Get Off My Lawn Podcast w/ Gavin McInnes

We go over Biden's speech for the free part of the show and then laugh at a million silly tidbits behind the paywall.

The God Wheel controls today's double episode and apparently the big guy wants us to discuss strange black habits and gays behaving badly.

While Putin is giving Tucker half hour history lessons, our president thinks Egypt is Mexico and his son got his rosary "at the Lady of…” We are living in Retard Nation and actual handicapped people seem to be doing better than most of us. Also, James O’Keefe is on fire and the Proud Boys are under attack.

In this particularly grumpy episode, Gavin attacks delivery men, Ryan’s cookie receipt, Hari Kondabolu, Bezhani Sarvar, Justin Trudeau, Patriot Front, Joe Biden, Jon Stewart, and modern America.

We bash through about a thousand examples of the Competence Crisis with a whirlwind finale focussed on aviation.

Mercedes repents, the ADL's Jonathan Greenblatt is a genocide denier, the moon landing is in question, Biden is still a complete joke, and The Replacements just knocked Van Halen and The Rolling Stones out of the top spot.

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The Censored.TV mug shot t-shirts have arrived! Also, Fox Business' Kennedy reclines her airplane seat, Jon Stewart's getting even worse, Michael Oher is retarded, Joe Rogan stumps Adam Conover, school buses are arriving six hours late, and Van Halen begins a five-part series determining what is the greatest rock band of all time.

After mocking Ministry for their terrible Proud Boys song, we go through some local news and then bash feminism au bout!

In a brazen attempt to show the freeloaders EVERYTHING we do on GOML, we crammed in a couple of stories from basically every general topic we cover: Green Screens, Feminism, War on Kids, LGBTQ, My Pet Biden, Competence Crisis, Racism, Proud Boys, Mail Bag, and Final Video all get their due. Finally, the subscribers get a special treat. Gavin translates Biden's gibberish into coherent English. Unfortunately, our intrepid host pays a hefty price.

The Island Boys are in love, men are paying to be kicked in the balls, women are celebrating their loneliness, babies are being starved to death, and it's racist to object to riots. WTF is going on!? CORRECTION: The opening song is "Oligarchy" by DC duo Teen Mortgage.

This is less than half of the full episode, sign up you gaylord. The sequel. After some alternative music talk and a look at hipster porn star Joanna Angel, we finally find one of these racist white guys everyone's been talking about. Then, Kamala Harris tells us we have to, uh, something about not being burdened by the past. She said it 100 times but it's the least catchy catchphrase ever created.

Back from visiting hooligans on the lam, the G breaks down 10 things he’s learned about hard men. We also look at Queen, Sid Vicious, Paul Weller, Tim Pool, Emma Vigeland, Pit Bulls, and great dads.

Deranged women are sabotaging their own corporations, young men are sexually mutilating themselves, cucks are cucksplaining, animals are attacking us, and the elites are turning an irrelevant schoolyard scrap into an international terror incident. Tommy tried to point out the latter and now he's going to prison.  GUEST: TOMMY ROBINSON

Here are 20 things from the movie Idiocracy that came true but before we get to that, check out Australian goth surf, Island Boys tattoo removal, Michael Rappaport’s Trump Derangement Syndrome, innocent Karens, and guilty of being white.

In this smorgasbord of an episode we dip our toes into, glongs, Linda, president Tucker, Gazi Kodzo, the evolution of rebellion, kangz, homosexual megalomania, right-wing schools, Biden's brain, and a whole bunch of laughing babies. GUEST: JOHN KINSMAN

Good for ages 5-15, the boys go through everything from "how to make friends" to "why are farts so funny?" It gets uncomfortable when we get into the "Stranger Danger" section but every other part is stupid and fun. Show this to your kids. It's safe. GUEST: JAIMEE MICHELL

Despite a brutal allergy attack, our intrepid host goes over Biden's latest gaffe, KJP's DUI, our national incompetence problem, the death of meritocracy, himbos ruining tough guy shows, summer looks, and the death of journalism. GUEST: Turtleboy

Gavin reads from his autobiography someone else wrote and then it's Proud Boys, sprinkles, spazmos, and Budweiser.

After indulging in cringe country and telling butters we live in a society, we analyze the subtle messages God leaves us through divine intervention. Then, we try to prevent gays from killing themselves.

Back from the St. Patrick's Day parade, we discuss bad marching bands, the lack of rapes, and Dylan Mulvaney's total inability to act female. Then, it's a deep dive on the ten most hateful people in America and how awesome they actually are. Finally, we try not to cry when a cancer-free dad takes his son to a Canucks game.

The mainstream left is finally realizing that Jan 6 was a hoax and antifa are the establishment but we've known all this for so long, we're like Ancien' Chinee Secreh.

New cops join the show, along with famous producer Rick Ruben. Matty is very sick, and sits this one out. We watch some cop vids, take calls, and remember some great Trump moments.

The cops and the robber go through various pursuit videos and lament the lack of talented criminals these days. The gang also tries to figure out what percentage of cops are just assholes who were bullied in high school.

Bon Jovi's cowboy song is GAY / We investigate a suspiciously written ad read / The cops interrogate Matty / Black girls vs Police / "Yawner" teen criminals / Cool Trump / Project Veritas' biggest scoop yet / "James O'keefe" joins the show / Were we wrong about Nicole Arbour? / An ex-trans baby monster calls in / We meet "Jane" O'keefe

It appears to be Sylvia's last show as a slew of cops show up and turn the whole thing into pigs VS. perps.

Sylvia's got no love for the fuzz because they won't let her get back with the guy who beat the shit out of her.

