Call An Adult: A Pretty Little Liars Podcast

While recapping season 4 episode 3 of PLL "Cat's Cradle", Hayley dubs Ash's gastroenterological woes as her "body be bubblin', as well as naming the mask man's manor as "Hector's House of Wax." And the line of the episode from Queen Ashley Marin makes absolutely everyone crave a chicken satay on a Sunday arvo. You can also WATCH this episode on the Call An Adult YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/@CallAnAdult Want more Call An Adult? Come join our Dollhouse over on Patreon! patreon.com/callanadult

While recapping season 4 episode 2 of PLL, "Turn of The Shoe", Hayley and Ashley can't help but compare Emily's shoulder to the horrific accident with Janet in Mexico on the Real Housewives of Melbourne. They also muse at the unfamiliarity of summer camp culture, and we officially enter the TIPPI ERA (insert Tippi's haunting phone song).\ You can also WATCH this episode on the Call An Adult YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/@CallAnAdult Want more Call An Adult? Come join our Dollhouse over on Patreon! patreon.com/callanadult

ANNOUNCEMENT ALERT! That's right, Call An Adult is now on Patreon! Welcome to our Dollhouse! Enjoy this mini-episode that breaks down the 3 tiers in our lovely new Patreon (welcome, Dolls 💋) and how excited we are to be here!   You can also WATCH this episode on the Call An Adult YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/@CallAnAdult Want more Call An Adult? Come join our Dollhouse over on Patreon! patreon.com/callanadult

Hayley and Ash are back and as excited as ever to launch into recapping season 4 of PLL with the season premiere, "A is for A-l-i-v-e"! They agonise over whether a city or ceiling is better at holding the proverbial "us" , shake their heads over the impossibly ignored plot holes surrounding Marion Cavanaugh's demise and can't help but notice that TOBURKY LURKY. You can also WATCH this episode on the Call An Adult YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/@CallAnAdult Want more Call An Adult? Come join our Dollhouse over on Patreon! patreon.com/callanadult

At last, Ashley and Hayley have reached the long awaited PLL SEASON 3 FINALE!!!!!!! What better way to celebrate this milestone than having everyone's favourite guest, YouTuber, influencer and PLL Conspiracy Theorist Ally Sheehan! The girls go to Shauna Corner (and question why she's EVERYWHERE), enjoy the addition of planes (along with trains and automobiles, which were already Andrew Cunanan in Rosewood) and decide that MALCOLM IS REDCOAT (but not Redscrote).   You can also WATCH this episode on the Call An Adult YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/@CallAnAdult Want more Call An Adult? Come join our Dollhouse over on Patreon! patreon.com/callanadult

As they recap the penultimate episode of season 3 of PLL "I'm Your Puppet", Hayley coins the phrase "Uncle Dad Jaime" and Ashley goes on a Pudding Induced Riff (we adore and respect Thee Boisterous Buffoon). There is also an announcement of a SPECIAL GUEST on the next CAA ep, and we are once again, regretfully at a Rosewood Carnival. You can also WATCH this episode on the Call An Adult YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/@CallAnAdult Want more Call An Adult? Come join our Dollhouse over on Patreon! patreon.com/callanadult

As they recap season 3 episode 22 of PLL "Will The Circle Be Unbroken", Ashley and Hayley create a new acronym to describe Mona's diabolical servitude (see title of ep, you little rascals!). They also delve deep into Eddo McLamb at El Raddo and go OFF on Principal HACK. You can also WATCH this episode on the Call An Adult YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/@CallAnAdult Want more Call An Adult? Come join our Dollhouse over on Patreon! patreon.com/callanadult

As they re-watch season 3 episode 21 of PLL "Out of Sight, Out of Mind", Hayley and Ashley question at which point Emily started ranking her favourite bikers (Toburky is ranked first, of course), they revel in Spenny's "BITTER LAUGHTER" and put aside hat watch for FISH WATCH (say fish watch 3 times as fast as you can and you may reach enlightenment). You can also WATCH this episode on the Call An Adult YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/@CallAnAdult Want more Call An Adult? Come join our Dollhouse over on Patreon! patreon.com/callanadult

While recapping season 3 episode 20 of PLL "Hot Water", Ashley and Hayley say Happy New Year (I think?). In this ep, it's all about boat pics (not dick pics), the bitches be bingin' and drinking coffee is NOT a crime! You can also WATCH this episode on the Call An Adult YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/@CallAnAdult Want more Call An Adult? Come join our Dollhouse over on Patreon! patreon.com/callanadult

As they recap season 3 episode 19 "What Becomes of the Broken Hearted", Hayley and Ashley imagine a world where Dale is A and Hayley is President (power couple alert). They also beg for the PLL girlies to do more explanation when sending out an S.O.S text, and learn a new phrase from Wren.  You can also WATCH this episode on the Call An Adult YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/@CallAnAdult Want more Call An Adult? Come join our Dollhouse over on Patreon! patreon.com/callanadult

