Into Your Head

This is a previous era of a podcast that’s evolved gradually over 18+ years and 800+ episodes and sounds very different now. If you’re new to Into Your Head, please try my later shows first.current episodes first. Neal channels the spirit of Ronald Reagan and discusses the legalities of threatening hot-dog vendors, Daffy Duck being in the same Universe as David Letterman, walls through history, medical qualifications of hot dog vendors, that movie with Robert DeNiro where the kids killed the street vendor with his trolley, determining whether something needed to be [rest of description lost]

This is a previous era of a podcast that’s evolved gradually over 18+ years and 800+ episodes and sounds very different now. If you’re new to Into Your Head, please try my later shows first.

In which Neal discusses old school kettles, prolonging the half-life of an apple, puncturing camels, cats in the emergency services, excess regulation of dog-petting, how fire was discovered, how early archaeologists passed the time, crisp sandwiches and more, and climaxes with an impassioned plea for the return of common sense.

This is a previous era of a podcast that’s evolved gradually over 18+ years and 800+ episodes and sounds very different now. If you’re new to Into Your Head, please try my later shows first.

Please beware: These are early incarnations of a podcast that’s evolved gradually over 18+ years and 800+ episodes and sounds very different now. If you’re new to Into Your Head, please try my later shows first. 2nd Hotel Trilogy – Parts VIII through X Excuse the variable sound quality, but here are more recent recordings from the comfort of a hotel room somewhere in Ireland. More to come over in the next few days.

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Please beware: These are early incarnations of a podcast that’s evolved gradually over 18+ years and 800+ episodes and sounds very different now. If you’re new to Into Your Head, please try my later shows first.episodes first. 2nd Hotel Trilogy – Parts I through IV Excuse the variable sound quality, but here are some recent recordings from the comfort of a hotel room somewhere in Ireland. More to come over in the next few days. And traditional shows will be back in a couple of weeks, with a brand new studio and schedule!

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Please beware: These are early incarnations of a podcast that’s evolved gradually over 18+ years and 800+ episodes and sounds very different now. If you’re new to Into Your Head, please try my later shows first. The title is the description, apparently.

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Please beware: These are early incarnations of a podcast that’s evolved gradually over 18+ years and 800+ episodes and sounds very different now. If you’re new to Into Your Head, please try my later shows first. The conclusion of a five part trilogy, recorded in the sanctuary of a hotel bedroom and bathroom, somewhere in central Ireland.

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Please beware: These are early incarnations of a podcast that’s evolved gradually over 18+ years and 800+ episodes and sounds very different now. If you’re new to Into Your Head, please try my later shows first. Part four in a trilogy of five, recorded in the sanctuary of a hotel bedroom and bathroom, somewhere in central Ireland.

Please beware: These are early incarnations of a podcast that’s evolved gradually over 18+ years and 800+ episodes and sounds very different now. If you’re new to Into Your Head, please try my later shows first. Warning: Dubious sound quality in places, in the bonus material which was mostly recorded on a phone. Our trilogy of five shows recorded in the sanctuary of a hotel bedroom and bathroom in central Ireland, will continue tomorrow. Meanwhile, as an interval act, here are some shorter recordings made during the same period, and previously uploaded via iPhone as mini podcasts on AudioBoo. The sound quality is variable, I’m afraid, but that’s because I was recording on a frigging telephone.

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Please beware: These are early incarnations of a podcast that’s evolved gradually over 18+ years and 800+ episodes and sounds very different now. If you’re new to Into Your Head, please try my later shows first. Part three in a trilogy of five, recorded in the sanctuary of a hotel bedroom and bathroom, somewhere in central Ireland.

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Please beware: These are early incarnations of a podcast that’s evolved gradually over 18+ years and 800+ episodes and sounds very different now. If you’re new to Into Your Head, please try my later shows first. Part two in a trilogy of five, recorded in the sanctuary of a hotel bedroom and bathroom, somewhere in central Ireland.

Please beware: These are early incarnations of a podcast that’s evolved gradually over 18+ years and 800+ episodes and sounds very different now. If you’re new to Into Your Head, please try my later shows first. Show 222: Hotel Trilogy – Part I Part one in a trilogy of five, recorded in the sanctuary of a hotel bedroom and bathroom, somewhere in central Ireland. Today’s topics include insuring hotels against Michael Hutchence, a wardrobe recording disappointment, porters who refused to assist with death, a virtual toast rack a wish for prison-style breakfast plates, and more.

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Please beware: These are early incarnations of a podcast that’s evolved gradually over 18+ years and 800+ episodes and sounds very different now. If you’re new to Into Your Head, please try my later shows first. Today Neal declares that this show, along with Shows 219 and 220, officially do not exist in Into Your Head canon, and that we shall start afresh next week.

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Please beware: These are early incarnations of a podcast that’s evolved gradually over 18+ years and 800+ episodes and sounds very different now. If you’re new to Into Your Head, please try my later shows first. A cat afterbirth song and god only knows what else, in this uninspiring instalment.

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BEWARE! This is a very early vintage episode of a podcast that’s evolved a lot over 17+ years and 800+ episodes. If you’re new to the show, please try some current episodes first. Topics include sit-down dentistry, President Obama’s cat, fake sex changes, lions in packs of ten and more.

Please beware: These are early incarnations of a podcast that’s evolved gradually over 18+ years and 800+ episodes and sounds very different now. If you’re new to Into Your Head, please try my later shows first. Topics include young people and oral obsessions, a series of tubs, curing things that aren’t disorders, Alice Cooper’s mother, Cole Porter, doing things with buttermilk and lots more.

Please beware: These are early incarnations of a podcast that’s evolved gradually over 18+ years and 800+ episodes and sounds very different now. If you’re new to Into Your Head, please try my later shows first. Another dollop of drivel from Athy’s least well known creative venture.

BEWARE! This is a very early vintage episode of a podcast that’s evolved a lot over 17+ years and 800+ episodes. If you’re new to the show, please try some current episodes first. Today Neal discusses Trojan teeth rotters, chickens foetuses containing eggs, a third visit with the toy penguin, retaliating with fake guns, Trojan cats, manure profit margins, measuring an ant’s height on a curved Earth and more.

Please beware: These are early incarnations of a podcast that’s evolved gradually over 18+ years and 800+ episodes and sounds very different now. If you’re new to Into Your Head, please try my later shows first.

Please beware: These are early incarnations of a podcast that’s evolved gradually over 18+ years and 800+ episodes and sounds very different now. If you’re new to Into Your Head, please try my later shows first.current episodes first.

