Sarah and Vinnie Full Show

A fast pee is impressive!

A lady stabbed her boyfriend in the butt!

Megan Thee Stallion is being sued, Jelly Roll is doing as much good as he can, CNN is doing a Beyoncé documentary, imaginary friends don’t count in the carpool lane, V Hale joins the show!

The Billboard Hot 100, the Michael Jackson biopic is on the way, a 19 year old named Taylor Swift has gone through hell, 3 in 5 parents are their kid’s personal chef, some fast facts, the UK’s most well endowed, and Vinnie reads your texts!

Survivor, theBlink Twicetrailer, Posty is a talented dude, Patrick Mahomes isn’t going to hostSNL, Scott Budman joins the show, and Vinnie reads your texts!

Taylor can’t shake it off, Kim blow dries the zippers on her jackets, Kanye is going to start a porn company, the FTC voted to ban non competes, a girl put on a prom dress giveaway, Fisker might be going into bankruptcy, Tesla layoff are coming, a lady stabbed her boyfriend in the butt, and Vinnie reads your texts!

A fast pee is impressive and Sarah will drink any coffee!

People are washing their cheese!

20 percent of Americans think of their next vacation while they’re on vacation!

Vinnie is the real GOAT!

J Lo’s career might be tanking because she looks miserable, Jennifer Garner has 1 ask for Mothers Day, people are mad at Posty, 4 percent of people never have had a headache, the cost of dating is stressing people out, Vinnie reads your texts and we play a game!

The Rock and Oprah Winfrey gave millions of dollars to a Maui charity, Alec Baldwin ran into Crackhead Barney, don’t be surprised if you start getting shamed for the Clear feature, people are washing their cheese, young people are doing the nicotine pouches, and Vinnie reads your texts!

 Things on TV, the Deadpool and Wolverine trailer is out, Tom Cruise went crazy at Victoria Beckham’s birthday, there is a thing called ‘Human Composting’, an open front yard leads to a better connection to the neighborhood, a weird glitch on Facebook removed Philadelphia, 20 percent of Americans think of their next vacation while they’re on vacation, and Vinnie reads your texts!

Taylor fatigue is a thing, Tom Brady is getting roasted, a third of Americans wouldn't mind living in a van down by the river, and Vinnie reads your texts!

We can’t wait for Inside Out 2 and party Advil! 

Acceptable restaurant behavior!

 A lady got caught for cheating on Wordle!

A lady is smashing stereotypes about mothers working in the sex industry!

A Rock and Roll Hall of Fame game, Eminem is celebrating 16 years of sobriety, Harry Styles’ stalker was sentenced, a poll on pollution, the best vacation spots in the US to explore, Vinnie reads your texts and we play a game!

The top 3 boyfriends and girlfriends from books, a strange Pulp Fiction story, the hotel from The Shining caught on fire, its Earth Day, a poll on the most environmentally friendly states, the most walkable cities for tourists, the Mega Costco is coming to Fresno, acceptable restaurant behavior, and Vinnie read your texts!

The most streamed artist in a single day, a poem by Stevie Nicks, Tom Selleck doesn’t use email or text, a lady got caught for cheating on Wordle, IVF can go wrong, some fast facts, and your texts!

It’s back on between Tay and Kim, David Beckham and Mark Wahlberg are in a feud, 420 on Hippie Hill was crazy, Tesla is recalling the Cybertruck, a lady is smashing stereotypes about mothers working in the sex industry, and Vinnie reads your texts!

It was a perfect weekend!

A coffee company accidentally sent out a grand prize winner mass email!

A Taco Bell hero!

83 percent of cat owners don’t know how many toes cats have!

Tay all day, tomorrow is 420, a Miley Cyrus resume, and we play a game!

New music, the SF Zoo is getting pandas, a coffee company accidentally sent out a grand prize winner mass email, some fast facts, a poll on sleep, and Vinnie reads your texts!

 More Taylor, new movies, a Taco Bell hero, a new humanoid robot, a lady got caught trying to carry 56 pounds of pot in her luggage, and Vinnie reads your texts!

Happy Birthday Tina, Taylor talks Fortnight, Fallout is getting another season, the justice department is investigating the door plug blowout, the best airlines in America, 83 percent of cat owners don’t know how many toes cats have, Vinnie reads your texts!

It’s Fri-Tay!

The things you might regret at your wedding!

Ashley Madison released a poll on cheating!

How to survive in jail!

American University has a Taylor Swift economics course, Katy Perry wants Jelly Roll to take her place, there is a Crazy Rich Asiansmusical, a lady in Brazil tried to get a loan with her dead grandfather, a lady banned her mom from the delivery room, and we play a game!

A fake James Bond trailer, the fans aren’t buying the Golden Bachelor’s excuse, The Movie Critic is over with, the worst commutes, the things you might regret at your wedding, and Vinnie reads you texts!

A producer said Sydney Sweeny isn’t talented, Brian Cox said Joaquin Phoenix was not good in Napoleon,the best airport in the world, some fast facts, Ashley Madison released a poll on cheating, and Vinnie reads your texts!

Vinnie was a player back in the day, aSurvivorupdate, Time’s 100 Most Influential People, Kanye West is a suspect in a battery case,  it’s National High Five Day, former HGTV star gets jail time for house flipping fraud, and your texts!

Vinnie got some late birthday gifts and it is the anniversary of the SF earthquake of 1906!

The CDC is investigating botched Botox!

 The next innovation in doorbell cameras!

A guy went on an unhinged rage over doughnuts!

The Rock and Roll Hall of Fame nominees, the feds are coming for Live Nation, Farmers are using body spray to stop sheep from fighting, airlines are phasing out reclining seats, and your texts!

The top songs from the 90’s, the aftermath of the protests, some fast facts, it’s National Banana Day, the CDC is investigating botched Botox, a poll on snacking, and Vinnie reads your texts!

There is a Taylor Swift pop up by The Grove, Pamela Anderson is joining the Naked Gun remake, O.J. Simpson’s lawyer said there is no money to go around, the Summer Olympics are right around the corner, the next innovation in doorbell cameras, cannabis has been banned at Oktoberfest, women are claiming that the weight loss drugs are making them more fertile, and Vinnie reads your texts! 

 Caitlin Clark was star struck, the pay disparity between male and female basketball players, the Warriors lost, H&R Block’s software crashed on Tax Day, a guy went on an unhinged rage over doughnuts, a Pepsi recall, and Vinnie reads your texts!

Hooman, Sarah and Bryn had a reunion lunch!

A lady left her kids in her apartment while she went on cruise!

 The most stressful time of day!

Simple exercises that can make you happier!

Why Harrison Ford has an earring, southern porch cocktails, a guy in Canada is being harassed with endless pizza deliveries, Vinnie reads your texts and we play a game!

Courtney Love has a podcast, Jamie Foxx is back, Jelly Roll has lost 70 pounds, a lady left her kids in her apartment while she went on cruise, and things that are overpriced but are still totally worth it!

TheRust armorer is going to prison, Hannah Waddingham shamed a reporter, the first black daytime soap opera in 35 years has been greenlit, the most stressful time of day, an acupuncturist forgot about their patient, Gen Z loves anti aging straws, and A.I. girlfriends will become the next billion dollar business!

The infamous white Bronco is for sale, Apple is going to have multiple spinoffs in the Monsterverse, the finale for Young Sheldon, protesters shut down the highways in SF yesterday, simple exercises that can make you happier, the best fast food joints in America, outer space news, and Vinnie read your texts!

Keanu Reeves kisses with his eyes wide open and Sarah has a lunch date with Hooman!

New Music, Taylor is back on TikTok, riddles that only geniuses can solve, some fast facts, and Vinnie reads your texts!

Disney is cracking down!

40 percent of parents struggle to keep their kids entertained!

Your country roundup, Maynard James Keenan is banning phones at his concerts, a Survivor update, companies are moving to a 4 day work week, women’s butt sizes around the world revealed, Vinnie reads you texts and we play a game!

An airline agent took a tip for allowing a larger bag through the check in!

Coachella, protesters shut down the Golden Gate bridge, some Tax Day deals, some fast facts, the unhealthiest condiments, an airline agent took a tip for allowing a larger bag through the check in, and Vinnie reads your texts!

The Golden Bachelor is getting divorce, the box office, Megan Fox has some advice for single ladies, Disney is cracking down, the smallest home in the Bay Area is on the market for 1.7 million dollars, and Vinnie reads your texts!

There was no death bed confession, the infamous Titanic PCP chowder incident, it’s tax day, a must win game, stressing about taxes, Vinnie is a color enthusiast, 40 percent of parents struggle to keep their kids entertained, and your texts!

John and Vinnie watched golf over the weekend and Vinnie had a crazy cough over the weekend!

The things that were popular 30 years ago!

California does not pay the most taxes!

Fart walking is a thing!

Michael Franti, the things that were popular 30 years ago, the internet helped find a husband who ghosted his family, a library in New Jersey accidentally gave away counterfeit eclipse glasses, statistically you’re more likely to die on your birthday, some fast facts, and Vinnie reads your texts!

