Film Podcast

Big Trouble in LIttle China, Part 1 - Are you crazy? Is that your problem? Yes! We are. Specificallty for the completely inexplicable hours of celluloid committed to the mystic underworld lurking directly beneath San Francisco. So grab your Six Demon Bag and join us as we tail old Jack Burton and Wang Chi on this fanstatical tale of adventure in our 2-part close to Season One: Totally 80's Action! on Film Podcast with Bryan and Joe.

S1E9 (Season One, Episode Nine) - Totally 80's Action

Beverly Hills Cop. Eddie Murphy. Aged 22 years. Why am I telling you this? What makes me think you have any interest in that at all? Well, it's debatably his most-famous role... over a career of many, spanning decades. Film Podcast with Bryan & Joe take you on a journey to the Beverly Hills of 1984 in our Wayback Machine. Can you still play the opening bars to the Axel Foley theme on your Casio keyboard? Bryan can. And Joe can still boost a piggy-back tractor trailer full of Lucky Strikes complete with the federal tax stamp. Come engage in a gross dereliction of duty with us today!

S1E8 (Season One, Episode Eight) - Totally 80's Action

Lethal Weapon. "He does tend to escalate situations in a dangerous way", Bryan, on Mel Gibson, well 'Riggs' more specifically... "so be it, it turns out he's reckless and that's fun to watch!"

S1E7 (Season One, Episode Seven) - Totally 80's Action

Season One, Episode Five Trailer: TOTALLY 80'S ACTION! Film Podcast with Bryan & Joe Does Big Trouble in Little China!

Season One, Episode Five Trailer: TOTALLY 80'S ACTION! Film Podcast with Bryan & Joe Does Robocop!

Aliens. You ready to get it on? I'm ready, man. I am ready to get it on! But, apparently Ripley still needs some convincing... we're going to wipe them out, right? Not any of this studying bullshit, right? Right. Well, you can't be right all the time... or, if you are Bryan, any of the time, as he demonstrates during the Aliens quiz. But what you readin' for? This is a podcast! Come listen along as we watch Sigourney Weaver attain "meth-head level freaked-out", according to Joe.

S1E6 (Season One, Episode Six) - Totally 80's Action

Terminator. Arnie again? He said he'd be back! Film Podcast with Bryan & Joe plow through what is well-known to be the world's best big budget blockbuster "your mom" joke where Joe wants to remind the would-be car thieves in our listening audience that you should probably consider not falling asleep in the car you're stealing immediately after hot-wiring it, and Bryan really just wants to know who ordered the Burly Beef!

S1E5 (Season One, Episode Five) - Totally 80's Action

Season One, Episode Five Trailer: TOTALLY 80'S ACTION! Film Podcast with Bryan & Joe Does The Terminator! Coming December 3rd.

12/3/21

Dead or Alive you're coming with us... on this podcast! Though we sincerely hope alive. If only to listen to more of our show, subscribe, like, and share with your friends! Plus it would be really weird to face plant and have whomever discovers your corpse always equate this moment, your untimely demise, with the exact moment they became superfans of Film Podcast with Bryan & Joe.

Robocop. Verhoeven. Enough said. Film Podcast with Bryan & Joe explores how, much like Odysseus on his fantastical journey of a really similar name, poor Office Murphy is also beset by malicious constellations. And how, with this film, Verhoeven let his Dutch boy hair down and went nuts on his American Rumspringa.

S1E4 (Season One, Episode Four) - Totally 80's Action

Does busting make you feel good? Well, my friend, don't be a jerk... this Halloween, cozy up to your favorite sexy cop, sexy nurse, sexy accountant, sexy mail carrier, sexy janitor, sexy Squid Game Contestant, sexy Chucky, sexy ad nauseam, and join Bryan & Joe to traipse down spooky Memory Lane with the Ghostbusters where Bryan asks the question: Do you want this body? And Joe informs the listening audience that if he does that again, you can shoot him.

S1E2 (Season One, Episode Two) - Totally 80's Action

Season One, Episode Three Trailer: TOTALLY 80'S ACTION! Film Podcast with Bryan & Joe Does Die Hard! Coming November 1st.

11/1/21

Season One Trailer: TOTALLY 80'S ACTION! Film Podcast with Bryan & Joe Series Trailer

Homunculan supermen? Check. Lecherous leads? Check. Lots of KY Jelly? Check. No, this isn't your mom's Halloween party. Film Podcast with Bryan & Joe bring you 10 gripping episodes of Totally Eighties Action!

First up: PREDATOR, 1987's smash hit from director John McTiernan, starring Arnold Schwarzenegger, where Bryan and Joe get to ask: Just how do you milk a Predator? Be sure to "stick around" and find out.

S1E1 (Season One, Episode One) - Totally 80's Action