Monday Morning Podcast

Bil rambles about the tooth 'fairy', OJ Simpson, and yelling with raised eye-brows.

(00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast

(32:25) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback - 4-11-26 -Bill rambles about
Shell Companies, the Bruins, and Ice Cream Parlors.

Thursday Afternoon Interlude - Smashing Pumpkins - Zero

Bill rambles about Yellow Springs, the eclipse, and corporate lingo.

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Bill rambles about real estate agents, Steve Martin, and a small airport.

(00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast

(34:27) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 4-416 - Bill rambles about cake walks, psychos and Detroit.

Thursday Afternoon Interlude:  Gilad Hekselman - Eye in the Sky

Bill rambles about the history of the easter bunny, Ohtani 'not gambling', and surprise nose jobs.

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Bill rambles about back alley weed gummies, the Patrice O'Neal Benefit, and the Von Erich brothers.

(00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast

(29:57) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 3-28-16 Bill rambles about scooters, skateboards, and STDs.

Thursday Afternoon Interlude - GZA - Liquid Swords

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Bill rambles about Missouri, the 'perfect man' robot, and I Dream Of Jeannie.

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Bill rambles with Dave Elitch about his new course 'Stay Out Of Your Own Way', musical injuries, and bruising easily.

(00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast

(44:42) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 3-21-16 Bill rambles about Andrew Jackson, 
douche bags, and clam on clam violence. 

Thursday Afternoon Interlude:Smashing Pumpkins - Zero

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Bill rambles about St. Patrick's day, bear claw donuts, and which TV character he'd like to be.

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Bill rambles with Esther Povitsky about being 'alone together', snacks that let you down, and her new movie 'Drugstore June' .

Drugstore June is available to rent or buy on all platforms.

(00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast

(40:24) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 3-14-26 - Bill rambles aboutWorld War II Leaflets,Los Angeles, and painting your own home.

Thursday Afternoon Interlude: Madonna - I'll Remember

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Bill rambles about Irish looking people, going to Indianapolis, and revolting against face I.D.

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Bill rambles about parking garage valets, world building, and getting drunk with DeRosa back in the day.

(00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast 

(31:36) - Thursday Throwback 3-7-16 Bill rambles about blow, cake, and the UFC.

Thursday Afternoon Interlude: Chico Hamilton - Conquistadors 

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Bill rambles about nasty yoga studios, fasting, and ice-wall logic.

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Bill rambles about '60s social scenes, the legendary Richard Lewis, and old television habits.

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Bill rambles about his shows in the Pacific Northwest, weight-loss drugs, and having a 'go-bag'.

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Bill rambles about back springs, the patriarchy, and Portland.

(00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast

(34:36) - Thursday Throwback 2-22-16 - Bill rambles about winter, the NBA, and Hitler.

Thursday Afternoon Interlude: Phish - Bathtub Gin (7/25/17)

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Bill rambles about happy loud people, flat earth motivation, and cheerleaders.

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Bill rambles with Joe Bartnick about old casinos, assisted reality, and broadcast gimmicks.

Bill rambles about the Super Bowl, leaving a loud party, and the Sphere.

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Bill rambles about car jacks, arguing, and doing his act in French.

(00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast

(32:28) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 2-8-16 Bill rambles about the Broncos, three toed sloths, and putting your dick on the table. 

(01:32:48) - Anything Better Super Bowl Preview & 'I Bought You A Gift With Your Money' with Paul Virzi

Bill rambles about his fast food dreams, Escape from New York, and losing to the market.

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Bill rambles with Jon Lovitz about how little respect they have for each other.

(00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast

(01:04:21) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 2-1-16 - Bill rambles about 
Girl Scout Cookies, Open Carry, and Superbowl Analysis.

Bill rambles about the NFL Championship games, cold plunges, and an evil sister-in-law.

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Bill rambles about 'wide right', money, and entourages.

00:00 - Thursday Afternoon Podcast

32:05 - Thursday Afternoon Throwback1-25-16 Bill rambles about the Patriots loss, the Bonzo Bash, and the world's poop.

01:38:12 - Anything Better Championship Weekend Preview & Picks with Paul Virzi

Bill rambles about the second staircase, the Epstein list, and birthday gifts.

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Bill rambles about the election, pump up music, and studio musicians.

00:00 - Thursday Afternoon Podcast

32:00 - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 1-18-16 - Bill rambles about Vancouver, Hail Mary's and El Chapo.

01:34:35 - Anything Better NFL Divisional Playoffs Preview & Picks

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Bill rambles about being in the mountains, Peacock, and A.I. training us.

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Bill rambles about the great Bill Belechick, drumming at the Bon Scott tribute, and tough gigs.

The 11th Annual Patrice O'Neal Comedy Benefit

Tuesday, March 26th New York City Center131 West 55th St. 

Tickets can be purchased online at nycitycenter.org/Patrice2024

00:00 - Thursday Afternoon Podcast

32:55 - Thursday Throwback 1-11-16 - Bill rambles about lasagna, heights, and vasectomies.

01:31:04 - Super Wild Card Weekend NFL Preview & Picks

Bill rambles about bob sledding, public restrooms, and gout.

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Bill rambles about the upcoming Dean Delray Bonscott Tribute, old school slapping, and Boston sports.

(00:00)  Thursday Afternoon Podcast

(29:51) Thursday Afternoon Throwback 1-4-14- Bill rambles about the Rose Bowl, the Stanford Band, and the "I'm sorry" fall.

(01:38:57) Anything Better NFL Preview & Picks with Paul Virzi

Bill rambles about the Rose Bowl, tailgating, and Southwestern Airlines.

Bill rambles about hitting the scale, sex with robots, and orange slices with your coffee.

(00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast 

(33:35) - Thursday Throwback 12-28-23 - Bill rambles about lumberjacks, Alan Jazeera, and liking the odds. 

(01:34:34) - Anything Better NFL Preview & Picks

Bill rambles about Christmas Day, having a back-up plan for your dreams, and realizing you're the asshole.

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Bill rambles with Joe Bartnick about working at a driving range, touring together, and shooting Old Dads.

(00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast

(47:08) -  Thursday Throwback 12-21-23 Bill rambles about dog shit, tape worms, and giving thanks.

(01:41:25) - Anything Better NFL Preview & Picks

Bill rambles about seeing Queens of the Stone Age, 'no make-up', and Southwest Airlines overweight passenger policy.

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Bill rambles with Adam Driver about his new film Ferrari - directed by Michael Mann, questioning their careers, and 'pre-psychiatry' times.  

Ferrariopens Christmas Day in theaters.

(00:00)  - Thursday Afternoon Podcast

(39:34) - Thursday Throwback 12-14-23 Bill rambles about Human Cellophane, personal information, and the Dominican Republic.

(01:35:11) - Anything Better Week 15 NFL Picks & Preview

Bill rambles about puking, the election, and electric cars.

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Bill rambles with Gavin Matts about his new special, Canada, and guns.

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(00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast

(55:41) - Thursday Throwback 12-7-15 Bill rambles about Christmas, buying a car, and the Patriots.

(01:06:10) - Anything Better NFL Preview & Picks Week

Bill rambles about 2024 Tour Dates, Ozempic, and starting a book club.

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Bill rambles about clutter, the algorithm, and old politicians.

(00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast

(31:33) - Thursday Throwback 11-23-15 Bill rambles about drinking yourself to death, giant fish tanks, and the draw play.

(01:26:50) - Anything Better NFL Preview & Picks 

Bill rambles about car shows, ripping coffee, shampoo.

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Bill rambles about black Friday, Charlie Brown, and Soda.

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(00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast

(28:24) - Thursday Throwback 11-23-15: Bill rambles about Thanksgiving, failed pilots, and blowing off weddings.

(01:25:41) - Anything Better Thanksgiving Grievances and NFL Preview & Picks

Bill rambles about addictive cellphone game addiction, Las Vegas capitalism, and old school food places.

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Bill rambles about egg cremes, Monaco, and getting deep.

(00:00) Thursday Afternoon Podcast

(34:14) Thursday Throwback: 11-16-23: Bill rambles about MSG show, Thanksgiving Douche, and Ronda Rousey fight.

(01:31:46) Anything Better Week 11 NFL Preview & Picks

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Bill rambles about Madison Square Garden, a cashless society, and Old Dads.

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Bill rambles about the Scope Arena, the price of a Big Mac, and Icelandic broads.

 (00:00) - (31:03) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast

(31:07) - (01:17:26) - Thursday Throwback 11-9-15

(01:17:30) - end - Anything Better Week 10 NFL Preview & Picks

Bill rambles about room service, iconic Vegas fountains, and sign language at comedy shows.

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Bill rambles about his morning, Manhattan Transfer, and Saturday Night Live with the lovely Nia.

(00:00) - (31:58)  Thursday Afternoon Podcast

(32:13) - (01:50:47) Thursday Throwback

(01:50:50) - end  Anything Better NFL Preview & Picks

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Bill rambles about the social media addiction, women talking, and nature videos.

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Bill rambles about cheating, lifting weights in the 80s, and Christmas gifts.

(00:00) - (31:28)  Thursday Afternoon Podcast

(31:28) - (01:27:02) Thursday Throwback 10-26-23

(01:27:03)  - end   Anything Better NFL Preview:  

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Bill rambles about the Green Machine, Brazil, and starting comedy today.

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Bill rambles about getting startled, Playboy, and trolling.

**Bill's bluetooth headphones were unknowingly connected affecting the audio quality

(00:00 - 31:02)  Thursday Afternoon Podcast

(31:03 - 01:25:45) Thursday Throwback 10-19-15

(01:25:46 - end)  Anything Better NFL Week 7 Preview 

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Bill rambles about Migs Mayfeld, his right to yell about sports, and money pits.

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Bill rambles about pies, McDonalds selling out, and Pantera.

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 (00:00 - 00:28:17) Thursday Afternoon Podcast

(28:18 -  01:29:45) - Bill rambles about the Bruins, bombing, and dumping a woman.

(01:29:46 - end) - Anything Better Week 6 Preview & Picks

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Bill rambles about Niagara Falls, golf clubs, and American tourists.

Bill rambles about the Orioles, brutalism architecture, and the Vegas sphere.

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Bill rambles about Chinese food, Springsteen, and Egypt.

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Bill rambles with Paul Virzi about choking, motivational speakers, and Sinatra.

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Bill rambles about Deion, a big chick at work, and single ladies.

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Bill rambles with comedian and Rose Bowl tailgate legend Joe Bartnick about growing up around a bar, Pittsburgh, and his new special ‘A Killing In Chicago’ available now for free at All Things Comedy’s YouTube page. https://youtu.be/QpTQ5bI9Gqw?si=VmDv9_qZDalz08nI

Bill rambles about Chile, Athens, and Muttley.  

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Bill rambles with Brian Holtzman about history, heat, and his new special ‘#Cancel Holtzman’ available at The Comedy Store’s YouTube channel:  https://youtu.be/IKAx4wiObEo?feature=shared

(00:00 - 47:52) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast 

(47:53 - 01:44:20) - Thursday Throwback - Bill rambles with comic legend Brian Reagan.

(01:44:20 - end) - Anything Better NFL Preview & Picks Week 2

Bill rambles about tourists waiting in lines, stupid phones, and greek wedding cosplay. 

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Bill rambles with Sam Morril about opening for Bill as an unknown comic, cool cities, and luck.

(00:00 - 1:10:20)  -  Thursday Afternoon Podcast:  

(1:10:22 - 02:30:50)  - Throwback 9-7-15 - Bill rambles about baby bumps, smoking ribs, and Kermit the Frog

(02:30:50 - end) - Anything Better NFL Preview & Picks:  

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Bill rambles about jet lag, Dubai, and 'Come on Eileen'.

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Bill rambles with Dan Soder about elitist New Yorkers, home renovation shows, and embracing a nuclear fall-out.

Bill rambles for an hour in front of a live audience!  Premiering Saturday September 2nd at www.YouTube.com/BillBurrOfficial 

Recorded April 23, 2023 at the Troubadour in West Hollywood, CA

Bill rambles about being rear-ended by a truck, his guide to NYC, and 'Uptown Girl'.

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Bill rambles with Josh Homme about aliens, dressing room riders, and rock.  Check out Queens of the Stone Age's new album 'In Times New Roman' and see them on tour.

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Bill rambles about the roach coach, the weather, and 'Fat Bottom Girls'.

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Bill rambles about the A.I. version of himself, hacky joke court, and bands that break up.

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Bill rambles about Halifax, trashing bands people like, and killing lobsters.

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Bill rambles about Top Golf, bonuses, and 'THEY'.

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Bill rambles about Martha's Vineyard, flying in a biplane, and robots.

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Bill rambles about Pink, butterscotch pudding, and farmland.

Bill rambles about summer, recalls, and palm trees.

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Bill rambles about 'Breakfast at Wimbledon', crying over the sink, and what he's listening to.

Bill rambles about 'Travis Tritt', artificial intelligence, and taxidermy.

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Bill rambles with Jim Gaffigan about his garden, being suspicious, and knowing who's really crazy.  Check out Jim's new stand-up special DARK PALE on Amazon Prime.

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Bill rambles about Schwarzenegger's rise, Japan, and Therapy.

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Bill rambles with Nate Craig about the mid-west, touring together, and his new special LIVE AT THE GREEN MILL.

Nate's Special: https://youtu.be/pUOHgj78tRU

Nate on Tour:  

Last Best Comedy in Bozeman, MT 7/21-22

Rumor's Comedy Club in Winnipeg, Manitoba 7/25-29

Bill rambles about Philadelphia, Cheesesteaks, and the Suez Canal.

Bill rambles about RFK Jr., 'We Didn't Start The Fire', and Tom Cruise.

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Bill rambles about America, Presidents' Families, and Farmland.

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Bill rambles about his orange sleeping bag, jazz drummers, and 80's muscle style.

Bill rambles about snakes, Friday the 13th, and retiring.

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Bill rambles about flaming cars, jacked old guys, and cobalt mines.

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Bill rambles about hens, Arnold, and the dollar.

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Bill rambles with the lovely Nia about beautiful athletes, doing mushrooms together, and corruption.

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Bill rambles about poisoned food, introspective mushrooms, and Catch-22.

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Bill rambles about NHL playoffs, getting away from it all, and getting it under control.

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Bill rambles about basketball moves, Scottish history, and door knobs.

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Bill rambles with Joey McIntyre about acting together, partying too hard, and aggressive fans.  Joey is on a solo tour this summer.  Dates at https://www.joeymcintyre.com

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Bill rambles about NBA, approaching horses, and leaving a girl at the altar.

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Bill rambles about texting drivers, the subway in the 80s, and cable TV.  

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Bill rambles about NBA playoffs, going to a wedding, and 'civil-ware'.

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Bill sits down with the legendary Paul Anka for a special edition of the Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast. Paul Anka is one of the greatest American singers and songwriters. 'Put Your Head On My Shoulder', 'Puppy Love,' and 'My Way' to name a few. 

WATCH: https://youtu.be/lODeXQmcWzQ

Connect with Paul Anka here: https://linktr.ee/paulankadigital 

For upcoming tour dates and to listen to Paul’s legendary catalog of hits, visit https://paulanka.com

Bill rambles about food videos, cocaine rats, and mispronounced sayings.

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Bill rambles with comic legend Steven Wright about the Tonight Show with Johnny Carson, making people laugh as a kid, and his new book 'HAROLD', available May 16th everywhere books are sold.

From the outside, Harold is an average seven-year-old third grader growing up in the 1960s. Bored by school. Crushing on a girl. Likes movies and baseball—especially the hometown Boston Red Sox. Enjoys spending time with his grandfather. But inside Harold’s mind, things are a lot more complex and unusual. His thoughts come to him as birds flying through a small rectangle in the middle of his brain. He visits an outdoor cafe on the moon and is invited aboard a spaceship by famed astronomer Carl Sagan. He envisions his own funeral procession and wonders if the driver of the hearse has even been born yet.

Harold documents the meandering, surreal, often hilarious, and always thought-provoking stream-of-consciousness ruminations of the title character during a single day in class. Saturated with the witticisms and profundities for which Wright’s groundbreaking stand-up has long been venerated, this novel will change the way you perceive your daily existence. To quote one of its many memorable lines: “Everything doesn’t have to make sense. Just look at the world and your life.”

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Bill rambles about phone addiction, Ivy League schools, and Africa.

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