The Big Bang Theory Theory

But for real though, can you imagine if Cloud and Mickey were buds?

Not much happens this episode because Leonard and Penny work their problem out halfway through their own plotline. Nothing funny about that!

Go watch some friggin' Dragonball, ya goofs.

Play Blast Corps and Rampage World Tour

Nick and Kyle both liked the episode. It's weird.

Nick goes full-blown conspiracy theorist while Kyle ensures us all that Penny is as respectable as she is bangable.

Season 7 wraps up. Sheldon prepares to go on a great adventure. Penny and Leonard are getting married. Raj is having sex. And several other characters like Nick and Kyle have way less going on.

What? You didn't like Raiden?

Professor Proton is dead, but Godzilla is back, baybeeeeee!

We'd rather be watching the watchmen.

Wolowitz' past comes back to haunt him, but not in nearly as satisfyingly shameful a way as we'd hoped. Also we're starting a sister podcast where we shit on classic literature.

Star Ocean is fun. And so is reading The Count of Monte Cristo. The episode is fine I guess.

Sheldon's momma gets nasty.

Nick and Kyle discuss the incredible coordination necessary among disparate government agencies requires to maintain the threat of Sheldon.

Nick and Kyle will both go full goth if you dare us to.

Sorry about weeb Cosby.

It's the end of season two and we're going to the North Pole! Seriously. The nerds go to the North Pole. And we talk about it.

Kyle gets so horny about comic books that he tears his shirt off. That's the only thing that really matters.

I'm ditching the three sentence format. It's stifling my creativity! On this episode, we get dank brain and write our own episode of the Big Bang Theory. We also criticize the show for not looking closely enough at its own code of ethics, but in case that sounds too dry, Nick also invents a new sex move.

Kyle still isn't watching The Simpsons. Nick wasted his childhood. Summer Glau gets harassed for twenty minutes.      On the brighter side, Kyle recommends the works of Naoki Urasawa, and Nick thinks you should try World of Final Fantasy, especially if you're a baby. Also, apologies for the poor sound quality. Due to a technical error, this episode sounds like it's being recorded through a bathroom door.

We're miserable and the episode sucks. HAPPY WEDNESDAY

You're not a real nerd unless you love something trivial so badly it hurts.

SEE TITLE THX BYE

Sure we watch a show or whatever but you'll never believe the dedication of Nick's dentist.

Nick and Kyle forego any sense of dedication toward the episode to instead talk about video games and movies. They are what they hate. They are also truly free.

No good thing lasts.

Nick still really hates Wil Wheaton

Nick loves the episode. Kyle is nonplussed. But they're brought back together by Spider Man and Green Room because they're huge dorks.

We start talking Werewolf Simulator. And we're the only ones to ever have this idea. Just us.

Just read the title. That's what we're REALLY into.

More than anything we confront the fact that we've been doing this for over seven years. Good lord.

We once again crave what we never stopped craving.

You did it, Brendan! Good for you!

The episode is fine, but Nick and Kyle drift further away than ever into discussing things they actually enjoy.

As season seven begins, Leonard is in the show less than ever. Things are starting to look good.

HALFWAY, BABY

The drift begins. They talk less and less about the show. But it's still technically about The Big Bang Theory Theory.

We've all but abandoned the premise this episode. Long live the new flesh.

More so than usual, Nick and Kyle talk about things they actually enjoy, in spite of this episode having three whole (unsatisfying) plots.

It's the tenure episode! The nerds all fight about who will get tenure until it's ultimately revealed that they'll all get tenure. Bad show.

All of Wolowitz's friends learn a secret about his past that not even he knows, but will any of them reveal it? Who cares. We're more interested in level tables.

It's fine.

Nick thinks Raj is most relatable when he's most pathetic, and shows a trademark lack of self-awareness at the implications of that connection. Kyle loves Mega Man Battle Network.

It's a real Valentine's snooze. Nick worries he's falling out of love with Bayonetta. Kyle yearns for the Loop.

In spite of the many dramatic confrontations in this episode, it's a bit of a snooze. Fortunately Nick and Kyle can still bond over cyberpunk.

This week's episode brings up huge plot developments only to do nothing at all with them, but Nick and Kyle at least enjoy deciding what action figures they'd like to be.

Juno Men guests and nerds out with Kyle as Nick regrets knowing either of them.

Nick and Kyle wrestle with whether this is one of the best or one of the worst all-time episodes of TBBT. But they do both agree they love those beefy boys from Letterkenny and JoJo's Bizarre Adventure, which are basically the same show.

The episode features dungeons and dragons and lemme tell ya it unlocked something in us.

The television episode ends with Amy bent over Sheldon's knee, squealing in delight as he spanks her harder and harder. You have entered the horny zone.

This episode might be good but its filth overwhelms Nick. Meanwhile, Nick and Kyle explain their media horniness preferences.

Sheldon terrifies Leonard with theories of hypnotic sex crime.