While recapping season 3 episode 18 of PLL "Dead To Me" Hayley and Ashley ironically create the ship Waria, scold Spencer for disrespecting the dead and praise all Florists, Florence's and Machines. You can also WATCH this episode on the Call An Adult YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/@CallAnAdult Want more Call An Adult? Come join our Dollhouse over on Patreon! patreon.com/callanadult

While recapping season 3 episode 17 "Out of the Frying Pan, Into the Inferno", Ashley and Hayley welcome a much anticipated moment with the titular Durag Toby flashback, and continue to expand the CAALU (Call An Adult Linguistic Universe) by birthing Durag ToBOYky. They also welcome the Byrong redemption arc and can't help but notice that Wilden be Wildin'! You can also WATCH this episode on the Call An Adult YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/@CallAnAdult Want more Call An Adult? Come join our Dollhouse over on Patreon! patreon.com/callanadult

As they recap season 3 episode 16 of PLL "Misery Loves Company", Hayley and Ashley stumble into yet another iconic famous birthday, but this time with a star they know and love?! They also theorise that Big Lasagne is running the streets of Rosewood, and realise that are simply too many gates, but not enough locks. You can also WATCH this episode on the Call An Adult YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/@CallAnAdult Want more Call An Adult? Come join our Dollhouse over on Patreon! patreon.com/callanadult

While recapping PLL season 3 episode 15, Hayley and Ashley make an official call to action to GET CHAD LOWE ON CALL AN ADULT!!! Ashley also accidentally says "locust did the 'splosion" and Hayley begs for an episode title (which, of course, was granted!) You can also WATCH this episode on the Call An Adult YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/@CallAnAdult Want more Call An Adult? Come join our Dollhouse over on Patreon! patreon.com/callanadult

While revisiting season 3 episode 14 of PLL "She's Better Now", Hayley and Ashley discover that he want fug = she hear noise, they pitch a spin-off revolving around Grandma Marin, Cousin Heshie and teaching legend Mrs. Grizzuti and decide that it's just so obvious: Ezra be farting. You can also WATCH this episode on the Call An Adult YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/@CallAnAdult Want more Call An Adult? Come join our Dollhouse over on Patreon! patreon.com/callanadult

In a cheeky follow up to the iconique Halloween Train episode, Ashley and Hayley discuss the insanity of that dang train in further detail, beg Melbourne listeners to show themselves and read out listeners PLL inspired Halloween costume ideas! You can also WATCH this episode on the Call An Adult YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/@CallAnAdult Want more Call An Adult? Come join our Dollhouse over on Patreon! patreon.com/callanadult

After seasons of anticipation, Ashley and Hayley have FINALLY boarded the titular HALLOWEEN TRAIN with their incredible guest, comedian/writer/angel Taylor Griffiths! They squeal at Garrett's spooning corpse, shake their head at the spooky little girl B plot and prepare for the next chapter of PLL herstory as the iconic hand-out-the-ground moment is unveiled, AH! You can also WATCH this episode on the Call An Adult YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/@CallAnAdult Want more Call An Adult? Come join our Dollhouse over on Patreon! patreon.com/callanadult

While recapping the INTENSE mid season finale for season 3 of PLL "The Lady Killer", Ashley and Hayley are giddy about a very montage-esque virginity losing scene for Spoburky. Also, EMILY ESCAHPAY, Toburky run around corner and the girls decide A is for Admin.  You can also WATCH this episode on the Call An Adult YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/@CallAnAdult Want more Call An Adult? Come join our Dollhouse over on Patreon! patreon.com/callanadult

As they recap season 3 episode 11 of PLL "Single Freight Female" Hayley and Ashley shake their dang heads at the cruelty of Alison Flop Di Laurentis and at Aria breaking into a school that she does not attend. Although there's a lot of incredulousness in this episode, the girls also cheer for #SnakeGate and are THRILLED to be in THE Computer Lab. You can also WATCH this episode on the Call An Adult YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/@CallAnAdult Want more Call An Adult? Come join our Dollhouse over on Patreon! patreon.com/callanadult

As they recap season 3 episode 10 of PLL, Ashley and Hayley question the validity of Ella Kyle Richards Montgomery having a full on charcuterie board meal on a fold out school desk (with full support). They also froth over Spencer getting a goofy email and go tsk tsk at Paige who loves to waste food and litter! You can also WATCH this episode on the Call An Adult YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/@CallAnAdult Want more Call An Adult? Come join our Dollhouse over on Patreon! patreon.com/callanadult

While recapping season 3 episode 9 of PLL, Ashley and Hayley can't quite look past the biggest thing riling them up throughout - the completely unrealistic university admissions insanity that ensues between Spencer, CeCe and some random named Steven???? Also, Ashley coins using the phrase "breaking the fourth wall" for something ELSE and this ep is giving SILLY GRANDPARENTS! You can also WATCH this episode on the Call An Adult YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/@CallAnAdult Want more Call An Adult? Come join our Dollhouse over on Patreon! patreon.com/callanadult

Picking up recording after a while on mic, Ashley and Hayley are stumbling back into Rosewood joyfully with season 3 episode 8 of Pretty Little Liars, "Stolen Kiss". There's a heinous and important Hat Watch moment, Emily being deemed The Boatest of All Time and they dare to ask "who's starting the salad?" You can also WATCH this episode on the Call An Adult YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/@CallAnAdult Want more Call An Adult? Come join our Dollhouse over on Patreon! patreon.com/callanadult

While re-capping PLL season 3 episode 7 "Crazy", Hayley and Ashley revel in Ella Kyle Richards' Montgomery's Putting Out for Pastry era, compare Mona to the Joker and get excited to yell "go to sleep, fork sl*t!" Also (as always) Wilden be wildin'. You can also WATCH this episode on the Call An Adult YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/@CallAnAdult Want more Call An Adult? Come join our Dollhouse over on Patreon! patreon.com/callanadult

After an unexpectedly lengthy hiatus, Ashley and Hayley are BACK with a catch up to explain where in the HELL they've been! They look back on the year so far, praise EOFY and reveal that new episodes of Call An Adult will be released fortnightly. You can also WATCH this episode on the Call An Adult YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/@CallAnAdult Want more Call An Adult? Come join our Dollhouse over on Patreon! patreon.com/callanadult

While watching season 3 episode 6 of PLL "The Remains of A", Ashley and Hayley feel incredibly conflicted by Ezra for once - he is displayed in a very uncomfortable (and expensive) film camera photoshoot with his underage girlfriend (while wearing a robe????) but later he is hot and we simply CANNOT deny it! Also, very importantly, the sole labourer of Rosewood is horned up for Spenny! You can also WATCH this episode on the Call An Adult YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/@CallAnAdult Want more Call An Adult? Come join our Dollhouse over on Patreon! patreon.com/callanadult

While re-watching season 3 episode 5 of PLL (Pretty Little Liars, or Please, Lets Learn) "That Girl Is Poison", Ashley and Hayley are pleased to attend Jenna's Hat Party along with multiple Hat Watch participants amongst Rosewood. They discuss the cultural chokehold of Bang On The Door and absolutely thrash Lucas' newest musical release, inspired by his creepiest moment yet. You can also WATCH this episode on the Call An Adult YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/@CallAnAdult Want more Call An Adult? Come join our Dollhouse over on Patreon! patreon.com/callanadult

While re-watching PLL season 3 episode 4 "Birds of a Feather", Hayley and Ashley welcome Hanna into her flop era. They also celebrate any and all co-stars who share on set birthdays, and can't help but notice many recent character haircuts - but most importantly, icon Ashley Marin has a wine with Ella Kyle Richards Montgomery who is not just a RosewoodGirl, or an ArtLover, but a HOTMAMA. You can also WATCH this episode on the Call An Adult YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/@CallAnAdult Want more Call An Adult? Come join our Dollhouse over on Patreon! patreon.com/callanadult

In the season 3 episode 3 "Kingdom of the Blind" recap, Ashley and Hayley simply cannot with Lucas and his creepiness. They also ship the parallel universe version of Ella and Ezra (and the PLL universe version, it's still better than the grooming Aria storyline), and Ash does a poo mid recording. You can also WATCH this episode on the Call An Adult YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/@CallAnAdult Want more Call An Adult? Come join our Dollhouse over on Patreon! patreon.com/callanadult

As they unpack PLL season 3 episode 2 "Blood Is The New Black", Ashley and Hayley spit absolute hate to the monster that is Alison Di Laurentis. They also reveal Veronica Hastings' bad bitch alter ego( Victoria Slay-stings), question the big cracks in American public bathrooms and FINALLY categorise all the PLL family homes into Hogwarts-esque houses. You can also WATCH this episode on the Call An Adult YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/@CallAnAdult Want more Call An Adult? Come join our Dollhouse over on Patreon! patreon.com/callanadult

Ashley and Hayley are BACK recapping the season 3 premiere of Pretty Little Liars, "It Happened That Night". They recall how bird print really was IT in 2012, revel in the Haleb hotties and their Dong Po, and excitedly discover Mona es-ca-pe and TOBURKY IN TOWEL. You can also WATCH this episode on the Call An Adult YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/@CallAnAdult Want more Call An Adult? Come join our Dollhouse over on Patreon! patreon.com/callanadult

While recapping the season 2 finale "unmAsked", Ashley and Hayley are joined by special guest and Call An Adult favourite Ally Sheehan! They squeal together over the first ever 'A' reveal, revisiting Ally's old fan theory blog, stumble over the phrase "sweater set" and fight mercilessly over King Byron and his icon status. Also, Hayley invents "happy pranks". You can also WATCH this episode on the Call An Adult YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/@CallAnAdult Want more Call An Adult? Come join our Dollhouse over on Patreon! patreon.com/callanadult

(AUDIO FIXED) As they discuss season 2 episode 24 "If These Dolls Could Talk", Ashley and Hayley are shaken by the Doll Hospital (especially malnourished Spooky Seth). They highlight Hanna's main personality flaw, decide that Melissa is MeliSUSS and celebrate Ezra getting fired, yay!!!  You can also WATCH this episode on the Call An Adult YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/@CallAnAdult Want more Call An Adult? Come join our Dollhouse over on Patreon! patreon.com/callanadult

