Now Hiring

Give me back my space suit, Darren. 

It's time to find ourselves some work.

This week, the boys write a letter to the avian world and Stu becomes president of birds.

Uh huh huh.

Apologies in advance. 

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The dog doesn't even know you have hands.

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This is why they pay us the Shrek Bux.

She's as pure as the driven Columbian snow.

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At the end of the day we're all just chasing that whistle.

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If you hit play on this, it's your own fault. 

You son of a bitch, John.

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I am once again asking you to put some change in my guitar case.

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Well she's at it again. Listen, you ungrateful Alfred!

Introducing Now Hiring! The brand new podcast from the Pool Boys Recruitment Agency. 

Each week we'll be pairing a new celebrity with their dream job. 

Whether it's a questionnaire, cover letter, or a fresh new resume, Now Hiring is the number one recruitment agency for all celebrities living, dead, real or fictional.

Yep. After 300 recommendations, 103 episodes and probably like 60 burgers we put a bow on Pool Boys Recommends. 

Join as the boys relive everything they got up to: the good, the bad and the pumpkin.

Stay tuned to this feed to see what the boys are cooking up next!

We did it! one hunnid and a bit episodes. who'd a thunk. You? Me? Nobody? That's right, nobody thunk we would gone done it but'n we did.

This week Chris goes to a restaurant, Stu goes to the G Rated Party Zone and Dave does the Inadvisable.

This week Chris tries to make a bird box and wins the idiot lottery. Stu buys an unnecessary bit of equipment for a job not done, and Davey goes to the house of famous candles. What a week.

PS. There's 8 main species of honey bee.. not 4. But you didn't come here for facts now did you?

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It's another movie week!

Chris goes to an IMAX cinema

Stu watches 2004's Catwoman

While Davey gives us his pitch for his very own biopic

Thanks for listening

Remember - DRIVE. REVIVE. SURVIVE. and keep the pool gate closed!

THIS IS THE ONE HUNDREDTH ONE. THERE WERE NINETY NINE BEFORE, BUT NOW IT IS 100. LEVEL UPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!

You've waited patiently and it's finally back, the best segment to ever be shot down by Chris, it's... THE HOT GOSS BOX! 

Stu gets his ear prod in the house of Bezos. 

Chris gives us a series of real (and not so real) twists!

Thanks for listening, it's hard doing this all by myself.

Love Brett. 

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And my Patreon.

Gosh I'm a busy boy.

It does what it says on the box!

Stu fries ice cream! Chris makes the boys business cards! Dave creates a menu for a Pool Boys-style restaurant!

Thanks for listening guys, we appreciate you immensely.

CHA-CHING!

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Chris tries to karate chops his way through a plank of wood... Will he do it? Sort of, yes. Stu lives the life of a nudist and finds that it's not all rainbows. Davey gets his interview and shares some of his thoughts about the show. 

Thanks for listening guys, we appreciate you immensely. 

CHA-CHING!

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Have a great week folks, catch you on the next one. 

In this episode Chris finally finds his people, Dave confronts his mortality and Stu Gets Us Pets. 

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Will this finally be the episode where Dave gives his #100 rating???

Dave reviews Neil Cicierega's mind-melting album Mouth Moods, Chris watches Titanic 2 and Stu spills his guts in a tear-jerking interview

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Strap in without your seatbelts!

This week Davey gives the Snorks the gift of the greatest dimension... Wideness, Stu goes from Jimmy Fallon to a cow's hoof, and Chris answers some pressing questions.

Patrons get your recommends in, time's running out!

Cheers gang. 

In this ep Stu played a phone game instead of focussing on his abdominal cramps, Dave moved house and Chris wraps it all up neatly with a little Simon and Garfunkel. 

Disclaimer: The boys really shit out this episode. Literally in the case of Stu. 

Heyo!

This week Stu eats the spiciest things he could find at his local Asian Supermarket

Dave matches the boys with their perfect 4 legged companions

And Chris creates the perfect audio watermark so the boys can protect they're intellectual property

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See you next week

In this episode Davey reveals what the pod could have been if we changed just one letter, Stu rewatches the classic Australian kids TV show “The Ferals”, and Chris time hops with his grandfather’s old magic watch. 

Also mustang sally goes for about a third of the show and we talk about creamed corn again. 

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Cheers folks, see you next week! 

In this episode the boys sit back a ree-lacks. And by that I mean get really really worked up about films. 

We're back on the horse and there's no way we could fall off unless someone gave us a mighty big push!

Stu goes looking for coupons and ends up in a very interesting place.

Dave tries to find something for free on Gumtree.com that isn't a piano.

Chris goes to Port Fairy Folk Festival and gets amongst it.

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Love you. Bye. 

This week Chris tries to rid himself of rusty bikes and a BBQ on gumtree with mixed success, Stuart runs us through what the fast food is like in his new home of Scotland, and Davey goes to the Adelaide Fringe Festival. He doesn’t find a show he loves, but he does find something worth loving.. And you know what they say, if you love something let it go and if it loves you back you’ll ride it around town with a belly full of squid ink salami.

That’s exactly what they say.

Thanks for listening folks. 

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And as always… keep on trucking.

We always say that.

Look, this one, the first two are fine. But once that third segment rolls around you'd better be away from kids. You have 39 seconds to comply. 

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The boys are back into the swing of things with another banging ep ready for your noise eyes (your ears).

Stu shares all the Scottish slang he's learnt so far, Davey tries to build and fly a kite and Chris literally shoots a gun.

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And good luck with today's Quorlde.

Your big liquid boys are back on the microphones catching up on the last 5 weeks. Stu moved to Scotland, Davey played The Witcher 3, and Chris had a birthday. We also start our return to form by dishing out our recommends for next week. Good to be back folks, enjoy the show and we'll see you again at our regular slot. 

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And good luck with today's Worlde. 

Who's not gonna kill your fur-baby? Brett's probably not gonna kill your fur-baby. This week Brett's applying for a pet sitting position and his chances are as good as ever.

Enjoy this last filler episode of BLCV and we'll see you next week for our return to PBR. 

Thanks folks. 

The boys are living it up on break while they try and finally find Brett Leigh a gig he can call his own.

Please relax. Brett is on his way. 

While the boys are away Brett will play...

The boys are on break so in the meantime have a listen to the boys apply to get friend of the show Brett Leigh a job at a Florida Country Club.

Brett's on the hunt for guilt free desert, and he just might get it.

Even though your Pool Boys are on holiday, we've still got plenty of content to fill your ears with. 

We spent last year helping our friend Brett Leigh (no relation) find a job, so over the next little while we'll be dropping episodes of our spin off pod Brett Leigh's CV.
It's a little different, completely improvised, and we ACTUALLY apply for these jobs with the applications you hear us build. 

Enjoy the show! GUILT FREE!

This one's a doozy. Dave takes us on a tour of the zoo, Stu does some desperate cooking and Chris confronts his deep lust for creamed corn. 

This week Patreon subscriber Chris (not our Chris) has put us back to work in our chosen fields. Chris gives us a stand up routine all about what to expect in 2022, Stu writes a new short story from the dairy addled world of cheese, and Davey breaks down traditional meat curing techniques and leads us all the way to his favourite deli meat. 

The music for "The Land Before Cheese" is from the motion picture "The Land Before Time" we do not own it and please don't sue us.

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Take it easy folks!

An episode 52 weeks in the making!

Today we reflect on the year that was and finally revisit our New Years Resolutions:
- Chris had to write a joke book
- Dave had to release an album
- Stu had to do a backflip

Thanks for listening and we'll see you in 2022!

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In this episode the P Boys talk about the times they didn't do the things they were asked... for CHRISTMAS!

This week we were each asked to bare our souls. Davey got nude on what may or may not have been a nudist beach, Stu attended a life drawing class all by himself, and Chris wrote his memoir, or something resembling that.

Thanks for listening guys.

Catcha next week for the Christmas Special.

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It's ridiculously visual week here at Pool Boys Recommend!

Chris tries to master latte art, Stu gives his own spin on a cardboard fort and Dave makes the craziest music video you've never seen.

