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Canadian man is ticketed and told to get a vehicle inspection after he was caught using a VICE GRIP as a steering wheel, Indiana man accused of shooting neighbor over lawn mowing dispute, 9-yr-old boy wins European seagull screeching competition

Mike is a sports columnist for The Orlando Sentinel and host of 'Open Mike' on AM 740 and FM 96.9 The Game

Kanye West is reportedly thinking about starting his own porn studio called 'Yeezy Porn', Teen convicted of 'disgusting' act with a horse told man who stopped him, he "loved them", If you have been in the market for a flame-throwing robo-dog, great news...The Thermonator is now available

Kanye West is reportedly thinking about starting his own porn studio called 'Yeezy Porn', Teen convicted of 'disgusting' act with a horse told man who stopped him, he "loved them", If you have been in the market for a flame-throwing robo-dog, great news...The Thermonator is now available

Kanye West is reportedly thinking about starting his own porn studio called 'Yeezy Porn', Teen convicted of 'disgusting' act with a horse told man who stopped him, he "loved them", If you have been in the market for a flame-throwing robo-dog, great news...The Thermonator is now available

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State senator and former tv meteorologist accused of burglary, Angry man is now a cult hero after barricading himself inside car dealership that was screwing him over, Tom Brady will be roasted LIVE on Netflix on Cinco de Mayo

74-year-old woman arrested in connection to armed robbery, The 'Big Nude Boat' will set sale from Miami and please sit on a towel, Man arrested on misdemeanor charges after he had an open flame going in a stolen shopping cart and was using a sword to bbq meat on Street near Santa Monica pier

Mike is a sports columnist for The Orlando Sentinel and host of 'Open Mike' on AM 740 and FM 96.9 The Game

A glitch deleted 'Philadelphia" from Instagram and Facebook, Man pulled a gun on a fast-food worker who refused to accept drugs as payment, Jacksonville FLORIDA MAN uses bare hands to wrestle 8-ft alligator in street

Two arrested for railroad track theft after removing nearly half a mile of track and selling it to scrap yard, Psychology professor did study on who actually likes loud cars, Man fights off an alligator attack by using a screwdriver

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Grandmother arrested after allegedly helping granddaughter beat up classmate, A middle-schooler assaulted another kid with a Stanley drink container, Tow United Airlines pilots have been suspended after video emerges of a Colorado Rockies coach sitting in captain's chair mid-flight

Mike is a sports columnist for The Orlando Sentinel and host of 'Open Mike' on AM 740 and FM 96.9 The Game

On 4/20 a fire broke out at a marijuana grow warehouse in Oakland, Man killed after random stranger stabs him in the neck in casino, Tom Selleck reveals he has never used email or sent a text.

USA's tallest building is a go...construction to start in July...in Oklahoma City, Never mind a 4-day work week...Ecuador is ordering a 3-day week to deal with energy shortage, Group of idiots decide to pull black bear cubs out of a tree to use as props for selfies

Recap of The Good, The Bad and The Ugly newsmakers of the week

Louisiana woman arrested after 4 ounces of cocaine found in her 7-yr-old son's cubby at school, Pickleball enthusiasts join inmates for jail tournament, The Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders are getting their own reality series on Netflix

Mike is a sports columnist for The Orlando Sentinel and host of 'Open Mike' on AM 740 and FM 96.9 The Game

British tourist severely injured after misjudging jump from cliff onto rocks below, Michigan police say assault at homeless camp started over 'subpar sushi', Tim Hortons accidentally informed thousands of customers they had won a $55K Tracker fishing boat

Jason Derulo cancelled his SeaWorld show after being prodded to by PETA, Person pretending to be Aaron Rodgers conned a gullible woman in Ohio, Restaurant offers a free bottle of wine if you will give up your phone during meal, Woman tried to obtain a fraudulent loan by pulling a 'Weekend at Bernie's' style move

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I.R.S. agents raided the Florida home of rapper Tekashi 6ix9ine yesterday, Health Department warning after woman dies of lead poisoning after using hemorrhoid ointment, Florida Man who took a trip to Switzerland discovers what cell phone roaming fees are after getting $143,000 bill

Mike is a sports columnist for The Orlando Sentinel and host of 'Open Mike' on AM 740 and FM 96.9 The Game

