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On today's show... Why can't Luke seem to close his fly? What candy should you have at your house this Halloween? Do you know how to "junk journal"? Enjoy!

On today's show... How much would you pay for a good night's sleep on vacation? Kids have found an interesting way to cheat the system when it comes to social media bans. Dumb criminals and dumber sound effects are what we do in Sound Effects Theater! Enjoy!

On today's show... Why would you cook something in the oven if you could just microwave it? What is the old tech that you would like to see make a comeback? How many times a day do you think you swear? Enjoy!

On today's show... Happy 9-2-5 Day! What was the worst PE activity from school? Luke is ready for the weekend with Dad Jokes! Enjoy!

On today's show... What are some jobs that sound easier than they really are? Are you the bad guy if you partake in the company potluck but refuse to contribute? Have you tried the new AE Dairy Scotcharoo chocolate milk? Enjoy!

On today's show... Dumb criminals get only the best in dumb sound effects on Sound Effects Theater. Kelly and Riley sittin' in a tree...and Luke ain't havin' it! Should you be checking your phone during a movie? Enjoy!

On today's show... What kind of "sickfluencer" would you be? Luke wants to be the "Iowan of the day" at the Iowa State Fair next year. Do you take a water bottle with you everywhere you go? Enjoy!

On today's show... Luke had a "garbage weekend" Jeriney watches "Widow's Bay" Is it normal or no to take pictures of your medications before going to the doctor? Enjoy!

On today's show... Billy Joel isn't dead. Should you be "forking" your Oreos? Luke is ready for the weekend with Dad Jokes! Enjoy!

On today's show... Poor little racoon has a few too many in the Exile Brewery dumpster! How many places have you lived as an adult? Is Natalie the bad guy for not wanting to go to a family function because of an "out of control" kid and lying to her husband about it? Enjoy!

On today's show... Why are people folding their plastic grocery bags? Did you know it's illegal to pump less than 4 gallons of gas? There is a scientific reason as to why you spend so much money in Target! Enjoy!

On today's show... Do you have an implied parking spot at your workplace? One dad is going to extremes to keep from losing the remote? Do you wear socks and/or shoes in your home? Enjoy!

On today's show... Do you have any Disney VHS tapes that are worth some money? What color were your school folders? Dumb criminals and dub sound effects go together like PB&J...and THAT'S Sound Effects Theater! Enjoy!

On today's show... What is the most popular beer in Iowa? (...as if we didn't know!) How fast are you driving over the speed limit? Is there a fast-food order too big for the drive through? Enjoy!

On today's show... If you only got 3 TV channels, what channels would you want? Is Emily the bad guy for wanting to just head to Vegas for her wedding? Luke is gonna get you ready for the long weekend with a new batch of dad jokes! Enjoy!

On today's show... Do you remember phone numbers like you used to? Are Gen X grandparents the absolute worst? Is Emily the bad guy for wanting to elope because she's tired of the parents making the decisions about HER wedding? Enjoy!

On today's show... There's a scientific reason as to why your dad may sneeze VERY loudly. Gen Alpha is learning about the plight of the Oregon Trail! Dumb criminals don't deserve much but they do deserve dumb sound effects! It's Sound Effects Theater! Enjoy!

On today's show... Have you ever fallen asleep and missed something important....like work? Luke was on the Kelly Clarkson show...finally! What temperature should your house be when you are sleeping? Enjoy!

On today' show... Why is Pizza Hut dropping the pizza? Luke doesn't know how to shop for curtains. Is it normal or no to not want to get your hair wet in the pool? Enjoy!

On today's show... What is "Tauschecking"? Where can you find the Miniature Art Vending Machines in Downtown Des Moines? Luke is ready for the weekend so that means Dad Jokes!! Enjoy!

On today's show... We will all miss Dolly Parton greatly, but who will be the next favorite celebrity? Parents are spending A LOT of money on dorm rooms. Dumb criminals deserve only the best in dumb sound effects. That's why we have Sound Effects Theater! Enjoy!

On today's show... What will it take to get Gen X back out to concerts? What are some things that should just be included in the price? Luke's ready for the weekend with some Dad Jokes! Enjoy!

On today's show... Are you "polyester"? We look into the newest Gen Z insult. What is FOBO? Have they changed the recipe for Barksdale Cookies at the Iowa State Fair?

On today's show... Does the internet finally agree with Luke? When putting the phone down is it face up or face down? Dumb criminals and dumb sound effects can only mean one thing...Sound Effects Theater! Enjoy!

On today's show... When did a tourist attraction disappoint you? Myspace is coming back! Will you sign up? Jeriney's dad is back with an all new "Kill It & Grill It!" Enjoy!

On today's show... Jeriney gives us a recap of NASCAR weekend at Iowa Speedway! Should you be going to the Iowa State Fair before it opens? Is it normal to want everyone to walk on the right side? Enjoy!

On today's show... This might be the greatest free gift, ever! What is the first major news story you remember? Why are they trying to reinvent vinyl records? Enjoy!

On today's show... Do you understand "Midwest distance"? Why are so many cars being stolen in Des Moines? Luke is ready for the weekend with his Dad Jokes! Enjoy!

On today's show... What is the "Grandma Nighttime Routine" on TikTok? Is Scott the bad guy for wanting to move out his daughter's stuff out of his house? The hot new toy for Christmas? Butt-Face, of course! Enjoy!

On today's show... How have your nights at the bar changed since you've gotten older? Where are the Dream Phone "men" today? Dumb criminals deserve only the worst in bad sound effects with Sound Effects Theater! Enjoy!

On today's show... Is corn sweat really as bad as we think? Should we just go ahead and get rid of checks? Jeriney's dad is back with an all new "Kill It & Grill It!" Enjoy!

On today's show... Would you pay someone to wait in line for you? Is it normal or no to store your cups right side up or upside down? How much are people paying to eat popcorn at movies these days? Enjoy!

On today's show... Would you want to live to the ripe old age of 156? How long do you go between car washes? Luke is ready for the weekend with some Dad Jokes! Enjoy!

On today's show... Is it ok to leave the butter on the counter? Is Jason the bad guy for mowing his yard without a shirt? Is there such a thing as too many Legos? Enjoy!

On today's show... Do you or your teen have "popcorn brain"? What kind of unhinged things did your parents do to save money? What words in the English language are "speedbump words"? Enjoy!

On today's show... Would you put "popping ranch" on your Bdubs? Is Jeriney a murderer? What would you do if your neighbor's yard was on fire? Enjoy!

On today's show... What job did you have as a kid that no longer exists? Is it a Starbucks hack or just stealing? Jeriney's dad is back with an all new "Kill It and Grill It"! Enjoy!

On today's show... If you have a Yahoo email address, does this make you old? Luke found a relic from the 1900s. Why is Jeriney getting mail addressed to "MR. Jeriney"? Enjoy!

On today's show... A childhood dream is coming true for Luke, in the form of a water tower! Happy National French Fry Day! Get ready for the weekend with some Dad Jokes! Enjoy!

On today's show... What do you call those things on your feet? Why do we not see gumball machines anymore? Are you the bad guy if you want your neighbors trash cans to be cleaned out? Enjoy!

On today's show... What was the board games you loved playing as a kid? Why are rich people putting these in their houses? Jeriney's dad is ready to go fishing in this week's Kill It & Grill It! Enjoy!

On today's show... Is it normal to start celebrating "spooky season" on July 5th? When is the ideal time to shower? Have you ever edited a Wikipedia page? Enjoy!

On today's show... Why is John Denver such a big part of the World Cup? What Gen X or Millennial habits do you refuse to give up? Which state has the sexiest state patrol cars? Enjoy!

On today's show... How often do you eat in your car? Arcades are making a comeback, but did they ever leave Des Moines? Dumb criminals are made to sound dumber with Sound Effects Theater! Enjoy!

On today's show... How can New York ban Jell-O shots? What's up with people pooping at concerts? Jeriney's dad is back with a new edition of Kill It & Grill It! Enjoy!

On today's show... Pudding Pops need to be the next retro item to make a comeback! Is it normal to sit down and relax in the shower? Who really controls the Alexa in your house?

On today's show... Luke is a fun-hater because of Post-It Notes? Jeriney is STILL trying to get an ALDI Blind Box. Dad Jokes are something special today, with Luke! Enjoy!

On today's show... Is Denise the bad guy for not wanting input on her son's wedding that she's paying the majority for? Are Valley West Mall's days numbered? Jeriney is embracing her "old people" hobby! Enjoy!

On today's show... What is the greatest fast-food item ever created? Luke teaches us some fun facts about Apple products. Did Jeriney get her hands on an Aldi Blind Box? Enjoy

On today's show... Europeans discovering American stuff is one of our new favorite things! Why do Iowans just leave their garage doors open? Is Luke normal for trying to look "non-threatening" when out for a walk? Enjoy!

On today's show... Should you have to warn new homeowners about bad neighbors when they buy a house? Do you know what a "squinny" is? Then you must be from Iowa! Having these things in your house means you are old! Enjoy!

On today's show... What did Iowa put in the America250 time capsule? There's a new song about Des Moines floating around on the interwebs. Jeriney's dad is back with an all new Kill it & Grill it! Enjoy!

On today's show... Luke is over subscription services...aren't we all? Why does Luke get the shakes after using his weed eater? Luke has an issue with the way groceries are bagged. Enjoy!

On today's show... Luke's got a bone to pick with the city of Des Moines. What exactly is a summer Friday? The dad jokes this week are above and beyond to get you ready for the weekend! Enjoy!

On today's show... Why did Jeriney buy a raffle ticket spinner for date night? Luke can't wait for the opportunity to embarass his kid! Are you the bad guy if you don't want to loan your car to a significant other because they can't return it the way they found it? Enjoy!

On today's show... Where exactly is downtown Des Moines? How should you be ordering fast food? What is an old commercial jingle that you still think about? Enjoy!

On today's show... Did you know you could ban yourself from a casino? Luke got the hair and makeup treatment. Jeriney went to a suburban block party and it was interesting. Enjoy!

On today' show... What was your favorite summer job? Is Luke becoming a birdwatcher? Dumb criminals do dumb things that we then add dumb sound effects! That's Sound Effects Theater! Enjoy!

On today's show... Exactly HOW much are we scrolling at work? Would you pay a babysitter to do some light cleaning while they watch your kid? Jeriney's dad is back with a new yummy critter in Kill It & Grill It! Enjoy!

On today's show... What does it take to get banned from an amusement park for life? A couple of chicken nuggets, apparently. What did you write in your friends' yearbooks? Is it normal or no to drink a big 'ole glass of milk with dinner as an adult? Enjoy!

On today's show... Jeriney's Aldi "Lego" saga continues... What are the best and worst candies for the movies? When was the last time you got a postcard? Enjoy!

On today's show... Have you ever warmed up a plate for your fast food? Is Melissa the "bad guy" for not wanting her mom to drive with her kids on the interstate? Should Disney World ban childless adults? Enjoy!

On today's show... What is the best street in Des Moines? Is there a more unhinged way to brush one's teeth? Dumb criminals deserve only the best in dumb sound effects with Sound Effects Theater! Enjoy!

On today's show... Why should you put your thrifted books in the freezer? Gen Z seems to no longer be able to do this one very simple thing. Would you want to know what your pet is saying? Enjoy!

On today's show... Luke gets us ready for the weekend with some dad jokes! Can you just start a junk drawer? Do you have a practical dream car? Enjoy!

On today's show... Jeriney hates trying on glasses. Luke is wishing his high school experiences were more ike the kids' today. We tried the new Dave's Hot Chicken! Enjoy!

On today's show... Do you honk your horn in traffic? Luke checks out the new Roni's Mac and Cheese restaurant! Dumb criminals deserve only the worst sound effects in Sound Effects Theater! Enjoy!

On today's show... Luke is looking for a new job as a high school PA announcer. Jeriney's Alexa device knows too much. Did you know that "close door" button in the elevator doesn't actually work? Enjoy!

On today's show... A game from the 90s is back in a BIG way! Jeriney watches "The Crash" on Netflix and has some thoughts. Luke got a trivia question wrong and pleads his case as to why he THINKS he's right! Enjoy!

On today's show... Why are people driving all crazy on 235? We promise, the Trader Joes employees are NOT flirting with you! Luke is ready for the weekend with his dad jokes! Enjoy!

On today's show... Did you watch "Tailspin" and not know that it was Baloo from Jungle Book? Why did you get sent to the principal's office? There is still hope for the kids based on Luke's CD shopping trip! Enjoy!

On today's show... Can Luke go "commando"? What is a movie you loved but can never watch again? Why do the kids want to be a Stacey but not a Becky? Enjoy!

On today's show... Would you go to a Diet Coke themed party? Is it normal to dab the grease off you rpizza? Why does every house have a yardstick? Enjoy!

On today's show... Why did Jeriney spend an hour crying in her car? How do you say Theisen's? Luke is ready for the weekend with a new batch of Dad Jokes! Enjoy!

On today's show... Luke love to learn...and then tell everyone what he has learned. This time, it's about brushes on escalators...yep...you read that right! Would you want a robot as a pet? The newest place for a good deal is the police station? Enjoy!

On today's show... How much butter are you supposed to use in your blue box mac & cheese? Would you want to crash a wedding or have your wedding crashed? Dumb criminals and dumb sound effects can only mean one thing...Sound Effects Theater! Enjoy!

On today's show... What defunct chain would you want to come back? A company has found the perfect way into the millennials hearts! Jeriney's dad is back with an all new Kill It & Grill It! Enjoy!

On today's show... Should Spirit Airlines be owned by "the people"? Jeriney watches The Devil Wears Prada 2 Luke might want to look into Swedish Death Cleaning!

On today's show... Why are we talking about pens? The Germans get all the cool things from McDonald's, like puprle burgers. Wait, what? Luke get's us ready for the weekend with some dad jokes! Enjoy!

On today's show... HOW much is this apartment in West Des Moines? Do you ever drive through JUST for fries? Is Josh the bad guy for selling his friends motorcycle without telling him? Enjoy!

On today's show... Where would you want your ashes spread? Is there a mole inside of Trader Joes? Dumb criminals deserve dumb sound effects in Sound Effects Theater! Enjoy!

On today's show... What posters did you have on your wall as a kid? Luke woke up during his colonoscopy. How do you stop getting mail for previous owners/renters? Enjoy!

On today's show... Do you have nostalgia guilt? What are some of the things that used to be in restaurants that you now miss? Luke is ready for the weekend with a new batch of Dad Jokes! Enjoy!

On today's show... Is Tara the bad guy because she wants to ask her sister to pay her for babysitting family? What do grandparents want to be called these days? How did Luke's checkup go? Enjoy!

On today's show... Is there such a thing as too many parking spaces? We learn some of the secrets of "Price Is Right". Dumb criminals and dumb sound effects go together like PB&J in Sound Effects Theater! Enjoy!

On today's show... Is this the most genius Lego heist, ever? Are none of our childhood games sacred? Does it feel like you're seeing more red-heads? Enjoy!

On today's show... Would you rather spend 6 months in jail or pay a $140,000 fine? Was the Des Moines International Airport "influenced"? Luke gets us ready for the weekend with some all new dad jokes! Enjoy!

On today's show... What is an opinion you have that screams "I'm over 40"? There is an actually reason why you shouldn't kill spiders in your house! How many livers does one person have? Ask Luke... Enjoy!

On today's show... When do you finally decide to turn on the AC? If Full House was rebooted today, what year would Uncle Jesse be born? Dumb criminals get only the best dumb sound effects with Sound Effects Theater! Enjoy!

On today's show... Luke isn't happy with his face. Did you know that small talk is actually GOOD for you? What is something you made in shop class and do you still have it? Enjoy!

On today's show... No. Michael J Fox is NOT dead! Are our phones actually listening to us? Is it normal to pack extra underwear for your trip, for a very specific reason? Enjoy!

On today's show... The kids these days want to know what college was like before cell phones. There is an AI generated musician taking over the charts. Is that ok? What is something you used to love doing but now takes too much effort? Enjoy!

On today's show... What accent do Iowans prefer their Alexa device to have? Is there an appropriate time to eat cake? Is it normal to have multiple weather apps on your phone? Enjoy!

On today's show... Did you grow up having a "Puke Bowl"? You can now relive the old Weather Channel! Luke is ready for the weekend with some new Dad Jokes! Enjoy!

On today's show... Wait, what is Iowa's favorite Easter candy? Do your kids know Jessica? Is Marcus the bad guy because he wants to evict his friend who isn't paying rent? Enjoy!

On today's show... What is a phrase that you can say that immediately clocks you're over 30? What is the one meal time that most people hate? Dumb criminals get the dumb sound effect treatment in Sound Effects Theater! Enjoy!

On today's show... Which emoji makes you the most annoyed? Do you prefer your soda/pop in cans, bottle, or plastic? Should adults get easter baskets? Enjoy!

On today's show... Is it normal or no to go get gas and nothing else? If you're going to have a Barbiefest, here's what NOT to do. Major League Baseball has a new sponsor for some of their radio broadcasts and we can't help by laugh! Enjoy!

On today's show... What's with orange cats? Could you survive a whole week "living like it's the 90s"? Luke is ready for the weekend with some new dad jokes! Enjoy!