While it's fun to see Sheldon get drunk and fighty, Amy is left in the lurch. Meanwhile, Nick and Kyle examine the dark lives of magicians.

Nick and Kyle talk a little about the episode this time but it's clear how much more they love horror movies and manga. Like always, but it's especially clear this time.

Nick and Kyle are all over the map in this one but all you really need to know is that Nick is upset about the lack of Halloween shenanigans.

Wolowitz comes home to a world even less caring than the one he left. In spite of this being a pretty good episode, Nick and Kyle mostly think about how much better they like IASIP.

A lot of plot happens but Nick forgets all of it because he's too freaked out by Kyle's description of a giant ant hill.

Wolowitz gets space bullied.

SAME AS IT EVER WAS

Wolowitz gets married and goes to space but Nick and Kyle are too mad about fandom to care.

All the couples are doin' fine and it makes me realize I miss Raj.

Bernadette didn't realize Wolowitz was a sex pest. We'd better explore that.

Kyle's sexual energy is overflowing in this one.

Raj tries to accept that he's in a sham gay arranged marriage and I wish this is what the show were actually about.

Reunited and It Feels So Good

Nick and Kyle are being dragged down into mid-to-late season doldrums. Where is this show going? How many episodes will we see of Sheldon struggling with boring tasks? Why do we exist? Even Sheldon turns to nihilism.We also recommend that you play Shin Megami Tensei III or check out Dimension 20.

Oh good grief it's all falling apart!

Nick and Kyle struggle to get through this snooze of an episode, but they later get pumped about Battlestar Galactica so the show overall is still nerdy as all get out.

Penny and Leonard are dating and Raj starts fucking his iPhone. Happy Halloween!

Nick and Kyle are joined by guest Logan for the big 100th episode!

Nick and Kyle disagree about whether this is a good episode, but are nonetheless pleased that there's a real plot. Also, Kyle expresses genuine joy when talking about Star Wars that makes Nick wonder if he's ever really been happy.

Nick and Kyle mostly have a pleasant conversation and are shockingly un-triggered by primo bully content.

Kyle reflects on how new media can't and shouldn't take you back to a place that no longer exists. Amy and Sheldon engage in dangerous liaisons with Stuart.

The episode is good and I can't believe it.

Nick records this one nude. Can you hear the difference? Also, Kyle recommends you watch The Green Knight (which Nick also enjoyed) while Nick recommends checking out Space Dandy.

Pranks galore in our accidentally Home Alone themed episode!

Sheldon's mom is racist but charming AS USUAL

It's the disability jokes episode!

Nick rants for too long about things he's only kind of into but he and Kyle both love Amy's adorable mustache finger.

Sheldon is grossed out by a used chair and they try to make a whole episode out of it.

Rochelle Cote joins us to discuss problematic sexual encounters and suicidal ideation. But we have a good time of it!

We cap off season four with a big cliffhanger that asks: Do Nick and Kyle finally enjoy The Big Bang Theory?

We're at the end of our ropes, struggling to explain such a middling episode. But thanks for listening anyway I guess?

Hey y'all. Let's be real. We're just talking about nerd stuff for like 80% of this baby, and we're doing it with the lovely and talented Charley Macorn. You can learn more their work at charleymacorn.com. Also, Amy rules, the bros drool, and I'm just now realizing that this episode has almost no Leonard in it.

Hello, dearest listeners! This week we welcome our latest delightful guest, that affable goofball Juno Men. Things immediately get problematic, but, right or wrong, we persevere. And of course Sheldon is up to his old tricks or whatever.

We have a guest, Eliza! She has her own show you should listen to called Tommyknockin. Also we talk about a TV show I guess.

On this week's episode, we welcome back special guest Chris Binning, who can earnestly say the show has improved since he last appeared. And by "show," does Chris mean our podcast or The Big Bang Theory? Listen and find out, won't you?

Chloe's back! That's really all you need to know.

It's a double feature! Not only do we watch an episode of history's worst sitcom, we also watch a sitcom about Hitler.

Nick and Kyle talk about serious things, like Jessica Walter's WAP.

Horny Raj is horny.

Wolowitz gets jealous of someone's larger genitals. That's the episode.

It's a pretty NEET episode, except that this one's a real stinker. Of the actual show. I don't mean our show. Though both are true.

The nerds make a new friend but feelings get in the way. Nick still won't shut up about Final Fantasy X.

Kyle, Nick, and the whole Big Bang gang team up to destroy the very idea of comedy.

Nick and Kyle our joined again by their good friend Chloe to discuss theater arts high school, assault apologism, and whether Bernadette is a nasty top. Also, Wolowitz is a racist and mostly gets away with it.

Things get spicy. Amy goes for it.

Nick and Kyle are joined by their indie art-house theater friend Solveig! Also, Wolowitz gets sad because all his friends are creeps. Maybe now he knows what it's like to be friends with him.