Duck Call Room

Uncle Si says he doesn’t shoot the big bucks because they aren’t as good to eat, but Martin and Jay Stone know the real reason. Stone takes Si and BK on a youth and veteran deer hunt and reveals the secret to tender, juicy deer steaks. He also shares the one thing you never say to Phil. Si tells the hilarious story of what happened to the persistent vacuum salesman who wouldn't stop pestering his mom. And Stone delivers some cold, hard truths when John-David tosses him questions about how to stay motivated to work out and what to eat to lose weight. https://www.cubii.com/duck — Uncle Si LOVES his Cubii. Try it risk-free for 30 days & get FREE shipping! https://samaritanspurse.org/duck — Find out how you can get involved with this awesome ministry! https://SofHold.com/ — Get 10% OFF your entire order with promo code DUCK! - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Si reveals the identity of his true soulmate and wonders if you get extra airline miles when you ride a wheelchair through the airport. Martin has LOTS to say about traveling with Phillip, Phillip's strange relationship with food, and the bizarre thing he put in his suitcase. Si only orders off-menu. The boys answer questions from Martin’s Instagram about dating and the best and worst Halloween candy. And John-David has an email with stories about "Psycho Si" from before the Duck Dynasty days. https://OmegaXL.com/DUCK — Buy one bottle and get the second bottle FREE! https://truebill.com/duck — Save up to $720 a year with Truebill! Check out SD Bullion — Text DUCK to 465322 (GOLD22) to get a FREE guide to buying gold & $5 OFF your first order! - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Si once stole the car from "The Dukes of Hazzard." Si's wife can't keep her hands off the Bod, Martin reaches the pinnacle of redneckdom, and Godwin shares his gourmet hot dog recipe. Si is convinced Honey Boo Boo is from Australia, and the boys reveal their favorite TV shows. Si and John-David do their best Bret Michaels impressions in their first Poison duet. John-David announces the official verdict on Si's bell. Si shocks everyone with his hot dog condiment of choice, and Godwin has quite a unique take on grapefruit. https://tommyjohn.com/duck — These are amazing! Get 20% off your first order right now! https://www.bollandbranch.com/ — Get 15% OFF your first set of sheets with promo code DUCK! http://ducklovesgroove.com/ — These rings & belts are the best! Get 15% off your order with code DUCKLOVESGROOVE https://samaritanspurse.org/duck — Find out how you can get involved with this awesome ministry! - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Si and the boys dive into your wildest conspiracy theories, including what the pyramids really are, the flat earth theory, and one about Donald Trump's uncle, lizard people, a time machine, and Queen Elizabeth. But first, Godwin stars in the coolest fan art ever. (Thanks, Mickey!) John-David has never been more embarrassed in his life. Martin says the ivory-billed woodpecker is extinct, but Si's not so sure. Godwin and John-David ponder words in the English language that make you go "hmm." And Si offers up his ruling on another unexpected food combo: Oreos and salsa.   https://joincrowdhealth.com/fit — Get 1 month FREE + an Apple Watch with promo code DUCK! https://bambee.com/duck — Get your FREE HR audit today! https://OmegaXL.com/DUCK — Buy one bottle and get the second bottle FREE! - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Si takes drag racing to a whole new level and tries to solve the case of his missing bell. Al Robertson and his wardrobe choices are the target of an impromptu roast, and Phillip catches Al in a big "oops" moment. Si is fascinated by the idea of milking the genetic horror known as the spider goat, and Martin and John-David have way more questions than answers about the goat AND Si. The boys talk about the first jobs they ever had. And Si shares his favorite pork-chop recipe. https://www.moinkbox.com/duck — We LOVE Moink! Get a FREE year of the best bacon you'll ever taste Check out SD Bullion — Text DUCK to 465322 (GOLD22) to get a FREE guide to buying gold & $5 OFF your first order! https://www.policygenius.com/si — To start comparing quotes & simplify insurance-buying, check out Policygenius! https://samaritanspurse.org/duck — Find out how you can get involved with this awesome ministry! - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Si is truly baffled by what some people do when they're alone in their cars. Stone has a few bones to pick with idiot drivers, and he and Si play the "idiot game." Si reveals his biggest pet peeve. A bold group of high school athletes gets the boys talking about prayer in school. Si says it's biblical to pay NCAA players. And Martin gives a fan crucial advice about how to avoid bathroom emergencies when you're away from home base. https://www.stamps.com — Get a 4-week FREE trial + free postage + a digital scale with promo code DUCK https://OmegaXL.com/DUCK — Buy one bottle and get the second bottle FREE! https://bambee.com/duck — Get your FREE HR audit today! - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Uncle Si wore a straitjacket while covering a Garth Brooks song at a Prince tribute show, and the boys can't get enough of it. Stone runs down the many negatives of hunting during teal season, and that leads Si into a story about the biggest his butt has ever been. John-David gives an update on his progress in Stone’s “House of Pain.” The boys reveal their best hunting bloopers, and they all have one … or two! Martin puts Si’s black panther knowledge to the test. And Stone gets choked out by a woman. Check out SD Bullion — Text DUCK to 465322 (GOLD22) to get a FREE guide to buying gold and $5 OFF your first order! http://DuckLovesGroove.com — Awesome comfort with a lifetime warranty! Get 15% off at Groove Life with code DUCKLOVESGROOVE https://samaritanspurse.org/duck — Find out how you can get involved with this awesome ministry! - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Si gets stranded at the airport, and unbeknownst to him, his layover antics are caught on camera! Martin kills a rattlesnake with a fishing pole. Godwin is VERY particular about his wardrobe choices. Si attempts osmosis as a new way to share the Gospel and reveals his plan to become an interdimensional being. John-David shares a fan's ingenious “snackle box." And a very strange food suggestion piques Martin's interest. https://helixsleep.com/duck — We LOVE our Helix mattresses! Get up to $200 off all mattress orders & 2 FREE pillows https://www.ScoreMaster.com/DUCK — Try it FREE, and see how many points you can add to your credit score! https://OmegaXL.com/DUCK — Buy one bottle and get the second bottle FREE! - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Uncle Si is still a little fired up over the time he wasn't allowed to board a flight home. He also proves he and Phil will hunt ANYTHING. John-David learns that pigeon hunting is a thing and Godwin wants to know why refrigerator light bulbs never burn out. John-David dives headfirst into the Denver airport conspiracy theory and serves up some goodies from the "That's Not How Mama Made It" files. And Godwin lays down some wisdom on how to keep the fire burning in your marriage. Check out SD Bullion — Text DUCK to 465322 (GOLD22) to get a FREE guide to buying gold and $5 OFF your first order! http://DuckLovesGroove.com — Awesome comfort with a lifetime warranty! Get 15% off at Groove Life with code DUCKLOVESGROOVE - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Si reveals Phil Robertson’s secret to knowing if it's going to be a good day for duck hunting. Martin explains why he doesn’t like hunting with Phil. With teal season officially here, Martin has the boys scratching their heads when he says his crew shot sixteen and caught 8. Phillip gets a miraculous message from a fan who Si prayed for. And John-David sifts through the inbox to tackle questions about favorite English foods, how to get on the path to Jesus, and how to find the right church. https://bambee.com/duck — Get your FREE HR audit today! https://www.stamps.com — Get a 4-week FREE trial + free postage + a digital scale with promo code DUCK https://OmegaXL.com/DUCK — Buy one bottle and get the second bottle FREE! - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Si's idea of a bubble bath is disturbingly hilarious. John-David gives a report from his first day in Jay Stone’s House of Pain. Si says “we” have been getting ready for deer season, but that "we" is highly questionable. Martin describes the worst thing he ever smelled, but it’s not a what — it's