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That’s it for now.

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Call the train conductor because this one is off the rails...

Chris goes to his local vape shop for a chat - will he buy one?

Davey recreates the film Her and becomes friends with his phone.

While Stu learns how to become a parent with his own flour baby.

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That’s it for now.

Enjoy the episode.

Chris is like a kid at Christmas as he opens up his Kinder Surprise toys, Stu rates the types of clouds from worst to best, and Davey comes face to face with 7/8ths of a wet hotdog.

Don’t worry, we’ve muted the chewing.

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That’s it for now.

Enjoy the episode.

This episode we dive deep into the what Stu really thinks of us,  Davey cooks up a big ol' bowl of Pastor and Chris's plans.. well. They're just crazy enough to work. You know what to do. https://www.patreon.com/join/thepoolboys 

Revenge is a dish best served ever 25 episodes...

The boys are getting payback and making each other do the recommendations that they themselves have given in the past.

Davey is going through his phone notes, Chris is trying out yo-yo and Stu....... is going to finally grow a pumpkin.

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This week, Patreon subscriber Callum Rolls tasked us with creating an all music episode. Three boys, three songs, and three reasons to tune in.

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Thanks to ALL our Patreon subscribers for keeping us chugging... chuggin BEERZ! Nah we use the money on good stuff.. GOOD BEERS! BRRRAP BRRRAP! Nah it's g. Really. Jump on the patreon.

Enjoy the performance and we'll see you next week.

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Davey writes a creepypasta, Stu investigates cryptids, and Chris watches the scariest movie ever directed by Peter Jackson. 

This one gets silly... quickly.
Chris gives the boys his WebMD diagnosis, Davey tries wearing Jorts for a week and Stu buys the boys a very special Cameo.

Stay between the flags folks!

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It's crime time! Stu takes us deep into the weeds on the Somerton Man mystery. Chris, a fully grown adult, attempts to pass a spelling bee devised especially for him. And finally Davey lets loose at the Marvel Cinematic Universe. 

Enjoy, swimmers!

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Bonus Episode! Here's an ep of the patreon-only podcast, Brett Leigh's CV! Jump onto our patreon if you want more! If you don't, jump on the patreon! Please. Stu needs lifegiving surgery. His knees are on wrong. https://www.patreon.com/join/thepoolboys 

This week Substitute Teacher Davey puts a video on, Auctioneer Chris sells livestock and Adult Man Stu tries to outpace children from the 60s. 

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Much love, fam.

To help celebrate episode 69 we're here to celebrate all things sex.

Chris creates the latest NSFW sub-reddit, Dave reads and reviews The Karma Suture and Stu creates an Only Fans.

Things are going to get steamy!!

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Let's get naughty.

This week Stuart.O the Science Bro teaches you how to make a cool household decoration whether you have parents or not! Davey realises he can't play basketball and decides to teach it instead. And while sitting in a homemade sensory-deprivation... Pod? Bath? Chris has flashbacks to a happier time and we reminisce over the origins of The Pool Boys Jacuzzi Club. 

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Thanks again for listening, we love having you round.

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Once more into the Cooz dear friends, once more!

It's that time again people! Stick that juicy content right in your ears. Check out Davey's drawings on Insta @poolboyscomedy. Sign up to the Pool Boys' patreon to catch the exclusive patreon-only podcast, Brett Leigh's CV. 

Much love, muthas.

This week Dave explains the strange phenomenon called the Mandela Effect, while Stu eats nothing but cheese for 24 hours straight and Chris watches and reviews album movie - Sound and Fury.

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Chris holds a Dinosaur-nament to complete the long overdue task of choosing his favourite dinosaur. Stu plays "Zork I" the 1980 text based adventure game, and unsurprisingly gets his geek on. Davey brushes up on his driving skills by re-sitting the online Learners Test and does pretty well... or does he?

Watch out for them trams. And hey, thanks for listening. 

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In this episode, Dave tries to entice the local birds, Stu watches 90 minutes of Disney plagiarism and Chris tries his hand at a previous HSC Maths exam. We then round it out with 10 more seconds of Disney copyright infringement. 

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Stay inside, legends!

This week Chris faces his fears and makes mushroom suace, Davey makes some Pool Boys themed memes and Stu gives himself a mullet.

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This week Stu brings us a list of the dumbest Olympic sports, Chris plays a game that's very important to Davey and Stu, and Davey DM's a very quick session of Dungeons and Dragons. 

ENJOY! 

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Feminist Takeover Week FTW. This week Meghan Walker has given us some homework. Davey discusses being a male feminist. Stu chats to his mum, who subsequently schools us on women in art. Chris puts on his 'Film Alpha' stringlet to list his top ten female film directors. 

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Look left, look right, what's that? A new episode of Pool Boys Recommend? You bet your bottom dollar.

Open your earholes to Davey's fast-paced take on Jamie's 30 minute meals. 

Stu's in-depth look into old school website homestarrunner.com.

And Chris tries to create his own graffiti tag.

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Jump on into another jam-packed week of recommends. None of us did exactly what we were asked, but we had a lot of fun doing it. 

This week Stu scours the internet for the best bit of drama he can find. Chris looks for friends in all the wrong places. And Davey presents the odd assortment of items he has about his hundred year old share-house. We have a giggle and we hope you do too. 

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You ever listened to a podcast with 57 episodes and just wished there was a 58th? We have good news.
In this episode we hear about Australia's favourite block of soft-centre chocolate with five delicious flavours and one garbage one. Chris lets us in on the secrets to making the ball go BING, and our resident artist, Studebanksy, creates something from something else.

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It's a cracking episode of Australia's premiere Recommendation-based podcast. 

Chris goes through his most embarrassing phone notes, Stu makes some crazy (yet possible) predictions for the future and Dave preaches the good word of Dave-Oil

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It's another episode of all the good stuff. One of us eats some stuff. One of us sings a very long song. And one of us does a powerpoint presentation. 

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This week's ep is about as varied as you could ask for, as the boys venture into the worlds of Sports Entertainment, The Occult and Space Racism. We also have a very special guest this week! Please welcome what may be the 7th Pool Boy, Mary.
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In this episode Dave tries out the health hazard of a store - Delight Dim Sim, Stu watches and reviews the Star Wars telemovie Caravan of Courage: An Ewok Adventure and Chris cover John Butler's Ocean in a cappella. 

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Introducing the all-new Pool Boys theme song "Activate the Gristmill"! This ep we put our heads together to make the theme song live on the pod, Davey shares his sojourn to the muscle factory, and Chris gives us a surprise performance to share his feelings about the original Tron film. It's a hell of a time. 

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In this episode Dave introduces the new Pokemon, Stu knocks out the best youtube videos to date, and Chris becomes one with the juice. And introducing the Pool Boys exclusive sound of small town Queensland at night. That's right, it's a feature, not a sound issue!

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We're back in the swing of things as Stu participates in a Richard Simmons Workout, Chris breaks down the lyrics of Paul Simon's 1986 classic You Can Call Me Al and Dave eats EVERY apple and determines THE BEST ONE (the result may surprise you).

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This week we go through Davey's list so far. The highlights, the lowlights, the gaffes and the gripes. Then we chat about our resolutions which some have done more than others towards. And to bring us home Stuart has a little surprise for us all. 

Back to recommends next week folkes! See you on the flip side.

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This week on a bit-sized PBR Davey crowns the best email sign-off, Stu runs a tutorial on what he's best at... nothing and Chris talks about a dumb book that made him feel dumb.

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This week, every single one of our recommendations have visual elements that you cannot appreciate with the podcast alone!!
Stu dabbles in the dark art of the forbidden circle, Chris performs minor miracles with onions, and Davey accidentally becomes the guy at the party that just won't stop talking about this one thing that basically only he knows about. Despite all this, the episode is a cracker. Dip your feet in!

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Welcome again friends. In tonight's programming we begin with a game show! Then we'll move onto our construction special for all your Papier Maché related questions. And to finish, Stuart will bring us his findings after a week playing devil's advocate on the unsteady ground of reddit's many forums.

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