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Owing in no small part to histories of national character, a one from American and another from the UK find themselves drawn out to sea in their search for meaning and home. Oh, what we'd trade for several chapters on cetology. Discuss cetology or of whales in paint; in teeth; in wood; in sheet-iron; in stone; in mountains; in stars; et cetera with Horror Vanguard at: @horrorvangaurd on Instagram and bsky You can support the show for less than the cost of shooting on set at an actual castle at www.patreon.com/horrorvanguard

The new home for Horror Vanguard just might be the past, or, rather, how our present desires shape and mediate what comes to pass as a "past." In any event, is that the Left Page's music I hear? Subscribe to Left Page: https://www.patreon.com/c/leftpage/posts Discuss the best, and most fun, ways to defend a castle with Horror Vanguard at: @horrorvangaurd on Instagram and bsky You can support the show for less than the cost of shooting on set at an actual castle at www.patreon.com/horrorvanguard

A song harvested from conversations lost. Discuss the movie Bug with Horror Vanguard at: @horrorvangaurd on Instagram and bsky You can support the show for less than the cost of seeing the movie Bug at www.patreon.com/horrorvanguard

Your (g)hosts continue their quest to uncover the new home of Horror Vanguard. However, this leg of the journey unravels as a computer glitch renders the Bug half of the discussion unusable; for now. Unexpectedly akin to a certain truck fused together like a certain literary monster like certain gendered bodies, this show is also a thing made of its own dissolution, at times. Enjoy, won't we. Discuss the geopolitics of metaphor with Horror Vanguard at: @horrorvangaurd on Instagram and bsky You can support the show for less than the cost of a oneway ticket out of the material conditions that have come to define your life at www.patreon.com/horrorvanguard

Perhaps the new home for Horror Vanguard awaits overseas where the trains run on steam, the jackbooted thugs are nondescript by studio mandate, and where Cricket is a game for men who love each other. Discuss your favorite highlights from the most recent cricket sporting event with Horror Vanguard at: @horrorvangaurd on Instagram and bsky You can support the show for less than the cost of season tickets for the Haddonfield Haunts cricket team at www.patreon.com/horrorvanguard

Well, that's enough of big city living. I'm sure it will be far safer and far more normal-er for us if we take this camper van where Google Maps fears to tread. Discuss your favorite hills, cols, escarpments, and terracettes which also have occularity with Horror Vanguard at: @horrorvangaurd on Instagram and bsky You can support the show for less than the cost of franchise opportunity at a rural gas station with a nearby community and frequent tourists! at www.patreon.com/horrorvanguard

Your ghosts, I mean hosts, are back from our hiatus and beginning our quest to find the new home of Horror Vanguard after the HV Crypt was destroyed by a single shot from a Resident Evil 4 rocket launcher. We start our journey in either LA or NYC with a little trip on the subway. Discuss your favorite haunted-or-otherwise rail-based public transit systems with Horror Vanguard at: @horrorvangaurd on Instagram and bsky You can support the show for less than the cost of one ticket on a light rail system that should, in any just world, be freely accessible by all at www.patreon.com/horrorvanguard

Get access to the full episode on our Patreon Page: www.patreon.com/horrorvanguard HV Classic goes undercover into the deregulated confections industry to break the story on the horrible abuses behind your favorite Willy Wonka brand candies. Can we find some proto-utopian prefigurations in this post-scarcity candyland or is it all dystopian refuse and chocolate runoff? Discuss your favorite OSHA-violating sweets with Horror Vanguard at: bsky.app/profile/horrorvanguard.bsky.social www.instagram.com/horrorvanguard/ twitter.com/horrorvangaurd www.horrorvanguard.com You can support the show for less than the cost of Everlasting Gobstopper at www.patreon.com/horrorvanguard

We've exited the nightmare podcast factory and we've got a special plan for this episode. Is our work yet done? What is the conspiracy against the eel-race? Are my Thomas Ligotti puns pictures from the apocalypse or are they paradoxes from hell? Your (g)hosts review A Cure for Wellness and get to the bottom of one slimy eel pit of cinematic discourse! Discuss the best way to get into medical immortal eel futures during an uncertain market with Horror Vanguard at: bsky.app/profile/horrorvanguard.bsky.social www.instagram.com/horrorvanguard/ www.horrorvanguard.com (maybe work in progress here) You can support the show for less than the cost of one live eternal-life eel at www.patreon.com/horrorvanguard

Chapter 2: Our heroes quest for answers. A villain falls prey to their own schemes. A surprise visit brings the dawn. Films Reviewed: The Amityville Horror (1979) Amityville II: The Possession Amityville 3D Amityville 4: The Evil Returns Amityville: The Curse Amityville: It’s About Time Amityville: A New Generation Amityville: Dollhouse The Amityville Horror (2005) Amityville: Awakening The Amityville Haunting The Amityville Asylum Amityville: Death House Amityville: The Final Chapter (Sickle) Amityville: Playhouse Amityville: Vanishing Point The Amityville Legacy (AKA Amityville Toybox) The Amityville Terror Amityville: No Escape The Unspoken AKA The Haunting of Briar House Amityville Exorcism Amityville: Evil Never Dies (Rereleased in 2020 as amityville: Clownhouse) Against the Night (Amityville Prison) Amityville: Mt. Misery Road The Amityville Murders Amityville Island Amityville Vibrator Witches of Amityville (Amityville Witches) The Amityville Harvest An Amityville Poltergeist The Amityville Moon Amityville Cop Amityville Cult Amityville Vampire Amityville Scarecrow Amityville Uprising Amityville: Gas Camber Amityville in Space Amityville Hex Amityville In the Hood Amityville Karen Amityville Christmas Vacation The Amityville Exorcist Amityville Thanksgiving Amityville Scarecrow II Ghosts of Amityville Amityville Ride-share Amityville Death Toilet Amityville Frankenstein Amityville Job Interview Amityville Elevator Amityville Emanuelle Amityville Ripper The Last Amityville Movie Amityville Backpack Amityville Bigfoot Amityville Webcam Amityville Turkey Day Once Upon a Time in Amityville Amityville AI Amityville: Where the Echo Lives (The Girl from the Other Side) Amityville Void Amityville VR Amityville Apartment The Amityville Dawn Scared Stiff 2: The Amityville Whore Amityville Outhouse Amityverse The Amityville Lost Tape Subhuman: The Amityville Experiment Amityville: La Llorona The Amityville Cute Farting Cat (Short) The Amityville Quilt Store (Short) Amityville 80: The Slashening (Short) The Amityville Exploitation (Short) The Amityville Slasher (Short) Amityville Cabin (Short)

