God Awful Movies

We're joined by THE THINKING ATHEIST Seth Andrews to review the Daily Wire propaganda nonsense of Run Hide Fight: Infidels.

We're joined by Michael Marshall to review the xenophobic fantasy nonsense of Citizen Vigilante.

This week, we welcome Marsh and Dr. Alice back to discuss a miracle in Manchester. But not THEIR Manchester. And also not a miracle.

This week, we reach back into the earlier, slightly less pathetic portions of the career of both David AR White and David AR White, who take on dual roles in Mercy Streets.

This week, David AR White hopes to trick people into being Christian with his sweet wrist control and washboard abs.

This week, Amanda Stern joins us for an atheist review of The Seventh Commandment; a story of what noir looks like when Christians try to do it without being so edgy.

This week, Lydia and Thomas from the Where There's Woke podcast join us for the most fabulous film in the history of God Awful Movies.

This week, Marsh joins us to marvel at how silly our legal system AND our game called football are.

We're joined by the inimitable Cara Santa Maria for an atheist review of Sins of Jezebel, one of many biblical stories of women being the source of evil in the world.

This week, we team up for an atheist review of The Carpenter, the story of Jesus as told through an MMA fight club in Nazareth, complete with anachronisms that would seem like a bit much to Fred Flintstone.

This week, Vin from the Black Nerd Culture podcast joins us to break down a movie that is almost unbelievably bad. It's called "The Keys of the Kingdom," and if you read that and assume that I mistyped "The Keys to the Kingdom," you're just getting your first taste of this filmmaker's attention to detail.

This week, science's very own Forrest Valkai joins us for an atheist review of Beauty and the Atheist; the story of what Donald James Parker would've said during that evolution debate if he'd thought of it ... and been a sexy young woman that Forrest couldn't resist.

This week, Michael Marshall joins us for another reluctant foray into the dark world of AIDS denialism. Which is just a fantastic premise for a comedy show.

This week, Cara Santa Maria joins us as we double the viewership of Amazon's Melania documentary, live from the City by the Bay.

This week, Jay Novella of The Skeptics' Guide to the Universe joins us to review a movie so generically dumb we couldn't tell for sure if we'd already watched it.

This week, we delve back into the world of the Happy Science Cult for one of their live action features; this one about a seasoning-based vengeance hero.

Dr. Alice Howarth and Michael Marshall join us to figure out if big stuff was aliens in a review of Chariots of the Gods. I won't spoil it.

This week, Heath Lambert from That's So Random joins us for something about a god and watches.

This week, Donavan and Zak from Jesus Stole Our Movies join us for the second in Kenneth Copeland's daughter's vanity project about a child army.

This week, we welcome Nic Cage back into our lives with an atheist review of The Carpenter's Son. It's a movie so nakedly blasphemous and divorced from its source material that we very nearly got upset on Christianity's behalf.

Cara Santa Maria joins us for an atheist review of Hell and Mr. Fudge, another one of those "based on a true story" movies about a bunch of inscrutable church drama that makes no sense to people standing outside the religion.

This week, Thomas and Lydia from the Where There's Woke podcast join us as we rewind the clock to a time when the folks on the right were pretty sure the left was ushering in fascism by not laughing at their jokes hard enough.

This week, we dive into the better-forgotten 1986 post-apocalyptic roller skating spectacular, Solarbabies. Cara Santa Maria joins us to send Secular Movie Month out with a bang.

This week, Katie and Allen from Werewolf Ambulance join us for a return to the masterful ramblings of Neil Breen.

This week, our secular-tacular continues with a movie that is neither God nor Awful. The 1997 John Woo masterpiece explores the terrors of having to be Nicolas Cage and/or John Travolta. And almost every inanimate object eventually explodes.

This week, we kick off Secular Movie Month with cohost of The Know Rogan Experience Michael Marshall joining us for the atrocity that is Diana: The Musical.

This week, the Christmas-tacular somehow continues when Cara Santa Maria joins us for an atheist review of So This Is Christmas, the story of Eric Roberts wandering in and out of the set of an after school special that pretended to be Christian long enough to hook a producer.

This week, we review a Hallmark Hanukkah special, Hanukkah on Rye. It's the story of Hallmark wanting to make more money.

This week, Marsh joins us for an atheist review of A Law for Christmas; the story of a whole production's worth of people never bothering to look up what the Secretary of Agriculture is.

