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🎙️ Episode 252 – "By the Power of Dad! Eggs, Audiobooks & Omaha Dreams" This week on The Top Dad Podcast, we're proving that dads can discuss Saturday morning cartoons, baseball, breakfast, and parenting... all before the coffee gets cold. ⚔️ He-Man: The Movie By the power of Grayskull... Hollywood is bringing He-Man back! We relive the cartoons that shaped our childhoods and ask the important question: can Skeletor survive modern movie critics? 🎧 Audiobooks: A Dad's Best Friend? Whether ...

🎙️ Episode 251 – "Wham, Bam... Thank You, Dad!" Warning: This is officially the fastest Top Dad Podcast episode ever recorded. You're welcome. We know dads are busy. Between practices, projects, grocery runs, and trying to remember why you walked into the garage, sometimes you've only got a few minutes. So this week, we're delivering maximum dad with minimum runtime. 🎤 Family Feud: The Greatest Game Show Ever? Survey says... probably! We debate whether Steve Harvey, Richard Dawson, or simply ...

🎙️ Episode 250 – “The Dadministration: Apologies, Birthday Parties & Standing Ovations” 250 episodes! That’s hundreds of dad jokes, thousands of questionable opinions, and at least one child asking, “Dad… are you recording again?” This week on The Top Dad Podcast, we celebrate Episode 250 by tackling one of the toughest jobs in the world: being Dad… and occasionally acting like a functioning adult. 🎓 Major or Minor: Business Administration College majors, career choices, and why ev...

🎙️ Episode 249 – “Vacation Dad, Turf Wars & Tee Times” There are regular dads… and then there’s Vacation Dad. He’s relaxed, wears the loud golf shirt, orders dessert without asking, and somehow becomes everyone’s favorite parent for exactly five days. This week on The Top Dad Podcast, we’re packing the clubs, loading the SUV, and proving that every great dad deserves at least one golf trip a year. ⛳ Golf Trip Travel Tips from a Pro From packing your clubs without paying a second mortgage...

🎙️ Bonus Episode 248 – “Pour Decisions & Dad Wisdom”This week on a special bonus episode of The Top Dad Podcast, Top Dad Ken sits down with Greg from PourMore to discuss one of the greatest inventions in modern fatherhood: having premium spirits show up at your door without having to wander the liquor store for 45 minutes pretending to know what you’re looking for. 🥃 What is PourMore? PourMore is a spirits-of-the-month club that delivers full-sized bottles directly to members, helping wh...

🎙️ Episode 247 – “Fore Please! Oreos, Ho Hos & Horrible Dating Advice” This week on The Top Dad Podcast, the dads celebrate what might be the greatest holiday on the calendar: Masters Weekend. That’s right—forget birthdays, anniversaries, and major religious observances. For dads everywhere, Augusta is sacred ground. ⛳ Masters 2026 – We discuss every dad’s favorite weekend, the beauty of perfectly striped fairways, and why watching golf on Sunday afternoon counts as self-care. 🌭 Chicago ...

🎙️ Episode 246 – “Space Launches, Sports Carpools & the Eternal Dinner Question” This week on The Top Dad Podcast, the dads are running on caffeine, sports schedules, and whatever’s left in the fridge. ⚽ Kids in Sports: The Grind & The Struggle Practices. Tournaments. Forgotten water bottles. We dive into the beautiful chaos of raising youth athletes while pretending we totally meant to spend our Saturday at a freezing soccer field. 🍕 What’s for Dinner?! The most dangerous question ...

🎙️ Episode 245 – “Rufio, Snape & the Dad Dinner Survival Guide” This week on The Top Dad Podcast, things get weird, wild, and mildly educational—just the way dads like it. 🧙‍♂️ Rufio Meets Professor Snape We kick things off with the crossover nobody asked for but every dad now needs. Leadership lessons from Neverland meets “points deducted from your household.” 🐕 Top Dad Ken vs. The Giant Dog There are dog bites… and then there are stories you tell forever. Ken survives a run-in that pr...

🎙️ Episode 244 – “Conspiracies, Costco Runs & Underwear Decisions.” This week on The Top Dad Podcast, we connect the dots… whether they need connecting or not. 🕵️ Dad Conspiracy Theories From “why are socks always disappearing?” to “who keeps moving the thermostat?”—we uncover the truths they don’t want dads to know. 🛒 Meijer Breakdown & Review Is it a grocery store? A lifestyle? A full-blown dad playground? We deep dive into aisles, deals, and the emotional rollercoaster of going in ...

🎙️ Episode 243 – “Sack Lunches, Safety Patrol & the Mr. Destiny Dad Dilemma” This week on The Top Dad Podcast, the dads lace up their New Balance and enter full Field Trip Dad Mode™. 🚌 Field Trip Dad + The Secret Sack Lunch Recipe We reveal the elite-level dad move: the perfectly engineered sack lunch. Balanced. Efficient. Slightly embarrassing. Possibly legendary. 🎒 School Trips with the O.G. Top Dads From zoo trips to museum meltdowns, we break down the unspoken hierarchy of chaperones ...

🎙️ Episode 242 – “Groundhog Gas Tanks & Dad the Taxi Man” This week on The Top Dad Podcast, we’re stuck in a parenting time loop… and honestly? It feels suspiciously like Groundhog Day. 🐿️ Groundhog Day Shenanigans Is winter over? Is it not? Does it matter when your kid still can’t find their gloves? We break down the annual rodent-based weather report and why dads secretly respect the confidence of a groundhog. 🚗 Family Road Trip Do’s & Don’ts Pro tip: leave early. Real tip: you will...

🎙️ Episode 241 – “Spitball Science, Derby Drama & Dad Joke Disasters” This week on The Top Dad Podcast, we enter the sacred arena of Dad Engineering™ — where blueprints are optional, but confidence is mandatory. 🚗 Pinewood Derby 2026 Recap Top 5 finish, baby. Plus… the legendary Dad Race. Because nothing says “healthy competition” like grown men arguing about graphite and aerodynamics while pretending it’s “for the kids.” 🛠️ Spitball Engineering & Design From garage prototypes to full...

