The Scott Mills Weekly

Welcome to officially the second least distracting radio show in the world! It's official... and we're not taking offense.

Perrie Edwards pops in to see Scott - she's gone solo after Little Mix and talks wedding planning and kids TV. As well as a bit about her new music.

Meet The Netherlands' entry for Eurovision 2024... the mullet-loving Joost Klein. And Scott's got a gap problem... do you leave a massive chasm at the start of your voicenotes?

Plus DCI Mills inducts PC Owain Wyn Evans to Radio 2's crack team of detectives... the Music Police! Can the force solve listener Hayley's annoying earworm?

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Girls Aloud are in the studio telling Scott all about the tour, with some bonus bits you didn't hear on Radio 2!

Scott's turning all bridezilla about his wedding RSVPs and meet the listener who invoiced her guests that didn't turn up.

Pop star twins Marcus and Martinus are representing Sweden at Eurovision 2024, they pop in for a chat.

Plus DCI Mills is back on the beat with potentially the most popular case the Music Police have ever faced!

Hit subscribe to get Scott’s latest podcast every Friday, or listen live weekdays 2-4pm on BBC Radio 2.

Fancy a Chinese Buffet in Northern Ireland or a Sticky Licky out west? The Four Lads In Jeans rate more of your nights out. Plus another Pupdate and a look back at Chris’s guide to The Isle Of Man in our Mills Golden Moment.

Granny Tinder is not impressed by someone willing to share his German sausage, a nine year old listener sings in the Tune Of The Week and Rapper Or Accountant makes its debut on the Don’t Look It Up Quiz.

Our new favourite listener spills the tea on our Olivia Rodrigo, Sabrina Carpenter and Josh Bassett theory. Also, it’s that time of the week to blow your trumpets for the small victories in your life, Amelia and Louis play Brother or Lover? And a round of Drag-Horse or Race-Queen(??)in the quiz.

We discover a way of dodging the cringy naughty bits from Bridgerton, an update on The Weatherman story, some classic Whooos and The Eggman joins us for Bangers.

The Four Lads in Jeans rate your ideal nights out once again. Also, We re-live some of your great festival moments and sadly say goodbye to our dear friend, producer and quiz-miss of the show, Grace.

Scott wonders if he should try out hi new doggy toilet facility, Granny Tinder is in a generous mood (unless you are a sales caller) and Bamboleo brings all the usual treats.

Scott's voice stand in Charlie chats to the Pointless people but can he get away with it? Also, an pupdate on Scott's new dog and feeling smug today? - then let us blow your trumpet.

Scott and Chris are desperately looking for voice stand-ins, to do the interviews they can't be bothered to. However the only ones they can find don't even know who they are! Also, The Whoo Game is back and producer Grace gets her spaghetti in a twist.

Can’t wait for a night out again? What are you going to do? The legendary Four Lads In Jeans (off of the famous meme) rate your night out. Also Granny Tinder has her vaccination and Scott’s new dog has a Zoom meeting.

An Aussie barman wants to take our Zofia down under – but will Granny Tinder allow it? Also, some classic clips in Bamboleo Wednesday and fractious stirrings, once again, in the Don’t Look It Up quiz.

Ella Eyre has been so bored at home, she has been learning TV ads off by heart and it seems she’s not the only one as Kate Thistleton’s doing it too! Also, finished your assignment? – It’s trumpet blowing time and what is a Short Trip To Hell? Cocktail or Wrestling Move? Find out in the quiz.

It’s here, The Stark Sea Shanty with 220 Kid and you are loving it! Also, we discover Chris’s love for a geeky app in The Whooo Game and Grace presents a round of Fast Food Abroad in the quiz.

Listener Dominic keeps us guessing whether he is Niamh’s Brother or Lover, we listen back to some classic Funny Business moments and Pitbull or Shakespeare makes its debut in The Don’t Look It Up Quiz.

Lynette AKA Granny Tinder is back but will a PE teacher or magician impress her with their tricks. Also Bamboleo Wednesday brings back memories of Dickie (off of Dickie's Dribble) and something suspicious is going on with he quiz.