Police say drunk Clearwater captain fell off tour boat he was commanding with 30 people on board, OnlyFans women made $250K doing 122 spring breakers in Cancun, Police discover 8-yr-old driving around downtown St. Louis while mom was passed out in backseat

Today is national banana day...29% of American eat them green? Pepsi is recalling one of their 'zero sugar' products...because it's loaded with sugar, Airline caterers go on strike in Canada, Looks like reclining seats on airplanes are being phased out

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According to The Wall Street Journal, shepherds us AXE body spray to prevent sheep from fighting, Some clown in Memphis tried to rob a store by threatening clerk with a 5-foot snake, An elephant escaped from a travelling circus and was running loose in the streets of Butte, Montana

Mike is a sports columnist for The Orlando Sentinel and host of 'Open Mike' on AM 740 and FM 96.9 The Game

Mike is a sports columnist for The Orlando Sentinel and host of 'Open Mike' on AM 740 and FM 96.9 The Game

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Man accused of firing gun after breaking down on I-93 to 'get someone's attention...' Tampa fire union president arrested after urinating in public while drunk...pulls out the 'do you know who I am' card, Is it true that gay people are often the youngest sibling in their family?

H&R Block's downloaded software crashed on tax day preventing thousands of people from filing their returns, Owners of Ford Bronco used in OJ Simpson chase are now wanting to cash in by selling the vehicle...for at least $1.5 million, New home security start-up has designed a camera that fires paintballs at intruders

Mike is a sports columnist for The Orlando Sentinel and host of 'Open Mike' on AM 740 and FM 96.9 The Game

Canadian man is being harassed with endless pizza deliveries to his home and job, So now it turns out 'Fool's Gold' my actually be valuable, Ever hear of an 'Eggplant Deformity' neither had we, but it has to do with fracturing your penis while sleeping

Healthcare worker inserted acupuncture needles in a patient and went home and fell asleep, Headless body found after washing up on Howard beach in Queens, World's oldest conjoined twins have died, Rogue towing company tried to snatch a car that a couple were driving on San Francisco street

Jeff is a partner at Kaufman & Lynd and he's here with free legal advice each week

Dallas city's new building permit office closed because it was not up to code, Men caught destroying protected rock formations that were a millions of years old, 2 New Jersey men arrested for allegedly stealing at least 140 shopping carts worth $30K, Canadian man crashed his car while reaching for fried chicken

Mike is a sports columnist for The Orlando Sentinel and host of 'Open Mike' on AM 740 and FM 96.9 The Game

Iron Maiden's Bruce Dickinson announced a couple of last minute solo gigs and then manned the box office to sell tickets, It Happened Again: Golf edition, St. Louis man with vet obvious neck tattoo alleged to have stolen $1500 worth of vibrators, John Wayne Bobbitt has now lost all of his toes due to camp Lejeune contaminated water

Hand sanitizer, aloe gel recalled over warnings it could cause comas or blindness, Man endures 'snake suicide' rather than be arrested, Kid's pet octopus surprises him with 50 babies, Man patents hands-free popcorn bucket

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German art museum fires worker for hanging his own painting in gallery, Florida Man found drunk and naked sitting in garbage can, Woman claims that stolen Jeep was a gift from a 'Waffle House customer"...

Mike is a sports columnist for The Orlando Sentinel and host of 'Open Mike' on AM 740 and FM 96.9 The Game

United Airlines flight diverts after dog unloads in first class aisle, Polish priest jailed after man collapsed from too many erectile drugs at cleric's sex party, Elderly North Carolina woman says man used her car to sexually pleasure himself for years

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It's now in style to have faux braces on your teeth? School bus driver fired after stopping on tracks as freight train approached, Woman is Venice Florida heard loud banging on her porch and discovered an 8-foot alligator had entered her house through screen door

Jeff is a partner at Kaufman & Lynd and he's here each week with free legal advice for you.

Traffic camera in East Cleveland issued a ticket to a grandmother after her minivan was spotted 'speeding' on flatbed tow truck, Kentucky man strikes plea deal in case where he faked his own death to avoid paying child support, Texas weatherman got all emotional during the eclipse...'there it is, the diamond ring"..