a who. Si shares the secret weapon that has all the ladies telling him how great he smells. The boys talk about the things you don’t want to find in your duck blind and Phil’s duck hunting strategy. Stone and Martin remember the greatest duck whacking of all time and reveal who killed the most banded ducks. And the boys encourage a listener on his incredible weight loss. http://ducklovesgroove.com/ — These rings & belts are the best! Get 15% off your order with code DUCKLOVESGROOVE https://trustandwill.com/duck — Get 10% OFF & FREE shipping of your customized legal documents! https://tommyjohn.com/duck — These are amazing! Get 20% off your first order right now! - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Si is all about getting swole, and Martin wonders how many times one person can have a midlife crisis. Godwin gets tricked into ordering a "dessert steak" covered in sugar. Si may be the only person ever to kill ducks with blanks in his gun. Martin wants to get Si into bright-colored tights for a workout video. Si gets serious and delivers a message everyone needs to hear about gratitude and holding on to joy and wonder. And John-David awards avocados a dubious honor. https://www.ScoreMaster.com/DUCK — Try it FREE, and see how many points you can add to your credit score! https://OmegaXL.com/DUCK — Buy one bottle and get the second bottle FREE!  - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Willie has a thing for running away, but when he tried to walk out on Korie just after they got hitched, it didn't exactly go as planned. Uncle Si and Willie tag-team a question about the best way to ask your boss for a raise. Stone wonders how Willie fared when John-David was out of commission. Willie makes plans to speak at his own funeral. Si is plotting to sneak into Willie’s deer stand, but Willie has a plan to stop his uncle in his tracks. And Willie reveals how he handles Korie's cooking mishaps. https://tetrahearing.com — Get 15% OFF at checkout with code DUCK15! https://www.moinkbox.com/duck — We LOVE Moink! Get a FREE year of the best bacon you'll ever taste https://www.policygenius.com/silife — Compare quotes today & you could SAVE 50% OR MORE on life insurance! - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Miss Kay is back with the marriage advice every couple needs to hear. But first, she tells all about the chaos that interrupted a wedding she and Phil hosted for a homeless couple. Kay is wary of Stone's training program. Uncle Si remembers the coldest he's ever been and admits he's a fair-weather hunter. Miss Kay has always wanted to ride an elephant, and you'll never guess what animal Si wants to ride. Miss Kay shares her Saints football prediction with John-David and announces what she wants written on her gravestone. And there's only one thing that stopped Willie from becoming a certifiable pyromaniac.  https://OmegaXL.com/DUCK — Buy one bottle and get the second bottle FREE!   https://www.ScoreMaster.com/DUCK — Try it FREE, and see how many points you can add to your credit score! - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Uncle Si gets called out by Martin for claiming he only has one vice. John-David discovers Si was born on the perfect day. Si insists Bella Robertson has COVID, but since no one else has heard that news, Martin calls her to get to the bottom of it. Godwin decorates his mic in true Godwin style. Si tells the story of the time he injured himself while making duck calls. The guys share stories about how Phil "babies" his equipment. And John-David kicks off a new segment called "That’s No Good" and recalls the time his wife made him beignets with an unexpected crunch. https://tetrahearing.com — Get 15% OFF at checkout with code DUCK15 https://www.stamps.com — Get a 4-week FREE trial + free postage + a digital scale with promo code DUCK https://DuckLovesGroove.com — Awesome comfort with a lifetime warranty! Get 15% off your order with code DUCKLOVESGROOVE - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Si trades stories with hunting legend Michael Waddell, including why Dale Earnhardt intentionally bumped one woman's car on the way to a turkey hunt. The boys recall the phenomenal duck hunting footage from the early days of Duck Commander, and Michael talks about his podcast, "A Bone to Pick." Phillip and Si remember the Alamo. Si, Martin, John-David, and Phillip imagine where they'd go if they could travel back in time. And Si has a huge bone to pick with the results of one "MythBusters" experiment. https://www.ScoreMaster.com/DUCK — Try it FREE, and see how many points you can add to your credit score! https://OmegaXL.com/DUCK — Buy one bottle and get the second bottle FREE!   - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Uncle Si schools the boys on his VERY scientific findings, including why smoke doesn’t always mean fire and why the heavier the guy, the farther he can go. Si also offers insight into how to pass the Army’s PT test without working too hard. Martin grins his way through the whole episode. Jay Stone says it's safe to make one assumption about the character of anyone wearing a fishing shirt. John-David gets Si's take on turkey bacon. And Si tries to help out a fan who REALLY stepped in it with his wife (and blamed the Duck Call Room boys!) https://samaritanspurse.org/duck — Find out how you can get involved with this awesome ministry! https://tetrahearing.com/ — Get 15% OFF at checkout with code DUCK15! - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Si came way too close to shooting Martin, but he thinks he had a pretty good reason. Si tells guest Marty Smith of ESPN about the greatest football game he ever played. The guys discuss what being on time means to a Robertson. Godwin is back to rate your sammiches. And John-David reads emails from fans in desperate need of dating and relationship advice. https://OmegaXL.com/DUCK — Buy one bottle and get the second bottle FREE! https://tetrahearing.com/ — Get 15% OFF at checkout with code DUCK15! https://helixsleep.com/duck — We LOVE our Helix mattresses! Get up to $200 off all mattress orders & 2 FREE pillows https://bambee.com/duck — Get your FREE HR audit today! - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Si Robertson was completely in the dark until "Duck Dynasty" fans popped him in the head with a cluebat. But first, John-David is committed to a lifestyle change, and Si, Martin, and Jay Stone share their best diet and fitness advice. Everyone agrees you need thick skin to cook for the Robertsons. Stone gives an update on the panther trap, and the boys take a look at some questionable new pics sent in for their Trail Cam Confessions segment. And Si offers advice to a high school student about what to do with his life. https://truebill.com/duck — Save up to $720 a year with Truebill! https://tommyjohn.com/duck — These are amazing! Get 20% off SITEWIDE right now https://samaritanspurse.org/duck — Find out how you can get involved with this awesome ministry! https://www.moinkbox.com/duck — We LOVE Moink! Get a FREE year of the best ground beef you'll ever taste - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Uncle Si and the boys are finally back together after the Duck Call Room gang got dough-popped by COVID. Martin and John-David tell the story of how the virus blindsided them, and they offer heartfelt shout-outs to everyone who helped, including Godwin's wife. After five days in the hospital, John-David has a bone to pick with the meal schedule. Meanwhile, Si goes fishing at a place where you can catch a couple hundred trout. Martin's mom practices radical honesty about Al's weight. Martin has an underwear recommendation for the Olympic racewalkers, and Godwin is impressed by how long Olympians go without dessert. And Si has a biblical challenge for fans. https://www.policygenius.com/si — To start comparing quotes & simplify insurance-buying, check out Policygenius! https://OmegaXL.com/DUCK — Buy one bottle and get the second bottle FREE! https://www.ScoreMaster.com/DUCK — Try it FREE, and see how many points you can add to your credit score! - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jep Robertson talks about what happened when he almost drowned, meeting Si's biggest fan, how Jase is like John Wick, and the time he broke all of his golf clubs in half. Jay Stone proves he can throw a golf club farther than anyone. Godwin tells the story of a fan who mistook him for Jep and refused to believe otherwise. Stone shares his wisdom on how to get the gamey flavor out of venison and other wild game. And Si and Stone weigh in on what makes an effective military leader. https://trustandwill.com/duck — Get 10% OFF & FREE shipping of your customized legal documents! https://samaritanspurse.org/whoa — Find out how to get involved with this awesome ministry! https://tommyjohn.com/duck — These are amazing! Get 20% off your first order right now! https://tetrahearing.com/ — Get 15% OFF at checkout with code DUCK15! - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Uncle Si and Al Robertson reveal how they learned the art of smack talk, why Al’s house looks like a FedEx drop off location, and the REAL reason Phil doesn’t wear his hearing aids. Jay Stone takes an impromptu call from Phil Robertson. Phillip talks about his wedding which was officiated by Al. And Si and Stone give advice to a mother whose son is leaving for the Air Force. Catch Al on the Unashamed with Phil and Jase Robertson podcast every Sunday, Monday, Wednesday, and Friday wherever you get your podcasts. https://www.stamps.com — Get a 4-week FREE trial + free postage + a digital scale with promo code DUCK https://OmegaXL.com/DUCK — Buy one bottle and get the second bottle FREE https://www.moinkbox.com/duck — We LOVE Moink! Get a FREE year of the best bacon you'll ever taste - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Si is pumped about a clever new plan to put the panther debate to rest. He also talks about his new workout regimen, the time he performed at the Grand Ole Opry, his 300-yard golf drive, Phil’s ‘photostatic memory,’ and why America is still the greatest country in the world. Stone remembers the first time he and Phillip met. Si is writing a gospel song, and he's pretty sure he has a #1 hit on his hands. Godwin offers up bull-riding advice. And the boys recall their craziest stories about boat breakdowns. https://bambee.com/duck — Get your FREE HR audit today! https://samaritanspurse.org/duck — Find out how you can get involved with this awesome ministry https://tetrahearing.com/ — Get 15% OFF at checkout with code DUCK15! - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Si spills the beans about what he did to put the fear into his daughter's boyfriend. Godwin's wife, Paula, joins the boys to talk about hunting, dating, love, and marriage in the extended Duck Commander family. Paula tells her side of the story about how she met Godwin, what they did on their first date, and how Jay Stone REALLY met his wife. Si and Stone talk about their weekend fishing trip where they struck out at Lake Fork but found success at Lake Spoon. And everyone weighs in on the weirdest foods they've ever eaten. https://OmegaXL.com/DUCK — Buy one bottle and get the second bottle FREE!  https://www.ScoreMaster.com/DUCK — Try it FREE, and see how many points you can add to your credit score! https://keeps.com/robertson — Keep your hair. Get 50% OFF your first order! - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Miss Kay finally tells all about the dog bite that sent her to the ER, and she lets us in on her NEW injury. Si has some curious uses for Vicks VapoRub that Miss Kay just can't wrap her mind around. Miss Kay and Si admit where the Duck Dynasty storylines really came from. Miss Kay draws up a contract with Phil. Jay Stone shares his recipes for the two best ways to make duck and talks about his daughter learning the art of the perfect biscuit from Miss Kay. And Kay reveals how Willie ruined a pie crust with his "fat, meaty hands." https://tetrahearing.com/ — Get 15% OFF at checkout with code DUCK15! https://truebill.com/duck — Save up to $720 a year with Truebill! https://www.ziprecruiter.com/duck — Try ZipRecruiter FREE today! - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Si compares biceps with 21-time world arm-wrestling champion “Monster” Michael Todd, who stops by to talk about professional arm wrestling and crazy arm injuries. The conversation turns to ocean adventures when Phillip brings up swimming with sharks and Si tells the unusual story of the giant sea turtle he ran into in Hawaii. John-David gets into some weird news with one of the best headlines ever written. Si and Martin try to help a guy resolve his mullet-related dispute with his dad. And Phillip coins the phrase "secret mullet." https://bambee.com/duck — Get your FREE HR audit today! https://helixsleep.com/duck — We LOVE our Helix mattresses! Get up to $200 off all mattress orders & 2 FREE pillows https://OmegaXL.com/DUCK — Buy one bottle and get the second bottle FREE - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Si and the boys are stunned by Godwin's surprise entrance. "Uncle Sí" chats with Alexa. Godwin rates fans' sandwiches, but we might have to DQ the winner. Martin urges people not to put goldfish into lakes. Si is delighted by a memory of farting deer, and he confirms that his signature blue Tupperware tumbler isn't the only cup in his collection. John-David reads listener emails about pickup lines, door-to-door candy sales, and Si's everyday carry. And heads up: It's probably a bad idea to put "former CEO of Duck Commander" on your résumé if you're not Willie Robertson. https://MVMT.com/duck — Get 28% OFF sitewide during MVMT's BIGGEST sale of the year! https://tetrahearing.com/ — Get 15% OFF at checkout with code DUCK15! https://www.moinkbox.com/duck — Get a FREE year of the best bacon you'll ever taste!  - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Si is convinced that Jay Stone’s trail cam picked up a panther on Phil’s land. Stone reveals the coolest thing he's ever captured on a trail cam and talks about the freakishly large "devil deer" he shot. John-David gives the boys a spelling pop quiz after Louisiana's own Zaila Avant-garde wins the National Spelling Bee. The city with the most authentic Cajun food is NOT New Orleans. Martin is the subject of the weirdest question ever asked on this podcast. Stone has advice for a man who recently got engaged. And when it comes to friends, how close is TOO close? https://keeps.com/robertson — Keep your hair. Get 50% OFF your first order! https://OmegaXL.com/DUCK — Buy one bottle and get the second bottle FREE!   - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Si talks about meeting his wife in an unexpected place, but it's hard to top Godwin's "Jerry Springer"-worthy story of how he met his woman. Martin has questions about hot dog eating contests and the people who enter them. Si recalls the time Willie became an accidental panhandler. Godwin made a top-shelf meal from the bread JD brought in, and now he's ready to rate your sammich. The boys talk about a venom-spitting snake on the loose, getting rid of pests, the best places to visit in West Monroe, and how to find people to date when church isn't working. And Si calls BS on Martin's biology lesson.  https://tommyjohn.com/duck — These are amazing! Get 20% off SITEWIDE right now https://samaritanspurse.org/duck — Find out how you can get involved with this awesome ministry   To start comparing quotes and simplify insurance-buying, check out Policygenius: https://www.policygenius.com/silife - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Si is looking GOOD after getting talked into a salon makeover by a Paula Deen lookalike. Willie has finally turned into Phil Robertson. Si asks for your help after he visits an inmate who isn't quite ready to hear what he has to say. Phillip relives getting his tail whupped by a girl at the children's home where he works, and Si reminisces about breaking a guy's hand with his hard head. John-David can't get enough of permed mullets, but can he get Martin on board with the trend? President Si announces the first thing he'll do as leader of the free world. And the boys extend a heartfelt apology to their truck-driving listeners. https://bambee.com/duck — Get your FREE HR audit today! https://OmegaXL.com/DUCK — Buy one bottle and get the second bottle FREE! - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Si and JD reveal their winning lines guaranteed to get a girl to go out with you, and the world may never be the same. But first, Godwin and Si can't get enough of the sourdough loaf JD's wife, Alyson, baked for them. A fan sends in Si's yearbook pics. Godwin is all about a 16-ounce bacon steak and the Martin-inspired sandwich he calls "Godwin's Goodies." Si tries to keep JD from going negative on his wife's cooking. The boys are seriously disturbed by almond milk and intrigued by deer milk. Si talks about his family's smokehouse and how he and his dad robbed a beehive. And the boys tackle roadkill and offer relationship advice to an engaged couple and a pair of retirees. https://samaritanspurse.org/duck — Find out how you can get involved with this awesome ministry https://keeps.com/robertson — Keep your hair. Get 50% OFF your first order! https://www.stamps.com — Get a 4-week free trial + FREE postage + a digital scale with promo code DUCK   - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Phil's fried shrimp is so good that Si won't eat any other shrimp. Stone talks about Phil's weird criticism of his cooking and reveals his secret to perfect baby back ribs. Si hits 140 mph on the Indy 500 track and realizes he may just be a Corvette man. A fan has the definitive answer to which M&M's have the most chocolate. Si will never forget what Phil's dog did to him. John-David delights Si with a monkey conspiracy from the mailbag. The boys decide Jase shouldn't own a dog. Martin explains his rule about afternoon flights in the summertime. And Si closes it out with some wisdom we all need to hear. https://OmegaXL.com/DUCK — Buy one bottle and get the second bottle FREE!  https://www.ScoreMaster.com/DUCK — Try it FREE, and see how many points you can add to your credit score!  - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Si reveals his plan to kick butt, take names, and defeat one of the world's greatest scourges, and it may just solve a couple of the world's other problems too. Martin shares his definitive guide to the best baby gift you can buy a future hunter or fisherman. Si fesses up to the time he set his rain jacket on fire and sent everyone scrambling. The boys are SERIOUS about their duck blind eats, and the menu will make your mouth water. The government thinks Si's not dangerous at his age. Well, think again, Jack! John-David and Godwin push back against defunding the police. And the mailbag is full of questions about dinosaurs. https://www.moinkbox.com/duck — We LOVE Moink! Get a FREE year of the best bacon you'll ever taste https://samaritanspurse.org/duck — Find out how you can get involved with this awesome ministry - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Miss Kay talks about how she's doing after her dog landed her in the ER. Uncle Si gets the coolest gift, and he's naming him Mr. Believe. Martin describes what happened to a shirtless Godwin in a "Duck Dynasty" scene that didn't make the cut. Stone didn't believe Dan the Butler saw a monkey on Phil's property, and Dan is still crushed. Stone and Si have the boys cracking up about the time a neighbor made the mistake of turning his hogs loose on Phil's property. Stone shares the details on the most comfortable pants in the world. And Si and Stone offer advice for keeping the faith on active military duty.  https://getsunday.com/DUCK— Get your FREE lawn analysis & $20 off your custom lawn plan! https://helixsleep.com/duck — Get up to $200 off all mattress orders AND 2 FREE pillows! https://OmegaXL.com/DUCK — Buy one bottle and get the second bottle FREE!  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Si Robertson ain't buying what Joe Rogan is selling when it comes to black panthers (but he still believes, boys). Si calls out dumb humans for trying to play God with wild animals. JD takes issue with pronouncing silent letters, tiny plates, and Willie's claim about Bella's wedding. Si and the boys consider crashing Phil, Jase, and Al's live podcast in Texas on Wednesday (shh, don't tell). Godwin, JD, and Si share their best fatherly advice. Si almost joined the Marines, but one thing stopped him. Martin nails his dating advice for introverts — complete with a seating chart. And if you're a loner who's having trouble meeting your special someone, Si has exactly what you need to hear today. http://www.styleyourbeard.com/ — Get 25% OFF at checkout from Wild Willies! https://www.stamps.com — Get a 4-week free trial + FREE postage + a digital scale with promo code DUCK   https://samaritanspurse.org/duck — Find out how you can get involved with this awesome ministry https://nrbconvention.org/register/ — Use code UNASHAMED for $25 off an expo-only pass to watch Unashamed LIVE in Grapevine, Texas, on Wednesday, June 23 - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Uncle Si is spitting fire about stupid humans on the road — including himself. But first, Si is giddy with delight over one whale of a story. Phillip and Si receive medallions from the Choctaw tribal chief, but Si's doesn't stay on his neck for long. Si laughs harder than you've ever seen when Martin explains why Native Americans love Si so much. Phillip shares something you might not know about Si and his fans. Martin meets Deion Sanders and has a cool surprise for Si. And Si may surprise you when JD gets the boys to weigh in on how they take their coffee. https://OmegaXL.com/DUCK — Buy one bottle and get the second bottle FREE!   https://www.ScoreMaster.com/DUCK — Try it FREE, and see how many points you can add to your credit score!  https://keeps.com/robertson — Keep your hair. Get 50% OFF your first order! https://nrbconvention.org/register/ — Use code UNASHAMED for $25 off an expo-only pass to watch Unashamed LIVE in Grapevine, Texas, on Wednesday, June 23 - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Phil Robertson hits the duck call room to reveal a talent even he didn't know he had: beating the FBI's lie detection technology in the coolest way possible. Phil and Si admit to their childhood poaching strategies and share the one rule they wouldn't break. They also reminisce about how Phil lured Si away from his dead-end job to be his reed man. Godwin remembers the early days of Duck Commander and the exact date and time he was converted. Phil divulges how he played matchmaker for his granddaughter and Stone in the duck blind. And John-David clams up so he can hear more from master storytellers Phil and Si. https://keeps.com/robertson — Keep your hair. Get 50% OFF your first order! http://www.styleyourbeard.com/ — Get 25% OFF at checkout from Wild Willies! https://tommyjohn.com/duck — These are amazing! Get 20% off your first Tommy John order To start comparing quotes and simplify insurance-buying, check out Policygenius: https://www.policygenius.com/silife - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Willie's youngest daughter, Bella, is officially married, and Willie reveals his nickname for her new husband. Uncle Si tells the story of the time he wore skunk-sprayed sneakers to a basketball game — on purpose. Willie drinks Si's tea for the very first time. Si misses Willie singing Hall and Oates at Bella's wedding. Willie acknowledges the healing power of shorty shorts, but he's torn on whether to embrace the trend in 2021. Martin explains why booty shorts violate his fashion rules, and Stone and Si won't wear shorts, period. Willie shares his nicknames for his grandkids and admits Sadie has already banned one potential nickname for her daughter. And a fan tries to get Willie in trouble with a question about wives who won't cook.  https://www.ScoreMaster.com/DUCK — Try it FREE, and see how many points you can add to your credit score! https://www.stamps.com — Get a 4-week free trial + FREE postage + a digital scale with promo code DUCK   https://www.moinkbox.com/duck — We LOVE Moink! Get a FREE year of the best ground beef you'll ever taste   https://OmegaXL.com/DUCK — Buy one bottle and get the second bottle FREE!   - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Si and the boys hold nothing back as they unveil their lists of favorite and LEAST favorite foods, with special appearances by mayonnaise, vinegar, sour cream, guacamole, a very special cut of steak, Chicken in a Biskit crackers, and of course, ham sammiches. Si reveals why he's such a ladies' man and plays the "foolish game" of awarding gold and silver medals to members of his celebrity crush list. Godwin didn't know weekend fishing was a contest, but just so you know, Si won. Martin strongly objects to the concept of paying for chicken salad. Si's parents were mad scientists in the kitchen, and Willie takes after them. John-David explains the rules of the Chick-fil-A "my pleasure" game. And the boys try to figure out what kind of fish swallowed Jonah. https://keeps.com/robertson — Keep your hair. Get 50% OFF your first order! https://www.ziprecruiter.com/duck — Try ZipRecruiter FREE for the smartest way to hire! http://www.styleyourbeard.com/ — Get 25% OFF at checkout from Wild Willies! - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

