Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

Today’s Phone Tap victim is starting a new job at a hotel next week and so Jeff's calling him to train him on every single, weird uncomfortable and frisky scenario he could encounter!

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In your Phone Tap Brooke calls the mother of a young softball player to tell her the new team name has become official and its causing a stir all over the community!

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Our Phone Tap victim today is just weeks away from retirement so his wife asked us to mess with him using one of the most frivolous reasons for a lawsuit we’ve ever thought of!

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In your new Phone Tap, Brooke's calling a guy who recently asked his bank for help clearing his student loan debt, and lucky for him he’s been accepted to a program! Unlucky for him it’s not exactly going to help him…

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Today’s Phone Tap victim is ALWAYS on the phone while at the gym, so his buddy emailed us to mess with him by installing a new gym rule that applies exclusively to him!

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Today’s Phone Tap victim just moved into a new apartment and she LOVES it. But we’re about to remind her about a little, tiny, fine print she must have forgotten to read…

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Jose is posing as piano teacher and the mother of his new student is going to quickly find out just what makes his teachings so expensive.

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Working from home might be nice for some, but for today’s Phone Tap victim, Brooke's gonna be moving into his house to make sure he’s ACTUALLY working hard.

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Today you’ll hear maybe the first time that WE got more FRUSTRATED with our Phone Tap victim than he was with us!

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In today's Phone Tap, Jeff tells a guy that a larger-than-life caterpillar infestation is coming right for his area and he'll need to make some drastic arrangements right away!

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Today’s Phone Tap victim is waiting for an inspector to call him and give him the green light to buy a home, but Brooke's on the other line instead and his new ROOF has some BIG issues.

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Today’s Phone Tap victim is hiring for a chef at a retirement community, and instead of a well-trained master of cuisine, we’re sending her “Stoner Max” with some genius new food ideas.

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Today’s Phone Tap victim is adamant that he doesn’t want a house cleaner coming over to his apartment, but his roommate emailed us so we’re gonna make his worst nightmares come true!

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Customer Service has gotten too easy to use these days. Instead of apps or websites to make a dinner reservation we’re just gonna keep calling, and calling and calling and calling… in your Phone Tap! 

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Today’s Phone Tap victim thinks a repairman is at her home fixing her dishwasher but she’s about to get a whole new handful of problems instead!

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Happy April Fools day! Today’s Phone Tap victim simply wants to resolve an issue with their bank, but Jose is on high alert for pranks. You can’t prank us if we’re pranking you first!

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In your Phone Tap, Brooke is posing as corporate HR and enacting a plan for mass layoffs that’s so bizarre it can only happen once every 8 years!

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One of our listeners asked us to prank his wife who runs the front desk at the motel they own! She hates awkward confrontation so we’re gonna make our personal issues her business in a brand new Phone Tap!

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Today’s Phone Tap victim always takes a personal jar of peanut butter with him whenever he travels and today Brooke's calling him on vacation to let him know his personal stash is causing a problem all over his hotel!

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The scam calls keep coming into our studio line so we’re gonna fight back! Coming up in your Phone Tap we’re fighting fire with fire with another edition of Scamming the Scammer!

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What if your Tinder Date based their entire personality about a hobby they never told you about? We tried it out on today’s Phone Tap victim and set her up with Jose!

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Today’s Phone Tap victim is at a pretty fancy restaurant for lunch and we got her sister to hide in the bathroom and text us her order so we could mess with her in a brand new Phone Tap! 

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It’s a huge time of year for watching basketball at work, and today Brooke's calling as corporate HR to Phone Tap a guy whose a big college basketball fan, to tell him she knows what he’s doing and he’s in BIG trouble!

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In your Phone Tap we call a woman whose been having trouble sleeping and tell her that her doctor referred us as an alternative sleep therapy. But our techniques are a little exotic… you’ll hear what we mean!

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Today’s Phone Tap victim orders the same lunch from his favorite deli almost every day, but thanks to his Yankee hat last week, we’re banning him for life!

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In your Phone Tap Brooke's calling wedding guests to thank them for their gifts, but unless they pay up they’re getting BOOTED from the reception. 

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Today’s Phone Tap victim hired someone to build a ton of marketing displays in grocery stores but we sent Jose on her job and he’s got some BIG problems with pretty much everything.

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Today’s Phone Tap victim just dropped a BAD amount of money on a home remodel, and unfortunately, Jeff took the liberty of installing all ONE-WAY windows! Oops!

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In your Phone Tap, Brooke calls an office worker to introduce a new policy at his job where he can confide anything he wants to her, even if it starts beef in his office!

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In your Phone Tap, we’re helping a listener set his single buddy up with a dating coach, but we might have chosen the least confident dating coach EVER!

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Today’s Phone Tap victim recently told his gym buddy he was quitting the gym for financial reasons, but maybe he’ll change his mind when Jose offers him a unique new pay system..

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In your Phone Tap, Brooke calls a stressed bride to tell her that she's the new wedding planner personally appointed by her overbearing mother in law! Should go well…

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Brooke and Jeffrey are BOTH teaming up in today’s Phone Tap and that means no holds are barred in a dueling prank call!

