Elis James and John Robins on Radio X Podcast

Hello Elis and John fans! If you want more Elis in your life then you should subscribe to The Socially Distant Sports Bar with Elis, Mike Bubbins and Steff Garrero. Three men trying to talk about sports. Three men who get distracted by everything. Three men who think a sports podcast should contain frequent references to Kimbo Slice, Erasure and Bobby Davro. Give it a listen now and join the bar on Twitter, Insta and Facebook via @distantpod

Hello podcast listener. If you're a fan of Elis and John then we think you'll enjoy another podcast, Early Work with Rhys James. Stand-up, panel show regular and the only comedian with a podcast, Early Work sees Rhys and guests reliving some of their most cringeworthy childhood and teenage attempts at creativity. Search Early Work where you get your podcasts and find Rhys on Instagram and Twitter @rhysjamesy for more about the podcast.

This January, Radio X are launching a whole host of new comedy podcasts. In this bonus episode you’ll hear a snippet from each one. If you like what you hear - make sure you hit subscribe! Funny How? with Matt Morgan: https://www.radiox.co.uk/radio/podcasts/funny-how-with-matt-morgan/ That’s A First: https://www.radiox.co.uk/radio/podcasts/thats-a-first/ Early Work with Rhys James: https://www.radiox.co.uk/radio/podcasts/early-work-with-rhys-james/ Job's A Good’un with Chris Washington: https://www.radiox.co.uk/radio/podcasts/jobs-a-good-un-with-chris-washington/ A Thin Layer of Film: https://www.radiox.co.uk/radio/podcasts/thin-layer-of-film-with-heidi-regan/ Class Dismissed! with Tom Houghton: https://www.radiox.co.uk/radio/podcasts/class-dismissed-with-tom-houghton/

The Kings are dead. Long live the Kings.

There you have it. 5 years, 264 shows (proper), many laughs, some tears and an almost unacceptable quantity of shame. The lads bid farewell to Radio X in fine fashion. Expect montages, familiar voices and the cynical inclusion of emotional heft. Thank you to all PCD's, casual listeners and contributors great and small. Live your best life, keep it Radio X and most importantly of all: Keep it session. Lovely stuff.

Classic Dog-mess anecdote revisited, John's bodily functions feature heavily and we reopen the Wackaging file! PLUS! Humblebrags, Papers reviewed light-heartedly and a ShameWell! The staples to any healthy Podcast. Remember, you can get in touch on Saturday@radiox.co.uk (if you’re on e-mail. You’ve simply got to be on e-mail), and you can tune in across the UK every Saturday from 1pm til 4pm! Keep it session. Keep it Radio X. saturday@radiox.co.uk https://elisandjohnmerch.com/

"Pullman's won it... go away." Elis needs a new car and John may or may not have a secret child, more on that as we get it. Tastes to be ticked, hypothetical stag dos to plan and papers to be read light-heartedly. This Podcast has it all. BIG FUN. Remember, you can get in touch on Saturday@radiox.co.uk (if you’re on e-mail. You’ve simply got to be on e-mail), and you can tune in across the UK every Saturday from 1pm til 4pm! Keep it session. Keep it Radio X. saturday@radiox.co.uk https://elisandjohnmerch.com/

You have no idea how high John can fly. Today, we answer the questions, what do you get for the man that has everything, how many Blue Tits do Elis & John weigh and what exactly is John Kennedy doing in that tree. Remember, you can get in touch on Saturday@radiox.co.uk (if you’re on e-mail. You’ve simply got to be on e-mail), and you can tune in across the UK every Saturday from 1pm til 4pm! Keep it session. Keep it Radio X. saturday@radiox.co.uk https://elisandjohnmerch.com/

Elis was definitely feeling as young and hip as ever this week, and John simply couldn’t get more charitable. Plus the boys made a discovery about everyone’s favourite forgotten Californian hard-rock-nu-metal group. https://uk.virginmoneygiving.com/DementiaRevolution Remember, you can get in touch on Saturday@radiox.co.uk (if you’re on e-mail. You’ve simply got to be on e-mail), and you can tune in across the UK every Saturday from 1pm til 4pm! Keep it session. Keep it Radio X. saturday@radiox.co.uk https://elisandjohnmerch.com/

How do you get through a three hour show on barely any sleep? Well if you’re Elis you have four coffees before 1pm. Spoiler alert, it all gets a bit silly. An informative show this week, with the guys getting to the bottom of what really is ‘cool’ and clearing up any misconceptions of what to expect from a breastfeeding café (no paninis?!) Remember, you can get in touch on Saturday@radiox.co.uk (if you’re on e-mail. You’ve simply got to be on e-mail), and you can tune in across the UK every Saturday from 1pm til 4pm! Keep it session. Keep it Radio X. saturday@radiox.co.uk https://elisandjohnmerch.com/

If you stand still with a shark, you’ll die. That’s just one of Elis’ hot-takes from today. Meanwhile - Johnny JR Robins brings you some rather BIG NEWS! Plus more Hypothetical challenges, a naked Shame Well, some over-personal questions and a Middle of The Road Made Up Game! Remember, you can get in touch on Saturday@radiox.co.uk (if you’re on e-mail. You’ve simply got to be on e-mail), and you can tune in across the UK every Saturday from 1pm til 4pm! Keep it session. Keep it Radio X. saturday@radiox.co.uk https://elisandjohnmerch.com/

Elis loves his children. John shouts “revealeth” at pubs. What a pair of legends. For those of you concerned that The Light-Hearted Paper Review has never featured a “central heating special” – consider your prayers answered. There’s also some classic Humblebrags, a sexy Shame Well, a return of John’s Gig Diaries and some FREE #CONTENT! Remember, you can get in touch on Saturday@radiox.co.uk (if you’re on e-mail. You’ve simply got to be on e-mail), and you can tune in across the UK every Saturday from 1pm til 4pm! Keep it session. Keep it Radio X. saturday@radiox.co.uk https://elisandjohnmerch.com/

The Band is back together. Elis has returned with news of what he’s been up to, mainly being a father (again). John’s had an issue with his iPhone. We all must bear our own cross. 2 exciting competitions, one to win tech prizes and one to name Elis' son. We also ask the question, what do you do with a surfeit of breastmilk? All this PLUS a Shamewell that will make you walk to Lancaster. Remember, you can get in touch on Saturday@radiox.co.uk (if you’re on e-mail. You’ve simply got to be on e-mail), and you can tune in across the UK every Saturday from 1pm til 4pm! Keep it session. Keep it Radio X. saturday@radiox.co.uk https://elisandjohnmerch.com/

In 255 episodes, have you heard John Robins do an impression of a Dalek? The wait is over. Tim Key played another blinder as he deputised for Elis. There were accusations, challenges, interruptions and pauses. Lovely stuff. All this plus a Somerville Shame Well, a LONG and ghastly Humblebrag and a tasty Made Up Game! Remember, you can get in touch on Saturday@radiox.co.uk (if you’re on e-mail. You’ve simply got to be on e-mail), and you can tune in across the UK every Saturday from 1pm til 4pm! Keep it session. Keep it Radio X. saturday@radiox.co.uk https://elisandjohnmerch.com/

Following some big news from Elis, a super-sub wonder kid was required to step in. Enter: Tim Key. Who knows, some of you might even recognise his voice from LONG ago?? It was a brilliant show as Robins threw open the Weirdness Amnesty once again and Tim went to Rymans. As well as all this, there was a welcome return for a Classic Made Up Game, a sporadic Potato Potato, an unconscious Shame Well and an impromptu Birthday Game! Remember, you can get in touch on Saturday@radiox.co.uk (if you’re on e-mail. You’ve simply got to be on e-mail), and you can tune in across the UK every Saturday from 1pm til 4pm! Keep it session. Keep it Radio X. saturday@radiox.co.uk https://elisandjohnmerch.com/

It was a rather bumsentric show today but don’t let that deter you! It’s full to the brim with John and Elis classics. Clarkson declares war on modern day music and Catfish & the Bottom-men in the paper review, friendships are ruined in the Shamewell and the guys take on another of your made up games. Remember, you can get in touch on Saturday@radiox.co.uk (if you’re on e-mail. You’ve simply got to be on e-mail), and you can tune in across the UK every Saturday from 1pm til 4pm! Keep it session. Keep it Radio X. saturday@radiox.co.uk https://elisandjohnmerch.com/

John can’t stop making soup…. It was a very ratty Robins today, but at least he’s not had any nicotine this year. Why on earth did Elis choose this week to argue with him about Queen??? Still, a smashing show full of gut-wrenching Humblebrags, a stomach-churning Shame Well and an absolute hammer of a Made Up Game! Remember, you can get in touch on Saturday@radiox.co.uk (if you’re on e-mail. You’ve simply got to be on e-mail), and you can tune in across the UK every Saturday from 1pm til 4pm! Keep it session. Keep it Radio X. saturday@radiox.co.uk https://elisandjohnmerch.com/

It’s that time of year again! The festive period means a Best Of show – but don’t worry, there’s plenty of new riffs too, plus a very giddy intro, and John’s ULTIMATE TUBE QUESTION. Get this all up in your ears. Happy New Year to all you legends! Remember, you can get in touch on Saturday@radiox.co.uk (if you’re on e-mail. You’ve simply got to be on e-mail), and you can tune in across the UK every Saturday from 1pm til 4pm! Keep it session. Keep it Radio X. saturday@radiox.co.uk https://elisandjohnmerch.com/

No Elis today, but John discussed the typical Christmas topics; mirrors, toilet breaks, political trees, and photos of gentlemen’s agreements. Remember, you can get in touch on Saturday@radiox.co.uk (if you’re on e-mail. You’ve simply got to be on e-mail), and you can tune in across the UK every Saturday from 1pm til 4pm! Keep it session. Keep it Radio X. saturday@radiox.co.uk https://elisandjohnmerch.com/

Well there you have it hammer legends. 250 solid gold episodes from Elis & John. The occasion was marked with a stonking live show in London’s Comedy Store! 400 legends took their seats and the live vibe took flight. Majestic. Expect guests, games, shame (obviously), celebration and a generous slice of The Lovely Robin. Lovely stuff. Remember, you can get in touch on Saturday@radiox.co.uk (if you’re on e-mail. You’ve simply got to be on e-mail), and you can tune in across the UK every Saturday from 1pm til 4pm! Keep it session. Keep it Radio X. saturday@radiox.co.uk https://elisandjohnmerch.com/

If Elis says he was working, then he was working ok? Also, if John wants to challenge a listener on whether or not they’re breaking the law; that’s fine too. It was a banger of a show this week, full of festive silliness and anticipation for the big 250! There was a dash of shame, a measure of Humblebrags and a tidy portion of the Paper Review too! Remember, you can get in touch on Saturday@radiox.co.uk (if you’re on e-mail. You’ve simply got to be on e-mail), and you can tune in across the UK every Saturday from 1pm til 4pm! Keep it session. Keep it Radio X. saturday@radiox.co.uk https://elisandjohnmerch.com/

John’s going to be shameful, Elis is going to be sexy. These are facts and they are constant. This week, the lads explored “Sportz Chat” and compared puberty cakes. There was a toilet-related Shame Well, a well-funded Welsh Word of The Week and a return to the wonder that is the “Rush Hour Crush”. Remember, you can get in touch on Saturday@radiox.co.uk (if you’re on e-mail. You’ve simply got to be on e-mail), and you can tune in across the UK every Saturday from 1pm til 4pm! Keep it session. Keep it Radio X. You can see Elis & John on their book tour! Go to http://www.elisandjohn.com for more details! saturday@radiox.co.uk https://elisandjohnmerch.com/

A slightly different vibe to the podcast this week as heroic, brave, valiant John ‘Courage’ Robins battled through a mild cold to broadcast to the nation – aided and abetted by his friend/surrogate son Eis. The boys asked for your tales of overcoming relationship obstacles, Ticked Off a variety of Tastes, learnt about chips, and outlined the pros and cons of a 17 degree temperature. Remember, you can get in touch on Saturday@radiox.co.uk (if you’re on e-mail. You’ve simply got to be on e-mail), and you can tune in across the UK every Saturday from 1pm til 4pm! Keep it session. Keep it Radio X. You can see Elis & John on their book tour! Go to http://www.elisandjohn.com for more details! saturday@radiox.co.uk https://elisandjohnmerch.com/

Welcome legends, packed show today, Prod Vin is back from his trip to Sri Lanka, but who did he go with?! We learn what 2 reasons Clarkson would bring back the death penalty for and what gift John got a past love interest. All this plus the Humblebrags, a made up game and a Shamewell to rival the SatNav shame! Remember, you can get in touch on Saturday@radiox.co.uk (if you’re on e-mail. You’ve simply got to be on e-mail), and you can tune in across the UK every Saturday from 1pm til 4pm! Keep it session. Keep it Radio X. You can see Elis & John on their book tour! Go to http://www.elisandjohn.com for more details! saturday@radiox.co.uk https://elisandjohnmerch.com/

It only every takes a couple of ‘madness tweaks’ to get an Elis & John podcast up and running. This week the lads discuss what to do when your Mother / Mother-in-law sees you naked, John’s on and off relationship with the law, Elis’ hair and a certain internet-based game show on a digital TV channel. All this plus the Humblebrags, a tangy taste and a game about temperature! Remember, you can get in touch on Saturday@radiox.co.uk (if you’re on e-mail. You’ve simply got to be on e-mail), and you can tune in across the UK every Saturday from 1pm til 4pm! Keep it session. Keep it Radio X. You can see Elis & John on their book tour! Go to http://www.elisandjohn.com for more details! saturday@radiox.co.uk https://elisandjohnmerch.com/

Welcome to Episode 244, Hammer Legends! What an episode it is, if you normally listen on your Monday morning commute you’re going to want to get this in your ears ASAP. For #Content reasons and a huge announcement relating to our 250th show! Also on the show, you’ll get 2 dollops of Clarkson, find out Elis’ hot take on films and always and forever remember, ‘Cool guys get it wrong’. All this plus the Humblebrags, Tastes to tick off and the longest ever Made Up Game! Remember, you can get in touch on Saturday@radiox.co.uk (if you’re on e-mail. You’ve simply got to be on e-mail), and you can tune in across the UK every Saturday from 1pm til 4pm! Keep it Session. Keep it Radio X. You can see Elis & John on their book tour! Go to http://www.elisandjohn.com for more details! saturday@radiox.co.uk https://elisandjohnmerch.com/

One thing should be noted about Elis James and John Robins, they don't forget where they came from. After an incredible show at the Hammersmith Apollo the night before, the boys return to the comfort of the Radio X Studio and it's a very special day indeed, its sexy and relevant, Elis' birthday! This podcast is essentially his party, so strap on your party hat, grab yourself a nice ale and don't forget to pick up your party bag on your way out. Entertainment at the party includes John's gift to Elis, a brilliant Shamewell and Intern Trav getting up close to a certain welshman's thigh. All this plus the Humblebrags, your Welsh Word of the Week and a couple of tastes to tick off! Remember, you can get in touch on Saturday@radiox.co.uk (if you’re on e-mail. You’ve got to be on e-mail), and you can tune in across the UK every Saturday from 1pm til 4pm! Keep it session. Keep it Radio X. You can see Elis & John on their book tour! Go to http://www.elisandjohn.com for more details! Saturday@radiox.co.uk https://elisandjohnmerch.com/

How do you feel about wee at a student party? Is it a grey area? Let Elis & John lead the way! Now that the Holy Vible Tour is up and running, the lads ducked out to resume their unproducable once again. You’ll find out what Elis thinks of Halloween and what he’d dress up as if he HAD to, find out whether John has ever kissed a belly and hear a drunken/theft based Shamewell. All this plus the Humblebrags, a Made Up Game and a couple of tastes to tick off! Remember, you can get in touch on Saturday@radiox.co.uk (if you’re on e-mail. You’ve got to be on e-mail), and you can tune in across the UK every Saturday from 1pm til 4pm! Keep it session. Keep it Radio X. You can see Elis & John on their book tour! Go to http://www.elisandjohn.com for more details! saturday@radiox.co.uk https://elisandjohnmerch.com/

As far as Elis James is concerned – all knives and forks are the same. Why argue? On the cusp of heading out on the Holy Vible road, Elis & John put in a cracking performance this week. You can expect slightly more Queen than usual, a Welsh discussion about mince or mints, a sour (angry) taste and a bit of unwanted wee. Remember, you can get in touch on Saturday@radiox.co.uk (if you’re on e-mail. You’ve got to be on e-mail), and you can tune in across the UK every Saturday from 1pm til 4pm! Keep it session. Keep it Radio X. You can see Elis & John on their book tour! Go to http://www.elisandjohn.com for more details! saturday@radiox.co.uk https://elisandjohnmerch.com/

Another week, another example of John making himself sick with worry. What on earth was his full time GF up to? Find out! Plus, find out why Elis was happy to pick up the bill, but ended up wishing he hadn’t. There’s all that plus a very important date in John’s gig diary, some shock shame, Elis on the TV and a lengthy Potato Potato! Remember, you can get in touch on Saturday@radiox.co.uk (if you’re on e-mail. You’ve got to be on e-mail), and you can tune in across the UK every Saturday from 1pm til 4pm! Keep it session. Keep it Radio X. You can see Elis & John on their book tour! Go to http://www.elisandjohn.com for more details! saturday@radiox.co.uk https://elisandjohnmerch.com/

PCDs, here’s what you will learn from this week’s audio hammer… what fascinating* item did John find in the studio? What’s the correct age to show your child the film, ‘The Fly’? Plus how long can the boys plank for, while rapping the lyrics to Sugar Hill Gang’s seminal hit ‘Rapper’s Delight’? *Not fascinating All that PLUS Humblebrags, John’s Gig Diary and Elis’ Light Hearted Paper Review! Remember, you can get in touch on Saturday@radiox.co.uk (if you’re on e-mail. You’ve got to be on e-mail), and you can tune in across the UK every Saturday from 1pm til 4pm! Keep it session. Keep it Radio X. You can see Elis & John on their book tour! Go to http://www.elisandjohn.com for more details! saturday@radiox.co.uk https://elisandjohnmerch.com/

John was transfixed by the Ryder Cup this week, but that didn’t stop him and Elis from delivering some truly narcissistic radio. Expect Clarkson news, sexy Led Zeppelin, a Bridget Jones-esque Shame Well, and plenty more. Remember, you can get in touch on Saturday@radiox.co.uk (if you’re on e-mail. You’ve got to be on e-mail), and you can tune in across the UK every Saturday from 1pm til 4pm! Keep it session. Keep it Radio X. You can see Elis & John on their book tour! Go to http://www.elisandjohn.com for more details! saturday@radiox.co.uk https://elisandjohnmerch.com/

John quotes Morgan Freeman and Elis makes Bolognese weirdly. It was an absolute hammer show today! Catch up on John’s holiday, experience some explosive shame, reminisce about 1990’s advertising, get heavily into a particularly intense gig diary and prepare for an overuse of the phonetic alphabet. Remember, you can get in touch on Saturday@radiox.co.uk (if you’re on e-mail. You’ve got to be on e-mail), and you can tune in across the UK every Saturday from 1pm til 4pm! Keep it session. Keep it Radio X. You can see Elis & John on their book tour! Go to http://www.elisandjohn.com for more details! saturday@radiox.co.uk https://elisandjohnmerch.com/

Robins was sick. Elis spoke Welsh. The Studio was dark. A classic show this week, featuring a taste, some shame, an exhibition Potato Potato match and Robins behaving over-competitively in the Made Up Game. There was also a Welsh Word of The Week, some Gig Diary action & a run down of the soon to be “Holy Vible Tour”! Remember, you can get in touch on Saturday@radiox.co.uk (if you’re on e-mail. You’ve got to be on e-mail), and you can tune in across the UK every Saturday from 1pm til 4pm! Keep it session. Keep it Radio X. You can see Elis & John on their book tour! Go to http://www.elisandjohn.com for more details! saturday@radiox.co.uk https://elisandjohnmerch.com/

A very silly show this week! All fuelled by Elis having 3 hours sleep and John eating too many sweets. Find out why John is dishonest, what fried egg crisps taste like and why Elis’ name is Elis; not Mark. All this plus a Shamewell (very close to home this week), a stonking Made Up Game & even more Queen chat than usual! Remember, you can get in touch on Saturday@radiox.co.uk (if you’re on e-mail. You’ve got to be on e-mail), and you can tune in across the UK every Saturday from 1pm til 4pm! Keep it session. Keep it Radio X. You can see Elis & John on their book tour! Go to http://www.elisandjohn.com for more details! saturday@radiox.co.uk https://elisandjohnmerch.com/

Well, it’s been about 3 weeks since all the gang have been back together on the Saturday show, they certainly made up for their absence with a belter today. John’s blood runs red with tomato juice, Elis struggles with words and nobody can believe that Rory Delap stat! All that, PLUS usual favourites, Humblebrag of the Week, Shame Well and Tick off a Taste! Remember, you can get in touch on Saturday@radiox.co.uk (if you’re on e-mail. You’ve got to be on e-mail), and you can tune in across the UK every Saturday from 1pm til 4pm! Keep it session. Keep it Radio X. You can see Elis & John on tour! Go to http://www.elisandjohn.com for more details! saturday@radiox.co.uk https://elisandjohnmerch.com/

Comedian and author James Acaster joined John this week as Elis was away. James was grilled in #AskAcaster about tooth-brushing, Korn, Asian cuisine and Greg Rusedski's shirts. James also brought us another Classic Scrape - and no, he won't DJ your wedding. There were also two new Tastes to be Ticked Off, an extra special Keep It Session Session (featuring the lovely Robin), and bear with the boys for this week's Made Up Game. Remember, you can get in touch on Saturday@radiox.co.uk (if you’re on e-mail. You’ve got to be on e-mail), and you can tune in across the UK every Saturday from 1pm til 4pm! Keep it session. Keep it Radio X. You can see Elis & John on tour! Go to http://www.elisandjohn.com for more details! saturday@radiox.co.uk https://elisandjohnmerch.com/ James' KISS choices: David Thomas Broughton Wei Zhongle Selebeyone TRIM Joana Gomila

John has been the sole captain of Drive this week, Elis has been climbing mountains in Wales and the like BUT even though it’s half the team that doesn’t mean it’s been half the fun! Expect tales of Rucksacks, John lets us in on some of his patented wisdom and we ask the question, “what’s the weirdest thing you’ve seen someone drink, in the wild?” All that plus regular favourites, Humble Brag, Shame Well and Tick off a Taste! Remember, you can get in touch on Saturday@radiox.co.uk (if you’re on e-mail. You’ve got to be on e-mail), and you can tune in across the UK every Saturday from 1pm til 4pm! Keep it session. Keep it Radio X. You can see Elis & John on tour! Go to http://www.elisandjohn.com for more details! saturday@radiox.co.uk https://elisandjohnmerch.com/

With Elis away, comedian and writer Matthew Crosby stood in for this week’s podcast. John and Matthew go over the numerous and somewhat obscure improv warm up games, John takes us through his dream line-up for Defeat Festival and Matthew mentions his must see acts at the Edinburgh Fringe this year. All this plus John’s Gig Diary, Made Up Games and the Light-Hearted Paper Review! Remember, you can get in touch on Saturday@radiox.co.uk (if you’re on e-mail. You’ve got to be on e-mail), and you can tune in across the UK every Saturday from 1pm til 4pm! Keep it session. Keep it Radio X. You can see Elis & John on tour! Go to http://www.elisandjohn.com for more details! saturday@radiox.co.uk https://elisandjohnmerch.com/

After learning Elis has very few life skills, the team line up a lesson for him in juggling. Meanwhile, John returns with a hilarious Shame Well and Elis asks, "what would you do with a gift of £5000?" Remember, you can get in touch on Saturday@radiox.co.uk (if you’re on e-mail. You’ve got to be on e-mail), and you can tune in across the UK every Saturday from 1pm til 4pm! Keep it session. Keep it Radio X. You can see Elis & John on tour! Go to http://www.elisandjohn.com for more details!