Chapter 1: A hero returns with an unfamiliar face. A villain reveals their hands. Old comrades ride out against this new threat. Films Reviewed: The Amityville Horror (1979) Amityville II: The Possession Amityville 3D Amityville 4: The Evil Returns Amityville: The Curse Amityville: It’s About Time Amityville: A New Generation Amityville: Dollhouse The Amityville Horror (2005) Amityville: Awakening The Amityville Haunting The Amityville Asylum Amityville: Death House Amityville: The Final Chapter (Sickle) Amityville: Playhouse Amityville: Vanishing Point The Amityville Legacy (AKA Amityville Toybox) The Amityville Terror Amityville: No Escape The Unspoken AKA The Haunting of Briar House Amityville Exorcism Amityville: Evil Never Dies (Rereleased in 2020 as amityville: Clownhouse) Against the Night (Amityville Prison) Amityville: Mt. Misery Road The Amityville Murders Amityville Island Amityville Vibrator Witches of Amityville (Amityville Witches) The Amityville Harvest An Amityville Poltergeist The Amityville Moon Amityville Cop Amityville Cult Amityville Vampire Amityville Scarecrow Amityville Uprising Amityville: Gas Camber Amityville in Space Amityville Hex Amityville In the Hood Amityville Karen Amityville Christmas Vacation The Amityville Exorcist Amityville Thanksgiving Amityville Scarecrow II Ghosts of Amityville Amityville Ride-share Amityville Death Toilet Amityville Frankenstein Amityville Job Interview Amityville Elevator Amityville Emanuelle Amityville Ripper The Last Amityville Movie Amityville Backpack Amityville Bigfoot Amityville Webcam Amityville Turkey Day Once Upon a Time in Amityville Amityville AI Amityville: Where the Echo Lives (The Girl from the Other Side) Amityville Void Amityville VR Amityville Apartment The Amityville Dawn Scared Stiff 2: The Amityville Whore Amityville Outhouse Amityverse The Amityville Lost Tape Subhuman: The Amityville Experiment Amityville: La Llorona The Amityville Cute Farting Cat (Short) The Amityville Quilt Store (Short) Amityville 80: The Slashening (Short) The Amityville Exploitation (Short) The Amityville Slasher (Short) Amityville Cabin (Short)

Finally, a right-wing podcast for the grindset horror fans. Join Kyle and Kay, who have always been the hosts of this specific podcast as they discuss UNTILL DAWN. Finally the only two cultural forms - movies and a strange thing call video games - collide. Welcome to ALL HORRORS ARE VANGUARD Tell us about your favorite way to maximize your ROI at patreon.com/horrorvanguard

As Jon takes to the road driven by strange psychic messages from the Jervas Dudley Centre for Xenophilology and Psychogeography (probably), the HV (g)hosts take on their newest challenge: a contemporary horror movie. Tell us about the strange dreams you've been recieving at https://bsky.app/profile/horrorvanguard.bsky.social Support the show for less than the price of some cheap liquor store vodka at patreon.com/horrorvanguard

Jon and Kyle sit down to talk about Tobe Hooper's first movie, Eggshells. Support the show for a lot less than the price of a carton of eggs at patreon.com/horrorvanguard Tell us your fave Jon/Kyle cinema at https://bsky.app/profile/horrorvanguard.bsky.social

After surviving the Pepsi Agony, the Kyle-satz Haderac embarks on a cinematic adventure with Reverend Mother Ashley Helen Mohiam and Jon Idaho to discovery the mystery of what's happening to all of the magic and poorly explained precognitive South American spiders. Brave the Bai Waters of Life and join in their quest as we discuss: Madame Web! Discuss your favorite PEPSI with Horror Vanguard at: bsky.app/profile/horrorvanguard.bsky.social www.instagram.com/horrorvanguard/ twitter.com/horrorvangaurd www.horrorvanguard.com You can support the show for less than the cost of ONE PEPSI JUST ONE PEPSI at www.patreon.com/horrorvanguard

Join us for a discussion of all things home improvement. Tell us your favourite DIY tips at https://bsky.app/profile/horrorvanguard.bsky.social Support the show for less than the price of giving Steven Soderbergh monety for another movie at patreon.com/horrorvanguard

Join us in this joyful jaunt into early modern history. An important content note: this one is very much concerned with serious depression. Support the show for less than the price of a dried fish head at patreon.com/horrorvanguard Tell us your favourite American TV shows at https://bsky.app/profile/horrorvanguard.bsky.social

A true movies rock moment Let us know your favourite traditional Irish dance at: bsky.app/profile/horrorvanguard.bsky.social You can support the show for less than the price of a shot of whisky! Pitch in at: www.patreon.com/horrorvanguard

Movie reviews with Hideo Kojima. Discuss your favorite songs from the great American songbook with us at: bsky.app/profile/horrorvanguard.bsky.social You can support the show for a fractiopn of what this movie lost at the box office! Pitch in at: at www.patreon.com/horrorvanguard

In order to discuss scary spiders, we must first turn our attention to tech investing in San Francisco. You can get access to this bonus episode and our entire back catalogue of bonus episodes on our Patreon page which is a thing you should do irrespective of your fear or love of larger-than-average spiders. Patreon.com/horrorvanguard if you dare. Discuss your favorite types of animal-centered horror films that are actually proxies for wider economic, class, and material anxieties with Horror Vanguard at: bsky.app/profile/horrorvanguard.bsky.social www.horrorvanguard.com (Website currently handed over to a team of spiders for finishing touches.) You can support the show for less than the cost of wrangling a cluster of one of the few species of social spiders at: www.patreon.com/horrorvanguard

The taxidermy owls aren't what they seem. Discuss your favorite types of taxidermy with Horror Vanguard at: bsky.app/profile/horrorvanguard.bsky.social www.horrorvanguard.com (It would have been up this week, but I accidentally let it sink into a mire.) You can support the show for less than the cost of any bird at: www.patreon.com/horrorvanguard Précis music: "Death Wish" by Aleksis Tristan Shaw (itch.io/profile/aleksis-tristan-shaw). Available for use under the CC BY 4.0 license (creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/), at aleksis-tristan-shaw.itch.io/dark-piano-vol-ii

Check out librarypunk: https://www.librarypunk.gay You can listen to us discuss The Day After Tomorrow today with the entire librarypunk crew! Discuss your favorite types of things you've gotten from your local library with Horror Vanguard at: bsky.app/profile/horrorvanguard.bsky.social www.horrorvanguard.com (website currently checked out by another patron) You can support the show for less than the cost of you can go, right now, and pick up a free library card from your local library and discover everything from books to free streaming apps and even classes to learn new stuff which may or may not be spooky and then, after you have gotten involved with your local library, you can pitch in at: www.patreon.com/horrorvanguard

Sonic the Hedgehog Discuss your favorite types of localized hauntings with Horror Vanguard at: bsky.app/profile/horrorvanguard.bsky.social www.horrorvanguard.com (website physically relocated to a undisclosed plot of land in rural England.) You can support the show for less than the cost of any one object seen in this movie! Go ahead and try this fun game at home then pitch in at: at www.patreon.com/horrorvanguard Précis music: "Scalding, Bitter Tears" by Aleksis Tristan Shaw (itch.io/profile/aleksis-tristan-shaw). Available for use under the CC BY 4.0 license (creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/), at aleksis-tristan-shaw.itch.io/dark-piano-vol-ii

Kyle and Jon continue their tenure as the HV tech-priests during the Age of Apps. Discuss your favorite types of rooms with Horror Vanguard at: bsky.app/profile/horrorvanguard.bsky.social www.horrorvanguard.com (website down to minimize collective screen time.) You can support the show for less than the cost of basically any app's subscription cost at www.patreon.com/horrorvanguard Précis music: "House of Undoing" by Aleksis Tristan Shaw (itch.io/profile/aleksis-tristan-shaw). Available for use under the CC BY 4.0 license (creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/), at https://aleksis-tristan-shaw.itch.io/dark-piano-vol-ii

