The Bert Show

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Our producer Keity has a beef that she's been holding onto and it's finally time for her to address it. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Why Are Men REFUSING To Approach Women In Public?  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

She Went Off At A Comedy Show For Allegedly Being Blackballed From The Industry Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

What do moms really want for Mother's Day? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Would You Be Turned Off If You Discovered This On Your Man? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

She wants dirt on her neighbor. And we’ve got the dirt on her neighbor.   Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Bert has one request of Atlanta. Will they hear him out or not? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

What does the Bert Show's future look like? The good, the bad, the ugly. They have a tarot card reader coming in, and they'll tell you everything that she's telling them for the first time. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The Kentucky Derby is this Saturday. Real horse name or fake horse name? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

What would you do if your man tricked you and swapped out your ring for a knock off without you knowing? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It's follow up Thursday - you tell us a storyline that you want an update on, and we do the research! On this Follow Up Thursday, her man has a secret instagram account where he was cheating (we caught him red handed!)...did she marry him anyway? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

She found her boyfriend on Tinder, but some of the details didn't match up when we tried to take him down with our Tinder Takedown. Turns out...it's his FRIEND that has been using his pic to catfish other women! We find out what happened after he confronted him... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

He cut off half of his friends after he had surgery...because they did this? Did he make the right call? We're a show divided. Listen to Moe & Keity on In The Moement - free on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your favorite podcasts! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Too long, we know there's trouble in paradise. But what about when it's short and sweet. What does it REALLY say about your relationship? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It's the infantilization of women, and some people think that women who like it are setting ALL women back. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

One Bert Show member was the only guy in a group of women...and then things went sideways. What should he have done in this situation?! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Full Show PT 2: Wednesday, May 1 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

He had 24 hours to come up with a diss track directed right at Bert! What did @ImMoeMitch come up with?! Click here to listen! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

He told her he has a MAX body count for the girl he's willing to date. Her number exceeds that number...should she continue to date him? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Kendrick Lamar Dropped Savage Drake Diss Track  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

She's a good woman. She's spirited. And she just wants to find herself a good man! We're talking of course about Bert’s ex-wife! We wanna set her up on a date...could that be you? Submit yourself here: https://thebertshow.com/datemyexwife/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This story gets cringier by the second! @theabbymurphy has an update on her acquaintance who is having a lingerie shower hosted by her mother-in-law! It got even crazier: Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Can you really talk to a troll? Bert wants to have a real conversation with controversial commenters. Why are you the way you are?! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Her manager was hooking up with three employees who WANTED to expose him but instead? Slept with him again. What happened next in this sexy saga?! Get the update! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

When Kristin came to the table with a family meeting, we were surprised...but had no idea she was going to announce THIS! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In honor of #AAPIHeritageMonth, Producer Jackson is here with a list of things NOT to say to Asian people. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

She is doing boy sobriety a little bit differently this summer! Wanna join @theabbymurphy with her 'Dream Girl Detox'? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This #TinderTakedown came with a TWIST! We theorized that someone must have been impersonating her man on the apps...but today? We're confirming our suspicion! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

So, we couldn't make @theabbymurphy's celebrity crush a reality...but ANYTHING can happen on livejournal! We wrote some angsty, romantic fanfiction! Do you ship Abby & Riley? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

His dog passed away and he immediately wants to get a new one! Is this a big mistake? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

She's been dating a guy for four months who is PERFECT on every level except for one...he won't stop farting and he finds it HILARIOUS. Would you keep dating him? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

All Moe wanted to do was support his friend's dreams...so, why did he find himself onstage SINGING?! Do you know the lyrics to #BohemianRhapsody? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Is The Age Gap In Anne Hathaway’s New Movie Cringey?  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Full Show PT 2: Tuesday, April 30 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

One of her friends is considering wearing WHITE to all her wedding festivities! It's not on the actual wedding...does she still have a right to feel upset? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

