Jokes On You Podcast

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HIYYYYYEEEEEE!!!!!! This week, the dolls have an announcement (PLEASE BE COOL). From grandparent’s passwords to stamp shenanigans, the girls get into it all. Talley had a hard time at the AT&T store, Mel had a wedding planning mishap, AND HOW IS THE BIONIC FOOT DIRTY???

THE JOKES ON. THE JOKES ON YOU. HIYYYEEEEE!!!! This week, the girls are discussing the tv, innanets, tech, AI, and all the things in between. From fake arm AI posters to satirical slip-ups, the girls get into it all. Talley is drinking Jet Fuel, Mel’s frontal lobe is out of the UV lamp, and WHY AREN’T THE BOYS YEARNING ANYMORE???

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WE MISSED Y’ALL ALL WEEK LONG OMG! This week, the girls are all over the place, from teenage true crime to pandemic reminiscences, the girls get yap about it all! Talley was asked to exit a vehicle l? Mel’s moms are having a mom-off, and WHY WOULD MARLON START BODY-ROLLING LIKE THAT???

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HEYYYYYOOOOOOOO! This week, the Jokes On You girls are quizzing classic movie quotes and ranking hot famous guys. From light skinned mount rushmore to bad boy movies, the girls get SILLY about it all. Talley was getting oiled by her roommate, Mel is NOT jumping in to the fight, AND WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO ABOUT IT EYEBROWS?????

BAD B*TCHES TO THE LEFT! FUNNY B*TCHES TO THE RIGHT! Y’all are both, meet in the middle, dance all night! This week, the Jokes On You Pod Dolls are talking about it all! From Marta misadventures to missed social cues, the girls yap about it all. Mel addresses Ciggygate, Talley brought a kn*fe to a g*nfight, and WHY WOULD YOU BE RUNNING IN THE BIKE LANE WITHOUT HEADPHONES????

OMG HEY YALL! We got in that booth and YAPPED: from chili recipes to stomach virus flatulence, the dolls get into it all! Talley got a divine message from a young queen in the club, Mel has some interesting barricades for her dog, AND WHY WOULD THAT GROUP CHAT TEXT DURING THE RECORDING SESSION????

HIIIIIIYYYYYYYEEEEEEEE! This week, the girls are back with life updates, fan fiction (???) and a healthy ki-ki-ki! From box wine to boys born in 2005 (derogatory), the girls discuss it all! Talley is down a hand, Mel finally saw the hat man, and WHY WOULD YALL PUT THAT ON WATTPAD???

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HEYYYOOOOOO!!! This week, it’s Diaries of a Mad Black Young Ho! From camels to Kirko Bangz, the girls yap about it all. The fine sh*t has gotten finer since Mel got engaged, Talley had to evict her bosom to fit into a little black dress, and WHY WOULD YOU STEAL THAT GIRL BIBLE LIKE THAT?????

HEYYYYOOOOOOO!!!!! This week, the girls are YAPPING IT TF UP; from buoyant b**bs to friendship fanfiction, the girls get into it all! Mel and Will Smith are still going strong, Talley thinks Pete Davidson has a big meaty claw, and WHY IS TREY SONGZ IN A FRATERNITY?????

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HIIIIIYYYYYEEEEEE! This week, the girls are yapping the house down! From God’s Gender Roles (?) to Ownership of Black Subcultures, the girls discuss it all. Talley is “or-else”-ing the universe in her manifestations, Mel is doing some interesting scheduling in her household, and WHY WERE THEM PEOPLE EATING ZIPLOCK SALADS ON THAT PLANE????

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GET IN THE CAR LOSER, WE’RE GOING YAPPING! This week the, the Jokes On You girlies get into a little bit of everything! From internet trolls to looking-for-love hobos, the dolls yap about it all! Mel has nothing nice for Brian Mcknight, Talley might need to reboot the Reading Rainbow, and WHY ARE YALL ON TIKTOK TRYING TO BRING STRANGE MEN INTO YOUR HOME????

EVERYBODY GET UPPPPPP!!!! Y’all know what time it is, the Jokes On You Dolls are back and they are discussing the unthinkable…living with men. From closet space to cooking, cleaning, & washing everything, the girls get candid about it all. Mel’s park is back open, Talley almost had a beauty supply store blunder, and TEENA MARIE AINT GOT NO BUSINESS BEING GONE.

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HIYYYYYEEEEEE! This week the girls are back from their road trip and are telling all the business! From EV woes to weird h*es, the girls get into it all. Mel didn’t wanna see nobody after the trip, Talley takes accountability for her poor car rental choices, and ALL THE MEN FROM ALL HER FAULT SHOULD D*E (EXCEPT FOR RHE BROTHER, YOU’RE DOING AMAZING SWEETIE)Also it’s Talley’s birthday so wish her happy birthday!

HAPPY INDIGENOUS PEOPLES’ DAY/EAT TURKEY WITH YOUR FAMILY DAY!!! This week, the girls are talking thanksgiving memories: from turkey day transfers of power to black friday adventures, the girls reminisce about it all. Mel finds scooby doo handsome, Talley was racially agitated at a gay bar, and F*CK THEM PILGRIMS EVERYTHING IS THEIR FAULT!

THIS IS A TOPIC-LESS EPISODE WE JUST YAPPED, Y’ALL- from dog mom embarrassment to Brenay & nem, the girls kiki about it all! The back of Talley’s head is ridiculous, Mel got throw up trapped by Jodeci, and WHY WOULD THEY LET THAT OLD LADY ON THAT BIKE????

HIIIIIIIIYYYYYYYEEEEEE!!!! This week, the girls are yapping it tf up, from down bad bops to being boy crazy, the girls are telling you all the business! Talley presses all the issues, Mel has graduated to “after church yapper” status, AND WHY WOULD YOU SING THAT SONG MARY J BLIGE???? STANNUP!!!!

OOGITY BOOGITY! IT’S SPOOKY SEASON Y’ALL! This week, the girls are reading (b*tches and letters) DOWN! From Bar Burglaries to Beltline Bike Riders, the girls ki-ki about it all! Talley did some dumpster diving, Mel went to a WWE/Music Festival combo, AND WHY DONT YALL THINK OLD B*TCHES ARE COOL????

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WE NEEDED REST LAST WEEK BUT WE BACK Y’ALL! This week, the girls are catching up and cracking up! From beltline kevin to beltline fine sh*t, the girls get into it all. Talley has been having some unsavory uber experience, Mel was apparently in college in 2003 (?), and WHAT THE HELL WAS WRONG WITH LILLY FROM PRINCESS DIARIES???

IT’S LETTER TIME BISSSSHHHHESSSS! From husband hunching to (weird) rappers in DMs, the girls dish out advice to all! Mel’s mom has hidden the first string deodorant, Talley is afraid of having a rice kid in a potato household, WHAT YOU MEAN YOU AINT NASTY, WHY TF YOU CAME???

HIIIIYYYYYYEEEEEE!!! This week, the girls welcome (for the second time) KevOnStage! (Go buy his book, it’s good. We promise!). From Michelle’s Army to the Husband Store, the girls (and Kev) get into it all. Talley’s rigging was askew, Mel is taking old lady liquid , Kev wants to reserve a pickleball court in heaven and WHY WOULD THAT PASTOR SAY WE CANT GO TO THE MOVIES????

HEYYYYOOOOOOOO! We back with laughs and LOOKS (both of our hair looks really cute, it’s important to acknowledge that.) This week, the girls get into a SHMORGASBOARD (is that spelled right?) of topics. From defining political violence to soliciting etsy witches, the dolls unpack it all. Talley learned that the youth hate crunchy peanut butter, Mel discovered that ThatBoy (according to an adorable little child) is her brother, and WHY WOULD YOU PUT THAT ICE CREAM ON THAT BISCUIT?

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WE GROWN YALL! This week the girls are unpacking adultier adulthood and it’s absolutely hilarious. From insane baby fever to big kids at baby showers, the girls discuss it all! Talley swallows gum like a maniac. Mel has multiple categories of draws, and WHY DO MONISTAT ONE DAY FEEL LIKE THAT???

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Happy Pod Day, Y’all! We missed each other bad so we kinda just yapping, not gonna lie! From policing p*ssy gumbo to defining “punching down,” the girls are chatting it tf up! Talley is investigating flatulence at Jeju, Mel got her brows done at Burps & Brows, and STOP SENDING OUR MOMS OUR VIDEOS!

Hiiiiiiiyyyyeeeee! We are getting your letters and we READING THEM! From corporate godparents to masc-presenting tricking, the girls are handing out advice left and mf right! Talley met a lunatic at Rock Steady, Mel went to religious wrestlemania, AND MEL AND TALLEY FINNA START A CHURCH GRIFT, YOU COMIMG?!

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HIIIYYYYYEEEEE!!!! We missed you guys so much!! This week the girls do some ki-ki’ing and catching up! From new hobbies to hollywood documentaries, the girls get into it all! Talley joined a bowling league, mel loves the magic city alien, and PRE-BUS YOUR TABLES AT CHEESECAKE FACTORY.

TWO NEW BOMBSHELLS HAVE ENTERED THE VILLA! This week, the gworls are talking about Love Island, from Huda Woulda Shoulda to Amaya Papaya, the girls discuss it all! Talley thinks Tyler Perry has been contracted by the CIA, Mel thinks Steve Harvey has a half wig, and WHY WOULD THAT GIRL DO THAT BACKBEND LIKE THAT?????

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TWO NEW BOMBSHELLS (THE SAME ONES FROM LAST WEEK) HAVE ENTERED THE VILLA! This week, the girls are (amongst other things) getting into Love Island USA S7 (and putting together dream casts of their own!) From Huda & Jeremiah’s toxic lovebombing to Yulissa’s eviction, the girls get into it all! Talley’s robot is names A.I.sha, Mel is president of the Smut Readers of America Club, and IT’S TOO MUCH KISSING IN THE MOUTH IN THAT VILLA!

WE KNUCKING AND BUCKING AND READY TO FIGHT. This week the girls are discussing community (vigilante) justice, bad (annoying) twitter takes, and the Ciara and Russel Wilsonfication of social media. From fistfights to funfetti cake, the girls get into it ALL. Talley is being haunted by old relationship, Mel got beef with the stomach doctor, and ARE YALL READY FOR THE JOKES ON YOU MIXTAPE????

WAKE UP ITS TIME FOR CHURCH YALL. This week, the girls criticize, criticize, criticize the CHURCH HOUSE. From Sarah Jakes Roberts to Jackie Hill Perry, the girls unpack it all. Talley almost had a caffeine overdose, Mel is upsetting the long jean skirt Christians, and JUSTIN BIEBER HATE HIS B*TCH SO BAD OMG????

THE DOLLS ARE BACK AND WE HAVE A HOME. I know y’all missed us, so this week, WE’RE CATCHING Y’ALL UP. From Nollywood makeup mishaps to a mistaken overcommitment to “celibacy,” the girls try to fit the last month into 50 minutes! Mel’s t*t’s don’t touch, Talley’s t*ts are always touching, and WHY ARE THE YOUNG BOYS SO AGGRESSIVE????

THIS WEEK WE DOWN TO THE JUKE Y’ALL! That’s right, the Jokes On You dolls are unpacking the critically acclaimed film SINNERS (you should’ve seen it by now. there’s literally no excuse). From Smoke to Stack, the girls get into it all. Talley says “tootsies,” Mel apparently hates the word “tootsies,” and WHY WOULD YOU LET THAT SIZZLING YT MAN INTO YOUR HOME?!

OMG HIIIIIYYYYYYEEEEEEE!!!! We’re back we know it’s been a while, but we’re still heeeeeerrrreeew. This week, the girls are supposed to talk about Sinners, but we got distracted so y’all get ONE MORE WEEK WITH NO SPOILERS. Not gonna lie, we down bad y’all, from emergency room visits to family tragedies, the girls are doing the best they can. Talley almost got abducted (?) in an old honda, Mel got to live out her fanfiction dreams, and WHY WAS THAT LADY LICKING THAT LOLLIPOP AT STEPH CURRY LIKE THAT???

This week, the girls are going POST APOCALYPTIC. The republic is falling, and we’re mapping out our life plans. From Woman’s Work to The Marathon Continuing, the girls (maybe) survive it all. Talley (still) doesn’t know how to be nice to men, Mel is disinviting people from her wedding, AND THAT APPLE WATCH ALRIGHT IS WITH US!

Not gonna lie, we did some YAPPING this episode. We started off with concepts of a topic and actually never got around to it, but we are entertain nonetheless! From going blind to unhoused feet, the girls yap yap yap their little lives away. Mel is perfecting her Cartwheel, Talley is chastising local children, and WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF YOU FOUND AN ABANDONED WHEELCHAIR????

HIIIIIIIIIIIYYYYYEEEEEE!!! It's still Women's History Month & y'all and we being EVIL WOMEN! From Snowballing to Succession, the dolls are all over the place (and possibly getting in trouble lmao). Tisha Campbell's son on Tiktok making spaghetti, The Uptown/Downtown Dance Man got 5011 kids, AND JUSTICE FOR NIKKI FROM SAVE THE LAST DANCE AND WE PLEDGE ALLEGIANCE TO MIA FROM THE BEST MAN!

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HAPPY WOMEN’S HISTORY MONTH Y’ALL!!!! This week (and next week in Pt. 2) the girls are focused on being TERRIBLE WOMEN!! From BBLs to…The Big Piece of Chicken, the girls get into it all.

Talley is a top that can’t stop finding tops, Mel cooks and clean and washes everything, and PEOPLE ARE BORN IN THE YEAR OF OUR LORD 2007?????

*CUE THE DRUNK IN LOVE DUBAI RUN* HIIIIIIYYYYYYYEEEEEE! This week the girls are DEEP in their Beyhive bag, talking about Miss Yeehawncé and choosing album favorites! From Dangerously in Love to Cowboy Carter and EVERYTHING in between, the girls super fan their way through it all. Talley goes to sleep before the sun sets like a senior citizen, Mel and That Boy almost got into a racial altercation down to the Longhorn, and WHY IS TWITTER SO MISERABLE NOW?!?!!

HAPPY (ALMOST) WOMEN’S HISTORY MONTH Y’ALL. Be mean to as many men as you can. This week, the girls completely forgot that they had a topic and proceeded to chit chat and yapped for 53 minutes. From child stars to black entertainers gone too soon, the girls unpack the stardom of it all. Mel ran through California like a tomb raider, Talley (awkwardly) met a celebrity, & DON’T NOBODY WANNA BE COLD ON FLAT SHOALS!!!! Follow us on patreon at patreon.com/JokesOnYouPodcast

HAPPY BLACK HISTORY MONTH YALL. This week the girls are first and foremost, YAPPING, but also celebrating their blackest black history. From Lady D’jango to Black Kissin’ Kate Barlow, the girls get into it ALL.

Talley thinks she’s “normal,” Mel was somehow sheltered and unsheltered, AND WHY ARE THE BABIES WATCHING PIMPS UP H*S DOWN?!?!

HIYYYYEEEEEEEEE!!!!! We back y’all! We missed y’all so much (even though y’all been cussing us out!) This week, the girls are in LOVE y’all. From first loves to lovey dovey movies, the girls get into it all.

Mel lives with a boy (That Boy™) now, Talley be “my man my man my man” and DON'T KNOCK THE SPACE HEATER UNTIL YOU TRY IT!

WE DONE MADE IT THROUGH THE YEAR Y’ALL!! This week, the girls are unpacking and manifesting for 2025! From yappin’ to coveting, the girls get into it all! Talley stays in her proverbial lane, Mel gets the proverbial ice cream, and WE’LL SEE Y’ALL IN 2025 LOVE Y’ALL DEEP!

Edited to “GIVE OUR REGARDS TO BROADWAY B*TCH! This week the gworls are talking MUSICALS! From Sweeny to Chicago, the girls are giving a five-six-seven-eight!!! Talley can’t give her cooch*e away, Mel makes jokes with GenZ nurses during cooch*e surgery, and ANNE HATHAWAY YOU WILL ALWAYS BE FAMOUS B*TCH!

HIIIIYYYYYYEEEE!!!!! This week, the girls are going back, back, back into time! (to 2019.) The dolls are reminiscing, remembering, and rejoicing about where they are now. From old baes to new ways, the girls discuss it all! Talley got called “mad ugly,” (???), Mel eats grilled cheese with ketchup (???), and ARE WE GETTING DUMBER?!

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Y’ALL IT’S POST-ELECTION AND CHILE WE DON"T KNOW WHAT TO DO. This week, the girls are discussing the state of the republic, and it’s looking BLEAK. From model minorities to pot-lid patriotism, the girls discuss it all. Talley (begrudgingly) watched The Other Sister, Mel had a CHWHITE man in her apartment, AND WHY IS CARPENT A WORD THAT DON'T EVEN SOUND RIGHT?!!!

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THE GIRLS ARE EXHAUSTED! That’s right the girls are hilariously sleepy and being as silly as possible. From skinny lips to writing with feet, the girls discuss (deliriously) it all. Talley can burp the alphabet, Mel has a table made out of oreos, and WHAT IS UP WITH MOMS AND FARTS.

THIS WEEK THE GIRLS ARE TALMBOUT HO(E)MCOMING! That’s right, the Jokes on you girls are getting into the bubble skirts and bare cheeks of it all! From bandeau tops to ruffle shorts, we get into it ALL! Mel is sending thigh d*cks, Talley almost hunched a white man, and WHAT ARE WE FINNA DO WITH A 5”7’ DRUM MAJOR?!Join us on patreon: patreon.com/JokesOnYouPodcast

THIS WEEK THE GIRLS ARE VOTING FOR KAMALA HARRIS. POINT BLANK PERIOD. This week the girls are getting political and anti-patriarchal (per usual). From the groom from “boy mom” hell to Love after Lockup (WWE edition), the girls get into it all. Talley has issue with mom’s, Mel doesn’t hold eye contact, and WHAT IS IT WITH TALLEY AND MONSTAR A** MEN??? join our patreon here: patreon.com/JokesOnYouPodcast

WE IN HERE PREACHING (AND COMPLAINING) ON THIS GOOD FRIDAY! This week, the girls are talking about talking to God! From God being an OBVIOUS MAN to God not delivering our blessings as we asked for them, we discuss it all. Mel really wants Talley to watch The Other Sister, Talley has no intentions to watch it, and GOD PLEASE ANSWER THE FULL PARAGRAPH WHEN WE PRAY.

Welcome to THE GIRLS ROOOOOOM! This week, the girls are having a sleepover! From b*tching to beatboxing, the girls are discussing it all. Talley had beef with escalators, Mel tells her vocal music origin story, and WHY WOULD THE HAVE THAT METAL SPECULUM LIKE THAT?!?!

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This week, the girls are getting OLD! That’s right, this week, the girls are talking about their aging (but still very hot) bodies! From jiggling during step practice to running and falling down hills, the girls get into it all. Mel’s digestive system almost kept her from her B5 dreams, Talley’s trying not to p*ss on the back of her pants and STOP WEARING POSTER GIRL DRESSES WITH HUARACHES!!

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IT’S GETTING FREAKY, Y’ALL! This week, the girls are getting candid and. K*NKY! (We really are oversharing omg wow) From Kiwis to Wife Swap, the girls unpack it all! Talley’s having looney toons style s*x, Mel’s got a whole thing with a popeyes cup, and BE MEAN IN THE BEDROOM IT’S FUN!!!

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HEY Y'ALL! SAY CONGRATULATIONS TO MEL RIGHT NOW!!! This week, the dolls are not only giving y'all updates, but also discussing dream proposals and pervasive misogyny (duality, we know you see it). From Oogity Boogities to an embargo on letters, the girls get into it all! Talley wants to pull a ring out of Beyonce's t*tties, Mel is going to space to meet Thanos (???), and PLEASE DO NOT HARM US IN LETTERS OMG WTF????Join the patreon! patreon.com/JokesOnYouPodcast

HIYYYEEEE!! This week, the girls are GETTING IN TROUBLE. The dolls are discussing the dumb sh*t they did when they were just girls. From horrible haircuts to c**chies and call centers, the girls discuss it all! Talley ate all of the hashbrowns Sam's Club had to offer, Mel was BETRAYED by Laura, and WE SHOULD NOT BE ON THE SAME TWITTER AS CHILDREN OMG PLEASE.

