Legal Fiction

So Spencer and I are unfortunately slammed with work this week but to give you all something still to listen to, we broke one of our old episodes out of the copyright vault. That's right after a long awaited fight we have re-released our highly popular, Philadelphia episode. Thanks again to all our listeners and hope you enjoyed our D&D episode. We'll be back in two weeks with the top tier commentary we always bring.

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Dungeons and Dragons: Honor Among Thieves releases next week so we have a full on campaign! They didn’t pay us (yet) but we had a lot of fun trying to find The Lost Outlines of M’Nagthen. Please give us 5 stars and subscribe so we can get gold pieces to maybe survive this campaign. 

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00:00:00 - 00:50:00 - Ad Read

00:50:00 - 00:12:35 - Catch Up and What We Watched

00:12:35 - 00:17:25 - Upcoming Movies: 

John Wick Chapter 4 

Dungeons And Dragons: Honor Among Thieves

00:17:25 - End - The Lost Outlines of M’Naghten

Chapter 1: Law School Orientation

It’s mid March so we watched a movie. The movie was The Change Up. Please give us 5 stars, you won’t.

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00:00:00 - 00:50:00 - Ad Read

00:50:00 - 00:14:50 - Catch Up and What We Watched

00:14:50 - 00:24:58 - Elon Musk shows why you don’t fire your whole HR and Legal team

00:24:58 - 00:26:50 - Ja Morant might be in some trouble

00:26:50 - 00:32:08 -  Movie Releases: Scream VI, 65, Shazam

00:32:08 - 00:58:00 - PLOT RUNDOWN

00:58:00 - 01:09:33 - Legal Points and Production Notes

01:09:33 - 01:12:47- Does This Movie Pass The Bar? (Our Scores 0-100)

01:12:47 - End - Final Thoughts and Outro

It’s past Valentine’s Day but we still have love in our cold dead hearts so we watched a movie where a guy with definitely no red flags sues a dating site, 2020’s Love, Guaranteed. Please like and give 5 stars so we can fund our class action against Burger King for not letting us have it our way when we said we wanted a fulfilling life.

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00:00:00 - 00:50:00 - Ad Read

00:50:00 - 00:18:10 - Catch Up

00:18:10 - 00:28:30 - Movies We Watched

00:28:30 - 00:34:30 - Watch out Meatball Ron, Trump is finding his fastball soon

00:34:30 - 00:41:23 - Lori Lightfoot’s Super Bowl spread is an impeachable offense

00:41:23 - 00:43:26 -  Cocaine Bear releases this week and sounds like it’s good (Ant Man apparently stinks)

00:43:26 - 01:03:20 - PLOT RUNDOWN

01:03:20 - 01:12:26 - Legal Points and Production Notes

01:12:26 - 01:14 27- Does This Movie Pass The Bar? (Our Scores 0-100)

01:14:27 - End - Spencer’s Rant and Outro

No new movie this week we are coming to you with our tails between our legs (sorry Oliver Stone but not you Gods Not Dead). This week we take a look at our past scores over the 1.5 years we’ve done this pod and seeing maybe where we missed the mark. Please like, subscribe, and give us a 5 star review or I’m giving God’s Not Dead a lower score.

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00:00:00 - 00:50:00 - Ad Read

00:50:00 - 00:19:52 - Catching up

00:19:40 - 00:56:00 - Re-assessing our misses

00:56:00 - End - Final Thoughts and Outro

Plane released and sources (the real ones) say it’s gonna make 34 zillion dollars so in honor we are looking at 2009’s Law Abiding Citizen. Jake and Adam are back on too to give their expert takes. Please like, subscribe, and give us a 5 star review in order for us to figure out how the hell Jamie Foxx got back so quick.

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00:00:00 - 00:50:00 - Ad Read

00:50:00 - 00:17:52 - What We Watched

00:17:52 - 00:23:13 - Everything is expensive but don’t worry they only want you to pay 30% more!

00:23:13 - 00:25:40 - SCOTUS says they don’t know who leaked the memo… yeah sure

00:25:40 - 00:28:47 - Alec Baldwin charged in Rust shooting

00:28:47 - 00:32:15 - Movie Releases This Week

00:32:15 - 01:02:54 - Plot Rundown

01:02:54 - 01:06:54 -  Legal Points of the Movie

01:06:54 - 01:08:17 - Production Notes

01:08:17 - 01:11:20 - Does This Movie Pass The Bar? (Our Scores 0-100)

01:11:20 - End - Final Thoughts and Outro

We have our good friend Peter back on to talk about 2009’s Recount! People like to say that politics are crazy now but really it’s always been a shitshow. Please like, subscribe, and give us a 5 star review in order for us to finally count the ballots in Palm Beach County.

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00:00:00 - 00:50:00 - Ad Read

00:50:00 - 00:14:58 - What We Watched (Avatar rules James Cameron is king)

00:14:58 - 00:19:10 - Movie Releases This Week

00:19:10 - 00:40:20 - Legal News

00:40:20 - 01:30:10 - Plot Rundown

01:30:10 - 01:39:11 -  Our Recollection of the Real Life Events

01:39:11 - 01:50:14 - Does This Movie Pass The Bar? (Our Scores 0-100)

01:50:14 - End - Outro

Time for a real Christmas classic, The Miracle on 34th Street aka the Macy’s Movie. We watch it and comment on if this old man really did just pull the con of the century.

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00:00:00 - 00:50:00 - Ad Read

00:50:00 - 00:05:50 - Glass Onion was good especially because it made Ben Shapiro melt down

00:05:50 - 00:06:40 - Nepo babies discussion is dumb

00:06:40 - 00:09:59 - Star Wars tangent

00:09:59 - 00:13:15 -  Cravath may have inspired The Devil’s Advocate?