We very nearly made this episode a clip show of the last three Friday the 13th reviews. Sustainability at its finest! Discuss your favorite Friday the 13th clip shows with Horror Vanguard at: bsky.app/profile/horrorvanguard.bsky.social www.horrorvanguard.com (This joke about the website being under construction is a hastily made rehashing of the previous four jokes about our website being under construction.) You can support the show for less than the cost of the licensing for footage from the first 3 Friday the 13th movies at www.patreon.com/horrorvanguard Précis music: "Unspoken Pangs" by Aleksis Tristan Shaw (itch.io/profile/aleksis-tristan-shaw). Available for use under the CC BY 4.0 license (creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/), at https://aleksis-tristan-shaw.itch.io/dark-piano-vol-ii

Get the full episode (and quite possibly future discussions on mammalian sea life on our Patreon page! It's a Jaws Ripoff Isekaied into Moby Dick by way of Taxi Driver with the plot structure of Dragonball Z and the cultural poise of The Exorcist with a touch of Star Trek. This movie is incredible. Discuss your favorite sea life with Horror Vanguard at: bsky.app/profile/horrorvanguard.bsky.social www.horrorvanguard.com (A team of highly trained Orca are hard at work getting the HV website back up and running.) You can support the show for less than the cost of an orca why not at www.patreon.com/horrorvanguard Précis music: "Homeward" by Aleksis Tristan Shaw (itch.io/profile/aleksis-tristan-shaw). Available for use under the CC BY 4.0 license (creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/), at aleksis-tristan-shaw.itch.io/atmospheri…i-fi-music

What do we make of the politics of FFVII's Avalanche? What game design fundamentals does The Golden Saucer teach us? How will Ash and Kyle unpack the idiosyncrasies of play experience and narrative design against the backdrop of larger, political and material, conversations? All of this and more in... a review of 1985's House? Discuss your favorite derailed Final Fantasy conversations with Horror Vanguard at: bsky.app/profile/horrorvanguard.bsky.social www.horrorvanguard.com (The website is currently a memory of a lost childhood and/or the future and/or a political metaphor I dunno FFVIII is complicated) You can support the show for less than the cost of a Final Fantasy XIV subscription at www.patreon.com/horrorvanguard Précis music: "Corridors LOOP 16bit" by Aleksis Tristan Shaw (itch.io/profile/aleksis-tristan-shaw). Available for use under the CC BY 4.0 license (creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/), at https://aleksis-tristan-shaw.itch.io/dark-piano-vol-i

In space no one can hear you scream, but they can hear you podcast! We're joined by Josh Boerman from Worst of All Possible Worlds to chat about a classic horror movie and finally get to the bottom of what that blue laser actually means... Listen to Worst of All Possible Worlds: https://www.worstpossible.world Keep up with Josh at: https://www.joshboerman.com on Bluesky @bosh.worstpossible.world Discuss your favorite mechanical keyboards with Horror Vanguard at: bsky.app/profile/horrorvanguard.bsky.social www.horrorvanguard.com (I built the website using an old MU-TH-UR 6000, bear with me) You can support the show for less than the cost of 20 million tons of unprocessed space ore at www.patreon.com/horrorvanguard Précis music: "Moon Base LOOP 16bit" by Aleksis Tristan Shaw (itch.io/profile/aleksis-tristan-shaw). Available for use under the CC BY 4.0 license (creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/), at https://aleksis-tristan-shaw.itch.io/atmospheric-sci-fi-music

Today's episode gets to the heart of a conspiracy so deep and so dark no one has covered it before: Mary Todd Lincoln is real and we have the eels to prove it! As always, you can get the full bonus episode (and literal years of bonus back catalogue episodes) over on our Patreon page! Discuss the best way to get into medical immortal eel futures during an uncertain market with Horror Vanguard at: bsky.app/profile/horrorvanguard.bsky.social www.instagram.com/horrorvanguard/ www.horrorvanguard.com (maybe work in progress here) You can support the show for less than the cost of one live eternal-life eel at www.patreon.com/horrorvanguard

CD Eskilson, author of the new book of poetry Scream / Queen, joins the crypt to discuss poetry, Queer horror, and working with the monsters of our time. Order CD's book here: https://press.uchicago.edu/ucp/books/book/distributed/S/bo245013529.html Bookmark CD's website: https://www.cdeskilson.com/ Discuss the poetry of the gothic and the gothic of poetics with Horror Vanguard at: bsky.app/profile/horrorvanguard.bsky.social www.instagram.com/horrorvanguard/ www.horrorvanguard.com (maybe work in progress here) You can support the show for less than the cost of I dunno really like half an egg at this point at www.patreon.com/horrorvanguard Précis music: "Melancholy" by Aleksis Tristan Shaw (itch.io/profile/aleksis-tristan-shaw). Available for use under the CC BY 4.0 license (creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/), at aleksis-tristan-shaw.itch.io/dark-piano-vol-i

The legs are long, the vibes are necrotic, and the marketing campaign is locked away in the basement. Let's all gather 'round and find out what's up with these mysterious metal orb rattling around our collective head. NIC CAGE JUMP SCARE! Discuss HAIR METAL BABY YEAH with Horror Vanguard at: bsky.app/profile/horrorvanguard.bsky.social www.instagram.com/horrorvanguard/ www.horrorvanguard.com (maybe work in progress here) You can support the show for less than the cost of MAKING THE SCARIEST MOVIE EVER HAVE YOU SEEN IT CLICK HERE >>> at www.patreon.com/horrorvanguard Précis music: "Bittersweet LOOP 16bit" by Aleksis Tristan Shaw (https://itch.io/profile/aleksis-tristan-shaw). Available for use under the CC BY 4.0 license (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/), at https://aleksis-tristan-shaw.itch.io/dark-piano-vol-i

We barely contained this one. Discuss barefoot podcasting with Horror Vanguard at: bsky.app/profile/horrorvanguard.bsky.social www.instagram.com/horrorvanguard/ You can support the show for less than the cost of MAKING THE PERFECTLY SILENT ENTIRELY NOISELESS GRAIN SILO at www.patreon.com/horrorvanguard

We're joined by none other than Justin from librarypunk to discuss either a film about a zombie boyfriend or an unfinished fever dream from which aspects of our sanity will never awaken! Check out librarypunk on your podcast app of choice and on their website: http://librarypunk.gay/ Discuss other haphazard zombie makeup applications with Horror Vanguard at: bsky.app/profile/horrorvanguard.bsky.social www.instagram.com/horrorvanguard/ www.horrorvanguard.com You can support the show for less than the cost of every single practical zombie effect used in My Boyfriend's Back at www.patreon.com/horrorvanguard

Want even more questioning? Get the full episode, and the ability to question us at your leisure, at www.patreon.com/horrorvanguard! Never one to cut corners, here's the second ever Horror Vanguard Q&A Episode! Discuss your favorite questions (just in general, like types of questions, questioning, the history of questions, etc) with Horror Vanguard at: bsky.app/profile/horrorvanguard.bsky.social www.instagram.com/horrorvanguard/ www.horrorvanguard.com You can support the show for less than the cost of 6 years of podcasting at www.patreon.com/horrorvanguard

We've donned our festive novelty sunglasses to discuss the true meaning of the season: discussing Christological interpretations of the holidays and leveraging merchandising! Discuss your favorite types of novelty glasses with Horror Vanguard at: bsky.app/profile/horrorvanguard.bsky.social www.instagram.com/horrorvanguard/ www.horrorvanguard.com You can support the show for less than the cost of 8 to 12 more sequels depending on how you count at www.patreon.com/horrorvanguard

Adam C. Jones from Acid Horizon joins us in the HV Crypt to discuss the movie Naked Lunch alongside his new book The New Flesh out now from Repeater! Catch Acid Horizon on your podcast app of choice and at their website: https://www.acidhorizonpodcast.com/ Order The New Flesh: https://www.collectiveinkbooks.com/zer0-books/our-books/new-flesh-life-death-data-economy Discuss your favorite types of new flesh with Horror Vanguard at: bsky.app/profile/horrorvanguard.bsky.social www.instagram.com/horrorvanguard/ www.horrorvanguard.com You can support the show for less than the cost of a lunch naked or otherwise at www.patreon.com/horrorvanguard

Wherein we finally get to talk about Titane and just how good Julia Ducournau is. Follow us on Twitter for the latest deals in autobody repair: twitter.com/HorrorVanguard You can support the show for less than the cost of A BRAND NEW CAR!!!: www.patreon.com/horrorvanguard

There's a lot to say about the holodeck and how Trek treats Worf's complex character arch, but there's even more to say about French history and werewolves! Who knew!? Let's talk about Iron Chef: America, a movie for the whole family, and the lingering consequences of French colonialism! Share your Worf fanfic with Horror Vanguard at: bsky.app/profile/horrorvanguard.bsky.social www.instagram.com/horrorvanguard/ You can support the show for less than the cost of getting the rights to Worf and some other aspects of Star Trek at www.patreon.com/horrorvanguard

Enjoy the refreshing taste of Ash and Kyle discussing Len Kabasinski's Skull Forest! Discuss your favorite schools of karate with Horror Vanguard at: bsky.app/profile/horrorvanguard.bsky.social www.instagram.com/horrorvanguard/ www.horrorvanguard.com You can support the show for less than the cost of a weekend getaway with your best gals in the woods at www.patreon.com/horrorvanguard

It's been six years of Horror Vanguard and it's time for some changes! Discuss your favorite past episodes with Horror Vanguard at: bsky.app/profile/horrorvanguard.bsky.social www.instagram.com/horrorvanguard/ twitter.com/horrorvangaurd www.horrorvanguard.com You can support the show for less than the cost of 6 years of podcasting at www.patreon.com/horrorvanguard

TRICK OR TREAT! It's Halloween! No one should be alone on this day, so we've got nearly 5 hours of Exorcist reviews to keep you company! Listen in wrapt terror as Jon guides us through every film from the iconic first Exorcist movie all the way to the profane Exorcist: Believer! Discuss your favorite possession-based horror movie franchise with between 3 and 5 failed reboot attempts with Horror Vanguard at: bsky.app/profile/horrorvanguard.bsky.social www.instagram.com/horrorvanguard/ twitter.com/horrorvangaurd www.horrorvanguard.com You can support the show for less than the cost of one cup of coffee handed to you by an ancient demon with an eye towards franchise marketing at www.patreon.com/horrorvanguard

Mistress Snow returns to the HV Crypt for her 5th, 9th, or 60th appearance! Today, we're reviewing all three films in Ti West's X Trilogy: X, Pearl, and MaXXXine! We have wildly diverging takes, but there's one thing we can all agree on: GIVE THAT ALLIGATOR IT'S OWN SPINOFF MOVIE! Keep up with Mistress Snow on her website: https://doctrixsnow.com/ Mistress Snow's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/mistresssnowphd Mistress Snow on Twitter/X: https://twitter.com/mistresssnowphd Discuss your favorite eras of Hollywood with Horror Vanguard at: bsky.app/profile/horrorvanguard.bsky.social www.instagram.com/horrorvanguard/ twitter.com/horrorvangaurd www.horrorvanguard.com You can support the show for less than the cost of one meta-referential alligator at www.patreon.com/horrorvanguard

In my restless dream, I hear that podcast. Horror Vanguard. You promised me a double-feature episode on both Silent Hill movies someday. And you finally did! Discuss your favorite fog machines with Horror Vanguard at: bsky.app/profile/horrorvanguard.bsky.social www.instagram.com/horrorvanguard/ twitter.com/horrorvangaurd www.horrorvanguard.com You can support the show for less than the cost of all the fog machines money can buy at www.patreon.com/horrorvanguard

In my restless dream, I hear that podcast. Horror Vanguard. You promised me a double-feature episode on both Silent Hill movies someday. And you finally did! Discuss your favorite fog machines with Horror Vanguard at: bsky.app/profile/horrorvanguard.bsky.social www.instagram.com/horrorvanguard/ twitter.com/horrorvangaurd www.horrorvanguard.com You can support the show for less than the cost of all the fog machines money can buy at www.patreon.com/horrorvanguard

Long-time fans of the show will know that there are a few books we regularly cite in our discussions. One of those books is Mark Steven's Splatter Capital! Today, Mark joins Horror Vanguard to discuss one of the most popular and commercially successful splatter films: Terrifier! Follow Mark Steven: https://twitter.com/multimimetica Check out Splatter Capital: https://repeaterbooks.com/product/splatter-capital/ And check out Class War: A Literary History: https://www.versobooks.com/products/2631-class-war Discuss your favorite types of clowns with Horror Vanguard at: bsky.app/profile/horrorvanguard.bsky.social www.instagram.com/horrorvanguard/ twitter.com/horrorvangaurd www.horrorvanguard.com You can support the show for less than the cost of one very gory metaphor at www.patreon.com/horrorvanguard

Get access to the full episode on our Patreon Page: www.patreon.com/horrorvanguard HV Classic goes undercover into the deregulated confections industry to break the story on the horrible abuses behind your favorite Willy Wonka brand candies. Can we find some proto-utopian prefigurations in this post-scarcity candyland or is it all dystopian refuse and chocolate runoff? Discuss your favorite OSHA-violating sweets with Horror Vanguard at: bsky.app/profile/horrorvanguard.bsky.social www.instagram.com/horrorvanguard/ twitter.com/horrorvangaurd www.horrorvanguard.com You can support the show for less than the cost of Everlasting Gobstopper at www.patreon.com/horrorvanguard

We're joined by Audrey and Donovan from Radio Free Tote Bag to review Shaun of the Dead and give dating advice to anyone else struggling to find the one during the end times. Listen to Radio Free Tote Bag here: https://radiofreetotebag.castos.com/ Ash has been on RFTB twice and you can find those episodes here: https://radiofreetotebag.castos.com/episodes/rftb-272 https://radiofreetotebag.castos.com/episodes/314-roundball-woodcock-feat-ash-from-horror-vanguard Discuss your favorite undead dating advice tips with Horror Vanguard at: bsky.app/profile/horrorvanguard.bsky.social www.instagram.com/horrorvanguard/ twitter.com/horrorvangaurd www.horrorvanguard.com You can support the show for less than the cost of an ill-timed trip to your local pub at www.patreon.com/horrorvanguard

The first theory-driven horror movie review podcast to be in 3D if you count the meta-narrative 4th wall break of your visual experience while listening to the show as an immersive multidimensional element... Spooky! On the plus side we have a great van to hang out in as we discuss gender, cinema, and slashers. On the downside we have the 3rd Friday the 13th movie. Can he just be in space already? Discuss your favorite 3D gags with Horror Vanguard at: bsky.app/profile/horrorvanguard.bsky.social www.instagram.com/horrorvanguard/ twitter.com/horrorvangaurd www.horrorvanguard.com You can support the show for less than the cost of a single yoyo at www.patreon.com/horrorvanguard

What is poetry? How is sculpture? When is art? Who is Roger Corman? Why are buckets? Snapsnapsnapsnap. The made for TV remake comes for us all when we discuss: Bucket of Blood! Discuss your favorite beat poets and/or sculptors with Horror Vanguard at: bsky.app/profile/horrorvanguard.bsky.social www.instagram.com/horrorvanguard/ twitter.com/horrorvangaurd www.horrorvanguard.com You can support the show for less than the cost of a bucket of pretty much anything at www.patreon.com/horrorvanguard

Your ghosts, I mean hosts, loved Off Ramp so much we invited Writer/Director Nathan Tape and star Scott Turner Schofield for an interview! Our review was spoiler free, but this interview isn't! We dig into some of the film's most moving moments, behind the scenes influences, and fun Faygo facts! Off Ramp is now available on streaming platforms and is showing in theaters nation-wide. Find out more at https://www.offrampfilm.com/ Follow Ash's example and get your Off Ramp merch here: https://the-inkwell-press-2.printavo.com/merch/off-ramp-film---merch-portal/ Keep up with Director Nathan Tape: https://www.instagram.com/damnathan/ Follow actor Scott Turner Schofield: https://www.instagram.com/turnerschofield Discuss your favorite Faygo flavors with Horror Vanguard at: bsky.app/profile/horrorvanguard.bsky.social www.instagram.com/horrorvanguard/ twitter.com/horrorvangaurd www.horrorvanguard.com You can support the show for less than the cost of a 12 pack of Faygo at www.patreon.com/horrorvanguard

It's a beautiful day. Discuss your favorite technically a musicals with Horror Vanguard at: bsky.app/profile/horrorvanguard.bsky.social www.instagram.com/horrorvanguard/ twitter.com/horrorvangaurd www.horrorvanguard.com You can support the show for less than the cost of one emotionally moving John Wick musical at www.patreon.com/horrorvanguard

Get access to the full episode on our Patreon Page: www.patreon.com/horrorvanguard After surviving the Pepsi Agony, the Kyle-satz Haderac embarks on a cinematic adventure with Reverend Mother Ashley Helen Mohiam and Jon Idaho to discovery the mystery of what's happening to all of the magic and poorly explained precognitive South American spiders. Brave the Bai Waters of Life and join in their quest as we discuss: Madame Web! Discuss your favorite PEPSI with Horror Vanguard at: bsky.app/profile/horrorvanguard.bsky.social www.instagram.com/horrorvanguard/ twitter.com/horrorvangaurd www.horrorvanguard.com You can support the show for less than the cost of ONE PEPSI JUST ONE PEPSI at www.patreon.com/horrorvanguard

It's Horror Vanguard Classic with Ashley and Jon discussing a 70s documentary about bigfoot researchers! Discuss your favorite absolutely literally real cryptids with Horror Vanguard at: bsky.app/profile/horrorvanguard.bsky.social www.instagram.com/horrorvanguard/ www.horrorvanguard.com You can support the show for less than the cost of losing that once-in-a-lifetime photo of the, THE, actual Bigfoot at www.patreon.com/horrorvanguard

Jon and Kyle are back at it with a tasting menu of discourse! Discuss your favorite types of normal human food Horror Vanguard at: bsky.app/profile/horrorvanguard.bsky.social www.instagram.com/horrorvanguard/ www.horrorvanguard.com You can support the show for less than the cost of being denied, for the fifth time, to co-host a cooking show with Gordon Ramsey at www.patreon.com/horrorvanguard

Jon and Kyle slither into discourse with a discussion on very big snakes and very gothic theology! Discuss your favorite types of slime with Horror Vanguard at: www.instagram.com/horrorvanguard/ You can support the show for less than the cost of losing the hot rod race with your fellow greasers at www.patreon.com/horrorvanguard

Enjoy the refreshing taste of Ash and Kyle discussing Len Kabasinski's Skull Forest! Discuss your favorite schools of karate with Horror Vanguard at: bsky.app/profile/horrorvanguard.bsky.social www.instagram.com/horrorvanguard/ www.horrorvanguard.com You can support the show for less than the cost of a weekend getaway with your best gals in the woods at www.patreon.com/horrorvanguard

We hereby convene the second meeting of the Blobtology Department with an ur-blob, 1958's The Blob! Discuss your favorite types of slime with Horror Vanguard at: bsky.app/profile/horrorvanguard.bsky.social www.instagram.com/horrorvanguard/ www.horrorvanguard.com You can support the show for less than the cost of losing the hot rod race with your fellow greasers at www.patreon.com/horrorvanguard

To celebrate the launch of Jon's new book, Capitalism: A Horror Story, we discuss the entire Purge franchise! Order Jon's book here: https://repeaterbooks.com/product/capitalism-a-horror-story-gothic-marxism-and-the-dark-side-of-the-radical-imagination/ Discuss your favorite off-the-rack Halloween costumes with Horror Vanguard at: bsky.app/profile/horrorvanguard.bsky.social www.instagram.com/horrorvanguard/ www.horrorvanguard.com You can support the show for less than the cost of an industrial saw at www.patreon.com/horrorvanguard

We're on the path to the Black Lodge, but first we need to solve a puzzle, write some poetry, and prune our bonsai tree. Let's jump in to episode 25 "On the Wings of Love," 26 "Variations on Relations," and 27 "The Path to the Black Lodge." Discuss your favorite sequential discovery puzzles with Horror Vanguard at: bsky.app/profile/horrorvanguard.bsky.social www.instagram.com/horrorvanguard/ www.horrorvanguard.com You can support the show for less than the cost of a damn fine cup of coffee at www.patreon.com/horrorvanguard

This episode is a wild ride that takes us through French cinema, colonialism, DC Hardcore, gaze, and just about everything in between. Join us for our review of Saint Omer! Discuss your favorite hardcore bands with Horror Vanguard at: www.instagram.com/horrorvanguard/ www.horrorvanguard.com You can support the show for less than the cost of a first edition Minor Threat LP at www.patreon.com/horrorvanguard

We're on the path to the Black Lodge, but first we need to solve a puzzle, write some poetry, and prune our bonsai tree. Let's jump in to episode 25 "On the Wings of Love," 26 "Variations on Relations," and 27 "The Path to the Black Lodge." Discuss your favorite sequential discovery puzzles with Horror Vanguard at: bsky.app/profile/horrorvanguard.bsky.social www.instagram.com/horrorvanguard/ www.horrorvanguard.com You can support the show for less than the cost of a damn fine cup of coffee at www.patreon.com/horrorvanguard

For-profit health care? Alienation? England!? Today's horror movie has all the chills one heart could bear. Discuss your favorite hair shirt brands with Horror Vanguard at: www.instagram.com/horrorvanguard/ www.horrorvanguard.com You can support the show for less than the cost of live-in medical care work at www.patreon.com/horrorvanguard

The entrance to the lodge draws closer and the coffee is all the blacker as the Twin Peaks Retrospective enters its final thee episodes! Let's jump in to episode 22 "Slaves and Masters," 23 "Condemned Woman," and 24 "Wounds and Scars." Discuss your favorite types of wooden drawer pulls with Horror Vanguard at: bsky.app/profile/horrorvanguard.bsky.social www.instagram.com/horrorvanguard/ www.horrorvanguard.com You can support the show for less than the cost of a damn fine cup of coffee at www.patreon.com/horrorvanguard

The Twin Peaks Retrospective has enrolled in a chess tournament near you! Let's jump in to episode 19 "Black Widow," 20 "Checkmate," and 21 "Double Play." Discuss your favorite lodges with Horror Vanguard at: bsky.app/profile/horrorvanguard.bsky.social www.instagram.com/horrorvanguard/ www.horrorvanguard.com You can support the show for less than the cost of a damn fine cup of coffee at www.patreon.com/horrorvanguard

Your ghosts yearn for the subterranean, so co-ghosts Jon and Kyle spelunk into very deep, very normal cave-dwelling discourse in their review of Bone Tomahawk! Discuss your favorite spooooky westerns with Horror Vanguard at: bsky.app/profile/horrorvanguard.bsky.social www.instagram.com/horrorvanguard/ www.horrorvanguard.com You can support the show for less than the cost of a new refurbished cave at www.patreon.com/horrorvanguard

Bones and All is a beautiful film and we couldn't think of a better film to discuss with the new ghost, I mean host, of Horror Vanguard... Preorder Jon's new books: www.collectiveinkbooks.com/zer0-books/…ernst-bloch bookshop.org/p/books/capitalism…?ean=9781914420887 Discuss your favorite horror hosts with Horror Vanguard at: bsky.app/profile/horrorvanguard.bsky.social www.instagram.com/horrorvanguard/ www.horrorvanguard.com You can support the show for less than the cost of finding a third host for your podcast at www.patreon.com/horrorvanguard

This week we sit down to discuss Vera Drew's The People's Joker! The People's Joker Release details / cities / dates: https://www.alteredinnocence.net/thepeoplesjoker Trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W9KlASSUq4M Film Website / Ticket links: https://www.thepeoplesjoker.com Discuss your favorite clown-centric cinema with Horror Vanguard at: bsky.app/profile/horrorvanguard.bsky.social www.instagram.com/horrorvanguard/ www.horrorvanguard.com You can support the show for less than the cost of an abandoned theme park with which you can host open-mic nights at www.patreon.com/horrorvanguard

Your ghosts, I mean hosts, review Nathan Tape's Off Ramp! Catch a local screening of Off Ramp near you: www.offrampfilm.com Follow Director Nathan Tape on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/damnathan Follow Off Ramp on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/offrampfilm OFF RAMP’s virtual premiere - the centerpiece screening for Chattanooga Film Festival’s virtual festival - will be available June 24th at 8pm CST-June 29 Link here for tickets: https://www.chattfilmfest.org/2024-lineup Off Ramp's theatrical streaming release will be September 6th, 2024 with a physical release coming soon after. Discuss your favorite road trip movies with Horror Vanguard at: bsky.app/profile/horrorvanguard.bsky.social www.instagram.com/horrorvanguard/ www.horrorvanguard.com You can support the show for less than the cost of a brand new slightly used van at www.patreon.com/horrorvanguard

The Twin Peaks Retrospective has booked a stay at a metaphysical lodge near you! Let's jump in to episode 16 "Arbitrary Law," 17 "Dispute Between Brothers," and 18 "Masked Ball." Discuss your favorite lodges with Horror Vanguard at: bsky.app/profile/horrorvanguard.bsky.social www.instagram.com/horrorvanguard/ www.horrorvanguard.com You can support the show for less than the cost of a damn fine cup of coffee at www.patreon.com/horrorvanguard

This episode is dedicated to the material conditions that gave rise to Florida Man. Discuss your favorite maybe not vampires with Horror Vanguard at: bsky.app/profile/horrorvanguard.bsky.social www.instagram.com/horrorvanguard/ www.horrorvanguard.com You can support the show for less than the cost of barely avoiding train discourse at www.patreon.com/horrorvanguard

An actor playing an Elvis impersonator who was the real Elvis next to an actor who was a civil right's movement leader playing a JKF doppelgänger. We have a very normal conversation. Thank you, thank you very much. Discuss your favorite historic impersonators with Horror Vanguard at: bsky.app/profile/horrorvanguard.bsky.social www.instagram.com/horrorvanguard/ www.horrorvanguard.com You can support the show for less than the cost of embracing the parodic qualities of existing at www.patreon.com/horrorvanguard

100 Gecs, Dark Souls, being gay and doing a materialism; it's time to talk Trucks! Full episode over on our Patreon! Discuss your favorite manual transmission trucks from the fading corners of your memory with Horror Vanguard at: bsky.app/profile/horrorvanguard.bsky.social www.instagram.com/horrorvanguard/ www.horrorvanguard.com You can support the show for less than the cost of owning and operating your own truck at www.patreon.com/horrorvanguard

You know that niche political theory genre film podcast's TV miniseries you like is finally back in style! Ash and Jon get the ball rolling with our new TPR format of three episodes in one! Now that's what we call savings! Let's jump in to episode 13 "Demons," 14 "Lonely Souls," and 15 "Drive With a Dead Girl." Discuss your favorite forms of redemption for all those who have come before us with Horror Vanguard at: bsky.app/profile/horrorvanguard.bsky.social www.instagram.com/horrorvanguard/ www.horrorvanguard.com You can support the show for less than the cost of medical school at www.patreon.com/horrorvanguard

The HV Ghosts attempt to get their med school degrees in Contacting the Divine while discussing Queer cinema, Chicago City Fun Facts, and theology. Just the usual around here. Discuss your favorite forms of redemption for all those who have come before us with Horror Vanguard at: bsky.app/profile/horrorvanguard.bsky.social www.instagram.com/horrorvanguard/ www.horrorvanguard.com You can support the show for less than the cost of medical school at www.patreon.com/horrorvanguard

316 episodes and Horror Vanguard gets a new host! We're kicking off Kyle Kern's run as a permanent host of HV by taking things back to where they all began... a Lindsay Lohan movie! Discuss your favorite Labor Kyle HV appearances with Horror Vanguard at: bsky.app/profile/horrorvanguard.bsky.social www.instagram.com/horrorvanguard/ www.horrorvanguard.com You can support the show for less than the cost of launching a film career based on playing your own doppelgänger at www.patreon.com/horrorvanguard

Jon's new book is out! A Primer on Utopian Philosophy is out now! So, we thought the best way to talk about utopia was to also talk about Faust! Buy Jon's new book: https://www.collectiveinkbooks.com/zer0-books/our-books/primer-utopian-philosophy-ernst-bloch Discuss your favorite Ernst Bloch books with Horror Vanguard at: bsky.app/profile/horrorvanguard.bsky.social www.instagram.com/horrorvanguard/ www.horrorvanguard.com You can support the show for less than the cost of nurturing the potential for utopia in a world of struggle at www.patreon.com/horrorvanguard

Bones and All is a beautiful film and we couldn't think of a better film to discuss with the new ghost, I mean host, of Horror Vanguard... Preorder Jon's new books: www.collectiveinkbooks.com/zer0-books/…ernst-bloch bookshop.org/p/books/capitalism…?ean=9781914420887 Discuss your favorite horror hosts with Horror Vanguard at: bsky.app/profile/horrorvanguard.bsky.social www.instagram.com/horrorvanguard/ www.horrorvanguard.com You can support the show for less than the cost of finding a third host for your podcast at www.patreon.com/horrorvanguard

Your ghosts are joined by Kayte Terry from Fangs for the Memories to discuss Only Lovers Left Alive! Check out Fangs for the Memories: https://linktr.ee/fangspodcast Follow Kate's work: https://www.kayteterry.com/ Preorder Jon's new books: www.collectiveinkbooks.com/zer0-books/…ernst-bloch bookshop.org/p/books/capitalism…?ean=9781914420887 Discuss your favorite Detroit-based musicians with Horror Vanguard at: bsky.app/profile/horrorvanguard.bsky.social www.instagram.com/horrorvanguard/ www.horrorvanguard.com You can support the show for less than the cost of a vintage guitar at www.patreon.com/horrorvanguard

We promise this episode isn't completely about Star Trek: Voyager. Preorder Jon's new books: www.collectiveinkbooks.com/zer0-books/…ernst-bloch bookshop.org/p/books/capitalism…?ean=9781914420887 Discuss your favorite technically-zombie-but-not-in-a-way-that-easily-fits-with-the-Romero-zombie-zombie-movies with Horror Vanguard at: bsky.app/profile/horrorvanguard.bsky.social www.instagram.com/horrorvanguard/ www.horrorvanguard.com You can support the show for less than the cost of the all-expenses paid shopping spree at the end of the world at www.patreon.com/horrorvanguard

Floridaman Kyle Kern returns to the HV Crypt to discuss a Sam Raimi produced horror film that went critically under-discussed: Crawl! In a way, the crawl space is a metaphor for doing movie reviews... Preorder Jon's new books: www.collectiveinkbooks.com/zer0-books/…ernst-bloch bookshop.org/p/books/capitalism…?ean=9781914420887 Discuss your favorite Alligatoridae with Horror Vanguard at: bsky.app/profile/horrorvanguard.bsky.social www.instagram.com/horrorvanguard/ www.horrorvanguard.com You can support the show for less than the cost of hiring a French team to film your movie about Florida in Serbia at www.patreon.com/horrorvanguard

A double feature with a Peckinpah western set in Cornwall and a Daily Mail article come to life, we're talking Straw Dogs and Eden Lake. Come for the masculinities and working class aesthetics discourse, stay to find out just what we think of Eden Lake... Follow us on social media for I guess future Cornish content now that we've moved on from Sheffield: twitter.com/HorrorVanguard www.instagram.com/horrorvanguard/ You can support the show for less than the cost of taking a vacation to Earth's most Normal island at www.patreon.com/horrorvanguard

Every now and then a movie is set in Wisconsin, created by a man on a majestic cocktail of drugs, and somehow manages to simultaneously grapple with gender and atomic horror. Bloodbeat is one of those movies. Preorder Jon's new books: www.collectiveinkbooks.com/zer0-books/…ernst-bloch bookshop.org/p/books/capitalism…?ean=9781914420887 Discuss your favorite deeply political twist that no one saw coming with Horror Vanguard at: bsky.app/profile/horrorvanguard.bsky.social www.instagram.com/horrorvanguard/ www.horrorvanguard.com You can support the show for less than the cost of the cheapest suit of samurai armor Wisconsin can provide at www.patreon.com/horrorvanguard

The ghouls of the HV Crypt are joined by Maisha Wester to discuss a legendary piece of Black gothic cinema: Bill Gunn's Ganja & Hess! Join the Gothic Futures Summer Institute: https://gothiccentre.sites.sheffield.ac.uk/events/gothic-futures-summer-institute Preorder Jon's new books: www.collectiveinkbooks.com/zer0-books/…ernst-bloch bookshop.org/p/books/capitalism…?ean=9781914420887 Discuss your favorite technically not vampires with Horror Vanguard at: bsky.app/profile/horrorvanguard.bsky.social www.instagram.com/horrorvanguard/ www.horrorvanguard.com You can support the show for less than the cost of recutting your director's movie against his will because the investors didn't think it would do well, but, surprise, it's actually one of the greatest movies of the 1970s at www.patreon.com/horrorvanguard

When we here at the HV Crypt look to the stars, we see the boundless potential for not one, but TWO movies in a single episode. We're reviewing Pitch Black and Sunshine; two movies that feel completely different, but are actually both movies with actors set in outer space. Preorder Jon's new books: www.collectiveinkbooks.com/zer0-books/…ernst-bloch bookshop.org/p/books/capitalism…?ean=9781914420887 Discuss your favorite things humanity has sent to outer space with Horror Vanguard at: bsky.app/profile/horrorvanguard.bsky.social www.instagram.com/horrorvanguard/ www.horrorvanguard.com You can support the show for less than the cost of mining all the fissile material on Earth at www.patreon.com/horrorvanguard Today's episode is... out of this world!

It's Ash's yearly birthday pick and, as always, it was a coin toss between goofy b-movie mayhem and experimental weirdness. We got lucky and they chose both! Please enjoy the episode wherein we review one Wisconsinite and two puppets giving their commentary on a movie from the 50s, won't we? WE'VE GOT MOVIE SIGN!!! Preorder Jon's new books: www.collectiveinkbooks.com/zer0-books/…ernst-bloch bookshop.org/p/books/capitalism…?ean=9781914420887 Discuss your favorite things you've lost with Horror Vanguard at: bsky.app/profile/horrorvanguard.bsky.social www.instagram.com/horrorvanguard/ www.horrorvanguard.com You can support the show for less than the cost of losing a 3 hours episode and then finding it again months later at www.patreon.com/horrorvanguard

Last Halloween, your ghosts, I mean hosts, recorded a 3 hour Jordan Peele trilogy review which was nearly lost. However, archivists studying the Crypt's microbiomes stumbled upon The Lost Hard-drive containing this very episode! The flow of time itself is convoluted, with episodes centuries old phasing in and out. Preorder Jon's new books: www.collectiveinkbooks.com/zer0-books/…ernst-bloch bookshop.org/p/books/capitalism…?ean=9781914420887 Discuss your favorite things you've lost with Horror Vanguard at: bsky.app/profile/horrorvanguard.bsky.social www.instagram.com/horrorvanguard/ www.horrorvanguard.com You can support the show for less than the cost of losing a 3 hours episode and then finding it again months later at www.patreon.com/horrorvanguard