When Si Robertson goes up against Google, it's America's favorite uncle who wins, and Martin wonders if Si has a secret trick up his sleeve. The ammo supply finally dries up for Si and Martin. Si and the boys know where to find millions of crawfish and ... billions of squirrels? Si reveals why cowboys are his heroes and why his visit to the Ben Johnson Cowboy Museum gave him chill bumps the size of marbles. JD doesn't watch many Westerns, but he's pumped that Si and Phillip got to meet the Pioneer Woman! And Si and JD have some new evidence in their quest to find out which M&Ms have the most chocolate.    https://OmegaXL.com/DUCK — Buy one bottle and get the second bottle FREE!   https://tommyjohn.com/duck — These are amazing! Get 20% off SITEWIDE right now https://bambee.com/duck — Get your FREE HR audit today! - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Si has some surprising ideas about Michael Jackson, the Human Ken Doll, and cosmetic surgery. But first, Martin announces the winner of the Zoom call with Si. The boys dive into the most controversial topic they've tackled yet: pizza toppings. Martin shares the time he saw Phil Robertson rendered speechless. Si recalls going above and beyond with a girl he dated and reveals what happened when he said "roll tide" in South Carolina. Godwin and Martin do some unexpected things with peanut butter and pineapple. Then, John-David gets the boys to weigh in on an alarming gender reveal and how airlines are dealing with heavier passengers. And everyone offers up advice on how to get your woman interested in hunting. http://www.styleyourbeard.com/ — Get 25% OFF at checkout from Wild Willies! https://keeps.com/robertson — Get 50% off your first order! - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Si unintentionally gives new meaning to "potty humor," and Stone has been laughing about one particular incident for 15 years. Martin and Si kick off a VERY open dialogue about their recent bathroom misery, and that leads to stories about the Robertson family's personal hygiene and other tales from the duck blind that have never been told in public. It's possible Bullfrog has been hanging around Si too much, but is the world ready for a female Si? JD is amazed by 1980s bear wrestling at the mall, and Si and Stone have mixed reviews for ice fishing and dog sledding. Bonus: Stone does an incredible Si impression. https://OmegaXL.com/DUCK — Buy one bottle and get the second bottle FREE!   https://getsunday.com/duck — Get $20 off your custom lawn plan at checkout! https://keeps.com/robertson — Get 50% off your first order! - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Miss Kay is in the house with Uncle Si and the boys, and she's got STORIES. Kay reveals what happened when Jase busted Willie playing strip poker in seventh grade, the worm incident she's never forgiven Si for, and what it was like to date Phil AND Si. The maker of the best pies on either side of the Mississippi also spills her side of famous Robertson tales, including whether or not Si really stabbed her with a fork and what really happened when her boys locked her out of the house on purpose. Kay agrees that Stone's daughter is already a legend. John-David reads audience questions for Kay about her favorite recipes and raising the Robertson boys. And Si gets a little bit mushy because who doesn't love Miss Kay to pieces?   To start comparing quotes and simplify insurance-buying, check out Policygenius: https://www.policygenius.com/si https://iTargetPro.com — Get $10 off & FREE shipping with offer code DUCK   https://www.ScoreMaster.com/DUCK — See how many points you can add to your credit score! - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

A literal dream job falls into Si's lap, but he's not sure they appreciate his unparalleled talents. Phillip asks Si whether there will be game wardens in heaven. Si starts preaching and John-David is here for it. Martin wonders if there's more chocolate on peanut M&M's or regular M&M's. Si remembers his pet squirrel ... and what his mom did after it tore up her couch. JD shares the story of his mom's mail-order monkey. And the boys decide 8% of people have lost it, ostriches do NOT play around, and there's one superpower that's better than all others. https://www.ScoreMaster.com/DUCK — Try it FREE, and see how many points you can add to your credit score! https://helixsleep.com/duck — Get up to $200 off all mattress orders AND 2 FREE pillows! https://OmegaXL.com/DUCK — Buy one bottle and get the second bottle FREE! - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Si is feeling spry and ready to rescue fans from terrible life advice. He NAILS his response to a guy who wants to know if his girlfriend is the one, and the boys address the elephant, er, edamame in the room: vegetarian baggage in a relationship. But first, Si reveals the "Duck Dynasty" pic he's signed more than any other. Godwin's house attracts all the neighborhood dogs, and Si's place attracts raccoons that look like Arnold Schwarzenegger. On a related note, JD won't eat anything known as a "trash panda." And the boys share their freakiest possum stories and give a BIG thank you to the police. https://bambee.com/duck — Get your FREE HR audit today! https://www.stamps.com — Get a 4-week free trial + free postage + a digital scale with promo code DUCK   - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Si calls Willie out for spreading very fake news about the Robertson family. Johnny D is shocked to learn that grandmas spank people. Si broke a whole lotta butcher knives as a kid and ALMOST didn't live to tell the tale. Stone remembers his mom whipping his butt at basketball to teach him a lesson. Martin's grandmother put a unique (and possibly poisonous) spin on washing kids' mouths out for cussing. Si explains why he and Jase are practically the same person. Stone shares a pic of the homemade hazmat suit Jase wore when bats invaded his house. Si talks about how God brought him back to Louisiana when his wife said she'd never return. And the boys reveal their favorite Disney princesses. https://OmegaXL.com/DUCK — Buy one bottle and get the second bottle FREE!   https://www.ScoreMaster.com/DUCK — See how many points you can add to your credit score! https://bambee.com/duck — Get your FREE HR audit today! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Si isn't exactly sure what Dogecoin is, but he predicts it's going to the moon!  Godwin is judging JD HARD for wearing socks at the beach, and Si doesn't understand why anyone would hit the beach in socks when you're supposed to be ... nude? Godwin shows off his extremely flat feet in all their shoeless glory. Martin sings the praises of gas station fried chicken and hog head cheese. Si doesn't buy what the media's telling him about the skyrocketing price of lumber. The boys deliver a crash course on marriage thanks to Bill and Melinda Gates. JD gives Si literal chill bumps with a story about a humble hero who saved a little girl's life. Si reveals the one thing he won't eat from a fast food place, Martin lays down his one rule about fast food, and the Duck Call Room weighs in on favorite fast food joints (and which ones should be kicked to the curb). https://www.ziprecruiter.com/duck — Try ZipRecruiter FREE for the smartest way to hire! https://tommyjohn.com/duck — These are amazing! Get 20% off SITEWIDE right now https://getsunday.com/DUCK— Get your FREE lawn analysis & $20 off your custom lawn plan! - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Si Robertson was a football phenom back in the day, and oh, does he have stories. After reliving the near-death experience of going up against Steve "The Bear" Jones, Si, Martin, JD, and Phillip play a game of what-ifs. What if prime Muhammad Ali got in the ring with prime Mike Tyson? Who would win if Jack Nicklaus took on Tiger Woods and Michael Jordan took on Kobe Bryant? Could Walker, Texas Ranger beat Marshal Matt Dillon in a fight? And most importantly, would Si rather fight one Martin-sized duck or 100 duck-sized Martins? The boys try to come up with the toughest man who ever lived, and they debate which quarterback is the GOAT: Drew Brees or Tom Brady. Si also attempts to name a fan's baby and shares his advice on raising a daughter. https://www.policygenius.com — Save 50% OR MORE by comparing home and car insurance quotes! https://www.ScoreMaster.com/DUCK — See how many points you can add to your credit score! https://OmegaXL.com/DUCK — Buy one bottle and get the second bottle FREE! - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Si Robertson's roguish record of childhood escapades finally comes to light, and it's everything you hoped and more. JD does his best to give back to the bidet community, and Si and Godwin are judging him HARD for spending a buttload on his new toilet. Si teaches JD how to cover the funk on his junk. Godwin serenades Si for his birthday. Si and the boys reveal their theories on the moon landing and UFOs. A fan changes Godwin's mind on okra! And Si gives a shout-out to all the viewers and listeners who made his birthday special