Friends Keep Secrets

It’s Halloween. This year, why don’t we be each other? I am you, you are her, she is me. Today we each take a crack at being the other two and quickly discover two things: 1. Kristin is a secret genius at doing impressions and 2. unshackled by the burdens of being ourselves, all three of us are willing to say things that we may never be able to take back. And in a way, isn’t the unfiltered honesty of your best friends sometimes the scariest thing of all? If that doesn’t scare you, this episode has also got needles, razorblades in candy, the actual witches who may or may not have lived in Dave’s hometown, Benny’s OCD childhood obsession with Austin Powers, and an ending that some would consider truly shameful. Happy Halloween and thanks for watching. We respect you!

What happens:

0:00 teaser

0:25 spondylitis

1:37 needles

3:04 autumn memories

4:53 trick or treating

6:35 the witches in dave's hometown

8:43 razorblades in candy

9:17 favorite costumes

10:12 benny's austin powers streak

11:34 are commercials good anymore

12:39 favorite halloween treats

14:51 we should've dressed up

15:20 why don't we be each other

16:30 acting like each other

21:45 acting like each other version 2

30:06 even more acting like each other

33:57 massage complaints

34:44 dave's inner child

37:22 a great ending

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Adam Scott is a man who pulls off comedy and drama at a level that’s so high it’s unbelievable. Well, today he came over and he really left his mark. For starters he has a calm energy that gave us a calm energy, which gave Reggie a calm energy. And he sits in a way that no guest on this show ever has, which was thrilling. Along the way we learn whether he carries existential dread, how he and Ben Stiller linked up, and challenge him to a folding competition. He also takes us through the whole timeline of his friendship with Paul Rudd, whether his kids can beat him up, and what it was like being a struggling actor for 15 years balancing on dental floss. At the end he puts 5 drops of medicine in Dave’s ear. Thanks for watching us hang out with Adam Scott! We respect you!

What happens:
0:00 intro
0:21 reggie
1:11 yeti
3:22 adam scott arrives
3:40 teaser
4:01 adam scott loves laundry
5:26 panties
6:12 adam's password
7:15 the first guest to sit like this
7:34 why adam seems like he's our age
9:25 does adam carry existential dread
13:49 folding competition
14:46 packing
15:09 what type of pajamas is adam wearing
15:51 no underwear story
17:00 unpacking debate
19:35 the perfect amount of time for a vacation
20:09 is adam a planner
20:59 working with your spouse
22:57 our first full episode with reggie
24:11 can adam's kids beat him up
24:48 stepbros
26:17 pulling off comedy & drama at such a high level
27:04 when dave came to the severance set
28:45 adam's next comedy project
29:25 pandemic
31:59 swimmer's ear awareness
33:08 ben stiller
33:43 brad's status
34:24 how adam & ben stiller linked up
35:33 escape at dannemora
36:00 the whole timeline of paul rudd
37:08 being a struggling actor for 15 years
38:59 what a loyal and good friend paul rudd is
39:50 almost getting six feet under
40:40 the coming together of a career
42:03 does adam have imposter syndrome
43:16 does dave have imposter syndrome
44:00 adam's reaction to "dave"
44:58 benny screen testing for "dave"
45:58 jon hamm thinking benny was an actor
46:33 lil wayne thinking dave wasn't a rapper
47:20 flavored grates
48:27 drinking
49:27 complete control
54:06 mushrooms
55:16 adam puts the drops in dave's ear
56:59 reggie held up

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Keke Palmer has range, and we’re not just talking about acting. Her taste in men goes from Michael Jordan to Adam Sandler. She can talk cognitive profiles, food deserts, shower sex, motherhood. She’s doing Pilates in the morning, and at night men are trying to flirt with her by biting the back of her head as their opening move. Actually she’s in school to become a Pilates instructor, which is good news for Dave who has recently been grappling with a glitch in his pelvic system. We also learn the shocking revelation that Pilates is named after a man named Joseph Pilates, which you have to admit is a very good last name for the thing. We love Keke. We love Lauren. Thanks for watching us hang out with Keke Palmer. We respect you!

What happens:
0:00 intro
0:28 planning a trip to vegas
2:30 keke arrives
3:12 why is keke called keke
4:30 benny's shoes
5:12 dave's wedding ring
5:35 has keke ever been married
6:04 what's keke's type
6:43 how much does physical attraction matter
7:41 would keke date someone with the opposite personality
8:23 building keke's perfect man
10:01 are men intimidated by keke
10:31 how does keke flirt
14:08 where does keke meet men
16:10 dating someone who already has kids
16:27 does keke want more kids
17:10 a man bites keke's head
20:01 keke's dating life vs. work life
21:02 keke's family
22:16 favorite horror movies
24:48 the deck problem
25:55 taxes
27:15 did motherhood come naturally to keke
28:05 working while pregnant
29:16 losing your sense of self as a mother
30:50 growing up in a food desert
32:05 getting older
33:00 keke's workout routine
34:17 queefing during pilates
35:14 what actually is pilates
36:17 keke gives dave a pilates lesson
38:25 the importance of spinal mobility
40:15 hip problems
41:42 dave & kristin's birthday getaway
43:37 therapy & self-help
44:36 understanding your thought patterns
45:43 sleep routines
46:16 keke's bath ritual
47:35 what goes in keke's bath
48:03 getting turned on by hot water
49:17 did keke enjoy the experience
50:00 that's a wrap

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For the first time ever, we take calls from people all over the world who need help finding love, keeping love, progressing love, spicing up love, and in one case, getting love to flush the toilet after 30 years of marriage. Today we answer all your burning questions: Is being real too early a problem, or is that how you find the right person? How do you know if you’ve found a forever Benny Blanco & Selena Gomez kind of love? How many instances of eye contact with your kickboxing instructor are enough before you actually have to speak to her? What is the ideal post-coital snack? And if your girlfriend is a Cancer, how do you love her correctly? Fortunately Selena happens to show up to coach Benny through his response on that last one. Please join us for this truly special episode. Realness is king! Thanks for watching. Thanks for calling. We love you! And we respect you.

What happens:
0:00 teaser
0:25 benny & dave are unicorns
1:43 are we qualified to give love advice
2:50 meeting our callers
3:37 is being real too early a dating turnoff
10:56 the ideal post-coital snack
11:58 pranking your partner
15:11 how do you know if your relationship is forever
17:02 kristin's relationship ultimatum
18:29 how benny & selena became official
22:16 having a crush on your gym instructor
27:26 is it inappropriate to hit on your gym instructor
28:33 do you have to stop smoking weed to find love
30:21 benny met our caller in middle school
32:05 using weed medicinally
34:12 dave's relationship with weed
35:53 how do you get your husband ralph to flush the toilet
39:07 dating a Cancer woman
44:44 going out on a double date

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Bethenny Frankel says the things about celebrities that most people would say to their friends, except she says them on a public platform to millions of people. And after today we completely understand why people like watching her do it. She has a very strong sense of self, she’s not afraid to be who she is, and she’s extremely charismatic. Benny already knew all of this because his mom talks about Bethenny basically every day, while Dave came in knowing almost nothing about her with zero preconceived notions and very quickly realized he loved her too. Today we also discover that Bethenny created the skinny margarita, find out whether she capitalized on it, taste the very best chicken salads Los Angeles has to offer, learn how to make a supermodel snack, and attempt to determine whether Bethenny is in fact the Michael Jordan of Jewish women. And somewhere along the way, we became friends. (Hopefully this means we’re one step closer to visiting her at her beautiful home in the Hamptons.) Either way, thanks for watching. We respect you!

What happens:
0:00 going to the hamptons with bethenny
2:49 teaser
3:17 planning the day with bethenny
6:01 this is a funny group
6:15 why bethenny moved to florida
6:25 bethenny's life story in 60 seconds
6:54 bethenny's marriages
7:26 bethenny's relationship with her ex
7:45 co-parenting
8:20 how dave & kristin met
8:39 sandy meets bethenny
9:47 bethenny's comments about benny & selena
10:13 bethenny learns what benny & dave do
11:23 bethenny’s dating community
15:15 bethenny's type
16:08 does bethenny's man have to be rich
17:45 how benny found selena
18:31 sandy's dating dealbreakers
19:03 are we best friends
19:54 is this a reality show
21:25 does bethenny regret things she says
23:19 who can hurt benny's feelings
23:39 bethenny’s comments about taylor & travis
24:37 what is bethenny insecure about
25:09 being unfiltered
26:34 how famous is bethenny
27:39 bethenny's social media explosion
28:22 tiktok vs. instagram
29:11 benny's first day on tiktok
30:24 benny’s tiktok
31:13 bethenny's voice
32:24 the michael jordan of jewish women
32:57 does bethenny's daughter think she’s cool
33:41 bethenny's childhood
34:35 drugs
35:00 losing her virginity
35:52 raising her daughter differently
37:11 raising a teenager when you're famous
38:34 bethenny's relationship with her daughter
39:08 what did bethenny think her life would be
39:47 going to 13 different schools
40:17 bethenny's biggest turnoffs
41:05 inventing the skinny margarita
41:28 capitalizing on the skinny margarita
42:21 favorite snacks
43:20 benny doesn't fly
44:20 benny's tour bus
45:21 planning restaurants months in advance
45:42 never breaking plans
45:50 benny & selena's approach to punctuality
46:37 dave & kristin's approach to punctuality
48:55 vacationing with benny
49:58 the chicken salad olympics
52:57 finding the best chicken salad in LA
53:29 making a supermodel snack
55:29 that's a wrap

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GaTa has been coming to this house since long before there was a show happening in it. And despite us knowing this man for years, there are apparently still major pieces of GaTa lore we were not aware of. Lil Wayne once woke him up from a nap and told him to get on a song. He has a song with Kendrick Lamar. He has considered shaving his head as an acting rebrand. He gives himself pep talks in the mirror. And now he’s a dad, which is especially meaningful to him because he never had one himself. Today we revisit the events that occurred one morning in this very house, just days before GaTa and Dave started filming DAVE, that could have ended everything before it started. We love GaTa. A man who has spent a lot of his life hyping other people up, but today the tables turn, as we get to hype up the world’s greatest hype man. Thanks for watching us hang out with GaTa. We respect you!

What happens:

0:00 gata's favorite foods

1:19 someone's here

2:00 missing a whole tooth type

3:37 would gata get a facelift

3:51 would gata shave his head

4:26 life as a working actor

6:28 gata beat the odds

7:15 the manic episode gata had in this kitchen

10:49 before his diagnosis

11:42 when gata found out he was bipolar

13:16 how gata got started with tyga

14:11 meeting lil wayne

15:01 song with kendrick

15:27 getting woken up by lil wayne to get on a song

16:25 gata's comeback

16:46 seeing tyga post-fallout

19:13 how gata & dave met

22:09 talking to yourself in the mirror

23:08 what's it like having a son

24:25 the hardest part of being a father

24:49 gata's cooking

25:11 pause

26:12 teaching kristin slang

28:49 the number game

30:23 the craziest thing gata has done for money

31:10 life on tour

32:22 tour fight with mike hertz

34:16 changing mike hertz's locks

34:59 learning from conflict

36:16 the umbrella

38:31 filming dave after the facility

40:09 crossroads

41:14 gata's current crossroads

41:28 is gata a good freestyler

42:54 gata freestyle

47:28 the best day of gata's life

48:08 the worst day of gata's life

48:27 gata's biological parents

50:42 gata's support system

52:08 paranormal activity

52:53 gata's last meal

56:08 actor to actor

59:46 gata's favorite episode of dave

1:00:53 dave's favorite episodes of dave

1:01:59 how gata cries on cue

1:03:32 did gata ever envision being an actor

1:04:25 gata's dream ten years out

1:05:19 a true guest of this home

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Today we are taking on the very important task of trying to find love for Benny’s mom, Sandy. We scoured Los Angeles for the cream of the crop, the very best single men over the age of 55 in this city. These are not actors. These are men. Men looking for love. And we have to say, we were blown away by this group of men. As for Sandy, she’s looking for someone responsible, smart, has a sense of humor, dedicated, loyal, and kind. Tall would be nice, but they don’t have to be tall. She wants a best friend. Someone to spend her time with. And maybe there’s a world where a man walks through the door and it’s just love at first sight. Honestly, him being able to walk at all is apparently a very strong selling point in Sandy’s book. In this episode eleven men come over, Sandy meets every single one of them, and we do everything in our power to let a love bloom. At the end of the day, it’s really just about human connection. Thanks for watching us try to find Benny’s mom a best friend. We respect you!

What happens:
0:00 waiting for the men

2:08 teaser

2:29 the beautiful sandy

3:09 sandy's dream man

4:27 sandy's potential suitors

5:01 what sandy is looking for

6:31 sandy's dating history

8:00 preparing to bring out the men

8:39 bring out the men

9:17 meet the bachelors

13:29 speed dating begins

15:46 choosing the finalists

17:26 the sunflower ceremony

18:55 sandy's first 1-on-1 date

21:41 staying active as you get older

25:33 sandy's current dating life

26:18 sandy's second 1-on-1 date

26:48 photography

28:58 cooking & food

30:30 family & getting older

33:09 sandy's third 1-on-1 date

33:48 dating after divorce

35:08 experiencing life

36:09 favorite books & movies

37:27 comfort in silence

38:57 the boomerang penis

39:31 sandy's fourth 1-on-1 date

40:23 dating in LA

40:51 past relationships

42:10 clive's pasta sauce

43:33 a world of brilliance

46:43 sandy's final decision

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Gwyneth Paltrow came over today and it turns out we have a lot of Gwyneth Paltrow-related questions. This is the woman who introduced the world to yoni steaming and conscious uncoupling. A woman whose impact on culture is so specific, and so memorable, that we actually spent $600 of our own money to acquire a discontinued vagina candle on the black market. Today Gwyneth answers all of our most burning questions: Why’d she start Goop? Did she start the weird celebrity baby name trend? And why can’t Dave get the caesar dressing placed directly inside his Goop chicken caesar salad wraps? To be clear, he’s nitpicking only because he’s so passionate about the brand. In fact, Dave is such a genuine Goop fan that he was already eating it before Gwyneth arrived, but wants all of you to know this is not an ad, even though Benny is apparently a Goop investor, which does feel like a minor conflict of interest on some level. Anyways, thanks for watching! We respect you!

What happens:

0:00 cometh gwyneth

1:52 hereth gwyneth

2:21 kristin & dave fell in love in this house

3:44 selena & benny's wedding

4:27 hey why's it called goop

6:53 starting the interesting celebrity baby name trend

7:52 dave's robot delivery experience

8:40 dave's one problem with goop

11:30 gwyneth realizes who dave is

12:39 favorite restaurants

17:40 NY food vs LA food

20:02 blending families

22:52 conscious uncoupling

26:42 gwyneth's parenting style

28:17 raising kids as a celebrity parent

29:37 dave's peeping tom experience

32:18 born with penis issues

35:43 hypospadias

38:45 yoni steaming

40:36 $600 vagina candle

45:21 dating brad pitt

51:08 public breakups

53:09 criticism & misperception

59:32 anxiety

1:01:31 does gwyneth smoke weed or drink

1:02:55 best treatments once you're in your 30s

1:03:49 fully goopified

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You might know Julia Louis-Dreyfus from Seinfeld. You might know her from Veep. You might know her just by knowing her. To be fully honest with you, we were all a little nervous today because of how important this woman is to our lives. For Benny, watching Seinfeld was a religious experience every week. He used to have a dog named Larry David. Kristin used to watch Elaine every day for confidence. Dave is actually from the Seinfeld coaching tree of comedy. So really, even this show you're watching right now would not be what it is without Seinfeld existing. And one of the biggest inspirations for us was trying to capture that feeling of a group of friends just hanging out. Well, today Julia comes over and does exactly that with the three of us, and what can you say about that except it's an honor. We were all very starstruck but we think we mostly held it together. We love Julia! Boy are we thankful she came. Thanks for watching us hang out with one of our comedy idols. We respect you!

What happens:
0:00 intro

0:26 how we start it

1:11 julia arrives

1:41 dave's elaine portrait

2:17 keeping the wardrobe from your show

2:53 the second shirt button

3:22 what age do we seem like

4:15 telling your wife she's beautiful

4:42 watching seinfeld every day for confidence

5:21 benny's seinfeld constipation story

8:08 climbing the mountain

8:35 how women in comedy have changed

9:02 the seinfeld coaching tree of comedy

9:34 julia's review of "dave"

9:55 getting cast on seinfeld

12:26 did julia know seinfeld would be huge

13:03 this show wouldn't exist without seinfeld

13:56 sauce argument round two

17:27 have julia's kids ever made a sauce

18:14 julia is stunning and stylish

19:09 social media

19:44 becoming the most famous woman in america

20:18 friends vs. seinfeld

22:10 why didn't larry want to play george

23:05 what are the chances larry would do our show

23:19 does julia rewatch herself

24:42 married 38 years

25:07 scared kids are gonna rock our world

26:30 raising kids in LA

28:13 raising kids in the social media era

28:41 nursery on the set of seinfeld

32:03 raising two boys

33:01 what part of life is julia in

33:31 favorite desserts

34:06 getting through cancer

35:03 julia's work with the NRDC

35:45 questions about julia's name

37:00 favorite desserts part 2

38:09 working with james gandolfini

38:40 starstruck by mary tyler moore

40:13 lebron

40:39 julia's son playing d1 basketball

41:16 julia loves hiking

42:59 cooking

44:50 benny had a dog named larry david

46:16 is a dog a good segue into children

47:06 what can we steal from seinfeld

47:42 keeping up with the seinfeld cast

48:00 was there friction on seinfeld

48:16 filming in front of a live audience

50:05 were larry & jerry collaborative

50:56 the show about nothing

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Bryan Johnson is the longevity man. He has spent years measuring basically everything there is to measure about his body in an attempt not to die, and now he's brought his partner Kate Tolo over to measure us. This is concerning because we have been living very differently than these people. Bryan doesn't drink, doesn't eat at restaurants, goes to bed extremely early and has a list of 200 things that kill you in life. Kristin would like to know if she can still have wine and eat ten pounds of strawberries. Dave would like to know if sex holds value. Benny would like to know if Bryan ever sees another health man coming up behind him and wants to sprinkle a little microplastic in his smoothie. Along the way we eat a full Bryan Johnson meal, hear what prompted Bryan’s viral “just had sex with Kate” tweet, and find out how old Dave’s brain is (although he did smoke a little bit of weed beforehand, so maybe take the results with a grain of salt). The more we learn, the harder it is not to respect what these two are doing. Bryan has basically made himself the test subject for the rest of humanity, and Kate has somehow taken this extremely complicated human and put him in a comfy, confident, warm place where he can do it all. Thanks for watching and try not to die!

What happens:
0:00 benny’s nutty professor foot

0:57 teaser

1:20 brian & kate come over

1:49 maximizing for fun vs. maximizing for longevs

4:21 a crash course in changing your life

5:31 microdosing penis pills

6:59 measuring nighttime erections

7:35 bryan’s live-streamed psilocybin experience

12:19 why bryan does this

17:08 is immortality really possible

19:56 ridding your body of all microplastics

21:34 does sex hold value

24:29 dave has a great touch

25:47 nipple rumors

26:30 sexual speed

27:05 is bryan competitive with other longevity guys

28:15 brain measurement setup

30:34 measuring dave’s brain

32:05 200 things that kill you in life

34:49 do bryan & kate ever feel like giving up

35:57 bryan doesn’t eat food from restaurants

36:50 what if humanity gets wiped out first

37:38 how bryan & kate met

39:48 how kate created bryan’s brand

41:17 how bryan & kate got together

45:54 dave & kristin’s first kiss

46:33 bryan’s sweet demeanor

48:33 kate is a masterpiece of a human

49:07 bryan before kate vs. bryan after kate

50:07 bryan’s “I just had sex with kate” tweet

50:29 being recognized

51:43 did bryan's mormonism precondition his brain

52:18 benny's willpower

52:40 therapy

54:35 has bryan got a six-pack

54:52 what about laughter

56:11 dave's brain scan results

56:58 bryan's open-mindedness

57:48 the next generation of bryan johnsons

59:44 does bryan want a cheese puff

1:01:36 top 3 things bryan misses

1:02:38 bryan's haters

1:04:33 dave shows bryan & kate a video

1:07:02 video reactions

1:08:38 ten out of ten

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You may know Jake Shane as an octopus reviewer. You may know him from his podcast & Netflix show Therapuss. And at least one internet commenter knows him as demon twink Labubu. Well, before today Dave had never met Jake and didn't know much about him or his past. But that’s all about to change. Before Jake leaves today, Dave will have tasted his first octopus tentacle, connected over the importance of “laying a base” before a big night out, and significantly expanded his understanding of modern gay sexual power dynamics. By the way, now that Jake is our actual friend we can personally attest that he is incredibly funny, cool, and very, very genuine, regardless of what that one internet commenter said. We also played rose and thorn. Thanks for watching! We respect you! 

What happens:

0:00 intro

0:22 excited for shane

3:05 jake's here

3:33 hitting a pitch perfect note

3:55 jake's past with octopus

4:50 philly people

5:26 dave tastes his first tentacle

6:39 judging books by their covers

8:22 jake's dating life

9:12 dave wants to talk about being gay

10:37 top & bottom personalities

11:38 guess our sexual preferences

14:20 jake's dream man

15:15 the worst date jake had in LA

16:10 jake's best recent date

17:04 perfect man criteria

17:44 jake's double date

19:16 when jake interviewed selena

20:08 jake's dream guests

20:31 jake's confidence isn't real

21:20 are dave & benny sensitive

22:41 does jake read the comments

24:20 does benny watch himself

25:29 we're all gonna die

26:02 twink demon labubu

29:11 lebron, thank you

30:21 jake's perfect night out

35:04 jake's audition

36:48 jake's OCD

38:37 benny's OCD

43:10 adderall

44:12 dave's OCD

44:38 kristin's OCD

45:36 what color would jake say his hair is

48:53 vanity confessions

49:34 d**k made of nuts

50:32 roses & thorns & buds

53:31 actual friends

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Today for the first time in Friends Keep Secrets history, we've left the house and hit the streets, with the goal of convincing one random stranger to enter our home and be interviewed. Honestly we were not prepared for how many people said no. We just weren't completely psychologically prepared to deal with that level of rejection, especially in our own neighborhood during a heatwave. But in our darkest hour, something truly magical happened. The universe aligned. They say you should never get in a stranger's car, but today we did exactly that, and then we let that stranger inside our house. The afternoon that followed ended up exceeding our wildest expectations, as we were introduced to not one but two unbelievable new talents. So lock in and prepare for an unforgettable multimedia experience, and if you see us wandering around your neighborhood someday, consider stopping and letting us into your vehicle. You just might be our next mystery guest. We respect you!

What happens:

0:00 intro

0:26 searching for our mystery guest

3:20 dealing with rejection

5:05 meeting our mystery guest

5:33 convincing our mystery guest

6:14 welcome to home

6:45 who do you trust the least

8:04 making music with her best friend

10:17 LA film school

10:35 how natasha got into music

13:49 how natasha met bex

14:22 facetiming bex

15:44 we found the right people

16:18 what songs should we play

17:11 "blessed" world premiere

20:47 what to do with your body when you listen to music

21:35 "blessed" feedback

22:04 "dirty dishes" world premiere

24:09 "dirty dishes" feedback

25:12 what's the gameplan

26:36 best day of natasha's life

28:06 worst day of natasha's life

31:02 LA to oklahoma

32:04 kevin durant encounters

33:36 kristin's ideal celebrity acknowledgment

34:28 erykah badu acknowledgment

35:05 texting with andré 3000

36:38 hair talk

39:42 dave's old rapper voice

41:02 the first song dave ever put out

42:42 dave's music evolution

43:50 the universe aligned

44:36 handsomeness debate

45:50 we picked the right stranger

46:56 if natasha had the instacart order

48:32 group hug

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This episode is about the biggest questions there are. We’re talking God, souls, reincarnation, fortune tellers, aliens, death, consciousness, cults, the afterlife, atoms and jury duty. We may not have concrete answers to many of these questions because ultimately nobody knows anything, but it’s hard to deny that something could certainly be afoot. Much respect to all organized religions (though it shouldn’t ever cause war). Thanks for watching!

What happens:
0:00 intro

1:02 the mail

1:51 jury duty

2:57 swearing on the bible

3:47 do you believe in Gawd

5:18 disasters & tragedies

6:16 fear of dying

7:51 did God create Jupiter

8:53 do you believe in heaven

9:47 judaism

11:40 dave's fortune teller story

13:35 benny's fortune teller story

15:02 the point of life

15:37 life outside earth

16:24 reincarnation

18:00 what are we supposed to be doing

19:41 starting a cult

22:04 dave's cult pitch

23:09 kristin's cult pitch

24:07 benny's cult pitch

26:27 atoms

27:10 do plants have consciousness

27:44 do dogs have consciousness

28:06 do insects have souls

29:02 God's data center

29:41 manifesting

31:18 the spirit chief

32:15 benny's fear of flying

32:38 free will & determinism

35:37 if benny died

36:50 hope

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Kenny G, our parents made love to thee. Honestly the smooth jazz station they did it to would not even exist without Kenny G. This man still practices 3 hours a day, he still has the hair, and today he woke up at 5:15am just to get his workout in before he came to our house. He can hold one note for half an hour without ever taking a breath. Does it require this level of unbelievable intensity to be this smooth? Or is this merely a man who has never truly tested his limits? Dave intends to get to the bottom of this, and many other things, on today’s episode. Thanks for watching us hang out with Kenny G. We respect you!

What happens:

0:00 intro

0:58 is kenny g's hair still good

1:50 smooth jazz impact

2:35 how kenny's first song blew up

3:47 the only guy who reminds dave of himself

4:18 explaining dave to kenny

5:20 explaining kristin to kenny

5:57 explaining benny to kenny

6:57 kenny's starbucks money

8:28 chatgbt

9:09 being called a dick for being factual

12:10 hoarding discontinued hair cream

14:04 kenny's hair commercial idea

14:55 kenny takes friendship slow

15:51 why rappers are ahead of the beat 

17:41 practicing 3 hours every day

18:49 why kenny hates recording

20:16 the pressure to never miss

20:53 the best part of being friends with benny

22:21 kenny moistens the reed

23:27 is kenny addicted to practicing

27:21 is kenny the best in the world

27:37 organizing for fun

28:36 does kenny like stone

29:00 saxophone seduction

29:30 circular breathing

31:30 dave's h*tler d*ck

33:28 planning a future dinner

33:54 putting with kenny

35:09 super bowl commercial

35:28 dave burd, idea man

36:05 does kenny still get recognized

36:43 people magazine's sexiest man

37:24 is benny so ugly he's hot

38:29 being best friends with your best friend's partner

39:15 is kenny having fun

40:19 does kenny have a chip on his shoulder

41:23 do we stew

42:56 hashiba’s sax

43:23 does kenny listen to rap

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We got Wayne. The original, the godfather of everything we listen to, the ultimate intersection of lyricism and swag, one of the best rappers of all time no question. We’ve been waiting for this day so long we don’t even know what’s gonna happen, Benny's body might disintegrate. We have so many questions for this man. What was it like getting signed by Cash Money at age 11? Was Wayne the first Lil? Or at least the first big Lil? How did he record songs in jail, just, logistically? How did he discover Drake, what are the details behind that story? Does he ever feel like the chosen one? Who eats less healthy, Dave or Wayne? Why is the Sixth Sense his favorite movie of all time? What’s the real truth about ancient aliens? And why can't he look at milk? As a bonus we discuss best practices for crowdsurfing and Benny tells us about the time he was hospitalized by Eric Andre. Thanks for watching us hang out with Lil Wayne and Lil Twist. We respect you!

What happens:

0:00 intro

0:25 waiting for wayne

0:58 wayne arrives

1:40 has wayne ever sat when he rapped

2:23 getting signed at 11

5:31 benny's first mentor

6:18 being a recording artist while still in school

7:40 becoming a dad at 14

9:07 wayne's first car

9:21 wayne's second car

12:13 watching his son become a rapper

13:23 recording songs in jail

14:28 was jail ever scary

16:05 ancient aliens & the age of disclosure

17:03 j-rod the roswell alien

19:57 would you trade your life for all the answers

21:09 wayne doesn't sleep

22:42 how wayne takes a vacation

24:19 does wayne get anxiety

25:50 ideal sleep temperatures

26:33 the sixth sense

27:37 haunted hotel

28:41 wayne's diet

32:43 has wayne always felt like the chosen one

33:04 how wayne picks songs

33:40 influences

35:28 wayne's favorite rappers

36:55 signing drake

37:47 signing nicki minaj

39:28 how wayne approaches a feature

40:12 who decides what's a hit

41:19 the first big lil

43:25 did wayne ever get starstruck

44:55 meeting lebron at 16

46:09 wayne's obama speech shout-out

46:50 performing at the white house

47:29 forgetting the words

48:19 performing in saudi arabia

50:16 crowd surfing strategies

51:19 hospitalized by eric andre

54:14 skate tricks

55:56 getting your voice to cut through

57:00 doing every beat in the pack

57:51 how wayne builds a verse

59:50 the year wayne became the best

1:01:03 did wayne invent bling bling

1:01:25 the intersection of lyricism and swag

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Today we cooked up a great episode, and we mean that in every possible sense you could imagine. Our guest is Matty Matheson, a chef who can cook Michelin star level but can also make something super approachable with heart and love. Benny puts Matty’s steakhouse among the top 1 or 2 steakhouse experiences of his entire life and the food is only where it starts. Matty is an actor. He gets voted most fashionable. He has a clothing company. He has a cookware company, he sells pans with a wait list. So when Matty comes to the house, Dave, who admits he is not a chef, decides he is going to cook for him and force him to rate his cuisine. Please have a seat at our table and prepare to feast upon this truly delicious hang with the one and only Matthew Matheson. Thanks for watching. We respect you!

What happens:

0:00 intro

0:22 we have a chef coming

1:07 chef or actor

1:30 benny's food idol

2:07 he's here

2:37 matching outfits

3:23 dave has never had baloney

5:05 encased meat

5:45 mexican chicken

6:18 two cooking minds

7:36 dave tries baloney

8:20 dave's food philosophies

8:41 matty's death row meal

9:22 a quick clarification about mexican chicken

10:50 matty's death row meal (continued)

12:32 best meal or best sex

13:48 you need a sex room

14:27 sex swing

15:26 dave locks in

15:44 matty rates dave's mexican chicken

17:01 where do you stand on wheat

19:37 dave's style

20:37 matty's clothing company

20:59 matty's cookware company

21:17 matty's restaurants

22:27 paying full price at your own restaurant

23:05 the street with the stores

23:33 call from uncle paulie

25:00 how benny met matty

25:32 inventing food content

27:00 escaping in matty's flatbed with ed sheeran

29:12 ed sheeran toronto basement house party

29:46 stealing baby names

31:00 matty vs matthew

31:36 tattoo regrets

32:11 20-day temporary tattoo fantasy

32:52 worst day of matty's life

33:14 matty's heart attack

35:23 what matty's heart attack felt like

37:11 post heart attack cigarette

38:09 10 days in the hospital

40:00 restaurant industry exhaustion

40:46 going harder post heart attack

44:01 gen z llama haircut

45:27 showering matty like a dog

45:47 matty snaps his foot in half

47:52 learning who the real dave is

48:09 dave's texting style

48:38 benny's texting style

49:19 is benny illiterate

50:35 dave's 80 pound water bottle

50:50 no more sink

52:09 best day of matty's life

52:27 winning trish back

54:00 matty can't cry

55:12 crying at the end of tag

55:25 benny & matty movie nights

55:52 matty's dog bowl

56:24 pasta bar

57:03 burd's restaurant

57:38 thanksgiving restaurant

57:56 chicken fingers vs. chicken tenders

58:49 matty's first famous fans

1:00:06 cooking for another chef

1:01:47 a special guest

1:02:17 how do you be together for so long

1:03:29 parenting style fights

1:05:14 becoming your parents

1:06:41 favorite / least favorite things about matty

1:07:41 favorite / least favorite things about trish

1:09:22 all in for friends

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Hunter Biden comes over and it gets real presidential in here. We know he’s not a president in any way, but he’s the closest we’ve ever had to a president on this show so Dave spends a lot of the episode trying not to get too political even though he’s not even sure if it’s fair to say that Hunter is a political person. It turns out Hunter has no secrets anymore and is willing to talk about anything. You want to talk about crack cocaine? He’ll talk about crack cocaine. He’ll also tell you all about getting his entire digital footprint stolen, what the White House is really like, his challenge to cage-fight Don Jr, getting sued by Melania for a billion dollars, whether aliens are real, whether his teeth are real, and whether Joe Biden would ever come on this show in sweats. Plus his story about meeting Melissa and marrying her 10 days later, and the mystical, magical moment between them that saved his life. After that, Dave and Benny convince Hunter to hop on the autotune and he convinces us to get in the streets. Thanks for watching us talk to Hunter Biden. We respect you!

What happens:

0:00 intro

0:25 real presidential in here

1:32 cage fight with don jr

2:11 veneers

2:59 rfk jr and the central park bear

4:37 coffee with a little sugar

5:25 worst drug in the world

6:06 addiction rates

6:49 no shame

7:06 is hunter a political person

7:57 sober since 2019

8:18 stolen digital footprint

8:41 the cycle of shame

9:40 targeting hunter

10:57 a lot of ammunition

11:55 the laptop

12:25 a new level of cruelty

13:04 democratic leadership vacuum

13:36 new york post stories

15:30 planning to disappear

16:16 first date in 23 years

16:58 crack stigma

17:18 married after 10 days

17:46 the most mystical moment

18:59 trial by fire

19:27 reading the comments

21:26 joe biden as a dad

22:41 16 hours a day every day

23:11 what's that white house like

24:06 what's up with the aliens

24:41 presidential secrets

24:59 a particularly good question

26:06 running for president

26:48 the obamas

27:25 if taylor swift ran for president

28:03 politics as sport

28:28 the catalyst for change

29:08 AI

29:38 loneliness epidemic

30:26 these motherf***ers and their algorithms

31:23 epstein files

31:44 sued by melania for a billion

32:30 eliminationist rhetoric

36:48 how does the secret service work

38:46 how the white house works

40:46 oval office

41:05 presidential food security protocols

42:21 baby in a chewbacca costume

43:41 bad teaching

45:30 taking this show onto the couch

45:40 hunter's art

47:57 dave's political piece

49:06 what is art

49:48 should hunter do onlyfans

50:09 the ed sheeran song

51:44 is benny our generation's rick rubin

52:18 the process of making things

53:16 hunter's daughters love "dave"

53:34 freaky friday

53:54 hunter = humanity

55:34 why we do this show

56:53 a space to talk about politics

57:40 influence

58:45 what politics is

1:00:47 gen alpha

1:01:04 our real enemy

1:02:54 freestyle

1:05:26 joe biden in sweatpants

1:05:42 the full circularity of this afternoon

1:06:08 moving forward with love

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Blake is our first baller we’ve had on the show and an absolute pleasure of a man. Being around a man like this, you can’t help but have questions. Was he born exceptional, or did he become exceptional? Does he miss the thrill of taking a big shot? Could he have gone pro in any of the other sports? Who’s the hardest guy he ever played against, in terms of fear? Did he ever use his sweat to his advantage in a game? Has he seen all of his teammates naked? And why are the locker room showers still built so the whole team can see everything? Why would it still be like this? We investigate all of these questions and more. Thanks for watching us talk to Blake. We respect you!

What happens:

0:00 intro

0:25 our first baller

2:10 was blake born exceptional

3:32 the number one fourth grader

4:08 lob city

4:41 does blake have demons

5:21 retiring after 9 surgeries

5:55 sleep anxiety

6:35 pregame rituals

7:35 the biggest thing that would impact a game

8:13 hack-a-deandre jordan

10:42 what's the deal with traveling

11:39 carrying

12:06 detroit blake griffin

12:47 nobody wanted to play for the clippers

13:07 worried about chairs

13:40 young blake in LA

14:21 parties before content

16:21 vibing on photography

17:50 injuring kareem abdul-jabbar

18:22 physical insecurities

18:54 non-physical insecurities

20:17 missing the high pressure moments

20:49 what if i can't do that again

22:37 pickup games

23:37 achilles anxiety

24:19 player beef

24:42 who would you least want to fight

26:46 after a win

27:40 proud giraffe

28:32 golf

28:54 football

29:14 does blake want his son to play

29:41 the elevator theory of trash talk

30:08 losing a big game

31:54 quarterly sad sessions

34:27 competitive as an analyst

35:26 sports psychologist voicemail

36:51 chris mullin ice buckets

37:26 playing hungover

38:14 playing high

38:45 kanye album deadlines

41:43 chuck shoot one at me

41:53 hardest guy to play against

42:38 tim duncan

43:52 falling in love in the stands

44:35 going against KG

45:18 sweaty guys

46:16 slimy guy

46:38 free throw scream

47:27 a line to cross with personal trash talk

48:14 chris paul locker room fight situation

48:59 pregame dj

49:32 locker room shower situation

51:58 can you shower at home

52:57 brand new pair of shoes every game

53:24 riding the bench

54:50 locker room guys

55:46 NBA players' diet

56:29 lil yachty's diet

57:17 yachty voice note

58:03 dave's diet

58:51 blake's diet

59:14 just an absolute pleasure of a man

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Today at our house, Bryan Cranston and Aaron Paul are the ones who knock. If you’ve seen Breaking Bad you get that reference. If you haven’t seen Breaking Bad, I think you’ll still enjoy this because Bryan & Aaron are the best men you could ever meet, but just be forewarned that we do end up spoiling a lot of Breaking Bad, and a little bit of The Wire if I’m being honest. These guys are two best friends who made one of the best shows ever together. Are they better best friends than Dave and Benny? Let's look at the facts at hand. They spent years together on Breaking Bad and then started a mezcal business because they missed each other. Also Bryan is getting his shoulder replaced and he's giving the old one to Aaron. It's not a competition but we can all agree this is a best friendship operating at a very high level. We talk to them about life after being on the biggest show ever, how Bryan approached his iconic crawl space laugh, Aaron dreaming as Jesse, and Bryan & Aaron’s marriage tips. It’s one of our favorite afternoons we’ve ever had. Thanks for watching. We respect you!

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What happens:

0:00 intro

0:25 honoring something that deserves to be honored

1:25 staying good

2:13 the ones who knock

2:54 do you hate this or is this ok

3:14 tighty whities

4:00 some treats

4:58 nuts

5:18 benny saw the finale first

7:26 the best written pilot script ever

8:27 green light to move to ABQ

9:30 how netflix changed breaking bad

11:55 motion smoothing

12:44 starting dos hombres

15:41 breaking glass

19:23 bryan’s marriage advice

21:44 aaron’s marriage advice

22:59 making aaron think he was dying

25:08 el camino

26:33 bryan’s shoulder

27:43 living in a closet before breaking bad

30:38 salud

31:41 textural phobias

32:40 peak life

33:19 malcolm in the middle

33:45 saved by the writers’ strike

36:24 killing off beloved characters (MAJOR BB & WIRE SPOILERS HERE)

37:23 respecting the ultimatum

38:18 dave & kristin

38:51 benny & selena

40:17 an innate level of incompetence

41:47 dormant parenting instincts

45:24 now that breaking bad's over

47:36 one more question

48:32 social media

49:52 shaving your head

51:12 shaving everything

51:31 theater vs tv & film

53:58 breaking down the acting process

54:53 the crawl space laugh

57:28 instinct vs preparation

1:00:33 how taylor caught the acting bug 

1:02:29 the art within you

1:03:38 no half measures

1:06:46 fun comedy

1:07:15 the breaking bad theme song

1:07:55 limited mobility

1:09:15 shohei

1:09:44 breaking bad’s greatest gift

1:11:45 you can have it all

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This episode might be a little shorter than you were expecting. But so is life, and that’s what you start to realize when you’re in your thirties. Your thirties might be the time when the body starts shutting down and kids start coming out of you. You may start asking questions: Is reality satisfying enough? Have you misplayed your hand? Do you believe in free will? Where does the pee come out of a woman? The 30s are a time to reflect and take it all in. Thanks for watching. We respect you!

What happens:

0:00 intro
0:21 work crushes
2:08 freezing contest
4:31 fear of the silent moment
6:23 thirty five
7:02 the thirties conversation
7:34 the life-changing dynamic of having kids
8:05 parenting benny
14:53 having fun in your 30s
17:13 the end of life
18:06 foley artist
18:45 the second mountain
19:55 dave's rep for selfishness
22:45 visual turn-on pictures
23:27 free will, luck & atoms
26:32 bathroom logistics
27:38 urinals
30:06 urine holes
31:32 honeymoon
31:59 projection micro-battle

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Does being a UFC champion automatically make Sean O’Malley a better overall athlete than Dave? That’s what we’re all wondering. Because obviously Sean is unbelievable at UFC. He’s fast. He has big hands. He can cut from 160 to 135 pounds. He can get beat up by grown men in Arizona, cry after practice, and then go back the next day. And he’s about to fight at the White House. These are all strong points for Sean. Nobody is denying Sean has points. But can he ball? Does he have unbelievable hand-eye coordination? Is he more athletic in every combine version? I mean the dribble is not what you would expect from the best overall athlete in the room. So where does that leave us? Sean is clearly one of the best fighters in the world. But best overall athlete in this room? I think we need more data, but judge for yourself. Thanks for watching. We respect you!

What happens:

0:00 intro
0:23 our first fighter
1:15 a branding perspective
2:53 sean “lil dicky” o’malley
3:57 getting hit
4:54 never fought as a kid
5:52 first time fighting
6:21 crying after practice
7:31 conserving your chi
9:07 quitting social media
11:03 having kids
12:17 fight prep
16:36 white house fight
18:02 mma friendships
18:54 being number one
19:14 losing
20:09 vera rematch
22:50 gameplanning a fight
23:44 the hardest sean’s ever been hit
24:42 punching the air
27:23 could sean kill us
29:15 what if we got trained
30:51 fight courage vs life courage
31:20 body acne
31:55 what’s allowed
33:39 post fight
34:45 fighting floyd mayweather
36:06 getting scared
37:04 if sean fights a normal person
38:54 slap fantasy
39:38 street fight legality
40:42 jiujitsu
43:06 merab fights
45:26 shelf life
47:24 who’s better at pickleball
49:42 is dave a better overall athlete
51:57 who’s the superior hooper
55:19 fighters union
56:17 origins of ufc
56:51 joe rogan
58:20 fighting zahabi
59:24 content creation
1:00:54 if sean punched benny
1:03:11 sean punches benny
1:04:50 pain

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Jason Sudeikis has no sense of smell, and Dave thinks he may personally possess the one scent powerful enough to activate it for the first time. If that’s not enough of a tease for you, what about finding out Benny’s favorite place to cry, how to write two #1 songs in one night, the best response when your kid starts asking questions about death, and what exactly Dave plans to do with Jason, the laxatives he ordered online, and a bag. You'll also get to see an Emmy winner and absolute pillar of comedy play PIG in our kitchen. We love Jason! Thanks for watching. We respect you!

What happens:

00:00 intro

00:19 optimizing every bite

01:33 meeting jason sudeikis

01:53 no sense of smell

06:46 an idea for an activity we could do

08:09 chuck tension

10:39 an outfit-based question

11:45 anxiety

12:35 nair & laxatives

13:12 honest parenting

15:12 immortalizing your parents 

16:54 crying on camera

21:57 crying in real life

23:18 on your feet

25:26 ted lasso

27:44 a gun has been introduced into the scene

28:44 fatherhood questions

32:26 tipping

35:49 tripping

38:10 seeking IP

38:58 six #1 songs in one night

43:49 ted lasso origins

49:42 we're the millers

49:58 hall pass

50:18 watching yourself

50:53 SNL

51:21 sleeping with other people

51:40 eastbound & down

52:52 basketball

54:42 PIG

01:02:14 no look pass

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Halsey comes over. Her name is Ashley, we call her Ash. Did you know Ash used to throw parties so people would like her and then hide in the bedroom like Gatsby? Did you know she has to get an Airbnb in Japan and become someone else for a little bit before writing an album? Did you know she can draw you perfectly, in seconds? We put this last one to the test with some art supplies from the garage. Dave prefers to paint and he can stroke genius every now and then, just be warned that if you watch this episode you will witness a work of art that you can’t help but be both shocked by and in awe of. You’ve been warned. Thanks for watching us talk to Ash. We respect you!

What happens:

00:00 intro

00:22 kinda tired today ngl

01:21 she's here

01:50 halsey or ashley or ash

02:31 house party story

05:05 bathroom story

06:38 the party life

08:03 the driving force of misery

09:39 lupus

10:20 high school

11:09 the tumblr experience

13:03 blue hair

14:17 less famous

16:30 chemo

19:25 inspiration

21:18 big "i can draw" energy

22:10 strokes of genius

23:46 arts & crafts

25:32 dave's artistic strategy

26:01 ash's technique

27:53 no such thing as errors

28:10 a brand new scape

28:57 activating the canvas

29:11 jussipussi

29:59 trent reznor

31:04 comments

32:07 one of the most important political artists of our time

32:51 edging

33:08 a tragedy of a piece

33:59 talent deep deep within

36:02 kristin’s piece

37:07 benny’s piece

37:56 ash’s piece

38:46 dave’s piece

39:53 ash draws kristin

40:35 ash's singing voice

41:42 ash's cadence

42:26 ash's kristin doodle

42:39 ash's favorite halsey song ever

42:59 halsey on tour

44:17 ash's songwriting process

45:43 dave's songwriting process

46:14 working with benny

48:39 instinct

49:47 public perception

52:02 growth & change

55:23 pop songwriting vs comedy songwriting

57:28 robot worries

58:20 internet culture

59:11 real life

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People’s Sexiest Man Alive 2021 Paul Rudd comes over. The ageless man. America’s sweetheart. Ant-Man. Jobin. A man who has been in basically every classic comedy movie from our lifetime. We talk about acting, candy, anxiety, Marvel abs, Antiques Roadshow, whether Paul ever gets mad, and the best possible thing to say when your friend’s movie is bad. Thanks for watching. We respect you!

What happens:

0:00 intro

0:27 cracking skulls

2:56 people’s sexiest men alive

4:03 ant-man abs

5:46 candy

6:23 teeth

8:18 the ageless man

8:58 pressure to be extroverted

10:57 does paul rudd ever get mad

12:13 benny cab stories

17:44 clueless

22:00 friendship

24:15 wanderlust / our idiot brother

25:31 paul’s perfect day

29:21 foods you discovered late in life

30:15 paul’s dying meal

30:59 police encounters

33:39 getting punched in the face

36:00 when your friend's movie sucks

36:41 watching yourself

40:31 i love you man

41:20 jobin

41:37 shayeb

44:20 future goals

45:20 anxiety

46:20 antiques roadshow

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This episode is all about fears... What would you do if an intruder invaded your home? What if your plane crashed? What if you and your partner suddenly became sexually unaligned? Would you be completely rocked? If so, this is the episode for you. Thanks for watching - we respect you! 

What happens:

0:00 intro

0:32 fears of intruders

4:09 fear of flying

11:00 marshmallows

17:25 fear of heights

20:04 scary music

26:08 the worst way to die

27:04 dave’s biggest fears

32:14 accents

35:21 screams

38:29 sex fears

42:39 silence

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Finneas comes over and we go deeper than you're probably used to. We talk about childhood separation anxiety, songwriting with Billie, graduating a fake high school with a diploma written in ketchup, the OCD rituals Dave's parents bribed him to give up, the most time-efficient way to attain enlightenment, tofu, humanoid robots, and our weddings (past present and future). Later Finneas gets on the Wurlitzer and improvises a genuinely beautiful song about Kristin's ChatGPT habits. This man is such a musical genius it might make you mad. Thanks for watching - we respect you! 

What happens:

0:00 going deeper

2:09 Finneas arrives

3:14 separation anxiety

6:10 Spirited Away

8:21 OCD rituals

10:20 origin stories and hair

13:15 old music discoveries

14:55 performing live

15:47 releasing songs vs holding them back

17:05 old music part ii

19:20 when Finneas first saw Dave

20:21 Finneas’s mom on Friends

21:06 acting

23:05 getting engaged and married

26:05 tofu

28:34 colorblindness

30:00 gymnastics

31:09 high school

34:44 vacation time

35:42 family

37:25 stupidest thing we bought

38:25 robots and AI

41:00 burning questions

45:15 reading

47:38 keyboard session

58:32 manifesting

59:52 Kristin on the keys

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Barry Keoghan comes over to hang. We talk about acting, fame, dating, social media’s impact on fame and dating, how he approaches roles, and that ending scene in Saltburn. Things get a little serious then fun as we bounce between career highs, personal life, and some questions that probably shouldn’t be asked but are asked anyway. Thanks for watching – we respect you!

What happens:

0:00 freestyle

1:00 tasty surprise

2:07 Barry arrives

3:34 public commentary

7:34 relationship in the public eye

12:34 skin condition

14:40 addiction and sobriety

15:25 near-death experience

18:30 bunchies of Ed Sheeran

19:57 hair and Beatles

20:30 fighting

21:05 journey into acting

21:45 buying parents stuff

23:10 the Saltburn ending

28:20 prosthetics on “Dave”

31:02 creative feedback

33:25 acting

36:33 the joker

38:35 acting part ii

40:16 health and ADHD

42:20 boxing

44:00 food and european chocolate

44:55 post-breakup life

47:02 candy formulas

48:42 Barry’s career beginnings

51:30 friends!!

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Wiz Khalifa comes over for a very special 4/20 episode! We talk about what people actually call him in real life, his face tattoos, and how he became one of the most recognizable rappers in music. Things get young, wild and free as we discuss raising kids, the blog era of hip hop, rap beef, and clenching vs pushing at the climax of you-know-what. Thanks for watching - we respect you!

What happens:

0:00 Wiz comes over

1:05 Wiz's real name

2:30 taking a Khalifa

3:30 clench or push

8:24 when Wiz met Benny

9:22 rap battles

14:40 Kanye

18:06 sobriety and having fun

19:55 having kids

24:28 self-exploration

27:23 man vs. machine

29:26 being uninhibited as an artist

31:56 singing in rap

34:46 tech and the next generation

39:33 Benny's burning questions

44:02 muay thai

50:06 best and worst day

52:06 tattoos

55:01 movie magic

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Maybe we got overconfident after inventing this brand new form of multimedia entertainment. We thought coming up with another genius invention would be easy for us but we realized we don't know anything and we don't know how to do anything. Have you ever tried to be inventive? It's harder than it looks. Oh - but Dave does a full-on freestyle and at least he’s good at that. Thanks for watching - inventors and non-inventors, we respect you!

What happens:

00:00 Layup Line Freestyle

03:49 Intro

04:17 Who invented the dental floss toothpick

05:24 Dental dams

07:38 Do you think we could invent something?

09:53 What's something that you wish existed?

10:59 Parachute for airplanes

11:59 Things that got invented by accident

13:40 Microphones, microwaves & mirrors

17:24 How they invented the internet

18:27 Void in the marketplace

20:42 Cryogenics & embryos

23:49 Lower back 

25:00 The best invention of all time

27:29 This is a dot org

29:25 Jack Black’s mom

29:48 The laws of the universe

30:54 The Doomsday Clock

33:18 Medicine & brain chemistry

34:01 A practical invention

35:26 Sober pill

37:26 Macrohard

38:09 A good soundbyte

39:36 Robots

40:29 Bottles

40:51 Smart refrigerators

41:22 Top 10 underappreciated inventions

43:44 A great idea

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Nick Kroll comes over to hang. We talk about how Nick became a pillar of the comedy landscape. We talk about Big Mouth, fashion, Jeremy Allen White's belly button, getting pantsed in 7th grade, whether Dave feels competitive towards Nick, Benny's wedding force field, and Dave and Benny's 2 biggest fights of all time. Later, we draw Dave's d*ck. Thanks for watching - we respect you!

What happens:

0:00 Intro

0:24 $100 smoothie

2:14 Immersive experience at Mel’s diner

3:16 Abs

5:07 The comedy movie of your life

6:13 Nick’s family

7:20 One of the leads

8:20 Creative origins

9:31 High school / college

11:25 Pressure to be “on”

14:08 How Nick builds a voice

17:19 Healthy competition

20:10 Hang tones

22:19 Pillar of the comedy landscape

25:37 Getting pantsed in 7th grade

27:13 Drawing Dave’s d*ck

29:36 Benny’s wedding forcefield

32:01 Benny’s bombing story

33:53 How Benny asks questions

35:02 Peeing the bed

35:53 Fun, fear, anxiety &  anger

38:41 Parenthood

40:02 Voices during sex

42:03 Benny’s voice

42:52 Big Mouth

45:35 Fashion

49:28 Business questions

51:05 Dave & Benny’s 2 biggest fights

53:47 Pube predictions

55:05 Nick’s business proposition

55:50 Dave’s p*rn thread

57:48 Parting affirmations

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Lizzo comes over. We talk about Prince, losing our virginities, winning Grammy's, the best and worst days of Lizzo's life, idolizing Allen Iverson, and holding in farts. At one point Lizzo shows us her flautist skills and scores our fake movie trailers. Then we freestyle and things get very inappropriate so probably don't watch this with your parents! Unless you have that kind of relationship I guess. Thanks for watching - we respect you!

What happens:

00:00 Intro

01:43 Germs

02:31 Fart gender dynamics

03:24 Half Detroit half Houston

04:27 The coolest voice

05:04 Mike Jones’ phone number

05:46 Hashiba

05:59 How it all happened

08:51 Performing while multi-tasking

10:09 The worst day of Lizzo's life

11:50 The best day of Lizzo's life

13:25 Talents

17:10 Flute

19:08 Improvised movie trailers

20:43 D*ckhole flute

21:09 How Lizzo met her boyfriend

23:11 DM slides

25:13 Dave in high school

27:38 Saying Denzel wrong

28:42 Dave's overnight camp deception

29:24 Prince

32:58 Regrets

34:48 Kristin wore pullups til 13

37:06 Grammy virginity pact

39:05 First kisses

40:23 AIM

41:20 The Allen Iverson opportunity

43:42 Presidents are tall

45:42 Internet comments

47:05 Giving Eminem's beat to Rihanna

47:59 The #1 male artist to collab with

50:25 Freestyle

58:24 Lizzo didn't know she could sing

59:16 Producer credit

01:01:56 Lizzo's friend dynamic

01:03:58 New music

01:07:24 Dave's friend dynamic

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Dave says he can gain ten pounds in two hours. Benny says there’s no chance. They decide to settle it the only way that makes sense: with a bet. What follows is a rollercoaster discussion about math, pizza weight, digestion, and whether any of this is remotely possible. There are rules. There is a scale. There is a lot of food. It goes from joking to concerning and back again, and Jay Shetty comes by to weigh in (sorry) towards the end. That’s basically the episode. Thanks for watching!

What happens:

00:00 Do not try this at home

02:00 The bet

04:45 First weigh-in

05:45 Mass is mass

07:00 Second weigh-in

08:05 Death by water

10:22 10 lb. weight

11:50 Dave's #1 fear

14:28 The Miracle on Ice

16:45 Rules

18:05 Burritos

21:40 Pizza

24:33 Doubts & concerns

27:26 The TB12 Method

28:45 Halfway point weigh-in

31:20 New strategies

33:00 Taxes

34:06 Don’t do this part 2

34:40 The details of water intoxication

38:12 Charity donations

39:05 Growth

43:35 30 minutes left

46:04 Being the bigger man

49:30 Jay Shetty stops by

52:50 The moral crossroads

55:33 1 minute left

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Kevin Gates comes by and hangs for a while. We talk about discipline, relationships, energy, and the mindset he tries to live by. It goes from funny to serious and back again pretty quickly. It was a truly special afternoon! Thanks for being here!

What happens:

00:00 Famous Kevins

02:33 Half man, half amazing

03:31 Heartbreak

06:23 Semen retention & sexual transmutation

09:55 Unibrow

10:39 Pubes

11:38 Blessed

12:38 Kevin’s favorite rapper

13:30 Titty man

14:54 Marriage

16:07 Jealousy

17:13 Top-tier white expressions

18:50 High school

19:38 Mothers

22:09 Punched in the face

24:53 Sex, love & trauma bonds

26:57 Kevin’s book collection

28:50 Prison

32:27 Dinosaur dck

36:49 Ass

38:36 Billboard's 8th-ranked producer

40:17 Kevin’s process

41:53 Siberian lynx

43:35 Lil Dick Gates

45:57 Dinosaur dck (part 2)

48:02 Benny’s favorite scenario

50:33 Food

53:20 Farts

55:40 Movies

57:05 Mushy

01:01:43 Friends

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Ed Sheeran stops by the house to talk about how he met Dave, being clumsy, sailing across the ocean with Benny, whether his kids know he’s Ed Sheeran yet, his Game of Thrones backlash, and how he acquired the Edward Scissorhands hands. Later he writes a song with all of us. It’s a really special moment. Thanks for watching!

What happens:

00:00 Teaser

00:34 What's this Chuck stuff

02:01 How Dave met Ed

03:48 Exercise & personal hygiene

06:24 Ed's clumsiness

09:26 English food vs American food

10:58 Ed's town

15:20 Creepy baby

17:28 Ed & Benny on the boat

18:19 Fame

27:07 Anxiety

32:18 Best & worst days of Ed's life

35:18 Ideal headline

39:17 Dave's movie

43:14 Ed's memorabilia collection

47:54 Ed's Game of Thrones backlash

49:20 Dave's sh*t story

52:41 Ed Sheeran shows

01:06:01 Ed's songwriting

01:08:44 Ed writes a song

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We tried to write a proper description for this and couldn’t decide on what all to highlight so here’s a bunch. Selena comes over. At some point we decide to go through her DMs. We talk about her mental health. We get into her’s and Benny’s wedding. We talk about Taylor and the insanely thoughtful gift she gave Selena. There’s basketball. There are multiple arm wrestling contests with surprising end results. Selena bonks her head at one point. No one edits it out. It’s just us hanging out with our friend (and spouse). That’s really it. Thanks for watching, we appreciate you!!

What happens:

0:00 Selena arrives + should we fake the knock

5:36 Benny comes up with Grace and Frankie

7:12 Going through Selena’s DMs

10:10 Dave is forced to eat a pickle

12:08 Mental health

17:38 Basketball

22:33 Selena entering Benny’s world

25:49 The best day of Selena’s life

27:15 The wedding

34:24 Benny cracks Selena’s back

35:37 The wedding pt 2

43:47 Children and family

47:05 Benny and Selena dating

49:12 Everyone loves Rihanna

50:34 Taylor’s gift

56:09 What we would do for our friends

1:00:36 Arm wrestling

1:06:48 Friends!!!

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We’ve been writing this description for 15 minutes and haven’t made any real progress. It’s not even we, it’s just Dave here. All I can tell you guys, is that I’ve never had more fun doing anything in my life than when we’re recording these. Are we fun to hang out with? Who knows. All we can do is be our complete selves, live in the moment, and see what happens. Thank you for your time. We appreciate you!!!!

what happens:

0:00 toilet cam cold open

1:32 what the hell is this show?

5:03 who are you supposed to be on camera?

10:12 the domino’s pizza fight begins

15:08 why everything feels awkward at first

20:04 benny vs bj novak vs reality

25:09 creative pressure and proving yourself

30:02 phone calls derail everything

35:11 cooking turns into chaos

40:07 the sauce argument escalates

45:03 fighting like real friends do

48:21 did the pilot actually work?

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Welcome to Friends Keep Secrets: a first-of-its-kind show from best friends benny blanco, Lil Dicky (Dave Burd), and Dave’s wife, Kristin Batalucco.  With more than 18 hidden cameras rigged throughout Dave and Kristin’s LA home, the show brings viewers inside an intimate hang with the hosts' real-life friendships and the guests that pop in.

This isn’t a formal interview show. They might cook, record a song, play a game, or simply hang out. Blending elements of a podcast, livestream, and sitcom, Friends Keep Secrets captures the magic of being in the room with the hosts and the people they cherish most.

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