113 - S3E24: Ted & Ed Podcast Awards Show
Will Ted & Ed finally win their own Podcast of the Year award? Can they defeat an unexpected alien invasion? How did they escape Sean Bean? Find out with this action-packed finale to Season 3.
Sun, 01 Jan 2023 - 11min
112 - S3E23: Bonus: Christmas Song
As a late Christmas gift to their listeners, Ted & Ed tweak a famous song to pay tribute to Ted's mom.
Tue, 27 Dec 2022 - 01min
111 - S3E22: What Would You Bring To A Deserted Island?
Ted & Ed answer your questions, including what they would want to have with them if stranded on a deserted island. They also debate whether the island is technically deserted if they are there, and display an unhealthy love for bean puns.
Sun, 02 Oct 2022 - 08min
110 - S3E21: Giant Smudge
Ted & Ed announce that their band "Giant Smudge" is releasing its first album, titled "Fart Cannon."
They also give a sneak preview of a collection of songs that should go down in history as all-time classics, including "Cheese Is A Yellow Food," "Helmet Head," "The Holy Spork," and more!
Sun, 28 Aug 2022 - 09min
109 - Ted & Ed's Vacation Adventure
Why were Ted & Ed gone so long, you ask?
Because they committed a misunderstanding (certainly not a crime), which appeared to have them destined for jail before a wizard with shovels in his elbows came to the rescue.
Sun, 14 Aug 2022 - 08min
108 - S3E19: 5 Most Intelligent Life Forms
Ted & Ed rank the top five most intelligent life forms in the universe.
5. Humans
4. Sally the Corgi
3. ?
2. ?
1. ?
Listen for the whole list!
Sun, 10 Jul 2022 - 10min
107 - S3E18: Are Butterflies Made of Butter?
Ted & Ed answer your questions, including the genetic makeup of butterflies, who writes the show and whether they can spare a few bucks for one listener.
Send YOUR questions to questionstedanded@gmail.com.
Sun, 03 Jul 2022 - 08min
106 - S3E17: Obi-Wan Kenobi Review
Judge Jorleen reviews the latest Star Wars show, "Obi-Wan Kenobi." Well, she offers 23% of a review, anyway.
Don't forget to send in your questions to questionstedanded@gmail.com. Yours could be answered on a future episode.
Sun, 26 Jun 2022 - 10min
105 - S3E16: Summer Activities With Randalf
Ted & Ed drop out of summer school and meet up with an old friend for some summer adventures.
Sun, 19 Jun 2022 - 06min
104 - S3E15: Summer School
Ted & Ed receive an email summoning them to summer school. Give a listen to find out all the horrible classes they will be forced to take.
Sun, 12 Jun 2022 - 08min
103 - S3E14: Movie Night
Ted & Ed can't find anything worth watching on TV until the Boneana drops by to tell them about UBN+, a new streaming service that features many movies that are unique, yet sound oddly familiar.
Sun, 22 May 2022 - 10min
102 - S3E13: Top 5 Ways to Travel
Ted & Ed have been traveling a lot lately, so they decided to share their top 5 favorite modes of transportation. Hear what they have to say about ...
5. Pegasuseses
4. Pyramid
3. Catapult
2. Tumbleweed
1. _______ ... listen to find out!
Sun, 15 May 2022 - 08min
101 - S3E12: Weaponized Turkeys
A mysterious government agent named Tess shows up to recruit Ted & Ed's giant turkey for a top secret military program.
Sun, 01 May 2022 - 08min
100 - Easter Crime In Hollywood
Judge Jorleen is summoned to investigate the disappearance of the Hollywood sign on Easter.
Sun, 17 Apr 2022 - 08min
99 - S3E10: Nilch and Zilch Lose Their Accents
The Nothingworms take over the podcast, discussing such things as their accents and the size of their iPhones, as well as having a heated debate on Google vs. Bing.
Sun, 03 Apr 2022 - 07min
98 - S3E9: NASA Job Interview
Ted & Ed show up for their job interview at NASA only to find out that the position is for androids. Also the android NASA wants is named Ted Edwards. They give it a shot anyway.
Sun, 27 Mar 2022 - 06min
97 - S3E8: Checking Up On Phil
Ted & Ed head to the farm to see how Phil is doing under the care of Agnes. A big surprise awaits.
Sun, 20 Mar 2022 - 05min
96 - S3E7: Who's funnier?
Ted & Ed answer questions about potatoes, working in space, comedy and more! Have question? Send it to questionstedanded@gmail.com.
Sun, 13 Mar 2022 - 07min
95 - S3E6: A Brush With Death
Ted & Ed somehow land an interview with one of the most famous and recognizable figures in the universe -- The Grim Reaper.
Mon, 07 Mar 2022 - 08min
94 - S3E5: Top 5 Rock Band Names
Ted & Ed's Cat Band needs a name. They've narrowed it down to five options ...
6. Sparkly Back Pocket
5. War Frog
4. The Muffin Yeeters
3. Shipwreck Casserole
2. Bob Jovi
1. Giant Smudge
Email us at questionstedanded@gmail.com to help us choose a name!
Sun, 27 Feb 2022 - 07min
93 - S3E3: The Spinach Tornado
A natural disaster is threatening to destroy Los Angeles, and only Ted & Ed -- with some help from a wizard and his giant blender -- can stop it.
Mon, 21 Feb 2022 - 08min
92 - S3E3: An Interview with Agnes
Ted & Ed's search for a PhiNanny continues, with this week's hunt resulting in an interview with a person who has strange connections to the show.
Mon, 14 Feb 2022 - 06min
91 - S3E2: An Interview With Walter
Ted & Ed need to hire a PhiNanny. What's that? A nanny for Phil, obviously. The poor fellow is just helpless. Will their first candidate for the role -- Walter from Walter 3 -- be a good fit?
Mon, 07 Feb 2022 - 06min
90 - S3E1: Business Talk With The Wise Camel
Ted & Ed have their sights set on winning the Ted & Ed Podcast of the Year Award in Season 3. Their first step toward that goal is to take out the competition.
Mon, 31 Jan 2022 - 07min
89 - Trailer: Season 3 is coming soon!
Expect more of everything as Ted & Ed return with a huge goal in mind -- winning the Ted & Ed Podcast of the Year Award for the first time.
Mon, 24 Jan 2022 - 01min
88 - S2E48: Ted & Ed Podcast Awards Show
Who is the Villain of the Year? How about the Best Song? And who will win the coveted Podcast of the Year award? Listen to find out!
Mon, 27 Dec 2021 - 08min
87 - S2E47: A Christmas Carol
In this special and very professionally done holiday production, Judge Jorleen receives visits from three very loud and not particularly bright ghosts who all urge her to change her ways.
Mon, 20 Dec 2021 - 09min
86 - S2E46: The Werepigeon
Ed reveals that she has signed up to be a part of a government experiment. But first, Ted shares the shortest of short stories.
Mon, 13 Dec 2021 - 07min
85 - S2E45: Top 5 Things to Fall Out Of
What is your favorite thing to fall out of? Share with us at questionstedanded@gmail.com and we might talk about it on the podcast!
Mon, 06 Dec 2021 - 08min
84 - S2E44: The All-Powerful Phil
Phil makes another appearance on the podcast, asking Ed to help out with a number of tasks that make him seem not quite as god-like as he used to be.
Mon, 29 Nov 2021 - 07min
83 - S2E43: Turkey Hunt
The turkeys go missing during Thanksgiving season, which makes Ted & Ed a little nervous. They don't have to go far to find the thief.
Mon, 22 Nov 2021 - 07min
82 - S2E42: Barnaby and Sally
Ted interviews Ed's parents, Barnaby and Sally, who sound a lot like Ed. They discuss their profession as space cheese scientists, explain why they have billions of children and give insight into what Ed was like as a tiny child.
Mon, 15 Nov 2021 - 07min
81 - S2E41: Flight of the Elks
Ted & Ed answer your questions -- well, question -- about favorite baby birds.
What's yours? Send us a note to questionstedanded@gmail.com.
Mon, 08 Nov 2021 - 07min
80 - S2E40: Giggles
Ed brings home a houseplant named Giggles, who turns out to be a surprisingly difficult pet to manage.
Sun, 24 Oct 2021 - 07min
79 - S2E39: What is Octoberfest?
Henry and Henrietta stop by to tell Ted & Ed about Octoberfest, the biggest holiday in Schnoopadoop. They also help Ted & Ed create some Octoberfest traditions of their own.
Sun, 10 Oct 2021 - 05min
78 - S2E38: An Interview with Zeus
Ed heads to Mount Olympus for an exclusive interview with Ted's father Zeus. With guest appearances from Katie -- Goddess of Basketball -- and Danny -- God of the Front Desk.
Sun, 03 Oct 2021 - 09min
77 - S2E37: What's In The Fridge?
Ted & Ed answer all the questions you've been wondering about! Including ...
The contents of their fridge.
Updates on the stork market.
What it's like to get into a fight with shark.
Send your questions to: questionstedanded@gmail.com.
Sun, 26 Sep 2021 - 07min
76 - S2E36: Crime Scene Investigation
Five people are knocked unconscious, five wilted flowers are rushed to the hospital and five chairs spontaneously combust in a deadly fart attack on a local restaurant. Judge Jorleen is brought in to find the culprit.
Sun, 19 Sep 2021 - 07min
75 - S2E35: Spork Blasphemy
Kyle Du Bois, aka The Pope In Plaid, kicks Ted & Ed out of the religion of Sporkism after finding out they have been misusing their sporks.
Sun, 12 Sep 2021 - 05min
74 - S2E34: Crazy But True
Lauren stops by to share some true facts that aren't at all made up. No way they're made up. Just go with it OK? Definitely don't research them.
* This episode is sponsored by The Wood Restaurant, which serves only the finest cuisine in wooden form. We'd say to check it out if it were an actual place. It's definitely a good idea, though.
Sun, 05 Sep 2021 - 07min
73 - S2E32: Top 5 Gods
Ted & Ed break down their top 5 gods of all-time. They even welcome them into the studio!
Sun, 22 Aug 2021 - 07min
72 - S2E31: Phil the Fact-Checker
Phil wants to set the record straight on most of the things Ted & Ed say, so he decides to deliver the facts straight to your earholes.
Sun, 15 Aug 2021 - 07min
71 - S2E30: Do You Like Pickles
Ted & Ed answer questions (and a statement) from listeners, including their thoughts on pickles and air consumption. They also lend some clarity as to the identity of the strange person sitting on their couch.
Have a question (or statement) for Ted & Ed? Email questionstedanded@gmail.com, or just go here: https://sites.google.com/view/tedanded/home
Sun, 08 Aug 2021 - 06min
70 - S2E29: The Podcast Olympics
Why do Ted & Ed deserve a gold medal at the Olympics?
Sun, 01 Aug 2021 - 07min
69 - S2E28: How to (Not) Make a Professional Podcast
Ted & Ed decide to buckle down and treat their show with the seriousness it deserves, discussing topics that are professional, interesting and oh so important. At least that's what we're telling you.
Sun, 25 Jul 2021 - 06min
68 - S2E27: Vacation on Mars
Ted & Ed take a vacation to a different planet, and their choice of transportation is unusual yet effective.
Sun, 18 Jul 2021 - 03min
67 - S2E26: Top 5 Natural Disasters
From bunnies in large groups to trenches and more, Ted & Ed rank their top 5 natural disasters with the help of some special guests!
Sun, 11 Jul 2021 - 06min
66 - S2E25: We're Back
Ted & Ed explain why there wasn't an episode last week, and it in no way has anything at all to do with them maybe perhaps going on vacation.
Also, in a new feature, they are taking your statements. Don't worry, if you accidentally submit a question instead, they'll change the punctuation. Go here:
https://sites.google.com/view/tedanded/home
Sun, 04 Jul 2021 - 07min
65 - S2E24: Devoid of Talent Show
Ted & Ed bring in Judge Jorleen to judge their talent show. She's not particularly happy about it.
Sun, 20 Jun 2021 - 07min
64 - S2E23: Animal Farm
Ted & Ed finally meet Bessie when they are teleported to a farm. They also meet the G.O.A.T goat, a spitting llama, a questioning chicken and a very short and very fancy French chef pig.
Sun, 13 Jun 2021 - 08min
63 - S2E22: Pickles or Cows?
Ted & Ed, or maybe now we have to call them "Ted Ed &," answer your questions, including whether you would choose pickles or cows?
Have a question? Email them to questionstedanded@gmail.com, or fill out the form on the website, which is on the website: https://sites.google.com/view/tedanded/home
Sun, 06 Jun 2021 - 08min
62 - S2E21: Ted & Ed Call a Staff Meeting
The UBN staff is called in as Ted & Ed try to figure out who stole Ed's ... staff.
Sun, 30 May 2021 - 08min
61 - S2E20: Cave Weekly
Ted & Ed accidentally discover an awesome cave, which lands them an interview on their favorite cave show.
Sun, 23 May 2021 - 08min
60 - S2E19: The Lost Pyramid
While searching for their lost pyramid in Egypt, Ted & Ed take drastic measures after an encounter with a dishonest camel.
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Sun, 16 May 2021 - 08min
59 - S2E18: Meet Ted & Ed's Moms
Ted & Ed invite their moms (plus Ed's 2.1 billion worshipful siblings) over for a Mother's Day celebration.
Sun, 09 May 2021 - 08min
58 - S2E17: Ted & Ed Rescue The Boneana
When you have to go to Mars to save your friend from his evil fruit parents, naturally you call on your friend Tiny Brian to hitch a ride in his space blimp.
Sun, 02 May 2021 - 07min
57 - S2E16: The Boneana Gets Kidnapped
Ted & Ed bake a pancake cake to celebrate The Boneana's pick day party, but they are rudely interrupted by their friend's interstellar familia.
Sun, 25 Apr 2021 - 07min
56 - S2E15: The Pope in Plaid
Ted & Ed are waylaid on the high seas by a very strange religious figure looking to convert them to Sporkism.
Sun, 18 Apr 2021 - 07min
55 - S2E14: How was the Earth created?
Ted & Ed answer your questions, including:
- What's your favorite kind of wood to eat?
- Do you poo ............ p?
- How was the Earth created?
Go to our web site and submit a question, and we might answer it on a future episode!
Sun, 11 Apr 2021 - 07min
54 - S2E13: The Imposter Judge
Ted & Ed find themselves in the Unicorn Blimp, where they come across a rather sketchy judge.
Sun, 04 Apr 2021 - 07min
53 - S2E12: One year and a week anniversary
Ted & Ed find themselves stuck in prison, but with a little help from a constipated wizard, they are able to escape in time to celebrate the podcast's anniversary -- although a little bit late -- in Germany.
Sun, 28 Mar 2021 - 07min
52 - S2E11: 28 Warpol Cows
If you're going to buy cheese for your salad, be careful what you season it with, especially if you buy your cheese from a cow with teleportation powers.
Obviously.
Sun, 21 Mar 2021 - 07min
51 - S2E10: Legitimate Questions With Jimmy
Jimmy and Johnny take over the show, which leads to a whole bunch of legal issues and some poetry-loving cows.
Sun, 14 Mar 2021 - 05min
50 - S2E9: Top 5 Favorite Words
What starts with filibuster and ends with spork? Ted & Ed's list of their five favorite words, of course. Special song included, free of charge!
Mon, 08 Mar 2021 - 07min
49 - S2E8: The Cactus from Indiana
Ted & Ed have big plans for merchandising, but they need help with promotion, so they hire a world-famous and very prickly supermodel.
Mon, 01 Mar 2021 - 06min
48 - S2E7: Dinner and a haircut
When you need a trim and a meal at the same time, you go see Boot. But there is a catch!
Mon, 22 Feb 2021 - 08min
47 - S2E6: Turkey Love
What do you do when it's Valentine's Day and your pet turkey is sick? You take him to Norman and Nestor’s Dentist for Birds and Other Things That Go Cluck, of course.
Mon, 15 Feb 2021 - 07min
46 - S2E5: Mr. Butterbah's Super Bowl Party
Ted goes searching for Ed, but not before meeting up with many of his friends at a party.
Mon, 08 Feb 2021 - 07min
45 - S2E4: Where is Ed?
Ted & Ed answer your questions about mayonnaise, collections and groundhogs ... but then someone goes missing!
Mon, 01 Feb 2021 - 07min
44 - S2E3: Ted & Ed Unedited
Do Ted & Ed need an editor? You be the judge!
Mon, 25 Jan 2021 - 07min
43 - S2E2: Old Man Fish
Ted & Ed go underwater to interview a special guest, who also happens have a very famous roommate.
Mon, 18 Jan 2021 - 08min
42 - S2E1: The Nothingworms
In their season premier, Ted & Ed get a visit from a pair of worms from another dimension, who then perform their new hit single, "Helmet Head."
Mon, 11 Jan 2021 - 07min
41 - Trailer: Season 2 is coming soon!
Mon, 04 Jan 2021 - 01min
40 - Bonus: The Search for Episode 27
Ted & Ed miscounted their episodes and lost one of them in the process. Will they find it?
Mon, 28 Dec 2020 - 06min
39 - S1E40: 12 Days of Ted & Ed
In their Season 1 finale, Ted & Ed bring the whole gang together for a special holiday song.
Also, Ted & Ed would like for you to follow them on Instagram at https://www.instagram.com/ted_and_ed_/
The first follower gets a surprise!
Mon, 14 Dec 2020 - 04min
38 - S1E39: The Carrot Cing
While getting some non-sentient vegetables to decorate their Christmas tree, Ted & Ed are transported to another world and sent on a quest to defeat an army of evil rabbits.
Mon, 07 Dec 2020 - 08min
37 - S1E38: Chocolate Friday
Ted & Ed hit the mall to go shopping on Black Chocolate Friday, buying things like eyebrow serum, a bush named Jill and a son (or sun). But before that, they give a musical shoutout to all their friends in India.
Mon, 30 Nov 2020 - 06min
36 - S1E37: The Thankful Grape
Ted & Ed Thanksgiving party quickly gets out of control, including far too many unwelcome guests and a runaway turkey.
Mon, 23 Nov 2020 - 09min
35 - S1E36: A Cure for Insomnia
Having a hard time going to sleep? Ted & Ed are here to help with some methods you have probably never tried before.
Mon, 16 Nov 2020 - 06min
34 - S1E35: I'll have a grande questeeno
Ted & Ed take some time to answer questions from listeners, including The Apple Dude, The Pope in Plaid, Parsnoopy and Wendy. They take this very seriously.
Mon, 09 Nov 2020 - 06min
33 - S1E34: Zooplankton Infomercial
Ted & Ed's post-Halloween episode is taken over by Jolores and her assistant, Zooplankton, who have plenty of unique items for sale. Call now.
Mon, 02 Nov 2020 - 06min
32 - S1E33: The Halloween Potato
A surprise trick-or-treater schools Ted & Ed on an ancient war that changed Halloween traditions forever.
Sun, 25 Oct 2020 - 06min
31 - S1E32: Top 5 holidays
Ted & Ed talk about (and even rate!) their favorite holidays, which you are probably already celebrating.
Sun, 18 Oct 2020 - 05min
30 - S1E31: Time to Time Travel
Using the powers of the Time Pickle, Ted & Ed go back in time to see what would have happened if they hadn't met in such a friendly manner. Then they leap to the future to attend Ted&EdCon,
Sun, 11 Oct 2020 - 06min
29 - S1E30: French Fries and Yogurt
Jerima stops by to teach Ed how to make a most delicious snack. Hopefully they don't get poisoned.
Sun, 04 Oct 2020 - 06min
28 - S1E29: 5-Minute Musical
Cast list:
Ted
Ed
The Boneana
Judge Jorleen
Loud Larry
Obnoxia
Song list:
Intro
TedandEdamilton Rap
Boneanian Rhapsody
Guilty of Bad Singing
The Jailhouse Purples
Slide Whistle Solo (It's not a solo)
Freedom Tastes Nice
ByeByeBye
Sun, 27 Sep 2020 - 05min
27 - S1E28: Rrrrachel
With Ed busy sorting her potatoes, Ted finds himself stuck interviewing an extremely obnoxious character named Rrrrachel all by himself. It does not go well.
Sun, 20 Sep 2020 - 05min
26 - S1E26: How am I?
It's time for Ted & Ed to answer some questions, including, "Who is the scariest person you know?, "How am I?" And ... "Peaches?"
Sun, 13 Sep 2020 - 05min
25 - S1E25: Ted & Ed take the week off
Despite not having an episode this week, Ted & Ed get into a big argument over kitchen utensils, then decide to go get smoothies.
Sun, 06 Sep 2020 - 05min
24 - S1E24: Back to School Special
Welcome to distance learning, with your new online teachers, Ted & Ed.
Sun, 30 Aug 2020 - 06min
23 - S1E23: Tiny Brian
Ted & Ed unbox their package, only to find a surprising -- and quite small -- surprise inside.
Sun, 23 Aug 2020 - 06min
22 - S1E22: Cat Band Rejects
Ted & Ed have Constipated Randalf turn them into cats so they can try out for the Cat Band, but they get a cold reception from their feline friends.
Sun, 16 Aug 2020 - 05min
21 - S1E21: The Selectephant
Ted & Ed meet a new character, but have trouble building any momentum in this exclusive interview.
Sun, 09 Aug 2020 - 06min
20 - S1E20: Storytime with Ted & Ed
A tale of empty food stores, space travel, graveyard dilemmas and more!
Sun, 02 Aug 2020 - 05min
19 - S1E19: Rise of the robots
Can Ted & Ed reclaim their podcast from the robots in time to sing a song to their friends on Mongolia?
Sun, 26 Jul 2020 - 05min
18 - S1E18: Ted's Talk
Ted & Ed have a Ted, and he can talk. Can he be educational?
Sun, 19 Jul 2020 - 05min
17 - S1E17: The Magic Boneana
Constipated Randalf requests a quest for Ted & Ed.
Sun, 12 Jul 2020 - 04min
16 - S1E16: Who's at the door?
Ted & Ed answer some important questions, including how many holes your sponge has, who has come knocking at the door, and more!
Sun, 05 Jul 2020 - 05min
15 - S1E15: Loud Larry
Ed, a member of the Federal Absurdist Lasagna Protectors, tries to bring a notorious criminal to justice.
Sun, 28 Jun 2020 - 06min
14 - S1E14: Father's Day and Backwards Cat
Ted & Ed have dads, cad band auditions and Georgia on their minds.
Sun, 21 Jun 2020 - 06min