Sound the alarms and blow your trumpets! Dan from Norfolk has had his vaccine, Ryan’s got a dentist appointment for 2:30 and Roisin and Alfie try outfox The Vegan Whisperer.

Learning from home? Have no fear, Chris dons his mortarboard to bring wisdom and knowledge to you all (well sort of) Plus, Happy WHOO Year everybody – the first Whoo Game of 2021 is here.

The Vegan Whisperer is back! Chris goes into a mysterious trance to conjure up his amazing ability to sniff out a real vegan from a fake one. However, can a flexitarian fox him?

Our feature Brother Or Lover takes a strange twist and Fay and Lydia are the first contestants. Also, Chris wants to try his hand at teaching and Scott and Chris get lots of points in…err Pointless.

Scott & Chris have got each other gifts from their respective tier 4 petrol stations, there's a festive Tap End Special and the Father Christmas tribute act is back for the Quiz

A Grandma reviews some particularly festive Tinder matches for her granddaughter, plus there's a Santa tribute act on the quiz and it's the final Bambaleo Wednesday of the year

The boys create their own Dial-a-Carol service but it turns out no one knows the words! There's a controversial door on the Whoovent Calendar and Scott's least favourite round crops up in the quiz and he threatens to walk.

Sam Fender joins us with a letter to his 10 year old self, and we have a Christmas Whooo Game, A Christmas Whoovent, Christmas Bangers…it must be Easter or something.

It’s finally here – the one day a year where Scott and Chris play their favourite Christmas song ever. Also, Brother Or Lover is back and Lord of The Dance, Danny Howard hosts the Quiz.

Who is Cheddar Gorgeous? Find out in the Don’t Look It Up quiz. Plus, an air steward who likes landing strips or an immunologist ready to inject? It’s Granny Tinder’s choice once again.

Is it true that the deeper your voice is the more likely you are to cheat? We put it to the test. Also, more of your trumpets are blown and Celeste is here to critique her Live Lounge performance.

Scott & Chris join the help team at Cardiff Council’s virtual Christmas party for a special Whoo Game, some Bangers and the Don’t Look It Up Quiz. Also, we hear some awful tales of misbehaviour at your old shindigs (shindigs? – whoooooooooo)

Nurse Fleur writes a lovely letter to her 10-year-old self, the stars of Radio 1 share their stories of the now-decommissioned 8th floor toilets and... why did Margaret become famous? Wrong Answers Only please.

Faith delivers a beautiful letter to her 10 year old self, Scott is upset at the loss of a valued BBC institution (The 8th floor toilets) and a classic Christmas song shrouds the quiz in controversy.

Listener Rosie has written a very emotional letter to her 10 year old self. Plus trumpets are blow for some bikini wearing dippers and Margaret Covid is a thing!

Liam Payne writes a heartfelt letter to his 10-year-old self, we manage to track down Craig from Longbridge M&S and did Rita Ora order a scotch egg but no drinks? It's Wrong Answers Only.

Everyone's favourite quizmaster, Will is back for the quiz, another window on the Whoovent calendar is opened and Granny Tinder is still searching for a beau for Zofia (but she won't be swiping left for Mrs Browns Boys).

Trumpets are blown for Vicky who resisted licking her Ripple, another round of Brother Or Lover is brought to us by Emily (AKA Scott Mills) and Joe, and Arielle Free is today's Quiz Misstress.

Scott has devised a new game called Brother or Lover and listener Alice is the first (and maybe last) to play. Also, Archbishop Of Banterbury – Whooooo yes, Who Game is back.

Lemon & Herb or full on Hot ‘N Spicy? – Scott and Chris break it to you gently about what tier your area is in. Also, Glass Animals critique their Live Lounge performance and Wrong Answers Please on why The Weekend is upset - because people keep spelling his name wrong maybe?

Chiropodists, Head Teachers and Influencers and face Granny Tinder (but don’t mention Botox), we find more Naked Attraction audio descriptions and Bangers takes on a strange twist.

