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Darth Theorist

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135 - What if Anakin Left The Order After Obi-Wan Faked His Death
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  • 135 - What if Anakin Left The Order After Obi-Wan Faked His Death

    After some time, the Senate district's maximum security holding facility buzzes as Anakin Skywalker paces outside the detention cells like a caged predator. His normally controlled demeanor cracks...his mechanical hand opening and closing repeatedly, his blue eyes burning.
    Through the reinforced transparisteel, he can see the man who murdered his master. Rako Hardeen sits calmly in his cell, a scarred, weathered bounty hunter whose face will be burned into Anakin's nightmares forever.

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    - Original video: https://youtu.be/7yIQg3uZRqk

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    Mon, 09 Nov 2026 - 22min
  • 134 - What if the Jedi Streamed Palpatine's Arrest on the Holonet

    The halls of the Senate building are unusually quiet at this time, something that serves the Jedi strike team well as they march through the corridors. Their purpose is clear: to arrest Chancellor Palpatine and expose him for the Sith he is.

    While they are certain of what must be done, it does not stop doubt and uncertainty from creeping into the minds of their fellow masters. To arrest the chancellor is a bold move, especially when they do not have the rest of the Jedi Council to support them.

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    - Original video: https://youtu.be/KvvZK3tVIQc

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    Sun, 08 Nov 2026 - 30min
  • 133 - What if Obi Wan & Anakin BOTH Secretly Married After Attack of the Clones

    Obi-Wan wakes in the medbay as his vision goes from blurry to clear. The last thing he remembered was watching Master Yoda confront Count Dooku before blacking out. His mind immediately goes to Anakin. The young padawan had his hand severed and was moaning in agony. He can’t help but think of everything that went on, Genosis, dooku;s betrayal, the war on the horizon, his mind is a swirling whirlwind until a voice cuts through like a lighthouse in the fog

    Satine: Hello My dear.

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    REFERENCED IN THIS EPISODE
    - Original video: https://youtu.be/i7XuscRl-bg

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    Sat, 07 Nov 2026 - 43min
  • 132 - What if Anakin Skywalker Trained Ahsoka AND Starkiller

    Firelight flickers off the jagged remains of ruined buildings, casting long, shifting shadows. Smoke coils through the air, thick and suffocating. The boy runs.

    His breath burns in his throat, his heart pounding an erratic rhythm against his ribs. His legs ache, but he forces himself forward. Behind him, something hunts.

    He doesn’t know what it is. He doesn’t want to know. He only knows what it has done.

    The memory burns as vividly as the flames consuming the settlement.

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    REFERENCED IN THIS EPISODE
    - Original video: https://youtu.be/W1mLTMwn49g

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    Fri, 06 Nov 2026 - 50min
  • 131 - What if Ahsoka's Trial Led to a Jedi Civil War

    Ahsoka stares at the Padawan braid in her master's hand. She sees his smiling face as he offers it to her.

    Mace: We understand that the Force works in mysterious ways, and because of this trial, you have become a greater Jedi than you would have otherwise.

    Yoda: Back into the Order you may come.

    Anakin: They're asking you back, Ahsoka. I'm asking you back.

    Ahsoka looks at the braid that she’s worn on her head for almost three years now.

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    REFERENCED IN THIS EPISODE
    - Original video: https://youtu.be/l0BuSpUJBLY

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    Thu, 05 Nov 2026 - 34min
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