The Bert Show

The full show - PT 1 - for April 26, 2024. Follow the show! THE BERT SHOW Bonus Bert Show Episodes | Instagram | YouTube | TikTok | Facebook | X (Twitter) | Website PIONAIRE NETWORK Instagram | TikTok | Facebook | X (Twitter) | Our Shows BERT WEISS Instagram | Facebook | X (Twitter) KRISTIN KLINGSHIRN Instagram | Facebook | X (Twitter) MOE MITCHELL Instagram | YouTube | TikTok | Facebook | X (Twitter) | Podcast (In The Moement) ABBY MURPHY Instagram | TikTok | Facebook | X (Twitter) | Podcast (The Break Up Break Down) CASSIE YOUNG Instagram | TikTok | Facebook | X (Twitter) | Podcast (Real Tall Tales) TOMMY OWEN Instagram | Facebook PRODUCER K. LEE Instagram | Facebook | Twitter PRODUCER KEITY Instagram | Twitter | Podcast (In The Moement) PRODUCER REBECCA Instagram PRODUCER JACKSON Instagram PRODUCER AMBER Instagram | X (Twitter) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Our Interns CRUSHED Their Goodbye Raps! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Britain Has Declared War On The United States?!  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Bert Almost DIED Yesterday! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

She knows her boyfriend's mom doesn't like her, but she wants that to change by reaching out to her. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Harvey Weinstein's Conviction Was Overturned?! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We've Turned Cassie's Bad Luck Streak Into A Country Song from ChatGPT. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Our Favorite Sports Broadcaster Is Back To Discuss The ATL Falcons Draft Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Bert Almost Lost His Ex-Wife's Fur Baby!  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Gisele Bundchen Breaks Down After Being Pulled Over By Cops Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Somebody left a vile comment on our Facebook page. And congratulations, you just won the award for Bad Take of the Week.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

You'll Never Guess The Embarrassing Reasons Why We Called 911 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

She was asked out by a man twice her age. Is crazy for going on this date?  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Women are finally speaking up about something they've suffered from during singleness. And Abby thinks she has the cure.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The 2024 NFL Draft Is Here...  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Kristin's neighbor has an emergency. How do you get crows to forgive you? Yeah, she's talking about the birds. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Full Show PT 1: Thursday, April 25 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Full Show PT 1: Thursday, April 25 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Her boss accidentally FaceTimed her while he was "playing piano" with someone she suspected wasn’t his wife. We helped her prove it was another woman with War of the Roses! Did she ever confront her boss after finding out the truth? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Do you say anything that SHOULD be a saying...but isn't? We wanna hear from you! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Rebel Wilson Has To Republish Memoir After Removing Chapter About Sacha Baron Cohen! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

*Content Warning: Eating Disorders* She developed her eating disorder growing up with her mom. Now that she's older she's in a much better place! But her mom's new diet is bringing her back to her old ways...should she say something? We’ve got Jessica Hutchinson of Honest Women Podcast on the line to help navigate this tricky topic! Listen to Honest Women wherever you get your favorite podcasts! Ps. If you want to chat more in depth, Honest Women Podcast have a Facebook group for discussions! https://www.facebook.com/groups/honestwomenpodcastcommunity Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

PLEASE! Stop the peer pressuring…Bert is asking nicely! He's not ready to enter this relationship, even if everyone wants him to! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

A good friend of Moe’s passed away and he's been trying to process it. He wants to honor him in a funny way because he believes that's what he would want and deserves! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Producer Jackson got into his very first car accident a week ago and insurance is saying that it is 100% his fault. He begs to differ but needs your advice! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Is Kylie Jenner Pregnant With Timothee Chalamet’s Child? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Does your relationship have what it takes to make it? Here's 7 patterns often seen in couples who succeed. How many do you knock off? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Wanna buy unseen lost luggage no strings attached? Well, good luck! One of us tried to and got SET UP! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Is it wrong to monitor your children's texts...or a sensible safety measure? She's not sure what to do anymore after her kid's sketchy texting past! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ex NFL Star Antonio Brown Won’t Stop Trolling Caitlin Clark  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Have you ever dated a celebrity? We wanna hear from you! Who was it and how'd you get their attention? Abby needs a little advice on how to lockdown HER man! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Her mom’s former best friend planned on crashing her parents’ 25th anniversary party...she tried to stop her! Did it work or not? It's #FollowUpThursday! + Why is everyone emailing Kristin about Moe’s health?! She'll share what concerned listeners keep sending her. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Do you consider watching TV your hobby? This TikTok'er claims that makes you UNSUCCESSFUL! And so does Abby…need some ice for that burn Kristin? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

What could possibly go wrong when you're on vacation with your boyfriend's family and everybody's been drinking? Well, how about a fight at a bar? Intern Kylie will tell us what really went down! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

MGK Was Asked To Say Three Mean Things About Taylor Swift For Money!  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

One of Kristin’s neighbors is BEEFING with her neighborhood wildlife buuuuuut before we get to that Bert’s walked in wearing something pretty interesting and we need to talk about it! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Full Show PT 1: Wednesday, April 24 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Full Show PT 2: Wednesday, April 24 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

What do you do when you realize you don’t have any friends who look like you? Producer Jackson had this startling realization and needs your advice! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

He's in the doghouse after trying to console his distressed girlfriend and getting turned on! What would you do in his shoes? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Is there a comedy double standard? What things do you think dudes can joke about that women can’t? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Look, you see a problem, you gotta speak up, right? Moe went to a party, saw a WHOLE bunch of party fouls and isn't sure if he's in the right or wrong here! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Megan Thee Stallion Is Being Sued For Sexual Harassment Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Today Kristin has a question for GUYS ONLY. Is absence actually a thoughtful GIFT? She’ll explain. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Her mom had a GREAT first date. In fact, it was her first date after getting divorced! And then she got ghosted...we're going to find out exactly what happened! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Will you be sad to see #TikTok go? Congress has just signed a new bill that makes the ban a real possibility. We discuss. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Delta Burke Reveals She Tried Crystal Meth For Weight Loss! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

1 in 4 women and menstruators reported not being able to afford period products in the last year. We want to help change that with @HelpingMamas Pinot Period Party! Wanna come? ❣️🍷 More info: https://bit.ly/3Jv0vhI Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

If someone gifted you something you know you're NEVER going to use...would you tell them or keep it cute? For instance…can you see Bert rocking this cycling outfit? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

She learned that three of her coworkers are sleeping with her MARRIED manager and everyone *just* found out! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

She’s having major imposter syndrome about her upcoming internship...what advice would you give her before she heads overseas? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Is Old School Matchmaking Making A Comeback?  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

What's the WORST drunk text you've ever sent? #BertShowFam called in with their cringiest inebriated messages...like the dude who sexted his girlfriend's MOM?! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Why do guys keep cancelling on Abby? Some #BertShowFam have very interesting theories on why it's happening! She'll share. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Calling all models! Is Cassie too old to break into the industry? Or should she answer this modeling call? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

She totally and completely humiliated her husband on national TV. Is #FamilyFeud the devil's game show? We're gonna put it to the test! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Kanye West Calls Himself “God” In Unhinged Interview!  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Full Show PT 1: Tuesday, April 23 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Full Show PT 2: Tuesday, April 23 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Today Kristin continues her series of the dark side of different industries with the most evil of them all...let's talk HOAs. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We see how cute they are together, does Riley? We wanna make Abby’s celebrity crush a real life romance! How should we do it? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

How do you properly split rent with your significant other? Producer Jackson is moving in with his girlfriend and isn't sure if he should split rent equally or based on how much they make! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Picking locks, high speed car chases, changing your name and moving states…what’s YOUR weird fantasy? The Bert Show shares!  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