Ramping up to the first "A" reveal, Ashley and Hayley are elated to see the return of Toburky in season 2 episode 23 of PLL "Eye of the Beholder". They also fumble over the Word Salad that is Ashley's voice-to-text note taking, and shudder at the House of Spooks. Oh, and - Toburky Exchange Look. You can also WATCH this episode on the Call An Adult YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/@CallAnAdult Want more Call An Adult? Come join our Dollhouse over on Patreon! patreon.com/callanadult

While watching season 2 episode 22 “Father Knows Best” Hayley and Ashley discuss the weirdness of Daddy Daughter Dances, are elated and disturbed by an iconic Fergie music moment (Personal) and celebrate King Wayne Zaddy Daddy. Also, the mums are having a CUPPA, WOO! You can also WATCH this episode on the Call An Adult YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/@CallAnAdult Want more Call An Adult? Come join our Dollhouse over on Patreon! patreon.com/callanadult

As they re-cap season 2 episode 21, "Breaking The Code" Hayley and Ashley almost have the fight that ends the podcast over the most divisive prop in all of PLL lore: the goddamn lasagne box. They also lament for their boy Toburky to return from his long ass drive, yell at Big Button Bitch Ezra and get mad that Wren is so bloody HOT when we all know he is a law breaking pedo, UGH. You can also WATCH this episode on the Call An Adult YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/@CallAnAdult Want more Call An Adult? Come join our Dollhouse over on Patreon! patreon.com/callanadult

The girls are RAMPING UP to the end of season 2 as they re-cap episode 20 "CTRL:A". Ashley and Hayley are thrilled that Byron is BACK, annoyed about the Sharks Party (or as they're affectionately referring to it, the Sharty) and go deep into the lore of "Big Titty Prue". Also, Caleb and his Barch give us a sexy password moment, go off techno toy boy! You can also WATCH this episode on the Call An Adult YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/@CallAnAdult Want more Call An Adult? Come join our Dollhouse over on Patreon! patreon.com/callanadult

After a brief break, the girls are BACK covering season 2 episode 19 "The Naked Truth". Ashley and Hayley make a firm stance that they would like Caleb and Mrs. Marin to eat their barches, talk brown belts (poo and wee, obviously) and remain absolutely disgusted by Aria's fashion choices (this time with her neon yellow shoes and jewellery, YUCK). You can also WATCH this episode on the Call An Adult YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/@CallAnAdult Want more Call An Adult? Come join our Dollhouse over on Patreon! patreon.com/callanadult

As they cover the final 3 episodes of PLL: Original Sin, Ashley and Hayley praise their king "A" for being an event planner to the stars, come up with the cursed ship for "Wabby" (which they do not support) and say GOODBYE SISTA to this ICONIC spinoff series (For now...?????? We'll see!) You can also WATCH this episode on the Call An Adult YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/@CallAnAdult Want more Call An Adult? Come join our Dollhouse over on Patreon! patreon.com/callanadult

While recapping PLL Original Sin episodes 6 & 7, Ashley and Hayley are thrilled for a girls road trip to Rosewood (even though it's very underwhelming and the Ezra Flop seemingly runs a bookstore there now????), they explore the important recipe to naming a local small town restaurant (fruit + flower + cookware) and start to hone in on theories about who is running around Millwood assaulting innocent women (CW for sexual assault). Also, the winners of the Call An Adult giveaway thanks to Warner Brothers TV is announced, oooooh!!! You can also WATCH this episode on the Call An Adult YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/@CallAnAdult Want more Call An Adult? Come join our Dollhouse over on Patreon! patreon.com/callanadult

Hayley and Ashley are absolutely LOVING the Pretty Little Liars spin-off series "PLL: Original Sin", and as they watch episodes 4 & 5, they take the controversial, kooky approach of being on the side of the pumpkin headed, anti-bullying new 'A'. Ashley puts forward a sad but plausible theory about Tabby's storyline, Hayley gets spooked by all those damn smurfs, and both girls once again SCREAM at Imogen for going to creepy locations alone while she is incubating a foetus. You can also WATCH this episode on the Call An Adult YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/@CallAnAdult Want more Call An Adult? Come join our Dollhouse over on Patreon! patreon.com/callanadult

The Pretty Little Liars spin off "PLL Original Sin" is HERE and the girls are already loving it! As they watch the first batch of episodes, Hayley and Ashley take note of the many parallels between the OG series and it's new Millwood doppelgangers, rejoice in the way the absolute predators in the show aren't painted as old hotties, foam at the mouth for the Karen/Kelly evil twin theory and just generally enjoy the exciting new show - I. Marlene King is back to slay! Although, even with it's many positives, they do notice that there are multiple times where the new girlies can, but do not, call an adult. You can also WATCH this episode on the Call An Adult YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/@CallAnAdult Want more Call An Adult? Come join our Dollhouse over on Patreon! patreon.com/callanadult

As they watch PLL season 2 episode 18 "A Kiss Before Lying", the girls are THRILLED that both hat watch AND chaotic Byron are BACK. Hayley reveals that she's a business bitch who has been trying to get all the PLL faves onto the pod, meanwhile Ashley reads her chaotic speech-to-text notes in a dressing gown while recording from her bed. Also, Aria wears an iconically hideous outfit that looks like the famous Australian cold treat Splice, and the girls get into a full on BRAWL as the episode wraps up, oop! You can also WATCH this episode on the Call An Adult YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/@CallAnAdult Want more Call An Adult? Come join our Dollhouse over on Patreon! patreon.com/callanadult

Join the girls as they girl-along while watching the first official trailer for Pretty Little Liars: Original Sin!!!!!!!! They speculate about the tone of the spin-off series, break down their plan to cover the new show and celebrate the continuation of mama culture in the PLLCU (Pretty Little Liars Cinematic Universe) You can also WATCH this episode on the Call An Adult YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/@CallAnAdult Want more Call An Adult? Come join our Dollhouse over on Patreon! patreon.com/callanadult

While re-watching season 2 episode 17 "The Blond Leading The Blind" of PLL, Ashley and Hayley decide on their next mutual birthday presents for each other, ridicule Spencer for choosing Flop Emily of all people to break up Spoby for her, and ask where the mall from the pilot went? Also, they are very sad to diagnose king Toburky with a brand new disease in which he is patient zero: Toburkulosis (RIP Toburky). You can also WATCH this episode on the Call An Adult YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/@CallAnAdult Want more Call An Adult? Come join our Dollhouse over on Patreon! patreon.com/callanadult

While re-watching season 2 episode 16 of PLL., "Let The Water Hold Me Down", Ashley and Hayley remark on the OBSESSION with the mere concept of lake water at this point in the show. They also decide that Vecna is A (The Duffer Brothers have clearly stolen I. Marlene King's I.P, oop), try to figure out what a "sweater set" is, cheer on the bad bitches Janelle and Mrs. Fulch, and most importantly - hypothesise what music Ashley Bath Salts Marin would be listening to in the tub while Lucas breaks into her home, accosting her daughter. You can also WATCH this episode on the Call An Adult YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/@CallAnAdult Want more Call An Adult? Come join our Dollhouse over on Patreon! patreon.com/callanadult

While recapping PLL season 2 episode 15 "Hot Piece of 'A'", Ash and Hayley reminisce on all things Caleb's barch with a loving prum. They also cringe for their messy king Byron as he stares at Ezra's bed and imagines his daughter getting absolutely LAID in it (woof). This episode sees Emily and Lucas both not understanding how to be on either end of a crisis hotline phone call without absolutely blowing their anonymity, which we completely expect from our two floppy icons. Also, WE'RE ON THE LAKE, BITCH. You can also WATCH this episode on the Call An Adult YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/@CallAnAdult Want more Call An Adult? Come join our Dollhouse over on Patreon! patreon.com/callanadult

While re-watching the ACTION PACKED episode 14 of season 2 of PLL (“Through Many Dangers, Toils and Snares"), Ashley and Hayley OBSESS over the most unhinged and nonsensical jump rope song of all time, that helps them discover their new favourite phrase (applicable to all situations), "sounds like THAT". They also revel in Emily circling the word YES on a chalkboard like she's been possessed, cheer on Mike Loose Unit Montgomery for stepping up his game in this ep, and introduce Eyedrop Corner (sponsored by Lucas' chlorine intolerance). And, unfortunately for all, they throw up everywhere (emotionally) as Ezra and Aria tell Aria's parents about their inappropriate relationship (BIG YIKES). You can also WATCH this episode on the Call An Adult YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/@CallAnAdult Want more Call An Adult? Come join our Dollhouse over on Patreon! patreon.com/callanadult

In a truly unhinged ep of CAA, Hayley and Ashley watch the season 2 HALLOWEEN SPECIAL (oooooh, spooky!) "The First Secret" which is set in Ye Olde 2008 (before Ali disappeared). Ash and Hayley agree that Byron Fish Lips Foot-Gomery is more fun and happy when cheating (even if it's obviously immoral), straight up HATE Alison DIE-Laurentis, and by popular demand, HAT WATCH IS BACK! You can also WATCH this episode on the Call An Adult YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/@CallAnAdult Want more Call An Adult? Come join our Dollhouse over on Patreon! patreon.com/callanadult

As they talk about season 2 episode 12 of PLL "Over My Dead Body", Hayley and Ashley decide that Wilden has slayed for once, as he whips out the iconic "did you miss me?" and we stan. We also welcome you to the (Josie and the Pussycat)Doll era as the pull-string dolls enter Rosewood. Hayley repeatedly refers to Ella as Ella Kyle Richards Montgomery as the girls discuss her ability to be a fantastic parent and teacher - and unfortunately for all of us, Spoburky imagine having a baby with a 6 pack and it is, dare we say, revolting???? You can also WATCH this episode on the Call An Adult YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/@CallAnAdult Want more Call An Adult? Come join our Dollhouse over on Patreon! patreon.com/callanadult

As they discuss PLL season 2 episode 11 "I Must Confess", Hayley and Ashley marvel in the newest star of Rosewood (and the introduction to the GCU: Grandma Cinematic Universe), Queen Regina Marin (Hanna's Grandma). They ask the vital question, "who is Uncle Roy?" and are excited to yell "Spoby Makeout Truck" in the infamous cadence of "Toby Crash Bike" from episode 4 of Call An Adult. You can also WATCH this episode on the Call An Adult YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/@CallAnAdult Want more Call An Adult? Come join our Dollhouse over on Patreon! patreon.com/callanadult

After weeks of rest and "real life", Ashley and Hayley are BACK with a recap of season 2 episode 10 of Pretty Little Liars, "Touched By An (A)ngel". They go into the fact that Rosewood high gives of private school vibes even though it must be a public school (right????), the Bing.com paid advertisement conspiracy of 2011, the icon that is "Itsy Bitsy" and THEE massage moment. You can also WATCH this episode on the Call An Adult YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/@CallAnAdult Want more Call An Adult? Come join our Dollhouse over on Patreon! patreon.com/callanadult

While discussing season 2 episode 9 of PLL, "Picture This" Ashley and Hayley discover their taglines as the Real Podcasters of Rosewood, Ashley will not drop a bit about Hayley being a p*do apologist, and they decide that all roads would lead to Rosewood. Also, they work out their official roles in the pod: Hayley is on set dec and Ashley is on plot. You can also WATCH this episode on the Call An Adult YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/@CallAnAdult Want more Call An Adult? Come join our Dollhouse over on Patreon! patreon.com/callanadult

While recapping PLL's season 2 episode 8, "Save The Date', Ashley and Hayley momentarily turn Call An Adult into a Saddle Club podcast, they discuss the politics of suck vs f*ck, marvel in a Haleb prum at Bake House, and definitively decide that the E in EGOT stands for Ella. Oh, and Emily has finally entered her stomach ulcer era as Hanna and Caleb sit in a gutter and watch ginger children eat ice cream (???) You can also WATCH this episode on the Call An Adult YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/@CallAnAdult Want more Call An Adult? Come join our Dollhouse over on Patreon! patreon.com/callanadult

As they cover season 2 episode 7, "Surface Tension", Hayley and Ashley discuss all the players attending the Montgomery Swingers Party, Mike's bizarre car door vanity mirror (???) and definitively decide that whether it's true or not, to them, Byron is A. Also Ashley is being compulsively X-rated on this one. You can also WATCH this episode on the Call An Adult YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/@CallAnAdult Want more Call An Adult? Come join our Dollhouse over on Patreon! patreon.com/callanadult

As they cover season 2 episode 6 "Never Letting Go", Pretty Little Liars historians Ashley and Hayley discuss Hanna being "social", the atrocity that is Diet House, Funty Hoe-na and the life of the party, DJ Noel Kahn. Also, Peter Hastings answers the ultimate question... Salty, or sweet? You can also WATCH this episode on the Call An Adult YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/@CallAnAdult Want more Call An Adult? Come join our Dollhouse over on Patreon! patreon.com/callanadult

While recapping season 2 episode 5 "The Devil You Know" Ashley and Hayley discover an exciting new layer of Ashley Marin: she is a Barb!!! There's a Sad Baby Alert with Melissa's unborn child, and Ashley vehemently defends The Goonies. Also, the girls continue to prum at Caleb's barch (only true CAA stans understand this chaotic language). You can also WATCH this episode on the Call An Adult YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/@CallAnAdult Want more Call An Adult? Come join our Dollhouse over on Patreon! patreon.com/callanadult

As they discuss season 2 episode 4 of PLL, "Blind Dates", Hayley and Ashley fawn over Jason DiLaurentis' bare chested basketball bod, coin the phrase to describe one of Aria's outfits as "jockabilly" and go into the importance of Byron's Double Bez Pancakes (while hypothesising how good it would be if he has his own, in character spin-off cooking show). They would also like to formally apologise for continually bringing up RHOP supervillain Michael Darby. You can also WATCH this episode on the Call An Adult YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/@CallAnAdult Want more Call An Adult? Come join our Dollhouse over on Patreon! patreon.com/callanadult

Ashley and Hayley are once again joined by Internet Icon Ally (Dally) Sheehan to recap another PLL episode, "My Name Is Trouble". Ally reads some of the A theories from her old PLL fan theory blog (https://prettylittleconspiracies.tumblr.com/) and the girls applaud her commitment as a fan. They all discuss how Tom Marin is a certified FLOP, how Aria is ablest and that Isobel has a very unfortunate picture saved to her contact information in Tom's phone - all while everyone drools over Jason and Caleb, as always. You can also WATCH this episode on the Call An Adult YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/@CallAnAdult Want more Call An Adult? Come join our Dollhouse over on Patreon! patreon.com/callanadult

Ashley and Hayley welcome special guest, YouTuber, content creator and self-identifying Aria stan Ally Sheehan onto the podcast to re-cap season 2 episode 2, "The Goodbye Look". In this episode, many a jean is creamed while Jason is being hot in general, there is yet ANOTHER unrealistically public make out between Aria and Ezra, and Alison coins the iconic phrase "Japanese Cartoon Porn Book" (which the girls organically refer to as "Japanudes"). You can also WATCH this episode on the Call An Adult YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/@CallAnAdult Want more Call An Adult? Come join our Dollhouse over on Patreon! patreon.com/callanadult

In Ashley and Hayley's first ever in person recording, they excitedly recap the PLL season 2 premiere, "It's Alive". They decide Caleb can "tear it from hole to hole", that Hanna Banana should actually be pronounced "Hahnah Bahnahnah" and explain the very confusing concept of Cunanan (FKA canon). Also, they do a deep dive into the bizarre files and contents of Emily's desktop on her laptop. You can also WATCH this episode on the Call An Adult YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/@CallAnAdult Want more Call An Adult? Come join our Dollhouse over on Patreon! patreon.com/callanadult

Ashley and Hayley do a quick run through of all the important characters, plot points and insanity of Pretty Little Liars season 1 for those who need a recap, or those who want to relive all the chaos (sponsored by Chaotic Byron, as always). You can also WATCH this episode on the Call An Adult YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/@CallAnAdult Want more Call An Adult? Come join our Dollhouse over on Patreon! patreon.com/callanadult

*EPISODE HAS SPOILERS BEYOND SEASON 1 SO DON'T LISTEN IF YOU'RE NOT FINISHED PRETTY LITTLE LIARS* Ashley and Hayley celebrate finishing season 1 by delving into some bonus trivia, Hayley seeing the Noah Centineo snapchat video for the first time, and doing some very silly quizzes. You can also WATCH this episode on the Call An Adult YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/@CallAnAdult Want more Call An Adult? Come join our Dollhouse over on Patreon! patreon.com/callanadult

Ashley and Hayley are joined by animator, illustrator, storyboard artist, improviser and goof king extraordinaire Dale Anderson to re-cap the PLL season 1 finale, "For Whom The Bell Tolls"! While Ashley basks in Hayley and Dale's true love, they discuss the concept of snow globes in the PLL universe, go on a very long word association run that ends in the conception of the new automotive company Suba-Hoobastank, and Dale asks the age old question "why is Ian here?" Also, love is sent to the Italians repeatedly and there is big talk about The Big Dong. You can also WATCH this episode on the Call An Adult YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/@CallAnAdult Want more Call An Adult? Come join our Dollhouse over on Patreon! patreon.com/callanadult

As they watch the penultimate episode of season 1 "Monsters In The End" Ashley and Hayley are joined by friend, comedian and most importantly, SCREENWRITER HUNK Jayden Masciulli! They discover the elite social media platform "Website Page", can't help but notice how Mrs. Ackard steals the episode by being a sneaky sneak, and compare Jackie Molina's profile picture to that squinty meme of Miley Cyrus (you know the one). Oh, and it's the dang FOUNDERS FESTIVAL IN ROSEWOOD, Y'ALL (which basically just means there are carnivals and one too many clowns, ugh). You can also WATCH this episode on the Call An Adult YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/@CallAnAdult Want more Call An Adult? Come join our Dollhouse over on Patreon! patreon.com/callanadult

In this episode of the pod, Ashley and Hayley recap episodes 19 & 20 of PLL: A Person of Interest and Someone To Watch Over Me. They marvel over how Jenna is manifesting superpowers through her fiction writing, the beautiful beginning of Spoby and the ooky spooky Owl necklace that brings Haleb crumbling to the ground. This is also the episode where the girls compare the HORRENDOUS karaoke scene to that of Caitlyn Jenner on The Masked Singer (aka, an embarrassing catastrophe). You can also WATCH this episode on the Call An Adult YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/@CallAnAdult Want more Call An Adult? Come join our Dollhouse over on Patreon! patreon.com/callanadult

After some nutella induced audio issues, Ashley and Hayley are back with a very exciting episode. While recapping episodes "The New Normal" and "The Bad Seed", the girls applaud all things Chaotic Byron, make housewives-esque taglines for each of the Liars for the fictional show "The Real Teens of Rosewood" and LOSE THEIR MINDS at THE shower scene with Caleb and Hanna. They also create two unnecessary scales of comparison - shum vs prum and soft cover vs hard cover. You can also WATCH this episode on the Call An Adult YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/@CallAnAdult Want more Call An Adult? Come join our Dollhouse over on Patreon! patreon.com/callanadult

Ashley and Hayley are here for all the pool related content in episodes "If at First You Don't Succeed, Lie, Lie Again" and "Je Suis Une Amie", but they are NOT here for the foul play by the water (psychopath, more like psychoPAIGE!) The girls discuss how concerning it is that A is compared to Hitler in one scene, The Infamous Bead Lady and that the Montgomery's are in Sausage Heaven! Also, two important developments happen in this episode: Spoby begins to form, and it's discovered that Chad Lowe has fish lips. You can also WATCH this episode on the Call An Adult YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/@CallAnAdult Want more Call An Adult? Come join our Dollhouse over on Patreon! patreon.com/callanadult

Ashley and Hayley welcome listeners into two very important PLL era's while recapping "Know Your Frenemies" and "Careful What U Wish 4": The Blackmail Era and the best era of all, THE CALEB ERA! They also begin the ep with "Foot/Hand Corner", discuss the infamous Unaccompanied Ice Cream Minors, and celebrate Sean finally being cut loose after becoming a literal cuck thanks to A! Oh, and Aria and Ezra profess their gross love to each other but that's more of a blip than something to celebrate. You can also WATCH this episode on the Call An Adult YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/@CallAnAdult Want more Call An Adult? Come join our Dollhouse over on Patreon! patreon.com/callanadult

While recapping "Moments Later" and "Salt Meets Wound", Ashley and Hayley beg the PLL characters to get their shoes off the furniture, discuss Mona's $1000 bra, and they ask the important question "how do these girls masturbate if they're being watched by A 24/7?" This episode includes a special guest cameo from Ashley's mum, and the star of these episodes, Bad Acting Flashback Party Girl. You can also WATCH this episode on the Call An Adult YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/@CallAnAdult Want more Call An Adult? Come join our Dollhouse over on Patreon! patreon.com/callanadult

Ashley and Hayley watch the mid-season finale, "Keep Your Friends Close" with special guest, writer, comedian, podcaster, artist and PLL virgin Millie Holten! They revel in the show stopping character Mrs. Potter, reiterate that liking old movies is NOT a personality trait, criticise how Hanna is unrealistically hit by a car and ask the question "why is there a massage station at Mona's glamping birthday party?" You can also WATCH this episode on the Call An Adult YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/@CallAnAdult Want more Call An Adult? Come join our Dollhouse over on Patreon! patreon.com/callanadult

As they cover season 1 episodes "Please Do Talk About Me When I'm Gone" and "The Perfect Storm", Ashley and Hayley ask the age old question "Why is Detective Wilden allowed inside Rosewood High School without a warrant?" They also obsess over Ashley Marin going to see Transformers 2 in theatres alone, how Alison was straight up just a bad person, and the iconic moment where Noel Kahn had to wait for his crazy bread. You can also WATCH this episode on the Call An Adult YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/@CallAnAdult Want more Call An Adult? Come join our Dollhouse over on Patreon! patreon.com/callanadult

While asking the age old question "Who the hell is Chris Pizinni?!" Ashley and Hayley cover sister episodes "There's No Place Like Homecoming" and "The Homecoming Hangover" centred around - you guessed it - Homecoming! They get excited over the arrival of Lucas, an actor playing a painter who deserves multiple Emmy awards, and recite the phrase "Toby Crash Bike" repeatedly. Meanwhile, they shake their little heads at Mona being transphobic and cruel, Aria's poor decision making, and throw in many references to the 2004 psychological drama "Mean Creek". You can also WATCH this episode on the Call An Adult YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/@CallAnAdult Want more Call An Adult? Come join our Dollhouse over on Patreon! patreon.com/callanadult

Join the girls for a discussion about Emily’s red scarf, poetry slams, and all the chaos happening in Rosewood as we dive into episodes 4 & 5 of PLL –  ‘Can You Hear Me Now’ and ‘Reality Bites Me’. In this episode, Ash and Hayley ask the big questions. What’s the white substance in Toby’s locker? Are long-term lab partners a thing outside the US? Who is the mystical hallway teacher? And what the heck is a buttercream? You can also WATCH this episode on the Call An Adult YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/@CallAnAdult Want more Call An Adult? Come join our Dollhouse over on Patreon! patreon.com/callanadult

It's time for the girls to re-watch iconic PLL episodes "The Jenna Thing" and "To Kill A Mockingirl". While addressing the iconic Rosewood eatery that is the Apple Rose Grill (ever heard of it?) Ashley and Hayley finally get into the inciting incident of this silly show: The Jenna Thing. They also question the comical size of Aria's coffee orders, the spookiness of Toby Cavanaugh and Hanna's daddy issues. You can also WATCH this episode on the Call An Adult YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/@CallAnAdult Want more Call An Adult? Come join our Dollhouse over on Patreon! patreon.com/callanadult

Ash & Hayley kick off the PLL re-watch journey with the crown jewel of Pretty Little Liars – the pilot! The girls discuss Spencer’s barn reno, Iceland being treated like it’s the middle of nowhere, and how every grown man in Rosewood LOVES a teen. You can also WATCH this episode on the Call An Adult YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/@CallAnAdult Want more Call An Adult? Come join our Dollhouse over on Patreon! patreon.com/callanadult

Listen to a sneak peek of Call An Adult: A Pretty Little Liars Podcast where Ashley and Hayley critique Spencer's ability to renovate an entire barn exquisitely at the age of 15. Follow us on Instagram @call.an.adult for more content and any podcast updates! You can also WATCH this episode on the Call An Adult YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/@CallAnAdult Want more Call An Adult? Come join our Dollhouse over on Patreon! patreon.com/callanadult