More break-ups with people you are not actually dating, including a personal trainer who was asked for a different kind of workout. Also, the trumpets are out again. If you've done something amazing (but a bit mundane) let us blow one for you.

…and even harder when you are not even in a relationship with them. Why is it so hard to change your barber or personal trainer? Also, WhatsUpp with all those WhattApp groups? Listener Immy’s BF has hundreds and he’s only got a dozen friends.

Listener Isabel requests that Scott and Chris describe each other, Naked Attraction style, and there are a couple of big things that surprised us about Chris. Also, What has Jordan North revealed about himself on I'm A Celeb' - It's Wrong Answers Only please!

It's lady-gardens and funbags galore as a new world of TV opens for Scott and Chris. Also, Too rude, crude or lewd? Well you won't get past Granny Tinder as she swipes left or right for her Granddaughter Zofia and D&B legend René LaVice becomes René LaQuiz for Don't Look It Up.

Listener Amy got a shock when going through her dad's holiday pics, more mundane reasons to blow your BIG trumpets and following Clara's amazing performance on Strictly, Scott and Chris worry they'll never be 10's.

Listener Amy reminds Scott that he offered to look at something that he has never seen before, but who would be willing to show to him what he hasn’t seen? And, how would it be possible to show to him what he hasn’t seen if they were happy to show what needed to be seen anyway?

Today was all about the last EVER Innuendo Bingo. We look back at all the classic moments with the world's biggest stars taking a soaking before Maya goes face to face with Chris for the farewell of everyone's favourite feature.

Chris finds gold in TV’s Naked Attraction, Granny Tinder likes the sound of the French lawyer and Grimmy QC is brought in to adjudicate the quiz.

Scott has a theory that the younger you are, the louder you can do an armpit fart, so we put it to the test. Also, more trumpets are blown for your mundane achievements and we hear from Young People with Old Names.

Listener Joe is looking for a husband, the Who Game returns, Don't Look It Up features Live Lounges time forgot and we revisit the seven second nipple technique.

Chris got caught in the worst traffic jame ever yesterday and had to resort to Bear Grylls type survival techniques. Also, Granny Tinder's back and What law you be the first Scott wouls pass if he were President? Wrong Answers Only please.

More stories of "Dirty Dogs" with a thing for underwear. Plus, if Scott get's a dog - will he need special assistance? and are your WhatsApp groups getting out of control?

It's the return of the show's own Private Investigator and this time he delves into the word of the paranormal. Also, it's blow your own trumpet time and could Chris Whiity go in the jungle?

Scott suspects his "Strictly Informant" has stitched him up for being a gossip, The Whoo Game remembers The Beast From The East and Test Tickle or Snoreen? - it's another round of Racehorse Or Drag Queen in the quiz.

Zofia's Gran has super high standards on today's show. Plus Wrong Answers Only, an app notification round on Don't Look It Up and Scott's cardboard cut out is missing.

Bamboleo Wednesday competes with the new Harry Styles video to save 2020. Plus Scott submits to a degree interview and there's a food abroad round on Don't Look It Up.

Scott's start to the week hasn't quite gone to plan. Plus a Sam Smith Live Lounge review, Blow Your Own Trumpet and a bardcore round on Don't Look It Up.

Scott and Chris are joined by wildlife in the studio, we play the Who Game, talk favourite exes and tackle another Don't Look It Up.

What four words turn your partner on the most? Wrong Answers Only. Also, Scott and Chris along with Wes Nelson have a big clear out of their Instagram and Subo and Drake are among the casualties.

Scott and Chris are clearly missing club life and make up some new phrases for the toilet attendants. Plus, a new Kidz Bop album stokes their curiosity and listener Sue's doorbell starts this week's Bamboleo.

Zofia's Gran is here for a live Tinder swipe and the lewdness does not go down well. She does take a shine to the guy who likes Downton Abbey though. Also, Chris has an aggressive looking snood and we find more mundane reasons to get out the tumpets.

Show team member Zofia lets her Nan help with her Tinder selections, going on holiday is remembered in The Whooo Game and we wonder if we should share our last ever game of Innuendo Bingo, what with Covid 'n that.

Will a two metre long cracker appear in a Christmas Advert? - it's Wrong Answers Only. Also, 30K followers in social media is counted as "Celebrity Status" and Apprentice Star Jemma Bird calls for Scott and Chris to get her over the line. She only needs 29950 more.

More Mills Stuff blah blah blah....

..........has lockdown made you lazy?

Maisie Peters and JP Saxe actually sound like they are in love, but (cringe alert!) can Scott and Chris sound as intimate if they sing to each other? Also Blow Your Own Trumpet time raises an eyebrow and Rachel (a FIFA widow) goes to extremes to get her boyfriend's attention.

Scott and Chris offer ideas to Fifa Widow Jess, on how to regain her boyfirends attention, Crop Circles and Ghosts are whooo'd in the Whooo Game and who will be Radio 1's Hottest Employee of the day?

Students in lockdown are getting VERY bored...so much so we have a bore off between Charli and Kurt - who can be the most boring? Also Wrong Answers Only tries to work out what Lewis Capaldi didn't do for his birthday and Scott goes on the rampage with a temperature gun.

Listener Jason has a problem with people sounding different on the radio to real life, so we put Grimmy to the test and Chris is a bit worse for wear after an evening with his football "friends"

Chris accuses Scott of behaving differently when his Strictly mates are around, we add more to the list of things you need to change when you break up with someone and ridden a bike whilst holding a cup of coffee without spilling any lately? Then blow your own trumpet - LOUDLY!

Listener Amy has a word of caution about things to remember to do when breaking up with someone and there are calls for Chris to resign as he reaches for the bleach in The Whooo Game.

Our Oxford Mole spills the beans on the illustrious University of Oxford, a game of Wrong Answers Please asks what Little Mix are looking for and the most irritating sound in Dev's world comes up in the Don't Look It Up quiz.

Listeners pitch their questions to listener Aaron who is off to Oxford Uni - oohh errr!. Also, more holiday horror stories that you would love to have the chance of re-living today and Bamboleo wednesday gets slightly hijacked by Dev.

The brilliant Yungblud reviews his Live Lounge performance and loves it. Also, listener Sophie ace's Dev's embarrassing holiday story (but would do it all again if she had the chance) and it's time to blow trumpets for all those small but amazing things you've done.

Dev stands in for Scott and recalls an embarrassing incident on a party bus in Ibiza, listener Lewis tells of his Grandad having trouble with technology and remember Tractor-Boy Racer? The Whoo Game is back.

Scott may have made a boo boo when he listed lots of drinking games to our fresher Heather, as nothing seems to be able to wake her. Also, as Sir David Attenborough takes to Instagram for the first time, Scott asks the listeners what hisnext post might be - wrong answers only please.

It's Bamboleo Wednesday and Fresher Heather is woken up at the crack of noon after a night of drinking games. Plus, the bagpipes are back in the Don't Look It Up Quiz.

London Grammar review their Live Lounge performance, more of your little victories that you should "Blow" about and it's all fake plants and fajitas in another of installment of Heather's fresher diary.

It's that time of year again but Freshers are getting a completely different experience this year as listener Heather reveals. Plus, Chris has hit the bigtime at last as he becomes a question on Tipping Point and The Whoo Game brings back a few familiar voices.

Scott gets confused about the terminology used in local butcher shops, we catch up with our favourite listener Nicole - who's from Wales and about to go and see Whales and a classic Where Do You Think They Were? looks back at when Billy's mum, Serena, needed her lagging sorted.

Scott's mind is blown by lot's of facts about peppers (yes you heard correct) we hear from more "Crancers" and "Merry Christmas Everyone!" What do you mean it's too early?

Little Mix give a live review of their Live Lounge performance, Chris wants more out of his smart speaker and - Is cry dancing a thing? We have a 1D fan that believes it is.