It was a back to business as usual master class today: A happy return to an air-conditioned studio where the vibe was free to flow without weather dependency. Expect (very) tight shorts, boiling shame, repulsive Humblebrags and a return to John’s Gig Diaries. Remember, you can get in touch on Saturday@radiox.co.uk (if you’re on e-mail. You’ve got to be on e-mail), and you can tune in across the UK every Saturday from 1pm til 4pm! Keep it session. Keep it Radio X. You can see Elis & John on tour! Go to http://www.elisandjohn.com for more details! saturday@radiox.co.uk https://elisandjohnmerch.com/

They’ve conquered the airwaves of commercial digital indie radio and now they’ve travelled north to deepest Cumbria to broadcast live from the Strongbow Yard at Kendal Calling. Elis and John have festival themed Humblebrags, deep unquestionable Shamewells, made up games and more. Remember, you can get in touch on Saturday@radiox.co.uk (if you’re on e-mail. You’ve got to be on e-mail), and you can tune in across the UK every Saturday from 1pm til 4pm! Keep it session. Keep it Radio X. You can see Elis & John on tour! Go to http://www.elisandjohn.com for more details! saturday@radiox.co.uk https://elisandjohnmerch.com/

GUYS! Get your Festival Shamewells & Festival Made Up Games in to Saturday@radiox.co.uk because next week, the vibe will be coming at you LIVE from Kendall Calling Festival! It was a cracking show today, a lot of which featured John wearing his swimming trunks and little else. There were Humblebrags, plenty of shame, a gig diary entry & a quallo made up game! Remember, you can get in touch on Saturday@radiox.co.uk (if you’re on e-mail. You’ve got to be on e-mail), and you can tune in across the UK every Saturday from 1pm til 4pm! Keep it session. Keep it Radio X. You can see Elis & John on tour! Go to http://www.elisandjohn.com for more details! saturday@radiox.co.uk https://elisandjohnmerch.com/

John is a project. Due to his new digital television quiz hosting duties, he is being styled by his own personal stylist Suzie. It’s basically Queer Eye for the commercial digital indie radio guy. Elsewhere, Elis riles John with some automobile upkeep news in the Light-Hearted Paper Review, and John talks us through his Scrabble strategies. Remember, you can get in touch on Saturday@radiox.co.uk (if you’re on e-mail. You’ve got to be on e-mail), and you can tune in across the UK every Saturday from 1pm til 4pm! Keep it session. Keep it Radio X. You can see Elis & John on tour! Go to http://www.elisandjohn.com for more details! saturday@radiox.co.uk https://elisandjohnmerch.com/

What a week as the boys covered Drive. This podcast will oscillate wildly, just like the mood of (most of) the nation (England), but luckily Elis & John kept a steady hand on the tiller. Enjoy. Then feel upset. Then feel a vague touch of optimism and pride, dampened by a crushing sense of familiarity. Happy podcasting! Oh, and there’s Humble Brags, Googling The Travel, Shame Wells and the usual stuff too. It’ll all be fine, despite of factors! Keep it session. Keep it Radio X. Love you. Remember, you can get in touch on Saturday@radiox.co.uk (if you’re on e-mail. You’ve got to be on e-mail), and you can tune in across the UK every Saturday from 1pm til 4pm! Keep it session. Keep it Radio X. You can see Elis & John on tour! Go to http://www.elisandjohn.com for more details! saturday@radiox.co.uk https://elisandjohnmerch.com/

Sometimes, John wants to put out his eyes. Other times he’s just lobbying Elis to say YES. It was a show that critics may have called “distracted” given the football vibes moving through the studio – but there wasn’t one moment where the badinage was in question. You can still expect Humblebrags, John’s gig diaries and almost a third of the show dedicated to something that was definitely NOTHING to do with FIFA. Remember, you can get in touch on Saturday@radiox.co.uk (if you’re on e-mail. You’ve got to be on e-mail), and you can tune in across the UK every Saturday from 1pm til 4pm! Keep it session. Keep it Radio X. You can see Elis & John on tour! Go to http://www.elisandjohn.com for more details! saturday@radiox.co.uk https://elisandjohnmerch.com/ Also – take a look at these >>> https://www.nhs.uk/conditions/stress-anxiety-depression/mental-health-helplines/ https://www.counselling-directory.org.uk

“We work together, we love each other” – Elis James & John Robins, 30th June 2018, 2.52pm. There’s lots of affection today with things returning to business as usual after a week of drive. John tells Elis about his favourite new show and Elis continues to let himself down when it comes to quick-thinking games. All this plus the Humblebrags, some unavoidable shame and some BBQ-ending lust. Remember, you can get in touch on Saturday@radiox.co.uk (if you’re on e-mail. You’ve got to be on e-mail), and you can tune in across the UK every Saturday from 1pm til 4pm! Keep it session. Keep it Radio X. You can see Elis & John on tour! Go to http://www.elisandjohn.com for more details! saturday@radiox.co.uk https://elisandjohnmerch.com/

Elis and John were reunited to complete another stunning week of Drive cover. Expect tshirt tout riffs, petrol station riffs, festival riffs, bathroom riffs, and plenty more. PLUS a Weirdness Amnesty - everyone's welcome. Remember, you can get in touch on Saturday@radiox.co.uk (if you’re on e-mail. You’ve got to be on e-mail), and you can tune in across the UK every Saturday from 1pm til 4pm! Keep it session. Keep it Radio X.

Another Bonus Podcast for you lucky lot! Elis & John are sitting in on Drive again this week, keeping the Vaughan flame alive. But John’s gone and booked himself an ‘oliday – so Elis spent Monday & Tuesday in the very capable hands of Johnny Vaughan stalwarts Gavin Woods and Sunta Templeton. Here are the best bits. Expect Spice Girls, lumberjacks, halloumi, paying children and plenty more. John’s back on Wednesday – come and LISTEN LIVE from 4pm on Wednesday, Thursday and Friday! Remember, you can get in touch on Saturday@radiox.co.uk (if you’re on e-mail. You’ve got to be on e-mail), and you can tune in across the UK every Saturday from 1pm til 4pm! Keep it session. Keep it Radio X.

Yes you read that right: Bum Wine. It’ll all become clear (but it’s still disgusting). John is off on holiday for a bit, but don’t worry – he’s being totally cool about it. Elis is going glamping because he hates camping. There’s a Wackaging update, some emails, a party shame and a swift Made Up Game! Remember, you can get in touch on Saturday@radiox.co.uk (if you’re on e-mail. You’ve got to be on e-mail), and you can tune in across the UK every Saturday from 1pm til 4pm! Keep it session. Keep it Radio X. You can see Elis & John on tour! Go to http://www.elisandjohn.com for more details! saturday@radiox.co.uk https://elisandjohnmerch.com/

Sure, John makes mistakes – we all do! Although, you’d better believe they were catastrophic life mistakes and almost never administrative ones. Elis meets his heroes and then he gets sad and angry. In this weeks podcast there’s a King Lear misquote, sandwich shame, the plant of the week and a review of deep-cut Queen lyrics. All this plus the Humblebrags, emails and Prod V’s travel anecdotes. Remember, you can get in touch on Saturday@radiox.co.uk (if you’re on e-mail. You’ve got to be on e-mail), and you can tune in across the UK every Saturday from 1pm til 4pm! Keep it session. Keep it Radio X. You can see Elis & John on tour! Go to http://www.elisandjohn.com for more details! saturday@radiox.co.uk https://elisandjohnmerch.com/

Ever wondered how to sleep in a room infested with midges? Of course you have! Well look no further as the lads are full of top-notch knowledge! There’s another glimpse into a 23 year old Robins psyche with John’s Gig Diary and Twitter passes judgement on ‘who’s the coolest?’ Remember, you can get in touch on Saturday@radiox.co.uk (if you’re on e-mail. You’ve got to be on e-mail), and you can tune in across the UK every Saturday from 1pm til 4pm! Keep it session. Keep it Radio X. You can see Elis & John on tour! Go to http://www.elisandjohn.com for more details! saturday@radiox.co.uk https://elisandjohnmerch.com/

Episode 222 – #Content, 8 Beautiful Sons & The Winter Of My Future GUYS……. Massive show today. There’s a big announcement AND a brand new feature that Elis maintains is his favourite yet. It’s quite a find. Plus there’s a special Keep It Session Session with John managing to choose 6 (count them – 6) of Queen’s best moments. All this plus the Humblebrags, some stinking shame and some lovely emails. Remember, you can get in touch on Saturday@radiox.co.uk (if you’re on e-mail. You’ve got to be on e-mail), and you can tune in across the UK every Saturday from 1pm til 4pm! Keep it session. Keep it Radio X. You can see Elis & John on tour! Go to http://www.elisandjohn.com for more details! saturday@radiox.co.uk https://elisandjohnmerch.com/

Elis James has started learning French. Not content with Welsh & English, we hope to bring you the podcast in French from next week. Whatever language it’s in though, you can always count on the lads to deliver the badinage in buckets. Learn of John’s adventures at an actual (LIVE) gig, find out why Elis doesn’t fancy booze anymore and hear the Queen biopic trailer commentated on as Elis sees it for the first time! All this plus the Humblebrags, Shamewell and a stonking Made Up Game! Remember, you can get in touch on Saturday@radiox.co.uk (if you’re on e-mail. You’ve got to be on e-mail), and you can tune in across the UK every Saturday from 1pm til 4pm! Keep it session. Keep it Radio X. saturday@radiox.co.uk http://www.elisandjohn.com/ https://elisandjohnmerch.com/

Why start a broadcast in a good mood? John Robins doesn’t always, but it usually only takes a sandwich, some crisps, a coffee and some A-Grade badinage to get him out of his funk. Some lovely shame, legendary emails, a word from Jon Richardson and a shared beverage from Dan Gasser. Remember, you can get in touch on Saturday@radiox.co.uk (if you’re on e-mail. You’ve got to be on e-mail), and you can tune in across the UK every Saturday from 1pm til 4pm! Keep it session. Keep it Radio X. saturday@radiox.co.uk http://www.elisandjohn.com/ https://elisandjohnmerch.com/ Also – take a look at these >>> https://www.nhs.uk/conditions/stress-anxiety-depression/mental-health-helplines/ https://www.counselling-directory.org.uk

If you want to know how many Petite Filous John can fill of a night (and I know you do) then you’re in the right place. Panic normality is back, which makes for some squeamish listening. Tick Off A Taste corrupts the lad’s taste buds for another day and Elis shoe shames the money saving expert. All this plus the usual gems! Remember, you can get in touch on Saturday@radiox.co.uk (if you’re on e-mail. You’ve got to be on e-mail), and you can tune in across the UK every Saturday from 1pm til 4pm! Keep it session. Keep it Radio X. saturday@radiox.co.uk http://www.elisandjohn.com/ https://elisandjohnmerch.com/

It was everyone’s favourite type of show this week: The fabled “giddy” show. Classic. In a week where Elis James became the focus of many a PCD meme-maker, the lads took to the airwaves with panache and a firm eye on the blooper reel. John gives an impassioned monologue on education and Elis defends his favourite films. All this plus the Humblebrags, Paper Review and shame-a-plenty. Remember, you can get in touch on Saturday@radiox.co.uk (if you’re on e-mail. You’ve got to be on e-mail), and you can tune in across the UK every Saturday from 1pm til 4pm! Keep it session. Keep it Radio X. saturday@radiox.co.uk http://www.elisandjohn.com/ https://elisandjohnmerch.com/ Also – take a look at these >>> https://www.nhs.uk/conditions/stress-anxiety-depression/mental-health-helplines/ https://www.counselling-directory.org.uk

When the Welsh support lets you down, Elis James will just have to do: But he does a job. John smashed the Hammersmith Apollo to pieces on Thursday night, so there was plenty of reflecting to do. The lads also examine why John is so hard on himself & hold themselves to account in the face of a wackaging accusation. All this plus Humblebrags, The Light-Hearted Paper Review & plenty of E-mails! Remember, you can get in touch on Saturday@radiox.co.uk (if you’re on e-mail. You’ve got to be on e-mail), and you can tune in across the UK every Saturday from 1pm til 4pm! Keep it session. Keep it Radio X. saturday@radiox.co.uk http://www.elisandjohn.com/ https://elisandjohnmerch.com/ You can see John on tour!! Go to https://www.johnrobins.com/gigs for details!

Find out how far the boys have cycled in this week’s show – but there’s other stuff, good stuff, too. Elis has tales from a cab, John has news of crime-fighting, and another Taste Is Ticked Off. All that plus Humblebrags, John’s Shame Well & another Made Up Game. Remember, you can get in touch on Saturday@radiox.co.uk (if you’re on e-mail. You’ve got to be on e-mail), and you can tune in across the UK every Saturday from 1pm til 4pm! Keep it session. Keep it Radio X.

Elis James sends texts to John Robins in complete confidence: John Robins broadcasts them to the nation. It’s why this show just WORKS. A brilliant show which will tell you why John is meek and why Elis is the best guy to go to if you’re unsure of which historic football memorabilia to buy for a loved one’s birthday. All that plus the Humblebrags, John’s Shame Well & some brilliant Emails from the gorgeous PCDs. Remember, you can get in touch on Saturday@radiox.co.uk (if you’re on e-mail. You’ve got to be on e-mail), and you can tune in across the UK every Saturday from 1pm til 4pm! Keep it session. Keep it Radio X. saturday@radiox.co.uk http://www.elisandjohn.com/ https://elisandjohnmerch.com/ You can see John on tour!! Go to https://www.johnrobins.com/gigs for details!

The dream team are back together! John made it through his ‘week of death’ on tour, with a few grey hairs to prove it. He got straight into the massive backlog of your emails, with more wackaging and even a wackager! We joined Danny Wallace for the start of his Snowbombing road trip (even if it was only in spirit) where he went head to head with Elis in Potato Potato, and a brand, spanking new Made Up Game was played - Masterchef or Master… Shouldn’t? Remember, you can get in touch on Saturday@radiox.co.uk (if you’re on e-mail. You’ve got to be on e-mail), and you can tune in across the UK every Saturday from 1pm til 4pm! Keep it session. Keep it Radio X. saturday@radiox.co.uk http://www.elisandjohn.com/ https://elisandjohnmerch.com/ You can see John on tour!! Go to https://www.johnrobins.com/gigs for details!

Of course normal service will resume soon, but we do love a guest host. Friend of the show and all round legend Ed Gamble took up the mantle this week and hammer-smashed it out of the vibe park. The best bit is, even in John’s absence, there was no shortage of shame. Plus, it’s always a laugh to hear Elis having a nightmare with muscle-memory. Remember, you can get in touch on Saturday@radiox.co.uk (if you’re on e-mail. You’ve got to be on e-mail), and you can tune in across the UK every Saturday from 1pm til 4pm! Keep it session. Keep it Radio X. saturday@radiox.co.uk http://www.elisandjohn.com/ https://elisandjohnmerch.com/ You can see John on tour!! Go to https://www.johnrobins.com/gigs for details!

Before you listen to this week’s podcast…. Do you think Elis wins Made Up Games or not? He really does try his best. There were absolutely tons of E-mails to get through this week, so prepare yourself for a bumper pack of wackaging. There’s plenty of shame, bags of badinage and all the analysis of John’s appearance on Sunday Brunch last week. Remember, you can get in touch on Saturday@radiox.co.uk (if you’re on e-mail. You’ve got to be on e-mail), and you can tune in across the UK every Saturday from 1pm til 4pm! Keep it session. Keep it Radio X. saturday@radiox.co.uk http://www.elisandjohn.com/ https://elisandjohnmerch.com/ You can see John on tour!! Go to https://www.johnrobins.com/gigs for details!

Have you ever had to take your shoe for a shower?! Definitely avoid feeding ham to foxes. There’s no two ways about it – the lads were almost literally on fire in this week’s show. You had the cutting and clear tones of Johnny Robins and the soft and regional lilt of Elis “the pro” James. There were Humblebrags, an extremely engaging Made Up Game and enough top chat to cure John of all his ailments (skin, bladder & cheek). Remember, you can get in touch on Saturday@radiox.co.uk (if you’re on e-mail. You’ve got to be on e-mail), and you can tune in across the UK every Saturday from 1pm til 4pm! Keep it session. Keep it Radio X. saturday@radiox.co.uk http://www.elisandjohn.com/ https://elisandjohnmerch.com/ You can see John on tour!! Go to https://www.johnrobins.com/gigs for details!

To quote Elis James: “John’s back, he’s back, oh God how I’ve missed him.” John returned in triumphant form to clear the gutters of shame as they sat overflowing with neglect. This week, explore the legend of Dublins “Pint men”, find out why Elis is so aggravated and discover a BIG piece of news!!!! All this plus the Humblebrags, a Light-Hearted Paper Review, Emails and tons of badinage. Remember, you can get in touch on Saturday@radiox.co.uk (if you’re on e-mail. You’ve got to be on e-mail), and you can tune in across the UK every Saturday from 1pm til 4pm! Keep it session. Keep it Radio X. saturday@radiox.co.uk http://www.elisandjohn.com/ https://elisandjohnmerch.com/ You can see John on tour!! Go to https://www.johnrobins.com/gigs for details!

Getting underway this week with a gig/snow-based PSA on behalf of absent capable comedian, John Robins. In his seat, “your favourite comedian” James Acaster – but which famous ex-footballer did he meet in a service station earlier this week? PLUS, Elis sports a questionable hat, listener James is looking for “stock lines” that he can use in the gym, a “mystery texter” contacts the show and we throw in all the usual good stuff (Paper Review, Humblebrag, Made up Game) for absolutely nothing! Remember, you can get in touch on Saturday@radiox.co.uk (if you’re on e-mail. You’ve got to be on e-mail), and you can tune in across the UK every Saturday from 1pm til 4pm! Keep it session. Keep it Radio X. saturday@radiox.co.uk http://www.elisandjohn.com/ https://elisandjohnmerch.com/ You can see John on tour!! Go to https://www.johnrobins.com/gigs for details!

So John’s off touring the world (UK) this week, but never fear as we were treated to James Acaster, who joined Elis to tackle a classic Humblebrag or two and play another one of your quallo Made Up Games. As well as talk of an obscene amount of Nakd bars (70?? Really?!) and a blast from the past with James’ Classic Scrape. Remember, you can get in touch on Saturday@radiox.co.uk (if you’re on e-mail. You’ve got to be on e-mail), and you can tune in across the UK every Saturday from 1pm til 4pm! Keep it session. Keep it Radio X. saturday@radiox.co.uk http://www.elisandjohn.com/ https://elisandjohnmerch.com/ You can see John on tour!! Go to https://www.johnrobins.com/gigs for details!

Well what a palaver. We all remember Tick Tock Robins don’t we? It was so fraught that we didn’t even have time for Humblebrags! Imagine that!? John arrived eventually and it all came together nicely in the end. A brilliant show that gave Elis a chance to beat his commercial-indie-digital-radio wings on his own for a bit. There was a lovely paper review, a quallo set of E-mails and an update of Robins’ continuing tour! Remember, you can get in touch on Saturday@radiox.co.uk (if you’re on e-mail. You’ve got to be on e-mail), and you can tune in across the UK every Saturday from 1pm til 4pm! Keep it session. Keep it Radio X. saturday@radiox.co.uk http://www.elisandjohn.com/ https://elisandjohnmerch.com/ You can see John on tour!! Go to https://www.johnrobins.com/gigs for details!

Guys… Before you dive into this week’s podcast, please do be aware that it features a vape-less John Robins. Don’t worry – he’s got patches. There’s a bumper edition of Elis’ light-hearted paper review, E-mails, scarves, some chocolate brownie shame and a legally required disclaimer about vaping not being cool. All this plus the Humblebrags, a Made Up Game and do be aware; “it’s just a body. It’s just a dog’s body. Remember, you can get in touch on Saturday@radiox.co.uk (if you’re on e-mail. You’ve got to be on e-mail), and you can tune in across the UK every Saturday from 1pm til 4pm! Keep it session. Keep it Radio X. saturday@radiox.co.uk http://www.elisandjohn.com/ https://elisandjohnmerch.com/ You can see John on tour!! Go to https://www.johnrobins.com/gigs for details!

Elis finally got his own back on his old teachers this week, and John revisited his education too – but, arguably, in a more sad way. The boys discovered a historical Humble Brag, John’s driving knowledge was put to the test, and we took another journey into the Shame Well. All this plus the usual – a Made Up Game, your emails, and Elis’ Light-Hearted Paper Review. Remember, you can get in touch on Saturday@radiox.co.uk (if you’re on e-mail. You’ve got to be on e-mail), and you can tune in across the UK every Saturday from 1pm til 4pm! Keep it session. Keep it Radio X.

Poor, poor little Robins. He could hardly talk, bless him! Still dragged himself in thought didn’t he? John had tonsillitis this week so Elis did the lion’s share of the talking. There was still plenty to laugh about though; not least how Elis is getting on with his daughter’s potty training (spoiler: It’s not going well). There was also a smashing Made Up Game from listener Matt and it was right up the lads’ street. All this plus the usual Humblebrags, a Shame Well read by Elis and a couple of lovely emails. Remember, you can get in touch on Saturday@radiox.co.uk (if you’re on e-mail. You’ve got to be on e-mail), and you can tune in across the UK every Saturday from 1pm til 4pm! Keep it session. Keep it Radio X. saturday@radiox.co.uk http://www.elisandjohn.com/ https://elisandjohnmerch.com/ You can see John on tour!! Go to https://www.johnrobins.com/gigs for details!

This week, you’ll find out why dentists are basically like vets and why John felt like a thousand billion dollars! Lucky you! How bad is spitting? More to the point; how bad is graffiti? There’s a paper review, Prod V learns that a Tesco breakfast is a thing and John wins the ashes by switch-hitting Elis. All that plus an Anthemic Made Up Game, Humblebrags and a thorough Ronnie O’Sullivan update. Remember, you can get in touch on Saturday@radiox.co.uk (if you’re on e-mail. You’ve got to be on e-mail), and you can tune in across the UK every Saturday from 1pm til 4pm! Keep it session. Keep it Radio X. saturday@radiox.co.uk http://www.elisandjohn.com/ https://elisandjohnmerch.com/ You can see John on tour!! Go to https://www.johnrobins.com/gigs for details!

Robins is back from New York but is Robins the lovely Robin? As in…. Is he actually him?! That’s one of the listener theories this week. Also, find out why John wants to marry New York barmaids. There’s some lovely Ronnie updates, a tricky Made Up Game & a smasher of a paper review from Elis. Remember, you can get in touch on Saturday@radiox.co.uk (if you’re on e-mail. You’ve got to be on e-mail), and you can tune in across the UK every Saturday from 1pm til 4pm! Keep it session. Keep it Radio X. saturday@radiox.co.uk http://www.elisandjohn.com/ https://elisandjohnmerch.com/ You can see John on tour!! Go to https://www.johnrobins.com/gigs for details!

You can’t have escaped that tirade of press coverage… It’s the least that can be expected when a man like Robins is stranded stateside and unable to broadcast. Elis soldiered boldly on though; with a stiff upper lip and a determined look in his eye. That was not before enlisting the help of esteemed friend of the show, Josh Widdicombe! Robins still managed to put his two cents in though and (once he was out of bed) joined in the fun from across the pond. A brilliant show with all the Humblebrags, shame and badinage that you’d expect. Remember, you can get in touch on Saturday@radiox.co.uk (if you’re on e-mail. You’ve got to be on e-mail), and you can tune in across the UK every Saturday from 1pm til 4pm! Keep it session. Keep it Radio X. saturday@radiox.co.uk http://www.elisandjohn.com/ https://elisandjohnmerch.com/ You can see John on tour!! Go to https://www.johnrobins.com/gigs for details!

Join Elis & John as they look forward to 2018 - by looking back at 2017, and making some BOLD predictions...

Hello team! Elis & John hit the 200 mark this week (excluding Bonus Podcasts and no doubt with some counting errors) so they looked back at the past double century of GREAT RIFFING and picked out the best bits.

Fear not if you’re lost in the bizarre twilight zone that is the festive lull – it doesn’t feel like a Thursday does it? - Robins was once more unleashed to see you through. John and Producer Vin Ticked Off Tastes, cast more Shame into the Well, learnt more about Ronnie ‘The Rocket’ O’Sullivan, and chatted passive aggressive notes and Christmas disasters. And, of course, the Travel was Googled. Remember, you can get in touch on Saturday@radiox.co.uk (if you’re on e-mail. You’ve got to be on e-mail), and you can tune in across the UK every Saturday from 1pm til 4pm! Keep it session. Keep it Radio X. saturday@radiox.co.uk http://www.elisandjohn.com/ https://elisandjohnmerch.com/ You can see John on tour!! Go to https://www.johnrobins.com/gigs for details!

199 Episodes you say?! This was a lovely seasonal edition with presents, cheer, togetherness and shame all in abundance. Will you be going to the John Robins Christmas Party? No of course you won’t – because only John is going. Producer Devvers, once (and only the once) of this parish joined to bring gifts and japes in his new role as boss of everything. Plus, a Made Up Game, the ever-present Humblebrags, some lovely E-mails and a post-match analysis of comedians football. Merry Christmas PCD’s! Remember, you can get in touch on Saturday@radiox.co.uk (if you’re on e-mail. You’ve got to be on e-mail), and you can tune in across the UK every Saturday from 1pm til 4pm! Keep it session. Keep it Radio X. saturday@radiox.co.uk http://www.elisandjohn.com/ https://elisandjohnmerch.com/ You can see John on tour!! Go to https://www.johnrobins.com/gigs for details!

How quickly did John win Elis over? Find out in the 198th show. It was a stonking show with plenty of what we love most. Bags of shame, plenty of self reproach and a good deal of badinage. Did the lads enjoy the snow? What happens at the John Robins Christmas party? All this plus Humblebrags, John’s own made up game and some hilarious emails. Remember, you can get in touch on Saturday@radiox.co.uk (if you’re on e-mail. You’ve got to be on e-mail), and you can tune in across the UK every Saturday from 1pm til 4pm! Keep it session. Keep it Radio X. saturday@radiox.co.uk http://www.elisandjohn.com/ https://elisandjohnmerch.com/ You can see John on tour!! Go to https://www.johnrobins.com/gigs for details!

John is good with old men. It makes sense. Despite providing a 2 hour closing set for the final Dancing with Dave in London, Elis and John (John less so) were well up for the Saturday afternoon vibe. Is it about the people, or is it about Counting Crows? There’s a very strong Paper Review, a new branch of Humblebrag, some lovely emails and another Ronnie O’Sullivan update. No one else is doing them. Remember, you can get in touch on Saturday@radiox.co.uk (if you’re on e-mail. You’ve got to be on e-mail), and you can tune in across the UK every Saturday from 1pm til 4pm! Keep it session. Keep it Radio X. saturday@radiox.co.uk http://www.elisandjohn.com/ https://elisandjohnmerch.com/ You can see John on tour!! Go to https://www.johnrobins.com/gigs for details!

Robins discovers he’s got something in common with UK Snooker Champion and former pig farmer, Ronnie O’Sullivan, Elis lets his daughter decorate the Christmas tree and please remember, nothing good ever happens after 2am. In amongst all the usual goodness, Elis recommends an incredibly quiet train station as part of this week’s Light-hearted Paper Review and Humblebrag of The Week features a “forgetful” homeowner. Remember, you can get in touch on Saturday@radiox.co.uk (if you’re on e-mail. You’ve got to be on e-mail), and you can tune in across the UK every Saturday from 1pm til 4pm! Keep it session. Keep it Radio X. saturday@radiox.co.uk http://www.elisandjohn.com/ https://elisandjohnmerch.com/ You can see John on tour!! Go to https://www.johnrobins.com/gigs for details!

Welcome to this Quintessentially British podcast where nobody, and we mean nobody out-pounds Robins. A hum-dinger of a show this week, we’ve got a great made up game, Elis peruses the papers, light heatedly of course and we ask the eternal question “Fancy a Curry?” Remember, you can get in touch on Saturday@radiox.co.uk (if you’re on e-mail. You’ve got to be on e-mail), and you can tune in across the UK every Saturday from 1pm til 4pm! Keep it session. Keep it Radio X. saturday@radiox.co.uk http://www.elisandjohn.com/ https://elisandjohnmerch.com/ You can see John on tour!! Go to https://www.johnrobins.com/gigs for details!

You shouldn’t keep nostalgic memories in a bin bag. Elis James is full of these wisdoms. Considering the long stint on drive this week, the lads put in a quallo shift – leaving nothing unsaid: Including “I love you.” Twice. There was a brilliant Made Up Game, a lovely couple of emails and an unfortunate festival-based shame. There was a paper review too, but John was right to question whether or not it was strictly light-hearted. Remember, you can get in touch on Saturday@radiox.co.uk (if you’re on e-mail. You’ve got to be on e-mail), and you can tune in across the UK every Saturday from 1pm til 4pm! Keep it session. Keep it Radio X. saturday@radiox.co.uk http://www.elisandjohn.com/ https://elisandjohnmerch.com/ You can see John on tour!! Go to https://www.johnrobins.com/gigs for details!

Elis & John were reunited once more and debriefed John’s Mastermind appearance, whilst Elis revealed exactly where Johnny Vaughan has been, and how to interact with football fans from Panama. There’s was the usual Light-Hearted Paper Review, Humble Brag Of The Day, Shame Wells and Made Up Games, plus John Googled The Travel – LIVE! – and the boys witnessed some phenomenal Queen-based lyrical knowledge. Remember, you can get in touch on Saturday@radiox.co.uk (if you’re on e-mail. You’ve got to be on e-mail), and you can tune in across the UK every Saturday from 1pm til 4pm! Keep it session. Keep it Radio X. saturday@radiox.co.uk http://www.elisandjohn.com/ https://elisandjohnmerch.com/ You can see John on tour!! Go to https://www.johnrobins.com/gigs for details!

Your favourite Drive Time substitutes belted up, checked their respective blind spots and unleashed TOP CHAT once again this week. Elis was off after gracing the studio with top drawer anecdotes on Monday, but the vibe continued as Robins was Unleashed, ably assisted by newshound Dr Sunta Templeton. Expect the Light-Hearted Paper Review, Humble Brags, Made Up Games and a return of John Googling The Travel – LIVE! Remember, you can get in touch on Saturday@radiox.co.uk (if you’re on e-mail. You’ve got to be on e-mail), and you can tune in across the UK every Saturday from 1pm til 4pm! Keep it session. Keep it Radio X. saturday@radiox.co.uk http://www.elisandjohn.com/ https://elisandjohnmerch.com/ You can see John on tour!! Go to https://www.johnrobins.com/gigs for details!

John’s confidence is sky high following a heavy night on the lanes, and one listener’s stuck in a bike lock, as part of a Shame Well that’s sure to go down in history. It turns out neither Elis or John know Taylor Swift exists, although both agree her music would be good for selling a certain cleaning product. Of course, Humblebrags and The Light-Hearted Paper Review both make an appearance too! Remember, you can get in touch on Saturday@radiox.co.uk (if you’re on e-mail. You’ve got to be on e-mail), and you can tune in across the UK every Saturday from 1pm til 4pm! Keep it session. Keep it Radio X. saturday@radiox.co.uk http://www.elisandjohn.com/ https://elisandjohnmerch.com/ You can see John on tour! Click https://www.johnrobins.com/gigs for details!

Do you know somebody who doesn’t like beans? Poor wretches. A lovely time was had on this weeks show with a serious stack of emails. In traditional Elis James style, he let his birthday pass with almost no fuss whatsoever, but Robins was on hand with a BIG gift to mark the occasion. As well as all this there were the customary Humblebrags, a top shelf Shame Well, a lovely light-hearted paper review and a made up game. Remember, you can get in touch on Saturday@radiox.co.uk (if you’re on e-mail. You’ve got to be on e-mail), and you can tune in across the UK every Saturday from 1pm til 4pm! Keep it session. Keep it Radio X. saturday@radiox.co.uk http://www.elisandjohn.com/ https://elisandjohnmerch.com/ You can see John on tour!! Go to https://www.johnrobins.com/gigs for details!

Robins had a bit of a night of it last night. Classic Robins. That didn’t stop a complete Hammer show from taking shape though. Elis gave yet more tasty insight into the British film industry and the Queen questions came thick and fast in preparation for John’s appearance on Celebrity Mastermind. There were some quallo emails this week too, as well as the usual Humblebrags, Shame Well and a Mod or Rocker Made Up Game! Remember, you can get in touch on Saturday@radiox.co.uk (if you’re on e-mail. You’ve got to be on e-mail), and you can tune in across the UK every Saturday from 1pm til 4pm! Keep it session. Keep it Radio X. saturday@radiox.co.uk http://www.elisandjohn.com/ https://elisandjohnmerch.com/

How early is too early on a Saturday to demand that your neighbours get out of bed and furnish you with your post? Robins will be the judge of that. What’s the best reason for missing a train? Looking at an award or a getting your daughters flu-jab? A cracking show today with some of the WORST Humblebrags in Humblebrag history. Also, an absolute Robins bombshell! All this plus the usual Shame Well, Emails & a Made Up Game about Harry Potter! Remember, you can get in touch on Saturday@radiox.co.uk (if you’re on e-mail. You’ve got to be on e-mail), and you can tune in across the UK every Saturday from 1pm til 4pm! Keep it session. Keep it Radio X. saturday@radiox.co.uk http://www.elisandjohn.com/ https://elisandjohnmerch.com/

Little old Johnny Robins eh? You’ll never guess what he’s got coming up!? Well listen to the podcast and you won’t need to guess. You’ll just know. An absolute vintage James & Robins podcast today: There was plenty of shame, a bit of character assassination and all the usual fun too. Emails, a brilliant Made Up Game and so many Humblebrags that it had to be a two-parter! Disgusting. Remember, you can get in touch on Saturday@radiox.co.uk (if you’re on e-mail. You’ve got to be on e-mail), and you can tune in across the UK every Saturday from 1pm til 4pm! Keep it session. Keep it Radio X. saturday@radiox.co.uk http://www.elisandjohn.com/ https://elisandjohnmerch.com/

John’s had it up to here with the dairy industry. That’s just a fact, and he’ll tell you himself. A quallo show today with all the right ingredients: Shame, badinage, some emails, humblebrags but definitely no milk. Unless it’s some sort of nut milk. Remember, you can get in touch on Saturday@radiox.co.uk (if you’re on e-mail. You’ve got to be on e-mail), and you can tune in across the UK every Saturday from 1pm til 4pm! Keep it session. Keep it Radio X.

If you’re going to have a replacement, you may as well have a replacement who's as easy on the eye as Ed Gamble. Have you seen that jaw!? Elis was away on Welsh stand up duties and Ed filled in brilliantly. It was a “bum” heavy show, but that’s just the way it goes sometimes. There was a Humblebrag update (thought to be a first for the medium), a reminiscent Made Up Game, a cracking (bum pun) Paper Review and plenty of quallo badinage. Remember, you can get in touch on Saturday@radiox.co.uk (if you’re on e-mail. You’ve got to be on e-mail), and you can tune in across the UK every Saturday from 1pm til 4pm! Keep it session. Keep it Radio X.

You knew that John only had 6 moods right? It one of Elis’ favourite ones today in a cracking show. Is Nicole Kidman warmer than William Hague? Possibly. But Why? It’ll all become clear. Potentially. There’s the Humblebrags, a light-hearted paper review, some gale force shame and a load of cracking emails! Remember, you can get in touch on Saturday@radiox.co.uk (if you’re on e-mail. You’ve got to be on e-mail), and you can tune in across the UK every Saturday from 1pm til 4pm! Keep it session. Keep it Radio X.

All needs are natural needs. Robins is tired and James is off to watch Swansea in a bit; it’s a story as old as time. This week’s podcast was an absolute stonker. Stinking shame (literally), ever-persistent Humblebrags, a trio of upbeat Emails and a CLASSIC Made Up Game. Should bananas have an apostrophe? Absolutely not. What do Wasabi Kit-Kats taste like? You’ll find out. Remember, you can get in touch on Saturday@radiox.co.uk (if you’re on e-mail. You’ve got to be on e-mail), and you can tune in across the UK every Saturday from 1pm til 4pm! Keep it session. Keep it Radio X.

Another top podcast from your sexy mates Elis & John – and it was a rather sexy show. Don’t worry though – it never got top shelf. Enjoy John at a merch stand, Elis away with Wales in Moldova, and a dive into the word of literature. All this plus Email Of The Species, Humble Brag Of The Week, The Light-Hearted Paper Review and another Made Up Game. Remember, you can get in touch on Saturday@radiox.co.uk (if you’re on e-mail. You’ve got to be on e-mail), and you can tune in across the UK every Saturday from 1pm til 4pm! Keep it session. Keep it Radio X.

The returning Duke Of Punchlines John Robins was back from Edinburgh this week with massive news – well done Johnny Robs! And Elis has been keeping busy during the break too, with a visit to a palm reader and more exceptional online web development. The boys also caught up with Tony Blackburn’s venture, alongside the usual trip to the Shame Well and a wade through more Humble Brags. All this plus Tick Off A Taste and Email Of The Species. Remember, you can get in touch on Saturday@radiox.co.uk (if you’re on e-mail. You’ve got to be on e-mail), and you can tune in across the UK every Saturday from 1pm til 4pm! Keep it session. Keep it Radio X.

We all visit the toilet mate. Robins was down the line from Edinburgh once again and perched coquettishly under his duvet whilst Elis kept a firm grip on the studio tiller, it was an absolute corker of a show. There’s plenty of shame: It’s the name of the game don’t cha know? Elis thoroughly updated John with the Paper Review and there was a big surprise too! Good news if you like fruitcake. Remember, you can get in touch on Saturday@radiox.co.uk (if you’re on e-mail. You’ve got to be on e-mail), and you can tune in across the UK every Saturday from 1pm til 4pm! Keep it session. Keep it Radio X.

In what must be a radio first, John broadcasts down the line from under his duvet whilst up at the Edinburgh Festival. His face beamed down on an in-studio Elis from multiple screens, but even this Big Brother-esque nightmare scenario was not enough to put such an experienced broadcaster off! The boys bravely wade through some horrendous Humblebrags, and triumphantly banish shame from two shame-afflicted listeners. Chuck in a Paper Review, some Made Up Games, and Email of the Species, and you’ve got yourself a belter of a show. Remember, you can get in touch on Saturday@radiox.co.uk (if you’re on e-mail. You’ve got to be on e-mail), and you can tune in across the UK every Saturday from 1pm til 4pm! Keep it session. Keep it Radio X.

Will this be the last stop on the way to 5,000,000 D’s? That’s what’s on the agenda! In the final show before Robins takes to the Edinburgh Fringe, the badinage was right on point. Don’t you just hate people who misjudge the vibe? What are the three main constants of human nature? What did John ask his teacher? All are questions that may or may not have been answered in this weeks edition. Shame Wells, Humblebrags, a Paper Review and some Made Up Games. You know the rest. Remember, you can get in touch on Saturday@radiox.co.uk (if you’re on e-mail. You’ve got to be on e-mail), and you can tune in across the UK every Saturday from 1pm til 4pm! Keep it session. Keep it Radio X.