00:13:15 - 00:19:46 - Southwest cancels thousands of flights

00:19:46 - 00:25:03 - Babylon crashes while Avatar crushes (may actually be a bad sign)

00:25:03 - 00:27:48 - White Noise releases this Friday

00:25:03 - 00:59:47 -  PLOT RUNDOWN

00:59:47 - 01:02:58 - This may be the con of the century

01:02:58 - 01:10:19 - Legal Points

01:10:19 - 01:11:10 - Production Notes

01:11:10 - 01:18:00 - Does This Episode Pass The Bar? (Our Scores 0-100)

01:18:00 - End - Movie Recommendations, Outro

Spencer’s back and we’re watching a Christmas classic, The Laws of Gods and Men. Remember that Christmas episode of Game of Thrones where Tyrion is on trial for regicide? Ok fine we’ll have a Christmas episode next time, shut up.

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00:00:00 - 00:50:00 - Ad Read

00:50:00 - 00:08:35 - Covid update on Spencer, travel tips, and what we watched

00:08:35 - 00:10:35 - SBF arrested in the Bahamas (made the fatal error of stealing from rich people)

00:10:35 - 00:12:50 - Gunner Twitter discussion and ChatGPT

00:12:50 - 00:14:38 -  Elon is going to war with Apple (the fanboy fight of the century)

00:14:38 - 00:20:55 - WTF is HBO MAX doing?!

00:20:55 - 00:25:33 - James Cameron can do whatever he wants (Avatar Way of Water releasing this week)

00:25:33 - 01:02:01 - PLOT RUNDOWN

01:02:01 - 01:08:04 - Bring back trial by combat

01:08:04 - 01:10:43 - Legal Points

01:10:43 - 01:12:30 - Does This Episode Pass The Bar? (Our Scores 0-100)

01:12:30 - 01:26:00 - Each State’s Top Searched Categories

01:26:00 - End - Next Episode and Outro

Spencer is sick so we had two of our friends on. The return of Jake and welcome to Adam! Follow them online @jakerns21 and @tortsillustrtd. Please give us 5 stars because we had an episode without Spencer.

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00:00:00 - 00:50:00 - Ad Read

00:50:00 - 00:01:59 - Spencer is sick so we got the boys in (Jake and Adam)

00:01:59 - 00:09:02 - We all watched The Menu and it rules

00:09:02 - 00:12:50 - More on the nerd ass loser who brought the Student Loan lawsuit

00:12:50 - 00:14:01 -  Elon is going to war with Apple (the fanboy fight of the century)

00:14:01 - 00:29:50 - New Movie Releases and Trailers This Week and next

00:29:50 - 00:49:25 - PLOT RUNDOWN

00:49:25 - 00:54:50 - Legal Points

00:54:50 - 00:56:50 - This Movie could have prevented Alito being on the bench)

00:56:50 - 00:58:20 - Disney post 9/11 ads

00:58:20 - 00:01:23 - More Production Notes

00:01:23 - 01:06:52 -  Does This Movie Pass The Bar? (Our Scores 0-100)

01:006:52 - End and Outro

It’s Thanksgiving so we watched a movie that has one thanksgiving scene and maybe two legal scenes. It works, shut up. Give us a 5 star review please.

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00:00:00 - 00:50:00 - Ad Read

00:50:00 - 00:09:50 - Haven’t watched anything sorry and video game talk

00:09:50 - 00:14:20 - RED WAVE BABY… wait shit

00:14:20 - 00:16:10 - No surprise the guy who brought the student loan suit is a fucking nerd bitch

00:16:10 - 00:23:02 - FTX Collapse and Brady conspiracy

00:23:02 - 00:33:00 - New Movie Releases This Week and next

00:33:00 - 00:59:50 - PLOT RUNDOWN

00:59:50 - 01:03:20 - Legal Points

01:03:20 - 01:07:50 - Does This Movie Pass The Bar? (Our Scores 0-100)

01:07:50 - End - Next Episode and Outro

Disclaimer: this episode handles some hard issues. If you or anyone you know is in need of help please call the National Sexual Assualt Hotline at 1-800-656-4673.

Hope everyone had a great Halloween, please give us candy or a 5 star review.

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00:00:00 - 00:50:00 - Ad Read

00:50:00 - 00:01:50 - Disclaimer on subject matter of this episode

00:01:50 - 00:06:50  - What We Watched This Past Week

00:06:50 - 00:08:53 -  Private School Hate Minute

00:08:53 - 00:11:50 - Kanye net worth deletion speed run

00:11:50 - 00:16:10 - Elon Musk sucks

00:16:10 - 00:22:35 - Weight in Fish (may actually be a felony)

00:22:35 - 00:27:55 - Trailer Drops: A Christmas Story Christmas and Guardians of the Galaxy Christmas Special

00:27:55 - 00:34:00 -  Movie Releases: Weird The Al Yankovic Story and Black Panther: Wakanda Forever

00:34:00 - 01:12:43 - PLOT RUNDOWN

01:12:53 - 01:22:20 - Legal Points

01:22:20 - 01:25:17 - Does This Movie Pass The Bar? (Our Scores 0-100)

01:25:17 - 01:34:48 - Production Notes

01:34:48 - End - Next Episode’s Movie and sign off

Our mental state has survived two spooky seasons. For that we watched a scary movie that has some court scenes. Oh and is also based on a real case. Oh and real life con artists. Please give us 5 stars and subscribe my landlord is being a dick.

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00:00:00 - 00:50:00 - Ad Read

00:50:00 - 00:21:35 - What We Watched this past week

00:21:35 - 00:24:50 - Dragons catch up also RIP all the Negroni’s dumped out after one sip (SIKE THAT SHIT SUCKS)

00:24:50 - 00:28:35 - Alex Jones got a 965 million verdict against (lol get dunked on loser)

00:28:35 - 00:34:30 - Mike Itkis fucks and wants your vote

00:34:30 - 00:35:25 -  Student Loan Relief App is live go fill it out

00:35:25 - 00:38:10 - New Movie Releases (Black Adam and Prey For the Devil)

00:38:10 - 01:01:20 -  PLOT RUNDOWN

01:01:20 - 01:06:57 - Legal Points

01:06:57 -  01:16:05 - The Real Life Case and The Warrens

01:16:05 - 01:19:35 - Does This Movie Pass The Bar? (Our Scores 0-100)

01:19-35 - End Next Weeks’ Movie and Outro

This week we have probably the best Grisham joint ever to come across the screen, 1997’s The Rainmaker. We’re also joined by our good friend Jake! We welcome him and his smart takes. Please give us 5 stars and subscribe so we can make our insurance premiums this month.