this year. https://www.stamps.com — Get a 4-week FREE trial + free postage + a digital scale with promo code DUCK https://iTargetPro.com — Get $10 off & FREE shipping with offer code DUCK https://getsunday.com/DUCK— Get your FREE lawn analysis & $20 off your custom lawn plan - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Uncle Si is a Louisiana legend, but he's got some competition from the Loch Ness Bass of Toledo Bend. Major League Fishing pro Jacob Wheeler drops by and reveals the craziest thing he's ever caught (and why he had to call the police after he reeled it in). Johnny D is stunned by what the professional angler catches with his $500 lure. Wheeler shares the story of the one that got away — the infamous Big Ed. Si introduces Wheeler to the joys of mustard fried crappie. The boys weigh in on what bait they'd use if they were limited to just one. Martin gets Wheeler to tell the embarrassing story of how his boat almost made an escape on the interstate. The boys try to settle the corks vs. bobbers debate. And Wheeler breaks some BIG personal news. http://netsuite.com/duck  — Get your FREE NetSuite product tour to save time & money    https://OmegaXL.com/DUCK — Buy one bottle and get the second bottle FREE https://www.policygenius.com — Save 50% OR MORE by comparing insurance quotes! - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Si's got another wild one for you, boys! It's a battle of wills as America's uncle goes up against an unrelenting 15-pound bass, but only one will emerge victorious. Willie's 49th birthday party serves up the best rib eyes and even better opportunities to throw Sadie's husband under the bus. The hilarity is nonstop as the boys talk shorty shorts on men, party meat etiquette, in-laws, people who skim sausage from a pot of gumbo, and banana and mayo sandwiches. Martin gives a shout-out to a fifth-grade entrepreneur who makes fishing baits. Stone explains how his daughter got the nickname "Bullfrog" from Phil Robertson. There's a good reason Vienna sausages make JD gag. And Godwin is acing his new diet, but there's one problem.  https://www.moinkbox.com/duck — We LOVE Moink! Get a FREE year of the best ground beef you'll ever taste  https://bambee.com/duck - Get your FREE HR audit today! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Si is gonna need a whole lot of naps to recover from days of celebrating 50 years with his fiery redhead. Phillip talks about planning the big party, and the boys give Stone props for his awesome toast. Si reveals his best poker strategy and shares the advice every marriage needs. JD finally gets to meet Evil Eye. Si insists he has the range to play MANY characters. Martin gets face-swapped for Willie on "Duck Dynasty" merchandise. And Si tells the story of how he finally ended up getting Christine a real wedding ring ... with a little help from his buddy. https://helixsleep.com/duck — We LOVE our Helix mattresses! Get up to $200 off all mattress orders & 2 FREE pillows https://OmegaXL.com/DUCK — Buy one bottle and get the second bottle FREE - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

You can't spell "silky" without "Si," and Si is determined to find a silky dragon jacket just like the one he wore when he met his wife. Is there a replacement to match his VERY specific wishlist? Miss Kay says Si stabbed her hand with a fork, but that's not how Si remembers it. Big Bird is NOT safe around Si and Martin. Godwin becomes the handyman during his trip to Al's southern lair. Si's favorite game causes a LOT of belly laughs. The boys remember the "Duck Dynasty" days and the explosive fallout from Si's "Vietnam Special," and JD tries to settle two of life's important questions: Waffle House or Cracker Barrel? And Bert or Ernie? And Si looks back on 50 years with Christine and the birth of his miracle babies. https://iTargetPro.com — Get $10 off & FREE shipping with offer code DUCK https://www.ScoreMaster.com/DUCK — See how many points you can add to your credit score!   https://www.stamps.com — Get a 4-week free trial + free postage + a digital scale with promo code DUCK  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Si teaches a master class on how to hustle a skeet shooter, but then he loses a crisp hondo to Stone's 13-year-old daughter on their fishing trip. Si and the boys shake the Robertson family tree and a whole lotta hilarity falls out, including what Phil did when Al had appendicitis, the time Phil had food poisoning and refused to miss a duck hunt, and the tale of Uncle Marvin the Lead-Eater. Stone brokers a compromise when his kid refuses to go to the daddy-daughter dance. Martin nails the two things everyone sucks at, and Si reveals the magic words every marriage needs. JD gets roasted for his truly hideous shirt. And Si says JD, Martin, and Stone can flush their theories on PED use in baseball right down the bidet — he knows the truth. Visit Homes of Hope for Children to help kids in crisis: hohfc.org https://OmegaXL.com/DUCK — Buy one bottle and get the second bottle FREE https://www.moinkbox.com/duck — Get a FREE year of the best ground beef you'll ever taste http://netsuite.com/duck — Get your FREE NetSuite product tour to save time & money https://www.ScoreMaster.com/DUCK — See how many points you can add to your credit score!   - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Si may just have a thing for Shania Twain and Salt-N-Pepa, and there's a good reason he doesn't care who knows. Martin, Godwin, and Johnny D admit their favorite guilty-pleasure songs and rank the best sports movies of all time. After breaking down the Masters, Si throws down some fightin' words when he tells Godwin bull riding isn't a real sport. The boys talk eggs and sausage, the problem with hunting in Louisiana, the vileness of buttermilk, and the one vegetable Godwin would outlaw. And Johnny D shares a status update on his relationship with Willie. https://getsunday.com/duck — Get $20 off your custom lawn plan at checkout https://iTargetPro.com — Get $10 off & FREE shipping with offer code DUCK https://www.ziprecruiter.com/duck — Try ZipRecruiter FREE today - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Si and Willie Robertson in the same room? What could go wrong?! Willie confronts Si about the embarrassing moment that's been on his mind for 12 years. Willie also creates a NEW embarrassing moment when he reveals why John-David actually NEEDS a bidet. Martin describes how Willie hazed him the first time they got on a plane together. Willie offers the inside scoop on his new Facebook Watch show, "At Home with the Robertsons." And after sharing his desperate late-night trip to Walmart, Willie closes with a Bible verse that makes him nearly die laughing.    https://www.ScoreMaster.com/DUCK — See how many points you can add to your credit score! https://www.policygenius.com — Save 50% or more by comparing insurance quotes https://OmegaXL.com/DUCK — Buy one bottle and get the second bottle FREE Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Si really hates snakes. But when it comes to traumatic flashbacks, nothing compares to the horror of ... butterscotch ice cream? Confirmed: Martin is a snake-lovin' weirdo. Godwin serves up some common sense on snakes, and look out, Snoop, because Si's got a play-by-play of 50 snakes attacking an iguana. Martin has strong feelings about the worst thing you can do to a cookie. The boys get a look at the monstrosity known as the earwig. Si explains why his mean redhead probably won't be on the podcast. And Martin shares tips for how to get over shaky hands when you're hunting deer. https://wethepeopleholsters.com/DUCK — Get $10 off with offer code DUCK! https://www.stamps.com — Get a 4-week free trial + free postage + a digital scale with promo code DUCK   Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Si warned the "Duck Dynasty" crew he was about to cool off in the lake, so hey, what happened next wasn't HIS fault, was it? You mess with Si, you get all due respect! Martin and Si have a bone to pick with the world's sexiest bald man. Willie drops by, Si tries out his new frog-gigging light, and the boys talk Easter plans, snakes, and why almost everything about the U.K. is baffling to Americans. John-David introduces Godwin to the confusing world of bidets. And Si is ready for Snoop Dogg, but is Snoop Dogg ready for Si? https://bambee.com/duck — Get your FREE HR audit today! https://OmegaXL.com/DUCK — Buy one bottle and get the second bottle FREE http://NetSuite.com/DUCK — Schedule your FREE PRODUCT TOUR today - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

A surprise guest defeats Si in a battle of skill, and then in true Duck Call Room fashion, she rubs it in. But first, Si and John-David bond over playing "Tiger Woods PGA Tour" on Playstation, and Si has a message for a fan who measured how many times he says "hey" and "no." Stone installs a canopy on his boat to protect Si, and Martin remembers the time Si burned his legs to a crisp in the Bahamas. The boys also tackle how to pronounce "crappie" the right way, why there are too many cities in the city of Dallas (not a typo), and what their favorite shotguns are. https://wethepeopleholsters.com/DUCK — Get $10 off with offer code DUCK! - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Si learns what a bidet is, and John-David has STRONG feelings about bidets. During Sadie's podcast, Si discovers Willie wanted to fire him before "Duck Dynasty," and oh, does he have thoughts. He also shares the story of the awful jobs he's had and how he ended up working at Duck Commander. Martin reveals that Si is an introvert who used to be camera shy, and Si explains what it takes for him to let his hair down. Si is enraptured by racing zebras on YouTube and penguin poop you can see from space. And the boys share what they'd request for their final meals. Today's Duck Call Room biodiversity tour brought to you by the Loch Ness Monster and chupacabras. Check out Si and Willie on Sadie's podcast: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/leave-uncle-si-alone-si-and-willie-robertson/id1433974017?i=1000514168217  https://www.ScoreMaster.com/DUCK — See how many points you can add to your credit score! https://OmegaXL.com/DUCK — Buy one bottle and get the second bottle FREE https://tommyjohn.com/duck — These are amazing! Get 20% off SITEWIDE right now - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Si is just about done with this "bunch of idiots" using the word "tumultuous" and forcing him to listen to the Hall and Oates emergency helpline. The truth finally comes out: Jay Stone and Phillip McMillan did the Soggy Bottom Boys dance for Si when he was sick. John-David is lost as the boys share their favorite movies of all time. Si knows exactly what Victoria's secret is, and he wants the world to know. Phillip and Si share fishhook horror stories. Martin doesn't want anyone using Howie Mandel in defense of hair loss. Fans weigh in on who should play Uncle Si in a movie, and they submit the final verdict in the Great Hot Dog Debate. And Si tries to convince the boys that Drew Carey is bald. https://wethepeopleholsters.com/ — Get $10 off with offer code DUCK! https://bambee.com/duck — Get your FREE HR audit today! ~ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Si relives the worst whuppings he ever got from his parents and shares the story of why he'll never forget his mama's switch bush. John-David realizes he's missing $1,250, and the culprit is his 7-year-old son. Si gets ready to take a belt to John-David to teach him a little Parenting 101. He also recalls all the butts that got torn up when Phil caught 16-year-old Al and his buddies drinking beer. And the boys delve into Si's free-spirited nudist days, laughing at Si's drill sergeant, Godwin's smoooooth answer to a question about his favorite trophy, Martin's philosophy on child discipline, and whether it's true that "it hurts me worse than it hurts you." Duck Call Room episode 17 is sponsored by: https://HomeTitleLock.com — Get 30 FREE days of protection with code RADIO https://bambee.com/duck — Get your FREE HR audit today! https://OmegaXL.com/DUCK — Buy one bottle and get the 2nd BOTTLE FREE https://www.ScoreMaster.com/DUCK — See how many points you can add to your credit score! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Si tells the story of the time he fought an armadillo — and lost. Then, Si and the boys answer your questions: Is a hot dog a sandwich, which actor would play you in a movie, and are hemorrhoids actually contagious? Martin and Godwin say Si can out-eat any of them and has proved it with a donut-eating contest. Si also holds the record for eating more of Phil’s burgers than anyone else. The number will surprise you! Duck Call Room episode 16 sponsored by: https:/NetSuite.com/DUCK — Schedule your FREE PRODUCT TOUR today Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Uncle Si has pressing questions, but can Google answer them to his satisfaction? He also shares the secret to making it in the music business and how to make a world-class spaghetti dog. John-David reads comments from his haters and gives Si's favorite drink mix a try. Stone recalls the funniest thing that happened when the Robertsons did the "Wagon Wheel" video with Darius Rucker. The boys are convinced that Phillip McMillan is trolling them on YouTube. And Si isn't so sure about the weight loss advice he's hearing in the duck call room. https://www.policygenius.com — Save 50% or more by comparing insurance quotes https://www.ScoreMaster.com/DUCK — See how many points you can add to your credit score! https://OmegaXL.com/DUCK — Buy one bottle and get the second bottle free https://www.stamps.com — Get a 4-week free trial + free postage + a digital scale with promo code DUCK   Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

If Willie listens to this, things could get awkward fast. Si issues an apology to fans, but his remorse is short-lived. The boys try to solve the mystery of who sent Si 72 cans of Mr & Mrs T. They also share stories about the time Godwin dyed his beard and the weirdness that happens when Si uses an iPhone. John-David slams into his friend's truck, and that reminds Martin of the time Godwin backed into his truck while they were on the phone. Si closes it out with golf tips, the secret to his famous tea, and a Bible verse (complete with sound effects) for people who mess with old folks. https://www.netsuite.com/duck — Get your FREE NetSuite product tour to save time & money! https://OmegaXL.com/DUCK — Buy one bottle and get the second bottle free https://HomeTitleLock.com — Get 30 FREE days of protection with code RADIO Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Si Robertson has a suave hat, a whole lot of energy, and a bunch of crazy stories about his college days. Si also shares his best fishing stories of all time, and they involve 2 fractured ribs, a 7-foot freshwater eel, and a 200-pound redfish. Martin has a theory on why Si's beard is shorter on one side, but Si has other ideas. John-David sports a new look. Phil, Jase, and Al left a big mess when they recorded "Unashamed" in the duck call room last week. Phillip makes Si a $100 bet about Si's favorite Bloody Mary mix. And Si drops the show's first "that's what she said."    https://www.ScoreMaster.com/DUCK — Raise your credit score today! https://OmegaXL.com/DUCK — Buy one bottle and get the second bottle free   Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Si's appetite is back, Jack, and nothing's gonna come between him and two of the finest pieces of meat known to man. His 50th wedding anniversary is coming up this year, and he's got stories about his fiery redhead and her mean streak. Godwin and Martin admit there are a few questions they're itching to ask the Almighty. John-David is considering a haircut. Si gets an awesome gift from a fan and reveals his favorite "Duck Dynasty" episode. And the guys share stories about getting lost in the woods, Si's grand return to the duck hole, who the best shot is, fishing superstitions, crappie fishing, and Si's questionable duck blind math.   https://tommyjohn.com/duck — These are amazing! Get 15% OFF your first Tommy John order https://HomeTitleLock.com — Get 30 FREE days of protection with code RADIO https://www.ScoreMaster.com/DUCK — Raise your credit score today! https://OmegaXL.com/DUCK — Buy one bottle and get the second bottle free   - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Si is back to tell HIS side of the story about his recent experience with COVID, but will he admit he's not the world's best patient? Willie drops in to make sure everyone's getting back to work. Jay Stone shares the secret beverage that helped restore Si's health (and it's not tea!) Phil gives Si the fastest checkup ever. Si reveals the custom blend of ingredients that make him smell so good. Former MLB player Adam LaRoche and former NFL player Matt Light call in to describe how they pranked Kansas City Chiefs' fullback Anthony Sherman and stole his truck to raise money for the E3 Foundation. And Martin asks Matt to make a tough choice: Drew Brees or Tom Brady? https://OmegaXL.com/DUCK — Buy one bottle and get the second bottle free   https://www.stamps.com — Get a 4-week free trial + free postage + a digital scale with promo code DUCK      https://www.ScoreMaster.com/DUCK — Raise your credit score today! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Si went to the hospital (under protest, of course). We knew something had to be wrong when he was quiet and wouldn't laugh or smile. He was diagnosed with COVID-19, drove everyone at the hospital nuts, came home, and took a turn for the worse. But as Martin said, "It ain't gettin' Si. Not on my watch." Many of you reached out to find out where Si's been, so we decided to share the whole story of his ups and downs with the coronavirus, along with some of our favorite memories of the often headstrong, always hilarious, one-of-a-kind Si Robertson.   https://bambee.com/duck — Get your FREE HR audit today! https://HomeTitleLock.com — Get 30 FREE days of protection with code RADIO https://OmegaXL.com/DUCK — Buy one bottle and get the second bottle FREE Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Go behind the scenes of Duck Dynasty, and find out what really went down. What's the truth about Uncle Si's basketball skills? Was Phillip McMillan (aka Phillip McVillain) really Willie's nemesis, and are the Robertsons really that competitive? Martin admits he split his pants on one episode and remembers a close call with a cannon. Phillip recalls Jase sharing Jesus with him. The boys offer a crash course on how to speak Si and reveal the three things they'd take to a deserted island. And Godwin remembers his first full-contact volleyball game with the Robertsons and rates his favorite Duck Dynasty episodes.  https://www.ScoreMaster.com/DUCK — The fast way to your BEST credit scorehttps://OmegaXL.com/DUCK — Buy one bottle and get the second bottle free https://HomeTitleLock.com - Use code RADIO for 30 free days of protection   Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Willie channels his inner Si to bring you some of his favorite stories about the Duck Call Room crew, Robertson family pranks, and his recent effort to hit the gym. Willie reveals why Si's hand-me-downs had a distinct odor after he got ahold of them, and that reminds Godwin of his air addiction. John-David explains why Willie nicknamed him "Nervous Pervis," and Martin lays down the law about imitation burgers. Then, get ready for big laughs as Willie describes his attempt to fire Si, one of his favorite Godwin stories, how Martin really ended up at Duck Commander, and how John-David "negotiated" his hourly pay. https://HomeTitleLock.com - Use code RADIO for 30 free days of protection    https://www.ScoreMaster.com/DUCK — The fast way to your best credit score https://OmegaXL.com/DUCK — Buy one bottle and get the second bottle free   Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Si reveals the one thing he wasn't allowed to do on "Duck Dynasty," and that's not the only thing you might not want to try at home. Stone shares the only words you EVER say to a game warden and tells the best mud boat story. Si recalls being the "fifth wheel" on dates with Phil and Miss Kay and remembers the elephants that sank his boat. Martin offers up his dating advice and paints an unforgettable picture of what happens to Godwin when cold water hits him. Si can't get enough of Phil's nicknames for people, and that reminds him of the tale of Ol' No-Legs. https://www.stamps.com - Get a 4-week free trial + free postage + a digital scale with promo code DUCK    https://HomeTitleLock.com - Use code RADIO for 30 free days of protection    https://OmegaXL.com/DUCK — Buy one bottle and get the second bottle free https://www.ScoreMaster.com/DUCK — The fast way to your best credit score Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Uncle Si insists his costumes are a hit with the ladies, but he only has eyes for ... monster trucks. And boy, does he have a daredevil story to tell. By popular demand, Si regales Phillip, Martin, and John-David with mostly true tales of his time in Vietnam. The boys take a look at some goodies sent in by fans, including an avalanche of black panther sightings. And Si finally weighs in on Bigfoot: Where exactly does he stand on the elusive Sasquatch? https://OmegaXL.com/DUCK — Buy one bottle and get the second bottle free https://www.ScoreMaster.com/DUCK — The fast way to your best credit score  https://HomeTitleLock.com - Use code RADIO for 30 free days of protection Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Godwin looks on in abject horror, and Si and Martin can't stop laughing as John-David shares his "neutering" story. "The Last Man Neutered in West Monroe" might make a terrible Western, but it's just another day in the life of John-David. Godwin drops some sound effects worthy of "Police Academy" and says his wife is a little lippy. Si explains how he knows it's Phil and Jase flaring the ducks. He also offers his advice for a long, happy marriage and gets ready to try out his DIY tummy tuck with spandex and some sort of gel. And the boys reveal what's in store for New Year's Eve and 2021. https://BloomsyBox.com - Use code DUCK for 15% off and free shipping with your subscription Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It all started with 27 bees dive-bombing Si Robertson's backside, but that's not his only buzzworthy tale. Godwin is back with a Christmas tree-eating contest, reindeer games, his best bull-riding story, and what happened when he didn't buy his wife a Christmas gift. Martin remembers his first Christmas with the Robertsons. John-David gives Si his very first Christmas Tree Cake. Si has a theory that Kiss isn't really a rock band and offers a brutally honest review of "Ted." The boys get into favorite Christmas songs and movies, gag gifts, a present as soft as mashed potatoes, and what you never knew about Godwin. And it's time to settle the two great Christmas debates of our time: Real trees or fake? And colored lights or white? Duck Call Room episode 4 sponsored by:   https://BloomsyBox.com - Use code DUCK for 15% off and free shipping with your subscription https://HomeTitleLock.com - Use code RADIO for 30 free days of protection https://www.ScoreMaster.com/DUCK — The fast way to your best credit score https://OmegaXL.com/DUCK — Buy one bottle and get the second bottle free   Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Will Si and John-David ever convince Martin they've seen black panthers in Louisiana? Only if they bring him one thing. But first, Jay Stone reveals what Jase was really up to all those years in the duck call room. Stone and Si are crushed that Phil took down one particular deer. Si fondly remembers a childhood full of homemade darts, cow patties to the face, and a sister who came after him with a butcher knife. Martin can set his watch by Christmas Tree Cakes and the McRib. And John-David shares his storied employment history.  https://www.scoremaster.com/DUCK — The fast way to your best credit score https://www.stamps.com - Get a 4-week free trial + free postage + a digital scale with promo code DUCK https://OmegaXL.com/DUCK — Buy one bottle and get the second bottle free    https://HomeTitleLock.com — Use code RADIO for 30 free days of protection

Strap in for a wild ride, courtesy of one Si Robertson. All disclaimers apply. Check out Si's tale of Eagle the Twisted Pigeon, one of the funniest Bible-study pranks of all time, and how Si almost got Phillip killed. Si reveals why it took 12 hours to convince his fiery redhead to marry him and why he may need a psychiatrist — make that Si-cat-trist — for his 40-pound tomcat. Martin reveals who's building the duck calls now. John-David shocks everyone with the results of his Si fact-check. And if you're somehow still wondering: Si's not dead. https://HomeTitleLock.com — Use code RADIO for 30 free days of protection https://OmegaXL.com/DUCK — Buy one bottle and get the second bottle free https://www.scoremaster.com/DUCK — The fast way to your best credit score

A doctor, an IRS agent, and a game warden walk into Si's trailer ... and thus, a podcast was born. Come for the smack talk, stay for the Si Pad, the duck with three parents, and Martin's beef with turkeys. Also in the Duck Call Room premiere: what makes Godwin long for Black Friday, why John-David needs a bigger bathtub, and the first thing Si did with his "Duck Dynasty" money. And finally, Si addresses one of history's greatest unsolved mysteries: Who exactly is Jack, and where can we find him? https://OmegaXL.com/DUCK — buy one bottle and get the second bottle free https://HomeTitleLock.com — use code RADIO for 30 free days of protection

Are y'all ready for this? Subscribe now! Si, Martin, Godwin, Stone, and J.D. are fixin' to do a podcast ... if they can figure out what they're doing. The fun starts Thursday, Dec. 3, 2020!