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Today’s Phone Tap victim simply wants his chicken wing order to reach him unblemished but his buddy set him up and now we’re making his lunch into our Phone Tap!

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Normally, we’re the ones dialing someone up for a prank call. But when we got a scam call to the studio we hit the record button and let Jose cook for a brand new Phone Tap!

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Today’s Phone Tap victim thinks he’s networking over hiring a new personal assistant but we’re actually setting him up with one of our top of the line SUGAR BABIES!

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Today’s Phone Tap victim has a grandmother in a retirement home and we’re pranking him by letting him know about the OUTRAGEOUS things management has been doing since he last visited her...

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Event ticket fees are out of control, which is why today’s Phone Tap victim is not gonna be happy when Jose calls to tack on some extra costs even AFTER the concert already happened!

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Today’s Phone Tap victim has been taking advantage of a workplace incentive and his white lies are going to catch up with him financially in a brand new Phone Tap! 

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Today’s Phone Tap victim left a personal item behind at her last hotel stay and while she hopes customer service can help her, she’s about to get WAY MORE than she bargained for!

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Today’s Phone Tap victim has NO IDEA who Samuel L Jackson is, which is perfect for us, because someone who sounds just like him has a problem with the burger he was served and wants justice!

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In your Phone Tap, Jose's pretending to be a substitute teacher and calling a dad to say his son has been acting up in class and he's not tolerating tomfoolery!

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Today’s Phone Tap victim just hopped back in the dating pool and we’re going to pull out our full roster of weirdos and creeps to welcome her back!

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In today's Phone Tap, we’re sending “Cowboy Dan the Balloon Man” as the last-second replacement entertainer to a child’s birthday party!

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We’re using 80 year old Alan Winterbottom to catch a cheater and let today’s Phone Tap victim know his stuff will be out on the front lawn when he gets home! 

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Instead of a refund, we’re giving today’s Phone Tap victim all they could want in “Sandwich Coin!” That’s just as good as money right?

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Today’s Phone Tap victim runs a small business out of her home, and Brooke's calling to tell her all the recycling she’s been doing to make sustainable products is actually ENDANGERING animals in the neighborhood! 

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In today’s Phone Tap Jeff's calling a mother and telling her that her car is just not nice enough for her to keep dropping her kid off at school. Do you think she’d mind parking a few blocks away?

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Since it’s Valentine’s Day we wanted to do something special and we’re calling a day spa to book a last minute reservation for an inexperienced type of client.

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Today’s Phone Tap victim thinks he scheduled a surprise couples massage for Valentine’s Day but little does he know he actually signed up for a TOUCHLESS massage instead…

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Valentine’s Day is just around the corner and Jose’s character HANS GLOOBER has just the romantic movie suggestion perfect for today’s Phone Tap victim!

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In your Phone Tap, Jeff's calling a woman and spoiling a surprise for her in the worst way. Her husband won Super Bowl tickets but he’s not planning on taking her!

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Jose’s retired black ops specialist character “CLOVER” has taken up a new position at J. Crew and his first mission is pranking the store manager while she’s on vacation!

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Today’s Phone Tap victim has never met her landlord but after a late rent payment she’s about to get the rudest introduction possible! 

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Today’s Phone Tap victim is trying to get customer service to replace her new dishwasher but by the end of this call she might need to replace a broken cell phone too!

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Today’s Phone Tap victim still has their Christmas lights up so Jeff's calling to start some CONTENTIOUS neighborhood drama because of it!

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What would you do if the MOM of your date called you before you two had even met? We’d guess you’d either run for the hills OR you’d be today’s Phone Tap victim!

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What’s the perfect gift to get someone after a nice first date? One of our listeners emailed us to give his date her very first PHONE TAP!

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Today’s Phone Tap victim is one of the most enthusiastic parents on the sidelines of the local soccer field, but after some complaints, he’s about to have a new title amongst the other parents.

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Our own Brooke Fox is very talented, but ACCENTS are not her strong suit. That’s why in today’s Phone Tap we’re putting her dialects to the test.

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Today we’re Phone Tapping a guy whose brother is applying for post grad schools and put him down as a reference. But some of the stories his brother told us about aren’t adding up…

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In your Phone Tap, Brooke's calling a guy who only wants to make a good first impression in his new neighborhood and she's letting him know he’s done the exact OPPOSITE!

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Today’s Phone Tap victim recently made a donation to her child’s elementary school but thanks to a little math error, she’s on the hook for 5 figures!!

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Today’s Phone Tap victim recently was referred to a new dentist, and before his first appointment we’re going to make him as uncomfortable as possible, thanks to Rolando!

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Today’s Phone Tap victim did a shabby job breaking down his boxes in his recycling and we’re not gonna let that fly for even a second!

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Today’s Phone Tap victim recently renewed his driver’s license but before it’s official we have one more tiny quiz for him to take to seal the deal!

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Today’s Phone Tap victim has no trouble with the ladies, but today Jeff's calling as the brother of one of his flings to let him know he might have messed up ditching his sister!

