Salsa Verde

Who's ready to chow down on our Smelly Freckle? First, someone gets a harsh brush with chiggers while rolling around in the dirt. Gross, we know! But, perhaps not as gross as going munchy on some tushy. How do you like it served: hairy or neat? Well some people like it waxed just like their own hoo-ha south of the border. Oh, and did someone mention dick? Good, cuz we got you covered like an uncircumcised penis. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/salsaverdetalk/support

We made it, we're here, we're surviving y'all! BARELY! Our experience has been so awesome, so disgusting, so amazing, so hot and sweaty, so delicious and full of unexpected . . . surprises. We almost died of hypothermia our first night there, and we almost legitimately lost the lady of the podcast out on the polo field. Catch up with us live from the desert throughout the HOT musical weekend. #DryLips --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/salsaverdetalk/support

Coachella 2023 is here and your very own Salsa Verde Trio will be going to their first music festival together! The excitement, the anxiety, the heat, the #SwampAss is about to get real. Come listen to us plan our trip to the Coachella Valley where the lady of the podcast will lose her 🏜Desert Cherry. Let us know what artists we should check out and if there is anything we are forgetting to bring to the campgrounds. And does anyone else have a foot fetish, or is it just Kris? Pack your extra undies, grab some Pedialyte and enjoy the mess, Chippies! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/salsaverdetalk/support

Lordy lord Jesse f*cks up and has a recording fumble. But.... The show must go on! Or so they say. We talk about the Selena Vs Hailey confusing mess and all we know is we absolutely do not care one bit. Comment if you are #TeamSelena or #TeamHailey Enjoy Chippies! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/salsaverdetalk/support

Chippies, start your engines... and come join us as we watch and talk a bunch of crap on the 2-Hr season premiere of Rupauls Drag Race (S15). We'll talk smack on the good, the bad & the AAHHH!! Somehow we spend way too much time talking about Ariana Grande. YUH. Anyhoooo, grab a seat, plug in & listen to us cackle like Rupaul. ****We recognize that sometimes at the expense of funny & ignorance we aren’t as sensitive as we strive to be. We are clowning in all our episodes & are well intended. Context & intention is key in being able to enjoy our differences and similarities.**** --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/salsaverdetalk/support

We are BACK! We've missed you all & most if all, we missed receiving gifts. Happy Holidays to all our Chippies and to all the listeners out there. Hope everyone has had a wonderful winter season. Join us in our 2nd Annual Gift Exchange Extravaganza 🎁 as we open up some presents for y'all. Oh... and remember to keep that booty squeaky clean for a good lickin'! Pretty sure that's what Santa said. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/salsaverdetalk/support

Do you know where you are? Apparently Kristian does not and he ain't even bothered. We recently had three separate and very different quick trips across the United States and we discuss the goods, the bads, and how #LemonadeSavesLives. Sun got you down? Feeling a little woozy? Grab yourself some ice cold lemonade and let us take you on a bumpy ride. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/salsaverdetalk/support

Round II of our Horde Whore series where we get slaughtered and fingered in Gears Of War ⚙️ 🩸🔫 Listen to the moans and groans as we destroy some locust scum and then some. Our shortest episode, but filled with a tall glass of funnies. And remember, it doesn't matter if you're a swarm-smashing wizard or somehow become a meat shield. . . so long as we have each other! 《《Gears Of War is an Xbox video game; the sounds you hear are from gameplay streamed on Twitch》》 --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/salsaverdetalk/support

Roe Vs Wade - Amber Vs Johnny - Jesse Vs Flirting. . . Who y'all got? Our money is on the rabbit hole. Whether you're here to choose, poop in the bed, or looking for some nostril-love, we got you covered. We babble about some serious and not so serious topics happening in the news lately and one of the boys suffers from woulda-coulda-shoulda. Psst---Don't forget to wear your tinfoil hat! **Disclaimer: we are not experts, nor do we claim to be** --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/salsaverdetalk/support

It feels so good to be back! What have we been up to? Apparently not a whole lot. We took some much needed time away and focused on ourselves. Did someone get a new job? Did someone hook up at Coachella? Did someone need some milk? Come and catch up with us as we venture into a new Season of Salsa Verde. **Side note: Boba Tea straws should be outlawed** --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/salsaverdetalk/support

OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! REVIVE ME! ⚙️🩸🎮 The gang plays a video game and records their first Twitch stream! Much to our dismay, we get annihilated a few times and thrown around a little bit, but who doesn't love a good pounding. Join as we battle through a few Hordes in Gears of War and try to Escape the clutches of a grappling, bloody womb. Well, that's what it looks like anyway. Go watch some delicious clips on our Instagram & Twitter @SalsaVerdeTalk --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/salsaverdetalk/support

Surprise! We talk about poop again. But first, are male sex toys a thing? Just asking. We try not to give too much love to some trash shows we actually like to watch. If you listen closely you'll learn some bad Spanish words. And does sharting count as sh*tting your pants? We seem to think so. Chocolate stains or not, you might be able to smell this episode. 《Leave a 💩 for all the washed out skid marks out there》 --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/salsaverdetalk/support

Welcome back Chippies! In this episode we play a fun, weird, disgusting, awful game of Would You Rather? Listen and play along with us as we discover some very interesting things about ourselves. Also, do you shake your Shaboink-aboink? We don't really know what that is, but all we know is we hate our jobs. Follow us @salsaverdetalk Buy Us A Coffee or leave us a Tip! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/salsaverdetalk/support

Noises and zingers for your pleasure. Come listen to our jibber jabber! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/salsaverdetalk/support

Oh no, someone might have caught the cooties. And did someone order some pig blood? Science has come a long way and we try to pronounce their big words. Speaking of big, some of us start "throbbing" for vacation spots around the world. That's Hot!! ---> Follow us @salsaverdetalk --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/salsaverdetalk/support

The gang gifts each other Christmas presents. We talk about what we got, our holiday plans and. . . manscaping? Don't be surprised if you hear a little singing, too. Follow us @SalsaVerdeTalk. Give us a like, a comment, or recommendation. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/salsaverdetalk/support

In the third and final segment, the Lady finishes spilling the tea on her boys. We try and help her come to terms with what could be disappointment and we discuss our online profiles with each other. How do you feel about how giraffes are born? --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/salsaverdetalk/support

Welcome back as we dive deeper into the date and continue to talk about the struggles that come with jumping back into the dating scene. Do you know what you want?... cuz the Lady sure does. You better communicate, Bitch! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/salsaverdetalk/support

The Lady of the podcast is new to the Dating App scene and scores! . . . Or does she? From waxing to anxiety, listen along to this detailed diary entry. Gather round, grab a drink and your cleavage as things will get wet. More to come on the next episode. Stay tuned! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/salsaverdetalk/support

So many to choose from. We share a few of our best and worst experiences we've come across. We could be here all day talking about this. From movies, concerts, restaurants, vacations, trips, dates, service. We talk about some random ones that come to mind and dive a little more deeper than we should into some others. Enjoy! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/salsaverdetalk/support

What did you wear in high school? Do you still wear similar styles now? Did you follow trends? We go back in time to revisit our high school styles in a time where we start to grow into our own personal sense of fashion...or lack there of. We roast each other's earlier attempts, speak on what we we like, what we hate, and what we're getting into now. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/salsaverdetalk/support

We start off solid with a babble on music apps and... well, not really. Despite some technical difficulties, we managed to squeeze in some talk about food and try creating our own rap to the beat of WAP... or is it now WAC? You be the judge and let us know. Bring some salsa and some guac! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/salsaverdetalk/support

I solemnly swear that I am up to no good at retelling the story of Harry Potter. *Obliviate!* Grab your brooms and a big ol' cup of polyjuice potion and join us on a ride back to Hogwarts as we try and find our House. Or is it Haus? Whichever it is, I'm sure we'll forget. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/salsaverdetalk/support

Struggles with a new microphone. We figure out our jingle from unexpected inspiration. We also discuss game-changers in our lives as we try to catch a sponsorship for our broke asses. Finally we look to the stars to read our horoscopes for the new moon. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/salsaverdetalk/support

We discuss getting tattoos on Friday the 13th for cheap, the process, the art and if we ourselves would get inked. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/salsaverdetalk/support