The Rush Hour with JB & Billy

It’s Friday! which means we weave our way though some of the best bits of  the Rush Hour. And what a stonker of show it is.

Melbourne United’s Cole Anthony joins the team, The most underwhelming quiz on radio, “Fat Is On Fire” is back for another round , Bill Calls a pub in Ireland, and we keep you up to date with this weeks sporting action with the weekend wrap.

Also, Bill gets an offer to wash some cars in his budgie smugglers at Callum Wilkies Carwash, and of course the week would be be complete without another classic joke from Billy.

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Ricky Ponting joins Triple M Cricket! 

After Gold Coast Suns skipper Noah Anderson was discovered charading as the Team Doctor of the Australian Test Cricket team, we asked you who have you pretended to be?

We also chatted to NRL and Rugby legend Lote Tuqiri  about his part with Channel 7's Rugby League World Cup call team 

Plus there’s a special Idiot File from the archives, Tom Lynch drops in for a chat, and a special announcement for cricket fans.

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Joe Ingles joins the team to talk quitting the frothies and NBA perks.  Wednesday means another shot at winning! with the hump day quiz, we check in with the Triple M 1000, discover the fallout from Bills Tassie Devils Song, Daisy's been on the blood bank drive, we chat to Marc Murphy, and get a double whammy with Billy’s Joke.

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The team talk Blood plasma and Quarantined handbags with Michael Klim, we asked you when you've been sacked, we’ve got the latest in sports news -  and the team are workshopping a special song for the Tasmanian Devils offical club song.  Plus we’re joined by the Tasmanian Jackjumpers coach Scott Roth.

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George Dimers in the hot seat, along with your favourite brags to start off the week.   Plus our picks for the Triple M 1000, Duncan Armstrong talks past wins and future health optimisations, and Bills got another cracker of a joke.

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Listen back to Billy and Daisy's favourite moments of the week including South African TV gaffe, Topics Thomas, Mark Howard, Billy's collaboration with Justin Timberlake, Billy's idiot file, South Melbourne FC's Max Mikkola and Billy's sneezing joke.

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Listen back to some of JB and Billy's best moments of 2026 - including a Craft Attack about a Kiwi soccer player, and Aussie cricket captain Sophie Molineux.

Billy, Daisy and the crew get together for the Fat is On Fire Quiz, and we debut a new segment called Wheel of Fat.

Billy and Daisy get you ready for a massive weekend of sport, then Billy goes 1-on-1 with footy legend Kevin Sheedy.

Topics Brayshaw wants you to dob in your apprentice, we hear a very naughty French tennis player, and Billy finishes with a joke featuring whale noises.

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Billy and Daisy kick us off with the All Sport Report, chat with Aussie cricket legend Michael Kasprowicz, They ask the Rush Hour family about their health hacks, and pay tribute to Matty in the booth. Plus the ever expanding idiot file, we get Glen Boss's tips for the Everest and the Caulfield Cups and we finish with Billy's joke about a family dinner.

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Billy's had a fresh haircut, and kicks off the show with the All Sports Report - but Mitch Cleary interrupts from Marvel Stadium where all 18 AFL teams are gathered before the trade deadline.

Mark Howard calls in from South Africa to respond to being called 'The Australian Man" by his South African co-host, then Mick and Roy battle it out in the Hump Day Quiz.

Billy tells us about his new neighbours - one of whom is very familiar to the Rush Hour Family, then Mitch Clear is back with more trade news, and we ask which band will feature the most in the Triple M 1000.

Collingwood's Harry Perryman is in studio to promote the Melbourne Boat Show, but we have to play him a warning message from his fiancee's uncle.

Finally, Billy tell us a food related joke to close the show.

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Billy kicks off the show in his fashionable polo with the All Sports Report - as the AFL's trade period heats right up.

Mitch Cleary is in studio to talk about today's trades, and what might happen on the Trade Period's final day tomorrow.

Topics Thomas wants to know about the best smoko you've ever had, and our man Mark Howard had a humbling moment while calling cricket on South African TV last night.

Rugby League legend Brent Tate calls in to preview the Rugby League World Cup which kicks off on Thursday, and Billy finishes the show with a joke about an Irish boxer.

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Billy and Daisy have both been doing some gardening on the weekend, and we start the show as always with the All Sports Report - as Billy is completely agog at the finish of the Bathurst 1000.

Xander McGuire is in studio with the latest news on Carlton's Lachie Plowman and Will Hayward - who were involved in separate medica incidents over the weekend. Xander also has news on Zak Butters, Nick Blakey, Lachie Whitfield, and Dan Houston.

It's time to pump yourself up with Monday Brag Artist, Billy lists his top 5 sporting finishes of 2026, we hear what a Justin Timberlake x Billy Brownless crossover would sound like, and super producer Will makes his selection for the Triple M 1000.

South Melbourne FC super-sub Max Mikkola is in studio after helping his side cause one of the biggest upsets in Australian soccer - as they took down the Melbourne Victory to win the Australia Cup Final.

Finally, Billy has a joke about a woman who just can't - or won't - stop sneezing to close the show. 

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Take a listen to our favourite moments from Daisy's first week back on Triple M's Rush Hour - including new North Melbourne coach Jaymie Graham, Daisy having a new favourite baseball team, Dan Ginnane's musical goodbyes, Oskar Baker, Topics Thomas, an Idiot Song, Tassie Devils recruit Baxter Sruk, and Billy's Fruity Joke about broccoli

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We're looking back at some of our best moments in 2026 - but there's some new stuff in here as well!

First, Billy and 2025 Bathurst Champion Matt Payne discuss Hotlaps, then it's the Wacky World of WIlliam.

The Fat is on Fire Quiz is back - can Billy and the team nail all 20 questions from the Herald Sun Quiz?

Topics Brayshaw is talking crap street names, then Johanna Griggs calls in as Channel 7 celebrates its 70th birthday with a special presentation on Sunday night.

Billy has a go at using AI, and Tex Walker calls in after announcing his retirement - and he responds to Billy's Craft Attack.

Finally, we flash back to Billy's Joke about a stuttering man.

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It's ratings day and the boys are up and about - even more so because of a massive edition of the All Sports Report.

Triple M Cricket's Mark Taylor calls in as Australia prepares to take on South Africa in Durban tomorrow night, then Topics Brownless wants to know what you've seen tied to a car... unusual.

Rabs lays down his vote for the Triple M 1000, then soccer legend Archie Thompson calls in to preview the Australia Cup final between South Melbourne and Melbourne Victory.