Happy ‘Lympics, y’all!!! This week, the girls are getting COMPETITIVE and discussing what events they would bring home the Gold for! From cussing out everybody in the Olympic village to GOAT level flirting, the girls are gone get up on that podium! Mel went to comedy boot camp, Talley almost got her hand sanded off at the nail shop, and SEAN CARTER YOU BETTER BE TREATING OUR ‘YONCE RIGHT.

TALLEY AND MEL ARE RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT Y’ALL! That’s right, not only are the girls yapping, we’re talking about what our platforms would be if we ran for the highest office in the land! From apple watches clocking our lowest moments to listeners being messy, the dolls discuss it all! Talley (foolishly) put her trust in a n*gga, Mel got snubbed by a baby, and LEAVE KAMALA ALONE GODDA*MN!!!

WE MISSED YALL SO MUCH! The girls are catching UP since soooo much has happened since the last episode! From coochie needles to temporary homelessness, the dolls are going THROUGH (but we are still here!) Mel has some interesting pictures on an ipad, Talley almost got her skin melted off, AND WELCOME TO FRIDAY DROPS YALL MAKE SOME NOISE WTF!

WE DRINKIN STRAWBERRIES AND CHAMPAGNE! The girls are quite literally drinking and LORD WE ARE GOING DOWN MUSIC MEMORY LANE (mind you, we were supposed to be doing drunk history but we absolutely digressed). From Main Event to the Morehouse parking deck, the girls have been cutting up all over the city. Mel airfried herself diving for nuggets, Talley's still fighting the oily b*tch allegations, AND PLEASE SETTLE THE JEDIDIAH/JEBIDIAH DEBATE FOR US!!!!Join the patreon here: https: //www.patreon.com/JokesOnYouPodcast

THE GIRLS HAVE A BUDGET!! This week, your favorite dolls are touching the hands of their younger selves. It's Mel's 30th Birthday today so BERMM BERMM BERMMMM to that! From mean hoes in Nissan Sentras to alternate Daddy universes, the girls get in their time machines and unpack it all.

Talley has a messy cousin, Mel almost made a bomb in her car, and YOU GOT D*AMN RIGHT WE ARE DRAKE HATERS!

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HAPPY PRIDE TO THE GWORLS, GAYS, AND EVERY BAWDY EVERY WHICH WAY!! This week, the girls are cutting UP down to that d*mm studio! From multiple wives to suing side b*tches, the girls get into it ALL.

Talley came out her wig to prove a point, Mel got a t*tty compliment from the asthma doctor, AND A MAN WHO PLAYS ABOUT YOUR BIRTHDAY HATES YOU!!!!

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WE BACK B*TCHES! SOMETIMES WE JUST CANNOT GET TO THE STUDIO Y'ALL BUT WE HERE NOW! This week, the girls are catching up! It's been about 84 years so we are getting into it ALL! From Meg Thee Stallion Shenanigans to Gatekeeping (and mourning the loss of) nail techs, the dolls discuss it all. Talley got a find a new apartment (accepting recommendations), Mel got jumped in and out of the WNBA, and WE DO NOT PLAY ABOUT RITA, OK??????????

Ooh girl we are getting ASKY! This week, the Jokes On You Dolls are interviewing each other like little Oprahs! From getting sucker punched in your own home to waking up to symbolic pillow dividers, the girls get into EACH OTHER! Talley is hissing at men at Mexican clubs, Mel is getting caressed into REM sleep at the masseuse, and WHAT IF THE CHIROPRACTOR FORCE CLOSES MY BRAIN BY ACCIDENT????

FREAKY A** N*GG* HE A 69 GOD! Y’all requested it, so we provided! An intellectual (silly) & objective (highly opinionated) deep dive into the Kendrick and Drake Saga! From Drake finally getting his reckoning to Kendrick REFUSING to make music for the h*es, the girls get into it ALL. Mel almost lost a lung at Disney, Talley’s nightmares are nightmaring hilariously, AND STOP DENOUNCING STUFF JUST STOP GOING TO THE MEETINGS.

THE GIRLS HAVE HOPPED IN THE DELOREAN, WE GOING BACK TO THE FUTURE! This week the Jokes On You Girlies are traveling through space and time, bouncing from decade to decade; from Napoleon to Marilyn, the girls discuss it all! Talley wants to f*ck David from the bible (???), Melbert wants to hunch Outside Allen Payne, and WHY DO OUR BOYFRIENDS LOOK LIKE COUSINS????

THE GIRLS ARE BACK IN THE BUILDING! Thank y’all for your patience as Talley traveled the highways and byways! This week, the Jokes On You dolls are catching up, from Senior Citizen R&Beef to the dissolution of Caresha & JT, the girls get into it all.

Mel got some unsolicited advice from an unhoused woman, Talley made up with her cousin, AND THEY HAVE GOT TO START TELLING US WHEN IT’S GONE BE FINE N*GGAS IN THE STUDIO!!!!!

GRAB YOUR WINE GIRL! This week the Jokes On You Girls are catching up, cracking up, and discussing the Quiet On Set Documentary! From Sexyy Red at bible study to Ciara’s roster films, the girls get giggly (blame the rosé). Mel got accosted at career day, Talley had an inappropriate crush on her substitute teacher, AND SIR DO NOT FOLLOW ME AROUND SOUTH DEKALB MALL.

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WE BACK (AGAIN) B*TCHES!!! We (again) thank y’all kindly for your patience! This week, the Jokes On You dolls tell you where they’ve been, what they’ve been doing, and get into a very deep discussion about GOD. From the devil to Diddy (also a devil) the girls discuss it all.

Mel has recanted her disdain for Sigmas, Talley got bullied by the Beans on Toast People, AND WHO THE HELL IS DURRELL?????

OMG FEBRUARY HAS BEEN A MONTH! This week, we are quite literally addressing every single scandal and sensation that has happened this month, and it d*mn near took two hours. From civil rights leaders covered in mayo (????) to Cam Newton tussling in Ms. Mitch's best hat, the girls get into it all.

Talley had a desperately intimate encounter with a sock on baecation (yeah, that's right BAEcation), Mel revoked That Boy's picture posting privileges, AND GO SEE MEL'S SHOW I KNOW YOU GOT SOME MONEY: https://www.showclix.com/event/mel-mitchell

HEY Y'ALL! THIS WEEK WE BACK IN LISTENER BUSINESS! (Y'all have been doing so good with these listener letters, we are DEEP inside y'all's personal problems) From newborns & mama drama to getting into the sororiTEA, the girls get INTO it. Talley has grandma opps at the grocery store, Mel has a secret cashapp identity, AND JALEN AND JOHN WE GOT SOMETHING FOR Y'ALL COME SEE BOUT US!!!

GET READY FOR SOME LISTENER MESS AND HOT GOSSIP! This week, The Jokes On You babes are reading letters, judging d*cks, and having a few ki-kis! Miss 2024 has been chaotic as hell: From Mr. OVO’s yellow meat to alternate universe Future, the dolls are unpacking it all! Mel had Souf Africa SHOOK, Talley has given up on Mr. Ed D. Bull, and WHO IS DOING DRAKE’S WAX???

THE GIRLS ARE FIGHTING!!! That’s right, this week, The Jokes On You sistren are talking about BEEF B*TCH! From basement ramblings to doxxing (???????) the girls discuss it all.

Talley has a new (old) addition to her blocklist, folks been playing arts & crafts with Mel’s comedy fliers, AND OMG ANGELINA JOLIE WHY WAS YOU HUNCHING ON YOUR COWORKER LIKE THAT??!!!

HAPPY HUNDREDTH EPISODE B*TCHESSSSS! Thank y’all so much for your years of support, we couldn’t have done any of this without you! This week, the Jokes On You dolls got even more trauma and it’s made them even FUNNIER. From 2020 to 2024 the girls…well they get really emotional and tell you all they damn business.

Mel has a fun surprise for her joke of the week, Talley explains a little more why it’s f*ck Patrick, and BE NICER TO US ON TWITTER WE ARE SENSITIVE GIRLS.