Everybody Is Awful podcast

Mom of the week, Never happened stories, and Lebron James needs attention.

Mom of the week, Loud boom alerts, and a bunch of reviews on Yelp from spolied, entitled people not getting their way.

Support our sponsor:

Download the DraftKings Super app now. New customers sign up with code AWFUL & spend $5 to get $150 in rewards within 14 days @ https://www.draftkings.com/mobileapps

Never happened stories, Mpm of the week, Loud booms and some terrible personalized plates like HELLCAT, RU RLY OK, NO KINGS and more.

Join Patreon for an extra episode every week at Patreon.com/jimflorentine.

Tour dates at jim Florentine.com

Sept 26 Point Pleasant, NJ

Oct. 9,10 Saratoga Springs, NY

Oct 15-17 Tampa, FL

Oct. 22 Lakewood, OH

Oct. 23, 24 Columbus, OH

Nov. 7 NYC

Mom of the week, new dumb commercials and awful sports slang is dicussed.

Support our sponsor:

For free shipping on your order & 365-day returns go to https://www.Quince.com/everybody

Preorder my comedy special here:

https://music.apple.com/us/album/jersey-trash/6801206899 https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0HF61QPMN/ref=sr_1_1?crid=3R5SOXNZ2SLXA&dib=eyJ2IjoiMSJ9.ALN_YQfDp8iZvgxYvkrDHDUYAEZSeTx95ejvifZA_Tk.ufpOOF9XY4DZ6WryHzTdRzMlpNX4yfdcYmXuEMG5dCI&dib_tag=se&keywords=jim+florentine+jersey+trash&qid=1786902192&sprefix=jim+florentine+jersey+trash%2Caps%2C134&sr=8-1

Preorder Terrorizing Telemarketers Vol. 8 here:

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0HCT5PP24/ref=sr_1_47?crid=2Y0S1EWZSR1XE&dib=eyJ2IjoiMSJ9.LK-EzhBbrdsScJnUh4jBcg17TSEhzK5a3NMduEQmUkW32fWrQGp8hvPNVtLKeyY2xtGRyDlPslPsrDaGLd1Pm8uPL-Zgk_Awq1-YJF331PwC-M13Rde916fyb835QZEGxuI3H2VrB-mxc7zdB0XKlwq8gP7pLmSLzJ4UTYVzyv9QcKAK9LXEBLyfLsxlbipS.uE8jGrBE9Wjo7gN7FAIfsIo8FkYOV-XQVF9FaHJFBnk&dib_tag=se&keywords=jim+florentine&qid=1786284747&sprefix=%2Caps%2C123&sr=8-47&xpid=cvR81ZtoZmjW6 https://music.apple.com/us/album/terrorizing-telemarketers-vol-8/6797686557

Never Happened stories, Pickleball douchbags, Dumb Slang and a preview of the upcoming NFL season.

Support our sponsor:

Download the DraftKings Super app now. New customers sign up with code AWFUL & spend $5 to get $200 in rewards within 21 days @ https://www.draftkings.com/mobileapps

Coming Sept 18 New Comedy Special Jersey Trash and also Terrorizing Telemarketers Vol. 8 . Preorder here:

https://music.apple.com/us/album/jersey-trash/6801206899 https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0HF61QPMN/ref=sr_1_1?crid=3R5SOXNZ2SLXA&dib=eyJ2IjoiMSJ9.ALN_YQfDp8iZvgxYvkrDHDUYAEZSeTx95ejvifZA_Tk.ufpOOF9XY4DZ6WryHzTdRzMlpNX4yfdcYmXuEMG5dCI&dib_tag=se&keywords=jim+florentine+jersey+trash&qid=1786902192&sprefix=jim+florentine+jersey+trash%2Caps%2C134&sr=8-1

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0HCT5PP24/ref=sr_1_47?crid=2Y0S1EWZSR1XE&dib=eyJ2IjoiMSJ9.LK-EzhBbrdsScJnUh4jBcg17TSEhzK5a3NMduEQmUkW32fWrQGp8hvPNVtLKeyY2xtGRyDlPslPsrDaGLd1Pm8uPL-Zgk_Awq1-YJF331PwC-M13Rde916fyb835QZEGxuI3H2VrB-mxc7zdB0XKlwq8gP7pLmSLzJ4UTYVzyv9QcKAK9LXEBLyfLsxlbipS.uE8jGrBE9Wjo7gN7FAIfsIo8FkYOV-XQVF9FaHJFBnk&dib_tag=se&keywords=jim+florentine&qid=1786284747&sprefix=%2Caps%2C123&sr=8-47&xpid=cvR81ZtoZmjW6 https://music.apple.com/us/album/terrorizing-telemarketers-vol-8/6797686557

Jelly Roll, Jeep Ducks, Mom and Dad of the Week and more.

Preorder Terrorizing Telemarketers Vol. 8 here:

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0HCT5PP24/ref=sr_1_47?crid=2Y0S1EWZSR1XE&dib=eyJ2IjoiMSJ9.LK-EzhBbrdsScJnUh4jBcg17TSEhzK5a3NMduEQmUkW32fWrQGp8hvPNVtLKeyY2xtGRyDlPslPsrDaGLd1Pm8uPL-Zgk_Awq1-YJF331PwC-M13Rde916fyb835QZEGxuI3H2VrB-mxc7zdB0XKlwq8gP7pLmSLzJ4UTYVzyv9QcKAK9LXEBLyfLsxlbipS.uE8jGrBE9Wjo7gN7FAIfsIo8FkYOV-XQVF9FaHJFBnk&dib_tag=se&keywords=jim+florentine&qid=1786284747&sprefix=%2Caps%2C123&sr=8-47&xpid=cvR81ZtoZmjW6 https://music.apple.com/us/album/terrorizing-telemarketers-vol-8/6797686557

Preorder Jersey Trash here:

https://music.apple.com/us/album/jersey-trash/6801206899 https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0HF61QPMN/ref=sr_1_1?crid=3R5SOXNZ2SLXA&dib=eyJ2IjoiMSJ9.ALN_YQfDp8iZvgxYvkrDHDUYAEZSeTx95ejvifZA_Tk.ufpOOF9XY4DZ6WryHzTdRzMlpNX4yfdcYmXuEMG5dCI&dib_tag=se&keywords=jim+florentine+jersey+trash&qid=1786902192&sprefix=jim+florentine+jersey+trash%2Caps%2C134&sr=8-1

Parents bragging about how amazing they are.

Preorder Jim's new comedy special here:

https://music.apple.com/us/album/jersey-trash/6801206899 https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0HF61QPMN/ref=sr_1_1?crid=3R5SOXNZ2SLXA&dib=eyJ2IjoiMSJ9.ALN_YQfDp8iZvgxYvkrDHDUYAEZSeTx95ejvifZA_Tk.ufpOOF9XY4DZ6WryHzTdRzMlpNX4yfdcYmXuEMG5dCI&dib_tag=se&keywords=jim+florentine+jersey+trash&qid=1786902192&sprefix=jim+florentine+jersey+trash%2Caps%2C134&sr=8-1

Loud booms, fake stories, Yelp reviews for a Dollar Store, Pizza Hut and more.

Pre order Jim's new comedy special Jersey Trash here:

https://music.apple.com/us/album/jersey-trash/6801206899 https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0HF61QPMN/ref=sr_1_1?crid=3R5SOXNZ2SLXA&dib=eyJ2IjoiMSJ9.ALN_YQfDp8iZvgxYvkrDHDUYAEZSeTx95ejvifZA_Tk.ufpOOF9XY4DZ6WryHzTdRzMlpNX4yfdcYmXuEMG5dCI&dib_tag=se&keywords=jim+florentine+jersey+trash&qid=1786902192&sprefix=jim+florentine+jersey+trash%2Caps%2C134&sr=8-1

Pre order Terrorizing Telemarketers Vol. 8 here:

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0HCT5PP24/ref=sr_1_47?crid=2Y0S1EWZSR1XE&dib=eyJ2IjoiMSJ9.LK-EzhBbrdsScJnUh4jBcg17TSEhzK5a3NMduEQmUkW32fWrQGp8hvPNVtLKeyY2xtGRyDlPslPsrDaGLd1Pm8uPL-Zgk_Awq1-YJF331PwC-M13Rde916fyb835QZEGxuI3H2VrB-mxc7zdB0XKlwq8gP7pLmSLzJ4UTYVzyv9QcKAK9LXEBLyfLsxlbipS.uE8jGrBE9Wjo7gN7FAIfsIo8FkYOV-XQVF9FaHJFBnk&dib_tag=se&keywords=jim+florentine&qid=1786284747&sprefix=%2Caps%2C123&sr=8-47&xpid=cvR81ZtoZmjW6 https://music.apple.com/us/album/terrorizing-telemarketers-vol-8/6797686557

Pre order Terrorizing Telemarketers Vol. 8 here:

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0HCT5PP24/ref=sr_1_47?crid=2Y0S1EWZSR1XE&dib=eyJ2IjoiMSJ9.LK-EzhBbrdsScJnUh4jBcg17TSEhzK5a3NMduEQmUkW32fWrQGp8hvPNVtLKeyY2xtGRyDlPslPsrDaGLd1Pm8uPL-Zgk_Awq1-YJF331PwC-M13Rde916fyb835QZEGxuI3H2VrB-mxc7zdB0XKlwq8gP7pLmSLzJ4UTYVzyv9QcKAK9LXEBLyfLsxlbipS.uE8jGrBE9Wjo7gN7FAIfsIo8FkYOV-XQVF9FaHJFBnk&dib_tag=se&keywords=jim+florentine&qid=1786284747&sprefix=%2Caps%2C123&sr=8-47&xpid=cvR81ZtoZmjW6 https://music.apple.com/us/album/terrorizing-telemarketers-vol-8/6797686557

Loud Booms, Mom of the Week, Never Happened story and dumb personalized plates like Mr. Boom, Bad Chick, L8 Mama, Big Word, Bye Boo and more.

Mom of the week, loud boom alerts, loniest man of the week and dumb insprirational quotes that motivate no one.

Support our sponsor:

For free shipping on your order & 365-day returns go to https://www.Quince.com/everybody

Loud booms, never happened stories, Dad of the week and stories about the man with the smallest penis, a pastor that farts on his congregates, a guy suing Outback Steakhouse because the bathroom toilet exploded on him and more.

Join Patreon for an extra podcast episode every week at Patreon.com/jimflorentine

Tour dates at jimflorentine.com

Join Patreon for an extra episode every week at Patreon.com/jimflorentine

Support our sponsor:

For a limited time, our listeners get 50% off FOR LIFE, Free Shipping, & 3 Free Gifts at Mars Men at https://mengotomars.com/

Loud Booms, Never Happened Stories, Mom of the Week, Dad of the Week and some brutal Dating Profiles are discussed.

Attention whore Jelly Roll getting divorced.

Loud booms, Never happened stories, Mom of the week and more.

Loud booms, Dad of the week, Never happened story, and a bunch of pathetic personalized license plates.

Loud booms everwhere and Dumb Inspirational Quotes!

Our two favorite attention whores are back in the news. Jelly Roll and Travis Kelce. Nosy neighbors on the Next Door app are posting corny jokes, what's your favorite cheese and wondering what the loud booms are.

Join Patreon for an extra episode every week at Patreon.com/jimflorentine

See Jim on tour coming to the following cities: Harrisburg and Erie, PA, Avenel, NJ, Myrtle Beach, SC, Conroe, TX, Nashville, TN, Orlando, FL, Tulsa and Oklahoma City, OK, Columbia, MO and more. Jimflorentine.com for tickets.

Loud booms, Mom Of The Week, Never Happened Stories and a Woman posts on the Next Door App that she is looking for a good Mexican restaurant because she doesn't "want to waste money on a Taco."

Loud Boom alerts, Mom of the week, and a bunch of babies bitching on Yelp that they didn't get there way.

Sign up for Patreon for an extra episode every week at Patreon.com/jimflorentine

Tour dates at Jimflorentine.com

Coming to the following cities: Mrytle Beach, SC, Conroe, TX, Nashville, TN, Susanville, CA, Harrisburg and Erie, PA, Oveida, FL and more

Post Malone and Jelly Roll tour dates get cancelled, Pickleball plane crash and some terrible personalized license plates.

Join Patren for an extra episode every week at Patreon.com/jimflorentine

Terrible songs palyed in stores and at gas pumps including Robert Plant Tall Cool One, Lenny Kravits Fly Away, Rod Stewart Rhythm Of My Heart and more.

Check out Jim on tour at Jimflorentine.com

Join Patreon for an extra episode everty week at patreon.com/jimflorentine

The public has had enough of Jason Kelce, a guy dies playing Pickleball, A Pickleball court closes do to noise complaints, The term Wheels Up when people post about their plane taking off sets Jim off.

Mom of the week, Never Happened Story and some Inspirational Quotes that inspire no one.

Join Patreon for an extra episode each week at Patreon.com/jimflorentine

See Jim on tour coming to the following cities: Nashville, Tacoma and Spokane, WA, Tulsa and Oklahoma City, OK, Susanville, CA, Pottstown and Harrisburg, PA. Tickets: Jimflorentine.com

Inspirational quotes posted online that inspire nobody are discussed.

Join Patreon for an extra episode every week at Patreon.com/jimflorentine.

Tour dates at Jimflorentine.com

2KEWL4U2, IMJSAYIN, FUSCHIA, PICKLER and more awful vanity plates are discussed.

Join Patreon for an extra episode everyt week at Jimflorentine.com/Patreon

Check out Jim's tour dates at Jimflorentine.com. Coming to the following cities:

Nashville, TN, Susanville, CA, Flintstone, MD, Tulsa, OK, Oklahoma City, OK, Springfield, MO, Spokane, WA, Tacoma, WA, Erie, PA and more.

Woman kills both ex Husband's in one day, Woman farts on Husband's hand and he assualts her, Woman tries to take a pictute with herself next to a shark and she loses both hands and more.

Mom of the week, Dad of the week and some Never Happened stories.

One woman's dating profile sets Jim off.

Support our sponsor:

For a limited time, our listeners get 50% off FOR LIFE, Free Shipping, & 3 Free Gifts at Mars Men at https://mengotomars.com/

Mom Of The Week, Never Happened Story, Jelly Roll and more.

Nevr happened story, Dad of the week and grwon men taking pictures of themselves and posting them.

Join patreon for an extra episode each week at patreon.com/jimflorentine.

Tour dates at Jimflorentine.com

Mom of the week, Dad of the week, Never happened stories and more.

Join Patreon for an extra episode every week at Patreon.com/Jimflorentine

A bunch of Mom's looking for pats on the back for being a Mom are discussed.

NoKidz, Smile4me, Gitback and more horrific vanity plates are discussed.

Sign up for Patreon for an extra episode each week at Patreon.com/jimflorentine

Support our sponsor:

Let Rocket Money help you reach your financial goals faster at http://RocketMoney.com/EIA

Support our sponsor:

Let Rocket Money help you reach your financial goals faster at http://RocketMoney.com/EIA

More of listeners Top 5 lists of Awful Slang Words.

Listeners Top 5 Awful Slang Words discussed.

Landing The Plane, Lean In, Unpack, Broccoli Wokly, Car Freshy, Easy Peasy Lemon Squeezy and more awful slang words are discussed.

Support our sponsor:

Support the show & get simple, online access to personalized, affordable care with HIMS @ hims.com/AWFUL

Only fans girl lands in the hospital after banging 583 guys in one day, Ozempic is making women's vaginas look old, and dad watches his daughters Only Fans videos.

Join Patreon for an extra episode every week at patreon.com/jimflorentine

Jimflorentine.com for tour dates. coming to the following cities:

Baltimore, MD

Morris Plains, NJ

Glenside, PA

Key West, FL

Dallas, TX

Fort Worth, TX

Omaha, NE

Support our sponsor:

Support the show & get simple, online access to personalized, affordable care with HIMS @ http://hims.com/awful

Jelly Roll update, Mom of the week, Never happened story and some Awful Inspirational Quotes.

Check out Patreon for an extra episode every week at patreon.com/jimflorentine

Tour dates at Jimflorentine.com. Coming soon to:

Baltimore, MD

Morris Plains, NJ

Glenside, PA

Dallas, TX

Fort Worth, TX

Omaha, NE

Dumb personalized plates like OMG YES, SELFIE, CHARCAGO, NAG, MATT JOE, YOUTUBE, XXX and more.

Support our sponsor:

This episode is brought to you by BetterHelp.

Give online therapy a try and get on your way to being your best self at https://www.betterhelp.com/eia

Adults posting pictures of their Halloween Outfits.

Support our Sponsors:

Support the show by going to http://hims.com/AWFUL

for your personalized ED treatment options.

Support our sponsor:

Support the show & get a licensed therapist to help you reach your goals this World Mental Health Day. To get started & get 10% off your 1st month, go to https://www.betterhelp.com/EIA

Jim tells insane stories from when he used to work construction.

Support our sponsors:

Visit https://prizepicks.onelink.me/LME0/AWFUL and use code AWFUL and get $50 in lineups when you play your first $5 lineup!

Hanley, Egwene and more awful baby names discussed.

Support our sponsor:

Support the show and start your free online Hims visit today. Visit https://www.hims.com/AWFUL

Dumb Quotes that mean nothing and help no one.

A woman leaves 3 different yelp reviews for a Denny's. One 5 star, one 2 star and one 1 star. She is bipolar and also uses the word Brekkie for breakfast and calls her husband her hubby. Thie woman might be the worst human being ever. check me out on tour at Jimflorentine.com. coming tot he following cities: Pittsburgh, Atlanta, Miami, St. Louis, Cuyahoga Falls, OH.

More never happened stories, dumb inspritional quotes and the worst sentence ever written. Check out Jim's Patreon for 3 extra podcasts a week for $5 a month at Patreon.com/jimflorentine. Check out jim on tour at jimflorentine.com. Coming to to the following cities: Bakersfield, CA, La Jolla, CA, Cuyahoga Falls, OH, Pittsburgh, PA, Atlanta, GA, Miami, FL, St. Charles, MO and more.

Desperate people tryng to date online. Join Jim's Patreon for 3 extra Podcasts a week for $5 a month at patreon.com/jimflorentine. Check Jim out on tour at Jimflorentine.com.

No Taylor Swift at the Chiefs game, a leech crawls into a guy's dickhole, A Trans woman wants her testicles back from her ex and another never happened story. Check out Patreon for 3 extra Podcasts for $5 a month at Patreon.com/jimflorentne. Go to Jimflorentine.com for tour dates. Coming to the following cities, New Cumberland, WV, Point Pleasant, NJ, Ogunquit, Maine, Plymouth, NH, Bakersfield, Ca, San Diego and more.

Join Patreon for 3 extra Podcasts a week at Patreon.com/jimflorentine. Check out Jim on tour at Jimflorentine.com. Coming to the following cities: Philadelphia, Atlanta, Pittsburgh, Ogunquit, Maine, Plymouth, NH, New Cumberland, WV, Point Pleasant, NJ.

MsMerlo, Funbird, Han-Sum and other terrible liscense plates are discussed this week. Join Jim's Patreon for 3 extra Podcasts a week at Patreon.com/jimflorentine. Check Jim out on tour at Jimflorentine.com. Coming to the following cities: San Diego, Bakersfield, CA, Philadelphia, Point Pleasant, NJ, New Cumberland, WV, Cuyahoga Falls, OH, Pittsburgh, Atlanta, Miami and more.

Today's Podcast brought to you by Hello Fresh. Support the show & get 50% off of Hello Fresh plus 15% off the next 2 months by going to https://www.hellofresh.com/50FLORENTIME & using code 50FLORENTINE

More dumb insprational quotes that people google, copy and paste and post them on their social media. For example "Make today so awesome that yesterday gets jealous." Makes zero sense just like the rest I go over. Join Patreon for 3 extra Podcasts a week at Patreon.com/jimflorentine. Get Everybody Is Awful T shirts at Jimflorentine.com and see Jim on tour coming to the following cities:

Philadelphia, Point Pleasant, NJ, Lasd Vegas, New Cumberland, WV, Ugunquit, Maine, Plymouth, NH, Bakersfield, CA, San Diego, Akron, OH and more. All dates at Jimflorentine.com

Terrible T-Shirts is this week's episode. Eating tacos, drinking wine and can't function without coffee are some of the dumb shirts that are discussed. Join Patreon for3 extra podcasts aweek for $5 a month at Patreon.com/jimflorentine. Check Jim out on tour at Jimflorentine.com. Coming to the following cities: Philadelphia, Point Pleasant, NJ, Ogunquit, Maine, Plymouth, NH, Bakersfield, CA, San Diego and more. Today's podcast is sponsored by Draft Kings.

Support the podcast & download the DraftKings Sportsbook app. New customers can bet just $5 & take home $200 instantly in bonus bets. Use code AWFUL to sign up.

Jim previews the upcoming NFL season. See Jim on tour coming to Emmaus, PA, Fairfiled, CT, Las Vegas, Philadelphia, Point Pleasant, NJ, Plymouth, NH, Ogunquit, Maine and more. All dates at jimflorentine.com

Jim gets a one star yelp review on his comedy show.Also, a bunch of never happened made up stories on social media by people that are desperate for attention. Today's Podcast brought to you by Draftkings.

Download the DraftKings Sportsbook app & use code AWFUL. New customers can bet $5 on college football & score $200 in bonus bets.

More people trashing businesses for not getting their way. Check out Jim on Patreon for 3 extra Podcasts a week at Patreon.com/jimflorentine. get your Everybody Is Awful shirts at Jimflorentine.com. Check out Jim on tour coming this fall in San Diego, Bakersfield, CA. Allentown, PA, Fairfield, CT, Philadelphia, PA, Las Vegas, Ogunquit, Maine, Plymouth, NH and more.

Women breastfeeding in public, A man likes to cook and explore the outdoors when he's not working and a Facebook game that if were born in the month of August you will get a free trip to the Bahamas. Not sure who is going to pay for it but you are going if you're born in that month. Join Patreon for 3 extra Podcasts a week at patreon.com/jimflorentine. Check out Jim's tour dates at Jimflorentine.com. Coming to the following cities: Key West, FL, Emmaus, PA, Farfield, CT, Philadelphia, PA.

Today's Podcast sponsored by Hello Fresh. Go to Hellofresh.com/50florentine for 50% off plus free shipping. Awful Inspirational Quotes are discussed on the Podcast. Just a bunch of dumb quotes that help no one. Join Patreon for 3 extra Podcasts a weekfor $5 a month at Patreon.com/jimflorentine. See Jim on tuor coming to Asbury Park, NJ, Key West, FL, Emmaus, PA, Fairfield, CT, Philadelphia, Las vegas and more. Go to jimflorentine.com.

A few never happened stories, a woman lets her dog go down on her and a post by another gulity white woman. Join Patreon for 3 extra podcasts a week for $5 a month at Patreon.com/jimflorentine.

A guy gets caught having sex with a horse, a man gives his pet squirrel meth and a guy falls in to a vat of chicken soup and dies. Check out jim on Patreon for 3 extra Podcasts a week for $5 a month at Patreon.com/jimflorentine. Check Jim out on tour coming to the following cities: Exton, PA, Dewey Beach, DE, Kenosha, WI, Asbury Park, NJ, Key West, FL and more. All info at jimflorentine.com.

Jim goes over dumb cliches that are used in sports. Join Patreon for 3 extra podcasts a week for $5 a month at Patreon.com/jimflorentine. Check out Jim on tour coming to Exton, PA, Kenosha, WI, Asbury Park, NJ, Key West, FL, Allentown, PA and more. Go to Jimflorentine.com for tour dates.

On this weeks Podcast we go over some really bad dating profiles. Just be happy you're not single with the nonsense and the demands people have on these dating sites. Join Jim's Patreon for 3 extra Podcasts a week for $5 a month at Patreon.com/jimflorentine.

Bad songs from the 80's played in stores is this week's podcast. Party All The Time, Dinosaur Song, Next time I Fall In Love and more. Join Jim's Patreon at patreon.com/jimflorentine for 3 extra Podcasts a week. Check out Jim on tour at Jimflorentine.com. Coming to the following cities: Atlantic City, Columbus, OH, Fort Lauderdale, FL, Exton, PA, Kenosha, WI.

Pathetic people trying too ruin businesses by trashing them online because everything didn't go their way. One guy doesn't like his pizza, another guy is bitching about his chicken wings and we have an owner responding to these babies by calling them out and making fun of them. Stop being friends with someone you know if they have a Yelp account. Join Jim's Patreon for 3 extra Podcasts a month for $5 a month at Patreon.com/jimflorentine. Go to Jim's website for tour dates at Jimflorentine.com. Coming soon to Columbus, Oh, Fort Lauderdale, FL, Exton, PA, Atlantic City, NJ, Kenosha, WI and more.

More Inspirational Quotes posted on social media that are dumb and inspire nobody. Check out Jim on tour at Jimflorentine.com

6/22 Flintstone, MD

6/23 Lakewood, OH

6/24 Sugarloaf, NY

7/15 Columbus, OH

7/18 Fort Lauderdale, FL

Dumb people wearing dumb shirts is this week's Podcast. Join Jim's Patreon for 3 extra Podcasts a week at $5 a week at Patreon.com/jimflorentine. Check out Jim's tour dates at Jimflorentine.com. Coming to the following cities: Lakewood, OH, Flintstone, MD, Sugarloaf, NY, Columbus, OH, Fort Lauderdale, FL, Key West, FL and more.

Dump pesonalized plates like Subapoo, Warden of 3, Luv Cake and more are discussed. Join Jim's patreon for 3 extra Podcasts a week for $5 a month at Patreon.com/jimflorentine. See Jim on tour coming up in Cleveland, OH, Freehold, NJ, Sugarloaf, NY, Columbus, OH, Flintstone, MD and more. All dates at Jimflorentine.com.

2 Bullshit stories and then a Woman has 2 Vaginas and more. Join patreon for 3 extra Podcasts a week at Patreon.com/jimflorentine. Check Jim out on tour in the follwing cities:

Stamford, CT, Riverhead, NY, Springfield, NJ, Freehold, NJ, Flintstone, MD, Lakewood, OH, Sugarloaf, NY. All info at Jimflorentine.com.

A guy gives a one star review for his dryer, another guy complains about the taste of the food at a Denny's, another never happened story and Jim rants about the dumb Facebook games people play. Join Patreon for 3 extra Podcasts a week at Patreon.com/jimflorentine. Check out Jim on tour coming up in the following cities: Cleveland, Sugerloaf, NY, Stamford, CT, Riverhead, NY, Freehold, NJ, Columbus, OH and more. All dates at Jimflorentine.com.

Cool beans, Insta, The Gram, Hangry, Appy Hour, Bye Felicia, awesome sauce and more words that should never be said. Join patreon for 3 extra Podcasts a week for $5 a month at Patreon.com/jimflorentine. Get your Everybody Is Awful Tshirt at Jimflorentine.com. Check out Jim on tour May 18-20 Myrtle Beach, SC, June 24 Lakewood, OH, July 15 Columbus, OH.

More stories from people making shit up to get attention on socail media. Join Patreon for 3 extra podcasts a week for $5 a month at patreon.com/jimflorentine. Check out Jim on tour:

May 11-13 Fort Myers, FL

May 18-20 Myrtle Beach, SC

June 2 Stamford, CT

June 3 Suffolk, Long Island, NY

June 10 Springfield, NJ

June 16 Freehold, NJ

June 22 Flintstone, MD

June 23 Lakewood, OH

July 15 Columbus, OH

All dates at Jimflorentine.com

More dumb people writing dumb shit on thier dating profiles. Check out Jim on tour in the following cities:

Fort Myers, FL

Myrtle Beach, SC

Stamford, CT

Lakewood, OH

Columbus, OH

Jimflorentine.com

There are 19 states were you can marry your cousin, a woman is caught having sex with her dog that is so disturbing the police won't talk about it and did a female porn star's appendix burst during an hour long sex session? Check out Jim on tour in Orlando, Fort Myers, FL, Myrtle Beach, SC, Cleveland and Columbus, OH. All dates at jimflorentine.com.

Dump people posting dumb quotes is this weeks Podcast. Join Patreon for 3 extra Podcasts a week at Patreon.com/jimflorentine for $5 a month. Check Jim at on tour in Buffalo 4/22, Toronto 4/21 and Orlando 4/28. All dates at Jimflorentine.com.

Be happy you are married or in a relationship because these dating profiles are horrendous. Join Jim's Patreon for 3 extra Podcasts a week for $5 a month at Patreon.com/jimflorentine. check out jim on tour at jimflorentine.com.

April 18 Shamrock Comedy Club at the Field Fort Lauderdale, FL

April 21 Royal Comedy Theater Toronto, Canada

April 22 Rob's Comedy Playhouse Buffalo, NY

April 28 Bonkerz Comedy Club Orlando, FL

Dumb Vanity Plates like PDINFULL, DADWHIP, PASTALUV, LFS BN GD, SKOOL GRL and more are discussed. Also a never happened story with another guilty white woman who had a crazy innocent happen once again in a grocery store and her hero son came to the rescue. Join Jim's Patreon for 3 extra Podcasts a week for $5 a month at Patreon.com/jimflorentine. Check out Jim on tour:

April 18 Shamrock Comedy Club at the Field Fort lauderdale, FL

April 21 Royal Comedy Theater Toronto, Canada

April 22 Rob's Comedy Playhouse Buffalo, NY

April 28 Bonkerz Comedy Club Orlando, FL.

All dates at Jimflorentine.com

More meaningless quotes posted on social media that help no one. Join Jim's Patreon for 3 extra Podcasts a week fopr $5 a month at Patreon.com/jimflorentine. Check out Jim on tour:

March 30 Laugh Boston Boston, MA

March 31 April 1 Governers Levittown, LI, NY

April 18 Shamrock Comedy Club at the Field Fort lauderdale, FL

April 21 Royal Crown Theater Toronto, Canada

April 22 Rob's Comedy Playhouse Buffalo, NY

April 28 Bonkerz Comedy Club Orlando, FL

All dates at Jimflorentine.com

Here is the new Monday Podcast. Last week's accidentley got posted.

More babies that don't get there way when out at a restaurant. One woman got so upset about her order she actually called 911. Everybody is Awful shirts are available now at jimflorentine.com. Check out Jim's Patreon for 3 extra Podcasts a week at patreon.com/jimflorentine. Check out Jim on tour:

March 24,25 Uncle Vinnies Point Pleasant, NJ

March 30 Laugh Boston Boston, MA

March 31 April 1 Governers Levittown, Long Island, NY

April 19 Shamrock Comedy Club Fort Lauderdale, FL

April 22 Rob's Comedy Playhouse Buffalo, NY

Jim goes over brutal slang words like It's lit, thirst trap, drip, catch these hands, you do you bro, living rent free in my head and more. Get 3 extra podcasts a week for $5 a month at patreon.com/jimflorentine. Check out Jim on tour March 16-18 St. Louis, MO, March 24, 25 Point Pleasant, NJ, March 30 Boston, MA and March 31, April 1 Long Island, NY. All dates on jimflorentine.com. Brand new Everybody Is Awful T shirts available at Jimflorentine.com merchandise store.

More BS stories made up on social media. Sorry no intro to the podcast this week. technical issues. Join Patreon for 3 extra Podcasts a week at patreon.co/jimflorentine. Check Jim out on tour this month in St. Louis, MO, Marco Island, FL, Boston, MA and Point Pleasant, NJ. All dates at jimflorentine.com.

Dumb people posting dumb stuff on Facebook. Join Jim's Patreon for 3 extra Podcasts for $5 a month at Patreon.com/jimflorentine. Check out new Everybody Is Awful Podcast T-shirts at Jimflorentine.com and check out Jim on tour in March in Saratoga Springs, NY, Marco Island, FL, St. Louis, MO, Boston, MA, Point Pleasant, NJ, and Long Island, NY.

More dumb baby names to decipher. New Everybody Is Awful T Shirts available now at jimflorentine.com. Get 3 more episodes a week for $5 a month at patreon.com/jimflorentine. Check out Jim on tour coming to Boston, Saratoga Springs, FL, St. Louis and Marco Island, FL. All dates on jimflorentine.com

Dumb inspirational quotes posted on social media that mean absolutely nothing. Join Jim's Patreon for 3 extra Podcasts a week for $5 a month at Patreon.com/jimflorentine. Check Jim out on tour in the following cities like Boston, Saratoga Sprins, NY, St. Louis, MO, Marco Island, FL at jimflorentine.com.

Jim talks about upcoming Super Bowl, how much Tony Romo sucks and awful sports cliches. Join Jim's Patreon for 3 extra Podcasts a week for $5 a month at Patreon.com/jimflorentine. Check out Jim on tour coming to the following cities: Boston, Myrtle Beach, St. Louis, Saratoga Springs, NY, Marco Island, FL, Rutherford, NJ and more. Jimflorentine.com for all information.

Support the show by downloading the DraftKings Sportsbook App and using the code Awful.

Gambling Problem? Call 877-8-HOPENY/text HOPENY (467369) (NY),

If you or someone you know has a gambling problem, crisis counseling and referral services can be accessed by calling 1-800-GAMBLER (1-800-426-2537) (CO/IL/IN/LA/MD/MI/NJ/PA/TN/WV/WY), 1-800-NEXT STEP (AZ), 1-800-522-4700 (KS/NH), 888-789-7777/visit ccpg.org (CT), 1-800-BETS OFF (IA), visit OPGR.org (OR), or 1-888-532-3500 (VA).

21+ (18+ NH/WY). Physically present in AZ/CO/CT/IL/IN/IA/KS/LA(select parishes)/MD/MI/NJ/NY/PA/TN/VA/WV/WY only. Void in OH/ONT. Eligibility restrictions apply.

$200 in Free Bets: Valid 1 per new customer. Min. $5 deposit. Min $5 bet. Promo code req. $200 issued as free bets that expire 7 days (168 hours) after being awarded. Free bets must be wagered 1x and stake is not included in any returns or winnings.

Super Boost: Valid 1 Odds Boost Token per customer after opt-in each day for eligible Super Bowl LVII prop markets only. Token must be used BEFORE placing eligible bet between 6-9PM ET daily. Odds boosts and prop markets will vary. Max bet limits apply. Tokens are non-cashable, non-refundable, and cannot be withdrawn. Boost Token expire daily at 9PM ET. There are no restrictions on the funds a customer will receive if their bet wins. If their bet loses, they will not receive any reward. Offer period valid 2/6/23 - 2/11/23.

See terms at sportsbook.draftkings.com/footballterms.