Mike is a sports columnist for The Orlando Sentinel and host of 'Open Mike' on AM 740 and FM 96.9 The Game

'Suspect' and 'victims' staged robbery when armed bystander stepped in and shot and killed 'suspect', It happened again: Camping edition, Woman and her 18-yr-old daughter arrested and accused of travelling the country to give illegal butt injections

NYC latest place to roll out 'barnacle' windshield boots to force parking violators to pay, Man claims a Vegas hotel staff used his toothbrush to clean, Eight men ran a beer heist ring that stole Corona and Modelo worth hundreds of thousands of dollars

Guy was getting a vasectomy when the east coast earthquake hit, Police say deputy was living a double-life as a member of Outlaws Motorcycle Club, Irish man appeared fully nude in court over arrest that involved his missing emotional support cat, Employee shot at Chipotle during argument with customer over guacamole

Mike is a sports columnist for The Orlando Sentinel and host of 'Open Mike' on AM 740 and FM 96.9 The Game

Man arrested for allegedly rubbing his buttocks against water fountain in park, Interactive map has been updated to reveal average penis size by country, NYC resident had enough of packages being stolen from porch-confronts thief after setting trap

KISS just sold their catalog, name and logo for $300 million, Doctor claims toast is healthier than bread, Shaq threw the Olympic gold medal he won in 1996 out of the car window as he was driving back to Orlando, Porch pirate dressed as a black trash bag snatched package

Recap of The Good, The Bad and The Ugly newsmakers of the week

$32K stolen from woman after Uber struck by another vehicle while on way to make deposit, In other Uber news, 1/3 of Uber drivers say they have been in an accident, Aggressive wild turkey: School pickup line edition

Mike is a sports columnist for The Orlando Sentinel and host of 'Open Mike' on AM 740 and FM 96.9 The Game

Italian island overrun by goats is offering them free to anyone who can catch them, Bite from toilet rat hospitalizes man in Canada, Plus-size model connected with a guy on Hinge and had him fix stuff around her place and then broke up with him

Man arrested for belting Walgreens manager with bible...on Easter Sunday, South Korean newscaster to be disciplined after alleged drunken broadcast, A woman's dying wish was to have "The Grim Reaper" show up at her funeral, Customer pulls gun on Burger King employee for giving him a DISCOUNT...

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Man accused of climbing Miami cellphone tower said he "worked for T-Mobile and was making repairs", Balding fugitive contacts police and requests they stop mentioning his receding hairline in their social posts, Are you ready for the next instalment in the Poohniverse? Bambi: The Reckoning

Mike is a sports columnist for The Orlando Sentinel and host of 'Open Mike' on AM 740 and FM 96.9 The Game

Climber falls 1200 feet to death in volcano...Mt. St. Helens, Clearwater firefighter fired after allegedly exposing himself in a 7-Eleven, Severed leg found in Milwaukee area park...thought Dahmer was dead, Batman arrested for driving while hopped up on tequila and cocaine

Resident in Naples, FL says that a piece of trash from the International Space Station hit his house and put a hole in his roof, Man in Nashville was arrested for shooting a gun in the air in downtown to celebrate his divorce, 8 people were left stranded in Africa when their cruise ship left without them

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Update on Florida Man who got Waffle House tattoo then left without paying, The conjoined twins story we talked about last week just got a whole lot stranger, Florida Highway Patrol trooper accused of breaking into Daytona Beach Hooters and stealing beer taps

Mike is a sports columnist for The Orlando Sentinel and host of 'Open Mike' on AM 740 and FM 96.9 The Game

Officials in Albany New York are trying to identify source of pee and fart smells, Chinese woman accused of poisoning pregnant co-worker in hopes of ending her pregnancy and potential leave of absence, Which grows faster: Pubic hair or the hair on your head?

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After welcoming guests for 67 years, the third oldest casino in Vegas is closing today, Don't mess with Texas: Landscaper edition as lawn guy goes after robbery suspect with weed whacker, The latest issue for Boeing involves a mid-flight flood

NC State student who says he was "Lit AF" after Wolfpack reached Final Four was able to convince professor to delay Monday exam, When on foot, carry a "brick" to avoid getting hit by a car? Florida Woman shoplifter says she was "playing a game where the object was to steal as much stuff as possible and put it in a random car"

Mike is a sports columnist for The Orlando Sentinel and host of 'Open Mike' on AM 740 and FM 96.9 The Game

Angie Harmon's dog was shot and killed by an Insatcart deliveryman on Easter Sunday, "Violent Monkey Gangs" have taken over another town in Thailand, A chronic public masturbator in Oregon got life in prison...appeals court says that is NOT cruel and unusual punishment

Gmail turns 20 today and people thought it was an April Fool's joke 20 years ago, Produce wholesaler busted for hiring a hitman for $5k to kill a business rival, A very drunk American Airlines passenger berated cops and mocked their junk size before finally getting arrested

Jeff is a partner at Kaufman & Lynd and he's here with free legal advice each week.