O.J Simpson died after a battle with cancer, There is an auto brush, the rebrand of the Oakland Airport has been approved, fart walking, and your texts!

Movies, things on TV, Shohei Ohtani’s interpreter is in big trouble, tax day is Monday, in New Jersey 54 percent of your money gets taxed away, and Vinnie reads your texts!

Being sick is a full body workout and it’s Vinnie’s birthday!

A poll asked people if they’ve used their phone while using the urinal!

Random signs that someone is officially old!

Your non-dominant hand is replaced by a robotic hand!

Chairgate, Winona’s daughter is always in trouble, Wynonna's daughter was flashing all the stuff, Jelly Roll told a story about Diddy, some fast facts, crime doesn’t pay, Vinnie reads your texts and we play a game!

 O.J. Simpson died, stuff on TV, we are fans of Megan Thee Stallion, the Dune 2 sex bucket, the food hall at IKEA is opening, Costco is selling gold bars, a poll asked people if they’ve used their phone while using the urinal, people trust Google more than their brain, and Vinnie reads your texts!

 Halle Berry had to skin a squirrel, Laruen Sanchez and Jeff Bezos were at a White House event, it’s National Pet Day, vote for the wackiest pet name, Mr. Beast is giving back, bronze street lights are being stolen, and random signs that someone is officially old!

Benson brings the boom,Melrose Place is coming back, Kristin Stewart’s Fiancée wished her a happy birthday, one of the biggest insurance companies in California won’t be renewing policies, NASA needs to figure out what time it is on the Moon, Dien has an opportunity to review a cruise, Google has been collecting incognito data, your non dominant hand is replaced by a robotic hand!

There’s a Pokémon event this weekend, a saying that’s not that popular, and Sarah’s game was messed up!

We discovered another thing!

A museum fired an employee for hanging up his own painting!

A way to process angry feelings!

The Billboard Hot 100, more on Morgan Wallen, the top things we enjoy, more on the ChatGPT date guy, Vinnie reads your texts, and we play a game!

Happy Birthday Anita, eye shadow means you’re old, Megan Thee Stallion is going to be on Family Feud, Gwen Stefani has a tractor, Mike Tyson is training around the clock, Gen Z thinks eye shadow makes you old, the grossest thing your partner does, and Vinnie reads your texts!

Jessica Alba is stepping down from The Honest Company, Lenny Kravitz is getting buff in some leather pants, Kit Harrington says his GOT spinoff has been shelved, a museum fired an employee for hanging up his own painting, there is a new version of Scrabble, and Vinnie reads your texts!

Ben Affleck’s daughter is now known as Fin, Zendaya is saying she’s going through her angsty teenage years, theJoker 2 trailer, PetSmart is giving out free coverup tattoos, a couple with the highest feet differential, a way to process angry feelings, and Vinnie reads your texts!

A guy used ChatGPT to find a wife!

A guy in Kentucky has admitted to attempting to fake his own death!

More students are choosing skilled trades over college!

 7 signs your kids are spoiled!

A Beach Boys documentary is coming, Morgan Wallen is in trouble, Billie Eilish is coming out with a new record, a guy is trying to get NASA to cover damages from space trash, Vinnie reads your texts and we play a game! 

Eddie Van Halen’s family had pizza at the hospital after he passed away, J Lo is in the news, congratulations to Beyoncé, Lady Gaga is dating Michael Polansky, the IKEA food hall is opening this week, a sausage company is trying to bring us together, a guy in Kentucky has admitted to attempting to fake his own death, a beer heist ring, and Vinnie reads your texts!

Big news for May the 4th, the prosecutors have responded to the motion to throw out Alec Baldwin’s charges, SFO is threatening legal action if Oakland Airport doesn’t stop their name change plans, more students are choosing skilled trades over college, and Vinnie reads your texts!

 An OnlyFans manager says that Britney Spears can make big bucks on the platform, Bianca Censori has her latest outfit ready to go, the eclipse, the best states to work from home, some fast facts, 7 signs your kid is spoiled, and Vinnie reads your texts!

It is rad to see Gwen doing her thing, Sarah isn’t interested in Hugh Jackman, and sacrificial stones for the sake of the sun!

Toilet rat is bad!

A guy almost got hit by a runaway saw blade!

Teenagers don’t need money!

Beyoncé made Levi’s a thing, Jelly Roll won all the awards, speech fasting, some fast facts, a poll on dating, it’s time to play a game!