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Uncle Si hears the news of the passing of O.J. Simpson and it’s clear that he’s thought about the famous car chase, trial and acquittal a lot over the past three decades. Martin attempts to answer a tricky moral question posed by the case and Phillip lays out the plan for Si’s upcoming birthday celebration. John-David brings up the topic of the dinosaurs and the boys debate whether or not they truly existed. https://drinkag1.com/duck — Get a FREE 1-year supply of Vitamin D3+K2 & 5 FREE AG1 travel packs with your first purchase! https://helixsleep.com/duck — Get 20% off all mattress orders AND two free pillows! https://www.nuts.com/duck — Get a free gift with purchase for new customers and free shipping on orders of $29 or more right now! - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Uncle Si gets fact-checked on his book Si-Cology 101 by its narrator, who happens to be Jay Stone. Martin sings the praises of the Amish community and John-David goes nuts over the photos of decorated taxidermy sent by fans. Producer Hunter introduces everyone to a goblin-fronted death metal band and Godwin’s prayers make a sick fan’s day. Si casts the boys as characters in an old Western movie.  https://www.hillsdale.edu/duck — Take a FREE Hillsdale College course right now. Choose from more than 40 no-cost online classes! https://www.mypillow.com/duck — Get huge discounts during the $25 Extravaganza with promo code DUCK! - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Uncle Si is happy to ask Brian Rucker the tough questions about his prison time, and Rucker is happy to answer truthfully. John-David susses out Rucker’s true and hilarious motivation for getting a black belt in taekwondo in the first place and Stone drops in to demonstrate a few jiu jitsu techniques on his newest student. Martin has what the boys are convinced is a paranormal experience when he wakes to his son's fire truck toy lighting up for no reason in the middle of the night…and a few minutes later, the local fire department calls.  https://www.factormeals.com/duck50 — Get 50% off right now when you use code duck50! https://www.fastgrowingtrees.com — Save up to half-off on select plants and when you use code DUCK at checkout you’ll get an additional 15% off! - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Uncle Si feels for young people who are trying to follow Christ and struggling with anxiety and offers some advice for overcoming those thoughts. Godwin’s anniversary is coming up and he knows just what to get his wife, but it’s definitely not expensive jewelry! John-David’s son outdressed him for Easter and cut a dashing figure with his presidential look. Martin picks apart an April Fool’s Day joke, but Si pulls off the granddaddy of them all! https://rocketmoney.com/duck — Cancel unwanted subscriptions with Rocket Money. The average person saves up to $720 a year! https://www.fastgrowingtrees.com — Save up to half-off on select plants and when you use code DUCK at checkout you’ll get an additional 15% off! https://drinkag1.com/duck — Get a FREE 1-year supply of Vitamin D3+K2 & 5 FREE AG1 travel packs with your first purchase! - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Uncle Si and Martin recall their wacky contract during the “Duck Dynasty” days to never cut their hair or beards for the entire length of the show! John-David wishes he could see Si without a beard and photos of beardless Jase disturb everyone in the room. Jay Stone thinks he’s figured out what drew them all to the hairy look for so long and John-David once got a haircut from Willie in the middle of a restaurant! https://www.netsuite.com/duck — Now through April 15th, NetSuite is offering a one-of-a-kind flexible financing program! Get the most for your retirement. Get started at https://www.robinhood.com/boost https://www.mypillow.com/duck — Get huge discounts during the $25 Extravaganza with promo code DUCK! - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Uncle Si gets chummy with Christian band Big Daddy Weave and even puts on a concert of his own! John-David gets embarrassed by Sadie and Christian on the pickleball court and Si tells the story of his stickball experience courtesy of the Choctaw Nation. Phillip is so experienced at going to Si’s gigs that he now brings his own equipment for leftovers and Martin totally agrees with the science that proves one of Si’s taller tales to be true. http://www.readypantry.com/duck — Get 10% off your order and free shipping when you use code DUCK! https://www.fastgrowingtrees.com — Save up to half-off on select plants and when you use code DUCK at checkout you’ll get an additional 15% off! - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Uncle Si is excited to have his wife, Christine, back from the hospital, and he can’t help but show it! Martin gets into the doghouse by losing his wallet and keys with a rookie mistake. John-David and Godwin share some of the dumbest things they’ve ever done, and the boys are thrilled that their producer Hunter’s quest for love has come to an end … for now!  https://www.nuts.com/duck — Get a free gift with purchase for new customers and free shipping on orders of $29 or more right now! https://drinkag1.com/duck — Get a FREE 1-year supply of Vitamin D3+K2 & 5 FREE AG1 travel packs with your first purchase! https://www.mypillow.com/duck — Get huge discounts on everything with promo code DUCK! - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Uncle Si empathizes with veterans who struggle inwardly and outwardly, given his own experience with war. Stone has a proud father moment when his 9 year old daughter achieves her gray belt in jiu jitsu and updates the guys on Rucker’s progress on the mat. John-David is glad to have a fellow bidet lover in the Robertson family, but it definitely isn’t Si. Martin is excited for his boys to grow up a little more so he can teach them the same values he was raised with. https://rocketmoney.com/duck — Cancel unwanted subscriptions with Rocket Money. The average person saves up to $720 a year! Get a 4-week trial, free postage, and a digital scale at https://www.stamps.com/duck https://pureflix.com/TheBlind — Try Great American Pure Flix FREE for 7 days & watch The Blind starting March 22! - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Uncle Si overcomes his panic when his wife has a bad fall, and he makes an emergency 911 call to get her to the hospital. Phillip feels a little guilty for not having his phone on him during the emergency, and John-David wins Father of the Year for making his son’s birthday party pretty amazing. Martin gets into a dangerous situation when his boat trailer jackknifes on the interstate, and the boys are glad they’re no longer a part of the modern dating scene. https://www.fastgrowingtrees.com — Save up to half-off on select plants and when you use code DUCK at checkout you’ll get an additional 15% off! https://www.tommyjohn.com/duck — Check out Tommy John’s luxurious Second Skin Limited Edition Colors NOW! https://www.mypillow.com/duck — Get huge discounts on everything with promo code DUCK! - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Uncle Si’s bank account gets hacked from across the pond, proving his point about the danger of computers. Martin and John-David agree that anyone who is around Willie should keep their valuables and personal information locked up and Si doubles down on his disapproval of motorcycles. Stone is amused by Rucker being his newest jiu jitsu recruit, though Rucker’s first lesson comes to an abrupt and painful end.  https://drinkag1.com/duck — Get a FREE 1-year supply of Vitamin D3+K2 & 5 FREE AG1 travel packs with your first purchase! https://rocketmoney.com/duck — Cancel unwanted subscriptions with Rocket Money. The average person saves up to $720 a year! https://www.mypillow.com/duck — Get huge discounts on everything with promo code DUCK! - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Godwin calls out bakeries that don’t provide options for sugar-free folks like himself and Si refuses to eat cookies without raisins. The boys relive their most dangerous stunts, though Martin was injured doing something pretty ordinary. John-David pulled several stunts that ended with law enforcement showing up and Si recalls the good old days of sneaking out at night to horse around with his cousins.  