Following last week's conversation about who looked hot when young, the calls come flying in, and yes, Sir Ian McKellan is certainly one. Also, Scott has a special Mexican birthday song for listener Sarah and "Ip Dip Sky Whoooooo" It's the return of The Who Game.

Stonehenge, Times Square and The Mona Lisa all come under fire in our listener reviews, Chris takes umbrage against a word and poor listener Ollie has to hear to what happened when his mum bent over to pick up her shoes.

Can you review a land mark? Slating Ben Nevis for not having a café at the top seems a bit harsh. Also BTS are in trouble - according to the Coronavirus laws - one of them has to go!

It's Fantasy Football time again and some of the creative team names are flying way over Scott's head. Also, more hotel style reviews of parents houses and more reasons to blow your trumpets.

"You treat this place like a hotel" We've all been told that at one time or other, so we give you the opportunity to leave a online style review of your stay at your parents house. Plus, we herald the return of The Whooo Game.

Simon from Biffy Clyro reviews their ultra weird Live Lounge cover, we learn from listener Maria more about Karaoke legends Bev 'N Bob and the twisted audio round in todays quiz twists Scott's brain.

Scott is worried he has been "Too loose" with his number and wonders who keeps calling him. Also, when was the last time you actually heard your voicemail message? Who even still has one? We call up some, including Joel Corry's to see what happens. Plus, Chris is upset because someone VERY childish (Greg) has defaced the sign on his new Isolation Station.

Chris is back in the studio after managing to put up a picture in his house. It's an amazing acheivement for him which prompts a new feature - Blow Your Own Trumpet - mundane things that you are super proud of. Also, more of those little word or phrases that makes you best mate seethe with rage and quizmaster Grace is back for another Don't Look It Up quiz.

Pop legend Billie provides some great tunes, we hear from more of you DM Sliders and Tap End remembers Chris's amazing night doing "The Otley Run"

Super Sprinter Jonnie provides the tunes, people have been sliding in to Chris's DMs and who is your Tony Wood? The person you miss most whilst working from home.

Everyone's favourite Aussie DJ, Fisher, provides some banging tunes, we hear of some of your disastrous attempts at taking a driving test and it all kicks off in the Don't Look It Up Quiz.

The boxing promoter selects his favourite ring walk anthems, Uni tips you don't get from the prospectus and a classic 24 Years At The Tap End about Chris' driving test.

Pop star Robbie calls in from LA to select his favourite tracks, there's a classic football themed Tap End, Don't Look It Up and another Don't Tell The Bride update.

Legendary football pundit Chris Kamara chooses the tunes. Plus is Bamboleo Wednesday, we play Don't Look It Up and there's a classic NYE Tap End.

The West Ten collaborators go back to back in the mix, Chris cooks pasta in a kettle in another classic Tap End and you share stories about covering for your friends and family.

The TV legend and former footballer selects his favourite tracks. Scott and Chris play Don't Look It Up, have several rounds of Guess the Dog and there's a classic Tap End.

Ibiza legend Wayne is in the mix, Chris has an unfortunate incident in a DIY store and - Has fashion changed since the start of lockdown?

Superstar DJ Nathan provides some great tunes, you tell us some of the worst places you've been to on a first date and Chris remembers back to "That Fishing Trip" where he flashed at the wrong man in the car park as we revisit 24 Years At The Tap End.

Chris is back and it turns out he’s only been on the beers with the future king (whilst wearing dodgy shoes). Also, Becky Hill provides is with a super guest mix and Tap End remembers a trip to a theme park.

Joel provides us with some top class bangers in our guest mix, Scott is eager to hear your tales of being "Zumped" ie, Dumped on that Z' App - you know the one. Also, Chris's younger footballing years are remembered as we revisit 24 Years At The Tap End.

Remembering when TV and Hollywood superstar, Bryan Cranston joined Scott and Chris in the studio andlent the voice of Heisenberg to Little Mix's, 'Shout Out To My Ex'