This week, Cecil and Marsh from the Know Rogan Experience join us for an atheist review of And God Made Man. It's the story of the dumbest legal argument you'll ever hear in your life and three secular podcasters trying to describe it with a straight face.

This week, we get deep into some Christian lore with Rachael and Cameron from the Cheers to Leaving podcast with an atheist review of Jesus Freaks. It's the story of that one time a pastor was rude to a teenager.

This week, Marcus and Deanna from Wrath of Pod join us for an atheist review of Greatest Heroes and Legends of the Bible: Adam and Eve. It's the first in a series of cartoons meant to sanitize the Bible's timeless stories by changing them in random and LSD inspired ways.

This week, Bugs and BamBam from the Bibliowrecks podcast join us to discuss a movie that tries to invoke Bram Stoker in its title -- though you'll see that we declined to follow suit.

This week, Michael Marshall joins us for one of the most bigoted screeds we've ever suffered through.

This week, Bryan and Dave from the Bring Me the Axe podcast return for a review of The Suckling; one of the least fun movies we've ever watched.

This week, we continue the Spooktacular with guest masochists Katie and Allen from Werewolf Ambulance and a theater visit to see the latest in the inexhaustible Conjuring franchise.

This week, Amanda Jane Stern joins the guys for an atheist review of House (2008), the story of a hotel. Not a house. And it's haunted or something, but the movie's name makes no sense at all and that's the real issue here.

This week, the gang is live in New Orleans, breaking down the latest offering from the Christiano brothers. Or... the one Christiano brother. Not sure if they're bickering or if this script was too weak to pique Dave's interest, but we're only getting half the team this time.

We're joined by Rebecca and Landon from the Mormonish Podcast for a review of ... Day of Defense.

This week, Ursa and Aaron from Philosophers in Space join us in convincing you that Starship Troopers 3 is too a Christian movie.

This week, Dr. Alice and Marsh from the Skeptics with a K podcast deeply regret agreeing to do another episode without checking to see what movie they'd be reviewing first.

This week, Cara Santa Maria joins us for an atheist review of The Buttercream Gang, the story of four kids growing up on the mean streets of Draper, Utah and trying to survive the gang violence that so often plagues towns like it.

This week, Heath and Noah tackle a Christian documentary that makes the argument "Just look at the X!" over and over again while making it ever clearer that the producer wrestles with sinful thoughts about birds.

We're joined by Dave and Bryan from the "BRING ME THE AXE" horror podcast for a review of ... A Day of Judgment.

We're joined by Sarah from the "Let's Talk about Sects" podcast for a review of ... True Tales of the Past: The Saga of Osiris and Isis.

This week, Paul from the That Aged Well podcast joins us to review Early Warning, the story of how uncomfortable a pair of jeans could really be in the 80s. And also the pending apocalypse or something.

This week, the guys team up for an atheist review of Emma Smith: My Story. It's the story of how you're actually allowed to pretend whatever history you want.

This week, we break down the long awaited capper to the Leap trilogy live from Cleveland, Ohio.

This week, Dan and Dan from Data Over Dogma join us for to review Mary: Mother of Jesus, a movie with the same approximate attention to historicity as the Muppet Christmas Carol.

This week, Cara Santa Maria relives her childhood trauma at the hands of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints. But in cartoon form.

This week, Uncle Mark (formerly of The How To Heretic) makes his triumphant return to the show to help us break down bigotry time-capsule Gay Rights, Special Rights. It's the story of how equality is a zero sum game.

This week, Thomas and Lydia from Where There's Woke join us for a review of the pro-child abuse Christmas movie, Summertime Christmas. And if you don't believe me, I get it. I'm just a blurb. But that's really what we watched.

This week, guest masochist Ryan Bailey joins us to review Praise Band, the story of absolutely nothing. But at least there's constant Christian music though.

This week, new guest masochists Janice Lagata and Melanie Kleimola from the Bad Words podcast learn about the comedy stylings of "Fire by Nite," the bowl-cut of comedy stylings.

This week, we inaugurate a new guest masochist. Sammy Smart from the Too Scary; Didn't Watch podcast joins us for one of the least scary horror movies to ever exist. Wraith is the story of people hearing creepy sounds in the night and getting up to see what they were. That and a hilariously stupid ending that you can see coming from a runtime away is all this film has to offer.

This week, the guys are live in Portland, Oregon for a review of the Wright Family's latest offering, "Bigfoot Blood on the Farm." And no, I haven't omitted a comma.

This week, the hosts of the Too Many Tabs podcast join us for a movie about how surprisingly cool God is when it comes to texting and driving.

This week, Cara Santa Maria joins us to review The Coddling of the American Mind, a movie about the dangers of inclusivity that argues for their anti-inclusivity voices to be included.

This week, Kara Griffin from Recovering From Religion's RFRX Podcast joins us to review the 1985 biopic about a terrible, abusive man who, through the power of Christ, turned into a terrible, abusive pastor.

This week, Katie and Allen from Werewolf Ambulance join us for a movie that asks the important questions, like "can the soul of a miscarried fetus trapped in a doll defeat a Canadian improv artist's gang of hat-themed henchmen before they're overrun by afterlife forest demons?"

We're joined by Michael Marshall for a review of the seminal work in the genre of 1970s demonic vehicle Christian cinema...THE CAR.

This week, Dr. Alice Howarth joins us for a skeptical review of Terrain, the story of how germs aren't real and therefore neither is the rest of science.

This week, Seth Andrews of the Thinking Atheist podcast joins us for an atheist review of The Second Coming, the final film of GAM legend Ron Ormond.

This week, Cecil Cicirello joins us to celebrate our 500th episode with a review of the B minus masterpiece Devil's Knight.

This week, Cara Santa Maria joins us to learn about all the different maladies our cellphones are irradiating our brains with.

This week, we revisit the tail end of the Satanic Panic... or, I guess, the first Satanic Panic. Or... I guess just "the one in the eighties."

This week, American Atheists' legal director Geoff Blackwell joins us for an atheist review of Suing the Devil, possibly the least accurate court room drama ever made.

This week, Cara Santa Maria joins us for an atheist review of The Avenger, a copyright infringement based Easter play that is a new contender for weirdest thing we've ever watched.

This week, guest masochist George Hrab joins us for a review of The Watchers: Revelation, a 2013 movie that rejects the theories of Zecharia Sitchin for being a little too grounded and reasonable.

This week, guest masochist Bryan Schilligo joins us for an atheist review of Hidden Secrets, the story of David AR White not having sex.

This week, Michael Marshall joins us for a review of The Despiser, one of the greatest achievements in the history of terrible cinema.

This week, Dr. Steve Novella of The Skeptics' Guide to the Universe joins us for a skeptical review of The Earthing Movie; the story of how all disease can be cured by standing on the ground (or buying their patented 'standing on the ground' mat).

This week, you get two guest masochists for the price of one. Michael Marshall and Cecil Something-Italian from the new "Know Rogan Experience" podcast join us to talk about -- Alex Jones. I know. You expected me to say Joe Rogan. What can I say? We like to keep it unpredictable.

In this week's episode, Lydia and Thomas Smith join us for an atheist review of One Nation Under God, the story of a terrifying world where kids aren't forced to pledge allegiance to a monotheistic deity regardless of their personal beliefs.

This week, we welcome in Jordan Black from the Dead Domain YouTube Channel for an atheist review of Disciples in the Moonlight. It's the story of a terrifying near future world where all the hate speech has been removed from the Bible and... that's it. That's the terrifying future.

This week, Dan and Jordan from Knowledge Fight join us to review Trump by Grace, a pro-Trump TV show that was aborted in the first trimester despite their constant protests about how sinful that is.

This week, the Christmas-tacular spills over into the last week of December.

Sure, we're off this week, but we had a secular bonus episode ready to go for our patrons anyway, and we figured that, if ever there was a time of year for gifting a bonus episode to everyone else, this was it. Happy holidays!

This week, the guys team up for an atheist review of The Gospel According to Scrooge, in which Dickens' classic tale of redemption gets a lot more Jesus crammed into its margins. On stage. With music. Sung badly.

This week, the gang is coming at you live from Nashville, Tennessee with an atheist review of Pickleball Princess. The latest from sentient Q-tip Donald James Parker, this film seeks to answer the age old question; "What is Donald James Parker into these days?" And for once, the answer isn't Jesus.

This week, we welcome in Cecilia and Reno from the Comic Dissection podcast join us for an episode of Bibleman. This week, Bibleman tackles the problem of children not loving Jesus enough for him to rescue them from psychological disorders.