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Berner Phone

Hannah Berner and Des Bishop

The Berner Phone hotline is open! Comedian Des Bishop and special guests are listening to callers, dishing out their best advice, and being hilariously inspired by our dialer's contributions. Keep an eye out on Des's Instagram stories for prompts to leave a voice message and be featured on the pod. Whether it's pet peeves, secrets, life advice, dating dilemmas, or career questions Des and his comedian friends are dialed in. Dial in to the Berner Phone Hotline (917) 512-1758 or WhatsApp +1 (646) 423-7020 for the international dialers

669 - Dealbreakers

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669 - Dealbreakers
This week, Des reacts to your relationship dealbreakers.
NEXT WEEK'S PROMPT: MORE DEALBREAKERS!
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Mon, 26 Oct 2026 - 1h 14min
668 - Grief Humor
Des reacts to ways we cope with grief.
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Mon, 19 Oct 2026 - 1h 08min
667 - Happy Accidents
This week, Des reacts to your butterfly effect moments.
NEXT WEEK'S PROMPT: Weird things people have said while you're grieving, funeral stories, anything grief/death related!
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Mon, 12 Oct 2026 - 1h 01min
666 - Your Prompt Suggestions
Des reacts to your prompt suggestions. Next week we're doing HAPPY ACCIDENTS - what was a moment in your life that changed everything for you, butterfly effect style?
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Mon, 05 Oct 2026 - 1h 17min
665 - Workplace Annoyances
Des reacts to what's bugging you at work this week.
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Mon, 28 Sep 2026 - 1h 13min
664 - Religious Trauma
This week, Des reacts to your religious trauma and gives a history lesson on the Irish famine.
NEXT WEEK'S PROMPT: WHAT/WHO IS BUGGING YOU AT WORK?
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Mon, 21 Sep 2026 - 1h 03min
663 - Childhood Neglect
This week, Des decides whether or not the Dialers were neglected as children.
NEXT WEEK'S PROMPT: RELIGIOUS TRAUMA / GOING TO YOUR RELIGIOUS FRIEND'S HOUSE
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Mon, 14 Sep 2026 - 1h 16min
662 - Celebrity Rumors and High School Incidents
Des revisits some classic celebrity rumors and reacts to "the incidents" at your high schools.
NEXT WEEK'S PROMPT: RELIGIOUS TRAUMA & MORE CELEB RUMORS!
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Mon, 07 Sep 2026 - 1h 14min
661 - Wedding Traditions That Need to End (with Kelsey Cook)
Des is joined by guest and newlywed Kelsey Cook to discuss wedding traditions that need to end.
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Mon, 31 Aug 2026 - 1h 11min
660 - Ghost Stories
This week, Des the non-believer reacts to your ghost stories. Give us some prompt suggestions in the comments!
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Mon, 24 Aug 2026 - 1h 07min
659 - Book Club Bonus: Yesteryear by Caro Claire Burke
It's finally here - the Yesteryear episode. What book should we read next? Let us know in the comments!
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Fri, 21 Aug 2026 - 1h 11min
658 - What's Bugging You?
Today, Des reacts to what's bugging the Dialers, plus some leftover call-ins from the past couple weeks.
NEXT WEEK'S PROMPT: GHOST STORIES!
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Mon, 17 Aug 2026 - 1h 03min
657 - Things You Thought Every Family Did
This week, Des reacts to the weird things your families did that you thought were completely normal until you found out not everyone's family did them.
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Mon, 10 Aug 2026 - 1h 10min
656 - Things You Used To Judge People For
Today Des reacts to things you used to judge people for but don't anymore, like being a Karen, children crying in public, and counting a pregnancy in weeks.
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Mon, 03 Aug 2026 - 1h 06min
655 - Mispronounced Words
This week, Des reacts to the Dialers' least favorite mispronounced words. We'll do another one of these episodes in the future - call in and comment below with more words!
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Mon, 27 Jul 2026 - 1h 02min
654 - Things Your Teenage Self Would Be Embarrassed By
What do you do today that you think your teenage self would be embarrassed by? A few Dialers offer birdwatching, wearing granny panties, and gardening. Let us know in the comments what your teenage self would be embarrassed by!
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Mon, 20 Jul 2026 - 45min
653 - Annoying Sounds
Today, Des reacts to all the sounds that annoy the Dialers, like garbage trucks, kids coughing, and ASMR.
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Mon, 13 Jul 2026 - 1h 10min
652 - Creative Insults & More Things We Believed As Kids
Today Des listens to your creative insults and some more things you believed as kids.
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Mon, 06 Jul 2026 - 1h 18min
651 - Silly Things We Believed as Kids
Des reacts to silly things the Dialers believed as kids, like getting arrested for turning on the lights in the car and watermelon seeds growing in your stomach.
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Mon, 29 Jun 2026 - 1h 02min
650 - Biggest Gripes of 2026 (So Far)
This week, Des is solo and responding to the Dialers' biggest complaints about 2026 so far.
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Mon, 22 Jun 2026 - 1h 07min
649 - Funniest Things Said During Sex
This week, Des records solo from an undisclosed location and listens to voicemails about the funniest things people have said during sex.
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Mon, 15 Jun 2026 - 55min
648 - What Generation Do You Wish You Grew Up In?
This week, Des listens to voicemails from Dialers who wish they grew up in a different generation. From club culture and technology to roller skating and funeral etiquette, Des explores what makes people long for another era.
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Mon, 08 Jun 2026 - 1h 16min
647 - Niche Collections
This week, Des listens to voicemails about the strangest things people collect. From animal bones and troll dolls to rosary beads and matchboxes, the Dialers call in to share the unique collections they've built over the years.
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Mon, 01 Jun 2026 - 1h 08min
646 - The Truth About GLP-1s, Peptides, and Fibermaxxing (Bonus Episode)
Surprise! It's a bonus episode! Dr. Elizabeth Kazarian joins Des to discuss GLP-1s, medical misinformation, and the overlap between politics and alternative health. Dr. Kazarian also shares insights on menopause and testosterone therapy, concerns about the peptide craze, and her hopes for expanded stem cell research.
FOLLOW DR. K: https://www.instagram.com/drkazarian/
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Thu, 28 May 2026 - 57min
645 - This Should Be Illegal
Des is solo this week, listening to voicemails answering the question: "What was normal in your childhood that's illegal today?" From leaving kids in the car and bringing them into bars to getting a bar of soap in your mouth for cursing, Des reacts to the Dialers' nostalgic stories from a very different time.
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Mon, 25 May 2026 - 1h 11min
644 - Des Solves Your Problems
Des is solo this week, giving advice to the Dialers on everything from how to handle a straight man making too many gay jokes to whether you should bring a gift to a destination wedding.
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Mon, 18 May 2026 - 1h 15min
643 - Irrational Childhood Fears (with Vittorio Angelone)
This week, Des is joined by comedian Vittorio Angelone! They discuss childhood fears like sharks living in pools, quicksand, and getting drafted.
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MIKE & VITTORIO'S GUIDE TO PARENTING PODCAST:
Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/mike-vittorios-guide-to-parenting/
Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/00DOzzuxZT1g9TztzkCO4r?si=e5347e914e64482c
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@guidetoparenting
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Mon, 11 May 2026 - 1h 19min
642 - Is This Normal? (with Katie Boyle)
This week, Des is joined by comedian Katie Boyle to decide if the Little Dialers are weird or normal.
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THE SHIFT PODCAST:
Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/the-shift/
Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/5rS2HPgLII06KMcb3De198?si=80823f77dadd40ef
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Mon, 04 May 2026 - 1h 11min
641 - Wisdom from Your Grandparents (With Caroline Baniewicz)
Caroline Baniewicz is back this week and helps Des respond to wisdom from your grandparents.
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Mon, 27 Apr 2026 - 1h 06min
640 - The First Song You Loved (with Caroline Baniewicz)
This week, Des is joined by friend, comedian, and professionally trained opera singer Caroline Baniewicz! The Dialers share the first songs they remember falling in love with, and Des and Caroline share their own picks from childhood. Caroline reflects on growing up listening to Christian music, and Des talks about how he felt watching an early Justin Bieber music video.
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Mon, 20 Apr 2026 - 1h 29min
639 - Why Do Men Do This?
Why do men play so many video games? Why do they loudly grunt at the gym? How are they able to use 12-in-1 body washes and still have great skin? This week, Des is solo and attempts to explain men.
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Mon, 13 Apr 2026 - 1h 13min
638 - What's Bugging You?
What's bugging everyone this week? Des discusses running influencers, Reddit commenters, and the protein craze.
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Mon, 06 Apr 2026 - 1h 11min
637 - More Things That Are Embarrassing That Shouldn't Be
Des returns with part two of last week's prompt, "What is embarrassing that shouldn't be?" Let us know in the Spotify comments what prompts you'd like him to tackle next.
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Mon, 30 Mar 2026 - 1h 04min
636 - Things That Are Embarrassing That Shouldn't Be
This week, Des is solo and fired up by your responses to the question, "What is embarrassing that shouldn't be?" From waiting too long in a buffet line to using the bathroom on a plane, Des breaks down some of the most unnecessarily embarrassing moments we all deal with.
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Mon, 23 Mar 2026 - 1h 04min
635 - Episode #133: Advice With Maggie Hughes DePalo
This week, Des and Chris are joined by comedian Maggie Hughes DePalo answering all the dialers needs for advice.
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Mon, 16 Mar 2026 - 1h 11min
634 - Episode #132: AITA?
This week Des and Chris are back answering whether the dialers are in fact the a**hole.
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Mon, 09 Mar 2026 - 1h 08min
633 - Episode #131: Traditions That Should End
This week, Des and Chris are weighing in on all of the dialer's least favorite transitions that have got to go.
Mon, 02 Mar 2026 - 1h 08min
632 - Episode #130: Cheesy Slogans To Live By
This week, Des and Chris are back on a dialer-heavy episode talking about their best cheesy slogans for life.
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Mon, 23 Feb 2026 - 1h 06min
631 - Episode #129: Craziest Things You've Done For Love
This week, Des and Chris are joined by Ali Kolbert reacting to the most unhinged things that the dialers have done for love! Ali is currently on the road with Hannah so check them out at a show and see all of their dates below
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Mon, 16 Feb 2026 - 1h 00min
630 - Episode #128: Worst Financial Decisions
Des and Chris are back this week hearing the worst thing they ever spent money on and how much they spent.
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Mon, 09 Feb 2026 - 1h 05min
629 - Berner Phone #127: Green Flags with Caitlin Peluffo
Today we're joined by guest host Caitlin Peluffo to talk about the dialers top green flags in dating and beyond!
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Mon, 02 Feb 2026 - 1h 21min
628 - Berner Phone #126: Hills To Die On
This week, Des and Chris are back finding out what hills the dialers will die on.
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Mon, 26 Jan 2026 - 1h 16min
627 - Berner Phone #125: Passive Aggression
The dialers are sharing the most passive aggressive things they've done or had done to them.
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Mon, 19 Jan 2026 - 1h 06min
626 - Berner Phone #124: Little Gripes Part 2
The dialers are annoyed by so much that we had to do a part 2.
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Mon, 12 Jan 2026 - 1h 12min
625 - Berner Phone #123: Little Gripes
From nose breathers to doing dishes, the dialers are sharing the small annoyances that can ruin their day.
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Mon, 05 Jan 2026 - 1h 05min
623 - Berner Phone 122: Wildest Holiday Traditions Part 2
We're back this week with more unique holiday traditions. We're in the thick of the holiday season so the dialers need a distraction. Put your headphones on, ignore your family fighting in the background, and enjoy this episode.
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Tue, 23 Dec 2025 - 50min
622 - Berner Phone #121: Wildest Holiday Traditions
We're getting in the holiday spirit this week. The dialers shared their family's craziest holiday traditions.
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Tue, 16 Dec 2025 - 1h 07min
621 - Berner Phone #120: Controversial Takes Pt. 2
The dialers had so many good hot takes that we had to do a second episode.
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Tue, 09 Dec 2025 - 1h 06min
620 - Berner Phone #119: Controversial Takes
The dialers are letting us in on the thing they hate that everyone else seems to love.
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Tue, 02 Dec 2025 - 1h 02min
619 - Berner Phone #118: Local Gossip
We'd rather get involved in other people's drama than deal with our own, so we asked the dialers to tell us their juiciest local gossip.
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Mon, 24 Nov 2025 - 58min
618 - Berner Phone #117: Live Call-Ins
We took a risk and tried live call-ins for the first time in Berner Phone history. The only reason we pulled off the admin is because Hannah wasn't involved.
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Tue, 18 Nov 2025 - 1h 38min
617 - Berner Phone #116: Relationship Turnoffs
The dialers called in and shared their biggest turnoffs in relationships.
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Wed, 12 Nov 2025 - 1h 05min
616 - Berner Phone 115: Customer Service Horror Stories
The dialers are sharing their craziest customer service stories that prove the customer isn't always right.
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Tue, 04 Nov 2025 - 1h 14min
615 - Berner Phone #114: Dating Tips & Tricks
Des is joined by special guest Gabby Bryan to give their best shot at dating advice.
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Mon, 27 Oct 2025 - 1h 32min
614 - Berner Phone 113: What's Bugging You?
Instead of taking it out on their families, the dialers are airing their grievances on the pod and letting us know what's been bugging them.
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Mon, 20 Oct 2025 - 1h 16min
613 - Berner Phone 112: Family Secrets
We have a juicy one today - the dialers are spilling their family secrets.
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Tue, 14 Oct 2025 - 1h 02min
612 - Berner Phone 111: Relationship Hypocrisy
Chris is back and we're in studio. The vibes are high and we're discussing double standards in relationships.
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Wed, 08 Oct 2025 - 1h 01min
611 - Berner Phone #10: Your Unorthodox Kinks
From armpits to toilets to breeding, no kink is left unturned in this new episode of Berner Phone!
Thu, 12 Oct 2023 - 58min
610 - Berner Phone #9: Your Most Petty Moments
The little dialers have committed some petty acts against exes, coworkers, neighbors, siblings, and spouses. Hannah and Des are here to justify your most petty moments.
Wed, 04 Oct 2023 - 1h 00min
609 - Berner Phone #8: Your Best Relationship Advice Ever
Hannah and Des finally discuss love. They asked the little dialers about the best advice they ever received when it comes to having a successful relationship.
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Wed, 27 Sep 2023 - 54min
608 - Berner Phone #7: Dialer's Dilemmas
This week we're listening to your biggest dilemmas. Someone's boyfriend is a secret submissive, we share our opinions on losing weight for a wedding, and contemplate dating as a stripper.
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Wed, 20 Sep 2023 - 59min
607 - Berner Phone #6: Your Guiltiest Pleasures
This week the little dialers get some of the guiltiest pleasures off their chest. From chef boyardee to situationships and anal itching, we're here to make you feel a little less guilty.
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Wed, 13 Sep 2023 - 1h 03min
606 - Berner Phone #5: The Best Life Advice You Ever Got
This week we asked our little dialers to give us the best life advice they've ever gotten! Some knowledge dropped about jealousy, performance pressure, caring too much about what people think, and marriage advice about ball sucking!
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Wed, 06 Sep 2023 - 1h 04min
605 - Berner Phone #4: Pet Peeves Part Deux with Des
We're back this week with more pet peeves to work through your issues with road rage, self checkout ettiquette, and yawning.
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Wed, 30 Aug 2023 - 56min
604 - Berner Phone #3: Pet Peeves Part One with Des
The hotline was blowing up this week because everyone is annoyed about something. We listen to your pet peeves while Hannah and Des' generational differences are exposed when discussing directions, we advise husbands to stop asking "are you ok?", and we might have some future stand up comedians on our hands.
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Thu, 24 Aug 2023 - 1h 08min
603 - Jared Freid: 37 & Single
Jared Freid's comedy special 37 and Single is out now on Netflix. Go watch it now for his take on dating apps, late-night eating, and to find out why he's still single. He explains why dating gets harder as you get older, is mad at Hannah for offering him a doughnut, and shares his craziest late-night food orders.
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Thu, 17 Aug 2023 - 1h 08min
602 - Berner Phone #2: The Most Embarrassing Moments Ever with Des Bishop
Berner Phone is back with our reactions to your most embarrassing stories. Bosses have been kissed, there was a lazy eye misunderstanding, and somehow JonBenet Ramsey is involved. You guys are wild and we love it.
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Thu, 10 Aug 2023 - 50min
601 - Berner Phone #1: Beige Flags with Des Bishop
Welcome to the first episode of Berner Phone!!! I'm always interviewing people on podcasts and on the street, but in this new segment, I get to hear from you! Stay tuned on my Instagram @hannahberner for prompts and links to submit your voice messages. This week Des joins me to hear about your beige flags in relationships. We learn about boyfriends who can't stop smelling their hands, have a fish tank obsession, were in a Christian cult, and more!
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Thu, 03 Aug 2023 - 55min
600 - Tori Dunlap: Financial Feminist & Negotiating Tactics
This week in hell we are collabing with Tori Dunlap's podcast Financial Feminist: Her First $100k. We discuss smart money tips to fight the patriarchy while sharing our personal experiences of navigating finances and negotiations.
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Tue, 25 Jul 2023 - 1h 06min
599 - Sabrina Brier: Cringeworthy & Cool Delusion
Sabrina Brier is a New York comedian who plays "the girl who bullied you in high school who is trying to be an influencer" on her viral TikToks. She explains why she's wearing a wedding ring, makes a bold claim about pizza, talks about childhood bullies, and why she embraces cringe.
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Thu, 20 Jul 2023 - 1h 19min
598 - Cat Cohen: Canon Events & Background Character Energy
The gorgeous Cat Cohen is in hell today to discuss her new live show, her demons, and top tier banter.
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Thu, 13 Jul 2023 - 1h 10min
597 - Zarna Garg: Arranged Marriages & One In A Billion
The internet's realest mom, comedian Zarna Garg, came to hell! She opens up about being kicked out at 14, her one-of-a-kind career, and why mother-in-laws are the worst.
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Wed, 12 Jul 2023 - 1h 05min
596 - Emily Morse: Boost Your Sex IQ & Be Smart In Bed
Emily Hope Morse is a sex therapist, author and media personality. She is the host of the long-running podcast Sex with Emily and she tells us how to have smarter sex!
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Thu, 29 Jun 2023 - 53min
595 - Carmen Lynch: Getting Discovered & Feeling Awkward
Comedian Carmen Lynch is on the show to talk about her new special coming out! See her record her special live at the Comedy Cellar in NYC on June 26th. Tickets here!
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Fri, 23 Jun 2023 - 1h 12min
594 - Ashley Gavin: Open Relationships & Outside Babies
Ashley is back with a new comedy special out that I LOVED! Watch it here! She opens up about her open relationship, how is happened, and how it's going! She also talks about the process of creating her first special and creating comedy as a lesbian in a straightt male dominated field.
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Sun, 11 Jun 2023 - 1h 19min
593 - Michael Blaustein: Being Cute & Comedic
Michael Blaustein is a comedian and cohost of Stiff Socks who stopped by hell. He was hard to break but I ultimately did it!
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Fri, 02 Jun 2023 - 1h 19min
592 - Des Bishop: My Husband & My Trauma
Des is back!!! We take questions from the little devils. We start light and then it gets pretty heavy. We are also fostering Abby! If you are interesting in adopting this little angel, check her out here!
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Thu, 25 May 2023 - 56min
591 - Maria Menounos: Healing In Hell & Her Next Chapter
The icon herself, Maria Menounos, is in hell with me today! We discuss why she finally decided to tell people about surviving pancreatic cancer, understanding warning signs in her body and mind, working in a male dominated industry, and becoming a parent this summer!
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Thu, 18 May 2023 - 43min
590 - Out & About: Drag Queens & Conversion Camps
Patrick McAuliffe and Joey Camasta are my besties who stopped by hell to discuss anal, how they came out to their parents, what fixed their anxiety, and much more silliness.
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Thu, 11 May 2023 - 49min
589 - Jake Shane: Octopus Lover & Learning From History
@Octopusslover8 is blowing up the internet right now, so we HAD to have him in hell! Jake Shane should win an Oscar for his hilarious relatable reenactments of historical events and I got to ask him about his creative process, friendships, rise to fame, and anxieties.
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Wed, 03 May 2023 - 45min
588 - Jeffree Star: Down Low Hookups & Healing
Jeffree Star has left his ranch in Montana to come all the way to hell. He is on TikTok, has new makeup coming out, and has a ton of opinions on other makeup lines, hookups, and self help.
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Wed, 26 Apr 2023 - 55min
587 - Benedict Polizzi: Polite Catcalling & Hair Transplanting
Benny is back on the pod with a new viral video series called "polite catcalling" and he survived being a cast member on FBoy Island. He opens up about his deepest insecurities and his dating life on the road as a stand up comedian. Hannah also complains about her ingrown hairs.
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Fri, 21 Apr 2023 - 55min
586 - Barbara Corcoran: How To Be A Shark & Manifest Money
BARBARA CORCORAN AKA THE QUEEN AKA MOTHER AKA THE SHARK AKA THE BADDEST BIOTCH IS IN HELL!!!! (as you can tell I'm freaking out)
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Thu, 13 Apr 2023 - 1h 02min
585 - Brian Kelly: The Points Guy & Financial Hacks
Brian Kelly is the founder of The Points Guy and is the most trusted voice when it comes to loyalty programs, credit cards and travel. He told me all the best hacks for being financially savvy! He also opens up about coming out in the suburbs, having his first child, and how he changed his lifestyle to lose 40 pounds.
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Fri, 07 Apr 2023 - 58min
584 - Berning Questions: My Current Struggles & Favorite Condiments
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Thu, 30 Mar 2023 - 51min
583 - Ella Halikas: Body Trends & Believing In Yourself
Ella explains how she manifested being a Sports Illustrated Swimsuit model. She faces tons of rejected but never let it stop her from chasing her dream. She gives her secrets to confidence, taking great photos, and feeling comfortable in her own skin.
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Wed, 22 Mar 2023 - 1h 07min
582 - Violet Benson: Private Parts & Ski Problems
Violet is back in hell for a wild ep about porn addiction, guys going down on you, and all her current struggles that she is coping with (all very fun and cute!)
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Thu, 09 Mar 2023 - 55min
581 - Joanne McNally: Repping Ireland & Recovery
Joanne McNally comes all the way from Ireland to join me in hell! I bought her a fake bag in Chinatown and she opened up to me about how she battled bulimia, being adopted, and how she figured out she needed to be a comedian.
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Wed, 01 Mar 2023 - 1h 03min
580 - Ken Eurich: Fur Babies & Boob Jobs
Ken joins hell today to discuss her mental health meds, decision to get her boobs done, dealing with trolls. and being a mom of a pitbull and multiple cats,
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Wed, 22 Feb 2023 - 1h 16min
579 - Chris Olsen: Red Carpets & Rehab
My arch nemesis is in hell today and he just launched a coffee company called Flight Fuel! He opens up about his public break ups, family interventions, rehab, alcohol addiction, and some other fun lighter stuff.
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Thu, 16 Feb 2023 - 1h 16min
578 - Jay Shetty: Ex-Monk & His Hell
Jay Shetty is one of the most viral life coaches in the world who has a shit ton of wisdom but I sat him down to find out more about his struggles, his love life, and how he survives his hell. Get his new book 8 Rules of Love out now!
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Thu, 09 Feb 2023 - 54min
577 - Eli Rallo: Slutty Snacks & Essays About Love
Eli Rallo is a Columbia Journalism School graduate who went viral for making snack jars during covid. She opens up about how she wrote her new book "I Didn't Know I Needed This" in spite of her anxiety and never ending chase for contentment.
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Fri, 03 Feb 2023 - 1h 07min
576 - Maddy Smith: Wild & Out Of Your Mind
Maddy Smith is a hysterical stand up comedian and a cast member on MTV's Wild 'n Out. She talks about making it in the comedy industry, her most embarrassing moments on stage, roast battles, dealing with parents, and being too hard on herself.
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Mon, 23 Jan 2023 - 54min
575 - Matt Friend: Celebrity Impressionist & Glorified Parrot
Matt Friend comes to hell with Sebastian Maniscalco, Andy Cohen, Howard Stern, Armie Hammer, and more.
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Thu, 05 Jan 2023 - 54min
574 - Paulie Calafiore: BDSM & Big Brother
Paulie is back on Berning in Hill to discuss the status of his past open relationship, his business moves, his mental health, and opens up about BDSM.
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Fri, 23 Dec 2022 - 51min
573 - Brooke Miccio: Pizza Bagel & Vlog Expert
Brooke Miccio has been YouTubing for over a decade! She reveals her tips for vlogging and how she has let her audience in on her life from high school, to college, to moving to NYC, and her new boyfriend. She has a great podcast called Gals on the Go and we LOVE her energy.
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Wed, 14 Dec 2022 - 1h 08min
572 - Emily DiDonato: The Dark Side Of Being A Supermodel & Postpartum
Emily DiDonato is the first supermodel in hell! She's been the face of Maybelline, Giorgio Armani Perfume, and has worked for major brands such as Victoria's Secret, Miu Miu, Oscar De La Renta, Guess, and many more. She talks about how she got discovered in a mall in Connecticut and started working while still in high school. She opens up about how she was pressured to spend $10k on designer clothes whenever she shopped in Paris from her agencies, losing weight for campaigns, being rejected, and her opinion on "nepo babies" in the modeling industry. She also explains the wild story of how she met her husband on an airplane!
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Thu, 08 Dec 2022 - 58min
571 - Francis Ellis: Mansplaining & Falling From Grace
Francis is back in hell and we have both been through a lot since the last time we recorded. We've lost jobs, got married, and learned a lot about life. He asks me about Tiktok and the rules of feminism.
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Sat, 26 Nov 2022 - 41min
570 - Oscar Aydin: Gaslighting Gay & Getting Adopted
You may know Oscar Aydin from his stand up comedy OR watching him star in my Han on the Street videos! He's so hilarious and vulnerable as he opens up about growing up in an orphanage, how it has effected his mental health, his sex life, and his journey to find happiness.
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Wed, 16 Nov 2022 - 52min
569 - Amanda Hirsch: Kardashian Bestie & Blowing Up
Amanda aka Kamanda aka Not Skinny But Not Fat is back in hell! She talks about what it was really like to meet the Kardashians, how she got them on her podcast, and how her life and mental health has changed since motherhood!
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Fri, 11 Nov 2022 - 47min

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