We welcome Daisy with an Idiot Song full of Billy's cockups when he was in the studio, then South East Melbourne Phoenix head coach Josh King is in studio ahead of Throwdown 34 against Melbourne United on Saturday night - plus he reveals what he thinks of Wharfie Time.

Finally, Billy has a very fruity joke a member enlargement.

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Billy and Daisy fire up the show with the All Sports Report, then Channel 7 Chief Footy Reporter Mitch Cleary is in studio with all the latest trade news - including the Cats landing a star defender.

Craft Thomas has been hard at work, putting a famous catchphrase from one of Triple M's best commentators into some songs, then Daisy has his nomination for the Triple M 1000 - and Billy isn't happy with it.

Daniel and Paul battle it out in the Hump Day Quiz, then we get to know Tassie Devils recruit Baxter Sruk - who is in studio before he moves down to the Map.

Finally, Billy has a joke about broccoli to close the show.

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Billy kicks the show off with the All Sports Report as Daisy's White Sox are on the charge, then new North Melbourne senior coach Jaymie Graham calls in to talk about the new gig, and where he thinks he can improve the Kangas.

Voting in The Triple M 1000 is underway - get your votes on in on Listnr, as Billy shares one of the songs he'd like to hear in the countdown, then Topics Thomas asks for the best piece of advice you've been given.

2025 Bathurst Champion Matt Payne calls in from Mount Panorama, we back over some Brownless Craft that maybe didn't get the reaction it deserved, and former Bulldog Oskar Baker is in studio with some exciting news for his YouTube channel Duck Hook Golf.

Finally, Billy has a joke about his wife and a ghost to close the show.

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OUT - Brayshaw
IN - Thomas

We welcome Daisy Thomas back into the Rush Hour family, and kick things off with the All Sports Report - as Billy breaks some trade news.

Xander McGuire is in studio with all the other trade news and rumours Billy didn't get to, then we want you to pump yourself up with Monday Brag Artist.

Billy recaps his top 5 moments from the launch of Triple M Racing on Saturday, then Daisy ponders how Hawthorn and Collingwood will slot in some new signings in 2027.

The Chicago White Sox's celebrations after winning one Wildcard Series caught Daisy's eye, than former AFLW star Aliesha Newman is in studio to explain her design on this year's AFLW Pride Round footy.

Finally, Billy has a joke about Insomnia to close the show - will Daisy mark his return to the show with Super Plastic?

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Listen back to our favourite moments from the week - including Billy baking NRL Chairman Peter V'Landys, and the response from NRL legend James Graham.

Manchester City's financial woes reminded JB of a certain AFL club, and Brisbane Lions coach Chris Fagan joined us just days before he ended up stepping down.

We celebrate Billy's September with a musical tribute, JB has another craft attack, Billy interprets some weird sporting quotes, Brisbane legend Darryl White calls in, and we get a massive edition of Billy's Idiot File.

Finally, we hear not one, but TWO jokes from Billy.

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Listen back to some of our favourite moments from 2026, including a very strange quiz for Glen Boss, audio of a young Damian Barrett, Topics Brownless, Comm Games champion Sam Williamson, Billy's worst ever game of footy, Billy's Tex Walker retirement craft attack, Travis Head, an Idiot Song, Topics Brayshaw, and the debut of Super Plastic for Billy's Joke.

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It is hosing down outside in Melbourne, but after a quick flashback to a JB century, the boys are ready for the All Sports Report, as Chris Fagan steps down as Brisbane Lions coach.

Topics Brownless wants to know if there's anyone who works less than JB, Billy has some more All Sports Report, plus he called into Sydney's Rush Hour team to take on NRL star James Graham, then Herbie is in with some social media feedback for Billy's Kylie Minogue outfit.

Xander McGuire calls in to discuss Chris Fagan stepping down as Brisbane Lions coach, and we have a massive edition of Billy's Idiot File.

Aussie cricketer Matt Short is in studio ahead of the upcoming Sheffield Shield season, then Billy sends JB off to Portugal with a joke about sex addiction.

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Billy's had a massage today, so he's feeling fresh and ready for a big All Sports Report, as Manchester City faces all sorts of sanctions from the Premier League.

Channel 7 Chief Footy Reporter Mitch Cleary is back in studio with all the latest footy news, including John Longmire's move to the Bombers, Lachie Neale's move to the Pies, and what might happen if Isaac Heeney wins Sydney's B&F.

Sean and Ellie battle it out in the Hump Day Quiz, then Herbie is in studio as Billy's Bake on NRL Chairman Peter V'landys has drawn the ire of a famous rugby league name.

Carlton AFLW star Sophie McKay is in studio ahead of the Carlton Respects game tomorrow night against Hawthorn, and on the last day of September - we look back at Billy's highlights from this month with a musical tribute.

ESPN's Kane Pitman pops by with a look at the upcoming NBA season, and how he managed to get from the Refinery in Geelong, to interview Giannis Antetokounmpo in MIlwaukee.

Finally, Billy has a joke about visiting an Old People's Home to close the show.

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The oven is on and we're pre-heating, but first Billy has a big All Sports Report to get through - as a US sports team's manager is forced to announce his own firing.

Topics Brayshaw wants to know about your best value for money items, then three-time Premiership coach Chris Fagan calls in as the Lions celebrations roll on.

JB wants Billy to interpret some weird sporting quotes, Billy's sternum goes crack, and he comes off the long run for an almighty bake directed at NRL Chairman Peter V'Landys.

Collingwood AFLW Star Ash Centra is in studio before they take on the Dees this weekend, and Billy finishes with two jokes. 

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It's Monday after the Grand Final...nobody's here but JB Billy and Rabs - and we launch into the All Sports Report, as our man Les Kiss has the Wallabies on a winning tear.

Channel 7's Xander McGuire is in studio with a full wash-up of all the Brisbane Lions' Premiership parties, plus some breaking news out of Essendon, and some trade nuggets to look forward to - as Billy cuts up rough about the Saints demands for Rowan Marshall.

JB has a mini craft attacked based on a bad piece of play in the NRL on the weekend, then Brisbane three-time Premiership player Darryl White calls in - and has a big call on which Three-Peat team was is the best!.

Because we still can't believe what happened, Billy recaps the final five minutes of the Grand Final, then golfing star Paul Gow calls in to lament the Internationals crapping the bed in Singles to lose the Presidents Cup.

We give a shoutout to Roaming Robbo's performance post-Grand Final, then Billy finishes the show with a joke about a sad man on a park bench.

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Listen back to our favourite moments from this week, including Mark Beast Cometti, Billy's arrival at Triple M Fest, Billy's 1990 Brownlow performance, Billy's burp, JB's neighbour rant, Froffy Time, Topics Warren, and a Fruity Joke at Triple M Fest.

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Get ready for tomorrow's Grand Final between Fremantle and Brisbane with a preview from JB and Billy - featuring the stars of tomorrow's game, and some flashbacks to Billy's performances in Grand Finals.

We start with a look at Billy's stats in his four Grand Finals, then chat to Brisbane ruckman Sam Draper.

Glen and Rob battle it out for Grand Final Tickets in a special quiz at Triple M Fest, and we cross to Xavier Ellis in a Fremantle pub.

We remember when Billy bawled like a baby after the 2007 Grand Final, and chat to Fremantle ruckman Luke Jackson.

Billy recalls he how felt during the 1989 Grand Final, and he finishes with a little joke especially for our Dockers-supporting friends.

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JB and Billy are live from the Corner Hotel in Richmond in front of a raucous crowd for their Grand Final Eve Eve show at Triple M Fest - and Billy arrives late dressed as an Australian music superstar.

Three-time Premiership Lion Simon Black drops by, only to be usurped by four-time Premiership Hawk Luke Hodge - who brings the Premiership Cup with him.

Billy straightens up to deliver the All Sports Report, we get the most anticipated Froffy Time of the year, and Freo star Hayden Ballantyne arrives after driving a bus all the way from Fremantle.

Glen and Rob battle it out for Grand Final Tickets, and Xav and Katie from Perth's Triple M Breakfast show stop by for a chat after flying out of Perth at 4:45am today.

Finally, Billy has a Fruity Thursday joke to say goodbye, but is it enough to get Super Plastic?

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Billy's been to another lunch, but he's ready to go for a big All Sports Report - as the Lachie Neale suspension saga rolls on.

Channel 7 Chief Footy Reporter Mitch Cleary has more on Grand Final Team news, plus trade and free agency, then Ralph and Glen battle it out for a chance to win tickets to the Grand Final.

We pay tribute to Angry Anderson, and Topics Warren comes to the party as he asks about your animal arch enemies.

Freo ruckman Luke Jackson calls in as he prepares for the Grand Final, then Billy has a joke about a man dying from coffee to finish the show.

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Billy is infatuated with the fancy new clock in our studio, but he directs his attention towards the All Sports Report for long enough to give you a Brownlow recap, and reveal the umpires who will be officiating this year's Grand Final.

We cross to Triple M Perth's Xavier Ellis who has parked himself at Benny's Bar in Fremantle, then Robbie and Isaac battle it out for a chance to win tickets to the Grand Final.

We cross back to Xav at Benny's Bar as he speaks to some interesting characters, and Foreign Fat is back with some overseas news.

The AFL's Coach's Award will be dished out tonight, and JB and Billy both speak glowingly about Brownlow Medallist Nick Daicos.

Xavier is still at Benny's Bar in Fremantle and he's found the Manager, then Mark 'Beast' Cometti calls in to talk about Channel 7's documentary Dennis Cometti: Centimetre Perfect, which premieres tomorrow night.

Finally, Billy wraps us up with two jokes - can their powers combine to deliver Plastic?

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It's the best week of the year, and Billy's already been to a lunch, but after a quick reflection on the 1990 Brownlow Medal, he's got a bumper edition of the All Sports Report - as 'Piss Missile' is going multi-sport.

Damian Barrett is in studio with his positives and negatives from the Prelims - plus he's fired up over James Sicily and Tom Barrass' behaviour towards the umpire at the end of the game. 

JB is not too pleased with his neighbour, we've got a big announcement for Triple M Fest, Max Gawn calls in from Crown Casino ahead of tonight's Brownlow Medal, and Billy lists his top 5 Triple M Footy moments from the Prelims.

Brisbane ruckman Sam Draper calls in from his poolside balcony to talk about the Grand Final - and how he's feeling after copping a footy in the pills.

Finally, Billy goes a little rogue with his joke about having a blocked ear.

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Listen back to our favourite stuff from this week - including UK Comedian Bill Bailey, Billy's answer to the Football Media Awards, Reverse Brag Artist, Billy's letter to Zak Butters, Jack Heverin, Billy's letter to Toby Greene, the Idiot File, and a joke about a closed house of ill repute.

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Featuring SUPER PLASTIC

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Billy has a complete meltdown to start the show, possibly because he's so excited that Toby Greene is set to join his Cats - that kicks off the All Sports Report, as the Melbourne F1 GP gets a big change.

The best caller in footy Jack Heverin is in studio with a massive announcement, then Topics Brownless wants to know when you've stolen a memento.

Claremont Tigers coach Ashley Prescott joins the boys ahead of the WAFL Grand Final on Sunday, then Melbourne AFLW Captain Kate Hore is in studio ahead of Jim's Game at the MCG.

After his unsuccessful letter to Zak Butters, Billy's had more luck with a letter to Toby Greene, then we hear an enormous Idiot File.

Sydney star Tom McCartin calls in ahead of their Prelim Final against the Hawks, and Billy finishes the week with a fruity joke about Taekwondo.

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The boys are up and about because Rabsy - along with the Midweek Rub - won an Australian Football Media Award last night... back to back!

The AFMAs begin the All Sports Report - as a host of Triple M talent also took home awards; one of those is Mitch Cleary - who is in studio with updates on Toby Greene's future and North Melbourne's coach.

Tim and Lachie battle it out in the Hump Day Quiz, JB's found an interesting rumour about the Grand Final, and he's also uncovered a letter Zak Butters received from a Geelong superfan.

Hawthorn's Dylan Moore calls in ahead of their Prelim Final against Brisbane, and Billy finishes with a joke about an altercation at Bunnings.

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We start the show with a trip down memory lane to Adelaide's first game at Football Park - which Billy actually played in. Then we rip into the All Sports Report, as Travis Bazzana hits yet another piss missile in the MLB.

Topics Brayshaw wants you to dob in your apprentice, then Melbourne United captain Chris Goulding is in studio ahead of their season launching game against the 36ers on Saturday.

Billy has some goss on the VFL's Best and Fairest awards night, and he has his own version of the AFL Media Awards.

Brisbane's Logan Morris calls in ahead of their Prelim Final against the Hawks on Saturday, and Billy finishes with a joke about a man with an unfortunate name.

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JB and Billy are both back from Perth, and Billy has a brand new snazzy piece of Triple M Merch on. But not as snazzy as his All Sports Report - featuring a continuation of a pitiful sporting streak.

Damian Barrett is in studio with his positives and negatives from the Semi-Finals, as well as a look forward to what the Crows and Cats can do to bolster their lineups for next season.

JB has flipped Brag Artist on its head, as we ask for stuff you did wrong, then Billy takes you through his favourite moments from the weekend on Triple M Footy, and JB has a bone to pick with a member of Mick In The Morning.

UK Comedian Bill Bailey is in studio to talk about his new national tour, and his favourite bird. Then Billy finishes the show with a joke about a house of ill repute that's closed its doors.

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Look back at our favourite moments from this week - including NBA star Richard Jefferson, Topics Brayshaw, Callum Wilkie, Billy's Spotlight Craft, a Robbie Williams Idiot Song, JB's DM, Travis Head, and Billy's Little Johnny Joke.

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The NFL has hit Melbourne and JB and Billy couldn't be more pumped. Listen to all the current stars and former legends we spoke to during the year ahead of the Rams and 49ers at the Triple MCG.

Kyren Williams and Kevin Dotson from the Rams stopped by in March, and Tyler Davis and Xavier Smith joined us in June.

Aussie AFL star and NFL punter Ben Graham was never going to miss out on this week, then the boys chatted to ESPN's Phil Murphy.

We made 49ers legend Bryant Young watch Billy bunny-chopping Gary Buckenara, Rams recruit Trent McDuffie called in from Marvel Stadium after landing in Australia, and we get Bryant Young back in studio to reflect on his amazing career.

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The LA Rams have finally arrived in Melbourne, and in the All Sports Report, Billy details what they brought with them on their flight... and did he miss his sporting calling?

Topics Brownless wants to know about your booking cockups, we briefly hear from 49ers Legend Bryant Young watching one of Billy's most famous on-field moments, then we get an Idiot Song, and JB received a DM from Todd from Barwon Heads.

LA Rams star Trent McDuffie calls in from their training session at Marvel Stadium ahead of tomorrow's game, and the boys preview the two AFL Semi-Finals that are also on this weekend.

San Francisco 49ers Hall of Famer Bryant Young is in studio to reflect on his storied career, then Billy finishes the week with a fruity joke about a food inspector.

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Billy is concerned about one detail in the Freo Cats game on Friday night, but he puts that aside to deliver the All Sports Report - including a new world record in weightlifting.

Channel 7 Chief Footy Reporter Mitch Cleary is in studio with all the headlines ahead of the Semi Finals, then he's joined by Channel 7 teammate Xander McGuire - as the pair have started a podcast with Tom Morris about how they get footy news.

Cookie and Mick battle it out in the Hump Day Quiz, a US reporter has become a hit after trying a bunch of Aussie foods, and Billy has a craft attack involving an AI app on his phone.

2016 NBA Champion Richard Jefferson is in studio as he tours Melbourne for ESPN, then Billy has a joke about his injured budgie to close the show.

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49ers Coach Kyle Shanahan might be confused by Time Zones, but Billy is bang on time with his All Sports Report - as the Lions re-sign a big name, but other clubs aren't having as much luck.

ESPN anchor Phil Murphy joins JB and Billy in studio ahead of the Rams 49ers game at the Triple MCG on Friday, and reveals which Aussie foods he's had a crack at. 

Topics Brayshaw wants to know what you've diagnosed yourself with, we hear from some of the 49ers players on their Melbourne experiences, and Herbie has some social media feedback for Billy taking his top off after his joke yesterday. 

Aussie cricket legend Travis Head calls in as the Aussies prepare for their tour of South Africa, but JB and Billy have to take him to task after he modelled in a calendar.

Finally, Billy has a joke that JB claims doesn't even make sense.

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Billy kicks us off with the All Sports Report - with some bad news for our favourite German runner.

Damian Barrett is in studio to wrap up the first week of finals, then former AFL and NFL star Ben Graham joins the boys to preview the LA Rams and San Francisco 49ers game at the Triple MCG on Friday. Plus he shares a story of how he travelled to London to play an NFL game before immediately getting cut.

Billy takes us through his favourite moments of the weekend on Triple M Footy, and JB has some special shoutouts to give.

We take a trip down memory lane to when Billy ran a sub-par cafe with Barry Stoneham, then St KIlda star Callum Wilkie calls in from Moe - where he's just bought a car wash business.

Finally, Billy has a joke about Little Johnny and his cats... but we've got a brand new song to play us out!

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Listen back to our favourite moments from the week - including Billy celebrating September Bins Month, Carlton Premiership player Earl Spalding, Dees Captain Max Gawn, the Origins of Bins Brownless, the Idiot File, Hall of Famer Terry Wallace, and Billy's Bins Joke.

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Billy's not happy with Jay Z Clark, but he puts that aside to deliver a monster All Sports Report - as Chris Fagan steps up for Alastair Clarkson, and Toby Greene talks torps.

Melbourne Storm icon Ryan Papenhuyzen calls in as he prepares to call the Rugby World Cup on Channel 7 - but we also want to know what he's been up to - including a hard launch!

Topics Brayshaw wants to know what you've seen unusual, and we get a surprise call from Todd from Barwon Heads - but Billy is too good for him.

We bring back Froffy Time ahead of tonight's final in Freo, then it's a massive edition of Billy's Idiot File.

Carlton star Earl Spalding calls in to remember the 1995 Grand Final where his Blues did a number on Billy's Cats, then Billy finishes with a Fruity Friday Joke about a scantily-clad neighbour.

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We kick things off with North Melbourne's announcement that they have parted ways with Senior Coach Alastair Clarkson. Former club President JB gives his thoughts on the decision, before Billy wraps up the rest of the day in sport.

Channel 7 Chief Footy Reporter Mitch Cleary has more on Al Clarkson's sacking, and who the Roos might target to be their next coach - plus there's plenty of trade rumours doing the rounds.

Chris and Drew battle it out in the Hump Day Quiz, then Herbie comes in to deliver some social media feedback for Billy's spectacular fall out of a bin yesterday.

Australian Football Hall of Famer Terry Wallace joins the boys in studio to talk about life in retirement, and reflect on the Hawks' dominant decade in the 80s.

Finally, Billy goes back to the well with another Bins Joke to close the show.

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Happy Bins Day! It's the 1st of September and the bins are out later. Billy celebrates by starting the show in a wheelie bin... before he has to try and get out of said wheelie bin.

Once we've recovered, Billy gives us an All Sports Report - and he's filthied up that a Cats VFL player has gone elsewhere. Then we're excited to announce the return of Triple M Fest on Grand Final Eve Eve.

Adelaide's Ben Keays calls in before they take on the Dogs on Saturday night, then we look back at why we call Billy 'Bins' in the first place.

Topics Brownless wants to know what you couldn't remove from your house, then Melbourne captain Max Gawn is in studio in a surprisingly good mood after their Wildcard Round loss to Carlton.

Finally, Billy has a bin-themed joke to close out Bins Day.

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After a beautiful weekend Billy is so excited that he forgets to play his All Sports Report opener - but we eventually get to it, and a return of one of the best-named athletes in all of sport.

Damian Barrett is in studio with all his positives and negatives from Wildcard Round.

JB has heard word that some NBL players gave Tony Jones a chomping, then we move Billy's 5 at 5:05 up the order - where he plays us his favourite moments from the weekend of Triple M Footy.

We want you to pump yourself up with Monday Brag Artist, then Freo cult hero Patrick Voss calls in ahead of his 50th game in a Qualifying Final against Hawthorn.

Finally, Billy is having a glow-up for spring by putting on one of Herbie's facemasks, and he tells us a joke about his mate with a lisp.

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Listen back to our favourite moments from this week - including Comm Games gold medallist Sam Williamson and his lasagna, Billy calling guests the wrong name, Hawks coach Sam Mitchell, Bily's Robot Wrap, the Idiot Song, NBA star Cole ANthony, and Billy's Whale Joke.

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JB has had a very relaxing day, and Billy's been couch shopping. So he's fired up to deliver an enormous All Sports Report.

Snowboarding legend Scotty James joins the boys in studio as he gets ready to play in tonight's Legends Game, then JB shares the story of how Tony Jones first got nicknamed 'Chompers'.

Carlton Rising Star winner Jagga Smith calls in on the eve of the Wildcard games, and we get a food-themed Idiot Song out of Billy.

Brian Taylor is in studio before he calls tonight's legends game - and we get a detailed report of what happened when he nearly blew himself up trying to fix a water heater.

Finally, Billy has a fruity joke about James Bond to finish out the week.

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We begin by saying rest in peace to the great Dolly Parton - who passed away today aged 80.

Billy launches into the All Sports Report - with a comprehensive wrap of last night's AFL Awards, including a very interesting guest list on Table 12.

Channel 7 Chief Footy Reporter Mitch Cleary is in studio with more on the AFL Awards, plus the latest speculation on Zak Butters, Toby Greene, Jesse Hogan, Kieren Briggs, and Tim English.

Robbie and Johnny battle it out in a very competitive Hump Day Quiz, then JB has received an email from Warwick about all the times Billy said a guest's name wrong to their face.

Billy has the inside scoop on the latest "Internal Design" trend, then Hawthorn coach Sam Mitchell is in studio ahead of a big finals campaign - but first we have to get his opinion on some of Billy's Hawks-related Craft Attacks.

Finally, Billy has a joke about a lonely gecko to close the show.

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It's been pissing down in Melbourne, but you can't dampen Billy's enthusiasm for the All Sports Report - which includes a toddler invading a professional soccer game.

Two-time Allan Border Medallist Travis Head calls in after the Aussies defeated Bangladesh in Mackay, then Topics Brownless wants to know when your kid has interrupted something.

Billy has some footy newses with some big names re-signing, then Herbie is in with social media feedback for Billy's Robot Craft and his very poor birthday joke.

JB isn't happy with the state of barber shops in Australia, then NBA star Cole Anthony calls in as he prepares to suit up for Melbourne United this NBL season - but the boys have a warning for him about living in Melbourne.

Finally, Billy has nowhere to go but up after yesterday's joke, and he delivers some gold with a joke about whales.

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Double-header Fat has come in hot after a big weekend, and he kicks us off with the All Sports Report - as another English cricketer finds himself in hot water.

Damian Barrett is in studio with his positives and negatives from Round 24 - plus a little season review for some of the clubs who missed the finals. Plus JB has found an article that's missing one very key piece of information.

We want you to puff out your chest with Monday Brag Artist, Billy plays his top 5 moments from Triple M Footy this weekend, and we have a new segment called Fat's Robot Wrap.

Billy whips through some footy news, then Aussie swimming champion Sam Williamson is in studio fresh off his success in Glasgow and the USA - and he's brought more lasagna for Billy to eat.

Finally, a carbed-up Billy tells a joke about a confusing birthday party.

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Look back at our favourite moments from this week on Triple M's Rush Hour: including Billy's milkshake, new Carlton coach Josh Fraser, an AI article about Billy that is completely wrong, North Melbourne captain Nick Larkey, the Wacky World of William, Wheel of Fat, Billy's special Idiot File, another update on Billy's AI article, and a joke that needed help from Rabs. 

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While JB's wife does all the work around the house, Billy has been at an interesting function, and he kicks us off with the All Sports Report - which features our favourite darts man Luke Littler.

Callum Ferguson calls in from Mackay ahead of the 2nd Test between Australian and Bangladesh, then Topics Brayshaw wants to know when you've been given a clip by technology.

Herbie is back in studio with another update on the article that intimated Billy was in poor health, and as if to back that article up - Billy delivers a underwhelming segment of footy newses. 

A very special Idiot File has Billy thinking it's his best week ever, but there's more to the story.

Collingwood legend Peter Daicos is in studio to talk about his book details his family's story, including his own secret cancer battle that he has thankfully recovered from.

Finally, Billy wraps up a week of book-themed jokes with a Fruity Joke about the Guinness Book of Records.

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As we reflect on Billy's disgraceful behaviour towards Jeff Kennett during a Cats Hawks game, he kicks off the show with the All Sports Report - and it was raining piss missiles in an MLB game in MIlwaukee.

CHannel 7 Chief Footy Reporter Mitch Cleary calls in from Sydney after the Swans suspend five players for breaching club standards. Plus we wonder when Essendon will actually select a coach, and if Mitch will ever play a game of footy.

Ryan and Ivan battle it out in the Hump Day Quiz, then Herbie is in studio to read an alarming article about Billy.

We get a couple of quick hits of footy news, then Topics Brownless asks about the household items you never use.

We've got a brand new segment that includes all of Billy's other segments, then Melbourne United's Luke Travers is in studio ahead of the NBL season tipping off next month.

Finally, Billy continues his week of book-themed jokes, with a little help from Rabs.

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JB is back from Perth, and Billy had a great night at the milkshake parlour of all places - he kicks things off with the All Sports Report, where he should probably listen to audio grabs before he throws to them.

Collingwood's Roan Steele and Tarni White are in studio as the men prepare for Wildcard Round, and the women launch into their season - but Billy is particularly interested in where the name 'Roan' comes from.

The Wacky World of William looks at a bizarre competition at the Iowa State Fair, then Josh Fraser calls in after officially being announced as Carlton's permanent senior coach.

Jack Gunston and Bradley Hill are in studio together as they both play their 300th games this weekend - as Billy circles back to a personal question he asked Jack the last time he was in.

Channel 7 Chief Footy Reporter Mitch Cleary calls in with the latest on the Sydney Swans sexual assault allegations.

Billy's 5 at 5:05 has been moved to 5:45 - where his favourite moments of the Triple M Footy weekend include a new player nickname, and some former players trying their hands at commentary.

Finally, Billy has another book related joke... and we're sensing a theme for the week.

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Billy got unfavourably compared to a former footballer today, but he regroups to deliver the All Sports Report, as a swimming legend is dethroned by an Aussie star.

Damian Barrett is in studio with updates on the Sydney Swans sexual assault allegations, plus news that Josh Fraser has been named as Carlton coach. Plus he has all his positives and negatives from Round 23.

We want you to puff out your chest with Monday Brag Artist, Billy has some more footy tidbits, and a wrap of last night's Logie awards - including a bit of mail from the Channel 7 sports table.

North Melbourne captain Nick Larkey is in studio after his side's narrow loss to Billy's Cats, and we play him AFL CEO Andrew Dillon's reaction to Nick's impersonation of him.

Finally, Billy has a joke about a police raid to close the show

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Look back at our favourite moments from the week, including Billy's Tex Walker Craft - AND Tex's response. Also Topics Brownless, Larry Emdur, JB's lost Logies, NBA Star Jock Landale, an Idiot Song, and Billy's old man joke.

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Billy starts with the All Sports Report - as the Aussies struggle in Darwin, and a Collingwood legend announces his retirement.

Merv Hughes and Brad Haddin call in from Darwin with an update on the Aussies' first test against Bangladesh, then Topics Brayshaw wants to hear some UnAustralian behaviour.

Aunty Donna's Broden Kelly is in studio to talk about his new footy videogame, and why GMHBA Stadium deserves half a star.

We celebrate Herbie's birthday on the weekend, then hear an Idiot Song featuring Billy's funniest cockups with members of the Rush Hour Family.

Dees Captain Max Gawn is in studio ahead of their game against Port Adelaide, then Billy finishes with a fruity joke - and accidentally kills someone off.

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A well-rested Billy Brownless kicks us off with the All Sports Report - with a tribute to Port Adelaide's long-time boot-studder... and his very interesting name.

Channel 7 Chief Footy Reporter Mitch Cleary joins the boys with all the headlines before Round 23, then Big Kev and Johnno battle it out in the Hump Day Quiz.

JB has a story about his two missing Logies, then 2024 Gold Logie winner Larry Emdur calls in - as Billy runs through some of his less successful shows.

North Melbourne AFLW star Libby Birch is in studio as they attempt to do the Premiership three-peat this season, and Billy closes the show with a joke about sneezing. 

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Billy kicks the show off with a sharp All Sports Report, then it's time for Topics Brownless - with a topic that needs a bit of finessing.

Collingwood's Lachie Schultz is in studio after locking in a wildcard spot, then he brings in former Freo and North player Darcy Tucker to talk about their new sports underwear brand PEAKED.

Aussie cricketing legend Ricky Ponting calls in from his son's training session to talk about Australia's upcoming series against Bangladesh, then retiring Adelaide Crows superstar Taylor Walker calls in to give Billy a serve over his craft attack from yesterday.

Finally, Billy tells a joke about two old men comparing their troubles to close the show.

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As our mate Robbo would say - IT'S PISSING DOWN everywhere today, but you can't dampen the mood in the Rush Hour studios - as Billy kicks off the show with the All Sports Report - with a returning sponsor, and a piece of craft that will definitely come back to bite him.

Damian Barrett pulls an overtime shift to get through all the headlines, positives, and negatives from Round 22 - including the latest on Geelong and the Jake Kolodjashnij contract.

Billy takes you through his top 5 Triple M Footy moments from the weekend, and he has an apology for Tex Walker after his earlier craft attack.

NBA star Jock Landale is in studio ahead of a Boomers mini-camp, as he details how he was involved in a bizarre trade situation with the Utah Jazz.

Finally, Billy has a joke about drugs in space to close the show.

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Ahead of Spud's Game tonight, JB and Billy reflect on the great Danny Frawley and some of the hilarious moments we shared with him on Triple M.

We start by chatting to Spud's daughter Chelsea, who has been a massive driver of Spud's Game, before moving into a montage of Spud's most insane moments.

We hear the time Spud pretended to be a doctor at a conference, and when he first launched The Glass Eye.

We remember the email he sent to the Fox Footy staff about his make-up, and hear Billy's weird goodbye plus the time Spud revealed Billy's wig.

We remember Spud rocking up to Grand Final Day with a brass band, and finally - the time Spud found out JB's nephew Angus was dating his daughter Danielle.

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Billy kicks us off with the All Sports Report - but there's one massive story he's suspiciously avoiding.

Premiership player and coach John Longmire calls in to talk about his new autobiography, but Billy has been on a Craft Attack. Then Topics Brayshaw asks you for your version of hell.

We've got a tentative brand new segment - Viral Fat, then it's an enormous edition of Billy's Idiot File.

Former St Kilda legend Stewart Loewe is in studio ahead of Spud's Game on Sunday night - but he and Billy also share some footy history.

Finally, Billy has a fruity Thursday joke about a discarded condom.

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Puffer Jacket Fat kicks us off with the All Sports Report - as a cheating scandal rocks the world of cycling, but not in the way you'd think.

Channel 7 Chief Footy Reporter Mitch Cleary is in studio with all the headlines before round 22, but a bombshell from his own world has the boys completely rocked.

Justin and Caleb battle it out in the Hump Day Quiz, then we replay the time Danny Spud Frawley was introduced to a conference room as a doctor.

Comedian Nick Cody joins the boys as he embarks on a 'one more time before the baby arrives' tour, then Danny Frawley's daughter Chelsea is in to tell us what's happening around Spud's Game at Marvel Stadium on Sunday night.

Finally, Billy has a joke about his job at the cat shelter to close the show.

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It's bloody cold in Melbourne, so Billy fires up at Ken Hinkley and the Tassie Devils in the All Sports Report.

Carlton young guns Jagga Smith and Abbie McKay are in studio together ahead of their double-header against the Saints on Sunday night, then Topics Brownless wants you to tell us who's a bigger bull**** artist than Donald Trump.

Billy has some footy and cricket newses, and JB had a weird interaction in an Uber.

Ben Cousins and Scott Miller are in studio together to share what they're doing with ADA Australia's BEACON program, after they both experienced the highs and lows of professional sport.

Finally, Billy has a joke about a romantic encounter with his girlfriend.