https://helixsleep.com/duck — Get 20% off all mattress orders AND two free pillows! https://www.hillsdale.edu/duck — Take a FREE Hillsdale College course right now. Choose from more than 40 no-cost online classes! - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Uncle Si needs new footwear, has a birthday coming up and authorizes the boys to get him some cool new kicks, preferably in gold! John-David relives his glory days as a tipsy LARPer towering over the assembled nerds, and Martin is down for a domino game as a podcast episode as long as he’s on Si’s team. Phillip once got trash talked out of the house by Si and other Robertsons during a poker game and the boys recount their experiences meeting both nice and rude celebrities.  https://www.nuts.com/duck — Get a free gift with purchase for new customers and free shipping on orders of $29 or more right now! http://www.readypantry.com/duck — Get 10% off your order and free shipping when you use code DUCK! https://rocketmoney.com/duck — Cancel unwanted subscriptions with Rocket Money. The average person saves up to $720 a year! - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Uncle Si is happy to visit with Jep and Jessica Robertson to get an update on their lives. Jep is proud of the sports success his sons have had and Jessica is gearing up to marry off another daughter! John-David questions the odd sounds he hears coming from their house at night since they live next door and Si reports his own recent experience with mystery nighttime noises. Martin is impressed but slightly frightened by Jessica’s choice for their next pet! https://www.factormeals.com/duck50 — Get 50% off right now when you use code duck50! https://drinkag1.com/duck — Get a FREE 1-year supply of Vitamin D3+K2 & 5 FREE AG1 travel packs with your first purchase! https://www.mypillow.com/duck — Get huge discounts on everything with promo code DUCK! - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Uncle Si is creeped out by how many robots there are in our daily lives, though John-David and his family are very much into it. Stone is excited that his youngest daughter is now old enough for her first deer hunt with him and Si and Martin encourages young people to hustle in a responsible way to support themselves and learn life skills. Stone shares a horrific story about a Roomba gone wrong that apparently isn’t that uncommon. Get the most for your retirement. Get started at https://www.robinhood.com/boost https://www.mypillow.com/duck — Get huge discounts on everything with promo code DUCK! - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Uncle Si is pretty sure that AI has impersonated him after one of his stories goes awry. Godwin wants to revamp the full-service gas station industry and John-David puts his anti-social tendencies on full display at the grocery store. Martin recently experienced restaurant service from a waiter who is both a cat and a robot. The boys come up with a plan to communicate with Si since his house in the boonies still doesn’t have phone service. https://www.fastgrowingtrees.com — Save up to half-off on select plants and when you use code DUCK at checkout you’ll get an additional 15% off! https://www.mypillow.com/duck — Get huge discounts on everything with promo code DUCK! - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

An Uncle Si fan gets more than he bargained for by trying Si’s home remedy! Si and Phillip get their creative juices flowing by listening to his favorite songs, and Martin is impressed with the depth and breadth of their musical interests. John-David is staggered by Si’s “weird” pizza preferences, and Martin can’t understand where Si puts all that pizza on his skinny frame. Si’s backwards neighbors take out their ignorance on an unusual flying object, and Willie unwittingly gives the boys more material to tease him with.  https://rocketmoney.com/duck — Cancel unwanted subscriptions with Rocket Money. The average person saves up to $720 a year! https://drinkag1.com/duck — Get a FREE 1-year supply of Vitamin D3+K2 & 10 FREE AG1 travel packs with your first purchase! - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Uncle Si misses the days that the drive-in movies were popular (even though he mostly paid attention to his wife, not the movie) and tries convincing the boys to help him open one of their own in town. Martin & John-David can’t get over Si’s unintentional trip to see “Ted” because he thought it would be a family movie. Godwin is excited to help someone else name their child and Martin’s twin's recent milestone has everyone giving him fatherly advice. https://www.tommyjohn.com/duck — These are amazing! Get $25 OFF sitewide through February 20th! Get a 4-week trial, free postage, and a digital scale at https://www.stamps.com/duck - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Love is in the air as Uncle Si and the boys give insight into their married lives. Si can’t believe how young these two soon-to-be-married couples seem, especially since one of them is Jay Stone’s daughter. Jay reveals how his daughter’s boyfriend asked for her hand in a deer stand and Si recalls how he used to strike fear into the hearts of his daughter’s boyfriends. John-David and Martin are shocked and amused at how Si’s teeth got to be in the state they’re in and Si pays his respects to the late Toby Keith. https://www.readypantry.com/duck — Get 10% off your order and free shipping when you use code DUCK! https://www.nuts.com/duck — Get a free gift with purchase for new customers and free shipping on orders of $29 or more right now! https://www.mypillow.com/duck — Get huge discounts on everything and free shipping on your entire order with promo code DUCK! - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Uncle Si & Korie Robertson relive Si’s lawsuit and how he charmed the entire courtroom, including the judge! Martin discovers the source of several famous catchphrases he and the Robertsons use and John-David is underwhelmed by Si’s abilities as a rapper. Si and the boys are impressed and moved by Korie & Sadie’s mission in Guatemala to translate the Bible for a small community who speak an ancient language. https://drinkag1.com/duck — Get a FREE 1-year supply of Vitamin D3+K2 & for a limited time you’ll get 10 FREE AG1 travel packs with your first purchase! https://helixsleep.com/duck — Get 20% off all mattress orders AND two free pillows! https://www.hillsdale.edu/duck — Take a FREE Hillsdale College course right now. Choose from more than 40 no-cost online classes! - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Uncle Si’s preppy past is revealed by the wonder of the internet, and John-David can’t wait to share the photographic proof with the world. Martin feels the need to clarify an awkward but still true episode of “Duck Dynasty,” and Phillip shares the security footage of a hit and run that he was recently the victim of. Si and George H. W. Bush are both known for the same thing at a Houston hospital, and the boys debate the pros and cons of being the president of the United States. https://www.drinkhoist.com — Check out the new Blaze Orange bottle today and get 20% off your purchase when you use the code DUCK at checkout! https://rocketmoney.com/duck — Cancel unwanted subscriptions with Rocket Money. The average person saves up to $720 a year! - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

John Godwin is officially down 100 pounds and everyone couldn’t be happier for him! Si has finally put a little paunch on his lanky frame after decades of effort from Miss Kay. Martin’s love of chicken liver is inexplicable to John-David, and the boys find some more wacky “Duck Dynasty” merch out in the world. Si swears his older brother once drove a Beetle underneath a cow, but the boys aren’t so sure they buy it. Get the most for your retirement. Get started at https://www.robinhood.com/boost https://www.mypillow.com/duck — Get huge discounts on everything and free shipping on your entire order with promo code DUCK! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Uncle Si led the German police to think he was a serial killer by leaving a bloody mess in the basement of his apartment building! Phillip exposes the things Si does in his kitchen that everyone agrees should usually be done outside. John-David waffles on giving up something that’s been important to him his whole life and Martin sacrifices something special for his wife because she definitely earned it with her toughness. Phillip gives a health update to a concerned listener and the boys pick what scent each other’s candles would be if they had one named after themselves. https://www.factormeals.com/duck50 — Get 50% off and 2 free wellness shots per box when you use code duck50! https://drinkag1.com/duck — Get a FREE 1-year supply of Vitamin D3+K2 & for a limited time you’ll get 10 FREE AG1 travel packs with your first purchase! - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Uncle Si views what’s possibly the most hilarious and typical advertisement ever produced by his brother Phil. Jay Stone reckons that Si’s deer “Toothpick” has won this round of deer season by evading them, but Si is already buckling up for next season. John-David and Martin cringe at Si’s recollection of his harsh but effective nursing techniques. Si still can’t get over the most hilarious prank he’s ever seen in person, but Martin is just glad everyone survived it. https://www.songfinch.com/duck — It’s the ultimate gift! Get your original, studio-quality song & upload to Spotify FREE for a limited time! https://www.mypillow.com/duck — Get huge discounts on everything and free shipping on your entire order with promo code DUCK! - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

While the South was covered in ice, Uncle Si weathered the storm the best way he knew how while John-David nearly got run over for a bowl of chicken and dumplings. John-David uncovers some truly wacky Uncle Si merch, including one item that Martin hopes will be included in Si’s funeral. Phillip causes and then saves Si from a home invasion by carloads of fans, and Si has an unpleasant experience at a gas station that turns funny once it’s in the rearview. https://rocketmoney.com/duck — Cancel unwanted subscriptions with Rocket Money. The average person saves up to $720 a year! https://www.factormeals.com/duck50 — Get 50% off right now when you use code duck50! - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Miss Kay rebuts several of Si's claims, including being a “ladies man.” Phillip reveals what he, Si, Phil, and the boys got up to while Miss Kay went away on vacation, and Si remembers the most troublesome Robertson that even gives Miss Kay shivers. John-David forces a showdown between Si & Miss Kay over the best remedy for everything from a cough to a cold to a stomach bug. Phillip is glad the butterfly effect of the Robertson family changed his family’s life, and John-David is lucky to be here because of it too. Get a 4-week trial, free postage, and a digital scale at https://www.stamps.com/duck https://drinkag1.com/duck — Get a FREE 1-year supply of Vitamin D3+K2 & 5 FREE AG1 travel packs with your first purchase! - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Uncle Si and John Crist, comedian and YouTube sensation, share some laughs with the boys over the distinct cultural differences between them. Martin and John-David enjoy dishing out the details they have when John brings up celebrity gossip about Luke Bryan. John decides that West Monroe is like a ride at Disney World and can’t wait to come back and hang out with Si. https://www.mypillow.com/duck — Get the Giza dream sheets for as low as $29.98 right now with promo code DUCK! - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Uncle Si feels for Godwin after his messy stomach bug, but doesn’t necessarily want to hear all the details. Martin is glad no one got hurt during an idiotic thing that John-David did at work, and John-David is shocked to hear how dangerous falling birds can be. Martin reveals that he and Godwin once showered together and it really didn’t go well. https://www.hillsdale.edu/duck — Take a FREE Hillsdale College course right now. Choose from more than 40 no-cost online classes! https://www.factormeals.com/duck50 — Get 50% off right now when you use code duck50! https://www.mypillow.com/duck — Get the Giza dream sheets for as low as $29.98 right now with promo code DUCK! - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Uncle Si isn’t fooling anyone denying his abysmal sleeping habits, and Jay Stone reintroduces his friend the eminent sage and “paintologist”, Dr. Deans. Martin kicks himself out of his own house and the kids, too! Stone tries to give the true measure of Si & Jase’s epic, nose-to-nose showdown, but Si ain’t having it. John-David concludes that the “Duck Dynasty” loofahs featuring Si’s face are gone from existence. https://drinkag1.com/duck — Get a FREE 1-year supply of Vitamin D3+K2 & 5 FREE AG1 travel packs with your first purchase! https://www.mypillow.com/duck — Get the Giza dream sheets for as low as $29.98 right now with promo code DUCK! - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Uncle Si is the subject of another internet rumor, but this one he finds truly hilarious. Martin and Si get into over fantastical creatures, which Si jokes were the catalyst for human evolution. Phillip loved going on the Duck Commander Cruise because of the 24/7 buffet and Phil Robertson loved having a “captive” audience, but Si had a big problem with the whole thing. John-David stuns and intrigues the boys with the swimwear he swiped from Willie and the wager he makes to show them off. Listen to the ENTIRE song we ordered for Uncle Si: https://spoti.fi/4arKi9m https://www.songfinch.com/duck — It’s the ultimate gift! Get your original, studio-quality song & upload to Spotify FREE for a limited time! https://www.samaritanministries.org/DUCK — Become part of this health care sharing community TODAY! Join 80,000 Christian households across the nation sharing $30 million in medical needs every month. https://helixsleep.com/duck — Get 20% off all mattress orders AND two free pillows! - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Uncle Si can’t wait to hear about the surprise trip Martin took to make his wife happy, happy, happy. John-David feels like he’s seeing double after meeting the father of Duck Call Room producer and special guest, Hunter. Si thinks he’s cracked the code to make himself smell delightful to all the ladies and it’s not because of a certain bathroom product with his own face on it! https://www.samaritanministries.org/DUCK — Become part of this health care sharing community TODAY! Join 80,000 Christian households across the nation sharing $30 million in medical needs every month. https://rocketmoney.com/duck — Cancel unwanted subscriptions with Rocket Money. The average person saves up to $720 a year! - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Uncle Si and the boys answer some of their fans’ most burning (and silly) questions. Martin recalls the most awkward encounter he’s ever had with someone seeking an autograph, and John David has decided there’s one food he can’t live without. Godwin lets the boys in on some of his most interesting talents and facts about himself. Si had a great time making an episode of “Duck Dynasty” but it never reached the screen. https://drinkag1.com/duck — Get a FREE 1-year supply of Vitamin D3+K2 & 5 FREE AG1 travel packs with your first purchase! https://www.mypillow.com/duck — Get the Giza dream sheets for as low as $29.98 right now with promo code DUCK! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Uncle Si fans love hearing about the life of Bryan Rucker, a former Duck Commander employee whose life has had some wild ups and downs. Rucker is back to give more insight into his rollercoaster life, from growing up and selling drugs in the roughest neighborhood in Houston, to working at Duck Commander and getting into silly shenanigans, to becoming a faith-based counselor to other people with difficult pasts. Go back and check out the other Rucker episode at: https://youtu.be/oYQRGD76cFs. https://www.factormeals.com/duck50 — Get 50% off right now when you use code duck50! https://rocketmoney.com/duck — Cancel unwanted subscriptions with Rocket Money. The average person saves up to $720 a year! https://drinkag1.com/duck — Get a FREE 1-year supply of Vitamin D3K2 & 5 FREE AG1 travel packs with your first purchase! - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Uncle Si hasn’t technically worked for Duck Commander in years, but that doesn’t stop him battling it out with his nephew and former boss, Willie Robertson. Si and Willie’s relationship confounds and amuses the boys and touches the hearts of people all over. Some of the best moments and arguments between Willie and Si will never be forgotten! https://drinkag1.com/duck — Get a FREE 1-year supply of Vitamin D3K2 & 5 FREE AG1 travel packs with your first purchase! https://www.mypillow.com/duck — Get the Giza dream sheets for as low as $29.98 right now with promo code DUCK! - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Uncle Si and Godwin agree that a new health trend seems ludicrous, though they’d do it for a “nominal fee.” Godwin really ticks off his wife and now he’s afraid to go to sleep, and Martin can’t blame him. John-David nearly falls out of his chair laughing at Si’s reinvented story about his favorite