Dr. Phibes is one of Vincent Price's most visually iconic characters, but what does that mean for an actor whose popular presence is bound up with his roles? Is that an organ in your body or are you just happy to become libidinally annihilationist? AND WHAT DOES THIS HAVE TO DO WITH JOHN KRAMER AND THE SAW MOVIES JUST WHEN WE THINK WE'VE DONE THEM ALL HISTORY REALIGNS AND NEW PATTERNS BECOME EVIDENT IN THE ETERNAL TAPESTRY OF ART? We've gone too long without a Vincent Price movie. Preorder Jon's new books: www.collectiveinkbooks.com/zer0-books/…ernst-bloch bookshop.org/p/books/capitalism…?ean=9781914420887 Discuss your favorite organists with Horror Vanguard at: bsky.app/profile/horrorvanguard.bsky.social www.instagram.com/horrorvanguard/ www.horrorvanguard.com You can support the show for less than the cost of completely remodeling your art deco subterranean organ cathedral at www.patreon.com/horrorvanguard

Yet again we dive into one of those movies we could have spent 9+ hours discussing, but it's not always Halloween. It's time for our first Todd Haynes movie, Safe! Preorder Jon's new books: https://www.collectiveinkbooks.com/zer0-books/our-books/primer-utopian-philosophy-ernst-bloch https://bookshop.org/p/books/capitalism-a-horror-story-gothic-marxism-and-the-dark-side-of-the-radical-imagination-jon-greenaway/20692080?ean=9781914420887 Discuss your favorite self help tips with Horror Vanguard at: bsky.app/profile/horrorvanguard.bsky.social www.instagram.com/horrorvanguard/ www.horrorvanguard.com You can support the show for less than the cost of a modest dry cleaning bill at www.patreon.com/horrorvanguard

Your ghosts, I mean hosts, are joined by Frank and Leon from Left Page and Here Be Media to discuss Adam West's Batman: The Movie! Dananana Dananana discourse! Keep up with Frank and Leon at: https://www.patreon.com/leftpage http://linktr.ee/leftpagehbm Preorder Jon's Book: https://bookshop.org/p/books/capitalism-a-horror-story-gothic-marxism-and-the-dark-side-of-the-radical-imagination-jon-greenaway/20692080?ean=9781914420887 Discuss your favorite bats with Horror Vanguard at: bsky.app/profile/horrorvanguard.bsky.social www.instagram.com/horrorvanguard/ www.horrorvanguard.com You can support the show for less than the cost of ignoring system sources of injustice in favor of a Randian daydream at www.patreon.com/horrorvanguard

The weather outside is frightful, but I'm sure I've used this pun to introduce a holiday episode before! Old Saint Nick has come through this year and we're digging into 2015's Krampus, Austrian history, and plenty of Christmas ghost story discourse! Discuss your favorite European folklore with Horror Vanguard at: bsky.app/profile/horrorvanguard.bsky.social www.instagram.com/horrorvanguard/ www.horrorvanguard.com You can support the show for less than the cost of spending Christmas morning with distant relatives all day, every day at www.patreon.com/horrorvanguard

The nights have gotten longer which means... VAMPIRES! But also petrochemicals and Westerns! We really need to see the sun sometime soon! Discuss your favorite geopolitically metaphoric vampires with Horror Vanguard at: bsky.app/profile/horrorvanguard.bsky.social www.instagram.com/horrorvanguard/ www.horrorvanguard.com You can support the show for less than the cost of starting your own petrochemical refining plant at www.patreon.com/horrorvanguard

Your ghosts celebrate 300 episodes of Horror Vanguard by getting each other surprise movie gifts in this creepy double feature review! Today's films are: Disgusting Space Worms Eat Everyone! and Liquid Sky. Listen closely, a few longtime HV guests might stop by in this cyclopean episode... Discuss your favorite niche music scenes with Horror Vanguard at: bsky.app/profile/horrorvanguard.bsky.social www.instagram.com/horrorvanguard/ www.horrorvanguard.com You can support the show for less than the cost of one space worm at www.patreon.com/horrorvanguard

The holidays are upon us and that can only mean one thing: goth covens, mall Santas, and bad puppets! Discuss your favorite somewhat okay puppets with Horror Vanguard at: bsky.app/profile/horrorvanguard.bsky.social www.instagram.com/horrorvanguard/ www.horrorvanguard.com You can support the show for less than the cost of one passable elf puppet at www.patreon.com/horrorvanguard

This November's bonus episode is all about Pablo Larraín's new vampire film: El Conde! Your ghosts Ashley and Jon spend about 50 minutes debating the nuances of vampires, politics, and aesthetics before talking about the movie... Classic HV fashion! Discuss your favorite vampires with Horror Vanguard at: bsky.app/profile/horrorvanguard.bsky.social www.instagram.com/horrorvanguard/ www.horrorvanguard.com You can support the show for less than the cost of getting invited to your estranged relatives dilapidated estate to claim your dubious inheritance at www.patreon.com/horrorvanguard

Your ghosts are still on a little break for November, so we've unlocked another bonus episode from the crypt! It all started as a normal day in the HV crypt until Jon and Ash got Skinamarinked! The only way out is through, and in this case, that means discourse! Today we're talking about experimental cinematic ontologies and the shared social technology of dreams... You can support the show for less than the cost of the aforementioned vintage horror movie toys at www.patreon.com/horrorvanguard

The long-awaited return to the Saw franchise is finally upon us! Saw X might be the most critically and commercially successful Saw film to date, but will it stand up to the ensnaring terrors of... a podcast!? It's time to get back in the contraption! Discuss your favorite Saw trap doodles with Horror Vanguard at: bsky.app/profile/horrorvanguard.bsky.social www.instagram.com/horrorvanguard/ www.horrorvanguard.com You can support the show for less than the cost of a trip to Mexico City at www.patreon.com/horrorvanguard

Your ghosts are resting deep within the crypt this November, so here's an unlocked bonus episode to keep you going! The history of mining labor, strikes, and how we tell the stories of the union fight are welcome ground for a gothic discussion. Today, we're talking about Barbara Kopple's award-winning documentary: Harlan County, USA. Join us as we discuss the dark history within the Earth. Discuss your favorite union documentaries with Horror Vanguard at: bsky.app/profile/horrorvanguard.bsky.social www.instagram.com/horrorvanguard/ www.horrorvanguard.com Support your local striking workers.

Happy Halloween! It's time for your yearly Halloween treat episode and this year we've lost our minds and went all out! Yes, your podcast app is not glitching out. This is a nearly 9 hour review of every single Halloween movie. We cover everything from Carpenter's original Halloween to the recent David Gordon Green trilogy! That's a history spanning 1978 to 2022, nearly 50 years of Halloween. Dig in for a bardic quest attempting to understand the Myers-Strode relationship, Celtic wizards, and the twisted mind of Dr. Loomis! Did we go mad while recording this? You'll have to listen to find out! Happy Halloween, listeners and remember: Stay Spooky! Discuss your favorite Halloween moments with Horror Vanguard at: bsky.app/profile/horrorvanguard.bsky.social www.instagram.com/horrorvanguard/ www.horrorvanguard.com You can support the show for less than the cost of the rights to the Halloween movie franchise at www.patreon.com/horrorvanguard

The history of mining labor, strikes, and how we tell the stories of the union fight are welcome ground for a gothic discussion. Today, we're talking about Barbara Kopple's award-winning documentary: Harlan County, USA. Join us as we discuss the dark history within the Earth. Discuss your favorite union documentaries with Horror Vanguard at: bsky.app/profile/horrorvanguard.bsky.social www.instagram.com/horrorvanguard/ www.horrorvanguard.com Support your local striking workers.