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00:00:00 - 00:50:00 - Ad Read

00:50:00 - 00:15:20 - Welcome Jake and what we watched

00:15:20 - 00:16:20 - Bolsanaro lost get dunked on Greenwald

00:16:20 - 00:20:47 - Antonio Brown…. Uhhhh

00:20:47 - 00:26:35 - SCOTUS trust at historic low and Onion told them what fucking nerds they are

00:26:35 - 00:29:18 -  Amsterdam stinks and so does David O. Russell

00:29:18 - 00:31:50 -  Halloween Ends is coming and will still be fun even if bad

00:31:50 - 00:34:00 - Black Panther: Wakanda Forever

00:34:00 - 00:36:35 - The Last of Us dropped a teaser trailer and please be good

00:36:35 - 01:15:54 - PLOT RUNDOWN

01:15:54 - 01:23:12 - Production Notes

01:23:12 - 01:32:19 -  Legal Points

01:32:19 - 01:38:51 - Does This Movie Pass The Bar? (Our Scores 0-100)

01:38:51 - 01:43:30 - What Kind of Person Would X Character Be in Law School?

01:43:30 - End - Final Thoughts and Outro

We’re back and with a really legal movie too! (SHUT UP NERD). This week we took a look at 1999’s Varsity Blues which may be one of the best football movies ever? And the most mis-marketed movie ever? Either way it rules and there’s a lot of legal stuff in this movie so shut up.

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00:00:00 - 00:50:00 - Ad Read

00:50:00 - 00:06:30 - What we’re covering and what we did the last two weeks

00:06:30 - 00:12:20 Legal News (Ron wants to be Donny so bad and oh yeah Queen’s dead)

00:12:20 - 00:19:20 - Don’t Worry Darling sucks and we’re gonna see it

00:19:20 - 00:20:10 - Smile looks bad but Joe will slop it down

00:20:10 - 00:21:30 - Hellraiser released its new trailer and hell yeah baby (also on streaming so extra hell yeah baby)

00:21:30 - 00:25:15 -  Andor is apparently good

00:25:15 - 00:25:50 - House of Dragon update

00:25:50 - 01:02:45 - PLOT RUNDOWN

01:02:45 - 01:09:52 - Legal Points

01:09:52 - 01:14:55 -  Does This Movie Pass The Bar? (Our Scores 0-100)

01:14:55 - 01:19:43 - Production Notes and Further Thoughts

01:19:43 - End Final Thoughts and Outro

Re-release this week since we unfortunately have dumb shit like our real jobs to do. Since we have almost 40 episodes in the bag we decided to throw it back to one of our favorites, Runaway Jury. In two weeks we’ll be back to our regularly scheduled programming (well kind of… stay tuned)

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Well this sucked. But please give us 5 stars so we can write a movie and win the Palme D’Or of Michigan City, IN Film Festival.

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00:00:00 -  00:00:30 - Ad Read

00:00:30 - 00:14:54 - Intro and what we’ve been watching (House of Dragon looks sick, Bodies Bodies Bodies just ok, Rehearsal is emotional, and Bullet Train is cool)

00:14:54 - 00:22:28 -  Legal News - Finnish PM is too cool and Oz eats asparagus with salsa

00:22:28 - 00:29:45 - Movie News - Three Thousand Years of Longing and Barbarian both look good

00:29:45 - 00:52:45 - PLOT RUNDOWN

00:52:45 - 00:55:02 - Legal Points (which like are there any to this POS?)

00:55:02 - 01:02:40 - Production Notes (This movie won how many fucking awards?!) Also we’re writing a movie damnit

01:02:40 - 01:09:51 - Does This Movie Pass The Bar? (Our Scores 0-100)

01:09:51 - End - Final Thoughts and Outro

Look at that an actual good movie. Give us 5 stars so we can be an actual good podcast one day.

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00:00:00 -  00:00:30 - Ad Read

00:00:30 - 00:06:00 - Intro and Prey rules

00:06:00 - 00:07:15 -  Moby still sucks

00:07:15 - 00:09:40 - DARK BRANDON RISES

00:09:40 - 00:20:30 - Alex Jones damages hearing was a masterclass in not hiring Twitter lawyers

00:20:30 - 00:27:53 - New Movie Releases next week and god please be good (also Hammer family is fucked up who knew?)

00:27:53 - 00:58:00 - PLOT RUNDOWN

00:58:00 - 01:06:00 - Production and Legal Notes

01:06:00 - 01:08:40 - Does This Movie Pass The Bar? (Our Scores 0-100

01:08:40 - End Diving Down The Memory Hole and Outro

Hell yeah dude this movie rules and is dumb. Give us 5 stars so we can rule, we already have the dumb part down.

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00:00:00 -  00:00:50- Ad Read

00:00:50- 00:01:55- Intro

00:01:55- 00:08:15- Spencer is reliving his college glory

00:08:15 - 00:10:27- Nope is really good and Joe may be too dumb to get themes

00:10:27 - 00:15:05-  Legal News

00:15:05 - 00:17:04 - RIP Paul Sorvino and Harvey you got lucky

00:17:04 - 00:19:35 - Oppenheimer teaser dropped

00:19:35 -  00:20:53 - Halloween Ends trailer dropped

00:20:53 - 00:23:21 - SDCC announced that Marvel will dominate all culture still

00:23:21 - 00:24:11 - Bullet Train drops in the off week

00:24:11 - 00:57:10 -  PLOT RUNDOWN

00:57:10 - 01:03:34 - Legal Points

01:03:34 - 01:07:30 - Production Notes

01:07:30 - 01:11:45 - Does This Movie Pass The Bar? (Our Scores 0-100)

01:11:45 - End -  Next Week’s Announcements, Outro

This week we welcome on a good friend of ours, Peter, who is way more intelligent than both of us, believe us it shows. In the tradition of us being doomers we’re looking at 2016’s Loving, which who knows SCOTUS may strike down too. As always please give us 5 stars and subscribe so we can take classes to learn how to finally pronounce miscegenation.

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00:00:00 -  00:00:15 - Ad Read

00:00:15 - 00:03:20 - Welcome Peter and what he’s been watching

00:03:20 - 00:05:10 - What Spencer and Joe have been watching

00:05:10 - 00:05:58 - Thor: Love and Thunder is just ok by critics praising Marvel standards

00:05:58 - 00:09:08  - Pizza Bet update on Stranger Things

00:09:08 - 00:10:25 -  The Boys Season 3 was good, fuck subtext, and that’s clearly Matt Walsh

00:10:25 - 00:12:30 - Doomer updates

00:12:30 - 00:15:22 - Where The Crawdads Sing opens this Friday and maybe the author lived her art

00:15:22 - 00:18:49 - We lost some good ones (RIP James Caan and Tony Sirico)

00:18:49 - 00:22:25 - SCOTUS update world sucks

00:22:25 - 00:27:00 - Shinzo Abe was assassinated and now suddenly all your conservative uncles are Japan politics experts

00:27:00 - 00:58:05 - Plot Rundown

00:58:05 - 01:21:23 -  Legal Points

01:21:23 - 01:26:39 - Production Notes

01:26:39 - 01:32:20 -  Does This Movie Pass The Bar? (Our Scores 0-100)

01:32:20 - End - Final Thoughts and Outro

So we dunked on nerd Nick Loeb and then they made that ruling….our bad. However, maybe with this new movie we can get cool things now like being mob lawyers. This week we took a look at The Firm. Please like, subscribe, and give a 5 star review so we ball out on Beale Street.

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00:00:00 - 00:08:35 - Everything sucks

00:08:35 - 00:12:00 -  Movie News (Don’t call Chris Pratt Chris and maybe he’s not religious?)

00:12:00 - 00:19:08 - Stranger Things Vol 2 drops Friday and we make a death pizza bet

00:19:08 - 00:55:39 -  PLOT RUNDOWN OF THE FIRM

00:55:39 - 00:58:21 - Legal Points

00:58:21 - 01:09:05 -  Production Notes on The Firm

01:09:05 - 01:11:54 - Does This Movie Pass The Bar? (Our Scores 0-100)

01:11:54 - 01:22:28 - Our Memphis Stories

01:22:28 - End - Final Thoughts and Outro

With the decision impending from SCOTUS, we took a look at possibly one of the best shitty movies out there, 2019’s Roe v. Wade. This may be the most failson movie ever.  Make libs cry by giving us a 5 star review and subscribing.

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00:00:00 - 00:10:00 - What we’ve been watching, Miles Teller appreciation, give Bill Hader unlimited money, Ozark hasn’t really ever been good

00:10:00 - 00:15:30 - Nothing will come of Jan 6th hearings and we shouldn’t be shocked

00:15:30 - 00:17:50 - It’s Morbin Time… the 3rd time I promise (sign the petition as a good citizen https://www.change.org/p/we-were-all-busy-that-weekend-please-bring-morbius-to-the-theatre-a-third-time)

00:17:50 - 00:20:05 - The Daily Wire’s “What Is A Woman?” bombs and Matt Walsh won’t answer the gorilla question

00:20:05 - 00:21:02 - Jurassic World: Dominion got real bad reviews even from non-critics, but of course they’re probably gonna make more because it made money

00:21:02 - 00:54:40 -  PLOT RUNDOWN

00:54:40 - 00:55:15 - Legal Points

00:55:15 - 01:02:35 - Production Notes and Loeb’s alleged motivation

01:02:35 - 01:09:12 Does This Movie Pass The Bar? (Our Scores 0-100)

01:09:12 - End - Next Episode’s Movie and Outro

Joe just got back from New England so we took a look at quite possibly the best movie of the 2010s, The Social Network that has a lot more legal scenes than we remembered. Also Mark said if everyone listening gave a 5 star review we get to come over and smoke some meats.

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00:00:00 - 00:09:05 - Our podcast is middle aged and what we’ve been watching

00:09:05 - 00:13:45 - We need gun control that’s it and shocker cops lie

00:13:45 - 00:16:12 - The Mona Lisa attended a Steve Aoki concert and got caked

00 ;16 ;12 - 00:17:31 - RIP THE GOAT RAY LIOTTA

00:17:31 - 00:21:25 - Jurassic World: Dominion drops eh, Crimes of the Future also drops and hell yeah baby

00:21:25 - 00:23:49 - The newest Mission Impossible trailer dropped and oh baby hell yeah

00:23:49 -01:13:16 -  PLOT RUNDOWN

01:13:16 - 01:19:30 - Legal Points

01:19:30 - 01:23:37 - Does This Movie Pass The Bar? (Our Scores 0-100)

01:23:37 - EndOut - This Movie Was Robbed at the Oscars and Outro

We have another guest! We’re very excited to welcome on our friend, Bobby Ampezzan, a Seinfeld die hard to discuss the very legal series finale of the show of the 90s. As always please subscribe and give us a 5 star review so we can watch more amazing movies.

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00:00:00 - 00:00:42 - Thanks to Bobby and next episode announcement

00:00:42 - 00:05:02 - We have a guest!

00:05:02 - 00:22:07 - What we have been watching this past week

00:22:07 - 00:23:02 - Ezra Miller arrested again and is now the largest threat to Hawaii, hurricanes included

00:23:02 - 00:27:42 - Depp Heard Trial is still going on and stan culture is really weird

00:27:42 - 00:30:09 - Cannes Film Festival has started and Top Gun is playing there hell yeah

00:30:09 - 00:36:12 - Prey dropped its teaser trailer and looks cool

00:36:12 - 00:37:00 - Men dropping this Friday and will definitely rule

00:37:00 - 00:39:29 - Downton Abbey: A New Era drops and Spencer is first in line

00:39:29 - 01:20:56 - SEINFELD SERIES FINALE PLOT RUNDOWN

01:20:56 - 01:28:51 - Legal Points and Do They Matter? (They Don’t)

01:28:51 - 01:29:52 - Production Notes

01:29:52 - 01:32:59 - Does This Movie (Episode) Pass The Bar?

01:32:59 - 01:50:00 - What Kind of Person Would X Character Be in Law School? (Jackie, George, Elaine, Kramer, Jerry)

01:50 - End - Final Thoughts and End

The world sucks and the law is made up. We looked at Primal Fear. As always please subscribe and give us a 5 star review so we can watch more amazing movies.

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00:00:00 - 00:17:30 - The world sucks, law is made up and SCOTUS stinks

00:17:30 - 00:26:00 - Joe saw The Northman and oh hell yeah baby (although could’ve used dong) also it’s not Nazi shut up nerds

00:26:00 - 00:29:01 -  Doctor Strange and the Multiverse of Madness opens this weekend (Marvel fans hate it because it’s too Raimi so I’m gonna love it)

00:29:01 - 00:32:22 -  Don’t Worry Darling dropped a trailer and Olivia Wilde was served custody papers at a promo event on stage

00:32:22 - 01:05:45 - Plot Rundown

01:05:45 - 01:07:35 -  Legal Points

01:07:35 - 01:14:45 - Production Notes

01:14:45 - 01:25:08 - Where Did This Character Go To Law School?

01:25:08 - 01:28:45 - Does This Movie Pass The Bar? (Our Scores 0-100)

01:28:45 - End - Closing Thoughts, Next Episode Announcements, Law is Fake

It’s 420 so we found the one movie that has the law and marijuana…Ted 2. As always please subscribe and give us a 5 star review so we can watch more amazing movies.

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00:00:00 - 00:08:45 - Intro, what we’ve been watching and playing

00:08:45 - 00:13:30 - Depp v. Heard is going for SIX DAMN WEEKS

00:13:30 - 00:16:14 - Fantastic Beasts didn’t make enough money yet…and it made 150 million

00:16:14 - 00:20:55 - Thor Love and Thunder dropped newest trailer

00:20:55 - 00:24:12 Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent and The Northman drops this Friday and both are gonna rule

00:24:12 - 00:46:30 - TED 2 PLOT RUNDOWN

00:46:30 - 00:51:45 - Production Notes and Trivia

00:51:45 - 00:54:30 - Does This Movie Pass The Bar? (Our Scores 0-100)

00:54:30 - 00:55:45 - Seyfried Appreciation and there’s too many law schools in Boston

00:55:45 - End - Outro, follow us on socials (@kafka_esquire, @ohnotsouter)

It’s Oscars hangover so we’re looking at another timeless classic, Pauly Shore’s Jury Duty.. As always please subscribe and give us a 5 star review so we can watch more amazing movies.

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00:00:00 - 00:10:10 - Intro, what we’ve been watching and playing

00:10:10 - 00:14:30 - The Slap

00:14:30 - 00:19:30 - Morbin Time is here and this movie rules (SHUT UP CRITICS IT RULES)

00:19:30 - 00:22:03 - RIP Estelle Harris and we’re with you king Bruce Willis

00:22:03 - 00:25:30 - AmbuLAnce and Sonic The Hedgehog releasing this weekend

00:25:30 - 00:26:56 - Everything Everywhere All At Once releasing this weekend

00:26:56 - 00:27:32 -  Brown Jackson most likely to be confirmed

00:27:32 - 00:29:00 - Elon bought Twitter so they can finally mandate that he is cool

00:29:00 - 00:31:08 - Clarence Thomas is alive and Ginny is still Ginny

00:31:08 - 00:35:20 - The Worst State in the Midwest

00:35:20 - 01:03:20 - PLOT RUNDOWN

01:03:20 - 01:04:28 - Legal Points

01:04:28 - 01:07:22 - Production Notes

01:07:22 - 01:09:01 - Does This Movie Pass The Bar? (Our Scores 0-100)

01:09:01 - End - Outro, follow us on socials (@kafka_esquire, @ohnotsouter)

This week we have a guest! An actually successful one at that too! This week we welcome on Patrick Daugherty, @rotopat on Twitter, to come on and go over the definitely really legal movie of Jerry Maguire. As always please subscribe and give us a 5 star review so we can get on better podcasters than us every once in awhile.

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00:00:00 - 00:19:12 - Intro, we have a guest! and what we’re watching right now

00:19:22 - 00:22:22 - The trailer for Bullet Train dropped and it looks sweet

00:22:22 - 00:25:46 -  X will release and be very A24 and Joe will love it

00:25:46 - 00:29:45 - The Adam Project releases tomorrow and Netflix will say 70 billion people watched it in the first 6 hours

00:29:45 - 00:31:10 - The Last Days of Ptolemy Gray trailer dropped and Samuel L Jackson will always be cool

00:31:10 - 00:34:50 -  Season 2 of Upload drops tomorrow and will be fun

00:35:00 - 01:00:00 - Plot Rundown

01:00:00 - 01:04:53 - Legal Points

01:04:53 - 01:10:26 - Production Notes

01:10:26 - 01:15:28 - Does This Movie Pass The Bar? (Our Scores 0-100)

01:15:28 - 01:41:15 - Trivia Showdown Pat v. Joe (Pat is much smarter)

01:41:15 - End - Outro, follow us on socials (@rotopat, @kafka_esquire, @ohnotsouter)

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00:00:00 - 00:05:10 - Intro and Weekly catch up

00:05:10 - 00:12:08 -  Joe saw Texas Chainsaw Massacre and The Worst Person in The World (one was very good, one wasn’t but still ok)

00:12:08 - 00:17:35 - California is hunting down an innocent bear and Arkansas is making sure you can’t vote (well if you’re a certain voter…)

00:17:35 -00:23:20 - New Elvis trailer (Tom Hanks huh)

00:23:20 - 00:25:45 - The Batman drops next week and looks like its gonna rule

00:25:45 - 01:08:15 - THE LINCOLN LAWYER PLOT RUNDOWN

01:08:15 - 01:11:08 - Legal Points

01:11:08 - 01:13:30 - Production Notes

01:13:30 - 01:16:30 - Does This Movie Pass The Bar? (Our Scores 0-100)

01:16:30 - End - Final Thoughts

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00:00:00 - 00:03:25 - Intro and Weekly catch up

00;03:25 - 00:04:40 - With Joe Rogan floundering we’ll take the $100 million Spotify

00:04:40 - 00:09:15 - Crypto billionaires are fakes and Island Boys are bad, who knew?

00:09:15 - 00:10:10 - Scream was the highest grossing January movie and sequel green lit, Hell yeah

00:10:10 - 00:24:10 - Oscar season is here, our snubs, and no Spider Man shouldn’t be nominated

00:24:10 - 00:29:10 - Holy shit the new Texas Chainsaw Massacre is gonna suck

00:29:10 - 00:31:30 - Bruce Willis is making money baby

00:31:30 - 01:01:00 - BRIDGE OF SPIES PLOT RUNDOWN

01:01:00 - 01:08:07 - Legal Points and Production Notes

01:08:07 -01:10:59 -  Does This Movie Pass The Bar? (Our Scores 0-100)

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00:00:00 - 00:06:15 Weekly Catch up (it’s winter and it sucks)

00:06:15 - 00:07:30 Filibuster is still here but it’s cool cause we all like that right?

00:07:30 - 00:12:15 Stephen Breyer is retiring cause bullying works ya’ll

00:12:15 - 00:17:15 When We Were Young is maybe a scam or maybe a sting to finally get all the sex offenders arrested

00:17:15 - 00:23:31 Scream is here and it’s so good and Joe cried in the theatre and shut up ok

00:23:31 - 00:52:20 PLOT RUNDOWN

00:52:30 - 00:59:15 Legal Points and Production Notes

00:59:15 - 01:02:40  Does This Movie Pass The Bar?

01:02:40 - End Final Thoughts and Outro

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00:00:00 - 00:03:13 - Catch up, what movies we’ve seen (Nightmare Alley and rewatching Seinfeld)

00:03:13 -  00:10:17 - Ryval coin is starting and were about to get rich on white collar crime baby

00:10:17 - 00:13:45 - Elizabeth Holmes guilty of being a bossbabe and defrauding some of the most stand up people around

00:13:45 - 00:16:30 - Anniversary of the storming of the capitol and the worst part was we had to hear Hamilton sing again.

00:16:30 - 00:21:37 - Finland continues to flaunt how great they are so like just fuck off alright?

00:21:37 - 00:23:15 2022 is not messing around (RIP Betty White, Sidney Poitier, and Bob Saget)

00:23:15 - 00:25:14  - Scream is releasing and it sounds like it’s going to be good so hell yeah dude

00:25:14 - 00:31:15 - Morbius delayed to April cause it’s definitely just like waaay too good but Marvel did account for 30% of last year’s total box office so this will make a billion dollars still

00:31:15 - 00:36:35 - Don’t Look Up was just ok and that’s fine (but also memes are impact font anymore boomers)

00:36:35 - 01:22:00 - RULES OF ENGAGEMENT PLOT RUNDOWN

01:22:00 - 01:23:20 - Legal Points (don’t really matter)

01:23:20 - 01:29:20 - Production Notes of this movie

01:29:20 - 01:37:00 - Does This Movie Pass The Bar?

01:37:00 - 0:01:44:35 - Final Thoughts and Outro

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00:00:00 - Spencer got the rona

00:01:51 - Harry Potter will be releasing a new reunion for all the losers

00:02:44 - CDC is basically just saying forget COVID go back to work

00:04:31 - Joe delayed our loans, you’re welcome stop begging what do you want a better world or something?

00:04:50 - The Matrix Resurrections is out and it rules so shut up nerds

00:06:40 - Licorice Pizza finally came to the Midwest and it’s the movie of the year shut up Gen Z

00:08:50 - How late do you have to be to a movie to give up?

00:11:28 - Spider-Man: NWH has cleared a billy and honestly it’s good

00:15:05 - Don’t Look Up dropped and excited for it

00:15:40 - The Northman trailer dropped and holy hell this looks good

00:17:40 - The Case for Christmas - PLOT RUNDOWN

00:40:45 - Legal Points (movie makes no sense)

00:42:45 - Hallmark Christmas Movie Bingo

00:46:53 - Does This Movie Pass The Bar? (Our Scores 0-100)

00:50:44 - What Kind of Lawyer Would This Holiday Icon Be?

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00:01:20 - Christmas is overrated fight me

00:07:15 - The Lakewood church was found to have money stuffed in the walls and these Righteous Gemstones storylines are great

00:08:45 - UAW will democratically elect all their leaders and yeah makes sense

00:09:45 - Jodie Foster was actually "a little impressed" with Hinckley so...dudes never give up

00:14:50 - Ghislaine Maxwell trial is on and most likely nothing will change

00:18:10 - Jack is leaving Twitter and please don't become Facebook now

00:19:55 - Malignant may be getting a sequel (hell yeah)

00:20:45 - Spotify wrapped came out and sorry Rogan new boss is in town

00:22:05 - House of Gucci came out and I may see it just cause Ridley Scott is the man on his press tour

00:23:50 - The Beatles Get Back is out and it's good but better if you're a huge Beatles fan

00:26:00 - UPCOMING MOVIES THAT WE ARE HYPED FOR

00:19:35 - Legal Fiction Quiz Bowl

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00:01 :30 - Legal News system is broken, different standards of justice, he should be guilty

00:06:10 - Shout out John Deere workers congrats on giving yourself a raise and solidarity with all continuing striking workers

00:08:00 - Watkins is back and he still rules

00:10:00 - Licorice Pizza may not be good but Joe does not care

00:11:00 - Tom Holland may hate his own movies? And wants to be a landlord?

00:14:30 - Stop asking directors about superhero movies

00:19:00 - Pam & Tommy trailer dropped and it looks good

00:21:10 - SCENT OF A WOMAN PLOT RUNDOWN

01:06:01 - Legal Points (really none)

01:09:03 - Does This Movie Pass The Bar (Our Scores 0-100)

01:12:54 - Productions Notes and almost castings

01:20:30 - Would Any of These Characters Go to Law School?

01:22:00 - Final Thoughts - Go Watch This Movie (also it's a good way to shut up your conservative family members when they want to talk politics)

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00:00:30 - Maybe Masks are good?

00:02:16 - Aaron Rodgers made sure that we all checked off our anti-vaxxer Bingo sheet

00:04:02 - Don't Call Aaron Rodgers short

00:07:34 - Let's Go Brandon (The Loser Mantra)

00:09:34 - University of Austin is here for all free thinkers who want fake degrees baby

00:15:28 - Eternals is good ok? And if you disagree you hate women or POC or something...

00:17:03 - The Atlanta Braves won the title so they don't need to respect speed limits

00:18:03 - Chris Pratt has made it his mission to destroy all childhood icons

00:21:03 - JFK PLOT RUNDOWN

01:01:51 - Legal Points (Do They Matter?)

01:04:27 - Production Notes and Thoughts on JFK (the movie)

01:06:20 - Does This Movie Pass The Bar? (Our Scores 0-100)

01:12:30 - Actors Almost In This Movie

01:19:40 - This Movie Spent A Lot Of Money Man

01:21:00 - Garrison Lost His Re-election To An Interesting Attorney

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Spencer decided to be a "dedicated lawyer" and actually do work. So since he isn't available you lucky folks get a solo dolo episode from Joe with no one to tell him to shut up.

In this episode Joe hits on a few upcoming movies and news and then gives you his full recommendations for all scary movies this Halloween season.

Full Recommendations:

Netflix

Top 5 on Netflix

Prime Video

Top 5 on Prime Video

Hulu

Top 5 on Hulu

HBO Max

Top 5 on HBO Max

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00:00:00 - Intro and START OF SPOOKY SZN (Also Joe is old now)

00:05:10 - Dear Evan Hansen is not good (shut up theatre nerds)

00:07:00 - Mario Voice Cast is well...a cast

00:13:10 - The Many Saints of Newark drops and FUCK YES

00:14:15 - Licorice Pizza trailer dropped and FUCK YES (if you're Joe)

00:19:30 - RIP to King Norm MacDonald

00:21:00 - THE DEVIL'S ADVOCATE (Plot Rundown)

01:04:39 - Legal Points and do they really matter?

01:12:00 - Does This Movie Pass The Bar? (Our Scores 0-100)

01:15:45 - What Kind of Person Would X Character Be in Law School?

01:22:30 - Fun Production Notes

01:28:50 - Final Thoughts and Outro

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00:00:00 - Intro and Weekly Catch up (Watch The Guest it rules)

00:03:25 - Joe saw Candyman and it was great and if you're saying Candyman is woke you have a big dump in your pants

00:05:35 - Malignant dropped on HBO Max and....not bad (also batshit)

00:07:04 - The Matrix Resurrections is coming and could rule?

00:10:30 - Shang Chi may not release in China and how will Marvel financially recover?

00:11:25 - Dear Evan Hansen is using an old actor and de-aging him rather than doing the more difficult task of casting a young person

00:13:00 - RIP Michael K Williams gone far too soon

00:16:00 - THE BONFIRE OF THE VANITIES (PLOT RUNDOWN)

00:46:36 - Legal Points (don't really matter here)

00:53:35 - Does This Movie Pass The Bar? (Our Scores 0-100)

00:57:53 - What Kind of Person Would X Character Be In Law School?

01:08:10 - Production Notes (this movie could have been A LOT different)

01:17:25 - Final Thoughts and Outro

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00:00:00 - Editor's Notes sorry my mic is terrible

00:00:29 - Spencer and Joe talk about how they'll never golf until they're old probably

00:02:44 - Joe went to Denver and holy hell does Midwest weather suck

00:04:14 - Joe and Spencer are exercising their constitutional rights to shit out their intestines take that libs

00:05:15 - Joe and Spencer may start grifting on the right because of all the open radio host postings

00:05:49 - MLK and Fortnite...makes sense

00:08:21 - Donda dropped aaaand eh take it or leave it

00:10:58 - Candyman is out and its gonna rule

00:12:54 - CAPE FEAR PLOT RUNDOWN

01:01:05 - Legal Points and Do They Matter? (Like No Dude its Scorsese)

01:09:00 - Motions To Strike

01:14:08 - Does This Movie Pass The Bar? (Our Scores 0-100)

01:22:21 - What Kind of Person Would X Character Be In Law School?

01:27:50 - Final Thoughts and Outro

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00:00:00 - Intro and Weekly Catch Up (Spencer has to please Lord Apple and Joe is Never Moving Again)

00:02:29 - Joe Watched The Suicide Squad and Actually Liked It Ok Losers?

00:03:40 - RIP Trevor Moore

00:06:40 - Candy Man is coming to theatres so please get vaccinated

00:09:05 - Britney is Back and so is the Taliban so hello 2000s baby

00:09:35 - What is Joe going to do with all his Cuomosexual shirts?

00:12:42 - A TIME TO KILL Plot Rundown

01:05:20 - Legal Points and Do They Matter?

01:07:55 - Motion To Strike

01:16:03 - Does This Movie Pass The Bar? (Our Scores 0-100)

01:18:36 - What Kind of Person Would X Character Be in Law School?

01:29:00 - Final Thoughts and Outro

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00:00:00 - Editor's Notes (Sorry we're learning)

00:00:25 - Intro and Host Update

00:02:35 - Mask Orders (Don't worry this one will work! Everyone will do the right thing!)

00:03:54 - Eviction Moratorium Expires and the DNC is making sure to suck at their job

00:07:00 - Girboss energy is going to kill Disney (Hell yeah dude)

00:13:00 - We fiinally figure out my voice mod is on

00:13:59 - They're making another God's Not Dead and Joe is in Hell

00:18:28 - Matt Damon has sworn off the f word (not the one you think)

00:20:00 - Suicide Squad is releasing tomorrow (Joe will probably see it) but hell yeah dude The Green Knight

00:21:15 - Get well soon King Bob Odenkirk

00:21:40 - INTOLERABLE CRUELTY PLOT RUNDOWN

00:58:28 - Legal Points and Do T

01:01:25 - What Kind of Person Would X Character Be In Law School?

01:09:29 - Does This Movie Pass The Bar? (Our Scores 0-100)

01:14:04 - Final Thoughts (Spencer rants for a bit)

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00:00 - Intro and Spencer's Week (he hurt himself)

02:23 - It may be hot as shit outside but don't worry Joe's AC also broke!

04:25 - Jair Bolsanaro is definitely fine and not in poor health

06:04 - Cuba is protesting and America is surely not to blame for their hardships

09:28 - Disney is getting sued and how will they financially recover?! (but also this could suck for smaller studios)

12:20 - Spencer had pod brain in a real life encounter

13:34 - Fear Street Rules

16:17 - The French Dispatch premiered and if you're mad that Wes Anderson is too Wes Anderson you are a loser

17:52 - THE PELICAN BRIEF - Plot Rundown

49:31 - Motion To Strike

53:27 - Does This Movie Pass The Bar? (Our Scores 0-100)

55:52 - What Kind of Student Would X Character Be in Law School?

1:01:46 - Final Thoughts and Outro

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02:02 - Our Fourth's and also the Fourth actually sucks

04:25 - Do you love America enough to sing to the Great Value Chips?

06:27 - The ocean is on fire because the Green New Deal would cost too much

08:24 - Happy Corner: Donald Rumsfeld has died

10:13 - Justice has been served? Cosby is free

13:18 - Kids can now get paid for their labor (and not delayed at all!)

15:21 - Midwest Health Check: Mark McCloskey is still a loser only this time in a Senate race!

18:42 - Joe watched another horror movie (Fear Street: 1994 and its good go watch it)

21:40 - Stephen Dorff stays a King

24:38 - Last Plug go watch I Think You Should Leave on Netflix

26:48 - Mr Smith Goes To Washington Review and Plot Rundown

01:10:26 - Legal Points (Not much and they don't matter)

01:15:45 - What Kind of Person Was X Character in Law School?

01:20:47 - Motions to Strike

01:24:35 - Does This Movie Pass the Bar? (Our Scores 0-100)

01:27:43 - This movie is apparently communist which means it rules even more now

01:32:19 - Final Thoughts and Outro

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00:30 - It's Hot and it sucks

00:59 - NBA Playoffs round up (KD is us if we were good at basketball)

04:00 - Joe cosplayed as a Republican and experienced Lake Life

05:22 - Joe got shingles 30 years in advance (over achiever)

06:50 - SCOTUS says slavery happened but sawwy

10:35 - NCAA loses argument that people like watching athletes who don't get paid (which like duh)

14:53 - Batman doesn't eat box and you shouldn't be surprised (also Zack Snyder continues to rule)

17:34 - F9 is now cinema (playing at Cannes)

20:35 - CHANGING LANES PLOT RUNDOWN

1:02:24 - Legal Points and Do They Really Matter?

1:09:02 - DOES IT PASS THE BAR? (Our Scores 0-100)

01:12:20 - Final Thoughts and Outro

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00:35 - Joe watched Bo Burnham's Inside and only had a slight breakdown

01:48 - Joe forgot what Midwest summer was like

02:58 - Legal News Topic #1 - Trump diapey boy BUT he is gonna stop crypto bros

06:40 - Spencer watched soccer (FIFA has always been for LGBTQIA rights ALWAYS)

11:37 - Libertarians of New Hampshire had usual toilet libertarian brain take

16:24 - In The Heights (ugh) and The Conjuring: The Devil Made Me Do It (hell yeah) are both on HBO Max (The Warren's were the biggest con artists in history)

19:34 - I CARE A LOT RUNDOWN AND REVIEW

1:06:52 - Legal Points and do they really matter? (Nah)

1:10:10 - Motion to Strike

1:11:35 - What Kind of Person Would X Character Be In Law School? (did anyone go here?)

1:13:54 - Does This Movie Pass The Bar? (Our scores 0-100)

1:18:00 - Rosamund Pike Appreciation

1:19:30 - Final Thoughts and Outro (Buy our merch so I can use it not pay loans)

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00:00:00 - Intro and Welcome Back to Spencer, also just hold on Christmas

00:02:20 - RIP Conference USA

00:03:56 - Solidarity with all striking workers (get mad John Deere)

00:07:40 - Cops think they're above the law....shocking (won't get vaccinated)

00:09:42 - RIP Halyna Hutchins and we need more protections for film industry workers

00:15:10: - Joe saw Halloween Kills and you know what? It's still fun

00:18:15 - Spencer rewatched Candy Man 1 & 2 and Joe was right

00:19:07 - Dune is out and we both still need to see it (Spencer's wallet is riding on it)

00:22:00 - THE EXORCISM OF EMILY ROSE (Plot Rundown)

01:02:06 - Legal Points (do they really matter?)

01:11:10 - Does This Movie Pass The Bar? (Our Scores 0-100)

01:17:12 - Production Notes and Final Thoughts

01:19:30 - Real Life Story of this Movie (Anneliese Michel) and it's gnarly

001:24:01 - What Kind of Law School Student Would This Famous Scary Movie Character Be?

01:33:32 - Spencer's small plug to go watch The Strangers (and yes it's good)

01:36:07 - Sign Off