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Rabs is back from Bali, and Billy kicks us off with the All Sports Report - including a horrifically bad National Anthem, and a Paraguayan/NZ Craft Attack.

Damian Barrett is in studio with his positives and negatives from Round 21 - but Billy is distracted by a horse race on TV.

We want you to puff out your chest with Monday Brag Artist, then it's Billy's favourite moments from the weekend of footy, and the final Comm Games Fat as we wrap up an incredibly successful games in Glasgow. 

NBL Star Dash Daniels is in studio and talks about why he's stayed in the NBL rather than playing in the NBA or College, then Billy has a joke about a blind man in a precarious situation at the pub to close the show.

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Listen back to our favourite stuff from this week - including Collingwood's Harry Perryman, Count Mayo's drought-breaking Gaelic Football Title, Sam Docherty, Topics Brayshaw, Sam Williamson, Billy's County Mayo Craft, an Idiot Song, and Billy's Wooden Eye joke.

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JB"s a touch concerned about Bird Flu, but we push on with Billy's All Sports Report - as a panel is put together to choose the Tassie Devils' club song.

JB has received an email about Billy's poor performance yesterday, which leads to a much more up and about Comm Games Fat.

Retired Carlton star Sam Docherty is in studio to talk about his new book, then swimmer Sam 'Lasagna' Williamson calls in from Glasgow to celebrate his four gold medals, and an astounding comeback story.

Billy's Idiot Song is inspired by Barnaby Joyce, then Sydney's Errol Gulden calls in ahead of their game against St KIlda on Saturday - but who was he supporting when the Socceroos played Turkey in the World Cup.

Finally, Billy goes with a fruity Thursday joke about a bull that needs a little help 'covering' the cows.

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The boys are excited because Stifler's Mom is in Australia, but Billy straightens up to deliver the All Sports Report - with an update on the UK Cricket Cheating scandal.

Channel 7 Chief Footy Reporter Mitch Cleary is in studio with news on Collingwood and Geelong's new pre-game routine, plus updates on Essendon and Carlton's coaching searches.

James and Zach battle it out in the Hump Day Quiz, JB has his say on England's next possible cricket coach, then Comm Games Fat battles his way through his daily update- as our Aussie sprinters set new national records.

AFLW superstars Sarah Rowe and Monique Conti are in studio ahead of the Australia vs Ireland game on Saturday, but we have to talk to Sarah about County Mayo finally breaking it's 75-year title drought on the weekend.

Finally, in desperate need of Plastic, Billy goes back to an oldie for his joke.

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Victoria has a new Premier, and Billy starts the show with the All Sports Report - and a scandal that has rocked English Club Cricket.

Topics Brayshaw asks for the things you're not looking forward to doing, then pole vault superstar Kurtis Marschall calls in from Glasgow as he attempts to win his third consecutive Comm Games gold.

Billy has all the latest from Glasgow with Comm Games Fat, then we look back at our favourite moments from Triple M Footy this weekend.

Billy and Herbie got in early today to call a pub in County Mayo, Ireland, to see how their celebrations were going, then Collingwood's Harry Perryman is in studio before they take on the Cats on Thursday night.

Finally, Billy tries to recover from being Woolied yesterday with a fruity glitter joke.

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Herbie is in for Bali Rabs, and Billy kicks us off with the All Sports Report, as Oscar Piastri's rotten luck continues in Hungary.

Damian Barrett is in studio with his positives and negatives from Round 20, including Max King's hamstring, Ty Gallop's possible suspension, and a disappointing performance from North Melbourne.

We want you to pump yourself up with Monday Brag Artist, then Comm Games Fat gives you all the results from the weekend as Australia dominates the medals.

A new coaches votes record has been set, Channel 7 and Triple M WA Footy Reporter Ryan Daniels calls in as the lid gets blown further off at Fremantle, and a 75 year curse gets broken in Ireland.

Former Bomber and Swan, now Bombers board member Ted Richards calls in as he prepares to run 150km in August for the Ted Hollows Foundation, and Billy has a joke about a funeral speech to end the show - will Herbie give it Plastic or Woolly Bully?

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Look back at our favourite moments from the week - including Damian Barrett reacting to Ken Hinkley being hired as Tassie Devils coach, Topics Brayshaw, Sophie Molineux, Barnaby Joyce Craft Attacks, Comm Games medal chance Seth O'Donnell, a forensic look at Billy's worst game of footy, a massive Idiot File, and Billy's retiring flasher joke.

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JB has found his favourite jumper, we remember the Crows being robbed in 2009, and Billy kicks us off with the All Sports Report - as the AFL announces a new award.

Melbourne captain Max Gawn is in studio ahead of the Dees' game against Geelong, then Topics Rabs comes to the party before he heads off on holiday.

Aussie Women's T20 Captain Sophie Molineux calls in from the UK after winning the World Cup, then it's Billy's Idiot File.

Geelong's Jeremy Cameron calls in with a promising update on shoulder injury... but we're concerned with what he was forced to wear recently.

Finally, Billy has a joke about a swearing parrot to finish our week.

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JB's been at boxing today, but Billy comes out swinging with the All Sports Report - as darts sensation Luke Littler goes whack.

Channel 7 Chief Footy Reporter Mitch Cleary joins the boys with all the headlines ahead of Round 20 - as the rumours around which players Tassie will go after get louder.

Cooper and Brad battle it out in the Hump Day Quiz, then JB has an investigation into Billy's 1994 season - which featured perhaps his worst game ever.

Billy has an update on the man who was attacked by a bison, then Adelaide defender Wayne Milera calls in ahead of their game against the Pies tomorrow night.

Finally, Billy has an oft-heard joke about Little Johnny's dad.

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With the Triple M Big Bosses looking on, Billy kickstarts the show with the All Sports Report - as Travis Bazzana hits ANOTHER piss missile.

Aussie long-distance runner Seth O'Donnell calls in from Belgium as he prepares for the Comm Games, then Topics Brayshaw wants to know what you don't understand - as Todd from Barwon Heads makes a surprise appearance.

The MMM network craft-makers have been hard at work all around the country after Barnaby Joyce yelled at his dog on Live TV - so Billy has picked out his top 5 favourite pieces of Barnaby craft.

Herbie is in with some social media feedback, and JB shows us a very interesting interview with Hollywood star Olivia Wilde.

Geelong's James Worpel calls in from the past and confuses Billy, before he regroups to tell a joke about a flasher considering retirement.

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Dim Sims Brownless kicks us off with the All Sports Report - as the World Cup has its champion, and Travis Bazzana hits another piss missile.

Damian Barrett is in to chat about his positives and negatives from Round 19 - and react to Ken Hinkley being announced as the Tasmania Devils first AFL senior coach.

We want you to pat yourself on the back with Monday Brag Artist, then it's the final World Cup Fat.

JB wants older men to visit the Doctor, we give you a sneak peek into a new segment starting next week, six-time Comm Games medallist Giaan Rooney calls in to preview the Glasgow games, and we recap Billy trying to shamelessly steal Ariarne Titmus' predictions.

Finally, Billy has a joke about how children are named to close the show.

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Look back at our favourite moments from the week, including footage of a very young Damian Barrett, Topics Brownless, Ariarne Titmus, Billy's Obituary to BazBall, Kevin Sheedy, Twinnies Craft, a World Cup Fat Idiot Song, and Billy's fruity doctor joke.

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Billy is at GMHBA ahead of the Cats and Saints, and we start with the All Sports Report - as the Poms blow a golden chance to play in their first World Cup Final since 1966.

Freo ruckman Mason Cox calls in and chats to Billy 1-on-1, then Topics Brayshaw asks for the worst street names.

Jack Heverin joins Billy at GMHBA, and World Cup Fat takes a deeper look at the semi-final between England and Argentina.

We've got a World Cup themed Idiot Song, St Kilda's Callum Wilkie joins Billy on the boundary at GMHBA, then we send Billy off roaming to fill some time - and it turns into a complete train wreck.

Finally, Billy has a fruity joke about a Cocker Spaniel.

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JB is ready to go after a boxing training session, and Billy kicks us off with the All Sports Report - and a major upset at the World Cup,

Channel 7 Chief Footy Reporter Mitch Cleary has all the headlines ahead of Round 19, including a big signing at the Bombers - but the biggest story is Mitch's pulled hammy.

Adrian and Matty battle it out in the Hump Day Quiz, then the Wacky World of William makes a return, and we remember when Billy ate curried sausages live on air.

Four-time Olympic Gold Medallist Ariarne Titmus is in studio to preview the Commonwealth Games in Glasgow - as she also discusses why she retired from swimming so young.

FInally, Billy has a joke about an ad for a radio to close the show.

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It's ratings day and JB and Billy are up and about. Billy has a very comprehensive All Sports Report - including some drama coming out of Senegal.

Former Socceroo Tommy Oar calls in to review Australia's World Cup performance, and he gives his predictions on who will win the semi-finals this week.

Topics Brownless asks about when you've lost something - which leads to an epic call from a guy named Roger.

The Twinnies are back in the news, and Billy uses it as a chance to talk to his twin Cedric, then JB shares a story about when he got caught in the wrong toilet.

AFL playing and coaching legend Kevin Sheedy is in studio, as Billy goes one-on-one with some very hard hitting questions. 

Finally, Billy has a joke that was almost as long as old mate Roger's story to close the show.

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JB and Billy are back from their little spell, and after JB recounts his trip to Byron Bay, Billy launches into a jam packed All Sports Report.

Damian Barrett is in studio to discuss his positives and negatives from Round 18, but we were sent some very old audio of an 18 year old Damo that you just HAVE to hear.

Monday Brag Artist gives you the chance to pump yourself up, then Billy looks at his top 5 moments from Triple M Footy this weekend.

With the sacking of Brendon McCullum as England's Test coach, we cross live to the funeral service for English cricket. Then, 1991 Open Champion Ian-Baker Finch calls in from Royal Birkdale to preview this year's tournament.

World Cup Fat is back as there are four teams left in the comp, and we say a fond farewell to some of our favourite nations.

FInally, Billy has a joke about an inappropriate doctor's appointment.

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As voted by the Rush Hour Family, these are Billy's most loved jokes of 2026 so far.

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JB and Billy are having a little spell, so we're reliving our favourite moments from 2026.

We start with a quiz that Billy tried to get out of before it started, then flashback to Chris Connolly's chat about the infamous Sirengate game in 2006.

Billy had a brand new very serious news segment, Topics Brownless got interrupted, and we remember an Idiot Song all about his incapability with technology.

A nasty crash in the Tour Down Under inspired a Craft Attack, and JB went 1-on-1 with Gout Gout.

Topics Brownless came back - but a Jay-Z inspired quote from a listener had us in stitches. Then, the Herbmeister Nat Herbstreit joined the boys to talk about Eurovision - and some Triple M Footy personality's vocal efforts.

Finally, Billy had a joke about one of the side effects of the Little Blue Pill.

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JB and Billy are having a little spell, so we're reliving our favourite moments from 2026.

We start with a journey back to the Winter Olympics, where a bronze medallist's TV interview tickled Billy's Fanty. Then we hear Topics Brownless, and a Craft Attack about Channel 7's coverage of a Gout Gout victory.

Alex Carey called in from Bangladesh, but Billy just wanted to talk about his business partnerships. Then JB and Billy take you behind the scenes of Billy's infamous nudie run in Munich on The Footy Show.

North Melbourne star Charlie Comben had a very funny story about running into Billy on a night out, then the Western Bulldogs Cody Weightman joined the boys just before he made his AFL return this season.

Billy had an intervention for our off air staff who were getting very ahead of themselves, and he finished with a joke about a call to 000.

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JB and Billy are having a little spell, so we're reliving our favourite moments from 2026.

We start with a hilarious moment involving Aussie MLB star Travis Bazzana, before hearing JB and Billy's chat with Bombers legend James Hird - including Billy's very direct opening question.

Topics Brayshaw asked when you've been ripped off, and comedy royalty Glenn Robbins popped by to talk about when his jokes go underappreciated.

North Melbourne captain Nick Larkey had an impersonation for us, and Billy tried his own impersonation of a seaside animal. 

The comedy superstars continued to roll in, with Dave Hughes joining JB and Billy for a chat about the infamous Carlton group chat, and we hear an Idiot Song from Billy set to a classic Van Halen song.

Finally, Billy had a joke about a little girl's trip to the pet store.

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JB and Billy take a trip down memory lane and revisit their favourite - and the most talked about - moments from The Footy Show.

We start on the day the show was officially finished up, before reminiscing about Billy's Wheel, and the night JB wore a Borat Green Mankini.

We hear about Billy doing a skydive, and the absolute chaos that was Big Bill's House.

We remember a Footy Show x Saturday Rub crossover, when something Sam Newman said on Thursday night had the late great Danny Frawley fuming.

The boys remember some all-time fails - like Billy's fan, the wrong prize, the wrong band, and an ice bucket challenge that took all day to go wrong.

Finally, it's pants off, as Shane Crawford recalls dacking Sam Newman on air, and Billy takes you behind the scenes of his infamous nudie run through a park in Munich.

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