The Loh Down on Science

What do cheese, beer and sauerkraut have in common?

Why do today what you can put off until…whenever?

Gah!! This place is so cluttered

Dead electronics live a LONG life. They’re useless - but we CAN’T just throw them away!

For your consideration: a baffling conundrum - a question without an answer...Next stop…. The Twilight Zone!

Hunter! Gatherer! Farmer! Who works the hardest - or smartest?

Is there a cure for an achy breaky heart?

Lost at Minecraft AGAIN? Painful!

Cavities are a pain, and that’s the TOOTH!!!

Big city life - the sights, the sounds, the smells...is that PIZZA??!

Let’s get these blood cells into shape!

Howdy, neigh-bear!

You gotta dress to impress! Even in grade school!

Doesn’t Bob the Builder seem like a fun-gi?

Is your sleep quality ON THE ROCKS?

Are YOU a perfect… “nine?”

Wanna hear something PAW-some?

“In a world...of zero gravity...you won’t BELIEVE your eyes....!”

One man’s trash is another man’s…disinfectant?

Stay chill… with jelly?

Want to feel like a Jolly Green...ZEN giant?

Pooping bricks -- it’s just an expression! Or is it...?

How do YOU channel your inner Aaron Sorkin?

I’m a poet and I show it – my feet are Longfellows!

Pimples - they pack a PUNCH!

One Yoplait please…doctor’s orders!

There’s a new energy source...hiding in the shadows!

Ants in your plants?

Whoa, I’m flying! Or am I?

Love is in the air tonight…or is that giraffe DNA?

Oh no! Our GPS has gone BATTY!

Flying off to a beach vacation? Pack sunscreen, bathing suits, and…feathers?!

Once upon a time...” could be more than a fairy tale!

Flexible as jelly! Stronger than shatter-proof glass! It’s SUPER...stuff?!

Don’t set your scale on fire just yet!

Sit! Stay! Speak...in a foreign language?

Is it a Picasso, a Pollock, or… a Neanderthal?

Not all that glitters is “green!”

Here comes the sun-based energy source!

Say hello to…Rocket Science Barbie?

Hey cat, quit staring at me! What on EARTH is he thinking about?

Hey Siri - want to go shopping?

No time to exercise? There might still be a “runners high” on the way!

Don’t judge a carrot by its. . . peel?

Are you under the influence… of BABY?

03/08/22

What's big, scaly, and eats more than your Dad at a discount buffet?

Deserts covered in GLASS? Sounds like the latest sci-fi film universe!

Imagine buying dinner with a wave of your arm!

Who wants gum? It could be a Life Saver!

Do seabirds sign prenups?

My spidey sense is tingling! Is there a storm on the way?

How animals view each other’s worlds.

No games, more pain? #VR solutions in the hospital.

Seen that new movie? It’s a gas!

Kicking the habit? It’s okay to take a break!

Fractured fairy tales from prehistoric times

It’s not only horror film creatures that can smell your weakness!

Could the gene for addiction be found in our past?

Dinosaurs open wide, but they don’t stick out their tongues!

Picnic cutlery joins the self-healing movement.

These shrimp may need a 12-step program!

Go ahead, indulge yourself – just not right now!

Why you may want to know how the story ends

Wrinkles, gotta love them… Seriously!

Problems -- you get what you look for!

Fish are more sensitive than we think!

Is mental health a way to keep you from going gray?

Wind farms cause some warming – but it’s still better than some alternatives!

Ever feel like your limbs have a mind of their own?

Does putting a new word in the dictionary mean people will actually USE it?

Welcome to the world-wide SPIDER web!

It’s election season! Time to get out the… SNEEZE?!

Can love ACTUALLY make the world more beautiful?

Lookout - snake on the make!

They gather at dawn, lifting their voices high in sweet rhythms. Oh, and they're lemurs!

Munch munch munch… Someday I will be a beautiful butterfly!

Regeneration - it’s a TAIL as old as time!

Is fat LITERAL food for thought?

Is it a horse...or a fashion statement??   

01/22/24

Learning your A-B-Cs? Piece of cake!

Life will be AWESOME in – oh – two hundred years...?!

Whispers, intrigue, secret love letters - oh my!

Remember Rocky J. Squirrel? His Parkour skills were NUTS!

Why is Cookie Monster blue? Discuss!

Could joining the swim team turn your kid into a spelling champ?

Snack time! Brownie or...cucumber?

One fish, two fish, red fish,...male fish?

It’s “Tool Time!”

If you can potty train a dog, can you potty train... A COW?

Is this milk still good to drink?

What do you call a pink bird who loves to socialize? A fla-mingle!

Hey, freshmen - is college WEIGHING on you - literally?

01/03/24

Shh, don’t wake the baby! She’s busy learning...

Is your dog giving you the side-eye?

Need a change in routine?

When it comes to speed-dial, ONE is the loneliest number!

Is there a mind-tummy...connection?

Sure I’ll give you half my candy bar. But I’m NOT sharing with the whole carpool!

Munch munch munch… Someday I will be a beautiful butterfly!