🎙️ Episode 240 – “Waterparks, Lightbulbs & Dad-level Bright Ideas” This week on The Top Dad Podcast, it’s dads on the move, on a mission, and—let’s be honest—a little over their heads. 💦 Top Dad Matt goes to the Dells! A splashy adventure full of water slides, overpriced snacks, and the annual reminder that dads are not built for lazy rivers. 💡 Top Dad Ken goes crazy with lightbulbs! We’re talking LEDs, lumens, and the kind of home improvement chaos that makes you question your wattage… a...

🎙️ Episode 239 – “Stretch Goals, Small Talk & Mighty Ducks Dad Energy” This week on The Top Dad Podcast, we’re loosening up the hamstrings, the parenting rules, and maybe a few belts. 🦆 Mighty Ducks & Gentle Parenting – The dads dive into whether Gordon Bombay would survive modern parenting (“timeout, not penalty box”). 🍻 Dads Drinking Tips – From “just one more” to “how did we end up singing Journey again?” we cover the fine art of knowing your limits (and pretending you’re still in ...

🎙️ Episode 238 – “French Toast & Fresh Starts” New year, same dads—slightly less motivated. The Top Dad Podcast kicks off 2026 with a sizzling start (and a sizzling griddle) as we unveil Top Dad Ken’s Secret French Toast Recipe—the perfect mix of carbs, confidence, and questionable measurements. 🍞 We talk staycations in the Windy City—Top Dad Matt's trip to the Second City 👃 We debate the official dad scent of 2026 (spoiler: it’s somewhere between gasoline and pancake syrup). 🎯 And we wra...

🎙️ Episode 237 – “Band Camp, Indy’s Easter Eggs & the Watch List Finale” This week on The Top Dad Podcast, we’re closing out the year with brass, class, and a touch of dad sass. 🎺 Middle School Band Breakdown – Because nothing tests a parent’s love like 37 trombones playing “Jingle Bells” slightly off-key. 🕵️‍♂️ Top Secret Easter Eggs – The dads decode hidden gems from Indiana Jones and Top Gun: Maverick while admitting they’ll never look that cool in a fedora or flight suit. 🎄 It’s a Won...

🎙️ Episode 236 – “Shots, Super Coaches & Sit, Ubu, Sit” This week on the Top Dad Podcast, we’re bringing the party favors, the pep talks, and the parenting wisdom—just don’t expect them in equal measure. 🎂 We start with Birthday Party Magic—aka how to survive a sugar tornado and still smile for the photo. Then, it’s onto Rec League Chaos, where we discuss how to deal with “Super Coaches,” those sideline superheroes who think every 8-year-old game is the World Series. 🥃 Next, we debate the...

🎙️ Episode 235 – “Confident Dads, Creepy Nights & Half Price Ribs” This week on The Top Dad Podcast, we’re serving up a full plate of dad wisdom—with a side of Halloween flashbacks and leftover confidence issues. 👻 We kick things off with some spooky tales from Halloweens past (spoiler: the scariest part was the sugar crash). Then we dig into Dad Downtime—that magical, mythical moment between cleaning up dinner and passing out on the couch. 🍽️ Plus, we tackle the all-important Family Dinn...

🎙️ Episode 234 – “Confidence, Crayons & Viking Choruses” This week on The Top Dad Podcast, we’re getting artsy fartsy—with just a touch of Norse mythology and a dash of 80s movie trivia. 🎨 Whether you’re painting confidence with broad strokes or dodging dodgeballs at middle school intramurals, we’ve got your dad-life lessons covered. We tackle the wild world of musical Vikings (yes, that’s a thing), debate when a harmless lie becomes a full-blown household truth, and confess our love for ...

🎙️ Episode 233: “Dents, Deals & Dad-Level Halloween Skills” Buckle up, dads — this week’s episode swerves harder than Top Dad Ken after someone didn’t check their blind spot. That’s right: Ken gets into a fender-bender, which means we’re diving deep into the Rules of the Road (Dad Edition) — including why using your turn signal is not, in fact, a sign of weakness. Meanwhile, Top Dad Matt goes full Antiques Roadshow after discovering a treasure that apparently costs… a nickel? We break dow...

🎙️ Episode 232 – “90s Jingles, Goonies & Dad Bathroom Zen” This week on the Top Dad Podcast, we’re rewinding to the '90s—when jingles slapped, movies had heart, and your biggest fear was forgetting to rewind your latest Blockbuster rental. Top Dad Matt returns from Turks & Caicos with salt in his bones and sunscreen in his soul, while Top Dad Ken dives deep into his kids’ irrational fears (spoiler: everyone is afraid of getting eaten by something while sitting on the 🚽 ). We debate Mo...

🎙️ Episode 231 – “Dirt Bikes, Shampoo Jugs & Going Off the Grid” This week on the Top Dad Podcast, we’re cracking the cap on dad life one family-sized jug of shampoo at a time. Seriously—who decided shampoo needed to weigh as much as a toddler? Top Dad Matt goes full throttle with his first dirt bike adventure (spoiler: it ends with dust, dad grunts, and mild soreness), while Top Dad Ken tackles the complexities of the digital detox. Can dads survive without fantasy football apps, g...

🎙️ Episode 230 — Alge-bros: Two Dads vs. Fifth Grade Math This week on the Top Dad Podcast, we ask life’s most dangerous question: Are you smarter than a 5th grader? (Spoiler: No. No, we are not.) Top Dads Ken and Matt dust off their calculators, sharpen their #2 pencils, and try to survive a pop quiz from the most terrifying teacher of all—elementary school math. Common core? More like common confusion. We also get deep and sentimental (but not too sentimental) with some lightly uninformed t...

🎙️ Episode 229 – “Scratch Marks & Schoolyard Time Trials” This week on The Top Dad Podcast, we slam the dad pedal to the metal and hit the NOS—because parenting doesn’t come with brakes (or insurance coverage for car scratches). Top Dad Ken relives his high-octane days as an elementary school volunteer—think less “Cool Dad” and more “Snack Dad”—while Top Dad Matt contemplates whether Beverly Hills jail is as plush as its 90210 zip code. Also in this episode: 🚗 Your kid scratched your car…...

🎙️ Episode 228 – “Golf, Tuna & Indie Bookstore Drama” This week on The Top Dad Podcast, we tee it up with the ultimate guide to introducing golf to your kids—without making them hate you or the sport. Spoiler: bribery helps. Top Dad Matt shares his run-in with Michael Jordan’s actual house (and no, it’s not an Airbnb), while Top Dad Ken reveals his secret weapon for lunch domination: the world’s most dad-approved tuna salad recipe. We also recap a classic family vacation to Kiawah Island,...

🎙️ Episode 227 – “Hats Off, Fasts On & Dad Goals” This week on the Top Dad Podcast, we’re breaking a sweat—literally and metaphorically. From blue-collar hustle to figuring out your hat size (apparently, it’s a thing), we’re tackling it all. We talk fasting—fun cleanse or hangry nightmare?—the importance of exercise (mostly to offset those Costco hot dogs), and why one-on-one time with your kids matters more than any dad bod PR. Plus, our Top Dad Tips on helping your kids set goals withou...

🎙️ Episode 226 – “Bananas, Birthdays & Bunker Shots” This week on The Top Dad Podcast, we tee off at Jr. Golf Camp, debate grocery store ethics (yes, grape grazing is stealing), and ask the real question: why are bananas so confusing? Is it per pound? Per banana? Per your busshel? Who knows. We also dive into the chaos of birthday sleepovers—where kids never sleep, snacks vanish in seconds, and someone definitely cries (sometimes it’s a dad). Speaking of terrifying: we reveal our top scar...

🎙️ Episode 225 – “Bulk Buys & Hot Dog Lies” This week on The Top Dad Podcast, we lace up our dad shoes, flash our membership cards, and head straight into the hallowed halls of Costco. Where dreams are sold by the pallet and your kids magically vanish in the snack aisle. We’re diving deep into the joys of buying in bulk—because nothing screams “fatherly responsibility” like 7 pounds of shredded cheese and a drum of pretzels. Plus, we pay tribute to the greatest deal in dad history: the le...

🎙️ Episode 224 – “Sports, Scotch, and Solo Dad Time” This week on The Top Dad Podcast, we break a sweat (figuratively), pour a Scotch (literally), and dive into the chaos of dadhood one-on-one. We’re talking sports—playing them, watching them, and mostly pretending we’re still good at them. Plus: why one-on-one time with your kids is more valuable than a front-row seat at the Big Game (unless it’s Da Bears… then it’s a tie). We introduce a bold new drink idea: The Water Hazard—hydration meets...

🎙️ Episode 223 – “Knives, Rotten Tomatoes & The Birds and the Bees” This week on The Top Dad Podcast, we wrestle with the real parenting questions—like when to have “the talk,” what counts as a knife (that’s not a knife), and whether Waterworld deserves a second chance (spoiler: no, but the stunt show slaps). Join us as we crack open the Great Egg Debate (how do you like your eggs, and are you wrong?), revisit 1986’s finest Aussie export Crocodile Dundee, and try to figure out if Rotten T...

🎙️ Episode 222 – “Dads, Disney, and the Great Butterscotch Comeback” This week on The Top Dad Podcast, we’re taking a detour through the Magical Kingdom of Midlife Dadhood. From navigating Disneyland with kids (and a fanny pack full of granola bars) to defending the honor of butterscotch like it’s 1987—this episode is packed tighter than a minivan headed for vacation. We debate the real reason behind traffic slowdowns—are we rubbernecking or just taking a good, long “gapper's delay” to mental...

🎙️ Episode 221 – “Ladders, Field Day, and the End of Elementary Innocence” This week on The Top Dad Podcast, we climb the ladder of dadhood—literally. From the unspoken bond between dads and their ladders (we don’t need a taller one, we want a taller one), to the bittersweet mayhem of Field Day season, we’re covering it all. School’s out, summer’s in, and our kids are leveling up from elementary to middle school—and we’re not crying, you’re crying (okay, we’re also crying… behind our sunglass...

🎙️ Episode 220 – “You’re Killing Me, Smalls!” This week on The Top Dad Podcast, we step up to the plate and swing for the fences in the wild world of kids’ baseball — where the grass is patchy, the snacks are elite, and the politics are more intense than a parent-teacher conference gone sideways. Top Dad Matt breaks down the drama of Little League politics (spoiler: someone didn’t make All-Stars and momma’s not happy), while Coach Ken navigates the chaos of coach pitch—where every ball is eit...

🎙️ Episode 219 – “Be Kind, Rewind… and Raise Kids” This week on the Top Dad Podcast, we’re firing up the VCR, grabbing a Lunchable, and diving headfirst into the ultimate 90s movie time capsule. From action-packed blockbusters to feel-good family flicks, we rank our favorite must-see 90s movies—complete with questionable fashion choices, dramatic slow-motion walks, and at least one Kevin Costner reference too many. We’ve got movie quotes flying like dodgeballs in gym class and dad jokes strai...

🎙️ Episode 218 – “Unfriend, Unbun, Unbelievable Yards” This week on the Top Dad Podcast, we trim the fat—on our lawns and our Facebook friend lists. That’s right, it’s spring cleaning season, both digitally and digestively. Join us as we dive into the tricky art of unfriending people you haven’t spoken to since dial-up, share weight loss tips only a dad would think work (spoiler: mowing the lawn does count as cardio), and take a firm stance against tiny meats—no more hot dogs, bring on the bi...

🎙️ Episode 217 – “Golf, Goonies, and the Harsh Truth About Losing” This week on the Top Dad Podcast, we’re teeing off with some hard truths: golf is impossible, Goonies never say die, and your kids will eventually lose — at something. Join your favorite suburban sages as we dive into the real struggles of parenting, like breaking your toddler’s thumb-sucking habit (without breaking your sanity), turning “life’s not fair” into a valuable lesson (instead of just yelling it in the car), and teac...

🎧 Episode 216 – “Cosplay, Cops, and Cars” Buckle up, dads — it’s a road trip down memory lane, complete with Dad-approved detours, Lego mishaps, and a few questionable fashion choices. In this episode of the Top Dad Podcast, we unpack the chaos of spring break hangovers (spoiler: the kids bounce back faster than we do), dad-style April Fool’s jokes (mostly harmless… mostly), and the critical differences between pre-dad and post-dad road trips (hint: more Goldfish crackers, fewer mixtapes). We...

🎙️Top Dad Podcast - Episode 215 Spring Break & Spilled Drinks: An 80s Flick, a Limewire Kick, and Midwest Mayhem Episode Description: This week on the Top Dad Podcast, we dive into a Midwestern Spring Break so thrilling, you’ll need a hoodie and a snow shovel. Ken and Matt discuss the glory days of pirated music—Napster vs Limewire—aka the Cold War of digital theft. The Top Dads apologize to their parents for swearing and mildly offensive jokes delivered on the podcasts and No Boomers, th...

Episode 214: Big Dad Energy, Budget Battles & Bingo Nights This week on the Top Dad Podcast, we’re bringing the laughs and the life lessons. Ken and Matt share Big Daddy Parenting Tips, dive into St. Patrick’s Day ☘️ shenanigans, and recap a wild game of Grandparents Bingo. We’re talking real dad stuff: budgeting wins (and fails), dieting struggles, and all the ancient tech our kids just don’t get—telephones, fax machines, and even the ol’ Rolodex. Plus, a little early morning radio trivi...

“Algorithms, Cub Scouts, and the Dad Joke Algorithm – Episode 212” 📖 Episode Description: Welcome to Top Dad Podcast Episode 212, where the Wi-Fi is strong, the jokes are stronger, and the dad wisdom is dialed in tighter than your dad’s fanny pack on vacation. This week we’re deep-diving into our algorithm rabbit holes (turns out we’re 87% dad jokes, 10% wristwatch reviews, and 3% how-to videos on starting fires with pinecones). We talk technologically impaired parents, start our very own Top...

🎙️ Episode 212: Reebok Pumps, Pizza Ranch, and the Lost Art of Hotel Room Service From Reebok Pumps and Mr. 80’s dad vibes to Pizza Ranch’s secret sauce (literally), Episode 212 is a nostalgic trip through everything that made growing up awesome. The Top Dads dive into the evolution of beer pong, why hotel room service isn’t what it used to be and share questionable takes on some “newish” movies. Spoiler: 🇫🇷 Franch dressing might be a thing. Whether you’re an ’80s kid or just miss the glory d...

“Post-Vacation Dad: Golf, Airports & $80 in Taco Bell Regrets” 🌮⛳✈️ The Top Dad Podcast is back from vacation, and we’ve got travel wisdom, golf dreams, and fast food regrets to unpack! ✈️ Airport Dad Mode – Tips, tricks, and what not to do while navigating terminals like a pro. ⛳ Can You Play Too Much Golf? – Asking for a friend (and our backs). 🌮 $80 on Taco Bell?! – A dad’s guide to making questionable financial decisions. 🧳 Planning the Ultimate Mancation – Because dads deserve trips ...

“Breadsticks, Birdies & Dad Wisdom: A Top Dad Guide” This week on Top Dad, we’re serving up a full plate of dad life, date nights during the day, and pre-golf trip greatness! 🍝 Endless Breadsticks & Marriage Maintenance – The secret to a solid relationship? Unlimited soup, salad, and carbs. ⚽ Parenting the Ted Lasso Way – Because believing works on and off the pitch. ⛳ Dad’s Golf Trip Prep – Packing, planning, and pretending to work while booking tee times. 🧢 Minor League Hat Store – ...

“Top Dad 209: New Cars, Dad Style & Super Bowl Crystal Balls” This week on Top Dad, we’re shifting gears and tackling all things cars, style, and sports! 🚗🏈 🔹 New Car Drama – Is buying a car worse than potty training? We break down the process. 🔹 Insurance Nightmares – Tips, tricks, and horror stories that’ll make you want to bike everywhere. 🔹 Dealing with Car Salesmen – Pro dad tactics for getting the best deal (and free floor mats). 🔹 Leveling Up Dad Style – Finding a look that says re...

“Top Dad 208: Jock Straps, Sick Days & Grandparent Shenanigans” This week on Top Dad, we tackle the real struggles of dad life: 🥶 The family flu-pocalypse—how to survive when everyone is sick (including you).👟 Air Force Ones… for kids?! Are we raising sneakerheads or just going broke? 🩲 The new jock strap—because some dad trends are too weird. 🎓 Taking the kids to your alma mater—reliving the glory days 🛫 Nerds on vacation—why planning every detail might actually be the dad way. 👴 When th...

Episode 207: Den Leader Duties, Pinewood Races, and Dad Style Debates” This week on theTop Dad Podcast: Top Dad Ken finds himself in his new role as Den Leader—because if scouting needs anything, it’s more dad jokes! 🧢✨ We also gear up for the legendary Pinewood Derby. Will the cars be fast, or fall apart in style? 🏎️ Then, it’s time to settle the ultimate tool debate: Craftsman, DeWalt, Milwaukee or Ryobi? Does the brand maketh the man? 🔧💪 Top Dad Matt also shares tales from his ooh-la...

“Top Dad 206: TikTok, 80s Movies, and Cayman Island Escapes” This week on Top Dad, we uncover the “joys” of parenting during winter break—because nothing says relaxation like refereeing sibling battles and cleaning up glitter! In this fun-filled episode of Top Dad, we cover: 📱 Why TikTok might be the secret weapon for dads! 🎥 The ultimate 80s movie watchlist to survive winter break. 🥞 A deep dive into the deliciousness of The Original Pancake House. 🏝️ NYE vibes from the sunny Cayman Island...

Top Dad Podcast Episode 205: Good Bye 2024: High School Memories, Holiday Hijinks, and Dad-Style Secrets This week on Top Dad, the dads dive into a mix of nostalgic debates, middle age shopping with a side of New Year's plans, and some holiday fun! 🎙️✨ 🇫🇷🇪🇸 French vs. Spanish in high school—did we learn anything useful? 📅 Top Dad Matt tackles the ultimate dad challenge: What day of the week is it? 🎄 Christmas trivia with Top Dad Ken 🐘 Secrets of the White Elephant gift exchange. 👔...

Episode 204: The Christmas Show The Top Dad Podcast is bringing holiday cheer! 🎄✨ Join the Top Dads as they dive into: 🎥 Why The Goonies being rated PG still blows our minds (seriously, 80s?). 🎃🍾 The holiday season marathon from Halloween to New Year’s Eve—how do parents survive it? 🎅 Elf on the Shelf etiquette: don’t ruin it for other parents! 🎁 A sprinkle of Christmas magic and a sneak peek at what the Top Dads really want under the tree this year. Tune in for festive fun, dad debates, and ...

Episode 2023: “Bears, 80s Cartoons, and Turkey Day Tales” In this jam-packed episode of the Top Dad Podcast, the dads tackle the tough question: Why are the Chicago Bears so bad? Plus, a nostalgic dive into our favorite 80s cartoons, a hilarious Thanksgiving Day recap, and the return of those mischievous Elves on the Shelves. Don’t miss the bonus content where we reveal the #1 Top Dad Joke of Thanksgiving! Subscribe and listen for dad wisdom, laughs, and a side of turkey. 🦃🎄📺 #TopDad #Parenti...

In this gobble-tastic episode of the Top Dad Podcast, we’re serving up a platter of Thanksgiving goodness! 🍗🍁 Whether you’re hosting, mooching, or just dodging in-laws, we’ve got you covered with: •Thanksgiving Tips from the Top Dads—from avoiding family drama to sneaking the last crescent roll. •Black Friday Shenanigans—the art of dodging elbows and scoring deals while half-asleep. •The Top 5 Thanksgiving Pies and Sides—warning: may cause drooling. •How to Deep Fry a Turkey—because what’s Th...

Episode 201: “Winter Woes, Thanksgiving To-Dos, and Bougie Dad Getaways” In this frosty episode of The Top DAD Podcast, we dive headfirst into the challenges and quirks of Midwest winters—from battling malfunctioning furnaces to defrosting your car for the millionth time. 🥶 Next, we shift gears to Thanksgiving prep—sharing tips, tricks, and the occasional kitchen disaster to help you survive the ultimate dad holiday. 🍗🍁 But that’s not all! We also explore the Bougie Dad Staycation with Top Da...

Episode 200: Dicks, Pizza, and Book IT—Celebrating 200 Episodes of Dad Life In this milestone episode, we dive into the hilarious and heartwarming quirks of parenting and dad life. First up, the endless joy kids get from “innocently” saying words that almost sound like swearing (looking at you, Dick’s Sporting Goods). Then, we rave over our love for NYC pizza, reveal the ultimate secrets for reheating leftovers, and take a nostalgic trip down memory lane with Book IT and the classic Pizza Hut...

Episode 199: Drawing Inspiration: an Interview with Forrest Dickison, Author of Crispin’s Rainy Day In this episode, we sit down with Forrest Dickison—illustrator, artist, and now author of the delightful new children’s book, Crispin’s Rainy Day. Forrest shares his journey from illustrator to author, and we dive into his creative process, his inspirations, and the magic of storytelling for kids. Expect plenty of laughs as we sprinkle in dad jokes, discuss the joy (and challenge) of sharing o...

Episode 198: Building Core Memories 80’s Style 🔙⏰ Great Scott! It’s Back to the Future Day, and we’re diving into the time-traveling DeLorean to relive our favorite 80s moments. In this episode, we’re talking about the highs and lows of flying solo as a dad, bonding with our kids over classic 80s movies (yes, Uncle Buck is required viewing), and why music makes everything better—even epic bedtime battles of good vs evil. Plus, we dig into why parenting should be a partnership and how building...

Episode 197: Chicken Salad, Cosmic Fries, and the Ultimate Dad-Approved Food! In this deliciously fun episode of the Top Dad Podcast, we’re dishing on our recent trips to some seriously cool restaurants—like CosMc's, where the fries are out of this world 🚀, and Chicken Salad Chick 🐥, where yes, dads can enjoy chicken salad and still maintain our manly image. Food is the glue that holds families together (or maybe that’s just ketchup), and we’re here to talk about making meals more fun, memora...

“Trunk or Treat, 5th Grade Farewells & Dude Perfect: Top Dad’s Guide to Crushing Dad Life” In this episode of Top Dad, we dive into all things dad as we tackle the fall favorite—Trunk or Treat—and give our hot takes on how to dominate the candy distribution game. Next, we relive the emotional rollercoaster of 5th Grade Going Away Parties (yes, it’s a thing now) as our little ones gear up to leave elementary school. We also discuss the awesomeness that is Outdoor Ed, where kids get to esca...

Episode 195:“Dad Swears &Hardware Showdowns: The Ultimate Dad Debate” In this jam-packed episode of Top Dad, we tackle some of the biggest debates in dad life: •A Dad’s Guide to Swearing: When is it okay to swear around the kids, and how do we teach them about it? When is it ok to let your kids swear???! •Meijer Review: The lesser-known step-cousin of Target and Walmart—where does it rank in your dad shopping routine? •Lowe’s vs. Home Depot: The hardware store war that never ends. Is your...

Episode 194: Errands, IKEA, & Dads Getting Stuff Done Like a Boss Dads, it’s time to roll up your sleeves and tackle that to-do list! In this episode of the Top Dad Podcast, we’re talking all things “Dad Errands”—from navigating the maze that is IKEA to piecing together flat-packed furniture without losing your cool. Plus, we’re embracing our inner homemaker with a trip to Joanne Fabrics, because who says dads can’t pick out craft supplies with the best of them? Whether you’re building a...

Episode 193: Surviving Heat Waves and Bug Bites—The Dad's Guide to Summer Struggles Summer isn’t all BBQs and pool parties—sometimes it’s heat waves that melt your will to live and bug bites that turn your kids into human pin cushions! In this episode of the Top Dad Podcast, we’re tackling the not-so-fun parts of summer: how to survive those blistering heat waves without losing your cool and dealing with the endless barrage of bug bites that come with outdoor dad life. From heat hacks that’ll...

Episode 192: The Dad Awakening—Realizing You’re Not in Your Twenties Anymore Dads, it’s time for a reality check—you're not 21 anymore, and your back probably reminded you of that this morning! In this episode of the Top Dad Podcast, we're diving into the bittersweet realization that we’re not as young as we used to be. From creaky joints to realizing you’ve become the guy who complains about loud music, we’re here to help you navigate this new phase of dad life with a smile (and maybe a groa...

Episode 191: Back to School Blues & The Great Sidewalk Debate: A Dad’s Guide to the Returning your Children to School. School’s in session, and so is a whole new set of challenges for dads everywhere! In this episode of the Top Dad Podcast, we’re diving into how to mentally prepare for the big back-to-school shift in family dynamics. From the chaos of getting everyone out the door on time to finding peace amidst the new routines, we’ve got the tips you need to keep your sanity inta...

🎙️ Episode 190: The End is Near—of Summer, That Is! Pre-Back to School Survival Guide for Dads As summer starts packing its bags and the school year creeps closer, it's time to shift gears from poolside lounging to homework helpin'. In this episode of the Top Dad Podcast, we’re diving into the deep end of the dad pool with tips and tricks to make the transition from summer fun to school run as smooth as your dad jokes (and just as cheesy). We’ll be talking about how to squeeze in those last-m...

🎙️ Episode 189: When to Yell at Other People's Kids + A Dad's Guide to the movies Welcome to another insightful and hilarious episode of the Top Dad Podcast! In this episode, we're tackling a tricky but important topic: when is it okay to yell at other people's kids when they're over at your house? We'll share our experiences, dive into the dos and don'ts, and offer practical tips for navigating these sticky situations. But that's not all! Coordinating a movie night with friends can sometimes...

🎙️ Episode 188: Disaster Dads: Preparing for the Unexpected In this episode of "Disaster Dads," we dive into the world of preparedness for the most unpredictable scenarios, from natural disasters like tornadoes to the fantastical but thrilling concept of a zombie apocalypse. Join us as we explore practical tips, essential gear, and strategic plans to ensure your family’s safety and well-being in the face of any catastrophe. Whether it’s hunkering down in a storm shelter or fortifying y...

🎙️ Episode 187: "When Inclusion Goes Awry: Navigating the Challenges of Parenting and Inclusion" Welcome back to the Top Dad podcast, where we tackle the toughest parenting topics with humor, honesty, and a dash of dad jokes. This week, we're diving into a serious but essential topic: what to do when inclusion goes wrong. As parents, we all strive to teach our kids the importance of inclusivity and kindness. But what happens when those well-intentioned efforts hit a snag? Whether it's d...

🎙️ Episode 186: "Seltzers, Sand Traps, and Summer Shenanigans: The Ultimate Dad's Guide" Welcome back to the Top Dad podcast, where we take dad jokes seriously and summer fun even more so! In this episode, we dive into the sun-soaked world of summer lovin'—dad style. Join us as we crack open some ice-cold seltzers, share our best (and worst) golf stories, and dish out top-notch tips for making the most of those precious summer days with your kids before the school bell rings again. Will our g...

🎙️ Episode 185: When is it no longer cool for your kids to call you Daddy? Join us on Top Dad as we dive into the emotional journey of kids transitioning from "Daddy" to "Dad." Plus, hear about Ken's wild summer at the Y and lakeside with Uncle Bert, and Matt's European escapade through Switzerland and Paris. Don't miss out on the laughter and insights! 🌟 #TopDadPodcast #ParentingJourney #FamilyAdventures Segment 1: The Daddy Dilemma When does "Daddy" become "Dad"? We discuss the moments whe...

🎙️ Episode 184: Dad Moves: Mastering Chaos in Real Estate Buckle up, dads! In this episode of Top Dad, we dive into the hilarious chaos of buying, selling, and moving into a new house when you're in your 40s. From questionable fatherly insights to unpacking pandemonium, join us for laughs and plenty of Dad jokes as the Top Dads navigate the real estate world. 🤣📦 Thank you for listening and taking this journey with us. Please follow us on social media for great Top Dad tips, tricks, jokes, an...

🎙️ Episode 183: Funny Dads, Garage Sales, and Swiss Adventures Despite the fact that Father's Day might not always get the same fanfare as Mother's Day, we're here to celebrate the incredible dads who make life a grand adventure. From dad jokes to dad vacations, and all the way back to garage sales... we wouldn't change a thing about the Top Dad's. Thank you for listening and taking this journey with us. Please follow us on social media for great Top Dad tips, tricks, jokes, and h...

🎙️ Episode 182: The subscriptions we love to hate! Ever feel like your subscriptions have a love-hate relationship with your wallet? 💸 This week on the podcast, we're spilling the tea on the subscriptions we love to hate. From those sneaky auto-renewals to services we can’t quite quit, join us as we break down the ones that keep us hooked (and sometimes annoyed)! Then, we switch gears and lace up our cleats to talk about soccer rivalries. Soccer is a sport fueled by passion, tradition...

🎙️ Episode 181: So your kid wants to play on the travel team...? ⚽️🏀⚾️🏒 In this episode of Top Dad, we athletically dive head-first into the world of travel sports teams! Is your child eager to join a travel team, and you're unsure what it means for your family? We've got you covered! We'll discuss the pros and cons, time commitments, financial implications, and the impact on family dynamics. Plus, we’ll share tips on how to stay organized, support your young athlete, and mainta...

🎙️ Episode 180: Dad Power and Bad Days We all have bad days that just seem to drag on, and every little thing that could go wrong does go wrong, but when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. The Top Dads discuss a little-known superpower called "Dad Power". The ability to perform miraculous parenting miracles with little sleep, zero patience, and ultimately turn those bad days into core memories for your children. Follow along as the Top Dad's discuss their rankings and reasonin...

🎙️ Episode 179: The Top Movie Moms 🎬 Moms I love in Films...MILFS? The Top Dads rank their top movie moms in cinema as a tribute for our first episode after Mother's Day 2024. Only movie moms qualify for our TOP MOVIE MOMS list; no TV moms here (those will probably come next year), just the best of movie matrons. Follow along as the Top Dad's discuss their rankings and reasonings for their favorite mommas. Thank you for listening and taking this journey with us. Plea...

🎙️ Episode 178: Page-Turning Dads with lawnmowers 📚 Are you a Dad who reads while mowing the lawn? For many top dads, the weekly chore of taming the grass offers a rare opportunity for quiet reflection and literary escape. Join us as we explore the joys of multitasking, where the hum of the lawnmower becomes the soundtrack to a world of imagination and adventure. So grab your headphones, fire up the lawnmower, and join us as we celebrate the simple pleasure of reading and mowing the lawn. ...

🎙️ Episode 177: Plumbing Wisdom for the Everyday Dad 🪠 The Top Dads talk plumbing, and there has not been a better duo of plumbers since the Mario Brothers. Let’s face it: Dads are often the unsung heroes when it comes to fixing things around the house, and plumbing is no exception. So, we've got you covered whether you’re dealing with a toilet that won’t stop running or a shower that’s seen better days. Thank you for listening and taking this journey with us. Please follow us on social med...

🎙️ Episode 176: Bears Beats Basketballgalactica 🏀 The Chicago Bears have the First and Ninth picks in the 2024 NFL Draft... who do the Top Dads think they will pick? Top Dad Matt hits full dad mode with lunch and play with his boys, Zoo Field Trips, and has trouble describing a Merry Go Round... it's awesome. Top Dad Ken gives his rendition of how to deal with a physical altercation at Basketball camp with five-year-olds. Did he make the right choice???? Thank you for listening ...

🎙️ Episode 175: Springtime and the Abdominal Thrust ✅ In this lively episode of Top Dad, we combine the thrill of golf's most prestigious tournament with the joys of springtime as it blooms anew. Join us as we recap the highlights and surprises of the Masters tournament, celebrating the triumphs and heartbreaks of the world's top golfers. But the excitement doesn't stop there! As the flowers bloom and the weather warms, we dive into the delights of spring for dads everywhere...their yards. ...

🎙️ Episode 174: Chasing Shadows: a total eclipse of the fart 💨 In this captivating episode, The Top Dads delve into the awe-inspiring phenomenon of the solar eclipse that graced the skies on April 7th, 2024. Join us as we recount our personal experiences and share the wonder of witnessing the sun disappear behind the moon, casting a surreal shadow over the landscape. From the anticipation building to the moment of totality and the profound sense of connection with the universe, we explore...

🎙️ Episode 173: "Parenting After Spring Break: Navigating the Week After the Kids Return to School" Welcome back to the Top Dad podcast! In this episode, we explore the unique challenges and experiences of parents during the week following their children's spring break. While the kids return to school, parents often face a different kind of "spring break hangover" as they readjust to their regular routines. From catching up on work to managing household chores and trying to find a moment for...

Episode 172: Be Kind Rewind ~ Lost Technologies of the 80's & 90's Welcome back to the Top Dad podcast! In this nostalgic trip down memory lane, we're diving deep into the lost technologies of the 80's and 90's with our special episode, "Be Kind and Rewind." Join the Top Dad's as we reminisce about the gadgets, gizmos, and innovations that defined our childhoods. From VHS tapes and cassette players to floppy disks and dial-up internet, we'll explore the technologies that shaped our form...

Episode 171: Million Dollar 💵 Rookie Cards 🏒 In this episode of the Top Dad podcast, join us on a journey through the nostalgic wonderland of 80s cartoons and the exciting world of sports card collecting. Top Dad Ken and Matt reminisce about iconic shows like "He-Man," "Transformers," and "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles," exploring the impact these cartoons had on their lives and which iconic 80s cartoons they would bring back. But it's not all about the past! Our hosts also dive into the pre...

Episode 170: "Sibling Supervision: Navigating Babysitting Rules, Regulations, and Restrictions for the Oldest Child in Charge" Welcome back to the Top Dad Podcast! In this week's episode, we dive into sibling dynamics and parenting responsibilities with our latest topic: "Sibling Supervision." Have you ever wondered about the rules, regulations, and restrictions when entrusting your oldest child to watch over their younger siblings? We've got you covered! Tune in to discover the delicate bal...

Episode 169: Big Apple Swings and Simulated Greens Get ready for a dadtastic adventure in the city that never sleeps! On this episode of the Top Dad podcast, we're taking a swing through the bustling streets of NYC and into the world of golf simulators. Join us as one Dad navigates the concrete jungle while the other discovers the hidden gems of garage golfing. From dodging yellow cabs to perfecting your swing in a virtual paradise, we share the highs, the lows, and the downright hilarious m...

Episode 168: Post-Vacation Dads Welcome back to another episode of The Top Dad Podcast! Today, we're diving into the unique experiences of dads returning home from vacation. Join us as we explore the art of spending quality time with the kids after being away, sharing practical tips on making it up to them, and understanding the delicate balance of parenting. We also delve into the secrets of mending fences with the wife and rekindling that post-vacation romance. But it's not just about the ...

Episode 167: "Brocation Bliss: Dads on Vacation" Join us on this special episode of Top Dad podcast as we dive into the ultimate guys' getaway! In 'Brocation Bliss,' we explore the highs, the lows, and the unforgettable moments of dads letting loose on vacation. From epic road trips to bonding over barbecue, we share hilarious stories, travel tips, and the secret to mastering the art of 'daditude' while savoring every moment of the ultimate guys' trip. Whether you're planning your own escap...

Episode 166: "Solo Dad Chronicles: Navigating Mr. Mom Duties While Mom's Away" In this episode of the TOP DAD podcast, we embark on an adventure like no other – a journey into the chaotic and adventurous world of dads home alone with the kids while mom is out of town. Our fearless hosts take center stage, sharing tales of survival, laughter, and unexpected bonding moments. From impromptu dance parties to questionable culinary experiments, our host takes you through the highs, lows, and hila...

Episode 165: Tales of Parenthood Post-Disneyland Adventures Whether you're a seasoned Disney enthusiast or a parent seeking inspiration for your own magical journey, this episode is a celebration of family, adventure, and the pure magic that Disneyland can bring to a dad's heart. Listen in as we explore the invaluable lessons learned by one Top Dad about patience, resilience, and the power of creating lasting memories. Get ready to be transported to a world of wonder and nostalgia as w...

Episode 164: Birth Order Dynamics: Unraveling the Unique Roles of Siblings In this special episode of the Top Dad Podcast, we embark on a heartwarming exploration of the intricate world of sibling relationships. Join us as we unravel the fascinating dynamics influenced by birth order and discuss how dads can play a pivotal role in fostering lasting connections among their children. Whether you're a dad to a first-born, middle child, or youngest, this episode offers a heartfelt guide to navi...

Episode 163: "Dad's Guide to E-Learning: Navigating the Virtual Classroom" The Top Dads tackle the challenges and triumphs of navigating the world of e-learning as a parent. Join us as we explore practical strategies, share personal stories, and offer insights to help dads effectively support their children's education in the digital era. We discuss the delicate balance between parental involvement and fostering independent learning, addressing common concerns such as screen time, motivatio...

Episode 162: "Snowpocalypse: is this the end of a free winter school day?" In this heartwarming and hilarious episode, join two dads as they navigate a snow day's unexpected joys and challenges, lovingly referred to as the "Snowpocalypse." As winter blankets their neighborhood in a sea of white, our dynamic duo shares their tales of triumphs and tribulations while grappling with the reality of school closures. As the snow falls outside, the Top Dads reflect on the beauty of unplanned qualit...

Episode 161: "Dad Goals: Navigating New Year's Resolutions" Ring in the New Year with the Top Dads, Ken and Matt, as they tackle the age-old tradition of setting resolutions. In this episode, aptly titled "Dad Goals," these two podcasting dads share their aspirations, pitfalls, and the unique challenges of making New Year's resolutions in the chaos of fatherhood. The hosts dive into their own resolutions, offering a behind-the-scenes look at the trials and triumphs of trying to become the b...

Episode 160: "Yule Log Jugglers: Navigating Dad Life in the Holiday Hustle" In this special holiday edition, our hosts candidly discuss the challenges of being super busy dads during Christmas – from orchestrating the perfect family gatherings to finding that elusive "must-have" toy for the kids. Laugh along with them as they recount their attempts at mastering the art of gift wrapping and share their not-so-secret strategies for surviving the inevitable last-minute shopping sprees. Tune i...

Episode 159: Dad Holiday Tips, Tricks and Hacks! Tis the season to be jolly and, let's face it, a bit overwhelmed. Join our hosts, Top Dads Ken and Matt, in a festive and informative episode dedicated to mastering the art of holiday parenting. In "Dad Hacks for the Holidays," these two dads share their tried-and-true tips, clever tricks, and downright genius hacks to help you sail smoothly through the most wonderful time of the year. From navigating the chaos of holiday shopping for the kids...

Episode 158: Old School Parenting Step into the time machine with the Top Dads as they embark on a nostalgic journey through parenthood, blending the timeless wisdom of their 1980s childhood with the challenges and joys of raising kids in the present day. In this special episode, "Old School Parenting," the TOP DADS share their unique insights, hilarious anecdotes, and heartfelt stories about the art of parenting, 1980s style. Thank you for listening and taking this journey with us. Please ...

Episode 157: Turkey Troubles and Cranberry Catastrophes: A Thanksgiving Tale of Two Dads Grab a seat, wear your favorite sweater, and prepare for a rollercoaster of laughter and relatable moments. "Turkey Troubles and Cranberry Catastrophes" is the perfect episode to remind you that sometimes the best memories are made when things don't go quite as planned. It's a Thanksgiving story you won't want to miss! Thank you for listening and taking this journey with us. Please follow us on social m...

Episode 156: Rich Dad Top Dad Join the Top Dads as they dive into the intricacies of discussing money matters with their kids. From piggy banks to stock markets, your two favorite Dads share their personal journeys, triumphs, and challenges in imparting financial wisdom to the next generation. Thank you for listening and taking this journey with us. Please follow us on social media for great Top Dad tips, tricks, jokes, and hacks. TopDadpod.com Want to help the show? The best way to help t...

Episode 155: $hit I bought on Instagram Join us as two fathers embark on a comical journey through the world of online shopping and social media consumerism. The Top Dads explore the strange and often bewildering purchases they've made after succumbing to the persuasive power of social media ads. Discover the ups and downs of impulse buying, the unexpected joys of discovering hidden gems, and the all-too-familiar regrets of purchases that were just a tad too good to be true. Thank y...

Episode 154: The Nightmare before Houston 🤠! Welcome back to another episode of Top Dad, the podcast where we navigate the wild world of parenting, dad tech gadgets and give our take on men's underwear! The misadventures in Houston and shopping for new underwear. We'll share our hilarious stories of deciphering the mysterious world of men's underwear, complete with fabric choices, styles, and colors that boggle the mind. After all, isn't it every dad's dilemma when faced with an underw...