Man Thinkers

George invites Dan to join a new cult that he's starting and then, The Thinkers engage in a final "Smart Off" to determine which one of them is more intelligent. Then, The Thinkers are joined by comedian and author Jena Friedman to discuss her new book, "Not Funny," and what it's like to play a liberal character on stage, even though she is super conservative IRL. 

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The Thinkers concur that society is not mad enough and encourage listeners to just get upset about something, it honestly doesn't even matter what it is. Then, Dan and George are joined by author and psychologist, Dr. Davina Kotulski, to discuss her experiences leading thousands of past life regression meditations with people from all walks of life. 

(Listeners, if you want a past life regression, head on over to www.davinakotulski.com/pastlife for a $50 discount.)

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The Thinkers discuss how Ron DeSantis needs to get indicted if he wants to raise his poll numbers. Then, George and Dan are joined by documentary filmmaker, podcaster, and UFO journalist, Payne Lindsey, to discuss sex with aliens.

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Dan and George opine about recent developments in Artificial Intelligence and worry that China will get sex robots before we do. Then, the Thinkers are joined by Kevin Sorbo for an encore(!) and they listen to him rant about his Hercules sword. C'mon, what other podcast has K-Sorbs as a guest multiple times in one season?!?!

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Dan and George discuss the need for more content if the human species is to survive and flourish. Then, the Thinkers are joined by SNL alum and Christian conservative, Victoria Jackson, who explains how she is fighting woke-ism in our country's libraries by reading graphic pornography in churches. 

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The world's most renowned criminal defense lawyer, Alan Dershowitz, is here to discuss his new book "Get Trump" and the Thinkers learn how to massage the truth by a master. But first, an update on how Dan's Tesla is ALMOST perfect and why bailouts for corporations is capitalism at its best (student loan forgiveness is still socialism run amok).

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George attempts to lead Dan in a mindfulness meditation that goes sideways. Then, the Thinkers attend a biohacking conference in Beverly Hills, California, where they interview the father of biohacking, Dave Asprey, and a somatic sexologist, Miss Jaiya. If you made it this far, then it would be rude not to listen.

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Dan and George discuss the cinematic masterpiece that is TOP GUN: MAVERICK and why it should win every Academy Award. Then, the Thinkers welcome reality TV star and model, CJ Franco, to the show and pick her brain on how to be less of an incel and a better cuckold. Please just listen to it?

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George describes his recent past life regression before the Thinkers dive into a conversation about the merits of sleep and whether or not it's a real thing. Then, Goosebumps author, R.L. Stine, joins the show to discuss how he is the original Netflix and why drinking water doesn't make any sense.

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The Thinkers commiserate over their shared dissappintment of how dumb our recent alien invaders must be if they keep getting shot down by the American Airforce. Then, comedian and podcaster, Babs Gray, joins the Thinkers to talk about her one year journey of alcohol abstinence and why women are better at being sober. There's some other stuff too, just listen to it already! 

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The Thinkers just found out they're on a list of the biggest power players of all time! Unfortunately, it's Epstein's. But it's not all bad news, because they've got Hercules himself, Kevin Sorbo aka Xena's husband, on to discuss the big three: Hollywood, Satanism, and the Plandemic. And plenty more!

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The Thinkers whine about Hollywood before launching into a debate on the pros and cons of a having a nationwide child militia to protect Americans from school shootings. Then, hunter and author Mark Kenyon joins The Thinkers to discuss how to kill animals and survive in the deep bush.

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Dan criticizes George's mustache before debating whether or not Big Farming is to blame for the recent spike in egg prices. Then, The Thinkers welcome cultural journalist and fellow podcaster, Rachelle Hampton, to help them understand this weird thing called 'The Internet.'

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The Thinkers are excited to welcome their biggest guest yet, ELON MUSK. But when he doesn't show, they panic and threaten a Tesla employee with a negative customer service score.

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The Thinkers discuss expanding the Me Too movement's reach by believing everyone, not just women. Then, author and podcaster Dan Savage, engages the Thinkers in a civil debate about all things sex, which leaves George questioning his sexuality and Dan questioning his sanity. 

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George and Dan debate if getting rid of monarchs was a bad idea, then cryptocurrency expert Guy Turner confirms that the Man Thinkers have indeed fallen prey to several crypto scams.

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George convinces Dan to start smoking cigarillos for his health, then scientist David Sinclair teaches the Man Thinkers how to live to 150 and thereby increase their lifelong earning potential. 

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George has found a new group of friends in upstate New York, and Dan is monitoring AOC's appearances very closely. Then, Nithya Raman visits the studio to teach the Thinkers about LA's housing crisis and they are not happy about it.

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Today, Dr. Zubin Damania joins the thinkers to discuss all things medicine, including the future of physician-administerd stabbings. But first, George and Dan have discoverd the "pedophile line," the point at which a person amasses so much wealth they turn into a pedophile. To help our listeners avoid this fate, the thinkers have set up a way to donate funds. Then, for the first time ever, we hear from real men getting real about their sexual interests. Help us, help you today. Call 1-899-PEDO-CASH

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Who can you trust when the thinkers disagree? George and Dan go head-to-head in the first Smart Off to help you, the listener, determine a winner. Then the hottest performance and nutrition trainer, Thomas DeLauer, titillates and educates the thinkers on fast food and sexy alter egos.

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George and Dan consider a world without dogs before welcoming Will Blunderfield to the show. The oft-deplatformed health guru, teaches the Man Thinkers about staying juicy with sexual Kung Fu, and answers the question, "Should we be drinking our own urine?"

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George and Dan have some notes for the writers of the Bible. Then we welcome Liz Plank and Monica Padman on to discuss freezing their eggs.

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George is teeming with testosterone while Dan faces jail time, thankfully Dr. Rena Malik is here to help the thinkers answer the manliest questions in urology today.

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