9-yr-old driver leads California police on chase as he was 'trying to get to school', Something called 'Applejuiceification' is taking over grocery stores, Man narrowly dodges a runaway 4 ft. concrete saw blade

Mike is a sports columnist for The Orlando Sentinel and host of 'Open Mike' on AM 740 and FM 96.9 The Game

Easter Sunday Morning: Drunk driver confuses South Beach boardwalk for road and crashes into inlet, A shoplifter at a Walgreens in new Mexico was chased down and arrested by cops on horseback, Pit bulls cause $3K in damage attacking car trying to get at cat

WWE Superstar The Undertaker has a fear of cucumbers, Property owner stunned after $500K house was built on wrong lot, School district in NJ is closing school early on day of eclipse over liability issues, 102-yr-old wheelchair=bound man ordered to clean graffiti off his fence or face hefty fines

Recap of The Good, The Bad and The Ugly newsmakers of the week

Jennifer Aniston and Sandra Bullock were seen leaving a plastic surgery retreat, A wannabe firefighter with his own hose was arrested for refusing to leave the scene of an active fire, Bojangles location has embarrassing spelling error on building

Mike is a sports columnist for The Orlando Sentinel and host of 'Open Mike' on AM 740 and FM 96.9 The Game

Billionaire building Titanic II ship with goal of 'ending wokeness'...Older Americans now have twice as many sexually transmitted infections compared to a decade ago, Cooined twin Abby Hansel is married but her attached sister is not

Police: Customer threw bananas at gas station workers, employee arrested after beating banana-tosser with PVC pipe, A hunter visiting Washington called police to ask if he was legally allowed to shoot Sasquatch, Another scene from 'Final Destination' plays out in real life: Escalator edition

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Florida pet becomes first raccoon to be named Cadbury Bunny, Town in Virginia has closed its indoor tennis facility due to deflation, Skid Row has parted ways with their singer because of health issues...guess who the replacement is, Netflix is rolling out an R-rated animated reboot of the classic 70's sitcom 'Good Times'

Mike is a sports columnist for The Orlando Sentinel and host of 'Open Mike' on AM 740 and FM 96.9 The Game

DUI suspect allegedly drove the wrong way for 27 miles on a Montana highway, The My Pillow guy Mike Lindell has another big problem: Evicted from warehouse, Japan diaper maker is shifting from making diapers for babies to now manufacturing them for adults

British museum is suing a former curator it says stole 1800 items and tried to sell them on eBay, 4/20 celebration at San Francisco's 'Hippie Hill' cancelled...because of the economy, Georgia man steals front end loader from dump and is chased down and stopped by an employee in a second front end loader

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Man arrested for allegedly putting combustible material in grandmothers gas tank, Man lost his bride-to-be wedding dress after leaving it on roof of car, Police are looking for creep who was recording women inside a restroom at a Marshall's department store in Jacksonville

Mike is a sports columnist for The Orlando Sentinel and host of 'Open Mike' on AM 740 and FM 96.9 The Game

The Butthole Surfers turned down six figures to reunite, NJ man charged with using USB flash drive as weapon during attack, Betting site needs someone to measure wieners at our nation's MLB stadiums, Strippers bill of rights signed into law in Washington state

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There's a man in Tennessee who suffers from something called 'Demonic Face Syndrome', So, The Price is Right show has a contingency plan in case a contestant pees their pants, In other Price is Right related news, the late Bob Barker's historic LA estate of 50 years is for sale.

New restaurant owner in Australia dunks on his ex for dumping him when he was poor, Everybody panic: Canada's maple syrup reserve hits 16 year low, Some customers of Trader Joe's are losing their minds after chain upped the price for single banana for first time in 23 years