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In your Phone Tap we’re sending one woman into a never-ending spiral of super-advanced artificial intelligence customer support chat robots. What could go wrong?

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Today’s Phone Tap victim has a son who won a contest to be “Principal for a Day” at his school and Brooke's calling to let her know about the absolute CHAOS that’s unfolding thanks to his new policies…

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Changing your passwords frequently is smart and doesn’t harm anyone, right? WRONG! Your new Phone Tap is gonna show you why changing your password is the worst thing you can do!

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In your Phone Tap, we’re calling a guy at work and telling him we’ve towed his car. Not only that, but his car CLEARLY says a lot about what he’s got going on in the equipment department.

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Today’s Phone Tap victim is trying out dating apps for the first time, and his brother used that opportunity to set him up with us for a PHONE TAP!

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In your Phone Tap, we’re sending probably the worst possible person for the job to work as an InstaCart grocery shopper.

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Today’s Phone Tap victim has been applying to EVERY reality show she can for over 15 years. So, Jeff's calling her to let her know she’s been selected for the next season of Golden Bachelor!

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Seeing your mom get back in the dating pool is always an uncomfortable feeling. And it gets even worse when you find out she’s dating an 80 year old named ALAN WINTERBOTTOM.

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In today’s new Phone Tap, we call a librarian and Jeff and Jose are going to press her about some of the restrictive and overbearing regulations at her location.

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Today’s Phone Tap victim has a son in day care and recently he’s been coming home EXHAUSTED, so Brooke's calling from the daycare center to tell her the REAL reason her son is do drained every day!

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In your Phone Tap Jeff calls a soon-to-be new dad and while he’s about to be out on paternity leave, his replacements don’t exactly inspire any confidence!

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Today’s Phone Tap victim recently signed up for some life coaching and before his real life coach can contact him, Brooke is going to Phone Tap him and convince him that selling candy is his life’s calling.

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Jose is calling up a guy’s girlfriend to say “You might not know me, but I’m your boyfriend's BEST FRIEND.” Will she accept him or reject his friendship in a Phone Tap?

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Today’s Phone Tap victim is an elderly care worker about to start a new job, and Jeff's calling them to let them know about his grandpa’s unique condition called “Nocturnal Chowdownia…”

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Brooke is attempting to set the record for the LEAST helpful customer service call of all time and it all starts with a simple survey.

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Jose's calling a guy on vacation and posing as his rental car provider to tell him that he NEEDS the new Quad Advantage service or he’s gonna have a bad time.

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Today’s Phone Tap victim has worked at a department store for over 20 years, and Jeff's looking to set him up with a return scenario that no amount of experience could prepare him for...

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Today’s Phone Tap victim is currently on vacation and Brooke's about to banish him from his hotel for stealing BREAKFAST foods!

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Today’s Phone Tap victim recently dropped off his laptop to be repaired. He’s a little worried about his information being stolen, but Jose is actually going to do much, more worse to it instead.

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In your Phone Tap we’re calling a guy and convincing him that HE has been the one prank calling us, and we’re not gonna stand for it any longer!

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We set up a fake dating profile and told any guy who matched they’d have to take a lie detector if they wanted to meet! We got dozens of responses and the first guy to sign up got a Phone Tap instead!

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Today’s Phone Tap victim just wants to resolve a tiny dispute with his bank but unlucky for him, Jose is his customer service rep and concentration is not his strong suit…

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In your Phone Tap, Jeff calls an elementary school teacher overseeing the science fair to clue her in on what’s sure to be the most inappropriate presentation the school has ever seen!

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Today’s Phone Tap victim just started her first office job, so before her first day Brooke's calling from the company to let her know there WILL be TEARS…

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We've reached the #1 Phone Tap of the year! It features Brooke, Jeff, and Jose calling a guy who's retiring from his job to give him a very special thank you for all his work....Just one problem, he doesn't know he's retiring yet!

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In your #2 Phone Tap of the year, Jose puts "bro code" to the ultimate test... He calls the Best Man of a wedding to find out how far he's willing to go to protect another dude in the groom's wedding party!

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In your #3 Phone Tap of the year, Jeff calls a toy store with a complaint that one of their children’s dolls has been making some lewd and inflammatory remarks and he needs a refund!

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There’s no sleep in the Phone Tap game! Today Jose's calling the manager of a pet hotel on his day off and letting him know he let the most menacing dog in the yard loose in the hotel!

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In today’s Phone Tap we’re going to see if we can push a guys buttons by asking for a donation to charity, using a stubborn AI robot that's not taking "No" for an answer. 

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In today's Phone Tap, Brooke poses as an antiques dealer who's been asked to appraise some old keepsakes, and the guy on the phone is about to learn some new things about his PeePaw, that he never wanted to hear.

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What do you get when you let a part-time magician pet sit your dog? A big headache and your #7 Phone Tap of the year!

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In your #8 Phone Tap of the year, Brooke is calling an auto body shop and she’s not going to be taken advantage of just because she’s a woman. In fact she’s the most knowledgeable car owner of ALL TIME!

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