This morning’s topics include the repair of moral compasses, prison trading systems and dead brown stuff.

Please beware: These are early incarnations of a podcast that’s evolved gradually over 18+ years and 800+ episodes and sounds very different now. If you’re new to Into Your Head, please try my later shows first.

Disposal of deodorant bottles, ancient Chinese proverbs stalkers and fictional cartoon serial killers who run multinational food conglomerates. With thanks to Jerry from SoCal for the topic suggestion.

Please beware: These are early incarnations of a podcast that’s evolved gradually over 18+ years and 800+ episodes and sounds very different now. If you’re new to Into Your Head, please try my later shows first.

On today’s show: Penicillen. Why we must never invent it again.

WARNING – This is a vintage episode of a podcast that’s evolved a lot over 17+ years and 800+ episodes. If you’re new to the show, please try some current episodes first.

Original description: “Happy Friday! It’s not a new one today. We’re rerunning some classic IntoYourHead, in which Neal discusses pigeons and Hitler and stuff”

WARNING – This is a vintage episode of a podcast that’s evolved a lot over 17+ years and 800+ episodes. If you’re new to the show, please try some current episodes first.

Please beware: These are early vintage shows from a podcast that evolved gradually over 18+ years and 800+ episodes and sounds very different today. If you’re new to Into Your Head, please try my later shows first.

Happy Wednesday! This morning’s topics include joyless automated murder, the advantages of spreading manure more thinly and doorstep etiquette.

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Please beware: These are early vintage shows from a podcast that evolved gradually over 18+ years and 800+ episodes and sounds very different today. If you’re new to Into Your Head, please try my later shows first.

In our continuing series of short daily shows, Neal discusses his obession with Professor Stephen Hawkin, explains how the brain intervenes when you see a brown lemonade sauce, takes a look at President Obama’s inability to own a cat, and talks about Professor Stephen Hawkin’s early schooldays.

BEWARE! This is a very early vintage episode of a podcast that’s evolved a lot over 17+ years and 800+ episodes. If you’re new to the show, please try some current episodes first.

Please beware: These are very early vintage shows from a podcast that evolved gradually over 18+ years and 800+ episodes and sounds very different today. If you’re new to Into Your Head, please try my later shows first.

It’s Thursday! We haven’t got bored of this yet! We take a look at what Professor Stephen Hawkin thought about drug addicts, and try out some generic political comedy satire that you can apply to your respective country, wherever it may be.

Please beware: These are early vintage shows from a podcast that evolved gradually over 18+ years and 800+ episodes and sounds very different today. If you’re new to Into Your Head, please try my later shows first. Continuing the first every run of Into Your Head’s Temporarily Daily Breakfast Show.

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Please beware: These are very early vintage shows from a podcast that evolved gradually over 18+ years and 800+ episodes and sounds very different today. If you’re new to Into Your Head, please try my later shows first. It’s the second instalment of the first every run of the Into Your Head “Temporarily Daily Breakfast Show”

Please beware: These are early vintage shows from a podcast that evolved gradually over 18+ years and 800+ episodes and sounds very different today. If you’re new to Into Your Head, please try my later shows first. Original description: It’s an exciting new era for IntoYourHead! This is the pilot episode of The Into Your Head Temporarily Daily Breakfast Show! We’ll be releasing a short new show in the early hours of almost every weekday morning for the next while.

Please beware: These are early vintage shows from a podcast that evolved gradually over 18+ years and 800+ episodes and sounds very different today. If you’re new to Into Your Head, please try my later shows first. No description for this one, but I see the original album art is a photo of my childhood bear Bowsy in a wig, So there’s that.

Please beware: These are very early vintage shows from a podcast that evolved gradually over 18+ years and 800+ episodes and sounds very different today. If you’re new to Into Your Head, please try my later shows first. Adorable original description: iPhone users can now download our shows ANYWHERE, without a computer! All recent IntoYourHeads are under 10mbs in size, so no restrictions, even without wifi!! Help / Info on the how-to-listen page at IntoYourHead.com

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Please beware: These are very early vintage shows from a podcast that evolved gradually over 18+ years and 800+ episodes and sounds very different today. If you’re new to Into Your Head, please try my later shows first. Tonight’s Topics Include:

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Please beware: These are early vintage shows from a podcast that evolved gradually over 18+ years and 800+ episodes and sounds very different today. If you’re new to Into Your Head, please try my later shows first. Tragic orignal 2009 description for this three minute appearance: “A brief yet nonetheless dissatisfying comeback, after we’ve been offline for several weeks, for reasons with which we’ll no longer bore you. Thanks for still being here. You ARE still here, aren’t you? Please be still here. It’s taken two years to get you all here in such numbers, and I’d hate to think you’d stop being here, just because I forgot to pay my hosting bill and the site disappeared completely, and my home Internet got broken and I’ve been sick this week, and before that I couldn’t think of anything to say, anyway.” If I remember rightly this was the time when I finally found out my original broadband provider consisted of one man who was in over his head and trying to sell the company.

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Please beware: These are very early vintage shows from a podcast that evolved gradually over 18+ years and 800+ episodes and sounds very different today. If you’re new to Into Your Head, please try my later shows first.current episodes first. Another dollop of drivel featuring Neal and Joanne. Includes a vibrating musical number, and a special lecture about cats and bars and stuff. (The following is an adorable sentence from the original 2008 description) iPhone users can now download our shows anywhere, without a computer! All recent IntoYourHeads are under 10mbs in size, so no restrictions, even without wifi!! Help / Info on the how-to-listen page at IntoYourHead.com

Please beware: These are very early vintage shows from a podcast that evolved gradually over 18+ years and 800+ episodes and sounds very different today. If you’re new to Into Your Head, please try my later shows first. Adorable original description, although it’s becoming a little repetitive now: iPhone users can now download our shows ANYWHERE, without a computer! All recent IntoYourHeads are under 10mbs in size, so no restrictions, even without wifi!!

Please beware: These are early vintage shows from a podcast that evolved gradually over 18+ years and 800+ episodes and sounds very different today. If you’re new to Into Your Head, please try my later shows first. Original description: Phone users can now download our shows ANYWHERE, without a computer! All recent IntoYourHeads are under 10mbs in size, so no restrictions, even without wifi!! Help / Info on the how-to-listen page at IntoYourHead.com

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Please beware: These are very early vintage shows from a podcast that evolved gradually over 18+ years and 800+ episodes and sounds very different today. If you’re new to Into Your Head, please try my later shows first. Original 2009 description: iPhone users can now download our shows ANYWHERE, without a computer! All recent IntoYourHeads are under 10mbs in size, so no restrictions, even without wifi!! Help / Info on the how-to-listen page at IntoYourHead.com

Please beware: These are early vintage shows from a podcast that evolved gradually over 18+ years and 800+ episodes and sounds very different today. If you’re new to Into Your Head, please try my later shows first. Original description: “Into Your Head’s dry spell is over. We’re back, finally ready for 2009 with a new season of regular shows all about nothing. And what’s more, I promise you we’re feeling full of hope for the future and all that sort of crap.”

Please beware: These are very early vintage shows from a podcast that evolved gradually over 18+ years and 800+ episodes and sounds very different today. If you’re new to Into Your Head, please try my later shows first. Original description: Final show of 2008! Ninety-six dollops of drivel is enough for one year Use the break to catch up in old shows. Or eat turkey. Up to you. Thanks for listening. Dedicated to Chilli the cat. Cars are stupid.

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Please beware: These are early vintage shows from a podcast that evolved gradually over 18+ years and 800+ episodes and sounds very different today. If you’re new to Into Your Head, please try my later shows first. Adorable original description from 2008: “Phone users can now download our shows ANYWHERE, without a computer! All recent IntoYourHeads are under 10mbs in size, so no restrictions, even without wifi!! Help / Info on the how-to-listen page at IntoYourHead.com . We’re back with a brand spanking new episode, packed to the brim with meaningless monologues and the occasional musical number!”

Please beware: These are very early vintage shows from a podcast that evolved gradually over 18+ years and 800+ episodes and sounds very different today. If you’re new to Into Your Head, please try my later shows first. Tonight’s Topics Include: This is a rerun, No mention of ones or zeros, Which Saturday is this? Demanding dogs, Composted roof material, Staring pets in the eye, Non-vulgar crackling analogy, Grass as dental floss, The non-consumable food cycle, Soap emergencies, My garden versus the planet, Issuing commands to cats, Malfunctioning cat languages, Colour co-ordinated pets, Insects and the metric system, How miles were invented, Planning a riot, A freak accident involving grass, Reasons for shooting the messenger, Questions to be asked, A corpse in court, Forward thinking, This was a rerun.

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Please beware: These are very early vintage shows from a podcast that evolved gradually over 18+ years and 800+ episodes and sounds very different today. If you’re new to Into Your Head, please try my later shows first. Tonight’s Topics Include: This is a rerun, No mention of ones or zeros, Which Saturday is this? Demanding dogs, Composted roof material, Staring pets in the eye, Non-vulgar crackling analogy, Grass as dental floss, The non-consumable food cycle, Soap emergencies, My garden versus the planet, Issuing commands to cats, Malfunctioning cat languages, Colour co-ordinated pets, Insects and the metric system, How miles were invented, Planning a riot, A freak accident involving grass, Reasons for shooting the messenger, Questions to be asked, A corpse in court, Forward thinking and more.

Please beware: These are very early vintage shows from a podcast that evolved gradually over 18+ years and 800+ episodes and sounds very different today. If you’re new to Into Your Head, please try my later shows first. It’s a dark, wintery Monday morning. Now, I know what you’re thinking. You want to go on a shooting spree at your workplace, then turn the gun on yourself. But before you do, spare twenty minutes to enjoy another instalment of the unique online radio show that’s aimed at people who have an acquired taste, or want to get one.

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Please beware: These are very early vintage shows from a podcast that evolved gradually over 18+ years and 800+ episodes and sounds very different today. If you’re new to Into Your Head, please try my later shows first. It’s Friday! Unless you’re not on our side of the Atlantic, in which case it’s Thursday night, and you’re still busy being thankful for the fact that it’s Thanksgiving Thursday. Either way, all this can only mean one thing. It’s the first ever “Into Your Head Thanksgiving Blind Cola Bible Wars Taste Challenge Special”! Thanks for listening.

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Please beware: These are very early vintage shows from a podcast that evolved gradually over 18+ years and 800+ episodes and sounds very different today. If you’re new to Into Your Head, please try my later shows first. Original 2008 description, which has aged well: “Phone users can now download our shows ANYWHERE, without a computer! All recent IntoYourHeads are under 10mbs in size, so no restrictions, even without wifi!! Help / Info on the how-to-listen page at IntoYourHead.com “

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Please beware: These are very early vintage shows from a podcast that evolved gradually over 18+ years and 800+ episodes and sounds very different today. If you’re new to Into Your Head, please try my later shows first. Tonight’s Topics Include:

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Please beware: These are very early vintage shows from a podcast that evolved gradually over 18+ years and 800+ episodes and sounds very different today. If you’re new to Into Your Head, please try my later shows first. Another installment of your regular dollop of drivel, in which Neal spouts utter nonsense about every topic under the sun, withunique in-house musical numbers, and occasional extra lectures and things from Joanne.

Please beware: These are very early vintage shows from a podcast that evolved gradually over 18+ years and 800+ episodes and sounds very different today. If you’re new to Into Your Head, please try my later shows first. Another instalment of your regular dollop of drivel, in which Neal spouts utter nonsense about every topic under the sun, with unique in-house musical numbers, and and today the start of a second series of special lectures Joanne at the Into Your Head Adult Learning Programme, specially tailored to make you less stupid.

Original descriptions: Not the usual run-of-the-mill show. If you’re new here, start at no. 118 instead. This is a special episode of Into Your Head, in which we… it’s difficult to explain. Just listen. Thanks to Ruben: RubenerdShow.com

Please beware: These are very early vintage shows from a podcast that evolved gradually over 18+ years and 800+ episodes and sounds very different today. If you’re new to Into Your Head, please try my later shows first. Another installment of Ireland’s silliest online radio show.

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Please beware: These are very early vintage shows from a podcast that evolved gradually over 18+ years and 800+ episodes and sounds very different today. If you’re new to Into Your Head, please try my later shows first. Another instalment of your regular dollop of drivel, in which Neal spouts utter nonsense about every topic under the sun, with unique in-house musical numbers and occasional features. And returning next week, a new season of special lectures from Joanne, tailored to make you less stupid.

Please beware: These are very early vintage shows from a podcast that evolved gradually over 18+ years and 800+ episodes and sounds very different today. If you’re new to Into Your Head, please try my later shows first. Original description: A special compilation of material that most listeners won’t have heard before, including some classic Sháinne Greoige, and a lecture from Doctress Joanne. We’ll be back to normal soon, and not only that, we’re starting a second season of lectures from the Into Your Head Adult Learning Programme next time. Thanks for listening”

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Please beware: These are very early vintage shows from a podcast that evolved gradually over 18+ years and 800+ episodes and sounds very different today. If you’re new to Into Your Head, please try my later shows first. A description-free episode from the early days.

Please beware: These are very early vintage shows from a podcast that evolved gradually over 18+ years and 800+ episodes and sounds very different today. If you’re new to Into Your Head, please try my later shows first. Original description: A special deluxe super bonus edition of your regular dollop of drivel, in which Neal spouts utter nonsense about every topic under the sun, interspersed with some special lectures by Joanne.

Please beware: These are very early vintage shows from a podcast that evolved gradually over 18+ years and 800+ episodes and sounds very different today. If you’re new to Into Your Head, please try my later shows first.

Original Description: Another installment of your regular dollop of drivel, in which Neal spouts utter nonsense about every topic under the sun, withunique in-house musical numbers, and occasional extra lectures and things from Joanne.

Please beware: These are very early vintage shows from a podcast that evolved gradually over 18+ years and 800+ episodes and sounds very different today. If you’re new to Into Your Head, please try my later shows first.current episodes first. Original description: “Another dollop of quality misinformation and entertainment.”

BEWARE! This is a very early vintage episode of a podcast that’s evolved a lot over 17+ years and 800+ episodes. If you’re new to the show, please try some current episodes first. Neal reminisces about childhood vegetable gardening, finding gold, growing cows, spreading bird flu, growing things in jars, picking peas and a recent trip down the stairs, among other things.

Please beware: These are early vintage shows from a podcast that evolved gradually over 18+ years and 800+ episodes and sounds very different today. If you’re new to Into Your Head, please try my later shows first. t’s the 100th Into Your Head! Two and a half hours of pure, unmitigated drivel. Tonight’s Topics Include: Rules of biscuit sandwich-making, Reaching the 100 pinnacle, Unseen bears in woods, Allocating eyes to humans, Defining your personal universe……and that’s just the first eight minutes of our longest, most packed show ever.Also: Tons of other stuff, including several brand new musical numbers, a lecture or two from Joanne, Frank from The Overnightscape tastes a green liquid gum thing that’s been chewed by his cats, and additional audio entertainment from Eddie at Conspiracast and Manny.

Record an online voicemail, post in the guestbook, e-mail us, mingle – Click here. Want to contribute a segment for future shows? Go ahead. Anything humorous welcome, just send us your audio.

The promos are for Dadaist’s Cabaret and Conspiracast. Thanks Manny and Dave for additional topic suggestions.

Please beware: These are very early vintage shows from a podcast that evolved gradually over 18+ years and 800+ episodes and sounds very different today. If you’re new to Into Your Head, please try my later shows first. Tonight’s Topics Include: lying cars and the three-digit era, Travelling against the flow of time, Travel sickness in the bedroom, Quad Etait Demonstrandum, Unsolicited extra education, The “Bozo The Clown” test, Declaring things null and void, Non-fatal ostrich eye injuries, The senior lifeguard’s big dilemna, Drawing lines in sand, A maths-based ball game in a bandstand. Also: Two brand new songs, specially produced to comply with trade descriptions regulatory requrements explained herein.

Please beware: These are very early vintage shows from a podcast that evolved gradually over 18+ years and 800+ episodes and sounds very different today. If you’re new to Into Your Head, please try my later shows first. Tonight’s Topics Include: Hospital-style sound recording, Feeling restricted, Avoiding excess pride, Helping the human octopus community, Policing surplus limbs, Policing slang, Editorial issues regarding the cat song, Rebranding cat-strangers, [Vintage material: Ancestoral ice cream manufacturers, Snow is wet too, An automated invention machine, Ex-army cat stranglers, Dictators’ facial hair, Jesus’ ill-advised Hitler moustache, Tasting dog food] Also: Three brand new acapello cat songs.

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BEWARE! This is a very early vintage episode of a podcast that’s evolved a lot over 17+ years and 800+ episodes. If you’re new to the show, please try some current episodes first. Tonight’s Topics Include: Over here not over there, Two conscious selves, Area codes for humans in a George Orwell world, Mobile people, An obligatory introductory paragraph, An unrecorded interval, Caviar or popcorn, Being awake in an anaglogue cinematorium, The letter “O” versus the number zero, Racism in astronomy, Fake multi-tasking, Exaggerating a Prime Minister’s CV, Vested interests in the black hole industry. Also: Some sort of song or something, and real evidence of my unused phone number.

Please beware: These are very early vintage shows from a podcast that evolved gradually over 18+ years and 800+ episodes and sounds very different today. If you’re new to Into Your Head, please try my later shows first. Tonight’s Topics Include: Advantages of vagueness, Disposable words, Partially pre-recorded conversations, Ninety something again, Literature-based mathematics, An example of an example, Live phone-in, An unreliable time check, Supplying buckets for the coffee shop industry, A universe in my microwave, Facts about fiction, Blocking Charles Dickens’ IP address and more. Also: We experiment with our first ever entirely instrumental cat song.

Please beware: These are very early vintage shows from a podcast that evolved gradually over 18+ years and 800+ episodes and sounds very different today. If you’re new to Into Your Head, please try my later shows first. Tonight’s Topics Include: “Ah, the usual. I’m tired. Thanks for listening.”

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Please beware: These are very early vintage shows from a podcast that evolved gradually over 18+ years and 800+ episodes and sounds very different today. If you’re new to Into Your Head, please try my later shows first. Tonight’s Topics Include: Musical differences in the en-suite, A grave in the kitchen, Inadvertently making sense, Adam and Eve’s parenting skills, Cult-creating genes, How to gain hero status, Avoiding a Satan-style downfall, Protecting your cat’s street cred, What you’re thinking, I’m probably eating, Language difficulties, Learning three-digit numbers, Obeying motoring laws for kicks, Therapeutic Tetris, Catchphrase protection, Making artificial granite, Taxing artificial granite, Not missing you yet, Conserving water while surfing, Global warming myths, Three-ply issues, A useful Tetris-related cake analogy, Commissioning a Tetris gambling cheater programme, Audio freeware distribution, Estimated indoor wind speeds, Valuing a castle. A misnamed surgery and more. Also: Some sort of a cat song that involves two bathrooms, for some reason.

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Please beware: These are very early vintage shows from a podcast that evolved gradually over 18+ years and 800+ episodes and sounds very different today. If you’re new to Into Your Head, please try my later shows first. Tonight’s Topics Include: The “make of it what you will” clause, The book of this episode, Spring-based entertainment, A day as a percentage of a week, Getting geared up for arithmetic, Appropriately numbered multpile choice answers, Contrasts in my voice, Avoiding another moon conspiracy, Debriefing my future self, Travelling at the speed of time, Fielding phone calls from E.T., A world prejudiced against against repetition, Advertising televisions on television, A world prejudiced against long silences, Getting sued by Beethoven, Differenciating cat noises and more.

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Please beware: These are very early vintage shows from a podcast that evolved gradually over 18+ years and 800+ episodes and sounds very different today. If you’re new to Into Your Head, please try my later shows first. Tonight’s Topics Include: A natural speech deficiency, Concerns about my benign monarchy, Defining the non-average listener, Representing 587 countries with only 243 people, Cheating the Euro currency, A very old catchphrase, How God invented the printing press while retaining his modesty, Balanced reporting in the New Testament, Jesus’ superfluous coffin, Trying to think of the word “props”, Being named after God, A piece with non-simultaneous commentary, Owning the listener, A pimple on a speck of sand and more. . Also: Joanne returns with our first ever catfish song.

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Please beware: These are very early vintage shows from a podcast that evolved gradually over 18+ years and 800+ episodes and sounds very different today. If you’re new to Into Your Head, please try my later shows first.e current episodes first. Tonight’s Topics Include: Legalities of squatting in space and time, A cheap alternative postal system, A Chinese proverb about sadism, A thing with yokes on it, Allocating space for fishes, How goldfish stay dry, Rebelling against the food chain, Viewing the fridge inside-out, A note about noteworthiness, My four level basement in your head, Inaudible bears in forests, A cure for tiredness, The Sweeny Todd cover-up and more. and more.

Please beware: These are very early vintage shows from a podcast that evolved gradually over 18+ years and 800+ episodes and sounds very different today. If you’re new to Into Your Head, please try my later shows first. Tonight’s Topics Include: How to re-read books, Famine and disease nostalgia, Guilt-free telethon viewing, Getting diseases for fun, Putting real rubber onto replica things, Rattling vitamins, Anticipating complaints, Frank Zappa’s moustache, Creative peoples’ trademarks, Making a name for Dilbert, Preaching about cats, I can’t hear the listener, “Back to the Future 4”, Small worried guys with beards, Justifying an early morning lunch, Canned stuff, Matching pear halves, A tour of my shed, Live wood-repairing, Domestic discussions, Security issues, A misnamed urination segment, More yellow than usual and more.

Please beware: These are very early vintage shows from a podcast that evolved gradually over 18+ years and 800+ episodes and sounds very different today. If you’re new to Into Your Head, please try my later shows first.

Tonight’s Topics Include: The monster in the toilet, Reusing laundry-based entertainment, Swearing in BBC rehearsals, Allaying listener worries regarding dehydration, Parental supervision expectations for this podcast, A token appearance, Inadvertently seeing potential top models, Three miles through my house, Proving computer competency, Challenging claims of non-certification, Finding where to vote, Masculising women’s surnames, A wet cat and more.

Please beware: These are very early vintage shows from a podcast that evolved gradually over 18+ years and 800+ episodes and sounds very different today. If you’re new to Into Your Head, please try my later shows first.

Tonight’s Topics Include: Avoiding a fire in my lap, A holographic laptop with holes, No flying cars yet, Starbucks mug for sale, Learning about taxes on whiskey, Cheap feathers, Why cat don’t eat fruit, Analysing your pet’s emotions, A possible Tetris sequel, Eating animals’ heads, Advertising aimed at cats, Kangaroo tomcats, An update about my lap, Deleted noises, How to be on your toes, Forever the host, Free will for feet and more.

Please beware: These are very early vintage shows from a podcast that evolved gradually over 18+ years and 800+ episodes and sounds very different today. If you’re new to Into Your Head, please try my later shows first.

Tonight’s Topics Include: Biological sound-monitoring, Working with dry ice, My mistrust of books, Testing whether the world is round, How the world became flat and civilised, Fulfilling my prediction of a trip to Dublin, A tedium relief road, Lying on the bed telling lies, A circular route in my house, Herpes and the tourist industry, Lying about the Ring of Kerry, Toilet flushing as a Meteorological factor and more.

Please beware: These are very early vintage shows from a podcast that evolved gradually over 18+ years and 800+ episodes and sounds very different today. If you’re new to Into Your Head, please try my later shows first.

Original description: “This is an odd one. More of a “non show” than a show. A bit like Show 77, which explains why was able to just copy and paste this paragraph. Thanks for listening. We’ll skip the “Tonight’s Topics” listings, seeing as how I have to get up in about five minutes”

Please beware: These are very early vintage shows from a podcast that evolved gradually over 18+ years and 800+ episodes and sounds very different today. If you’re new to Into Your Head, please try my later shows first.If you’re new to the show, please try some current episodes first.

Tonight’s Topics Include: A great leap forward, Bootleg recordings of Into Your Head, Park bench entitlement issues, Psychiatric movies featuring Robin Williams, Police intolerance of bank heists, A non-animal love interest, Which part of my brain routed this?, Imagining the repetition of a cat’s arrival, A description of where I’m pointing, Extinguishing the dog presence, Polluting ambient noises by breathing, Obliterating your head online, Avoiding a silly déjà vu joke, Evil-faced dog distraction, How gardeners track the sun, Comparing buttercups and tissue paper in the laboratory, Bonzai toilets as a scientific aid, An expensive imitation rooster, Short circuits in the brain, An example of déjà vu, Comparing cats to lightning, Follow my forefinger and more. Also: Joanne returns with a couple of cat / anti-dog songs

BEWARE! This is a very early vintage episode of a podcast that’s evolved a lot over 17+ years and 800+ episodes. If you’re new to the show, please try some current episodes first.

Tonight’s Topics Include: I should do something else today, Researching the god of dogs, Bad taste cat articles, Taking offense on behalf of others, How the media balances things, Writing backwards, Not accounting for my movements, A dog who might eat me, Evil faces and windows, Detecting invisible things, What marionette puppeteers do when they’re bored, Replaceability in the aviation industry, Knowing where you’re going, Petrol on a pedal cycle, Vicious circles in the grass-cutting industry, Spelling “meeughl-eulgh”, Learning in Zanzibar, Sydney Pollack’s wardrobe, Researching Woody Allen, A mis-sighting of Dr. Suess, Deaths in breach of copyright, Tuxedo cats, Finding offensive material, Defending the use of the word “ugly”,

Please beware: These are very early vintage shows from a podcast that evolved gradually over 18+ years and 800+ episodes and sounds very different today. If you’re new to Into Your Head, please try my later shows first.

Tonight’s Topics Include: No mention of ones or zeros, Which Saturday is this? Demanding dogs, Fuzzy psychic reception, Composted roof material, Staring pets in the eye, Non-vulgar crackling analogy, Grass as dental floss, The non-consumable food cycle, Soap emergencies, My garden versus the planet, Issuing commands to cats, Malfunctioning cat languages, Colour co-ordinated pets, Insects and the metric system, How miles were invented, Planning a riot, A freak accident involving grass, Reasons for shooting the messenger, Questions to be asked, A corpse in court, Forward thinking, Postscript in the bathroom and more.

Please beware: These are very early vintage shows from a podcast that evolved gradually over 18+ years and 800+ episodes and sounds very different today. If you’re new to Into Your Head, please try my later shows first. Tonight’s Topics Include: Walking while using a laptop, Designing a front view mirror, Speculating about my eye sockets, The line between sympathy and violence, An editing note about an upcoming face, Loopholes in slavery and murder laws, Distinguishing bread-eating noises, Half a urination session, A microwave and a cat, Kitchens for non-eaters, Something goes without saying, Extending the speechual content, Doing stuff ironically, Alanis Morrissete’s downfall, Using words in sentences, Buying music by telex, A caucus of fleas sounds right, Linking kidney-related foods, Turnip chips, The 79 milestone. The promo herein is for an deliciously eclectic musis show: An Evening of Dadaist Dabaret, at duddingstonbooks.com/cabaret/

Please beware: These are very early vintage shows from a podcast that evolved gradually over 18+ years and 800+ episodes and sounds very different today. If you’re new to Into Your Head, please try my later shows first. Tonight’s topics include: A plausible lie for promotional purposes, Inventing a toy dog, Encouraging a disabled pet, A defeatist attitude, Bright yellow warthogs on the Internet, Customised modular phone Phillistines, Smothering things in wallpaper, A surprising attitude to kitchens, Encouraging stalkers, The Cherry Tree Principle, Instructions for my burial, Speculating about thorns worn under a hat. Better out than in, An horse philosiphising about pollution.

Please beware: These are very early vintage shows from a podcast that evolved gradually over 18+ years and 800+ episodes and sounds very different today. If you’re new to Into Your Head, please try my later shows first.

In fact for this episode, even the original description agrees “:DON’T START HERE IF YOU HAVEN’T HEARD INTO YOUR HEAD BEFORE! Go back and listen to the previous show instead! This is an odd one. More of a “non show” than a show. If you don’t mind, we’ll skip the formalities of a topics listing this week, because that could get complicated. Thanks for listening.”

Please beware: These are very early vintage shows from a podcast that evolved gradually over 18+ years and 800+ episodes and sounds very different today. If you’re new to Into Your Head, please try my later shows first. Tonight’s topics include: Wasting DC power, The merchandisers of the fire world, Limitations of yellow safety hats, Four birds with one stone, The veterinary niceness factor, Verifying listeners’ tax status, Heckling podcasters, Making amends for photographing books, Prooving that you learn something new every day, The “Hoover” of the soft drinks world, A forced belch, Fear of silence, A subtle axe stand, Imagining the word “end”, Today’s designated personality, Tetris filler, Being overtaken by the past “me”, A contrived ending. Also: A master-class in how to make a synthesised guitar / piano cat song on your portable telephone.

Please beware: These are very early vintage shows from a podcast that evolved gradually over 18+ years and 800+ episodes and sounds very different today. If you’re new to Into Your Head, please try my later shows first.

Tonight’s topics include: Seeking stimulation in the fridge, Disguising fish, Double cooked bread, Stairs ascension segment, A good excuse for two silent steps, Getting mis-spelt in the Irish media, The listener’s research duties, A non-omitted outtake, Cutting through ones and zeros, Getting rid of vertical things, Going over your head, Watching cats in the garden, Comparing this to than blank space, Recording this recoriding session on the telephone, The Stumbly Show, Prooving “stumbly” is a real word, Thinking about Esparanto. Also: Two cat songs or something.

Please beware: These are very early vintage shows from a podcast that evolved gradually over 18+ years and 800+ episodes and sounds very different today. If you’re new to Into Your Head, please try my later shows first.

Tonight’s topics include: Pretending it’s still “now”, An artifical cat for illustrative purposes, Time travel in the bath, Trespassing in the seventies, Sci-fi as a reference tool, Sorry for changing the course of history, Treasuring a hole, A mould for sponges, Two kinds of pie, False triangles in the food industry, Demanding bite-size convenience, Linking laziness to starvation, Refusing to electrocute my cat, Profiting from urine-entertainment, Water on the brain is fine, Also: Candi Delaney on life as an American-Irishian, plus a mention or two of a driving test.

Please beware: These are very early vintage shows from a podcast that evolved gradually over 18+ years and 800+ episodes and sounds very different today. If you’re new to Into Your Head, please try my later shows first.

Tonight’s topics include: Audio hyperlinks, Calling oneself from the bathroom, Getting your levels level, Exporting an accent for effective use abroad, English plus one, Finding morse code on an official translation, Profiting from the nineties clubbing culture, A conspiracy about my incompetence, Eaing cake in different countries, Collecting water or ice on a long distance bus, Traditional circumnavigation routes, Standing like a weirdo, Travelling on your ninth life, Joystick feedback, Misinterpreting a bus-related metaphor, Slowing down to let passengers on, Something in French, Referencing the Irish language. Also: Edward J. Murray of Conspiracast hosts a sober phone-in debate about terrorism or something, Joanne’s back with only our third ever song about cats who like stationery, and we fleetingly meet an upcoming contributor, Candi Delaney.

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Please beware: These are very early vintage shows from a podcast that evolved gradually over 18+ years and 800+ episodes and sounds very different today. If you’re new to Into Your Head, please try my later shows first.

Tonight’s topics include: Taliban teacup disappointments, Satanic packaging, Child tea manufacturers, Differing attitudes to pet insects, A loophole in the tea selling laws, Greener tea, A politics-related hand mixup, Gift tax on beverages, Scientists with too much power, The monkey island experiment, Creating safer tree climbers, Weak tea bags and compost, Improvising with a sweeping brush, White wooly island garments, When to order hot burgers, Bunny-shaped sausage, Cottaging in the fast food sector, Replacing potatoes with bread, Arán versus Árann, Dazzled by the television, Avoiding Wikipedia, Issues with a green search engine, Accepting one twenty-billionth of the responsibility. Also: We advance the cat song genre another step using what’s available in the kitchen, and preview upcoming new character that we’re developing.

WARNING – This is a very early vintage episode of a podcast that’s evolved a lot over 17+ years and 800+ episodes. If you’re new to the show, please try some current episodes first.

Tonight’s topics include: Not strapped in, Shadowing a hunting cat, Properly processed poultry, Bogged down with alliteration, Ignoring small words, A nineteen seventies search engine, Underused portability shame, My 2D monitor, Testing a dimensional website, The Niagara Falls nano-border, Obsessed with the bends, Thom Yorke’s lucky guess, Everybody knows an Aloysius, Experimenting with goodbyes, A hidden track, Sampling Professor Stephen Hawking, My pencil failings. Also: Our first ever aborted cat song. Nobody is to blame.

Please beware: These are very early vintage shows from a podcast that evolved gradually over 18+ years and 800+ episodes and sounds very different today. If you’re new to Into Your Head, please try my later shows first.

Tonight’s topics include:Just a host, Small minds in the audience, An ill-informed cow, Creating a cat on the fly, Getting stuff from users, Papier maché limbs – the pros and cons, Harrison Ford’s badly planned circus, Obvious sand-monsters, Linking role reprisals and death, Rocky the private investigator, Delaying the mail, Limitations for macho actors, The Spoiler Police, Accidentally liabling a police officer and more. Also: our occasional series of audio columns by security correspondent, Tomo O’Brien.

WARNING – This is a very early vintage episode of a podcast that’s evolved a lot over 17+ years and 800+ episodes. If you’re new to the show, please try some current episodes first.

Tonight’s topics include: Don’t listen to this, Listener-imposed drugs test, Watching a marathon, Avoidng the word “pod”, Cannibalistic vegetables, Remembering the bread man, Grimacing in the front seat, Innapropriate product placement – an experiment, Blackberries and mungo juice, A double shot of beer, Fantastic typing, Slow-drying coke, Being frowned upon, The NYC Wingdings font conspiracy, Reading too much into the trees, Making use of a urination opportunity. Also: Joanne and Neal’s unprecendented cat song collaberation.

Please beware: These are very early vintage shows from a podcast that evolved gradually over 18+ years and 800+ episodes and sounds very different today. If you’re new to Into Your Head, please try my later shows first.

Tonight’s topics include: Frightening episodes, Severed feet and the natural landscape, Poultry carving politics, Oxygen free chickens, No explosion without fire, Surviving on a forest planet, Counting the foot carers, An embassy to a neighbour, Planning a fictional World War, Some truths about E.T. and Elliot, How to be an information resource, Alternatives to Dr. Suess, Kitten basket distribution, Rearing an undercooked egg, Obsessing over paradoxes, Improving Wikipedia live on the show. Also: Joanne with a brand new caffeine-inspired cat song Thanks: Dadaist (hear his Dadaist Cabaret show at http://www.duddingstonbooks.com/cabaret/ ) for topic suggesion and Lockjaw (ThePodcastJunkie.com)for piss-related information, which info can be found at http://www.thinkgeek.com/stuff/41/superpiipii.html?cpg=70H

WARNING – This is a very early vintage episode of a podcast that’s evolved a lot over 17+ years and 800+ episodes. If you’re new to the show, please try some current episodes first.

(Today’s 2nd Show!) Topics include: Sequentics in counting, Confusing colons, Randomnisation and the digestive system, Surplufluous skins on fruit, Eight miles of person, Outage outrages, Non facial expression, Caffeine as a coolant, What’s wrong with Meeveo?, In defence of fractions, A song about a specific cat, An insect not a router, Everybody puts chicken in, Strapped in and unable to urinate, Why humans don’t live past 100, Dressing for black and white movies, Invisible Man saturation, Hyperlink hype, Why I don’t record myself reading, Points for spraying a cat. Our YouTube videos are at http://ie.youtube.com/user/IntoYourHeaddotcom Thanks: Ruben (RubenerdShow.com) for topic suggesions and Lockjaw (ThePodcastJunkie.com)for piss-related information, which info can be found at http://www.thinkgeek.com/stuff/41/superpiipii.html?cpg=70H

Please beware: These are very early vintage shows from a podcast that evolved gradually over 18+ years and 800+ episodes and sounds very different today. If you’re new to Into Your Head, please try my later shows first.

Tonight’s topics include:Lack of ambient cat recordings, Stationery update, Big brother is watching paperclips, Non moving office supplies, Lying about “loling”, Political lauging gas, A stationery argument, Cat duplication to prove a point, Self duplicating cat-copyright infringments, Reliable paperclip information sources, Dead pigeons on the property ladder, An irrelelevent synthetic paperclip, A warning about other paperclip podcasts, Exchanging your goat’s head.

Please beware: These are very early vintage shows from a podcast that evolved gradually over 18+ years and 800+ episodes and sounds very different today. If you’re new to Into Your Head, please try my later shows first.

This is the first of two episodes that went out on the same date. For once it’s not a mistake.

Tonight’s Topics Include: Garnering subsequency, Inefficient use of a hacksaw, Swapping out a big thumb, Getting on Discovery Channel, Legalities of killing two birds with one stone, Hand gestures on Judge Judy, Even better than a cat picture, Stressing the listener, Vegetables as evidence of a dog licensing conspiracy, Return of the urination session, Pronouncing prevarification, Waterfall production, Sesame Street Porn, The Irish podcasters’ video conspiracy, Listener concerns regarding guitar urination, Listener comment regarding hair, Prevaricating over an out-take, Lying about plants, The ridiculous Oxygen Cycle, Kitten dog eyes. Also: Our first ever downbeat cat sang. Additional voiceovery stuff thanks Lockjaw and Dustin. The Conspiracies podcast referred to is a Conspiracast.com.

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Please beware: These are very early vintage shows from a podcast that evolved gradually over 18+ years and 800+ episodes and sounds very different today. If you’re new to Into Your Head, please try my later shows first.

This is the second of two episodes that came out on the same date. It’s not an error. Tonight’s topics include:Between two consecutive days, Stupid place for a mountain, A fuel thief in the audience, Podcaster diplomacy issues, Black market petrol, A less gloomy cat song, The first pluck is the hardest, Pronunciation of “Duran” and “Duran” respectively, Two “Delilah”s under the microscope, No disrespect to Freddie Mercury, Wales’ secret cat song exporter, Not afraid to curtail things, Undressing the sky, Dealing with flem, Paws and pause in other languages, How to wreck a legal conference.

Also: Joanne with a special selection of folkloric cat stories.

Please beware: These are very early vintage shows from a podcast that evolved gradually over 18+ years and 800+ episodes and sounds very different today. If you’re new to Into Your Head, please try my later shows first.

Tonight’s topics include: Calculating the average listener, Exceling in music and hair, Acapello humming from my past, Fake folk music, The man who ate apples while moving, Cats and mice as a story-embellishment, Why virtual pets must be mortal, Charlie the lucky idiot, Cloud cuckoo land, Imaginary people, Avoiding axe murderers by text, Threatening a paperclip, Puddles of pee,Delusions about magnetic murder and Terminators, {Vintage material: Let’s blow into something, Our local crocadile hunter, Digestive biscuits, Inter-species nutrition, Inter-species marriage, Related by cat marriage, New rules for bank officials, Living with a fourth dimension, A makeshift holodeck, The new voiceover guy, Naming things after Karl Marx, The Definite Article}, Interupting my vintage self, Conlcusion of the paperclip incident, My President Bush lifestyle. Music: “Twinkle Twinkle My Guitar” by Dilbrent. Use restricted under the following Creative Commons license: Attribution-Noncommercial-No Derivative Works 2.5 Generic which can be viewed at http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-nd/2.5/ All other music composed in-house. Additional voiceovery stuff thanks Lockjaw and Dustin (TipYourHat.com).

Please beware: These are very early vintage shows from a podcast that evolved gradually over 18+ years and 800+ episodes and sounds very different today. If you’re new to Into Your Head, please try my later shows first.current episodes first.

Tonight’s topics include: Where “here” is, Measuring a country, Verifying listener credentials, Counterfeit podcasts, Submitting to scientific journals, Fun with dry ice and acid, Pointless fire-prevention research, Marking my words, Novelising this show, Tuning in to this show, Identifying with Bruce Springsteen, Investing in cat songs, Rock star cat deceptions, Peeing into a guitar, People hate urine, Exporting sewage to Australia, My new idea to save the planet with frozen urine, Faking a mouse click, Listener input system song, Songetic license, Ending gently.

Also: Some listener e-mail, A song about Bruce Springsteen’s cat, and Sháinne Greoige with a special investigative editorial about beastalks and your children. Additional voicey stuff thanks: Lockjaw and Dustin.

Please beware: These are very early vintage shows from a podcast that evolved gradually over 18+ years and 800+ episodes and sounds very different today. If you’re new to Into Your Head, please try my later shows first.

A super-length special to celebrate the creation of our longest show ever.Tonight’s topics include: Act 1: Legitimately introducing oneself, Ways to analyse a fridge, Fulfilling your noise requirements, Unappreciated containers, A margarine feast, Preventing your dinner from freezing, Parmesan cheese as an egg substitute, Apple juice for your PC, Some egg sizing issues, A mayonaisse lottery, Buying listener merchandise, Surplus Stirring, Torturing yourself, Understanding real time and that’s just “Act 1”.

Please beware: These are very early vintage shows from a podcast that evolved gradually over 18+ years and 800+ episodes and sounds very different today. If you’re new to Into Your Head, please try my later shows first.current episodes first.

Definitely not dandruff, Speaking less legibly, Decoffination, Interference if we’re lucky, Too late to avoid learning, Unintentionally saying “cat”, An entertaining microwave, TV events in the 1800s, Pretending to talk about psychiatry, Alphabetic bladder therapy, Personal issues with “X” and “Q”, A single entry phone book, Getting away from counting, Gravity not enough, Countdown to an ordinary midnight – an experiment, Making milk exciting, Ironing my thoughts, Bill Clinton’s handwriting, Functioning eyelids, Calculating the sun’s age, Illogical sizing of clock faces, Reconstructing the last word and more.

Also: In a new feature, Joanne tackles some listener mail., starting with a question about something, and delivers another lecture from the Into Your Head Adult Learning Programme.

Please beware: These are very early vintage shows from a podcast that evolved gradually over 18+ years and 800+ episodes and sounds very different today. If you’re new to Into Your Head, please try my later shows first.

.TONIGHT’S TOPICS INCLUDE: Say something worth saying, Sorry about the crucification thing, Vegan dairy products, Free range humans, Finding my weight in gold, Jesus mows the lawn, Fishmongers are nice, The scales on the fish on the scales, Optional extras for horse purchasers, The inappropriate scales of injustice, Misunderstood Satanism in schools, Helpless in the face of house theft, The big roofing fraud, Man’s best friend (supposedly), A bittersweet trip to the toilet, Unfulfilled ice cream dreams, Dead cats in China, My futurecrime.Sháinne Greoige is on holiday but we have the latest update on the cat litter controversy from Athy Weekly World News, and Neal gives a unique guest-lecture for the Into Your Head Adult Learning Programme. All theme music / bumpers composed on our Madplayer (an ancient and defunct device that creates bespoke music on the fly).

Please beware: These are very early vintage shows from a podcast that evolved gradually over 18+ years and 800+ episodes and sounds very different today. If you’re new to Into Your Head, please try my later shows first.

TONIGHT’S TOPICS INCLUDE:Cardboard coincidences, My part in the Christmas industry, Economists drawing cats, Selling microscopic pets, Governing from a leather recepticle, Building a better future with the colour beige, Other people’s nuclear bombs, Scrambled eggs before Haloween, Ex-beings, Feet don’t grow overnight, The Madonna and foster-child, Mother Teresa’s skimpy attire, Martin Scorcesse’s blue crayons, Feed me feedback, A sense of the ridiculousALSO TONIGHT The first ever Tomo’ at Large, with our new Crime Correspondent, Athy Weekly World News with Sháinne Greoige , and another lecture from the Into Your Head Adult Learning Programme: Intermediate Psychology for Beginners, Joanne’s Weekly Cat Song 2. All music made on our “Madplayer”, a defunct and wonderful device that generates music on the fly.