He knows his sister posts on instagram and is LYING to their mom about having one! Should he narc or keep it to himself? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Yesterday was Kristin and her husband Bart's wedding anniversary! So, Kristin decided to check out her wedding video, and she saw things she had never seen before! She shares. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We understand listeners will come after us sometimes. But when you drag our family into it, we've got problems. Moe has something to say today! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Her mother-in-law threw a BABY SHOWER for her step-sister in the middle of her wedding reception! Should she #ForgiveOrForget? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

On their 7th wedding anniversary, Kristin and her husband decided to celebrate in COURT! Whose side were you on in this thankless #CouplesCourt? We've got the results! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Things went DOWN at a Waffle House in Smyrna...and Abby and her mom were front row! WHO is the father?! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

She thinks her bisexual girlfriend is cheating on her with MEN! We're going to help catch her with #TinderTakedown! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Is Abby’s friend's wedding tradition cute or creepy? Her Mother-In-Law wants to buy her lingerie for her WEDDING NIGHT! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We asked #BertShowFam to spill their deepest darkest secrets and they really came through! She's hiding money from her fiancé, her sister is marrying her sneaky link, she pretended to be a LESBIAN?! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

How big is the culture gap between White people and Black people? PRETTY BIG! Can you recognize these actors from different backgrounds? It's time for a #CultureQuiz! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Anne Hathaway Says Past Chemistry Tests Had Her Making Out With Multiple Actors!  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It has been a loooong string of really bad luck for Cassie…did everything turn around after the White Witch™️ AKA Kristin did a smudging? She'll tell us. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Full Show PT 1: Monday, April 22 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Full Show PT 2: Monday, April 22 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This time around, it wasn't the DAUGHTER that ate too many gummies, it was her Mom! And it was dramatic. Producer Keity will share! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Her future mother-in-law wanted to wear her old wedding dress on HER wedding day! She wasn't gonna let this happen...what did she say?! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jonathan Majors Sentenced For Assaulting Ex-Girlfriend Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Are closing times at stores and restaurants REALLY the closing times? We've got some service industry employees calling customers out! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Happy Birthday Abby! It's time for a Bert Show TRADITION! Let's play #QVC Roulette! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Since Cassie and her fam will be living in an AirBnB for a few weeks, she's calling on Moe to share his Dad’s protips on checking if your rental has cameras! Is she safe? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Morgan Wallen Breaks His Silence After Arrest! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Moe was offered a part on a reality TV show! Only problem? His lady was a little reluctant about it...what did he choose to do? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Rain or shine, the Bert's Big Adventure reunion was going down! We share our amazing time with these awesome families. + Walking through #SixFlags had Bert taking a walk down memory lane...remember Frieda? 💋 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

She expected a THANK YOU and he said..."why?" It's time for Kristin and her husband to make an appearance in #CouplesCourt! Whose side are you on? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

David Beckham Is Suing Mark Wahlberg?! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

She was legit TERRIFIED to teach her daughter how to drive. Enter Bert! He had a couple of extra hours, and helped them out. How did it go? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

First it started with Kendrick vs. Drake...now it's Quavo vs. Chris Brown! What's going down? Producer Keity and Moe break it down! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Her brother's fiancée wanted to chop her hair and dye it A DAY before the wedding. Our listener was trying to talk her out of it...did she? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Did Moe speak it into the universe? He felt like he was going to pass out on stage after talking about it…and guess what happened next! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Taylor Swift’s New Album Spills The Tea On Matty Healy Timeline!  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

How did Abby date with country superstar Riley Green go? She'll tell us all about her birthday meet and greet with her...MAN? 💘 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Full Show PT 1: Friday, April 19 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Full Show PT 2: Friday, April 19 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Her future mother-in-law wants to wear her old wedding dress on HER wedding day! What would you say to her? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Miss anything on the show this week? No worries! DJ Willie T AKA Tommy is here to fill you in! It's time for the wrap up rap! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

One Bert Show member needs some extra love! Producer @TruSmilesJones realized she has trouble celebrating herself so we're going to help her out! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices