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Late from the eclipse. Thinking about the eclipse too much and bothered by it so I had to taser him. Dissatisfied with the stay due to the eclipse. Getting dark again after the eclipse already happened. The moon and the … Continue reading →

Help me while I have the blindfold on. Somebody is taking a bag of garbage outside. The is a light on my computer that shows somebody smoking. Local street lingo blindfolded surprise. They are going to bring me with my … Continue reading →

Protocol for hiding from the FBI. Mint-free zone. Lump sum payment. The FBI owes me money. The name for the second floor is a mint-free zone. Permission to use mint flavor. Tell me the password for your phone. Tell me … Continue reading →

Screaming. Smell tracing. Pockets of weed. Honda or Hyundai. Do not disturb is accurate enough to set traps. Wanting to yell at people at the hotel. You cannot ignore Honda. Doing a burn-out in the parking lot. Devil number. Not … Continue reading →

Live on a Friday. Drinking dead man beer. I do not want to get you in trouble. Turn off those outlets. Blow a whistle inside. Hotel does not get into trouble with you. Borrow the phone number. Dealing with the … Continue reading →

Replaced with an electric toilet. Borrowed some headlights. It smells like an elevator here. This is an abandoned building. A place for buckets. Election buckets. Pee bottles. Drank water from the pool. Drinking mystery standing pan water. Eric bucket system … Continue reading →

Documenting other guests. Checked in wrong. Group toilet. Need a screen for the bowl. Permission to smash the window. People watching. 3-D printing a copy of your room key. Started to rain inside. Healing crystals for the man on the … Continue reading →

Thinking about fire extinguishers again. Somewhere to bleed a little bit. Found some keys and then lost them in the room and I have somebody else with me to do the fire extinguisher trick to find the keys in the … Continue reading →

Everything should be fine as long as you are watching. Getting passed on the right. Just need to delete a couple of your files to make it even. Trying to unlock some cars if you come with me. Having trouble … Continue reading →

Hired to track some guests. Gathering some information. Waiting for people. The point of intervention to intervene between the guests. Doing a search warrant on another guest. A supply order. Found some car keys in the parking lot. Oh Lord. … Continue reading →

There is a sharp dressed man outside. Trying to forget what happened there. Trying to do a strike-out at the hotel. The three strike policy. Nearest strike zone. Go on strike. Guest union. Found some keys in the parking lot. … Continue reading →

Bought some stuff from a guy in your parking lot and I do not like it and would like to return it to the man named Lysol. Street justice. Room rebate with parking lot purchase. Buying points out in the … Continue reading →

Research chemicals in the hotel room. Setup for a RPT for in the room. More research checmicals. Checking pills to see what they are. Beans and wheat rations for the season. Reinforcements theory to the second floor, whatever you can … Continue reading →

Convincing people to stay at this hotel. It was only doing a pop a tire. Day drinking or all the lights are off and I cannot see the light switch. Pop a tire or cut a brake line as a … Continue reading →

Bad at paying it forward. Found some car keys in the parking lot again but I gave them to somebody else and they did give me some money for them. Switching some ID’s. Checking some ID. Do not detain them. … Continue reading →

I left my Santa hat in your back yard. I seen a Santa creeping around the neighborhood. The ugly one was with you. I lost my belt in the backyard. Looking in your windows for Santa stuff. Found a set … Continue reading →

Nothing listed on my app for the store. Looking for scrap copper and good scrap garbages. I lost the ability to walk in a straight line so sometimes I have to move things around in the store. Have somebody ready … Continue reading →

We told them on the TV to come here and get stuff. My friend Tommy gave me some mushrooms. That is not my name as I remember it. Giving you some room numbers. I need to buy your keyboard. This … Continue reading →

Put names and pictures up on a billboard outside the hotel. Please go find a hot dog plate. I need a snack dish plate. I am guest services now. Looking for the like button or the thumbs up button. Buying … Continue reading →

Banned if too big. Not allowed to make fun of fat people. I am guest services. Out of arguing. The man in the room left a shoe behind. Bag inspection. Hotel takeover. Different people doing guest services. I bought the … Continue reading →

Doing a bribe at the front desk. Accepting tips at the front desk. The location where they pee. The rib sandwich is back. A lot of the big bagel boxes and food waste in the dumpster. Dumpster boxes. Found some … Continue reading →

Turn the lights off and on please. Found a warm spot in the hotel hallway. The girl upstairs is not real. I need to talk to the girl upstairs please. Popping breakers fee. Moving cars with found keys and we … Continue reading →

