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- 649 - ☎️ Bestie Hotline: I Wanted To Be A Fun Mum
Today’s caller bought all the halloween party decorations and now that they have arrived, the vibe has changed.
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Thu, 22 Oct 2026 - 648 - Dance Mum Drama Side Stage
Gem’s got a new favourite word and leaning in all the associated vibes. And an update on Iggy’s trophy. Kids saving their worst behaviour for their sibling, it’s a scientific fact, but why… no seriously, WHY!? Gem’s diving back into the solo dance competition world with some behaviour she witnessed from a mother, yep you heard that right.
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G: Make Up By Mario Blush Stick (raspberry)
R: East of Edenon Netflix
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Mon, 19 Oct 2026 - 647 - ☎️ Bestie Hotline: Were You Really Working Late, Hubs?
Today’s caller chanced upon her husband’s phone with a text message that read “Your Wife Is Going To Kill You”.
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Thu, 15 Oct 2026 - 646 - Gem Needs To Die With The Lie
First up, life admin! Worm your kids every term cos that’s another thing we simply don’t have time for. Then, Gem has a parenting moment so shameful she’s taking Raffa down with her. Brace yourselves. And finally, we all know Yai is the gold standard of Mums, Grandmothers and Mother-in-Laws, so let’s unpack our own MIL goals despite having absolutely no experience in the matter. Just vibes, delusion and a dream. Happy Tuesday, DLs x
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Mon, 12 Oct 2026 - 645 - ☎️ Bestie Hotline: I’m in a One-Sided Friendship
Today’s caller tried a friendship experiment and wasn’t happy with the results.
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Thu, 08 Oct 2026 - 644 - Not-Single Single Mum
From the podcast that brought you What Menu Item Are You? comes the next instalment nobody asked for but everyone needs: What Weather Are You? And while we’re here… What Sport Are You? Play along at home DLs. Plus, Revz is no longer a single, single Mum, which leads us into a bigger chat, do we expect more from our single friends?
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R: Embryolisse Eclat Du Regard Eye Stick
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Mon, 05 Oct 2026 - 643 - The Fifth Trimester: Sam Wood’s DV Charges & The Myth Of The Good Guy
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Imagine being on death row, only for your execution not to work. That’s exactly what happened to Tennessee woman Christa Pike last week, and we’re certain it’s already being turned into a Netflix true crime documentary. Trigger warning on this one, DLs, as it deals with domestic violence. Former Bachelor star Sam Wood has been charged over an alleged domestic violence incident in Noosa over the weekend. We’re beyond over the problem this country has with violence against women, so where to from here? Then, a silly little palate cleanser. Influencer and Gen Z icon Alix Earle has just claimed she’s never read a book, but fear not! We’ve noticed a micro-trend seeking out tactile media again, and we’re so here for it. Our INs and OUTs include the new quiet luxury symbol, the death of baggy jeans, ugly sunnies and the ultimate beach accessory.
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Mon, 05 Oct 2026 - 642 - ☎️ Bestie Hotline: I’m Never the Mum Who Puts Her Hand Up
This week's caller is feeling guilty for not volunteering at school. HARD relate.
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Thu, 01 Oct 2026 - 641 - Ask Us (Literally) Anything
Our 2026 live show, Know Thyself, has officially come to an end. So obviously, we had to do an AMA. We’re spilling some tour tea, talking costumes, getting emotional about the final show and answering the question everyone wants to know… what happens next? Come for the answers. Stay for the oversharing.
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Mon, 28 Sep 2026 - 640 - ☎️ Bestie Hotline: I Want Our Families To Blend
Today’s caller has mixed feelings about blending her family.
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Thu, 24 Sep 2026 - 639 - What Age of Kid Is The Easiest?
Know Thyself is officially over, the showgirl shoes are off and Gem and Revz are left wondering what the hell they’re going to do with themselves now. In the meantime, stream all four shows on the website before they’re gone forever! Then, the school mum contact naming system “Gemma (Raffa & Iggy’s Mum)” it’s an official thing, right? And Gem wants to freeze her kids at 6 and 8 forever, is this the perfect age? DLs, A little glimmer of hope from the early parenting trenches, because there really is a light at the end of that motherf*cking tunnel.
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G: Tool to dig up Make Up and Skincare Dregs
R: Gyoza Girl
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Mon, 21 Sep 2026 - 638 - ☎️ Bestie Hotline: I Can’t Deal With Class Parent Politics
This week’s DL has got more than she bargained for as class parent.
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Thu, 17 Sep 2026 - 637 - Revz’s (Current) Boyfriend in the Hot Seat
Doron’s on the mic today and honestly, buckle up. We’re getting a little taste of what it’s like to fall in love, move to NYC and chase a Broadway dream… all in the time it takes to get two manicures. Casual.
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Mon, 14 Sep 2026 - 636 - ☎️ Bestie Hotline: Postpartum is NOT a Competition, Bestie
Today's caller is not vibing her competitive postpartum friend.
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Thu, 10 Sep 2026 - 635 - Tradwife For The Independent Woman
Welcome to the roast fest, Besties, it’s our love language. The WDHTFT Live Show Box Set is officially here! Get all 4 shows, including the Know Thyself livestream on Saturday 19 September, via our website. Squeal! Then, what comes to mind when you hear “independent woman”? And why don’t we talk about independent men in quite the same way? Plus, we’re unpacking Dr Gottman’s Bids for Connection. Are you turning towards, turning away… or completely missing the bid because you’re on your phone?
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Mon, 07 Sep 2026 - 634 - ☎️ Bestie Hotline: Should I Take The Leap?
This week’s caller is thinking of moving countries and doing a whole life change.
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Thu, 03 Sep 2026 - 633 - Night Nanny With A Side Of Shame
The bad news is we had a technical glitch and lost our audio files, the good news is we extracted the video audio so we didn't leave you without an ep this week.
A night nanny sounds like the dream, so why does accepting help come with a complimentary side of shame and guilt? Today we’re unpacking the weird pressure to do it all, the judgement around outsourcing the night shift and why exhausted mums simply cannot win. Let’s discuss, DLs.
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Mon, 31 Aug 2026 - 632 - ☎️ Bestie Hotline: I'm Feeling Pet Pressure
Her kids want a dog, but our DL does not.
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Thu, 27 Aug 2026 - 631 - The Third Child Conspiracy
Ok, so apparently third babies are usually a “surprise”. But is this an actual phenomenon, a wildly convenient excuse, or have parents simply stopped pretending they know how babies are made by round three? Let’s unpack the third-child theory. And while we’re here, we reminisce about the good, the beautiful and the mostly very difficult reality of our newborn life. Happy Tuesday, DLs!
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Mon, 24 Aug 2026 - 630 - ☎️ Bestie Hotline: Friendship Divorce
Today's caller is in the middle of a friendship breakup and has to pick a side.
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Thu, 20 Aug 2026 - 629 - The Fifth Trimester: Why Hayden Panettiere’s Death Has Rocked Millennials
Hollywood actress Hayden Panettiere has tragically died at just 36 years old from a suspected overdose. She was found unresponsive at a residence in Greenville, South Carolina, on Sunday, August 16. A true millennial icon, Hayden began acting as a child and broke through in Remember the Titans at just 10 years old, before going on to star in Heroes, Nashville and the Scream franchise. Bella is joined by Gem to unpack the devastating news in real time, reflecting on Hayden’s extraordinary career, the darker side of growing up in the Hollywood machine, and the complicated intersection of child stardom, exploitation and addiction that she spoke so openly about throughout her life.
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Wed, 19 Aug 2026 - 628 - My Best Friend and Your Best Friend
Revz's best friend (obvi) Gem, and Revz's boyfriend's best friend (stay with us) Jordy, both sit down on the mic to chat. How are the best friends doing with this whirlwind romance? The bestie support group has entered the chat.
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Mon, 17 Aug 2026 - 627 - ☎️ Bestie Hotline: Did Your Kid Really Do That?
This week’s caller is struggling with the impossible quality of the third graders projects.
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Thu, 13 Aug 2026 - 626 - What’s with the Parents On the Sidelines?
Canberra, here we come! We are mere DAYS away from hitting the stage with our Know Thyself show, and our excitement levels have officially reached pants-wetting territory. Meanwhile, Revz may or may not have almost burnt down her house… again. Teddy is absolutely devastated after losing his favourite PJs, Isla’s first stint as a referee may also have been her last, jaw-on-the-floor moment incoming, and Iggy has officially become the most indecisive child alive, which is reeeeally testing Gem’s patience. Big feelings, questionable decisions and pre-show chaos. So, standard.
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Mon, 10 Aug 2026 - 625 - ☎️ Bestie Hotline: Is That What They’re Wearing, Hubs?
Today’s caller wants her husband to take pride in their kids appearance.
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Thu, 06 Aug 2026 - 624 - Some news...
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Wed, 05 Aug 2026 - 623 - The Dance Mum's Lament
Life is absolutely LIFE-ING and, frankly, we'd like to speak to management. With showtime looming, we're operating somewhere between "is it too much?" and "we've got this." Meanwhile, Isla's latest school assignment has Revz asking why the cost-of-living crisis hasn't made its way into primary school homework, and Gem's accidentally entered the elite, bedazzled fever dream that is the solo dance competition world. Fake lashes, fake tan, too many rhinestones and an unsettling feeling. Let's unpack.
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R: Fresh Off The Boat on Disney+
G: The Odyssey at Imax
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Mon, 03 Aug 2026 - 622 - ☎️ Bestie Hotline: Eyes Off My Handbag!
This week’s caller has a fancy designer handbag, that’s getting a lot of attention.
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Thu, 30 Jul 2026 - 621 - I'm Yucking Your Yum
Holiday debriefs are in and let's just say our top travel tips are probably not the ones you'll find on Instagram. We chat live show prep, why Revz is suddenly feeling very nervous, and settle the age old debate of folding versus hanging because apparently this is what adulthood has come to. Then Gem reveals the one thing guaranteed to send her into a full body spiral, feet. Too many feet. Far too much foot chat.
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G: Butter chicken pies Harris Farm (Aff link)
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Mon, 27 Jul 2026 - 620 - ☎️ Bestie Hotline: I Can’t Look My Hairdresser In The Eye
Today’s caller received an accidental bob from her best friend who is also her hairdresser. Disaster.
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Thu, 23 Jul 2026 - 619 - Fleeced At The Canteen
Kicking off today's ep with a little PSA... your kids are listening. And according to science, they believe everything they overhear, so make it count. Quick quezzie, does your family have a theme? Cos we get into sibling names and the bizarre decision to name multiple children as though they are a matching set. Revz has a bone to pick with the school canteen and how good was the hot cheese roll? Speaking of heaven, Gem went on a sensory adventure to the Epicurean buffet, before falling headfirst into her personal hell; life admin. Happy Tuesday DLs x
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KD: Life Unhurried Sleep, Please
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Mon, 20 Jul 2026 - 618 - ☎️ Bestie Hotline: He's Obsessed With Saving Money
This week’s caller is struggling to get on board with her partners’ new money saving strategies.
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Thu, 16 Jul 2026 - 617 - Since When Are We In Charge?
How do you measure distance in your head? Blue whales? Swimming pools? Or are you like Gem who can somehow just feel a kilometre? We check in on Revz's new love and whether Gem's finally caught up. Then, Gem has a bone to pick with Gen Z because the vibes are off and the forward energy seems to be MIA. Plus, why does theatre feel like it's on life support? Can we blame cozzie livs for absolutely everything, and, as always, this episode ends up nowhere near where we started.
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R: Scarlet rechargeable heat pack
G: Zone your car speakers.
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Mon, 13 Jul 2026 - 616 - ☎️ Bestie Hotline: The MIL Economy
Today’s caller is feeling the imbalance of family dynamics.
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Thu, 09 Jul 2026 - 615 - The Long Distance Relationship Game
Quick reminder to check your bosoms because we're nothing if not committed to your wellbeing. Then it's onto the great moustache debate because Revz has developed a concerning appreciation for the humble soup strainer. Gem dishes out some tough love after an Iggy, World Cup and pocket money situation that has the group chat divided. Plus, a trip down memory lane to New York and the early days of Gem and Hubs. Gem dishes out all her long distance relationship tips, now that Revz is dealing with different time zones. Gem drops another health update and let's just say someone's crystals are copping the blame. Happy Tuesday DLs. May the school holidays be ever in your favour.
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G: Benefit Lip StainR: The Four Seasons on Netflix
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Mon, 06 Jul 2026 - 614 - ☎️ Bestie Hotline: Should I Confess Now or Risk Wedding Chaos?
This week's caller is desperate to avoid a wedding-day disaster.
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Thu, 02 Jul 2026 - 613 - Are you sitting down DLs?
First up, some glamorous life admin because it's time to worm your kids. Tick that shit off and move on with your day. Then Revz is on a fake tan journey and we'll check back in a few weeks to see how that's... developing. But that's not even the headline. DLs, we need you seated for this one because a bomb has dropped in Revz's life and honestly, we're still processing. Bestie is activated, feelings are high, and as always, chaos has entered the chat. Keeping it spicy since day dot.
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G: Nicole Fendel LocketR: Claude
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Mon, 29 Jun 2026 - 612 - ☎️ Bestie Hotline: Babe, Please Give Me A Compliment
Today’s caller is married to a love language mismatch.
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Thu, 25 Jun 2026 - 611 - The DM That Wasn’t Meant For Us
What's everyone doing with their freezer because Revz has a theory and frankly, none of us are coming out of this looking good. Meanwhile Gem is deep in nit hell and Revz is armed with enough experience, wisdom and unsolicited advice to start a support group. Then we're taking a nostalgic trip back to the golden age of 90s kids movies, except Gem's children have started asking questions that absolutely ruin the magic and she does not have time for it. Plus, Revz accidentally receives a DM that was very much not intended for her and what follows is equal parts high school bullshit, overthinking and group therapy.
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Mon, 22 Jun 2026 - 610 - ☎️ Bestie Hotline: I Don't Want Beef With My Neighbour
This week's caller wants to 'love thy neighbour' but doesn't love thy neighbour's lawn mowing skills.
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Thu, 18 Jun 2026 - 609 - I Get Knocked Down...
Gem’s got the holy grail of hacks (no exaggeration) to help with kid’s resilience. Naturally, this leads us down a completely necessary detour into inspirational song recommendations because apparently we're all one power ballad away from personal growth. Then we tackle a parenting controversy that's been dividing households for generations: bribery. Are rewards ruining our children, or are they the only reason anyone under ten is wearing shoes? No seriously, if we don’t have bribes and rewards, how else do we get shit done?
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G: No noise footballR: Mini Magnetic Tiles Travel Set (aff link)
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Mon, 15 Jun 2026 - 608 - ☎️ Bestie Hotline: When Can I Ditch Swimming Lessons?
Today's caller wants to know when she can drop her kid's swimming lessons and save some money.
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Thu, 11 Jun 2026 - 607 - Theatre Nerds Do Sport Ball
Starting today’s ep with the most important discussion of 2026. What are Australia’s favourite Cadbury chocolate bars? Warning: some results will shock you. More merch has arrived at the pod office and we are frothing!! Gem’s in the extra curricular activity trenches and her weekend is fully booked. Then Iggy’s got a passion and Gem’s trying to be supportive but has not got a f*cking clue. Revz has got questionable advice and tips for the best way to perform sport ball. Take it or (most likely) leave it.
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Mon, 08 Jun 2026 - 606 - ☎️ Bestie Hotline: My 7yo is Ashamed of her Body Hair
This week's caller wants to know if she should let her 7yo shave.
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Thu, 04 Jun 2026 - 605 - Gem Crashed The Fifth Trimester. She has notes.
Bella's giving Gem a lesson in pop culture this week. We're talking cringey celeb comebacks, a sneaky marriage, fake freckles and cancelling lolly bags. Bella is bringing all the T and Gem's got notes.
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Tue, 02 Jun 2026 - 604 - Gem’s Blood Test Got Her Sweating
Can we pull the brakes on the Year of the Horse cos it's June and we need a nap. Seriously. Gem’s living her best life back in dance classes but then gets some surprising results from a recent blood test. Then, do we actually have to be good at our hobbies to enjoy them? Because Gem’s not happy about being the worst in her class and has developed a rebellious streak to balance out her tennis talents.... or lack thereof. Happy Tuesday, DLs!
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Mon, 01 Jun 2026 - 603 - Unlocked: $500 For a Fake Orgasm
A little treat for your Saturday morning, we've unlocked a fav subscriber episode for some LOLs.
Besties, there are two kinds of people in this world: the ones who can keep treats in the pantry for “later” and the ones who inhale them before the groceries are even unpacked (guess which camp we’re in). And then, buckle up, because Revz has a massage story. Let’s just say it may or may not involve a happy ending. A real juicy one for you today. Enjoy x
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Fri, 29 May 2026 - 602 - ☎️ Bestie Hotline: How Do I Make My Kids Besties?
This week's caller wants to guarantee a bond between her kids.
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Thu, 28 May 2026 - 601 - The Fifth Trimester : Will The Real Kylie Minogue Please Stand Up?
It’s the only show we wanna talk about right now - Netflix’s Kylie Minogue three-part documentary, Kylie,so of course we had to record a special episode to break it all down. We chat about all the huge bombshells (career, cancer, kids), and all the things that were left unsaid.
Because the big question is, after three hours with Australia’s golden girl of pop, do we actually know Kylie better? Or has Kylie done what Kylie does best - let us close enough to feel her glittery warmth, but not quite close enough to touch the truth?
Plus, Lu opens up about how Kylie and Dannii Minogue’s dynamic reminds her a lot of her own bond with her big sister Revs, and why one sibling’s success should never be the other’s undoing.
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Wed, 27 May 2026 - 600 - Bonus: Let’s Go Back To Where It All Began
You’re in for a treat DLs! Producer Kate made Gem and Revz listen to their very first episode “We Bought A Mic” back in 2020. So naturally, Gem’s got notes, Revz has insights and now we’re all reminiscing on the ride that is WDHTFT. Whether you’re an OG from day dot or new to the chat, this ones for you x
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Tue, 26 May 2026 - 599 - Own Your Trash
Gem’s accidentally become a full-time indoor plant parent and we fear this might officially be our midlife crisis era. Then we introduce what may be the greatest invention of all time: The Adult Dress Up Box™️ — no notes, just a bloody good time. We also get into Gem’s latest documentary obsession, naturally spiral into trash TV and guilty pleasures, and the inevitable millennial midlife crisis. Finally, something deeply disturbing happened to Revz the other night that left us feeling humbled, disgusted and honestly a bit old.
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Mon, 25 May 2026 - 598 - ☎️ Bestie Hotline: I Don't Want Your Hand-Me-Downs
Today's caller has just discovered the mental load of hand-me-down kids clothing.
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Thu, 21 May 2026 - 597 - Bonus: The Mum Hack We All Needed
A must-listen for DLs chasing a little “life enhancement”! Ever head of The Third Space? Kellie Sulway joins us to unpack the tools, mindset shifts, and everyday habits that help you live with more intention. From finding clarity in the chaos to the parenting golden nuggets every family needs to hear, this convo is packed with practical takeaways you’ll actually want to use.
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Thu, 21 May 2026 - 596 - Can Everyone Just Shut Up!?
This week, Isla makes the catastrophic discovery of Revz's ChatGPT history and now clearing search history is another thing to add to the mental load. Gem unpacks her feelings about the latest Australian-set Netflix movie Apex and asks the important question: when was the last time you completely flipped your lid? Because... same. Plus, an absolutely necessary takedown of Timezone, the sensory overstimulation capital where relaxation goes to die.
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Mon, 18 May 2026 - 595 - ☎️ Bestie Hotline: My Bestie's In Her Wellness Era
Today's caller is is not loving her best friend's new personality.
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Thu, 14 May 2026 - 594 - Let's Talk About Divorce (With An Expert)
After an overwhelming response from Revz and Lu's "Let's Chat About Divorce" episode. We welcome Jacqui Curtis, Family and Divorce Lawyer, to answer all of your legal quezzies.
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Wed, 13 May 2026 - 593 - Another Thing We're Doing Wrong
How elite is Ribena? Not a question. A fact. That purple nectar deserves a cultural revisit. No notes. Then things take a turn. Ham: yet another thing we’re apparently doing wrong as parents. Revz crashed out in the school group chat and honestly, we've all thought about it. One mildly passive aggressive message which begs the question when do the dads start volunteering for school events? Just wondering, because the mums are tired. Plus, Gem finally solves the mystery of her lifelong tablet-swallowing trauma, and DLs, there’s a 1 in 5 chance you’ve got the same issue.
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Mon, 11 May 2026 - 592 - ☎️ Bestie Hotline: Relationship On 2x Speed
This week's caller has a very efficient boyfriend!
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Thu, 07 May 2026 - 591 - The Fifth Trimester : If Mother’s Day Is Hard For You ❤️🩹
Ahead of Mother’s Day this Sunday, Bella and Lu from our little sister poddy, The Fifth Trimester, are dropping in for a special lil chat/pep talk/warm hug for anyone who may find this day hard to navigate. Whether you’re longing to be a mum, missing your mum, caring for your mum, dealing with a complex mother-daughter relationship, a tricky mother-in-law dynamic, or a single mum... It’s a day that can put all of that under a microscope and really illuminate the pain. Lu opens up about how, in the wake of her divorce, Mother’s Day, and other big, celebratory moments now come with an undercurrent of sadness. Bella shares what it’s been like stepping into the role of legal guardian for her mum following a dementia diagnosis. The girls also share how they’re marking the day together this year, complete with a full-blown boycott of the whole damn thing. We hope this alternative view point makes you feel less alone, DLs.
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Wed, 06 May 2026 - 590 - I Shaved For This!
Gem kicks things off with a trip to Woolies and somehow spirals into gender stereotypes. Live show tickets are officially out, so grab your seats, secure the merch, and emotionally prepare for what may be the best night of your life. Next, we dive straight into fake alcohol, where Gem feels personally victimised by the non-alcohol industry, which naturally leads to a completely reasonable side quest dragging Zoomers, ironic considering what comes next. Gem shares what might be her most embarrassing story to date. Yes, it involves nudity, and yes, it is as bad as you think. Just when you think it cannot escalate, Revz steps in with her own laser nightmare. Finally, Revz opens up, pun very much intended, about her roster, and suddenly we are re-evaluating everything we said about Zoomers. We're bringing unhinged energy with a side of contradiction.
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Mon, 04 May 2026 - 589 - ☎️ Bestie Hotline: The Toxic Ex Fantasy, amiright?
Today's caller bumped into her ex, and now her brain won't shut up!
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Thu, 30 Apr 2026 - 588 - 🌸 Mother's Day Gift Guide: Links
Mother’s Day is just around the corner, and in this episode we’re sharing the links for the mums that know exactly what they want! Here are some of our ideas or send your own and everyone's happy! Share this episode with your partners, kids, or your village.
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Tue, 28 Apr 2026 - 587 - My Phone Knows Too Much
***LIVE SHOW TICKETS on sale 10am AEST 1st May***
Live show tickets go on sale this Friday, you know the drill. Fresh off a shopping spree, Gem has bought her first kini in over a decade and Revz is bringing full hype girl energy. Then, do you love grocery shopping or hate it, because this is truly a two types of people situation, especially when your spending habits clash with someone else’s. Revz also has a bug bear with anything that tracks you like sleep and fitness data, is it really necessary? Meanwhile Gem is seething over the small chaotic piles taking over her house and somehow her chuck it out personality might be creating little hoarders.
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Mon, 27 Apr 2026 - 586 - ☎️ Bestie Hotline: I Can't Afford To Celebrate My Bestie
This week's caller wants to spoil her bestie without breaking the bank.
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Thu, 23 Apr 2026 - 585 - 2026 Know Thyself: FAQs
All of YOUR questions answered for 2026 Live Tour: Know Thyself.
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Thu, 23 Apr 2026 - 584 - 🌸 Mother's Day Gift Guide: All Time Favourites
Mother’s Day is just around the corner, and in this episode we’re sharing our all time favourite gifts to celebrate the mums and mother figures in your life. Share this episode with your partners, kids, or your village.
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Tue, 21 Apr 2026 - 583 - 2026 Know Thyself
We've just announced our 2026 Live Tour: Know Thyself.
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Tue, 21 Apr 2026 - 582 - Party Like You’re Born In 1985
Happy Tuesday DLs! Revz is issuing a highly personal thank you to the DLs for their… enthusiastic offers 😉, Gem has entered her ChatGPT stylist era and oh, casual announcement, we’re going on TOUR. Yes, our brand new live show: KNOW THYSELF is hitting the stage in a city near you. Now that Revz is 40 she has discovered she can no longer party like she used to and can no longer blame the bad prawn, cos even the 10 year old is sus. We finish by exposing the words you’ve definitely been mispronouncing, prepare to feel either deeply smug or personally attacked.
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Mon, 20 Apr 2026 - 581 - ☎️ Bestie Hotline: I Need To Cut Ties With My MIL
One of our toughest dilemons yet. This week’s caller is having serious MIL struggles.
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Thu, 16 Apr 2026 - 580 - 🌸 Mother's Day Gift Guide: Free and Thoughtful
Mother’s Day is just around the corner, and in this episode we’re sharing meaningful, creative, and completely free ways to celebrate the mums and mother figures in your life. Share this episode with your partners, kids, and your village.
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Tue, 14 Apr 2026 - 579 - Hobbies: The Comeback Tour
Revz found herself in a Supre store, shopping for herself, surrounded by tweens. Midlife crisis or hidden gem? And while we’re on fashion, barrel jeans, could they maybe, actually quite possible, definitely deserve a moment? Then we get real about the TV shows motherhood has ruined for us, yet another thing we lose after kids! On a lighter note, we’re bringing back old hobbies, before diving (pun intended) into the dark depths of the Manosphere. We unpack the Netflix documentary that absolutely needs a conversation, exposing the corners of social media and society that should be cancelled immediately.
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Mon, 13 Apr 2026 - 578 - ☎️ Bestie Hotline: Life oh Life
Today’s caller has reached a stage where she thought she would feel satisfied… but doesn’t.
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Thu, 09 Apr 2026 - 577 - 8, Going On 3, Going on 16
First things first, it’s a triple whammy of life admin, boob checks, worms and nits (yes, we’re thriving). Meanwhile Revz attempts (and absolutely does not nail) a curly quezzie situation for her kids, and Busta’s back at it busting balls like it’s his full time job. Then, Gem’s riding the emotional whiplash of raising a child who wants to be 8 and 16 simultaneously (spoiler, the ear piercing chat is back), before we spiral into Gen Alpha discourse, the iPad generation, the chaos, the concerns, and somehow claw our way to a scrappy little silver lining we’re all clinging to.
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Mon, 06 Apr 2026 - 576 - ☎️ Bestie Hotline: My Son is a Gamer
This week’s caller wants to encourage her kids’ passion for video games, without the actual gaming.
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Thu, 02 Apr 2026 - 575 - The Library Book That Hit a Nerve
Have you ever had a croquembouche? Arguably the most elite dessert to ever exist, no notes. Then, speaking of no notes, Hubs accidentally subscribed Gem to a Luxuriate candle subscription, will she tell him? Meanwhile, Raffa casually brings home a library book that sends Gem into a full spiral (the healing kind) about self acceptance and parenting goals. Shout out to the DLs deep in their re-parenting era, breaking cycles and doing the work.
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Mon, 30 Mar 2026 - 574 - The Fifth Trimester: Are you dating your dad?! And WTF is the platypus pout 🤔
Happy Monday! We loved all your DMs and high vibes for last week's Fifth Trimester episode.
Here's another nudge to jump into their feed every Mondays to catch up on the latest goss and trends. This episode includes “mommy or dating” Gen Z’s new “platypus pout” Autumn fashion and why we should cancel piñatas.
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Mon, 30 Mar 2026 - 573 - ☎️ Bestie Hotline: I'm Not Ready To Let Go
Today's caller faces a difficult choice, as her husband wants to donate their last remaining embryo.
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Thu, 26 Mar 2026 - 572 - Episode Unlocked: Your Brain Will Never Recover From This
SURPRISE! We’ve unlocked one of our most unhinged MORE TIME episodes and honestly… we all need a good chuckle.
Happy Wednesday, DLs. Prepare to snort, cry-laugh, and question everything.
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Tue, 24 Mar 2026 - 571 - Girls Dominate The Classroom But Then What...?
Revz no longer has termites, but now she has ants. And speaking of vermin… Sea Monkeys. Yes, those weird little packet pets from childhood. Are they cute? Are they disgusting? Then, we get into The Tribe, the unspoken elite system of women helping women. You know it, you’ve experienced it, you’ve probably been saved by it. DLs, we want your stories. And finally, we casually open the door to a full feminist spiral: reading at school, why girls seem to dominate early on, and how that somehow flips into men running the world. Make it make sense!
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Mon, 23 Mar 2026 - 570 - The Fifth Trimester: Taylor Swift’s worth HOW much?! Plus, the rise of the ‘power cry’ 😭
Mondays are a whole lot better with Lu and Bella in your ears. Lu and Bella kick off with Taylor Swift’s net worth. Then it’s a hard pivot. Bella is deep in a post–night terror reset, on a mission to fix her soul. It’s getting a little woo-woo. Lu unpacks all the new season nail trends. And also… when did crying become self-care? Are we leaning in? Spoiler alert: yes. Plus, this week’s ins and outs. Monday-itis, be gone.
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Sun, 22 Mar 2026 - 569 - ☎️ Bestie Hotline: When Do I Start the Period Chat?
Today’s dilemon unpacks the timing of age appropriate discussions around death.
This week's caller wants to chat periods with her daughter.... but when is the right time?
Mentions I Need A New Podcast Mode first period pack
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Thu, 19 Mar 2026 - 568 - 🏠 Reno Diaries: Tradies
Let’s talk about tradies, the no-shows, the last-minute cost changes, and those rare legends who actually go above and beyond. If you’re renovating (or even just thinking about it), this episode is your rapid-fire guide to navigating the chaos without losing your mind or your budget.
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Tue, 17 Mar 2026 - 567 - Not Everyone Loves Gem’s Bob
Gem’s serving brand-new black cat energy thanks to a fresh bob, sharp, mysterious, and apparently… controversial. Not everyone is thrilled about the haircut, which sends us down a rabbit hole about body autonomy, relationships, and how much say (if any) our partners actually get over our appearance. Spoiler: opinions were shared. Meanwhile, Revz has a story about being left on “read” by an ex and the spiral is very real. The girls unpack the psychology of the read receipt, the temptation to double text, and why silence can feel so loud.
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R: Mini Rose
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Mon, 16 Mar 2026 - 566 - ☎️ Bestie Hotline: When Do I Tell My Kids About Death?
Today’s dilemon unpacks the timing of age appropriate discussions around death.
Content Warning: Death of Family Member
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Thu, 12 Mar 2026 - 565 - 🏠 Reno Diaries: Move In First or Reno First?
Do you rip the house apart before you’ve even found the kettle… or move in, “live with it for a bit,” and slowly unravel as the to-do list multiplies? Gem and Revz compare the pair. The pros. The cons. The budget delusions. If you’re renovating, contemplating renovating, or traumatised by renovating, this one’s for you.
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Tue, 10 Mar 2026 - 564 - Gem’s Snake Encounter
Gem’s still deep in her Formula 1 obsession and maybe Revz should join the club? Then: let’s talk phone etiquette, cos everyone’s too busy for pleasantries and we need to get to the point. Gem has returned from her Tassie hike and she is, allegedly, a changed woman. Of course, no reflective growth arc is complete without a near death experience. Gem retells the snake encounter, which naturally spirals into a broader discussion about Australia’s commitment to housing 97% of the world’s deadliest creatures. And finally, Revz gives heartfelt props to bone broth. You’re welcome DLs.
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G: Fly Repellent Fan (aff link)
R: Citronella Dog Bark Collar (aff link)
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Mon, 09 Mar 2026 - 563 - ☎️ Bestie Hotline: What's The Deal With The Chore Economy?
This week’s caller wants a lesson in pocket money and tooth fairy pay outs.
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Thu, 05 Mar 2026 - 562 - 🚨BREAKING🚨Jackie O has left the building
Exactly as our oracle Lu predicted last week, Jackie ‘O’ Henderson has sensationally quit her $100 million contract with KIIS FM following an on-air blow-up with longtime co-host Kyle Sandilands. Naturally, we had to jump straight on the mics to urgently unpack the bombshell statement, share our predictions on what Kyle and Jackie might do next, what this means for the future of Australian radio, and discuss why - at its core - the abrupt end of this radio dynasty feels really quite sad. Will Kyle and Jackie O ever be mates again? Is it all the blood moon’s fault? And, most importantly… are the astrologers okay? 🌙🔮
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Wed, 04 Mar 2026 - 561 - 🏠 Reno Diaries: Revz's Cottage Update
Reno Diaries is back, baby! If our summer series lit a little home-styling fire in you… welcome back to the renovation spiral. Revz is serving up all the cottage reno updates you’ve been missing: the progress, the plot twists, the budget side-eyes, and the “this will be quick and easy” lies we tell ourselves.
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Tue, 03 Mar 2026 - 560 - These Kids Don't Know Struggle
First up, boob check, you know the drill. Then, it’s a hard relate that time is getting faster but what does it mean if even your kids are shocked that it’s March?! Next, Gem brings a shocking revelation to the mic and Revz confirms. Then, the betrayal of thinking you chose an original baby name only to see it sitting smugly on the “Top Names” list for the past 10years. Cool. Plus, we’re taking a hard nostalgic turn, because kids have it WAY too easy these days. Remember when you had to call the Hoyts hotline to get movie times? And when you had to lift your Walkman every time the bus hit a speed hump so your CD wouldn’t skip? Character building.
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G: PSA: Don't add water to fire
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Mon, 02 Mar 2026 - 559 - ☎️ Bestie Hotline: How Do I Keep Up With Playground Trends?
Today's caller wants to be in-the-know on what's cool for her kids.
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Thu, 26 Feb 2026 - 558 - Generational Trauma: Panadol Edition
We’re kicking off Tuesday with an aggressively niche IG algorithm that hijacked Revz’s Sunday doom scroll (no one asked for this content, yet here we are). Gem debriefs a date night with deeply average vibes — but if the food’s five-star, does the location even matter? She also shares how she accidentally passed her tablet-swallowing trauma onto one of her kids, because generational growth is a journey. And finally… Revz’s kids are staying in their own beds. Is this the moment we’ve all dreamed of? Or are we being set up? Happy Tuesday besties x
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R: 1/2 sugar life hack
G: H&M new season jackets-
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Mon, 23 Feb 2026 - 557 - ☎️ Bestie Hotline: Please Don't Film My Kid
Today's caller doesn't want her kid being filmed by other parents.
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Thu, 19 Feb 2026 - 556 - Watch Party: Wuthering Heights
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You asked, DLs and obviously we couldn't resist! Our deep dive into Wuthering Heights is finally here. Critics are divided… and after this watch party, so are we.
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Wed, 18 Feb 2026 - 555 - Have We Lost The Fun?
We kick things off with a new outro jingle and can officially confirm: AI is not taking our jobs. Then it’s a full Golden Ticket Lunch recap, the highs, the lows, and all the BTS drama. Gem shares a story that takes a sharp (and important) turn into a very real parenting moment, sparking a must-have conversation about kids and emergency services. And finally, Revz wants to chat about extra-curricular activities. Why does everything have to be serious and competitive? Why can’t kids just do activities for fun anymore?
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Revz: Splitwise
Gem: Garmin Vivofit Junior-
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Mon, 16 Feb 2026 - 554 - ☎️ Bestie Hotline: I Don't Like My Mum's Boyfriend
This week’s caller has some strong opinions about her mum’s new boyfriend, and they’re not exactly glowing.
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Thu, 12 Feb 2026 - 553 - I Need A New Podcast!
It's me you're looking for! Welcome to your express pass into the universe of We Don't Have Time For This. In this explainer episode, we decode the WDHTFT vernacular, our weekly schedule and drop bite-size snippets from some of our most loved, most unhinged, and most accidentally profound conversations.
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Wed, 11 Feb 2026 - 551 - Don’t Be Like A Zoomer
The group chat is popping off, Gem can’t keep up (as per usual), but the good news is you can now leave quietly without anyone noticing. We unpack Gem’s deep regret over re-introducing iPads into society, campaign aggressively for the return of the landline, and tackle the hottest etiquette debate of our time: Irish Ghosting. Is it okay to smoke bomb? Gem says yes and, frankly, she has a point. And while we’re at it, let’s bring back shame. Coz there's nothing wrong with a healthy dose of shame (Don’t cancel us.)
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Revz: Soma Bodywash from Woolworths
Gem: Bon Maxie Toiletry Bags-
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Mon, 09 Feb 2026 - 550 - ☎️ Bestie Hotline: Don't Go Through My Phone
Unlike her husband, this week’s caller thinks phones are completely private.
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Thu, 05 Feb 2026 - 549 - You Heard It Here First (We Think?)
Straight in with our monthly boob check reminder because safety first, DLs. Then… have you heard of a turkey slap? Because Revz accidentally secured the most awkward parenting moment of 2026. Warning: full body cringe. And since everyone else is doing it, we’re jumping on the bandwagon with absolutely unchecked confidence: our predictions for 2026. We're talking food, fashion, skincare, homes, hobbies, parenting styles, restaurants, sport/exercise. Take notes, DLs, because we’re calling it now… and will probably be wrong. You’re welcome. Or sorry. Either way, press play.
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Revz: Facepaint Markers from Amazon (aff link)
Gem: Retro Umbrella Co-
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