Callers tell us cops what we got wrong about burglaries. It's gay.

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Ryan makes his suit worth it by become a gay Joker the whole show.

After analyzing Ye's philosophy, we take 100 calls and advise a newlywed to give up on the evil bitch who just canceled their marriage after 15 months.

Trooper Dickman pops by so we talk about the 25 LAPD recruits who were run over by a stoned Mexican. This leads to a whole series of videos showing what it's like to be a cop these days.

What other show has 79-year-old abortionists screaming at Catholics, prison stories, calls from prison, fist fights, virgins, Weird Al, Joe Biden, Elon Musk, and two different Jesse Lee Petersons arguing with each other?

Terrence Howard has some new "owdest symbos" and everyone pretends he's not insane. Then, we take a hundred calls and learn listening to music is gay.

State Trooper Dickman pops by and we do a deep dive on the dangers of Drag Queen Story Hour.

Our host realizes his head of sales is not his head of sales but a prankster who got inside the company and totally Andy Kaufman-ed them! Also, shit went down at Compound and we have the footage!

From now on, if you don't have the Sprinkles, you have the shartles. Also, Linewives VS. Bucket Bunnies, bar culture, weak men, Butt Boys, Ignoble Beard, and cops being punished just for trying to do their job.

Typos aside, Matty and the boys look at pictures of pretty girls and RATE them. Then, it's a lot of military callers complaining about the woke destruction of their world.

Live show is early this month so Ryan can take his baby to Disney. Matty describes what it’s like to get out of prison. Spoiler alert - it’s complicated.

Ryan, Matty, and Gav go through a song with 50 rappers on it and take apart every single line they say.

Matty leaves for vacation so our intrepid host scrambles to fill the hole with Slyvia and Linda. They both say no so Ryan makes do with some funny imitations that go nowhere.

Swamped by new mail and calls, we plow through and try to cover important news like fake Proud Boy implications on this FBI attack and the ridiculous assumption that Britney Spears is a bad mom.

After trying to figure out why some dude in a giant costume would avoid black kids, we take a bunch of calls including some dude who accidentally got a chick pregnant but proudly declares he doesn't eat hipster food.

The guys discuss the newly announced Sino-Russo reserve currency, Matty regales us with stories of guns and nearly dying, and for some reason Ryan is wearing only a bulletproof vest.

We try to watch Day 8 of the Jan 6 hearings but we'd rather talk to Matty about his cellmates like Christopher Rocancourt who convinced the world he was a Rockefeller and bilked people out of millions. We also check in on wet farts, vomit, and our old pal Gazi who is facing some pretty serious sodomy charges.

We introduce a new friend who doesn't actually show up but there's letters from prison and angry flat earthers telling us we got it all wrong.

We go through the stultifying lack of meritocracy in Western politics and laugh at the glaring incompetence these affirmative action hires bring the world. We also talk to a lot of new parents about how awesome it is to have kids.

We spend the first half of the show mocking NYT's Alan Feuer for his pathetic NPR interview where he appears convinced anyone who disagrees with him is literally Hitler.

Live at noon we go through breaking news with NY gun laws and Jan 6 delays. At the end of the show, we realize Biden did something even grosser than ruining the country.

Clown World's version of what our world is so far from reality, it's basically a cartoon. We don't want gays reading to kids just because they're gay? We wanted to kill Mike Pence? We tried to take over the most powerful country in history? This is Smurfs.

Gavin, Ryan, and Matty (Syl is still ill) enjoy Matt Walsh's new trans movie, Chin Diesel, and the thirty or so years the Rollins Stones were as good as Rancid.

At the beginning of the show we're given a bunch of cute kids to hang out with but two hours later, they are ripped away from us forever.

We open a hundred t-shirts from hi-vis fans and lament the death of Otis Redding.

Ryan gets a new nickname and Sylvia is back from the hospital and ready to talk dirty!

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We bring a cop and a criminal on the show to try to understand why they're so similar.

Our intrepid host declares war on his own family because they totally ignored him while he searched for his glasses for an entire day despite the fact that they were responsible for misplacing them. In protest, Gavin is wearing the shirt that held said glasses the same way Mattress Girl carried the mattress she was raped on. The hope is - obviously - it raises awareness about elder abuse. GUESTS: LIBS OF TIKTOK, MERCEDES CARRERA

Musk has $45b for Twitter, Florida told Disney to fuck off, CNN+ is done, and Johnny Depp has been vindicated. What a banner day here in Clown World!

From a real bad shooting in Grand Rapids, Michigan to cochlear implants, Coca-Cola, and squirrels playing basketball.

After laughing at Biden's inability to form a sentence and getting horrified by how unbelievably gay Disney has become, the boys get inundated with relationship advice questions and save marriage after marriage after marriage.

Fans call in and thanks us for screaming: "Put a ring on it. Make some babies. You've been partying for over a decade. If you haven't sown your wild oats by now, you are mentally ill."

Ryan's gets his testosterone results in and it's not good. Also, stop playing video games, trans is still funny, and we make a sign for Gavin's bar "Gav's Tav" live on the air.

A powerfully inebriated Gavin plows through hours of calls in a blackout.

Dua Lipa is in trouble for stealing songs but did she? What's stealing a song?

The gang sits down to discuss sex, love, and marriage.

Turns out, the chimp knows a thing or two about Ukraine. Also, dancehall sucks.

The Baby Monsters try to change their name to Pool Shitters and fail.

We avoid the mailbag and take calls while extolling the virtues of the local pub.

We talk to Gavin's brother about the convoy until he almost freezes to death.