Dispatches From Myrtle Beach

Happy Halloween Myrtle Beasts! Charles shows off his halloween costume, and Link shows off his lack of one. Charles writes a scary story to tell Link, and the two call Nana to ask her what Link’s costume should be. Plus, Charles pronounces Halloween-themed words, and decides what he would do in various horror movie scenarios. C’mon and have a good time with us!Got a question, comment, or story you want to share with Charles and Link? Send an email to ratherbshaggin53@aol.com. (Charles also accepts deez nuts jokes, unfortunately.)Check out the video version of this podcast: youtube.com/@DispatchesFromMyrtleBeach

Link shares the wild story of a recent encounter with a bear! Then, the two dive into this week’s mailbag, where Charles tries to identify celebrities from Last Meals, they attempt to have a conversation using only questions, Charles puts his smooth-talking skills to the test, and the two reveal how much money it would take for them to endure some truly unfortunate situations. C’mon and have a good time with us!Got a question, comment, or story you want to share with Charles and Link? Send an email to ratherbshaggin53@aol.com. (Charles also accepts deez nuts jokes, unfortunately.)Check out the video version of this podcast: youtube.com/@DispatchesFromMyrtleBeach

Charles shares some exciting news about Nancy and recaps his recent encounter with Guy Fieri. Plus, Link gets wiped out by the flu. C'mon and have a good time with us!Got a question, comment, or story you want to share with Charles and Link? Send an email to ratherbshaggin53@aol.com. (Charles also accepts deez nuts jokes, unfortunately.)Check out the video version of this podcast: youtube.com/@DispatchesFromMyrtleBeach

Charles and Link pick out a Halloween costume for Charles. Spoiler alert: it IS sexy. Plus, Charles helps a Myrtle Beast get out of the woods who pretended to work at Costco, and the two watch painting rage bait. C’mon and have a good time with us!Got a question, comment, or story you want to share with Charles and Link? Send an email to ratherbshaggin53@aol.com. (Charles also accepts deez nuts jokes, unfortunately.)Check out the video version of this podcast: youtube.com/@DispatchesFromMyrtleBeach

Charles gives an update on Rusty and gets sent another pick up line from a Myrtle Beast. Charles tries to pronounce types of dinosaurs, and wins a big prize from “Ace Hardware”. Plus, Link and Charles pick a drag queen name for him, discuss Rhett & Link’s hair evolution over the years, and Charles tries to identify a modern object in another edition of “What In The Hell Is This Doohickey?” C’mon and have a good time with us!Got a question, comment, or story you want to share with Charles and Link? Send an email to ratherbshaggin53@aol.com. (Charles also accepts deez nuts jokes, unfortunately.)Check out the video version of this podcast: youtube.com/@DispatchesFromMyrtleBeach

Charles tells all about his eventful trip to the emergency room with Nancy, and Link talks about him and Rhett's annual friend trip to Montana…which also included a trip to the emergency room. C’mon and have a good time with us!Got a question, comment, or story you want to share with Charles and Link? Send an email to ratherbshaggin53@aol.com. (Charles also accepts deez nuts jokes, unfortunately.)Check out the video version of this podcast: youtube.com/@DispatchesFromMyrtleBeach

Link tells Charles about the rough s** he had last night (yes, you read that right). Charles returns to Erewhon to guess more insane grocery prices, helps a couple settle a debate about getting arrested (and tells his own story as well related to the topic, of course), and tells a recent story about Nana. C’mon and have a good time with us!Got a question, comment, or story you want to share with Charles and Link? Send an email to ratherbshaggin53@aol.com. (Charles also accepts deez nuts jokes, unfortunately.)Check out the video version of this podcast: youtube.com/@DispatchesFromMyrtleBeach

Charles and Link attempt to solve more riddles. The two dive into the mailbag, where they discuss the oldest age they think they could beat their younger selves in a fight, and the things Charles misses most about the old days. Plus, the duo answers some “would you rather” questions (which turns into a zombie vs. vampire debate), and get scared sh**less by a prank video. C’mon and have a good time with us! Got a question, comment, or story you want to share with Charles and Link? Send an email to ratherbshaggin53@aol.com. (Charles also accepts deez nuts jokes, unfortunately.)Check out the video version of this podcast: youtube.com/@DispatchesFromMyrtleBeach

Link tells Charles about his recent injury from the gym. The duo plays a game from TikTok where they try to guess the number on their foreheads, and Link plays a hilarious viral prank on Charles involving intruders…and orphans. Plus, Charles reacts to Link’s pot pie moment from GMM that has the internet exploding. C’mon and have a good time with us!Link's Number: 22Charles' Number: 67Got a question, comment, or story you want to share with Charles and Link? Send an email to ratherbshaggin53@aol.com. (Charles also accepts deez nuts jokes, unfortunately.)Check out the video version of this podcast: youtube.com/@DispatchesFromMyrtleBeach

Charles a learns a new pickup line, and gets a heartwarming email from a Myrtle Beast. The two dive into the internet in another edition of “Alright Mr. Neal, Whatcha Think Of This Reel?”, Plus, Charles Neal, Award-winning Foley Artist, returns for “A Late Night At Sea”. C’mon and have a good time with us! Got a question, comment, or story you want to share with Charles and Link? Send an email to ratherbshaggin53@aol.com. (Charles also accepts deez nuts jokes, unfortunately.)Check out the video version of this podcast: youtube.com/@DispatchesFromMyrtleBeach

Charles and Link discuss The Odyssey, and wouldn’t you know it, it all starts from a deez nuts joke. Then, Link has Charles participate in a viral TikTok trend about responding to bullies, and Charles reveals who his “hear me outs” are. Plus, the two travel the globe in another edition of “Can I Pronounce These Words? Let’s See If I Fala-Fail!” C’mon and have a good time with us!Got a question, comment, or story you want to share with Charles and Link? Send an email to ratherbshaggin53@aol.com. (Charles also accepts deez nuts jokes, unfortunately.)Check out the video version of this podcast: youtube.com/@DispatchesFromMyrtleBeach

Charles and Link are joined by two very special guests this week - Nancy and her new dog, Rusty! Nancy gives all the details on the new pup, and gives an update on her recovery process. Plus, Link discusses his month-long staycation, his short trip back to NC, and the exciting Netflix news for GMM. C’mon and have a good time with us!

Charles and Link discuss an old tall tale about hillside cows. Charles talks about the biggest mistakes he’s ever made in his job as a painter in another edition of “Don’t Tell Nana!” Plus, Charles reacts to fan comments, and tries to pronounce more words. C’mon and have a good time with us!

Charles reacts to Link’s best hat on the GMM episode “We Try On 37 Hats and Slowly Go Mad”, and tries to outdo his look. It being a beret, Charles then of course tries to pronounce French words. Plus, the two play the Southern Slang Game, and then have a Southern insult contest in another edition of “Let’s Roleplay!” C’mon and have a good time with us!Got a question, comment, or story you want to share with Charles and Link? Send an email to ratherbshaggin53@aol.com. (Charles also accepts deez nuts jokes, unfortunately.)Check out the video version of this podcast: youtube.com/@DispatchesFromMyrtleBeach

Charles and Link have a heated debate about, well, heat. Charles gets an email with a very interesting proposition for him, and Link teaches him the hidden meaning behind certain emojis. Plus, the two put their acting skills to the test as they try out a recent viral TikTok trend. C’mon and have a good time with us!Got a question, comment, or story you want to share with Charles and Link? Send an email to ratherbshaggin53@aol.com. (Charles also accepts deez nuts jokes, unfortunately.)Check out the video version of this podcast: youtube.com/@DispatchesFromMyrtleBeach

Link tells Charles all about his excruciating experience getting Lando a new car, and the duo prank calls Nana. C’mon and have a good time with us!Got a question, comment, or story you want to share with Charles and Link? Send an email to ratherbshaggin53@aol.com. (Charles also accepts deez nuts jokes, unfortunately.)Check out the video version of this podcast: youtube.com/@DispatchesFromMyrtleBeach

This episode starts off with a bang, with Charles pronouncing more words! Then, a listener sends in a personal AITA story involving Netflix cheating, and Charles and Link debate. Plus, Charles tells a hilarious story about Nana, and tries to sell modern items to Link that he doesn't recognize. C'mon and have a good time with us!Got a question, comment, or story you want to share with Charles and Link? Send an email to ratherbshaggin53@aol.com. (Charles also accepts deez nuts jokes, unfortunately.)Check out the video version of this podcast: youtube.com/@DispatchesFromMyrtleBeach

Charles and Link talk about their experiences with sleep walking and talking, and Charles attempts to freestyle rap. Then, Link quizzes Charles to see if he can guess the prices of things from the year he was born vs. now, and two have a fascinating and intellectual debate: would you rather fight one horse-sized duck, or 100 duck-sized horses? C'mon and have a good time with us!Got a question, comment, or story you want to share with Charles and Link? Send an email to ratherbshaggin53@aol.com. (Charles also accepts deez nuts jokes, unfortunately.)Check out the video version of this podcast: youtube.com/@DispatchesFromMyrtleBeach

Charles goes on the radio, and of course, we have a clip of it, and of course, he performed flawlessly. Charles also updates Link on Nancy’s recent treatment milestone, and Link discusses his anniversary getaway with Christy. C’mon and have a good time with us!Got a question, comment, or story you want to share with Charles and Link? Send an email to ratherbshaggin53@aol.com. (Charles also accepts deez nuts jokes, unfortunately.)Check out the video version of this podcast: youtube.com/@DispatchesFromMyrtleBeach

Happy Father’s Day to all the daddy Myrtle Beasts out there! The two celebrate Father’s Day AND the four year anniversary of the podcast by doing wonderful impersonations of each other. The two revisit the 2015 episode of GMM “Things Most Humans Can’t Do” to test if the skills really are genetic. Plus, the two roast more paint hacks. C’mon and have a good time with us!Got a question, comment, or story you want to share with Charles and Link? Send an email to ratherbshaggin53@aol.com. (Charles also accepts deez nuts jokes, unfortunately.)Check out the video version of this podcast: youtube.com/@DispatchesFromMyrtleBeach

Charles updates Link on the latest developments in his garden, and Link tries to convince him to turn his overflowing tomato harvest into ketchup. Then, the two react to Myrtle Beast emails about who they supposedly resemble, revisit some of the most infamous foods Link has ever eaten on GMM, and put their instincts to the test in a game of spotting the fake profession. C’mon and have a good time with us!Got a question, comment, or story you want to share with Charles and Link? Send an email to ratherbshaggin53@aol.com. (Charles also accepts deez nuts jokes, unfortunately.)Check out the video version of this podcast: youtube.com/@DispatchesFromMyrtleBeach

It’s Tuesday which means it’s time for another Dispatch! Charles and Link recap their recent top secret adventures together (as much as they can share!). Charles sees his thirst trap video in all its glory for the first time ever, and Link talks about his recent family pizza night ultimate fail. C’mon and have a good time with us!Got a question, comment, or story you want to share with Charles and Link? Send an email to ratherbshaggin53@aol.com. (Charles also accepts deez nuts jokes, unfortunately.)Check out the video version of this podcast: youtube.com/@DispatchesFromMyrtleBeach

It's time for the annual Neal boys birthday episode! Charles serenades Link with, you guessed it, 50 Cent. The two talk about 47 and 73, and discuss what they're looking forward to in 48 and 74. Plus, Charles tries to guess what modern items are in another edition of "What In The Hell Is This Doohickey?", and Charles performs foley for a scene called "Link Gets A Midnight Snack". C'mon and have a good time with us! Doohickies: Oura Ring Dubai Chocolate Paris Hilton Delivery Robot Got a question, comment, or story you want to share with Charles and Link? Send an email to ratherbshaggin53@aol.com. (Charles also accepts deez nuts jokes, unfortunately.) Check out the video version of this podcast: youtube.com/@DispatchesFromMyrtleBeach

Charles learns about modern niche hobbies, and also learns how to say the word niche. Would Charles try LARPing or a silent disco? Is being a nudist in his future? Probably! Plus, Link tries to get Charles to guess ridiculous grocery prices from Erewhon. C'mon and have a good time with us! Got a question, comment, or story you want to share with Charles and Link? Send an email to ratherbshaggin53@aol.com. (Charles also accepts deez nuts jokes, unfortunately.) Check out the video version of this podcast: youtube.com/@DispatchesFromMyrtleBeach

Link gives an update on Lincoln’s feelings on Canadian girls. The two are challenged with more riddles, which makes them wonder if they are smarter in the morning time. Plus, the two watch reels about Animal Olympics, backrolling (yes, that’s what it’s called), and ridiculous beach hacks. Plus, Lord Charles tries to pronounce Game Of Thrones characters. C’mon and have a good time with us! Reels: https://www.tiktok.com/@its.baby.podcast/video/7524208832487132430?_r=1&_t=ZT-95CprtI4U74 https://www.youtube.com/shorts/SXgGqdlQVd8 https://www.youtube.com/shorts/6uHPpQC9Jgc Pronunciation Segment: Daenerys Targaryen Khaleesi Tyrion Lannister Petyr Baelish Brienne of Tarth Got a question, comment, or story you want to share with Charles and Link? Send an email to ratherbshaggin53@aol.com. (Charles also accepts deez nuts jokes, unfortunately.) Check out the video version of this podcast: youtube.com/@DispatchesFromMyrtleBeach

Charles tells a story about when he pushed his sister out of a tree, and Charles and Link call the family to get the story straight. The two give advice to someone whose boyfriend refuses to post her on social media, and to a husband who dislikes his wife’s lasagna. Plus, Charles gets a mysterious message from none other than…Rhett McLaughlin? C’mon and have a good time with us! Got a question, comment, or story you want to share with Charles and Link? Send an email to ratherbshaggin53@aol.com. (Charles also accepts deez nuts jokes, unfortunately.) Check out the video version of this podcast: youtube.com/@DispatchesFromMyrtleBeach

A Canadian Myrtle Beast emails in to confess her crush on Link's son, Lincoln. Charles says he would try Link's job on GMM, but Link challenges him on it by showing him a series of iconic clips from the show. Plus, Charles discusses what he wishes people knew about aging, and the two talk about their roller coaster experiences. C'mon and have a good time with us! Got a question, comment, or story you want to share with Charles and Link? Send an email to ratherbshaggin53@aol.com. (Charles also accepts deez nuts jokes, unfortunately.) Check out the video version of this podcast: youtube.com/@DispatchesFromMyrtleBeach

Charles’ 100k THIRST TRAP campaign is officially underway!!! Myrtle Beasts, help get us to 100k subscribers - we promise it will be worth your while. In another amazing news, Nancy finally had her last chemo treatment, and Charles and Link discuss the big milestone. Plus, Link debriefs his recent trip to Alaska. C’mon and have a good time with us!  Got a question, comment, or story you want to share with Charles and Link? Send an email to ratherbshaggin53@aol.com. (Charles also accepts deez nuts jokes, unfortunately.) Check out the video version of this podcast: youtube.com/@DispatchesFromMyrtleBeach

Charles confronts the Myrtle Beasts about a prank they’ve been playing on him (aka spamming his email with hilarious newsletters). Charles tries to pronounce more words, and the two role-play as Bigfoot and a park ranger. Plus, Charles discusses his survival plan if he were stuck in the wilderness. C’mon and have a good time with us! Got a question, comment, or story you want to share with Charles and Link? Send an email to ratherbshaggin53@aol.com. (Charles also accepts deez nuts jokes, unfortunately.) Check out the video version of this podcast: youtube.com/@DispatchesFromMyrtleBeach

Link tells Charles about his birth simulation experience on GMM, and getting pranked by Rhett and the whole crew. Charles talks about his most embarrassing trip to the ER, and...wow. Plus, Charles tells an unfortunate airport story, and the two decide if they'd carry around a chicken for a year for $1 million. C’mon and have a good time with us! Got a question, comment, or story you want to share with Charles and Link? Send an email to ratherbshaggin53@aol.com. (Charles also accepts deez nuts jokes, unfortunately.) Check out the video version of this podcast: youtube.com/@DispatchesFromMyrtleBeach

Charles gets emotional reading a listener's email. Plus, the two watch and react to paint reels, and Link teaches Charles how to spot AI images. C’mon and have a good time with us! Reels: facebook.com/reel/1228192412592986 youtube.com/shorts/sk9zuQ3A3q8 instagram.com/reel/DVOdcL1gPSv/?igsh=djlvNnVteHVjajM%3D Got a question, comment, or story you want to share with Charles and Link? Send an email to ratherbshaggin53@aol.com. (Charles also accepts deez nuts jokes, unfortunately.) Check out the video version of this podcast: youtube.com/@DispatchesFromMyrtleBeach

It’s Tuesday, which means it’s time for your favorite podcast and another Charles Neal spelling bee! Link and Charles react to their viral “6 7” clip, and Charles reads some hilarious comments. Plus, Link tests Charles internet IQ by seeing if he can accurately guess certain internet terms. C’mon and have a good time with us! Got a question, comment, or story you want to share with Charles and Link? Send an email to ratherbshaggin53@aol.com. (Charles also accepts deez nuts jokes, unfortunately.) Check out the video version of this podcast: youtube.com/@DispatchesFromMyrtleBeach

Happy St. Patrick’s Day, Myrtle Beasts! Charles performs “Lucky” by Britney Spears for Link, and it was, dare we say…incredible? Charles also takes us back to the old days of Dispatches with a good ole fashioned dirty joke. Plus, the two talk about their least favorite jobs (Charles’ is a shocker, pun intended), give their opinions on some controversial topics, and help a listener who’s in deep doo-doo with their HOA. C’mon and have a good time with us! Got a question, comment, or story you want to share with Charles and Link? Send an email to ratherbshaggin53@aol.com. (Charles also accepts deez nuts jokes, unfortunately.) Check out the video version of this podcast: youtube.com/@DispatchesFromMyrtleBeach

Charles and Link catch up on family updates, including newborn babies and Lincoln's time at college. Link grapples with getting older, and Charles gives him a hard time. Plus, Charles confronts Link about an unpaid bill, and the two play another round of the Southern Slang Game. C’mon and have a good time with us! Got a question, comment, or story you want to share with Charles and Link? Send an email to ratherbshaggin53@aol.com. (Charles also accepts deez nuts jokes, unfortunately.) Check out the video version of this podcast: youtube.com/@DispatchesFromMyrtleBeach

Charles and Link watch clips from GMM, and a paint reel involving a freezer, which Charles finds unpleasant. Charles tells the story of when he hit a mailbox, and when he used to throw glass bottles at street signs when he was younger. Plus, Charles tries to identify people and items in another edition of "What In The Hell Is This Doohickey?" C’mon and have a good time with us! Doohickies: Bad Bunny Tampon Sydney Sweeney Boba Tea Heated Rivalry (Ilya & Shane) Got a question, comment, or story you want to share with Charles and Link? Send an email to ratherbshaggin53@aol.com. (Charles also accepts deez nuts jokes, unfortunately.) Check out the video version of this podcast: youtube.com/@DispatchesFromMyrtleBeach

Charles has a message for former Ear Biscuiteers. Charles and Link react to Rhett and Link’s rap battle “Who’s Yo Daddy?” from 2013, and Link runs through all of Charles’ supposed accomplishments from the song. Plus, the two discuss things in their life that they’re adamant about doing correctly, and try to say more tongue twisters. C’mon and have a good time with us!  Got a question, comment, or story you want to share with Charles and Link? Send an email to ratherbshaggin53@aol.com. (Charles also accepts deez nuts jokes, unfortunately.) Check out the video version of this podcast: youtube.com/@DispatchesFromMyrtleBeach

Well, Link had an accident..again. Link tells Charles what happened, and comes to terms with the aches and pains that come with getting older. Charles tells Link about his out-of-the-ordinary Valentine's Day, gives updates on Nancy's cancer treatments, and shows off all the snow on the beach this month. Plus, Link paints his house like a REAL man. C’mon and have a good time with us! Got a question, comment, or story you want to share with Charles and Link? Send an email to ratherbshaggin53@aol.com. (Charles also accepts deez nuts jokes, unfortunately.) Check out the video version of this podcast: youtube.com/@DispatchesFromMyrtleBeach

Link tries to get Charles to say “6 7”, and it is an incredible 5 minutes of time. Charles wears another one of Nancy’s wigs and pretends to be Keith Urban (Christy’s hall pass) in another edition of “Let’s Roleplay!” Plus, the two play Mad Gab again. C’mon and have a good time with us! Got a question, comment, or story you want to share with Charles and Link? Send an email to ratherbshaggin53@aol.com. (Charles also accepts deez nuts jokes, unfortunately.) Check out the video version of this podcast: youtube.com/@DispatchesFromMyrtleBeach

Link’s got a brand new look for this episode, which has him wondering if he should buy a motorcycle. Link and Charles discuss their tips and tricks for getting through dentist appointments, and react to painting reels (one involving a very cute animal). Plus, Charles tells the story of the time he passed out from heat exhaustion, and attempts to pronounce more words. C’mon and have a good time with us!  Got a question, comment, or story you want to share with Charles and Link? Send an email to ratherbshaggin53@aol.com. (Charles also accepts deez nuts jokes, unfortunately.) Check out the video version of this podcast: youtube.com/@DispatchesFromMyrtleBeach

Charles gives an update on Nancy’s health journey, and a listener finds his business card out in the wild. Charles talks about things he refuses to learn how to use, and Link answers a tough “Would You Rather” question. Plus, the two talk about an infamous character from their hometown. C’mon and have a good time with us! Got a question, comment, or story you want to share with Charles and Link? Send an email to ratherbshaggin53@aol.com. (Charles also accepts deez nuts jokes, unfortunately.) Check out the video version of this podcast: youtube.com/@DispatchesFromMyrtleBeach

2026 is the year of BEARDED UP Neals! Well, at least for a little bit. Charles and Link discuss and compare their beards, and what the future is of their faces. Plus, Charles (Roan) shows off his karaoke skills, and Link recaps his family trip to Japan! C’mon and have a good time with us! Got a question, comment, or story you want to share with Charles and Link? Send an email to ratherbshaggin53@aol.com. (Charles also accepts deez nuts jokes, unfortunately.) Check out the video version of this podcast: youtube.com/@DispatchesFromMyrtleBeach

Charles and Link try to solve tricky riddles, with one turning into an argument over math (naturally). Charles then auditions as the tooth fairy (in a long beautiful blonde wig, of course) in another edition of "Let's Roleplay!" Plus, Charles and Link react to a listener getting swindled at a car shop, which actually ends up being a viral prank from TikTok. C’mon and have a good time with us! Got a question, comment, or story you want to share with Charles and Link? Send an email to ratherbshaggin53@aol.com. (Charles also accepts deez nuts jokes, unfortunately.) Check out the video version of this podcast: youtube.com/@DispatchesFromMyrtleBeach

It's time to kick off 2026 with our 150th episode! Charles and Link give a holler-out to some road trip listeners, and Link teases his family trip to Japan. Charles talk about his biggest snow storm experience, and gives dad advice to someone struggling with snow on their car in Buffalo, NY. Plus, the two attempt tongue twisters! C’mon and have a good time with us! If you want to attempt the tongue twisters with Charles and Link! "I slit the sheet, the sheet I slit, and on the slitted sheet I sit." "How can a clam cram in a clean cream can?" "A synonym for cinnamon is a cinnamon synonym." "A loyal warrior will rarely worry why we rule." Got a question, comment, or story you want to share with Charles and Link? Send an email to ratherbshaggin53@aol.com. (Charles also accepts deez nuts jokes, unfortunately.) Check out the video version of this podcast: youtube.com/@DispatchesFromMyrtleBeach

While Charles and Link are away for the holiday, we're throwing things back today to 2023, to an episode full of terrifying texting habits, wedding first dance songs, guilty pleasures, and pet peeves.

Happy Holidays, Myrtle Beasts! While Charles and Link are away for the holiday break, we're throwing it all the way back to 2022, to an episode full of funeral flatulence, sex robots, and crowbars.

Charles and Link virtually reunite after seeing each other briefly over Thanksgiving. Link discusses wanting to see how long his beard can grow into 2026, and Charles serenades Link with "Santa Baby" as a sexy elf. Plus, Charles talks about how Nancy's surgery went, and gives updates on her cancer journey. C’mon and have a good time with us!

Charles and Link try to solve riddles sent in to them, and Charles gets hilariously tricked by one. Charles tries to identify modern items in another edition of "What In The Hell Is This Doohickey?", and tells a great Neal family story involving tension over butterbeans. C’mon and have a good time with us! Doohickeys: The Life Of A Showgirl Album Butt Plugs Minion

Charles gives a holler-out to a wildland fire patrolman and his wife. The two watch some impressive (and not so impressive) paint hack videos, and decide if Nana sounds like Treetrunks from the cartoon "Adventure Time". Plus, Charles gives a stern talking to to a listener's boyfriend just won't do the dishes. C’mon and have a good time with us!

Happy Thanksgiving, Myrtle Beasts! Charles and Link discuss what they're grateful for this year, and react to unseen photos of Charles Sr. (Link's grandad) sent in by a listener. Plus, the two say what smells they would erase from existence if they could, and Charles talks about his secrets to a long life. C’mon and have a good time with us!

Charles gives an update on Nancy's upcoming surgery, and tells Link about the 2025 Neal Family reunion that he wasn't able to attend. Plus, Link explains the real reason why he wants Lando to get his driver's license, and Charles tries to pronounce luxury fashion brands. C’mon and have a good time with us! Pronunciation List: Hermès  Chanel Balenciaga  Louis Vuitton Yves Saint Laurent  Gucci

It's 11/11, make a wish Myrtle Beasts!! The two react to a paint reel and the viral "buttery flaky crust" video, and Charles sees the picture of Rhett & Link hugging nude for the first time. Plus, Charles tells a hilarious grade school detention story, and the two play another round of the Southern Slang Game. C’mon and have a good time with us!

Charles and Link give a tattoo artist, who is tired of the usual small talk, some conversation starter ideas. Charles gets a spam email from someone who he thinks is named Peetrick. Plus, the two discuss how they navigate their religious differences as father and son, and share which movie universe they'd want to live in. C’mon and have a good time with us!

Happy Hallo-week, Myrtle Beasts! Charles shows off his Halloween costume, and sets the mood with a spooooky story (that he tells in the dark). Link updates Charles on the Ear Biscuits hiatus, and welcomes any potential new listeners. Plus, the two recap Good Mythical Evening and react to Charles' incredible acting role, and Charles helps a mom with a Halloween costume dilemma. C’mon and have a good time with us!

Charles and Link give a heartfelt holler out, and find a halloween decoration that looks just like Charles. Charles tells Link about his times skipping school to go cliff jumping, and Link reveals he has very similar stories. Plus, the two call Nana to test her knowledge of the local cliff shenanigans, and Charles performs another incredible impression of Link. C’mon and have a good time with us!

Charles gives some news on Nancy's health, and discusses how they're dealing with the process. The two grade a listener's barbecue, and react to a Lily Vs. Link video. Plus, Charles answers where he would live if he couldn't live in South Carolina, and what one thing he would bring back from the 'ole days. C’mon and have a good time with us! Join us in supporting the fight against breast cancer at https://www.komen.org/.

Charles recaps his time at the SOS Festival, and tells Link about his trip to Pennsylvania to see Noah's Ark. Link talks about his experience at a music festival near D.C. with his family. Plus, the two react to the first-ever Trader Joe's opening in Myrtle Beach, and Charles' tries to pronounce different cheeses from the popular grocery chain. C’mon and have a good time with us! Trader Joe's video Pronunciation List: Gouda White Queso Dip Parmigiano Reggiano Brie Cheddar & Gruyere

It’s our last in-person episode of 2025! Charles gives his opinions on what other tradesmen and women are like, and what they think of painters. The two reminisce on some of their favorite toys from childhood which were, of course, dangerous. Charles confronts scam callers and telemarketers, and reacts to Labubus for the first time. Plus, we bring back the Southern Slang game for some fun as all get-out! C’mon and have a good time with us!

Charles and Link discuss driving Lincoln's sports car to the office. Charles gives a holler out to the famous shag club in Myrtle Beach, Fat Harold's. The two react to a paint show from the '90s that's been going viral on the internet, a blind man attempting to paint a wall, and the lie detector test that Rhett & Link gave their moms years ago. Plus, Charles confronts a cheater in another edition of "I'll Help Ya Get Out Of The Woods!" C’mon and have a good time with us! Reels: 90s Painting Ladies Blind Man Tries Painting Link's Southern Accent

The Neal boys are reunited at last! Charles joins Link in LA with quite a splash, appearing as his famous GMM Gen Z alter ego, Chaz. The two recap their visit together so far, which included an eventful evening fixing Lily's sink. Plus, "Charles Roan" performs another hit song, and Chaz interviews for a job at Mythical in "Let's Roleplay!" C’mon and have a good time with us!

Charles gets ready for his visit to Los Angeles. The two watch new paint hack videos, react to a fan's tattoo that Link designed, and talk being at the hospital for their kids' births. Plus, Charles tries to pronounce Trader Joe's products. C’mon and have a good time with us! Paint Hack Videos: youtube.com/shorts/EHLE1a9cTIQ youtube.com/shorts/spHq5JxkruI Pronunciation List: Pork Gyoza Potstickers Chipotle Vegetable Quesadillas Beef Birria Thai Style Red Curry Sauce Ube Ice Cream

Guess what, Myrtle Beasts?! Charles is going to LA again! The two get ready for his big trip to California, and discuss some of the things they have planned. Plus, Charles reacts to more comments about himself from the internet, and shares a wild story in another edition of "Don't Tell Nana!" C’mon and have a good time with us!

Charles surprises Link with another incredible Charles Roan performance, and Nana pops in to say hello. Plus, Charles recaps Lily's big visit to Myrtle Beach, and shares some unfortunate news about his lifelong friend, Banjo. C’mon and have a good time with us!

Charles gets ready for Lily's visit to Myrtle Beach, and the two react to a bumper sticker seen by a listener in South Carolina. Plus, Charles helps a dad pronounce Starbucks orders, assists in a burrito dilemma, and attempts to spell diarrhea in another edition of "I'll Help You Get Out of the Woods!" C’mon and have a good time with us!

Charles and Link read a stand-out Apple Podcast review from a listener, and the two react to some recent hilarious moments from GMM. Plus, Charles answers a mailbag question about past “lovers”, and the two share some of their favorite memories of their moms. C’mon and have a good time with us!

Link recaps his family trip to Ireland, including his trouble with obeying speed limits and newfound obsession with sheepherding. Charles tells Link all about his experience meeting Howie Mandel backstage, and talks about a recent fan encounter on his Belch Life golf cart. Plus, Link has an interesting roadside bbq sauce experience. C’mon and have a good time with us!

Charles serenades Link with "Pink Pony Club", and the two have another fun call with Nana. Plus, Charles tries to identify items in another edition of "What In The Hell Is This Doohickey?", and the two react to a fan's GMM themed proposal. C’mon and have a good time with us! Doohickies: Magic Wand Crocs Red Light Therapy Mask Rhett In Drag (Whett)

Charles discusses his strange nightmare about Link's hair, and then reacts to an old Rhett & Link video of "skin walling." They go over some different names for grandparents that kids come up with, as well as reminisce about games from childhood's past. Plus, they react to an article about paint that sweats!

Charles provides life-saving bbq to some Myrtle Beach lifeguards. Link reacts to Charles looking ripped in a photo. Charles tells Link about his recent trip to Williamsburg, and Link recaps Lily’s college graduation and move. Plus, the two listen to a funny voicemail from an Ear Biscuits listener about Charles. C’mon and have a good time with us!

Charles and Link give their opinions on some paint reels. Charles tells the story of when he accidentally set himself on fire, and the messy aftermath. Plus, Charles auditions as the voice of Siri and Alexa (I mean, who wouldn’t want Charles as their Siri voice?). C’mon and have a good time with us! Paint Reels: https://www.facebook.com/reel/1383230942729503 https://www.instagram.com/reel/DJNNMqeuapR/?igsh=MTdidjM5NHJrY2hiMQ%3D%3D

Charles surprises Link with yet another wig and Billie Eilish song, and it of course, did not disappoint. Plus, the two react to comments about Charles from the internet, and Charles dubs over Link's iconic horse licking moment from GMM. C’mon and have a good time with us!

Charles learns of Link's recent habit of peeing outside with his dogs. The two talk about their trips to Hilton Head and Big Sur. Plus, they react to a viral video of professional shaggers. C’mon and have a good time with us!

Charles tells Link about the job that Nana always wished for him. The two help a listener deliver paternity news to two possible fathers. Plus, Charles dubs over one of Link’s most viral GMM moments in a new segment called “It’s Me, Your Dub Daddy!” C’mon and have a good time with us!

A listener proposes a “Don’t Tell Christy” segment, and Charles and Link give their thoughts. The two give advice on dealing with anticipatory grief, and Charles reacts to Ego Nwodim saying he sounds like Kermit the Frog. Plus, Charles tries to pronounce characters from The Hunger Games. C’mon and have a good time with us! Pronunciation List: Peeta Mellark Haymitch Abernathy Effie Trinkett Coriolanus Snow Seneca Crane  Plutarch Heavensbee

Link tries out a Tik Tok prank on Charles, and the two talk about their breakfast habits. Producer Logan shares some news with Charles and Link. Plus, they react to a proposal video that went viral and Charles gives his two cents. C’mon and have a good time with us!

It's a big day of birthdays! Charles and Link talk about their plans to celebrate. Link pretends he's turning 73 and Charles pretends he's turning 47 in another edition of "Match My Freak!...Whatever That Means". Plus, Charles tries to spell celebratory words and reminisces about his big birthday celebration from years back. Spelling Bee Words: Chocolate Cake  Piñata  Champagne Balloons  Bouquet

Charles and Link watch a paint video unlike anything they've seen before, and Charles sees Lando's viral GMM moment for the first time. Plus, we learn of a listener's electricity-free version of Link’s shower blow-dryer trick, and Charles shares an unpopular opinion of his. C’mon and have a good time with us! Video Links: Unpaint Lando On GMM

Charles shows up in style in one of Nancy's wigs, and surprises Link with a special song. Link recaps his time at Coachella, and Charles talks about his trip to Pigeon Forge and Dollywood. Plus, Charles tries to pronounce artists from Coachella. C’mon and have a good time with us!

Charles and Link talk about a recent caffeine experiment from GMM and help a third grader prepare for a big spelling bee competition. Plus, they watch more paint hack videos, react to what ChatGPT says about the podcast, and learn about swinger culture in Florida. C’mon and have a good time with us! Paint Hack videos: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Bf0ZuR9Tbj0 https://www.youtube.com/shorts/fBDJrd14V8M

Charles and Link talk work, wigs, and pollen, and Link gets tricked into yet another deez nuts joke. Plus, Charles tries to pronounce more words, and the two react to more fan comments from the internet, where Charles sees his iconic woods video for the first time. C’mon and have a good time with us! Pronunciation List: Onomatopoeia Chimichurri Karaoke Ibiza Beijing Get your tickets to the Ocean Drive Beach Music Festival now at ⁠odmusicfest.com⁠!

Charles tells Link about his recent trip to Raleigh to see Brooks & Dunn in concert, and about the Myrtle Beasts he met along the way. Link recaps his trip to Seattle. Plus, Nana joins the show during her staycation at Charles' house, and boy was it a treat! C’mon and have a good time with us!

Charles tells Link about his new diet. The two watch more paint hack videos in efforts to impress Charles (a hard task, no less!). Plus, Charles tries to identify modern references and pop culture icons in another edition of "What In The Hell Is This Doohickey?" C’mon and have a good time with us!Paint Hack videos:https://www.facebook.com/reel/1008316347849885 https://www.youtube.com/shorts/biLkSxHwIlw Image List (in order): Charcuterie Board Anime Mario Tom Holland & Zendaya Topo Chica (Link as a drag queen)

Charles and Link watch an old Neal family video, which brings back a lot of memories. The two help a listener with an age gap relationship issue. Plus, Charles tells Link about the most exotic foods he's ever eaten in another edition of "Don't Tell Nana!" C’mon and have a good time with us!Country Fish Fry Get your tickets to the Ocean Drive Beach Music Festival now at odmusicfest.com!

Charles gives an update on the fires in the Myrtle Beach area, and plays an April Fools' prank on Link. Plus, a listener sends in a poem about the podcast, and Charles tries to pronounce more words. C’mon and have a good time with us!

Link tells about his experience seeing some of the aftermath from the LA fires in person, and Charles shares an emotional update about his dog, Gypsy. Plus, the two impersonate eachother in another edition of "Match My Freak!...Whatever That Means", and Charles attempts to spell more words. C’mon and have a good time with us!Spelling List: Connecticut Illinois Spaghetti Octopus

Charles shows Link his black and blue fingernail from an injury, and tells him about some DIY "surgeries" he's done in the past. Link tells Charles about his recent trip to the desert. Plus, the two watch some satisfying paint videos, and find out what's in Charles internet search history. C’mon and have a good time with us!

Charlie Womble and Jackie McGee join the show to talk all things shaggin', and Link talks about his own recent experience "shagging". Plus, Charles attempts more pronunciations in another edition of "Can I Pronounce These Words? Let's See If I Fala-fail!" C’mon and have a good time with us!Pronunciation Word List:CappuccinoStar AniseCeviche Ratatouille Gelato

Charles and Link call Nana to check in on her. Charles tells a story about getting in trouble in grade school, and the two give advice to a new teacher. Plus, they play an adult version of Mad Gab called "Incohearent" in another edition of “This Segment Is...Snot Mike Up Puffed He”. C’mon and have a good time with us!"Incohearent" Game Phrases:BUD MAKE IT SH HUH TOUGH UGH CUP AISLE HIKE PEG BUS HIKE AN HOT DONE HIGHSHOOK HERD ADDIE

Charles and Link talk about their weekend plans, and Charles announces the big upcoming music festival in Myrtle Beach. The two react to videos of robot painters, and Charles sees Link's viral whip cream moment for the first time. Plus, Charles reads comments on the internet about himself. C’mon and have a good time with us! Get your tickets to the Ocean Drive Beach Music Festival at odmusicfest.com!Video Links:Paint Hack 1Paint Hack 2 "Some Of This On Your That?" Gomer Pyle

Links tells Charles about a fun week test-driving the new EV Hummer, and Charles talks about his experience doing a polar plunge in the ocean. Plus, Charles recaps his cruise in another edition of “Shaggin’ Around The World!” C’mon and have a good time with us!

Charles tells Link about the time he got stuck in an elevator, and the longest he’s ever stayed awake in his younger days. Plus, the two enter the realm of pop culture in another edition of “Can I Pronounce These Words? Let’s See If I Fala-fail!” C’mon and have a good time with us!Pronunciation List:BeethovenPokémonBillie Eilish FIFA Lil Nas X  Timothée ChalametJake Gyllenhaal

Charles accidentally roasts Nancy for never riding her bike. The two react to a cool paint tape tool, and are confused by a new AI-powered refrigerator. Plus, Charles gets baited by spam, and helps a listener who is in quite the predicament. C’mon and have a good time with us!

Charles gives an update on Nana, and helps promote a listener’s band. Plus, Charles is tested to the limit as he tries to spell AND pronounce words. C’mon and have a good time with us!Pronunciation Word List:Fettuccine Pico de gallo Beignet Pinot NoirEscargot

We’re back and safe! Link recaps his experience during the fires in Los Angeles, and what it’s been like trying to move forward. Plus, Charles shares about his trip to Hawaii, and Link tells a bit about his family’s trip to Whistler. C’mon and have a good time with us!If you are willing and able, here are several great organizations you can donate to:California Community FoundationCalifornia Fire FoundationL.A. Fire Department FoundationPasadena Humane SocietyVentura County Community FoundationAmerican Red Cross of Greater Los AngelesCenter for Disaster PhilanthropyDirect Relief

Hey there, Myrtle Beasts. Due to the fires in Los Angeles and keeping the Mythical Crew safe, we weren't able to get in the studio to record our latest dispatch. So, here's a fun throwback episode with some classic stories from Charles, and we'll be back with a new dispatch next week!Episode video

Welcome to our Dispatches From Myrtle Beach Extra Special 100th Episode Extravaganza! And Happy 2025! Charles and Link reflect on the last 2.5 years, and Nana calls in to wish the two a Happy 100. Plus, Charles reacts to comments on the internet about himself, and tells a dirty jokes for old times’ sake. C’mon and have a good time with us!

While Charles and Link take a week off, we're throwing things back to the early days of Dispatches.

HO HO HO! Happy Holidays, Myrtle Beasts! For our last regular episode of the year, “Santa” and Link talk about their holiday plans, and recap another great year of Dispatches. Charles learns some of the most popular Gen-Z slang and phrases from 2024, and the two judge naughty holiday sweaters sent in by a listener. Plus, Link tries to get “Santa” to admit that he’s his dad in another edition of “Let’s Roleplay!” C’mon and have a good time with us! *Don’t forget to tune in next week for a fun throwback episode!*

Charles goes on a mission to find a late shag dancer’s hall of fame star. Charles and Link watch (and judge) a new paint hack compilation. Plus, the two try to crack Mad Gab phrases together in another edition of “This Segment Is…Snot Mike Up Puffed He.” C’mon and have a good time with us!Play Mad Gab along with us!UP RACKED HICK GULCH OAK EYE PILLOW FIZZ SIGHHONEY DUCK HISS SNOT MIKE UP PUFFED HE

Charles and Link recap their Thanksgiving together in North Carolina, and help a listener whose family wants to overstay their welcome for the holidays. Plus, the two roast each other yet again in another edition of "Match My Freak!...Whatever That Means." C’mon and have a good time with us!