Connecting to the hotel after disabling an ad-blocker. Calling mom at the hotel. Take the furniture and chairs outside for shelter. Take chairs outside. Cooking fire outside the hotel. Food safety safe cooking fire. The front desk is like city … Continue reading →

Trying to set off a car alarm by kicking it and nobody is helping. Enforcing your rules only for you with your permission. Parking cars that belong to other people switching the cars all around over the long course of … Continue reading →

Approaching other customers in the store because they might be up to something for interrogations. Lock them in the cooler. Magic gas pumps. Handling unexplained things. Tell me how to talk to you and tell you. Seen some stuff you … Continue reading →

Rights and freedoms as a customer in the store. Using traveler checks. I need a name to put on the check for the traveler check. Being on vacation and not able to buy things. Sign the traveler check over to … Continue reading →

Bringing people that are just way too old. Parking based on physical things is messed up. Where ya at. Sit on a cactus and rotate. The smallest amount you got there. Fifty old people in your store. The stink of … Continue reading →

Stuff I can steal for free and put in my pockets. If it fits in my pocket, I can just have it. That mop came from my house. You stole my mop from my house to use at the store. … Continue reading →

Room check frequency. Not mad about being naked. I can hear them not washing their hands. I can hear the other guests using the bathroom wrong. Crawl space. You need to excite me and you need to shine. Trying to … Continue reading →

Contacting the pin master. Bringing too many batteries. A backpack full of batteries. Advanced notice and warning for bowling. Not knowing if you are allowed to come down there. Knowing when it is good. The type of touching allowed during … Continue reading →

Opening your door for people that say that they are the police. Writing a comic book in the room and I have a lot of equipment and I have a warehouse. Borrowing a chain for the door. Writing a comic … Continue reading →

Asking about the front desk schedule. This number has the devil in it. The room is secured and sealed for the peanut allergy. Blue bags at the front desk. Food eating schedule. Operating outside of normal business hours. Cheating and … Continue reading →

Trouble finding the hidden microphone. I need a French Braid in the hair. Make sure you don’t drop the soap. Single or multiple people showers. Washing each other like normal brother sister stuff in one shower. Help with getting the … Continue reading →

Required amount of people for the required amount of beds. Somebody coming under the table. Double transfer call. Dial this number for me because you are supposed to be the operator. Smoking and smoldering behind the bed. Checking cars for … Continue reading →

Allowed to give food away. Scraps, crumbs, and leavings. Bits and pieces. Trim bags for the dog. Flipping the switches for you. I want ketchup from the food line in the drink instead of the packets. Ordering for the company … Continue reading →

Testing out the new microphone. Not allowed to use reverse psychology on the staff. Accidentally saw an animal give birth. Animals after the exterminator are not in the food dumpster. The animals from the traps. Failed hangup call Caleb and … Continue reading →

Your food is getting stuck in my system everywhere. Eating with stomach problems. I want to order without paying for it. How to make a complaint at there, too much food. Stuck from cooking the rice wrong. Blood beast stuck … Continue reading →

Seven Eleven Day. Test subject. Seventy Six Day. Birthdays. Gifts. Gasoline samples out of the ground. Messing around with the fire extinguishers just for something to do. The trouble scale for fire extinguishers. I am a gasoline scientist. The wrong … Continue reading →

Fireworks that are allowed for today only because this is the day. Snake sparkler breads. The closeness allowed for a firework. Calling from the phone company direct dial to the room priority orange. A bad work order. They lied about … Continue reading →

Local Access TV. Vote for the room vote. Vehicle no longer passes emissions. The purpose of room phones. You have to tell me your room number. Special tips for the house people. The phone does not work and the name … Continue reading →

I just want to do my own thing. Dog bite from the hotel. Receiving not the middle finger pointed down from somebody else. I gave them the finger and flipped them off. Reporting a celebrity sighting. A percentage of a … Continue reading →

Bringing different people down there. Tell them to go easy on me. I do not know the words. It bothers me because I am stupid. I saw somebody stealing from the store and they said I would understand when I … Continue reading →

Bitten by a goose. Golf bags full of candy. Handing out candy in the parking lot. Candy to smooth things over. Giving away extra food. The food bag was folded badly. Growling animals outside. Expected drive-thru damages. Safe to feed … Continue reading →

Food requirements. Food machine. Things to be scared of down there. Feeling afraid. She said spooking. Much more scarier. Watch the training videos for new employees. Customer training video with cash deposit. Not sure about being worried. Laps around the … Continue reading →

I do not like these cars here. Drive differently. Heard of that one website. Just get a free one. Tell us what it was like yesterday. Ask about tomorrow today. Threaten customers with litigation. File charges on another customer. Breathe … Continue reading →

Discipline methods. The issue with listening. Ethics hotline on discipline. A fax mail. Face description. Attractive people hired at the store. Friendly policies. Use the bathroom outside and too many cameras. Flipping their switches for them. Children safety area. Front … Continue reading →

Child safety rating. Checking outside for child safety. I had to bash one of them. The parking lot situation and you had to bash them. Bad soap. You do not even check outside anymore. The guy just left. Feet kicking. … Continue reading →

Private secret shopping. Allowed to have a secret in the store. Keeping a secret that no one should know about. Somebody has a secret. Handling secrets. Secret process. Pay for my tab at the store. Settle up my store tab. … Continue reading →

Charge me twice for the buffet. Bring me food in the bathroom if you count it against me. Stay for the entire day at the buffet with your food and laptop. Too much food on the plate at the buffet. … Continue reading →

Special bathroom rules. Secret rules. Asking about losing the shoes in the store. Minimum amount of money required to enter the store. More secret rules for talking in the store. Not bothering anybody please let me know to do the … Continue reading →

Motorcycle police. Ate the roach because scared. Permission to smoke. Pay for your parking spot. Reservation space. The security man with the marker shirt. Providing a valuable service with a bad attitude. Somebody borrowed my car. Battery almost out of … Continue reading →

Baby blood. Biting games. Visible bite marks. Visible bruises. Lost toe. Child endangerment policy. Bite mark expert. Love everybody because required. Must be the hemp and salts. I do not want them to know that I know that they are … Continue reading →

The guests might be up to something. The smoke is not setting off the alarm. A good place to concentrate. A scale of privacy. Group toilet. The animals know something. Too much privacy for bathroom friends. Privacy phones. Sexy calls … Continue reading →

Paying extra on propose. Good at elevators. Expensive vehicle parking. Asking about eggs and coffee. Parking instructions, just transfer me please. Tent at the hotel because cheaper duh. Rates went up for reasons. Checkout time. Found lost keys custody battle. … Continue reading →

Getting stuck in line inside. Stuck in the bush. In-charge of hands in the toilet. Love your customers is weird. Pulled over in the drive-thru. Replace the food because of the accident. Your fault for eating and driving. Cold food … Continue reading →

Overnight bowling. Pinmaster safety hole. Stuck bowling. One day of shoe rental. Ball parking. Those pinsetters suck. Computer disk had a virus. The ball does not go. Toilet shoe. Bathroom attendant. Hands in the toilet. Canadian bowling ball. Stuck in … Continue reading →

Stuck at the bowling alley. Names to yell. Stuck in a safety hole. Not enough safety holes. Just regular stuck. Bowling alley map. Lane map. Bathroom map. Shoe pee and hands in the toilet. Lost bowling ball. Done with renting … Continue reading →

Shoe rental hostage urination situation. Arrestable behavior. Feet stomping. Bowler fighting area. Felony urination. Putting your family in the bowling alley. Just one shoe. Sock feet. Ball liquid. Phil Collins emergency. Pin chopping. Shoe grease. Two-handed gloves. Hermit crab claw … Continue reading →

Talking when I am talking. Getting repaid so scams are allowed. The ballroom. Putting your family somewhere. Family drop-off. Parking cars and directing traffic. More pens. Harmonica pens. Too cold to smoke outside. Harmonica smoke filter. Smoking pipe pen. Smoking … Continue reading →

You do not know me. In-charge of parking. Parking director. Listening outside the room. Lost the lid cap to the bottle. The government says you can smoke inside. Just one cigarette. Saw them doing just a little bit of cocaine. … Continue reading →

Pen fifteen membership club. Testify on my behalf. There is noises going on. Not on the roof. Just tell them you do not know. Keep hiding. Getting brought down to the front desk. Not evil. Harmonica. Chicken stole the harmonica … Continue reading →

Research chemicals. Messing with the fly on the pants. Pants thief accusation. Adult mode internet. Let them wait in the lobby and give them cash. No dancers in the lobby. Room key bribe. Talking and giving chemicals to other guests … Continue reading →

Doing dabs at people. Front desk length. Managers around the front desk. Front desk weight. Flat spot in the room. No gas coming out of the pump. Front desk weight. Karate policy. Flat spot. Dragonmere has a YouTube! Subscribe Now! … Continue reading →

Allowed to play football. An unknown man outside. Presence of a human. No weapons. Water pipe help. Setup games for bowling. Sports. Metal detecting and one shoe. BLP. Shower safe. No gasoline is coming out at all. The movie playing … Continue reading →

Still dressing as just one Santa. Substitute Santa. Rehab Santa doing adult Santa stuff. Too late for Santa stuff. Gifts for Santa. Sucking all the internet. Sneaky Santa. Harmonica playing Santa. Shoe is untied. Offensive hat wearing. Left-handed phone. Stuck … Continue reading →

Tell me when the Santa comes through. Alternate Santa. Hidden Santa. Gifts for the Santa. Impostor Santa. Dress like Santa. Naked underneath. Santa with violent tendencies. Rules for being Santa. You hang up. Telling people Santa is not real. Get … Continue reading →

Five responsible people. Five managers on duty. I am not with the government. A full break on five managers. It smells like crack. Check out the room. No right to search your pockets. Smells like crack. Doing math in your … Continue reading →

Squirrel room. Hidden nuts. Accidentally brought a squirrel. Maid key for the dog. Extra room key. You take this room key right now. The worm guy. Little guys. Looking for Mom. Guest transfer. I cannot do this. No brakes. Got … Continue reading →

Drug and alcohol room. Impersonating priests. Willing to lie for you. Get our stories straight. Change jobs. Nintendo or Sega hotel rules. Pillowcase full of games. Bent needles. Gasoline cans. Dragonmere has a YouTube! Subscribe Now! youtube.com/dragonmere List/Schedule of Live … Continue reading →

The day after Thanksgiving. Black friends day. Blackout day. Ham and free turkey scam. Just explain the turkey and ham. No store membership required. Government turkey and ham. Touching the meats together. Ham on top of the turkey or turkey … Continue reading →

Invited too many people. Not shouting weird things. Looking for guidance. The police looked at me. A free hit. Outstanding out standing farmer in his field. Handling fighting guests. People bring too much food. Bats are flying around. Just regular … Continue reading →

Everyone did not vote today. Yes hello. I just need to vote on anything. Harboring non-voters. Voting baby lizard. Getting footage of corn gnawing. Non-intimidating voters. Not scary voters. Voters do not intimidate me. Bad stats at the boating office. … Continue reading →

Wash all the Halloween stuff off the car. Car noises after the car wash. Car wash tunnel man. Fiddling with it. The guy under the hood. Somebody is always following me. Stop looking at me. Snake eyes. Dogs in the … Continue reading →

Halloween scaring policy. Trying to get with the ghosts. Blood types. Girl drugs. Women during Halloween. Take two if they offer it. Fake blood or real blood. Blood fee. Scaring children rules. Scare policy. Toilet paper the hotel doors. The … Continue reading →

Slap in the face witnesses. Hit in the face challenges for internet. Hit by a car challenge. The mini-van challenge. The light them on fire challenge. Echo call. Kitten juggling challenge. Scare the children challenge. Parking lot testing for lightning. … Continue reading →

Too many women drivers. Too many men around here. Have not seen a single lesbian. Tell me if I have have to leave. Old fingerprint burning light bulbs. Hot light bulbs for laundry. Cold light bulb. Elbow scrape from six months … Continue reading →

Just trying to cause trouble without being drunk. Recreating movie scenes in the room. Breaking the fourth wall. Door to door check make sure everything is okay. Smoking fee per cigarette. Room wrestling. Laughing taffy. Accidentally got a squirrel drunk. … Continue reading →

Gathering evidence at the bachelor party. A face to face conversation. Video evidence for sister rehab. Boogie man conspiracy. Clothing required for between rooms. Lost and found storage. Cover up the smell so Mom doesn’t smell it. Hide my stash … Continue reading →

Permission to prank. Keeping things found from the toilet. Toilet jerky. Fake drugs. Taking things in and out of the wallet after you handed it to them to pay for you meal. Napkins in the wallet. Smells good in here. Pretending … Continue reading →

Time boards. Volunteer hotel. Paying for sneaking into hotel rooms for the night. Looking through the cars in the parking lot. Making paste. Bury the payment in the grass. Rolling the windows up for the dog. Sorry for dealing drugs, … Continue reading →

Hotel nuclear option. Chatrooms. Not a security thing. Muscled into the room. Keep the line clear. Heard a strange noise. Bible knowledge and questions. Tricked with fish and bread. Bible versions. Book of Steve. Bible technical support. Hotel religion. Old … Continue reading →

Looking at me in the drive-thru. Tell what bit you. Bug bites. Bug insurance. Smart hotel room. Adventuring. People management. Talking rules. Person in charge of the room. Hitch-rooming. Using a spare bed in the room. A gander at a … Continue reading →

Bed jacking point. This is not my sister. Not my father. Mud from a dog paw. We are sorry. Alcohol and weed instructions. Other people can hear me when I am walking around. A totally different guinea pig. Losing custody. … Continue reading →

Losing things on purpose like phones. A weird book is in the room. Secret handshake and code words. Lost a shoe. Socks. Only feet. Being too loud in the room. Dog lettuce objections. Strange book in the room. Secret map. … Continue reading →

Practice rooms for training purposes only. We did a hole demo sample holes. Exposing themselves but they are attractive. Hot naked people. Horse hole. Hole next to the car for dog poop. Hotel contraband. Ketchup pieces. Come pick up your … Continue reading →

Nobody seems to know what they are doing down there, we can help. My hands smell like dogs. Doing America Stuff. One of my shoes is missing. Intentions. Treading on my rights. Fourth of July rules. It was the music. … Continue reading →

Language pass. Dog jobs. Animal jobs. A number of drive-thru windows. Sneak the food into my car. Skipping windows. In the trunk or on the hood is fine. Smash it up a bit. Music video. Cook selection. Watch an employee … Continue reading →

Guest interaction. Fake echo. Breakfast, parking, and putting babies away. Pee trouble. Hotel roommate. Trouble using the toilet. Plasma credits. Priest impersonation in the parking lot. It’s not a restaurant. No dog touching. Gas return echo. Hot dog man. Space man … Continue reading →

Leftover animal pieces. Looking for easy targets to poke fun. LSD animal pieces. Tell me your name and your problem. Just need to yell at somebody service. Good people to make fun of. Four people one toilet. You are doing … Continue reading →

Permission for ninja training kids. No stairs. Smell test outside of your place. Practice kicks. Heavy breathing without internet. Kids digging and hiding things no pictures allowed. Nighttime DNA altering lawn spray. Lemons for the kids. People are food mixing … Continue reading →

Giving camping permission. Disabled squirrels. Keep your squirrels out of my yard. Putting together a relay race. Animal races. Animal gambling. Animal pipes. Eating in bed. Laundry pipe. Handling restraining orders. Dragonmere has a YouTube! Subscribe Now! youtube.com/dragonmere List/Schedule of … Continue reading →

Hand out the candy location. Candy garbage. Blasting some golf balls. Threatened with a good time. Lost and abandoned. Breaking windows in abandoned places. Dead cat burial location. Synthetic ice. Bringing the cars through. Hotel gifts from other guests. Parking … Continue reading →

Lightning rod. Bonus points. Contact lens help. Bring me to my car because I cannot see. Rooms for officers. Valid room refund for not getting laid. Extra door part things. Sink pee. Reasons for assigned rooms. I cannot accept that. … Continue reading →

Accidentally giving permission to clean your carpets. Accidentally giving permission to use your yard. Permission to rewire the whole house. Nothing is labeled. Borrow your car to deliver the paper. You have to help deliver some of these packages. Touching … Continue reading →

Toilets will not clog. Neither wanted to. Scared of you. Please have them hold you back. Attempted flat tire. The fear inside. Divert your eyes from me. Guest request. Park next to you please. Assigned parking. Block everybody online. Spaghetti … Continue reading →

Plasma credits. Using your driveway for the blood drive. Put trash out early. Trash exchange. High at work. We are all neighbors. Smoke for me please. Better science. Pictures of trash. Knocking on doors. Roof golf balls. Sync with the … Continue reading →

RIP Gilbert Gottfried. Don’t listen to me. Tend to your mother. Stop listening to me. Smoking and pumping gas. Loner car. Dog magic and dog miracles. Car cleaner. Sink is the only urinal. Distraction service. VIP dogs. Dog party. Dragonmere … Continue reading →

Problem with the front desk. Knocking on doors. Run it through the parking lot quick. Fingers. Cutting loose in the parking lot. Smash it up. Misplaced cactus. Towing practice. Parking lot lawyer. Lot prosecutor. Should have stayed at the other … Continue reading →

Hit by the car. Installing speed bumps. Talk. Dramatic performance. Rutting season. Cigarette colors. Cigarette calories. Cigarette weight. One hundred cigarettes. Defective gas cigarette. Cigarette dipping. Cigarettes are really bad for you. Electric syrup. Used gas. Scary music. Deaf man … Continue reading →