pigeon. The boys give advice for taking care of invasive species and try to encourage a young man who’s having some trouble and feeling down at school. https://www.mypillow.com/duck — Get the Giza dream sheets for as low as $29.98 right now with promo code DUCK! - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Uncle Si made a grand gesture for his 50th wedding anniversary and talks about the time he left Reba McEntire speechless, and Phillip kept the evidence! Boss man Willie drops in to blow Si’s mind with the details of his recent trip to Las Vegas. Martin speaks to a group of young entrepreneurs, and John-David realizes he’s not the only one with an aggressive Ebay habit. Si’s wife cleans out his closet for a good cause, and the boys wonder how much they could get for Si’s Christmas card by selling it online. Listen to the ENTIRE song we ordered for Uncle Si here: https://spoti.fi/4arKi9m https://www.songfinch.com/duck — It’s the ultimate gift! Get your original, studio-quality song & upload to Spotify FREE for a limited time! https://www.nuts.com/duck — Get a free gift with purchase for new customers and free shipping on orders of $29 or more right now! https://www.drinkhoist.com — Get 20% off your purchase when you use the code DUCK20 today! - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Uncle Si is disappointed by the unflattering piece CNN filmed in West Monroe and equally surprised by the fact that there’s apparently a market for NASCAR belly button rings. John-David is apparently an Ebay guru, and Martin performs a supremely difficult service as a favor to Godwin. Jay Stone discovers that there’s such a thing as adult legos, and Si has one spectacular move to get out of shopping for every occasion possible. https://www.tommyjohn.com/duck — These are amazing! Get up to 30% OFF your order right now! https://helixsleep.com/duck — Get 20% off all mattress orders AND two free pillows! https://rocketmoney.com/duck — Cancel unwanted subscriptions with Rocket Money. The average person saves up to $720 a year! - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Uncle Si is caffeinated and ready to roll, cracking the boys up with his excitable, somewhat violent mood. Martin finds himself intrigued by Si’s greatest pet peeve and just might perform it to see what happens. Jay Stone reveals Si’s observation during his visit to the jiu jitsu school, and John-David advises a couple of unmarried, cohabitating parents on what their next move should be.  https://nutrafol.com/men — Get $10 OFF your first month & FREE shipping with promo code DUCK! https://www.factormeals.com/duck50 — Get 50% off right now when you use code duck50! https://drinkag1.com/duck — Get a FREE 1-year supply of Vitamin D3K2 & 5 FREE AG1 travel packs with your first purchase! - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Uncle Si is joined by his favorite nephew, Jase Robertson, for a walk down memory lane. Jase calls into question Si’s entire method of storytelling, and Martin really seems to miss the good old days when they were all together every day. John-David definitely doesn’t fit the requirements to work at Duck Commander as Jase & Si lay them out. Si almost gives away the ending on everything from their favorite westerns to the holiday special of his and Jase’s treasure hunting show. Jase reveals the bizarre and probably illegal funeral wishes of Phil Robertson. https://www.hillsdale.edu/duck — Take a FREE Hillsdale College course right now. Choose from more than 40 no-cost online classes! https://drinkag1.com/duck — Get a FREE 1-year supply of Vitamin D3K2 & 5 FREE AG1 travel packs with your first purchase! https://www.samaritanministries.org/DUCK — Become part of this community TODAY! Join 80,000 Christian households across the nation sharing $30 million in medical needs every month. Watch new episodes of "Duck Family Treasure" on FOX Nation! https://bit.ly/3uR0rF5 -- Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Uncle Si’s bonehead move on his wife’s birthday is revealed by Phillip, but he’s got a grand gesture planned to make up for it! The boys rank the best duck hunters in the blind these days, and Phil Robertson has lost the top spot! John-David has complaints about his family’s holiday traditions, and Martin feels qualified to give advice on how to be an adult. https://www.samaritanministries.org/DUCK — Become part of this community TODAY! Join 80,000 Christian households across the nation sharing $30 million in medical needs every month. Get a 4-week trial, free postage, and a digital scale at https://www.stamps.com/duck https://www.factormeals.com/duck50 — Get 50% off right now when you use code duck50! - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Uncle Si has been hijacked by Willie who's doing his best "Phil" impression. Si and Willie bet on who can kill the “Toothpick” buck and Martin notices Si’s attempt to mansplain. Brandon Maddox from Silencer Central stops by and then Si gives a preview of his supposedly augmented cheeks. Plus the boys give advice for the holidays to people hoping to surprise their outdoorsy dads. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Uncle Si can't stop laughing at Godwin's wife's strangest Christmas decoration and Si personally welcomes the legendary “Gar Commander” kids. Si also is reminded of himself in their fierce, resourceful spirits but John-David finds discomfort in their favorite snack. Si relives some of the craziest weather anomalies in the last half century. The boys debate about self-serve gas stations, and Martin and Si have advice for getting good at what you do best. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The boys are reunited with former co-worker Bryan Rucker, who tells the amazing story of his life transformation from drugs and gangs to walking with God and being an addiction counselor. Rucker credits Martin, John-David, Willie, and the Duck and Buck Commander family for helping him turn to Jesus and reach his full potential. Uncle Si thinks Rucker may be the only storyteller able to match his own skill, and Miss Kay bursts in to give the boys a sweet potato pie break. Check out Bryan Rucker’s testimony for I Am Second: https://www.iamsecond.com/film/bryan-rucker/ - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Uncle Si's dance moves make a kid's day at a fundraiser with Phillip McMillan. John-David and Martin decide that they’ve got beef with Thanksgiving turkey and poorly behaved family members. John-David and Si give a quick PSA on how NOT to burn your house down when frying a turkey, and the boys discover a new cranberry sauce commercial that has some of them wiggling and giggling. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Uncle Si is excited to catch up with Bella Robertson Mayo to hear about her new job, college graduation, plans for the future, and most importantly, all the latest gossip about Willie’s branch of the family. Martin and John-David take credit for inspiring many of both Bella and Sadie’s achievements due to their excellent babysitter skills. Bella and the boys pray for a young girl diagnosed with cancer. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Uncle Si is lucky to have Jay Stone as a witness to his lady game warden story! The boys reveal the craziest meats they’ve eaten or heard of being eaten, and Martin gives his general rule of thumb when it comes to eating game. John-David has an unusual conversation with his Uber driver at 1 A.M., and the boys all have stories of getting fish hooked that will make your stomach churn. Si is proud of a group of local boys who call themselves the Gar Commanders and gets his first taste of the Helen Keller conspiracy theory. Own The Blind today at: Amazon - https://a.co/d/1tziXLv Duck Commander - https://duckcommander.com/collections/dvds/products/the-blind-dvd - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Uncle Si tells all about meeting a girl who recently became a Texas game warden. She immediately won him over — so much that he admitted all his hunting sins without blinking an eye. The boys are impressed with yet another of Godwin’s unexpected hidden talents that he mastered for his wife, Paula. John-David opens up about a recent health struggle, but the boys are quick to turn it into a hilarious and revealing conversation. Producer Hunter sends the room into comical chaos with a confession from his teen years. Si gives his best advice on how to balance being a soldier with being a father and husband. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Uncle Si and Martin explain a famous southern saying that John-David has apparently misunderstood his entire life. Stone and Martin relive their merciless initiations into the Duckmen inner circle. John-David gets a chance to poke fun at Godwin's irrational fear of icy water and the boys lose it over the nickname Godwin tried to give himself. The boys realize that the Robertsons are kings of embarrassing nicknames and explain what “home field advantage” means when it comes to unexpected bowel movements. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Uncle Si is excited to see his little buddies Waylon and Jackson, Martin’s twin boys, in the studio! Martin and his wife, Brittany, give an update on the surprising outcome of their first foray into trick-or-treating with the twins, and John-David has some thoughts about adults and older teens who still trick-or-treat without kids. Si highly recommends flying on an airplane on Halloween as the crazy costumes he saw in the airport really lightened the mood. The boys take umbrage at Daylight Savings Time and react to Jason Aldean’s hilarious Halloween costume and performance. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Uncle Si answers a fan question about the first thing he spent his “TV money” on, and it was so very sweet! Si has an epiphany about gators that comes as a surprise to the boys, and Phillip is suffering from a new and excruciating medical issue. John-David reveals himself to be a (sort of) food snob, and Martin can’t help but laugh at Willie Robertson’s sneaky tactics at the dinner table. Phillip tells a hilarious story about Si’s kidneys, which were so healthy that they sent hospital nurses running the other way! The boys help a fan decide whether or not to name their cat after Si. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Uncle Si drops jaws with his confession about his little sister. Si also reveals himself to be a man of limited tolerance for strong smells, especially those created by children. Martin and John-David don’t let him off the hook that easily, though. Godwin asks a question that divides the room. There’s a short list of things Si can’t do well, and he knows exactly why God refused him one particular gift. A weird regional recipe gets panned by all the boys, and John-David’s traumatic experience with rancid mayo has the boys losing their minds and almost their breakfasts. -- Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Uncle Si’s latest appearance at a crematorium has the conversation flowing in an unexpected direction. The boys spiral into a debate on cremation, burials and their insane wishes for their own funerals. Martin decides to be an organ donor, and John-David rocks the pickleball court. However, the victory is short-lived as he makes an unexpected doctor visit afterwards. Phillip cracks Si and the boys up wondering if heart issues are real or if they’re just gas? Christian comedian, Layton Flatt, lets the boys in on the life of a stand-up comic and the boys explain a common Southern term to a city dweller from elsewhere.  - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Uncle Si is having too much fun with a recently unearthed video of Willie impersonating Phil Robertson’s unique antics in the pulpit and on TV. Uncle Si had his own turn going off-script on live TV, and he regales the boys with the story of Jase getting forcibly removed from Trump Tower in NYC for looking a little too homeless. Martin and Godwin have started their own band, according to a wildly inaccurate article from the internet, but Si wants to know why he didn’t get an invite. A trail cam picks up a the funkiest-looking deer anyone has ever seen, and John-David is psyched to get a question from an Australian listener that leads the boys to walk down memory lane with their favorite four-legged pals. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Martin’s twin boys are finally one year old and he can’t believe everything that’s happened in the past year. Si gets back on the PBS train but this one is really making him think outside the box. Godwin and John-David recall how different their childhoods were compared to nowadays, and Si has a recommendation for anyone dating a fiery redhead. The boys reveal what happens in the studio after they say “let’s take a break.” - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Uncle Si returns from the infamous Hazard Fest with Martin, Godwin, and Jay, along with fresh stories of the world's most interesting lineup of guests and fans. Godwin wistfully remembers a time before diabetes when he could eat a dozen of the best donuts in North Louisiana. Martin and Jay are confused when Si calls himself an "active" person and the boys remember the other truly active Robertson brother, Tommy. Si claims he doesn't believe in Bigfoot, but he does agree with Jay about the existence of the Rougarou from cajun Louisiana folklore. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Uncle Si gets tickled thinking about all the ducks the Duckmen missed this teal season — and they can’t blame it on him this time! Martin looks forward to the recently announced halftime performer for the coming Super Bowl, and John–David has a firsthand idea of how a Willie Robertson appearance on “Survivor” would go. Si wouldn’t survive an apocalypse, but he’s got a good idea of which of the Duck Call Room boys would. Si and Jay Stone look back on their military experiences and realize how much they didn’t appreciate until it was gone which warranted an apology from Phil Robertson. The boys give excellent advice for duck hunting from a canoe, dealing with parents who are addicts and what church denominations actually mean. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Uncle Si and Big Dave, John–David’s dad, compare stories from their military experiences, which prompts Si to fondly relive his time at basic training. Big Dave reveals that he used to work with Willie and expected that he wouldn’t amount to much, though Big Dave is happy he was proven wrong! Nothing fires Martin and John–David up like talking about fried food and Big Dave holds the title of master fryer and outdoor cooking guru. The boys give advice to a fan who coincidentally asks for advice about running his own fishing and tackle shop.  - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Uncle Si welcomes Sadie & Christian Huff to explore the controversy swirling around their recent trip to Disney World. Sadie’s message gets Si fired up and a preaching match ensues. Si gets into emotional territory explaining how “Duck Dynasty” helped grow his faith. Sadie points out the reasons that John–David and the Duck Call Room boys are “irregular.” Get Sadie and Christian's new book here - https://bit.ly/46C0hyH - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Uncle Si reveals that the only school dance he ever went to was also the time he won a dance competition. Martin is jealous that John-David and Hunter have their names in the credits, even though his own work shows up on screen, too. Godwin debates the boys on whether or not Louisiana’s Mount Driskill is a mountain at all, and Si declares the era with the best music was over long ago. The boys dig up an old music video of dubious quality featuring Willie. The great panther debate continues with a viral social media post about Luna the Panther. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Uncle Si can't help but laugh with Martin and Jay as they do impressions of him and his bathroom noises. Willie pulls one of his most famous pranks on Si at the airport, and Jay Stone gets reluctantly tasked with entertaining California yuppies with “redneck stuff.” John-David is forced to have a difficult conversation with his son after Stone picks him up on the side of the road in their neighborhood. Martin is excited to share his latest Buc-ee's haul from their new favorite fan, and Si confidently and unabashedly answers a question about whether or not poker or wine are sinful. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Uncle Si recalls the moment in his life where he felt he’d hit rock bottom and how that led him to Christ. Godwin returns from a men’s retreat where he didn’t have a phone or watch, but surprisingly it really helped him stay grounded and see what’s in front of him. Phillip and Si get misty-eyed thinking back to Phillip’s daughter praying over them during a severe illness. John David gets serious with some emails from fans suffering from depression. https://www.fathomevents.com/events/The-Blind - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Uncle Si is joined by Phil and Miss Kay Robertson and Burly as they tell each other stories about their rough days and how they turned their lives around together. John-David recalls one of his first encounters with Phil that scared him to death, and Godwin remembers how Phil ministered to him and his wife Paula during house church. Miss Kay reminisces about what life was like after Phil was saved, and Phil gives advice for a fan who's unsure if he's saved or not. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Uncle Si dives deep into why Martin is so obsessed with football and poses some intriguing questions to his listeners. John-David has a bone to pick with Bass Pro Shops, and the boys come up with a clever campaign tactic if Si ever runs for office. A fan seeks answers for her daughter on where all the redneck men are hiding. Si gets a nice picture from a family who named their new baby after him. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Uncle Si and Martin make fun of Jay’s new wardrobe choice, and Si reveals what fueled his insane Vietnam stories. Martin is emotional over his twins’ first day at daycare and gets FIRED UP about an ex–employee who gives him some sass on social media. The boys are confused about their producer's conversation choices when talking to girls, and Si gets excited to read all your positive and negative reviews for the show. A listener asks for some advice for him and his wife as newlyweds who are having trouble sleeping in the same bed. But the boys can’t resist going down a hilarious rabbit hole about their own nighttime struggles! - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Uncle Si returns from an eventful trip to Lubbock, TX, where he sees everything from girls making turkey sounds to a hair stylist’s shears. John-David is excited about his new pizza oven and thinks he's found the secret recipe for his Uncle Mac’s famous duck blind biscuits. Phillip was shocked how little convincing Si needed to get his beard trimmed up for the first time since getting out of the military. Martin makes a joke that nearly chokes their producer Hunter and advises people not to take football too seriously.  -- Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The boys introduce one of their most valued employees, Becky, who is best known for handing out checks and giving kidneys to her husband. Becky talks about her best moments with Martin, Godwin, and John-David throughout her years at Duck Commander. Uncle Si remembers the incredible treehouse duck blind that he and his brothers Phil and Tommy built — over 70 feet in the air! Si relives all the craziest stories you can imagine from the swamps of Louisiana. -- Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Uncle Si takes a trip down memory lane with some of his old favorite movies like "Jeremiah Johnson'' and "Blazing Saddles.” John-David asks for parenting advice from Si specifically on how to keep his kids from running around in their underwear ... until he realizes he asked the wrong person. Martin and Godwin are cracking up at one of their funniest emails yet from a fan who writes like Mark Twain but is understandably struggling with his dating life. Si is blown away by a photo from a fan who met him at 6 months old and again when he was all grown up. Martin is excited to announce that he’s inviting new guests on the podcast, but needs your help convincing them to join the show! -- Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Uncle Si hears the song "Rich Men North of Richmond" by Oliver Anthony for the first time and his thoughts on it are totally unexpected. Martin and Jay get Si fired up about all the wild things they see in Si's neck of the woods, which leaves John-David confused again. The boys talk about their weirdest and craziest poop stories including something that Phil left behind in the woods that even the animals refused to touch for months. John-David, Martin and Jay give advice on gift-giving for fathers, and Si cautions shoppers not to overdo it. -- Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Uncle Si loves to play practical jokes on his fans, but he recently got more than bargained for! Phillip warned Si there’d be consequences to some of his antics someday, and now Si believes him. Martin and John-David field requests from listeners who would love to go out with the Duck Call Room’s producer, Hunter. Si chickened out of the crazy vacation stunts he promised Christine they’d try, but she surprised him by going ahead and doing it anyway! The boys get thoughtful and thankful when a listener asks how best to approach them in public. -- Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Si's hope for America is restored after meeting the former Miss Arkansas Teen USA, Maggie Williams! Maggie loves fast boats, hunting and fishing and wants to get a lot more teens interested in the outdoors, but first, she takes Si through a typical pageant quiz. Then Si shares the latest NASA discovery and is convinced it might be a divine sign for us mortals. John-David updates the boys on his son's health after his latest doctor's visit. Martin opens up about mental health and how his wife, Brittany goes to counseling and why he's convinced it's been one of the best things for their marriage. Phillip shares his own experience of going to counseling with his wife, and updates the room on Si's upcoming vacation plans.  -- Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Uncle Si finds himself on the wrong side of both Willie Robertson and Dale Earnhardt Jr. when it comes to his preferred steak preparation. A passionate argument ensues from both sides of the table, and Martin finds himself woefully unprepared for the mobility of his twin boys. Godwin gives some heartfelt advice about adoption that he’s gleaned from his years as an adoptive father to his daughter, Johanna. Jay Stone reveals that he’s a surprisingly good-natured and courteous driver in response to the unusual thing that’s now named after him. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Uncle Si has lots of questions about Google Earth when John-David turns the map to Area 51 and its facilities. The guys uncover some surprising amenities at Area 51 which leads Si to question all we’ve been told about E.T.s and Godwin can’t get his mind off the old-school biscuits they used to make in the duck blind back in the good old days. A question from the mailbox sets Martin up for the ultimate zinger at Si’s expense, and the boys try to come up with advice for some teens struggling with duck hunting and dating. Si reveals his favorite thing about duck hunting and it has very little to do with actual sport itself. Plus, the most incredible shot Si ever saw in a duck blind – and shockingly, he’s not taking the credit for it! - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Uncle Si and the boys revel in the glory days of their youth that contained dangerous stunts, comic capers and a couple run-ins with the law. Si once sent his brother on an emergency visit to the dentist, while Martin ponders what’s in store for him with his twin boys. John-David opens a whole can of worms when he ventures into the great debate between Coke and Pepsi. Phillip reveals that he’s been pulling the same prank on Si for years now and Si has had enough! - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The boys are in touch with their emotions as they share their feelings about their “better halves” and how to keep the romance alive even after decades of marriage. Uncle Si and Godwin reveal their beliefs in soulmates, and the recent Congressional hearing about aliens has Si’s conspiracy juices flowing. John-David can’t imagine being married to someone just like himself, and Martin and Si give insight into how they keep romance and dating alive in their marriages. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Uncle Si has a lot to say about the current state America’s in, but that doesn’t stop him from encouraging young people to get out there and start living. The boys express support for their friend Jason Aldean amid controversy over his chart-topping song. Martin shares some facts about napping and comes to the conclusion that not only should he pick up the habit, but Si may have gained a huge benefit from it. Stone gives advice on how to get a high-grade woman, and John-David recalls a time when his violent bodily functions took over at a famous landmark.  - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Uncle Si seems to be living in a dream world, from his crazy dream to his impossible drive on a golf course. Phillip elaborates on the subject of the best Si “handler” between him and Jay Stone, and it’s more complicated than you’d think! John-David’s got beef with the local zoo’s new attraction, and Martin has some doubts about the weekend activities of their producer. Si is surprised that someone didn’t like black walnut ice cream, and the boys give advice to several young men facing problems in their dating life. John-David reveals his complicated ancestry that involves a pair of brothers marrying a pair of sisters, but some young listeners are in the same boat! - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Justin Martin relives teaching Chris Pratt to hunt bullfrogs right in the bayous of West Monroe. The boys recall their experiences rubbing elbows with celebrities from the Undertaker to Richard Petty to Chuck Norris. Uncle Si is jealous of Martin when the “real” Little Debbie slides into Martin’s DMs with an invitation for a factory tour. Phillip reveals the time he was most terrified to be in Si’s presence, and Godwin recalls the puzzling reverse burglary he experienced. Guest Jordan Summit fills the boys in on the Camp Ch-Yo-Ca Sportsman’s Camp he organizes every summer: https://campchyoca.org/sportsmans-camp-page - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Godwin receives some great news about his health journey for the past year! Uncle Si is relieved to hear that Martin’s thief has been identified, even though he hasn’t been arrested yet. Martin and John-David just can’t come to common ground on their feelings about Brazilian steakhouses. The boys are baffled by the “Barbenheimer” trend, and Si thinks that Godwin might actually be able to write the best romance novel ever! Si gets philosophical about his days on “Duck Dynasty” and his relationship with his fans.  - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Uncle Si can’t believe the dumb thief who comes nightly to Justin Martin’s shed. He’s got a few suggestions to keep the lowly thief away! Jay Stone tells a hilarious story about a purple belt in his jiu jitsu class who left Burly begging for mercy — and she’s a girl! John-David gives a small update on the Honey Hole thief and Martin is incensed about his nefarious nightly visitor. The boys discuss the chances of Joe Exotic becoming president and give relationship advice to several young men needing it…though perhaps they got more than they bargained for by asking the opinionated Duck Call Room crew! - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Uncle Si’s personal fact-checker Christine dishes the goods on subjects like Si’s military career, his fame, some of his fatherhood blunders and their upcoming, action-packed tropical vacation. Si remembers the last time he was in Hawaii for ‘Duck Dynasty’ and the results of his surfing lessons. Phillip recalls the time Si and Christine didn’t wake up from their naps even though Phillip was afraid their plane was about to crash! John-David also has some horror stories from the skies during his time as Willie’s assistant. Phillip and John-David lose their minds over some of Si and Christine’s shenanigans in Germany, one of which resulted in them leaving their daughter behind in a foreign country! These days, she can’t help but sing her dad’s praises to all of her students. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Uncle Si learns the hidden history of the Duck Commander warehouse and how John-David’s family was essential to its purchase. Godwin learns he has to miss out on the new Little Debbie Park in Tennessee, and he mumbles his disagreement with the boys who accuse him of mumbling. Si’s recent PBS watch has him pitting unlikely creatures against each other, at least in his mind. Martin gives some advice to a young man whose manhood is on the line as he wonders if he should take a girl on a date in his beat up truck or her sleek BMW. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Uncle Si gets an offer from Phillip to be his new night security guard when several of Phillip’s neighbors are robbed. Martin and John-David come up with a great prank after hearing about Phillip's new security cameras. The boys think Si would have a hard time joining the workforce these days since he has no filter for his words, but Phillip wonders if he hasn't been like that pretty much his whole life? John-David relives a hilarious tale about a childhood fight with a twist ending because of some advice he received from his dad. The boys give all kinds of advice to a young man with a coffee shop love story, and they try to tackle a complicated issue by giving advice to a woman whose relationship is a little off-balance. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Uncle Si and the boys caught a sneak peek of the Robertson origin story, "The Blind," and for once, Si was speechless! (Though he thinks a certain classic rock song would have made the whole thing better.) Stone and John-David were pleasantly surprised at how well-made the movie was, and they both admit to getting choked up during the experience! Si and Stone’s fishing stories make Godwin excited to hit the water again ASAP, and the boys figure out exactly how they feel about people who exclusively back into parking spaces. "The Blind" hits theaters Sept. 28th. Get your tickets now and find out how to bring "The Blind" to your church: https://TheBlindMovie.com - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Uncle Si has been like Miss Kay’s little brother for over 60 years, and they certainly act like it! They make a great team, whether they’re bickering with each other like an old married couple or teaming up to poke fun at another family member. Their decades-long friendship is hilarious, lovable, and unlike any other! Some of our favorite episodes are when Miss Kay stops by, and these stories are the best of the best. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Uncle Si’s tall tale about his appetite leads the boys to explore the realm of competitive eating. John-David and Martin recall their own eating contest and how it ruined them on that food forever. Phillip has been thinking deeply about a Bible story from the book of Luke, and wants the boys’ opinion on it. Uncle Si gets fired up talking about the Lord and the importance of Christian community. Martin and John-David have some strong advice for a fan who’s wasting time on his honeymoon sending them emails! The boys reminisce about their first wedding anniversaries and the gifts they gave to their wives. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Love is in the air as Godwin and Martin’s wives give out the goods on both their marriage successes and the fights they’ve gotten into in the past. According to Godwin, Martin’s day of reckoning is upon him as his medical procedure draws closer. Brittany couldn’t be happier about it, but even Uncle Si’s own revelation can’t convince Godwin that it’s okay. The boys confess their favorite things about their wives, and Uncle Si remembers how he learned about romance from his parents’ relationship. Plus, Paula gives the REAL story behind all the body slamming talk! - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Martin shocks the room with a video of a highly unusual “educational moment” with one of his sons. Uncle Si gives the boys a few lessons about swamp critters, but John-David comes back with a marine creature that Si can’t believe exists! Godwin isn’t on good terms with Siri right now and thinks she needs an attitude adjustment. Martin fondly remembers his time fishing with freediving spear fishermen, though he was too scared to get in the water himself. Si heard about a new way to order steak and a restaurant and he can’t wait to try it out! - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Korie Robertson thinks she and Willie might be facing a midlife crisis! Her solution is to buy herself a new minivan, while Willie’s solution is to try out a new look that Korie isn’t so sure she likes. Martin suspects that she’s reliving her glory days as a young mom instead of a grandma! John-David thinks he might need to get himself a minivan too. Si opens the door for Korie to tell what she really thinks of Willie’s various famous hairstyles and the boys just HAVE to find out Korie’s opinion on body slamming of someone as a show of affection. Her advice is right on the money! - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Uncle Si's wife, Christine, knows exactly how to push his buttons. Si and Phil share lots of family traits, but probably not for the reasons you’d think! Martin received a pic of Phil that he can’t help but make fun of, and Si has come up with an accurate and descriptive nickname for Phil’s grotesque feet. John-David accidentally started a smackdown between his boys when he let them watch “Nacho Libre.” Stone relives his glory days tormenting those around him with bottle rockets and roman candles, plus he finally sheds some light on the wreck Phil and Kay were involved in. The boys hear back from a fan that they advised to body slam his woman to win her heart, but did it actually work?! - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Uncle Si had an eventful evening that led to a surprise encounter with the State Police and so did Phil! John-David and his family were entertained and disgusted by some zoo animals during their latest visit, and Phillip is a fountain of information about the names of animal groupings. Martin is very disappointed in John-David over a missed opportunity for a prank at Jep’s daughter’s wedding reception. The mailbag has the boys give some marriage advice to a couple looking to tie the knot after a brief dating period and have a good laugh over a couple who got a surprise pedicure together. A fan writes in with a story about someone you’d never want to suffer the “yips” – a nurse! -- Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Si explores some of his life’s greatest regrets, including how he treated Phil during his wild days and his behavior in Vietnam. Al Robertson gives the boys the lowdown on the weird and wacky journey from West Monroe to the K-Love Awards in Nashville. The event itself was packed with hilarious moments, from Jase nominating himself to give a speech to Phil getting lost on the way to the stage. Martin and Si decide they’re gonna have a go at winning that award for the “Duck Call Room” next year! The boys choose the songs they’d perform at the Super Bowl, with Godwin going religious and John-David going with a country classic. -- Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Si can’t wait to check out the pics of Jase’s latest impressive beachfront catch! Martin shows off his extra crispy feet from his weekend excursion and John David issues a PSA about dangerous dares in the middle of the sea. Jay tells the boys about Phil’s complicated relationship with Alexa and how he determined that she’s an atheist. A question from the mailbox leads Si to give some stern advice about avoiding your civic duty. Plus, Si relates a hilarious story about what happened the last time he drew jury duty himself! -- Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Uncle Si and the boys get into the nitty gritty about their wives’ annoying habits and how their boats help them cope. Martin recently had some truck trouble at the worst moment possible. John-David’s faith in the next generation is restored after some entrepreneurial kids found an interesting way to fund their fishing habit. If Si ever gets hold of a time machine, he’s got his plan already figured out! Martin requests the prayers of fans and friends alike for a member of the old “Duck Dynasty” production crew who’s battling cancer. Godwin gives some hilarious (if not very useful) advice to a fan whose girlfriend whose idea of date night is a little…aggressive! -- Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Si gets a Si-choanalysis from Phillip about an embarrassing performance issue he’s been having! But it takes Martin and John-David all of 30 seconds to diagnose Si with the dreaded "yips,” even though you’re not supposed to talk about them out loud! The boys reveal their own experiences with the yips and how they were able to break free. John-David shows some wholesome photos from a recent family fishing adventure. The boys congratulate a father and daughter on their commitment to Christ, and they give advice to a young man who feels that his girlfriend is spiritually out of his league.  -- Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Willie & John-David are eager to show off their matching mullets! Which inspires Si to relive the terrible haircuts of his childhood and military career. Martin and Willie discuss the importance of projects like Willie’s latest endeavor “His Story: The Musical” since going door-to-door, even to share the Gospel, can be dangerous these days. Willie spent the morning welcoming his 6th grandchild into the world, a fact that deeply impresses Martin! Si uses his hard-earned bragging rights to taunt Willie about the recent poker game where Si went home with pockets full of Willie’s money. Plus, what about that time Korie saved Willie from a potentially dangerous encounter with a stalker?? Vote for "Unashamed" as K-LOVE's podcast of the year by FRIDAY 5/26: https://www.klovefanawards.com/vote -- Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Uncle Si has some choice words to say to the shoplifter of John-David's business. Si and Martin reminisce about their own good, bad and ugly customer service moments, with the best one coming from Phil's days as the Duck Commander owner. John-David's devoted Facebook followers help him track down a thief. Uncle Si has discovered a dangerous new sport that makes Martin shiver, in more ways than one. Jay nearly got his butt whooped by Burly on the jiu jitsu mat, but he's decided to be a good sport about it. The boys answer some interesting listener questions about redneck engineering, a blind but successful hunter, and the NICU. Vote for "Unashamed" as K-LOVE's podcast of the year by FRIDAY 5/26: https://www.klovefanawards.com/vote -- Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Si is back from Texas where he tried the brisket that John-David and Willie had been raving about ... but he declares it "edible" and won't give John-David the satisfaction he wants. The boys are surprised when they find out that Si and Christine love going to Olive Garden and Martin talks about how hard it is to get into any new restaurant in West Monroe. Godwin and John-David are excited for an adorable fan's Buc-ee's themed birthday party. Si challenges us all to get "united" back in the United States! John-David shows some interesting taxidermy and Si shocks the room with a story of his favorite dog memory which immediately takes a left turn and the boys try to lighten the mood with their favorite dog stories instead. And did Si and Phil's childhood dog ACTUALLY know how to talk? Because that's what Si's mama claimed. -- Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

You've never seen all the boys so gleefully excited about their special guest in today's show — but will Uncle Si actually let him speak? Burly — a true Renaissance Man as John-David says — has been rolling with Phil since the 1970s, he's featured in a lot of the early "Duckmen" videos, and has been a key part of all that Phil does all year-round. The boys ALL have stories that include Burly and their memories are fired up today! Burly talks about Phil's dog, Blue, and how he was a great retriever but had terrible manners ... and how Jase should never own dogs of his own. Burly and Jay laugh at how Phil has a habit of running people either out of the state, into ministry, or both. Jay is excited to take Burly to jiu-jitsu and Martin explains his diet when he was at his heaviest and what he did to change his lifestyle when a fan emails in how she lost 223 lbs. -- Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Phillip found the COOLEST gift for Si's domino games and this artifact from 1876 has some pretty interesting history behind it. Si is going to Longview, Texas where John-David GUARANTEES he'll have the best brisket of his life that had Willie and even former President George W. Bush hooked. Martin remembers a time Si shocked him on the basketball court, which then has Si ranting about Shaq. John-David shows Martin and Phillip food creations that they've never seen before, but gets them super hungry. Martin explains his mouth-watering chicken brake pads recipe and a fan sends in some quick math to tell everyone how many total minutes they've recorded in the Duck Call Room.  -- Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Si is once again spitting facts left and right from his vast PBS knowledge: whether it's about the moon or how fast the Earth moves compared to the moon and vice-versa. Martin is upset with Si for declining a ride of a lifetime with the Blue Angels. The boys are freaked out by Godwin's desire to go skydiving and Si says he'd only join him on ONE condition. John-David goes full nerd mode when he talks about some of the cool videos he's watched by Mark Rober and Si shocks the room when he reveals he LOVES watching those videos. Godwin spills his secret fish fry recipe and the boys give advice for a fan asking for side hustle advice to help make ends meet.  -- Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices