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Hey it's Zoë and Milky... Just wondering if there was any good news in the city of Ottawa this week.

Alfie signed with the Leafs... The Canada Day fireworks were finally set off, with no notice, The Charge are moving to CTC and the "it's just too far" crowd are killing the buzz, long lines to get to and from Bluesfest on the LRT again - and on top of it all, John can't find a basic bottle opener.

This write-up sounds a lot less fun than our conversation actually is!

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It's Zoë & Milky... ZM!

Thanks to all for being so kind to Zoë last week. Your thoughts and love are so appreciated!

At the end of last week's show though, she did mention something about her house being broken into.... On top of everything else she's been dealing with.

We were like, "Wait. What???"

Today, we get the full story - a stranger in her home, 5 in the morning, the fear, the confusion...

Also - the floods in Ottawa following another massive storm - We talk insurance and the city's role, and how people DO come together in events like this. Zoë's mom is one of those dealing with the cleanup. And, as it turns out, Milky never shared the story of how he almost burned down his entire kitchen just a few weeks ago.

Plus - the Redblacks and the CFL. Milky's done with it all, but Zoë is seeing a few things that she really likes!

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Hey! It's Zoë and Milky!

Yes, we've been away for a few weeks, and, as you'll hear on this edition of the ZM Podcast, it was so that Zoë could deal with the loss of her longtime love, the man we affectionately referred to here as "Mr. Handsome."

We extend or most sincere condolences to his loving family and friends and are so sorry for your loss.

This conversation is about loss, about mental health, about love, about trying to do what's best for the people who matter most to you. We hope it offers you hope and comfort as well. Especially if you are going through a mental health crisis yourself, or are watching someone you love go through it.

We are committed to making this topic a central part of what we do going forward.

Please - if you, or someone you know is struggling call or text 988.

Other resources are available to you as well at 211.

ZM

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Hey! It's ZM! Today we talk to Mrs. Roper about her and 300 other Mrs. Ropers - and you should be one of them - who will be on board for an evening cruise on the Ottawa River July 24th for a girls night of dancing, drinks and dressing like the 70s TV icon!

Get your tickets at www.girltrips.ca

Also this week - Zoë talks more about her gig as your in-house co-host at Ottawa Blackjacks games, Tim's has plain Timbits back (Milky believes he and you played a roll in that) and why can't people just be happy for others?

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A ridiculously fun conversation this week - Milky bought a new car, and that meant having to deal with rush hour traffic for the first time in years, and the nightmare of being on hold.  97 minutes is a LONG TIME! Zoë has HUGE news about a new job with a local sports team!

The Ottawa Charge are (as we record this) 1 win away for advancing in the PWHL playoffs, we’re excited to see the Titans sell out - and again on Mother’s Day!  Zoë was at the home opener and didn’t have too bad of an experience taking the LRT!  It wasn’t completely without issues though.  Of course.

We have some fun with the word “kilometres.”  How do you pronounce it? It’s spring, so that means tulips and dog poop bags in the trees at the dog park. Plus we talk McHappy Day and Tim’s Smile Cookies and… ICE CREAM! www.zmshow.com

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Hey it's Zoë & Milky... Today on ZM we get into the disastrous playoffs for the Sens (and the captain in particular), plus the Ottawa Charge who are still in it!

Also today, a sell out for the hope opener of the Ottawa Titans, the return of Lady Dive and Poutinefest too!

And, yes, shower beer. Do you drink in the shower? Is Zoë alone on this? The entire conversation started when Milky discussed an article that says people don't face the right way in the shower!

Also, and Ottawa woman has a very unique cleaning business. Someone has to clean up a crime scene, right? (TikTok: @emmaemdecon)

New summer drinks coming to McDonald's, a dog that does gardening, the Seagull Sc-reaching Championships, Taylor Swift may have planted another Easter Egg and her fans picked right up on it...

We hope you love our conversation today! No politics, just fun banter about things that are current, cringey, crazy, comedic and cool in the Capital and beyond!

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Should a company be required to reveal to you that you are talking to / chatting with an Ai before you disclose information?

We discuss this today, after John's wild experience following an inquiry he sent to a car dealer about a vehicle. The Ai even knew he was on the radio and used it to butter him up.

We asked you, and your feelings on it do not align with the dealership's belief that customers love it.

Plus - we're cheering on the Ottawa Charge and the Sens and introduce you to a pretty unique new hot spot in Ottawa - especially if you're someone who appreciates food, cocktails, music and incredible audio!

We also look to the future of the Byward Market. It's an uncomfortable place for many to be now... Will things like the new HISTORY OTTAWA club bring life back to that area?

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Hey it's Zoë & Milky - ZM! This week, despite Milky suffering, and we mean SUFFERING from the man cold, we catch up with Ottawa comedian Lauren Lane who is launching astrology comedy nights at Laff Lounge - First show is this Thursday with an incredible lineup of local comedians who were born under the sign of Aries!

And... Before the show, Christina Hearns will be doing tarot card readings!

To book a reading, Christina is at https://www.christinahearns.ca/

We've got 10 tickets to give away - simply text 613-604-6464!

For more on Lauren Lane see https://www.instagram.com/laurenlanecomedy/

Also this week.... Can the Sens do it? Can they hold on and make it into the playoffs? And what about the Charge?

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Hey it's Zoë & Milky... Last night we were among the 17,000 who saw the Ottawa Charge at Canadian Tire Centre - our second time going to a game - and today we tell you why you HAVE to go see them in action!

It's pretty special.Z

Also today - the closing of Kelly's Landing, and absolute fixture in Ottawa for so many years, we wish the owners so much happiness in retirement, but it's sad to see it go.

We talk chip trucks too, and have a question about soda choices.

We'll get you caught up on Celebrity Stuff including Taylor Swift, Megan Thee Stallion, Sydney Sweeney, Céline Dion's comeback, our first time hearing RUSH with Anika Nilles on drums and more!

Montreal is always worth a road trip - but rotisserie chicken may be another reason to go... And Google is now letting you change your gmail address.

And on This Or That And Why... is white chocolate even chocolate???

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Today Zoé And Milky discuss Zoë's night at the Laugh For The Cure event! Plus she also went (willingly) to karaoke and the Bytown Theatre!

We also try to figure out what the artistic angle was to Mayor Sutcliffe's recent "good morning Ottawa" photo. They do say great art gets people talking.

Also - HUGE news this week for Ottawa entertainment as HISTORY gets set to open in the old Chapters location at Rideau and Sussex. Wallflowers and Pretty Reckless are among the names announced for it's first month of shows! We're beyond excited, and the cost of tickets isn't too bad!

Speaking of reasonable... A Jays game for a family of four is under $300. We also tell you about the new 9-9-9 challenge happening at many MLB parks this season. Zoë says she could do it. Milky says there is no chance he could. Could you?

Milky misses his longtime jeweler and turns to you for advice on a great, local, independent place to get a diamond replaced in a ring.

Plus - the return of the "Walkman!" We hope you still have some of your cassettes!

Celebrity stuff this week includes raunchy texts being sent to Sabrina Carpenter. People say it's Shaq. He says it's not. We think we know who it could be!

News nuggets on this episode include the UFC steps up to help BC school shooting victim and we're now officially huge UFC fans because of it!

And we're putting together the ultimate fast food meal! What chain are you going to for each of the following - a burger, a chicken sandwich, fries and a drink?

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How done with winter are you? We're so over it! As we sat down to record this episode, Environment Canada issued another Special Weather Statement about another snow dump on the way.

But we both had fun weeks! Zoë got to see the Sens AND got a puck! And Milky is going to try the much talked about Spyce Girlz spices!

Zoë got carded... We wonder why people get upset about that, and about when they're offered the senior's discount? TAKE IT!

Also this week:

Celebrity Stuff - Val Kilmer set to star in new movie thanks so Ai - Carly Rae Jepson's a mom now - Jay Z is now Jaÿ Z - and Chuck Norris passed away.

Duh Of The Day - Zoë awards our FISHY Award to the most D'uh of Three D'uh's Of The Week

News Nuggets - Punch The Monkey has a girlfriend - BYOB To Events This Summer - Tired Of Tipping? Most of us are.

Plus - we're craving a GREAT egg roll! Where do you suggest we go? It's another round of This Or That And Why!

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Hey! It's Zoë & Milky back with more conversations covering what's current, cool, comedic and cringey in Canada's Capital and beyond!

Today, we talk about the PWHL's Ottawa Charge who are said to be in talks with the Ottawa Senators about moving to Canadian Tire Centre... And we discuss the embarrassing home game this week where Montreal Canadienne fans overwhelmed our arena and then trolled us online calling it Montreal's other home. And, they're not wrong.

Plus - inspired by Alan Doyle's visit to Ottawa (and other cities on his current tour) we asked you what he's been asking his followers - where's the best place in Ottawa to get a cup of coffee with a friend? Milky had no idea we had this many coffee shops, let alone great ones! Zoë, meanwhile, feels she lives in Ottawa's "coffee district" also known as Hintonburgh! And yes, we'll reveal the top vote getter!

News Nuggets this week include - a women being told to take the surgical screws out of her head herself, snake yoga, never trust your kids with your phone, and churning butter while jogging.

In Celebrity Stuff - What's in the Oscar "loot bags?" Plus, Pussycat Dolls are back, the BS celebrities put up with from fans and when enough is enough, Dakota Johnson bares it all and Drew Barrymore's show signs on for 2 more years!

And, it's a spring themed round of This Or That And Why!

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And the debate is on... Why do so many people hate daylight saving time? Are you team Zoë or team Milky on this one?

Also this week...

TikTok phenoms Leroy & Leroy visited Ottawa

We used Ticketmaster and it really is a disaster

The safest and least safe cities to drive in, in Ontario (the answers will likely surprise you!)

Spice Girls vs. Spyce Girlz - an Ottawa entrepreneur finds herself in quite the mess

Ontario man arrested in Vegas for doing WHAT to a Flamingo?

Why Thin Mints are better from the freezer (who knew!?!?!?)

More bad and sad news for Britney Spears

Harry Styles shirtless

And on This Or That And Why... We ask, would you rather a Shamrock Shake or Green Beer? Irish Stew or Lucky Charms?

Think of it as your on-line neighbourhood café - where you listen in on conversations covering what's current, cool, comedic and cringey in Canada's Capital and beyond!

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Today Zoë and I kinda fall backwards into a conversation about Ottawa and it's reputation as being a city that is in denial about all things sexy.

It wasn't that long ago that Ashley Madison ranked us as the #1 city in North America for affairs. There were several swinger clubs with street front signage.

With Ashley Madison re-branding, and with new stats that show more and more couples are in open relationships we couldn't help but wonder why Ottawa seems to portray itself as somewhere that adult fun not only can't exist, but doesn't exist.

Also this week, we hear about a 4 eared cat who the internet has fallen in love with, a grandfather made headlines this week after his hilarious license plate was taken away, and the cottage used in Heated Rivalry is now available on Air BnB!

Zoë's got some thoughts on Brady Tkachuk following the games in Italy, plus - police are now using drones to catch people who continue to drive with their phones in their hands. We wonder WHY people still do this? Connecting to your car is easier, safer, and legal.

And John speaks for the first time about the loss of his friend Lowell Green. Lowell's last shows were co-hosted by John on the internet radio platform he launched.

And, as promised, here's the link to a BuzzFeed page you should bookmark for when you need a feel good story: https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&opi=89978449&url=https://www.buzzfeed.com/arsheenkaur44/wholesome-internet-posts-february-23&ved=2ahUKEwiD1Lqa-_ySAxUkxuYEHT9kITkQFnoECBoQAQ&usg=AOvVaw0OSJjYJqcwq4RlwsZPUWev

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It's Valentine's Day, and Ottawa comedian Lauren Lane, a rising star in Canadian Comedy, is producing an all female standup show at Ottawa's Laff Lounge!

She tells us about the show, gives some insight into the hard work and dedication that goes into standup, and invites you to the countless, incredible comedy shows and open mics that happen in our city most nights of the week!

She also shares a fun story of how she kinda kicked the "Night Mayor's" ass when he left comedy off of the list of fun things to do in the Nation's Capital!

Plus... We get into some of the nuttier stories from this past week with our News Nuggets, including pet names that people hate. How did "Bae" become a thing, and why "Daddy" is NOT ok with many of us.

And we ask... If someone you knew were to look inside your car, would you be embarrassed? Why? What's in there that you don't want people to see?

Plus, F Bomb at the curling in Italy, and our thoughts on Canada's performance at the Olympics so far... And The Ottawa Charge are heading back to Canadian Tire Centre. We're going!!! You should join us!

Every week we cover what's current, cool, comedic and cringy in Canada's Capital and beyond!

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Hey it's Zoë & Milky (or as we discover this week, Zoë prefers Zo-ayyyyyyy)

What a fun conversation! We wonder who in the world thought to name a day in FEBRUARY as "work naked day" - clearly they can't be Canadian. We also discuss Shower With Friends Day which was also this past week.

We loved watching Kylie and Jason Kelce learning to curl on TikTok this week, and that leads to a conversation about which rink in Ottawa is the best for curlers... And for showering with friends.

We introduce you to a 90 year old Instagram star from New Brunswick, take on the Tate McRae controversy, and learn why Elmo is pissed at Taylor Swift. Wait... .What????

We loved the opening ceremonies at the Olympics and run down some of the new events you'll see this year, and we discuss the NFL championship game (not allowed to use the S name apparently) and determine that the team in blue will win. haha... We also look at some of the silliest things you can actually bet on as it pertains to the game.

Our conversations are always a lot of fun, unrehearsed and, frankly, just two unhinged dumb dumbs set loose on the internet!

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We believe we have solved one tech issue and creating another. Typical ZM.

Also

- Normal things that gross you out

- Best Drinks To Impress A Date

- Most Romantic Places

- Coldplay Concert Couple Inspires Superbowl Ad

- Oddsmakers Pick Grammy Favourites

- What is Cigarette Mom rock?

- Heated Rivalry In Ottawa

Covering what's current, cool, comedic and cringy in Canada's Capital and beyond!

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ZM is Zoë & Milky - fun conversations every weekend where we cover what's current, cool, comedic and cringy in Canada's Capital and beyond!

Today we get caught up after both being away last weekend - But of us finding our own kind of fun!

We're joined by Euan who is part of the production of One Small Misstep playing this week at the Gladstone Theatre https://thegladstone.ca/ for tickets and more info!

This week - You just never know what kids will say, including one 5 year old who told his teacher that Mommy makes videos in her bedroom. Except it's not what you think. It's pretty cute, actually.

We look at some of the items being offered on Gwenyth Paltrow's Goop Guide for Valentine's day. THAT's always a good laugh!

A Reddit thread caught our eye this week - reasons you chose to NOT hire someone. OMG people can be stupid!

This week's Celebrity Stuff includes news that David Letterman is returning to Canada after almost 50 years, Martin Short did a bad, bad thing at Selena Gomez's wedding, and fans in Russia are risking jail to see Heated Rivalry. Just how hot IS that show?!?! And, OMG we can't wait to see the new Canada Shore Show which is shot in Kelowna BC! ... Speaking of, that city is home to our Doozie Of A D'uh Of The Day winner this week!

Thanks for choosing us to keep you company on your commute, while you work out or walk the dog! We're online (including links to our Youtube) at www.zmshow.com

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Hey! It's Zoë & Milky - Covering what's current, cool, comedic and cringy in Canada's Capital and beyond!

We have a fun story this week featuring predictions they made in the 50s about what life would be like today. Some of them are pretty hilarious!

Plus - The 2025 list of things people put in their butts is out! That got quite the reaction from our live audience Haha!

Also this week - Ottawa's Capital Ribfest has a new home, NCC warning people not to ski jump across the Rideau Canal, and a dog is ok after chewing electric gloves and starting a fire.

This week we have FIVE candidates for a Doozie Of A D'uh Of The Day (it's been a wild week of weirdos for sure) and we'll run down this week's most fun news nuggets, have a look at some of the big celebrity stories from the past few days, and it's another round of This Or That And Why?!

And check out our fancy new website! Yes, we overhauled it again - but the new features, including our Youtubes and the ability for you to send voice notes, was worth it!

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Happy new year from ZM! Zoë & Milky!

We’re covering what's current, cool, comedic and cringy in the Capital and beyond!

Another fun conversation this week as we get into why nobody in Ottawa seems to ever know what direction they’re going. Do you know which way is east? Or West? Or North? Or South?

We also talk about another driver being pulled over without insurance.  Add that to more than $27,000 in unpaid fines they already have.

In the GOOD NEWS department, it appears the end is near for the 6-7 craze, plus this year’s top Ai prompts people loved, and how Ai has failed us recently, world records that were broken in 2025 and Tim’s has revealed their top treats of the past year!  That got us onto the topic of fast food and Zoë wondering why her Big Macs always look like they lost a wrestling match. Meanwhile Milky has found the only place in Canada that seems to know how to do a Whopper right! We talk fashion, since Zoë slayed with her new year’s outfit!  Plus, are weight loss drugs worth it?  Milky’s considering it.

And then there’s the entire unfortunate incident of a bird and Zoë’s car. Looking for some great conversation during your walk, or a long drive? Hi! We’re ZM! www.zmshow.com - brought to you by www.mccarthyautomotive.ca

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ZM year end podcast recorded live today at Hometown Sports Grill! Our special guest is Andre M Proulx from BlastTheRadio.com

We get caught up after Christmas - Andre got skates, Zoë got new skis! We talk skating hot spots and the love of downhill skiing and ask, if there was a skating track on Sparks Street, would you use it?

And we look forward to New Year's Eve and wonder why doesn't Ottawa, and Canada for that matter, have a huge new year’s celebration? Why do we always have to tune into the ball drop in New York City?

And while we're on the topic, are people even going lit anymore? Andre has spent many years producing shows and dj'ing at clubs. He offers his perspective.

We had some cool drinks at Hometown while this conversation took place, we hope you'll pour something that you enjoy while spending a little time with us today!

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It's ZM! Zoë & Milky! Covering what's current, cool, comedic and cringy in the Capital and beyond!

This week we discuss road construction in Ottawa. Why the hell does it take so long? Do you ever seen anybody working?

Also... The Ottawa Senators made a marketing boo boo after the Chicago game and recovered from it magnificently!

We'll keep you laughing with a new game we play called Sound It Out - where we take 3 or 4 individual words, and you have to figure out what the sentence is that, when put together, they create!

And, thanks to a HUGE response on Facebook, we get into the things people do on Facebook that give you the "ick." OMG there are soooo many things! And yes, we include the new Ai Christmas portraits that suddenly popped up this week!

Plus Gridr's Unwrapped for 2025 is glorious, women consumed a lot of naughty things on Pornhub this year, the most annoying songs of 2025, and our Dooziest D'uh Of The Week and more!

Merry Christmas / Happy Holidays from ZM! Our listener numbers continue to grow and that's thanks to you! We're grateful!

ZM

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Hey it's ZM!

This week we get into some super fun talks about everything from trying to wrap oddly shaped items, to holiday traditions we'd be ok with saying goodbye to.

We hope that will include Elf On The Shelf. How did THAT become a thing anyway???

Are you having any luck with Ai? Milky hates it and says it's not making things easier at all. Zoë, on the other hand, is using it successfully. Is this a generational thing?

This year's viral TikTok food hack involves vanilla ice cream and a little something from the LCBO. We wonder, would YOU try it? Not sure we would.

Also viral this week is an insane video of a skydiver in Australia who gets his chute caught on the plane. See it for yourself here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=X7GTyg4R390

Plus:

And bonus content for our podcast listeners (our radio audience didn't get to hear these) including This Or That And Why, should we start our own awards show, and dog poop... Why do some people hang it in trees?

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Hey! It's Zoë & Milky - back at it on ZM!

Today we discuss Zoë's recent trip to Montreal - a city that never disappoints!

Plus... John is selling his truck but doesn't want to do that privately because people can't be trusted. How does someone do this?

Did you ever get in real trouble at school? We'll tell you why we each did.

Our Spotify Wrapped could not be more different, find out why! And... Hold onto your undies - we will reveal the colour of the year for 2026! It's soooo (not) exciting!

We have our headlines of the week, including one very drunk racoon and Celebrity Stuff this week including Bad Bunny as the most streamed artist on earth, this year's performers on Rockin' New Years Eve, a milestone for Kelly Clarkson and more!

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It's ZM! Zoë & Milky! Our podcast is brought to you by www.mccarthyautomotive.ca - for all your automotive needs!

This week we wonder how people know about tree lighting at Lansdowne Park, and about the light show in the Byward Market, or football games etc. Because we're finding our feeds are muting a lot of the things we follow and WANT to see.

Also today... Why don't employers list having a gym at their place of business in their job postings?

Plus - Carrie Underwood & Mike Fisher's solution to shutting up your kids the next time they say "6-7," White Lotos star gets naked for GQ, straight men reveal the men they think are hot, an invention that would have come in handy during this week's frost, and an update to the Superman Comic, Edition #1 three brothers found among their late mothers things.

Zoë also awards are Doozie D'uh Of The Week to one stupid newsmaker!

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Hey it's Zoë & Milky back for another recap of the week in weird news and celebrity entertainment!

This week Zoë experienced Drunken Cinema! How is this the first we're hearing about it?

And Milky maintains that the CFL is such a disaster that nobody in Canada is even aware that the Grey Cup is this weekend.

Also this week, the iPhone pocket and a candy cane opener are two things that the world didn't know it needed... An Ai song is #1 on the charts, the celebrities that nobody hates, why a small group of moms want to boycott Wheel Of Fortune and a Hamilton man steels a bus and drives it better than a lot of bus drivers do!

Find out who our D'uh Of The Week is, and it's another round of This Or That & Why!

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Hey! It's Zoë & Milky with our unique spin on the lighter side of news and pop culture for this week including our Ultimate D'uh Of The Week, Memes We've Seen and more!

News this week includes two brothers finding an incredible surprise while cleaning their deceased mom's attic, this year's Toy Hall Of Fame inductees, how people are using dating apps to find jobs plus Oprah's list of Favorite Things For 2025, and, not to be outdone, Gwenyth Paltro's Goop list with some very naughty options, as you would expect.

Celebrity news this week includes Carly Rae Jepson's bit announcement, a honour for Jamie Fine, Miss Piggy getting her own movie, and Jelly Roll felt like a criminal. Wait...

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Are you finding it stressful cheering on the Blue Jays? Us too!  Soooo stressful, but so fun! GO JAYS!

Cats are horrible… Milky’s cat has proven that once again.

It was a rough week for the Milkman - his super hulk strength resulted in a smashed out window on his truck.

Zoë is celebrating the birthday of her beloved “Granny Moo” who has sure seen a lot of things in her 95 years - all of which she’s put into a memoir!

Celebrity stuff this week including… Jesse Eisenberg donating a kidney and Sydney Sweeney gets controversial again and a Kardashian is now selling lollipops for your vagina - Zoë weighs in on that in a fantastic way!

News Nuggets include a Toronto marketing company making pure gold out of a bad situation when they were sent a cease and desists from the Toronto Blue Jays, and an NHL team introduces the all new Florida Man Cam!

Memes We’ve Seen.

Who will win our weekly “Doozie Of The D’uh Of The Day” Award this week?  The drunk guy who broke into a sausage shop or the funeral home who put the wrong body on display?

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Hey! It's Zoë & Milky!

This week we'll introduce you to a VERY cool book concept - recipes that were found on tombstones!

Plus - Celebrity Stuff this week - Taylor Swift has shattered more pop music records, Kim Kardashian now selling pubic hair underwear, Britney's ex levels some pretty serious accusations in his new book, and the name Keanu Reeves almost used in Hollywood.

News nuggets this week include the cost of Halloween, a very tired mom making a very innocent mistake that she has owned up to on TikTok, teachers banning 67, and the most popular cars for birds to poop on.

We have three "stupid news" stories thanks to several boneheads who live among us... A strip club disagreement sees cheeseburgers fly, man pees at the altar at The Vatican, a cat survives a 100 mile ride on top of a car - we'll announce our first ever D'uh Of The Week.

Plus, memes we've seen, This Or That & Why and an unabashedly bad joke!

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It's Zoë & Milky.... Cheering on the Blue Jays like most of Canada!

Meanwhile Zoë got to ride in the car on the field at the Redblacks game...

Milky's feeling the effects of his new show that has him up at 5am.

We discuss people who offer their opinions when their opinions were never asked for. Grrr

The new Taylor Swift album is out... And OMG!! Even more exciting is Taylor's media tour so far! And that she's been inviting a number of radio personalities to her wedding. Could that bode well for Zoë & Milky??? We hope so!

And... We discover what our email address actually is!

Join us each week when we talk about things. And stuff.

ZM

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Milky's back from a few months away - but getting home was anything but smooth. Why do vehicles always breakdown on a highway on Sundays or statutory holidays? We discuss.

Also... Cheering on the Blue Jays and giving up on the CFL.

And you best believe we discuss Taylor Swift - 1 week to her new album and we're still hoping she'll be the halftime performer at the Super Bowl! Fingers crossed!

This is ZM!

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A hot take from Zoë this week on ZM! Was Taylor behind a rolling black wall to hide a baby bump???

We discuss!

Also... Tims and Canadian Tire are teaming up! Franks does coffee? Both companies could offer their own version of rolling up the rims...

Plus details of this weekend's Rockliffe garage sale, Milky met up with Zoë's parents in New Brunswick, The Epic Ride For Mental Health along with this week's News Nuggets, Celebrity Stuff and another game of This Or That And Why!

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Weekdays I get to tell share some of the weirdest and most wonderful stories of the day on radio stations across North America.On Saturday, I compile the "best of" and team up with the incredibly funny Zoë Thorne and bring them to you on the ZM Podcast!

Live streaming on Facebook this afternoon and available on demand wherever you get your podcasts!

This week:

- OMG we've actually seen some work from Ottawa's "Night Mayor!" Although, we're kinda disappointed. (Shocking, we know!)

- Canada ranked one of the smartest counties in the world!

- Typo leads to paying $34,000 for internet- New record for walking on Lego

- Is the "Tin Can" this year's hot Christmas item for kids?

- Hamilton man's wallet found at High School after 51 years

- Plus CELEBRITY STUFF including a look at tomorrow's MTV Video Music Awards... Canadian among 5 new additions to SNL! and Billboard's Song Of The Summer of 2025!

Plus the best "John Jokes" of the week, the Dum Dum's Of The Day and This Or That & Why!

ZM - we'll keep you laughing in the car, at the gym, on your walk or while you're dancing naked in your living room!

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Hey it's ZM! Zoë & Milky!

Just two buddies talking about their week, and running through some of the oddest and most fun news stories of the week - including a woman caught driving with stairs attached to her car, a husband who dug through 2 tons of garbage to recover his wife's rings, and WTFlorida woman arrested after dressing up like a hot dog.

Also - Celebrity Stuff! Yes Travis & Taylor got engaged! We're so happy! Anything that gives people joy and provides an escape is ok by us!

And don't miss some of the 70 World Records that nobody has tried to break! Could you be the new world record holder for one of these?

New episodes every Saturday!

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Hey it's Zoë & Milky!

This week we ask if you know these terms that have just been added to the Cambridge Dictionary, including "Skibidi," "Delulu," and "Tradwife".

Also... The Redblacks aren't just a horrible football team, it's being played on field that looks like hell on TV. We wonder how this has not been addressed.

Plus... Lil Nas X caught walking around in his undies, Joe Jonas joins the mile high club and Taylor Swift's new album will be available on... Cassette???

Need some GREAT friends to join you on your walk or while driving to the cottage? Hi! We're those friends! ZM!

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Hey it's ZM!

This week we discuss Ottawa Pride and how the haters are back out in full force.

Taylor Swift addressed how she handles hate this week when she launched her new album! You bet we discuss that, plus we wonder IS she going to be doing the 1/2 time show at Superbowl? She left a lot of Easter Eggs that suggest she might!

Zoë ran into a Karen this week and it's still buggin' her.

Our dogs did dog stuff... Plus Celebrity Stuff, News Nuggets and more!

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Zoë & Milky get caught up after the week that was!

Zoë saw her favourite musical, Hamilton, at the NAC in Ottawa and it more than lived up to her expectations!

John visited the new container-ship village in Saint John NB and it's a game changer! If you're traveling to the Maritimes this summer, you should see it!

Plus weird news this week, including aliens coming to earth, and a few viral trends that are just... Odd.

Two friends inviting you into our conversation - just like if you were sitting next to us at Tim's!

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Hey it's Zoë & Milky...

What a traumatic week for Zoë. Her dogs ended up locked in her car in the heat. What would YOU do in that situation?

But that's not the only thing that happened.

We talk Redblacks with a big win, amazing shows coming to Hard Rock Casino plus our takes on some of this week's oddest news stories - like a 102 year old woman arrested for flashing and what people do with their nail clippings.

We dive into some celebrity stuff - yes, even Justin Trudeau and Katy Perry get mentioned. Is that a business relationship or are two freaky deeky people finding each other?

Want company for a one hour walk at the park, or on your drive? We have GREAT conversations just like this each and every week!

ZM!

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Hey it's ZM! Zoë & Milky - with our weekly conversation about some of the most fun events of the past week - including the Toronto Blue Jays! Best record in baseball!

Plus - they set a new record for hot dog sales, so there's that!

Chappell Roan's new song gives a lotta love to Canada, we lost a number of major celebrities this week too.

Also... A cat who steals undies, an influencer swims in bubbles that aren't at all what she thought they were, POO inspectors and octopus hot dogs?

It's a fun hour with fun friends... Z & M!

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Hey it's ZM! Zoë & Milky!

Zoë was away last week but we're back to get caught up on Bluesfest, weird news of the week, and more!

Plus... Zoë logged on to Zoom today holding a new puppy, so we'll find out what that's about!

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Hey! It's Zoë & Milky back at it!

This week we discuss the new Hard Rock Hotel & Casino that has just opened in Ottawa - plus the O-TRAIN to the airport is very different than what we thought it was!

Capital Ribfest at City Hall has had to cancel - we weigh in on some locations this city seems to under-utilize.

Plus this week's Celebrity Stuff, and a few news nuggets as well... Including a new survey that reveals the top 10 places people say they'd like to get it on!

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Hey! It's Zoë & Milky!

This hour is packed with fun conversations including... The best and worst celebrity kissers! Have you kissed anyone famous? Who was it? How were they? zoemilkman@gmail.com

Also... Ottawa's Night Mayor DOES exist! And the Redblacks marketing continues to miss the obvious.

A new viral trend has people putting hot peppers in their wine, World Naked Biking Day is coming up, a Call Her Daddy docu-series is out this week (we're very excited!), plus News Nuggets, Zoë's dad sounds like Garth from Wayne's World, and we play This Or That & Why!

Catch us on BlastTheRadio.com and on CJRO FM Ottawa

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Hey it's Zoë & Milky! ZM!

This week... An internet survey has revealed the sounds that make us the most upset.

Plus... What men are REALLY thinking, The 50 Best One-Hit Wonders of the 2000s, Orgy DJ's are a thing (who knew?), New Relationship Trend: Arbitrary Anniversaries.

After the Scripps National Spelling Bee we present the 10 most commonly misspelled words.

And this week's Celebrity Stuff, News Nuggets and more!

If you love pop culture and fun conversations with friends, this hour will give you a giggle!

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It's Z&M! Zoë & Milky!

This week we'll tell you about our first ever experience at an Ottawa Charge game... In a nutshell YOU SHOULD GO!

Zoë was also there for the Titans opening game!

We talk about the insanity of Ottawa's roads and wonder if cyclists should require licenses.

The King is coming on Tuesday, which explains all the military aircraft noise at the airport.

Thanks for putting us on to keep you company while you walk!

ZM

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This week we talk Mother's Day and Zoë has some gift suggestions for your special mom!

Kawartha Dairy is coming to Ottawa... We'll tell you where you can already get their ice cream here in town!

The new dock at Dow's Lake!

No Ottawa bar made the list of Canada's 50 Best Bars and we think that's just wrong. Does Ottawa have any good bars? We know of a few!

The new police facility on Prince Of Whales Drive is sinking. Can we build anything in Ottawa that actually isn't a disaster?

We record live on Facebook on the weekend - thanks for downloading us on your preferred podcast platform!

You can also hear us on BlastTheRadio.com and on CJRO FM!

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Hey it's ZM! Zoë & Milky!

This week we share our thoughts on what was a great season for the Sens but do wonder why our fans don't get the same coverage on TV as the blue and white team's fans do.

Also... Poutine-fest is on, the age where your unhealthy habits begin to affect you, Smile Cookies, McHappy Day coming up and we'll be at Nurse's Week again this year!

Where are the teenagers who are willing to work? Do teens today mow lawns? Babysit?

We share memes we've seen, and it's another round of "This Or That And Why?"

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It's ZM - Zoë & Milky!

This week we talk about The Sens still being in the playoffs, and the ridiculous "Go Habs Go" controversy in Montreal.

Patios are being fined for being a few inches on the sidewalk in Ottawa - For the third week in a row we ask "Where is this Night Mayor of ours??? Bueller... Bueller... Buller..."

What's your favourite alternative term to tell someone EFF YOU? We have a fun list... Plus a list of new abbreviations your kids are using when texting. You'll want to be aware of some of these.

We're live on Facebook every weekend and available wherever you get your podcasts.

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Hey it's ZM! Zoë & Milky!

Today we discuss the excitement in Ottawa with the Sens back in the playoffs and it's a battle of Ontario no less!

But who can afford tickets? And if you can, are Leafs fans more obnoxious than other team's fans?

Also this week... Why don't grown ups get Easter baskets? And if we did, what would be in them? We also discuss Peeps which are just friggin' gross.

Neighbourhood Pub on Baseline is closing, and changes at Brass Monkey... And we tackle a list of "Which would you rather, and why?"

We record live on Facebook Saturday mornings/middays!

Thanks for listening!

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Hey it's Zoë & Milky... ZM!

Today we talk about Record Store Day and introduce you to two new artists we've fallen in love with!

Plus... The Sens are in the playoffs, the Jays had huge news too! Have you ever been to a game?

Have you heard of Odd Bunch? It's super cool!

Our friends are McCarthy Automotive are semi-retiring, we're excited to introduce the new owners!

The cars stuck in the Laurier Parking Garage are finally free!

New episodes every Saturday.

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Ottawa people will, no doubt, know "Jungle" Jim Jerome from his days at TSN 1200. Jim is a well known personality across Canada, often serving as the emcee at the Brier and other major curling events, golf tournaments and more!

These days he's heard on three podcasts and joins us to discuss an incredible business he's launched to capture the stories and memories as told by your loved ones!

To find out more, and/or to book him to capture your invaluable family stories head to http://www.yourstorytold.ca

ZM

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Hey it's Zoë & Milky... ZM!

We've come to realize that we're not the only ones wondering why we never see or hear from Ottawa's "night mayor." Local comedy clubs say they've never seen him... Why is there not a website or blog where he's updating us on where he's been and engaging? We discuss.

Also this week, McDonald's is said to be returning to Rideau St, so bring on the racoon fights! A new indoor amusement park for Kanata, how about those Sens?!?! Have you been to a game? Milky hasn't but Zoë's "boogie" work life has her going to a few.

And, Zoë has some GREAT news from Laugh For A Cure!

New shows every Saturday live on Facebook and then here for you in podcast land!

ZM

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Hey it’s Zoë & Milky! Today we talk with Michael Bell whose David Bowie celebration show comes to the Shenkman Arts Centre in Orleans on Saturday April 19th.

Tickets on sale at https://shenkmanarts.ca

Also check out his website at  www.thebowielives.com

Jelly Roll was back in Ottawa blowing us away! Milky’s still waiting on his new green bin. He also can’t believe how much a hair cut actually costs.

What becomes of the Bay locations in Ottawa now? Especially the Rideau Centre one. Milky has ideas for St. Laurent Shopping Centre, but that’s falling on deaf ears.

A quick trip to Montreal reveals that their LRT is a lot sexier than our basic bitch system.

The joy you feel when you discover that you’re not the only one whose Christmas tree, which is still up, is actually a Current Holiday Themed Tree!

Some great news! They are recovering cars from the collapsed garage on Laurier St.!!!

Plus we share some of the great memes we’ve seen this week and end things with some dirty jokes.

Thanks for spending some time with us! New episodes each weekend!

ZM

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Hey! It's Zoë & Milky!

Today... Why finding a partner who is good at succulents is important.

The Faces Magazine Awards were announced.

We celebrate St. Patrick's Day, our friends at the all new Hard Rock Casino have a chance for you to win an AWESOME VIP package www.rideaucarletoncasino.com

The danger of ebikes as the weather gets better.

OPP charge 2 drivers for talking on their phone as they drove past officers cleaning up and accident. We wonder, is connecting your phone to your car really that difficult??

Milky's nightmare with the UPS store in Ogdensburg, we find out if Zoë managed to score a Brooke Henderson bobble head, and we're so excited to be invited back to several events, including Nurse's Day at Queensway Carleton Hospital!!!

We don't want to get political, but we get political for a few minutes. It's unavoidable. But we'll give you a giggle at the end with this week's Memes We've Seen!

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Hey it's Zoë and Milky... ZM!

Milky got splashed by a driver this week, we ask "why is it always the BMW driver who does that?"

Also we wonder just where the Night Mayor is, and what we'd love to see added to Ottawa for entertainment.

Amazing things Canadians are doing to stand up for Canada, an incredible musical sound that we bet you can't identify, great service and not to great service we experienced this week and more!

It's fun, it's off the cuff, it's two friends inviting you into our conversation each week on ZM!

Photos of Goose vs. Eagle: https://www.instagram.com/msequeiraphotography?igsh=Z2EzY29paWx5ZG5u

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Today Zoë introduces us to a milk that lives forever on your shelf. Ewwww David!

Plus we talk about the parking garage collapse, why we've dubbed Bluesfest BLAHFest for 2025, and the cancellation of the Kemptville Live music festival.

Someone stole Milky's Green Bin. Meanwhile Zoë's black bin is also MIA... We talk hair, we talk comedy, we talk about a bunch of things that will keep you company as you shovel your driveway again, and again, and again.

And please Vote for Zoë as best Ottawa radio personality: https://facesmagazine.secondstreetapp.com/og/7666f3c5-8df6-42f1-a807-54a7b5558c4b/gallery/474425836

ZM

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It's our weekly get together! Zoë, Milky and YOU!

Today, Zoë the car nut discovers that Princess Auto is so much more than car stuff! We even picked up an amazing mic stand for her from there!

Also... Canada's win at 4 Nations, apps galore helping Canadians buy Canadian goods, and making meals out of whatever we have around.

A fan files for divorce after her husband boos Taylor Swift at the Superbowl...

Milky feels Zoë should try her hand at standup and shares some of his two experiences trying it.

And we've brought back the Back In My Day Battle! Can you guess who said "Sit On It" and what "Golden Sounds" are?

Plus... Facebook Funnies & Meme's We've Seen

Need a laugh? Here we are!

ZM

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After many names for this show, we've scaled it all back and made it simple on ourselves... Let's just get together once a week and talk about whatever needs to be talked about.

For lack of a better name, just call this podcast, ZM.

She's Zoë, and I'm Milky.

Today we discuss the sudden ugliness between Canada and the USA, none of which makes any sense. And Milky shares some of what he experienced while in Florida last week.

Zoë has been nominated for the first time ever as best radio host and she's, rightfully, very excited about it!

Valentine's Day and Milky's birthday just went by.

Snow, snow and more snow!

And... There's a wine Milky likes... If only he could remember the type of wine it is.

Just two unhinged dumb dumbs set loose on the internet.

ZM.

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Depends has teamed up with a drink company to create rock n roll diapers you can wear to concerts!

Only on The Milkman Show.

Also today... Keith Whittier reviews Hot Frosty (it doesn't suck) and My Old Ass!

Tips for pet proofing the tree, 2024's winners and losers, Taylor Swift Book filled with errors, and more!

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Hey! It's Zoë & The Milkman!

Today... 10 things you'll see in EVERY Hallmark Christmas Movie, top pet names for 2024, Matthew Stapley does a psychic reading for another one of our listeners, Taylor Swift is the most _______ on Spotify, Tik Tok Trends, The Milkman Show's Gotta Know - your top winter comfort foods, Empowerment Coach Suzie drops by, today's Fun Facts, The Groan Before We Go and... Our Spotify Wrapped is here... The Milkman Show saw an 83% increase in listenership in 2024!

Find out why when you listen to www.milkmanshow.com

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Today... The most common questions kids have at Christmas.

Plus... it's List Day - the day where Santa decides if you go on the nice list or the naughty list. He also pays us a visit in the studio.

A new dive bar perfume, Celebrity Stuff, Facebook Funnies, The Daily D'uh along with the Back In My Day Battle today... Rolling Stone's Top Songs of 2024 will surprise Swifites especially, Empowerment Coach Suzie shares more motivational tips to get you through the week and more!

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You won't believe how much it would cost you to buy each of the items from the 12 Days Of Christmas song... Where does one even find 12 lords?

We talk boundless growth with Empowerment Coach Suzie.

Also today, the simple thing employees want the most at work, our Daily D'uh (man caught stealing 2x in 15 minutes), The Xmas song that suits you best based on your sign, a 3 year old cook has a TikTok channel you should follow, and why Zoë is super pissed at Milky.

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A company spent $2,000 on a going away party for an employee who never even quit. It's the Daily D'uh!

A golfer went viral trying to hit a golf ball over his glass house - we have the latest update.

Mail strike in Canada - alternative ways to get letters to Santa!

Road trips with kids... Some hacks to try!

Our listener, Julie, gets a psychic reading from Matthew Stapley - and more!

It's The Milkman Show with Zoë & Milky!

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Today on the Milkman Show... She stole stuff, then showed it off on TikTok! Way to go! You made it to our Daily D'uh!

Plus, another Kelce gets a podcast - details on today's Celebrity "Stuff", a long weekend in the USA means loads of TV options, family buries car and 1500 help them mourn, man crushed by car and bystanders offer to take his photo, young Swiftie auctions extra tickets for charity and... Ashley Madison's 2024 list of the top cities for affairs!

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How is a cup of coffee worth $480?

We tell ya on today's Milkman Show!

Plus... Our picks for the Billboard Music Awards, the rudest things you can do at Thanksgiving / Christmas dinner, a Red Bull bandit, a human washing machine and more!

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Zoë calls McDonald's Fries "Panty Removers!"

Would you be ok with a first date at a fast food restaurant? Most people say YES!Next stop - a liquor store where you can get married!Also today on The Milkman Show - You'd enjoy weekends more if you treated them like mini vacations.Ai re-writes lines from classic Canadian TV shows.Sex With Sue's, Sue McGarvie talks dating and reminds you that you're looking for a partner, not a project.⁠Empowerment Coach Suzie⁠ talks about curating your social media feed and elevating your mind.Very viral today; a 10 year old calls 911 for help... With his homework, and on the Daily D'uh, a Nova Scotia dog sitter has bee using her clients homes to create naughty content!

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Zoë's away today... But I'm joined by Keith Whittier who offers his thoughts on Wicked and Gladiator 2 opening this weekend!

We also talk movie theater etiquette; things you should never do at the movies.

Sex With Sue's, Sue McGarvie teases her first ever Frisky Friday video livestream happening tonight, Empowerment Coach Suzie continues our conversation about boundless growth.

Also today... a $6.2 Million banana?

A spa day in Canada's frozen north could win you some money! Plus, it just sounds fun!

Apple Music's Artist Of The Year Is...

The Greatest Pop Stars Of The 12st Century have been revealed. Hailey Bieber is pissed.

Hate mornings? Try slithering out of bed!

Also... Facebook Funnies, your daily groan, headlines in a hurry and your Friday Fun Facts!

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Zoë was able to identify 4 out of the 5 top 100 hit songs of the century so far in less than one note!

How well will you do?

Play along today on The Milkman Show 2-4pm on www.BlastTheRadio.com

Also today - The best advice you're ever going to get on how to navigate dating apps. Thanks Sue McGarvie!

Empowerment Coach Suzie drops in to discuss the importance of meeting new people.

An INCREDIBLE reading for Tracy with psychic medium Matthew Stapley! Her family experienced a loss yesterday... Can Matthew connect with them? Tuned in to find out!

Plus... Celebrity Stuff, a look at just how big Wicked is going to be, a new pop culture Jeopardy is coming, and your responses to our question: If you could make up your own sign for drivers, what would it say?

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The comments from moms on the internet when they finally start to clue in that Sabrina Carpenter is not suitable for kids... Wait until they see her new Christmas Special!Plus... Target makes Santa Sexy!Today on The Milkman Show 2-4 on www.BlastTheRadio.com or listen whenever on Spotify, iHeart, Apple Podcasts or at www.milkmanshow.comAlso today... Maple Sugar in your coffee is good for you!How to be better at flirting with Sue McGarvie Therapy is in session with Empowerment Coach SuzieA live encounter with Ariana Grande!I didn't know they were hitting on me...

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Not only can rats drive cars... They love it so much they rev the engines!

Also today with Zoë & Milky... What the color you choose to wear says about the kind of person you are at the office!

Madonna needs your help... To movie or not to movie.

Son finds dad's car 41 years later and gifts it to him!

And more!

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What would you do differently if you could have a wedding proposal do-over?

A new survey reveals the top answers!

Also today... The top glam rock songs of all time, an app to track your farts, Eras Tour cuteness, the average woman has positive opinions about her body, man arrested for smuggling creepy crawlies onto a plane, memes we've seen, you daily fun facts and more!

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A Swiss company has appointed a Chief LOL Officer to ensure more laughter in the workplace! Who doesn't want THAT job!!?!?

Also today... What your favorite chocolate reveals about your personality.

Strangest baby names.

Most hacked passwords of 2024. C'mon people... Do better!

Mariah no longer the Queen Of Christmas?

Plus Empowerment Coach Suzie, Sex With Sue's Sue McGarvie, Fun Facts, The Back In My Day Battle (remember the McDLT?) and more!

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Hey it's Zoë & Milky!

Today a listener asks us for some advice... Do they share their secret recipe with a family member or not? We offer two very different solutions.

Also today... Sex With Sue on things you SHOULD discuss with your partner, Empowerment Coach Suzie talks about power hours!

The sexiest man alive was announced on Tuesday... Was this the WORST Wheel Of Fortune Answer ever? And how many pushups should you be able to do at your age?

This year's Toy Hall Of Fame inductees, a 77 year old piece of cake sold at auction (you won't believe who it belonged to) and in today's True Crime... Man goes to jail after women joke about his, um, little guy.

We pack a LOT of fun into about 30 minutes!

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Welcome to the Milkman Show with Zoë & Milky!

Today... A little celebrity gossip (John Chu missing the Wicked premiere) to strange news stories that will have you scratching your head—like a Russian billionaire offering free IVF (with his sperm) and Mattel's Wicked dolls accidentally linking to a very adult website.

Plus, a viral video teaching you how to survive falling off a skyscraper—spoiler alert, it’s terrible advice.

Get your daily dose of laughter with segments like Facebook Funnies (because who doesn't love a good chuckle?), This or That and WHY, and Sex with Sue drops by. We’ll even dive into the oddest viral trends and share the Top 10 Sexiest Bald Men (yes, Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson is on the list).

Your daily Empowerment tip with Suzie, and of course, you’ll get your fix of groan-worthy jokes and weird but true facts that’ll make you go "huh?"

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Join us for another fun and chaotic episode of The Milkman Show!

Tech issues... That aren't tech's fault.

Keith Whittier pops by with two movies worth watching this weekend.

We have ChatGPT settle a disagreement between Zoë & Milky, and then we get into the hilarious Facebook Funnies—where we discuss everything from mythical creatures to the mystery of flies and screen cursors.

We also pay tribute to Elwood Edwards, the iconic voice behind AOL's "You've Got Mail," who recently passed away, and reflect on his surprising, no-royalty deal.

Then it's time for some Udder News—stories about a Vancouver construction worker who won a Taylor Swift concert VIP experience, Hy-Vee's decision to ditch self-checkouts, and a heartwarming late-life marriage between two Texans in their 90s.

In Very Viral, we share a bizarre story of a couple who found 110 stuffed animals behind their walls.

Plus, we explore ways to unwind after some very stressful months, with tips on unplugging, enjoying music, and getting outdoors.

Things get even weirder with Big Question—what’s the strangest thing you’ve seen a neighbor do? From tire rotations to Coldplay marathons, you'll be entertained by some seriously quirky neighbor stories.

And don’t miss our Fun Facts segment—did you know one in five people has a favorite office supply? Or what the most craved food during pregnancy is? We wrap up with a Groan Before We Go that will have you cracking up.

Tune in for laughs, life lessons, and all things Milkman, now on your favorite podcast platform!

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Welcome to the latest episode of The Milkman Show! Here’s what’s in store this week:

1. Flying Hack: "Check-In Chicken"

There's a new viral flying hack that has people waiting until the last minute to check in for their flight, hoping to score a premium seat for free. It’s called Check-In Chicken.

2. Udder News

* A little boy in England is going viral for surviving his fourth open-heart surgery.

* A zoo in Virginia celebrates the birth of endangered black-footed ferrets.

* Meet Lois White, a 95-year-old pickleball enthusiast from Kansas who refuses to slow down.

3. New Relationship Trend: Using ChatGPT to Win Fights

Couples are turning to ChatGPT to help settle arguments, with some asking it to take sides or referee disagreements. But is it really neutral? We explore how this new trend could backfire if you’re not careful about how you phrase your questions.

4. Louis Vuitton’s $60,000 Doghouse

Louis Vuitton is selling a luxe doghouse for $60,000, complete with leather trim, gold-toned hardware, and a hidden hatch for easy cleaning.

5. News Nuggets

* A curious new drink combo, Dr. Nog, is making waves online.

* Jonathon Haze passes away.

* Kiefer Sutherland is set to return to action films.

* Delaware's Sarah McBride makes history.

6. The Big Question: Favorite Holiday Toy

We’re reminiscing about the best toys we ever got for Christmas or Hanukkah. Plus, we’ve got a sneak peek at the hottest toys of 2024.

7. Back in My Day Battle: Chatty Cathy

A look back at Chatty Cathy.

8. Groan Before We Go

And as always, we leave you with a classic dad joke

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Zoë's away today but The Milkman's got game!

Has the way you hold hands changed over the years? A new survey says it has!

Also... What our sleep positions say about our personality!

Plus Headlines: Truth Or Trash, Fun Facts, a drunk pig, colorblind man sees the Yellow Brick Road and more!

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No election talk here. It's The Milkman Show with Zoë & Milky...

Today, some top trends that kinda fizzled before they truly became trends.

Saying NO. We learn how a very fun 85 year old learned the power of NO.

Plus... Who said it, Jesus or Taylor Swift, today's Fun Facts, Which Would You Rather & Why, Top Trending TV Shows of the 21st Century so far and more!

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Depression got the best of Milky... After some rest we're back at it on The Milkman Show!

Today... Was Jason Kelce in the right when he smashed a loudmouth's phone?

What's the best thing you ever spent $50 or less on? (Our listeners are SO honest!)

The 2024 Word Of The Year is BRAT! We approve!

Plus Empowerment Coach Suzie, Fun Facts, The Udder News and more!

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A town is being terrorized by kids who are dressing up like animals, walking on all fours and biting people. It's a new viral trend called quadrobing.

Also today:

- Training To Avoid Hangovers

- Standup Desks Not As Healthy As You Thought

- Keith Whittier's movie reviews

- This week's new music

- Man In Greece Arrested For Sniffing Shoes, our true crime story of the day

- Extravagant Christmas ideas from the Neiman Marcus Fantasy Gift Catalogue

- Fun Facts, a really good really bad joke and more!

Zoë & Milky on The Milkman Show!

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Today!

A new perfume... Made to smell like when you walk into the produce department. Just what the world needed!

Plus... Things she hates about you.

Streisand to duet with Bob Dylan? Yep!

It's The Milkman Show with Zoë & Milky!

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Today... Drive Thru Karma! The ultimate middle finger to someone who cut in line!

Also today...

Things that are not ok to do when you're over 30.

The most influential stars under 25.

A farewell card when you're fired?

How to get that song out of your head.

Hats for cats

Fun Facts

The Candy Quiz

This week's Back In My Day Battle The Noid vs. My Scene.

Sex With Sue has six ways to create a thriving marriage, and Empowerment Coach Suzie on how to learn not linger.

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If you thought regular karaoke was bad... Wait til you hear Cat-aoke.

Also today, The UDDER NEWS including a boy's dog saves his life in Hurricane Helene.

Country Song Titles - fake or real?

New AI pet set to be your new mental health companion.

Fun Facts, dating tips with Sue McGarvie and an empowerment tip for today from Empowerment Coach Suzie!

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Zoë & Milky have figured out the secret to getting free things from some of your favorite companies!

We'll tell ya more on today's show!

Plus... We talk men's butts, and what their butts tell you about who they are!

Also today, movie reviewer Keith Whittier reviews the new Trump movie and the latest from Anna Kendrick, Woman Of The Hour.

Sex With Sue's Sue McGarvie on what your dating profile photo should include.

Empowerment Coach Suzie discusses creative expression.

Could you live off the grid? We have a formula you can use to find out!

Today's Fun Facts, Udder News and more!

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Hey today on the show, Zoë & Milky try to figure get to the bottom of just how Cookie Monster ended up being caught speeding in Germany! It’s a true story that’s gone viral!

Also today… The Bro Code Test. Just how predictable are men, really? Apparently VERY.

Plus:

- The top songs people want to hear when they die.

- Netflix gets naughty For XXXMas

- Nintendo’s new alarm clock

- Green Day’s Dookie to be re-released on Teddy Ruxpin? Yep.

- Pumpkin Spice things… Can you guess which are real, and which are not?

- Sex With Sue’s Sue McGarvie: Women like to talk, men like to have sex

- Empowerment Coach Suzie: Gratitude glow-up

Today’s fun facts, The Udder News, and a brutally bad joke of the day! www.MilkmanShow.com

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A new survey reveals that the average person has had 14 lovers... But does your partner know your number?

Also today, psychic-medium Matthew Stapley is back and connects one of our listeners with a deceased loved one who has a message for them!

The top Halloween costumes for 2024.

What you listen to can impact your driving.

Sex With Sue's, Sue McGarvie on the five topics men want to talk about.

Empowerment Coach Suzie discusses Soulful solitude.

Plus... Headlines Or Hoax, Fun Facts, The Back In My Day Battle and more!

We're on HitMusicUSA.com, BlastTheRadio.com, CKDJ FM, CJRO FM and always at www.milkmanshow.com

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Today on The Milkman Show... Underwear parties! They're the new Tupperwear party... Apparently.

Also, the weirdest things women do.

Apple users really don't like Android users.

Your biggest fear.

And today's Udder News, Fun Facts, Facebook funnies and more!

Welcome to our new listeners on HitMusicUSA.com!

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Zoë's back!

We have no idea what took so long but someone has finally translated the words to The Macarena and, suffice to say, it may not be the wedding banger we all thought.

Also today, the most searched for "Is It Weird" questions on Google for 2024 and your responses to the best Halloween candies!

Dating tips with Sex With Sue's Sue McGarvie, motivational tips with Empowerment Coach Suzie and more!

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So... Just how bad IS Joker 2?

Movie reviewer Keith Whittier shares his thoughts today on The Milkman Show.

Also today:

- Duality is the most attractive thing says Sex With Sue's, Sue McGarvie

- Bathrobes are the new big thing in fashion

- How much your boss is paying you to watch TV

- What NFL players think about Taylor Swift at games

- Empowerment Coach Suzie on why reflecting on your journey is a powerful tool

- Today's Fun Facts, and a bad joke that is SO good!

Zoë returns on Monday!

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It's The Milkman Show with GREAT news! Your Dog Doody Duties Are Done! Introducing the Poopcopter!

Plus:

- Pilot buys Pizza For Every Passenger

- New words for Merriam Webster in 2024

- Social Media's effect on relationships (Sex With Sue's, Sue McGarvie)

- Even Mariah says it's too early for Christmas, Shatner surprised to find out he's dead, AI podcast hosts have meltdown when fired

- Toilet Paper Hording AGAIN

- Learning to say NO with Empowerment Coach Suzie

- How To Live To Be 100

- Your most used phrase on a t-shirt

And more!

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Your bartender makes assumptions about you based on the drink you order! We'll run down a few for ya!

Also today:

- The Poop Rule

- Top names people give their cars

- Parenting wins

- What others wear at night

- Adult-oween

- A reading for one lucky listener from psychic medium Matthew Stapley

- Sex With Sue's Sue McGarvie with the top 5 things that great couples do

- Empowerment Coach Suzie on stepping out of your comfort zone

- Plus fun facts, The Udder News, Whatcha Watchin' and more!

The perfect 30 minutes of fun conversation for your commute!

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Today on The Milkman Show... A spicy article in Redbook about how to predict the likelyhood that YOU will have an affair.

Also today, two True Crime stories, The Udder News, including a dad who braved the hurricane for his daughter and a man who bought Taylor Swift memorabilia only to smash it.

Sex With Sue's, Sue McGarvie has a list of dating apps you haven't tried, including one that is likely already on your phone. Empowerment Coach Suzie helps you identify your strengths.

We also have some fascinating stats on what is in your closet! (Naughty, naughty!)

Plus Facebook Funnies, your daily Fun Facts, and today's Groan Before We Go!

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It's your Friday Milkman Show including a very bizarre True Crime story.

Keith Whittier is back with reviews of Demi Moore's new movie The Substance and the latest from Halle Berry's latest, Never Let Go. (www.wittywhittier.com)

Sex With Sue's Sue McGarvie drops in to discuss relationships and remind us that your partner is NOT responsible for your happiness, and Empowerment Coach Suzie is here to remind us how to recognize when it's time to walk away from a toxic person.

Plus... A Frisky Friday edition of The Groan Before We Go, Friday's Fun Facts and more!

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It's The Milkman Show! Delivered fresh every weekday!

Today... A guy accepts a challenge to get a tattoo while riding a roller coaster... We tell you how it turned out.

Also, what the color of car you drive says about you.

Plus, Empowerment Coach Suzie has more tips on dealing with difficult people, specifically today, re-framing the narrative. Sex With Sue's, Sue McGarvie helps you understand if and when a woman is hitting on you.

Your answers to today's BIG Question... What's the worst thing a passenger has ever done in your car?

We've got your Facebook Funnies, The Udder News, our daily Fun Facts and even a Groan Before We Go!

It's 26 minutes of happy for your headphones!

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Today is National One Hit Wonder Day and someone has created a list of which One Hit Wonder suits you best, based on your astrological sign!

Also today, a psychic reading from Matthew Stapley for one of our listeners who hopes to hear from her father.

Is it too early to decorate for Halloween? We have the answer.

Why are police dressing up as chickens? Today's Udder News, Fun Facts, Facebook Funnies, Whatcha Watchin' and more!

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Today we do a deep dive into an article from Woman's Day about what women wish men knew.

Also today, The BIG Question - things you can say at the pet store AND in the bedroom! Your answers are hilarious!

Plus... This Or That And Why, Fun Facts, The Udder News, Sex With Sue's Sue McGarvie on why an instant connection is probably a bad idea. Empowerment Coach Suzie discusses using empathy as a powerful tool for understanding people.

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Friends celebrates 30 years! People Magazine has a list of which Friends character should be most like you based on our astrological symbol.

Also today:

- A tour of heaven from someone who's been there

- Can you tell left from right? A woman has gone viral after admitting that she cannot.

- Purple apples? Only in Saskatchewan... Allegedly

- The most annoying words/phrases

- What we're fighting with our in-laws about

- Facebook funnies, fun facts, The Groan Before We Go

- Plus our Sues are with us today! Sex With Sue's Sue McGarvie with some flags that will tell you if you are, or are not a priority in your relationship and Empowerment Coach Suzie with some tips on dealing with difficult people.

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Let's have some fun!!! Today on The Milkman Show - Trivial skills people born before 2000 that aren't used anymore.

Also: - Every blocked family on social media? 78% have! - The worse REAL excuses given for missing work - Napping is good! Too much napping is BAD! - Sex With Sue's Sue McGarvie with 3 new creative ways to get dates! - New movies and what's on TV this weekend - The #1 answer to today's Big Question - the music act you'd book to play for your friends if you could - Fun Facts, Finn's Forecast, Empowerment Coach Suzie on developing emotional resilience.

It's a jam packed show today! ALWAYS FUN! The Milkman Show 

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A woman has been arrested for a second time for assaulting her boyfriend with a sex toy! All the details in today's UDDER NEWS!

Also today, we welcome psychic-medium Matthew Stapley who puts a listener's mind at ease after the passing of her father.

Zoë & Milky take each other on in another Back In My Day Battle, today's birthdays, it's Talk Like A Pirate Day (ugh), Sex With Sue's Sue McGarvie addresses loneliness in the dating world, Empowerment Coach Suzie addresses your living and working environment so that you can up your game!

Listener Dave has set us up with more "Would you rather and why" questions, we have today's fun facts and more!

Thanks for laughing along with us!

The Milkman Show - ALWAYS FUN!

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The US Surgeon General says that parenting is bad for your health. Find out more on this edition of The Milkman Show!

Sex With Sue discusses "The Scoogies",

Empowerment Coach Suzie has tips on mastering your habits.

Also today... 8 year old with coffee craving steals car... 1/5 people say coffee is better than sex... Hitchhiking at McDonald's... Eating dirt is good for you - plus today's Fun Facts, Whatcha Watchin', The Groan Before We Go and more!

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