He's got a bone to pick with his family tree! Bert does everything right health wise...so, why is he still having to deal with so many doctors? He'll explain. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Britney Spears Is Allegedly In Danger Of Going Broke!   Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Wanna know what's happening in the kitchen in the back when you're sitting at Chili's? Well, you're gonna find out after Kristin spills the dark side of the food industry! Click here to listen. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Wanna date Bert’s Ex-Wife! Well, keep listening because it could be your reality! We’re setting her up live on air! + One of Bert’s friends is in the hot seat in a major way after his lady found THIS in a folder on his phone! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Recently Kristin was purging her closet and realized there were still some items she wasn't able to let go...do you have anything like that in storage? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Women In Korea Are Revolting Against Men!  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Her brother planned a birthday party for his wife on her graduation day...does she have a right to feel upset about it? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Abby had to wait eight weeks to land a reservation at the swanky new restaurant in midtown! Was it worth it? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Is Moe’s dude striking out because he keeps looking for women in the wrong places? Something's gotta change after his last date ended in a sexual shakedown"! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Her friend claims she saw her boyfriend swiping on Tinder! So, why does he have an engagement ring hiding in his closet?! It's #TinderTakedown! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

YouTuber Anthony Vella was recording while flying his motorized paraglider, going nearly 50 mph. Something went wrong and the passenger fell 85 feet. Click here to listen to the agonizing recording.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Let's talk FAN FICTION! Who are we shipping today? Our girl Abby and country star Riley Green…Kristin will break it down! + She compared her husband to a dog. But Cassie claims it was a COMPLIMENT! How would you feel? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Is this really a good idea?! Bert wants Moe to RIP him apart by roasting him with a rap battle! Is he ready for this? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Sometimes life just gives you full-circle moments to celebrate, and Moe just got one after meeting an industry icon who recognized him from their shared past! Click here to listen. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

How do you solve a problem like crazy crows bent on REVENGE? One of Kristin’s neighbors need to enter witness protection after the crows in her neighborhood keep coming for her! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Taylor Swift Will Be At The MET Gala?! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Full Show PT 1: Monday, April 29 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Full Show PT 2: Monday, April 29 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Is His Idea For Celebrating Birthdays Practical Or Lazy? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

90% of the time Moe is happy being car-less! But what happened this weekend might have him walking to the dealership...he'll explain. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Harvey Weinstein Has Been Hospitalized After Overturned Conviction  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

What is your take on managing happiness? Is living a life with zero expectations cutting yourself short or SMART? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We helped her text her boyfriend's mom, who was NOT a fan...to try and invite her antiquing! Did the mom take her up on it? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

He went on a trip with the kids, his ex, and his current girlfriend! They're all wearing custom tees...did his lady wear one that siad "stepmom" even if it made her uncomfy? We've got the update! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Will The Yellowstone Finale Live Up To The Hype?!  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Over the weekend Bert bonded with his son in the best way...with a tequila tasting! But what he really got was breakthrough that had him breaking *down* on river street! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Graduating from high school or college this May? Nominate yourself or a graduate you know for a chance to have The Bert Show crash your graduation party with a $1,000 check! 🎓✨ Tell us about the grad and the graduation party for a chance to win! https://bit.ly/4by9F9p + Someone on The Bert Show was catfished for YEARS and is going to spill all the tea at Abby’s next live podcast show! Will we see you there? https://www.eventbrite.com/e/862521303437?aff=oddtdtcreator + THANK YOU #BertShowFam for flooding our @BertsBigAdv kiddo Abby who FINALLY got sent home from the hospital after spending 245 days there. Thank you again for sending all the positivity her way!  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The NFL Draft is soooo yesterday. It's time to talk the Hot Guy Hollywood Draft! Correspondent Abby, take it away! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Her manager was hooking up with three different employees who just found out about each other! They were going to really set him up on a date by showing up at the same time! How'd it go? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ellen DeGeneres Breaks Silence On Getting “Kicked Out” Of Hollywood Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

He and his son have had an estranged relationship since his divorce from his son's mom. His kid's graduation is coming up and he's questioning if he should even attend! What do you think? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It wasn't so long ago that Abby was graduating from the University of Florida! So, she's put together a list of ALL the stuff she thinks you should do *right now* to prepare for the real world. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

She was planning on going out with a dude twice her age over the weekend, but was getting cold feet! Did she give the date a chance? We've got the update! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Growing pot and need some advice? Call 911. Takeout not tasting great? Call 911. Here are the DUMBEST reasons real people have called 911. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Is Post Malone Going Country?! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

#ChrisBrown set the internet on fire after allegedly purchasing EVERY ticket to a #Quavo show so no one could go! Smart or going too far? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The full show - PT 1 - for April 26, 2024. Follow the show! THE BERT SHOW Bonus Bert Show Episodes | Instagram | YouTube | TikTok | Facebook | X (Twitter) | Website PIONAIRE NETWORK Instagram | TikTok | Facebook | X (Twitter) | Our Shows BERT WEISS Instagram | Facebook | X (Twitter) KRISTIN KLINGSHIRN Instagram | Facebook | X (Twitter) MOE MITCHELL Instagram | YouTube | TikTok | Facebook | X (Twitter) | Podcast (In The Moement) ABBY MURPHY Instagram | TikTok | Facebook | X (Twitter) | Podcast (The Break Up Break Down) CASSIE YOUNG Instagram | TikTok | Facebook | X (Twitter) | Podcast (Real Tall Tales) TOMMY OWEN Instagram | Facebook PRODUCER K. LEE Instagram | Facebook | Twitter PRODUCER KEITY Instagram | Twitter | Podcast (In The Moement) PRODUCER REBECCA Instagram PRODUCER JACKSON Instagram PRODUCER AMBER Instagram | X (Twitter) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The full show - PT 1 - for April 26, 2024. Follow the show! THE BERT SHOW Bonus Bert Show Episodes | Instagram | YouTube | TikTok | Facebook | X (Twitter) | Website PIONAIRE NETWORK Instagram | TikTok | Facebook | X (Twitter) | Our Shows BERT WEISS Instagram | Facebook | X (Twitter) KRISTIN KLINGSHIRN Instagram | Facebook | X (Twitter) MOE MITCHELL Instagram | YouTube | TikTok | Facebook | X (Twitter) | Podcast (In The Moement) ABBY MURPHY Instagram | TikTok | Facebook | X (Twitter) | Podcast (The Break Up Break Down) CASSIE YOUNG Instagram | TikTok | Facebook | X (Twitter) | Podcast (Real Tall Tales) TOMMY OWEN Instagram | Facebook PRODUCER K. LEE Instagram | Facebook | Twitter PRODUCER KEITY Instagram | Twitter | Podcast (In The Moement) PRODUCER REBECCA Instagram PRODUCER JACKSON Instagram PRODUCER AMBER Instagram | X (Twitter) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Our Interns CRUSHED Their Goodbye Raps! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Britain Has Declared War On The United States?!  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Bert Almost DIED Yesterday! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

She knows her boyfriend's mom doesn't like her, but she wants that to change by reaching out to her. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Harvey Weinstein's Conviction Was Overturned?! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We've Turned Cassie's Bad Luck Streak Into A Country Song from ChatGPT. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Our Favorite Sports Broadcaster Is Back To Discuss The ATL Falcons Draft Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Bert Almost Lost His Ex-Wife's Fur Baby!  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Gisele Bundchen Breaks Down After Being Pulled Over By Cops Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Somebody left a vile comment on our Facebook page. And congratulations, you just won the award for Bad Take of the Week.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

You'll Never Guess The Embarrassing Reasons Why We Called 911 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

She was asked out by a man twice her age. Is crazy for going on this date?  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Women are finally speaking up about something they've suffered from during singleness. And Abby thinks she has the cure.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The 2024 NFL Draft Is Here...  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Kristin's neighbor has an emergency. How do you get crows to forgive you? Yeah, she's talking about the birds. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Full Show PT 1: Thursday, April 25 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Full Show PT 1: Thursday, April 25 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Her boss accidentally FaceTimed her while he was "playing piano" with someone she suspected wasn’t his wife. We helped her prove it was another woman with War of the Roses! Did she ever confront her boss after finding out the truth? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Do you say anything that SHOULD be a saying...but isn't? We wanna hear from you! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Rebel Wilson Has To Republish Memoir After Removing Chapter About Sacha Baron Cohen! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

*Content Warning: Eating Disorders* She developed her eating disorder growing up with her mom. Now that she's older she's in a much better place! But her mom's new diet is bringing her back to her old ways...should she say something? We’ve got Jessica Hutchinson of Honest Women Podcast on the line to help navigate this tricky topic! Listen to Honest Women wherever you get your favorite podcasts! Ps. If you want to chat more in depth, Honest Women Podcast have a Facebook group for discussions! https://www.facebook.com/groups/honestwomenpodcastcommunity Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

PLEASE! Stop the peer pressuring…Bert is asking nicely! He's not ready to enter this relationship, even if everyone wants him to! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

A good friend of Moe’s passed away and he's been trying to process it. He wants to honor him in a funny way because he believes that's what he would want and deserves! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices