Trailer Park Boys Presents: Park After Dark

Trailer Trash Tammy's in the trailer! The Nashville comedy legend, and her awesome-but-dumb hubby Darryl, are in Sunnyvale to film a Mukbang - like banging, but with fast food! She shoots the sh!t about sex, drinking, and Tennessee trailer park life. It's a greasy, shirtless circus you don't wanna miss!

Stream the latest Park After Dark podcast at trailerparkboysplus.com, TrailerParkBoys+ Roku channel, and the TPB+ app for iOS and Android. New episode every Monday @ 9pm ET!

Ricky's a happy, stoned-the-f**k-outta-his-mind guy today - his weed plant is getting all growed up. Get ready for some reefer madness! There's also T-Rex t*ts, the American Airlines stripper, and Sunnyvale's greatest mentors. Plus: Ricky's accidental meat-stealing operation!

Housos star Franky beams in from Australia, for the ultimate f**ked cultural exchange! Which country has the dumbest cops, greasiest strippers, and best jails? And could Julian outdrink a Māori?! Plus: How to deal with a face crab emergency!

It's time for a family get-together with Trinity, Jacob... and Little Ricky the weed plant! Jacob updates us on his joint sales (and why he's been smoking all the f**kin' stock), and where in the world Trin's been partying. Plus: A romantic poem for Julian, pizza pranking, and an appeal to help the Pond Boy!

Ricky sent Jacob to collect cash from Dennis - guess who f**ked up! Before they get rolling, they discuss the best and worst jails in the world, Jacob's stoned world travels, and awesome news for Gettin' Cooked fans. Plus: Jacob judges Drunk Lahey and Dummies of the Week!

Ricky and Julian have solved the mystery of the Sunnyvale doppelgängers - those f**kers are called Housos, and the show's now streaming on TPB+! There's also black rain, hot fire beer poking, and a weed growing challenge for Ricky. Plus: find out which drunk idiot missed out on rockin' with Helix and Kim Mitchell!

Ricky's made a f**ked discovery - another Sunnyvale exists! Is this some kinda parallel universe sh*t, or did he just dream it? There's also black widow brides, Drunk Lahey and Dummy of the Week, and more of your awesome (and f**ked) emails. Plus: Maybe he's born with it... maybe it's the weed!

Ricky and Julian are offered a free lunch - but what greasy sh*t to eat? Ricky gives his opinion on Jimothy the rayk... raccoon, while Julian discovers a stink-free sexy black tee, and explains why you should start hoarding DVDs. Plus: Answers to more of your f**ked questions, and a trip down Memory Lane in the Sh*tmobile!

Ricky and Julian have been reading the emails you sent in - find out which ideas they love, and which ones are f**ked! There's also the results of the Coke experiment, an explosive ant hack, and Julian's encounter with mountain lion Steve French. Plus: Who wants to be a billionaire? F**k that sh*t!

Julian spent the weekend camping and swatting mosquitoes, while Ricky was golfin' and hanging out with celebs! Find out what the f**k happened, plus their thoughts on personalized plates, zombie cockroaches, and all the sh*t that's p*ssing them off. Plus: The Boys do a science with Julian's precious liquor mix!

The Shitmobile is f**ked and Ricky needs repair money! Could he make scrilla as TikTok influencer, or pimp out 'services' to greasy BBQ parties? They also discuss Ricky's shark encounter, hairy bush croissants, and test a hack to keep cool in this crazy f**kin' heat. Plus: The Boys wanna hear YOUR questions!

Ricky and Julian got a ticket to ride... to anywhere in the world! But where the f**k should they go? Before they pack their bags, they discuss dumpster diving for boobs, making money from dirty ol' dogs, and why kids and jet skis don't mix. Plus: Never lose a drop with Julian's liquor hack!

Ricky's all banged up! He wants to get healthy so he can party harder. Can Julian persuade him to drop the late-night snacks and chug some f**king water? There's also a bunch of really dumb Dummies of the Week, a lost giraffe, and a LEGO supercar. Also: Would you pay money to watch Ricky and Julian play video games?

Ricky's got a date with a lady at a fancy Chinese restaurant - is she gonna be impressed with his chicken ball-eating invention? There's also chainmail sheep, a floating city in need of weed, and a cop dumber than George Green. Plus: Aliens have arrived in Sunnyvale, and Ricky's got proof... kinda!

Poor Ricky! He's looking for love, but his f**ked employment history is turning off the ladies. Can Julian help him write a job-winning resume? There's also a mushroom PSA for California, and a warning about hitch-hiking butthole fish. Plus: Let there be light - Julian attempts a life hack experiment!

Ricky's had enough of f**kin' Randy and his rent demands, he's moving outta Sunnyvale! But to where? Julian's gift for Mo arrives in the mail, and there's some inspiring Drunk Laheys of the Week. Plus: F**k IPOs and pensions... put your cash in cockroaches!

Ricky's having trouble with the ladies and asks Julian for dating advice. Would a cock of pepperoni or a dead rat help? In happier news, Ricky's new product idea takes the greasy out of your french fry supper. Plus: More head-hurting Drunk Lahey and Dummies of the Week!

Julian's dressed all sexy for summer, but there's something on his mind: his sh*tty pension fund! Can Ricky and Julian go full De Niro to make some retirement scrilla? Plus: dirrrty fries, duck whispering, and more f**ked contenders for Drunk Lahey and Dummy of the Week!

Ricky and Julian are battling some serious f**kin' sleep deprivation.... will the drugs work? Before they crash, they discuss getting banged up in North Korea, why modern movies suck, and judge some painful Drunk Lahey and Dummies of the Week. Plus: Kids today, eh?!!

Ricky and Julian sneak into Three Days Grace's Halifax gig and hang with the band... but will they make it onstage? Ricky also pages Dr. Julian for a medical exam, and judges another f**ked Dummy and Drunk Lahey of the Week. Plus: Julian spills the beans on TPB Season 13!

How's it flowing, f**kers? Ricky and Julian's muscular brains are fired up and ready to go! Watch the latest F**KED Dummy and Drunk Lahey of the week, and find out if Julian's TikTok purchase is a steal or a scam. Plus: Grab some spaghetti, pineapple and toothpaste, we're about to get learnt!

We've got a special Park After Dark guest (no, not you Randy) – Canadian comedian and America's Got Talent finalist Ahren Belisle! He judges the Dumb and Lahey Drunk of the Week, reveals his gas explosion troubles, and gets greasy as f**k with Randy and… Roseanne?! Plus: Keep those friggin' dirty burgers away from service dog Al!

Ricky and Julian are still banged up from 420... and that home-made hot box! Julian helps Ricky works through his duck trauma, learns some 5-star swears, and brings news on a new Park After Dark feature - if the tech nerds can figure it out. Plus: do you have gorillas in your back yard? Julian wants to hear from you!

It's the most wonderful time of the year! Ricky and Julian climb Mount Evernest on their 20 Days of 420 quest, feed the ducks, and get high AS F#!K. Get your lungs watering for the ultimate 420 smoke-a-thon!

It's the 13th day of 420, but Ricky and Julian are in luck! They go down and dirty with toilet roll pipes, get hungry for a Pizza Hut wiener pie, and plan their next heist - will it be stealing glaciers, trees, or... bridges?! Plus: There's some real fuckin' dummies on this week's Dummy of The Week!

The new neon sign is blazing, and so are Ricky and Julian on this week's Park After Dark! We've got the winners of Drunk Lahey and Dummy of the Week, Julian's killer gift review, and all the news that's f**ked. Plus: The countdown has begun... join Ricky and Julian on the 20 Days of 420!

Ricky's pub is officially open and it looks f**kin' awesome! Ricky and Julian settle in at the bar and chat about the life of Chuck Norris, the world's worst learner driver, and the limbless Cornhole killer. Plus: The Doggy Great Escape - starring Ricky as a German Shepherd?

The hot knives are glowing, and Julian's buzzing with new ideas for the podcast. But can Ricky's brain take it all in at once? There's also tips for killers, dirty ol' hot dogs, and the Boys' new invention, the teabag diet. Plus: Ricky's emergency surgery - find out what the f**k happened!

Julian's got a surprise for Ricky's trailer - and he's hired a crack team of removal guys to bring it! There's also plenty of weed chat, advice about smashing your face with a hammer, and a diagnosis of Ricky's f**ked-up nut!

The Boys are stoned and the wind is howling - can they make it through the podcast? Before the the f**kin' trailer takes off, they reveal more about their new show, why spending winter in jail is awesome, and a naked high-speed ambulance chase! Plus: Get learnt about Gen Z love language - is Ricky delulu?

The bird is the word on this week's Park After Dark! Ricky and Julian discover how f**kin' smart crows are, and who owns all the swans. There's also wienermobile racing, whale whispering, and a movie quiz - can you beat the Boys' sh*tty score?

Julian's planning a new sporting event for Sunnyvale - could Randy be its first champion? Ricky has a run-in with friggin' Donnie, and looks at his f**ked retirement options. There's also a flying drone pig, combat pigeons, and an unexploded butt bomb!

Randy's dropped by for a drinkypoo... can Ricky and Julian get to the end of the podcast without killing him? Ricky has a happy story about India's richest beggar, and the weird world of animal wangs. Plus: It puts the lotion on the bald head – Julian's skincare routine revealed!

Well, the snow didn't f**k off... there's MORE! Before they get shovelling, Ricky and Julian discuss the Super Bowl, plan a weed-growing contest, and investigate a f**ked story about a foot. Plus: Get out your scrilla and prepare to follow the Church of Ricky!

There's a sh*tstorm blowing outside, come get cozy with Ricky and Julian! Ricky's got sports news about the Panthers v Sharks hockey fight, and the world's worst tennis player. Julian's excited about his new show idea - let's fu*king talk about it! Plus: Will the Boys blow $10 million on moving to the moon?

Wowza! Julian's trying to chill this year, but Ricky's got the ragebait. Can he calm down enough to do some new word learning? Julian also comes up with a new idea for the podcast - stoned life coaches! Plus: Zootopia snakes, NFL playoffs, and the family of the dumb!

New Year, New Julian? He's stylin' real Ray Bans, waking and baking, and doing some manifesting sh*t. Meanwhile, Ricky's more interested in what people are getting stuck up their butt! There's also greasy alien encounters, AI baby names, and the Boys' new business idea - the Aero Weedinator!

It's Christmas in Sunnyvale - time to open the new trailer bar, smoke Randy's sh*tty joint, and shop vac the turkey... wait, what the f**k?!! There's also killer Yule cats, KFC chicken parties, and a treasure hunt to Columbia. Have a good one, see ya in 2026!

Ricky's been hitting the indica hard and he's ready for a power nap! Before his brain gets totally fried, he and Julian discuss how to clone pets, why identical twins are f**ked, and the awesomeness of donair soup. Plus: What would you choose - a machete or booze?

Get high with Ricky and Julian and take a trip (in a heated helicopter) to the tippy top of the planet of the Earth, the Arctic! They also discuss giant spiders, high clouds, and words that got all f**ked up. Plus: Why is baseball such a f**karound?!

Would you like your Ricky baked, grilled or boiled? He's got big plans to heat up the trailer, as long as the fuckin' fire department doesn't find out! Julian's got news on killer eagles, AI music, and the worst way to get out of Christmas shopping. Plus: What in the flyin' fuck is 6-7?!

Where the f**k are the cheeseburgers, Randy? Right in his friggin' grease locker! Maybe the Boys can feast on nutmeg, deep-fried egg nuggets, and an ancient Big Mac instead? There's also cosmic space facts, an aggressive squirrel, and a greasy hot flash!

Randy brings the burgers to Park After Dark... shame they're cold as frig! And where's Ricky's f**kin' condiments?! Randy gives his opinion of Julian's new look, and why he thinks ChatBONER is f**ked. Also on the menu: merkins, nudists, and a ravenous polar bear!

Ricky's back from his jail hockey victory! What does he think of Julian's new look, and which hunky action star does he most resemble? He also meets Julian's f**ked AI pal, and discovers catnip wine. Plus: Julian's Air China mystery meal misery!

Julian prepares for a special date, with the help of guest stars Tracy and Martina! But will he get the Peaky Blinders look he's after? There's also an update on Ricky's jail vacation, and Bubbles' search for an alien asteroid. Plus: A Louvre jewel heist life hack!

Julian and Terry get wood with a new tree-cutting business - but is their sh*tty old saw up to the job? Terry brings up a dark period from Ricky and Julian's past, and gets into trouble with his wife Trish. Plus: AI learns from the best, as Julian teaches Boner to f**kin' swear!

Time's running out to stash the slime before winter, and Terry's got some wild ideas how to transport it out of Halifax! Julian continues to make friends with his AI buddy, and Terry ponders rocket-launching balloons. Plus: Don't tell the Oak Island dicks - Terry's about to go on a treasure hunt?!

Terry wants to be Julian's smart slime business partner - but can he pass the f**kin' interview? They also discuss sweaty dogs, ant-infused cheese, and why Jacob's lost in the woods with only one shoe. Plus: Is Terry as smart as ChatGPT?

Julian, Terry and Jacob discover a billion dollar product... and it's growing under Ricky's trailer! But what the f**k can they do with it? There's also footage of the Green Bastard's All Elite Wrestling debut, and news on Ricky's jail hockey tournament. Plus: Do peanut trucker drinks taste like sh*t? Jacob does a taste test!

Ricky's banged up in jail again, so Jacob is bringing the chips - and the smarts! They discuss muscle snuggies, Jacob's sh*tty career choices, and the weird world of furries. Plus: Why gettin' overlearnt could land you in hospital!

After an unfortunate trailer-f**king-up incident, Bubbles has remodeled the Park After Dark set... and it looks fuckin' DECENT! But what will Julian and Ricky think? Plus: liquor news, baby bunions, and an important question: What would you shove up your arse while shoplifting?

F**k yeah, Ricky and Julian are getting out of jail! But no fires at the park, boys, or you'll be right back in con college. Bubbles brings exciting news - and video! - of his performance with music legend Jelly Roll, and the Green Bastard's professional wrestling debut. Plus: The boys ponder poop protocol and protein chips!

The Boys are book learnin' today! Be amazed at f**ked facts about deer-whales, Japanese vending machines, and a very long kitty. And watch out Steve French - Ricky wants to punch out a mountain lion! Plus: Julian is... Pumpalicious!

Fight! Fight! Fight! The Boys clash over Bubbles' decision to buy a new show for TPB+, but the trailer looks pretty fackin' decent! There's also a baby-bornting robot, a dirty disaster at 36,000ft, and speeding ticket f**kery in Switzerland. Plus: Can you beat the Boys in a TV show quiz?

The rain ain't coming and the fires are spreading - no wonder Bubs wants to stay in jail! Before he hides under Julian's bed, they discuss giant rats, vampire cocks, and Ricky's woodland pyromania. Plus: Got the hangover from Hell? Cure it with a marathon run!

If you go down to the woods today... you'll wind up in con college! Find out how Ricky got f**ked over by fire, Julian's film crew heist, and why Bubs is missing supper in jail. There's also a menagerie of angry grizzlies, arsonist ospreys, and pan-fried sh*t guppies!

Park After Dark is about to get a whole lot dumber - Cory and Jacob are in the trailer! Find out which nut has nipples, Cory's favourite video games, and why Jacob is working nine jobs. Plus: Meet the new ambassador of Iceland... Ricky!

The Boys had a wild time at the Edmonton Great Outdoors Comedy Fest - but has Julian f**ked their chances of crashing the Halifax show? Ricky picks up a musical instrument and wants in with the Shitrockers, while Bubbles finds a greee-eaasy use for seaweed. Plus: a tribute to the ultimate rocker and Prince of Darkness, Ozzy Osbourne!

The Boys had bananas-on-bananas weekend of partying... but who stayed sober? Bubbles continues his air crash investigations, Ricky is hungry for Canada goose, and Julian wants to rent a granny. Plus: Are you man enough to knock a chip off Cyrus' shoulder?

You know Jacques or Jacques knows you? Ricky's cop trick came unstuck in New Brunswick - find out who saved the day! The Boys also investigate the rock band that doesn't exist, and why you shouldn't shove a live eel up your arse. Plus: A bang a day keeps Ricky's sads away!

It's always sunny in Sunnyvale – and hot as f**k after Ricky trashed the aircon! Discover who fought Elvis in Fredericton, why Bubbles wants a lip job, and the dangers of gettin' greasy with 50 Shades Of Grey. Plus: Flex Seal, Doritos, Uber? You're awesome... now pay up!

F***CK! Ricky and Julian are still in jail, but Ricky has a hand-y escape plan! Bubs brings more bad new from the park, Ricky ponders marriage to a chatbot, and Julian has a business idea - but he's gonna need a raccoon costume. Plus: Imprisoned in Alligator Alcatraz? The Boys have some snake fighting tips!

Ricky and Julian hope to get outta jail soon - hopefully before Ricky nukes the place making fried chicken! Also on the menu: A big-ass bigfoot, a greasy free flight hack, and a cheeseburger beast bigger than Randy. Plus: Bubbles becomes an air crash investigator!

Ricky and Julian are still banged up in jail - at least Bubs has some good news from Sunnyvale, right? Nope! The Boys also discuss underwater rugby, dick boss cosplay, and do some muscle math. Plus: Bubbles puts the 'fun' into funeral with a scrumpdilly feast!

Hello darkness, my old friend... the Boys are back in jail again! Find out what the f**k Ricky and Julian did to get there, and which dumb cops arrested them. They also delve into the greasy world of rubber babies, cheese chasing, and phone booth boxing. Also: Here's the news - and a baby!

The future is here, and it's greasy as f**k! They Boys explore robot pizza servers, self-driving cars, and get dirrrrty with an AI chatbot. Plus: Get yer high heels on, we're heading to Carmel to chew caramels!

Hold onto your alligator cocks and get ready - we're starting Season 7 with some f**kin' serious hash-inspired book learning! Find out what space smells like, how to invent a colour, and why Ricky wants to live in a swamp for 100 years. Plus: Ragin' over Teddy Ruxpin!

Bubbles is all banged up after a fancy dinner at the SPCA, maybe hair of the cock and a tiny chef will cheer him up? The Boys also have a f**k-ton of weird news, including the robot that went f**ky, the highest town in Turkey, and gourmet chicken fingers (the sh*t kind!) Also: Got kitty legal problems? Better Call Bubs!

Gummy up and strap in - it's a carnival of critters on Park After Dark, with parachuting beavers, cuddle skunks and helicopter-f**king-up penguins! Julian's also got a quiz about snacks in space, and Ricky wants to talk about sex, baby!

Happy Day After Star Wars Day! The Boys get into an argument about R2-D2, and Ricky learnts some awesome Earth facts. There's also a holy water hex, AI robot grooming, and some greasy stuff down at the Legion!

Strap in for one f**kin' wild ride! Special guest Steve-O spills the beans on his most f**ked stunts, smuggling drugs to Sweden, and a hot sauce for your butthole. He also reveals which pop megastar was a royal DICK!

The Boys had a blast at the Maple Leafs hockey game at the weekend, and met 3,000 awesome-as-f**k TPB fans! They also chat about petrifying aliens, the guy in the chair, and a delicious Julian BBQ. Plus: Why don't we do it in the road? Because it'll cost ya 10 f**king years in jail!

The Boys have a bunch of new TPB chips to sell at the mall and make some serious scrilla! Before they f**k off, they discuss flying pickles, a p**sy health hack, and an all-you-can-eat buffet that ain't for Randy. Plus: Play Ricky's new game, Cool or Not Cool!

The Boys are feeling a bit jinkety-janked today! Maybe a sauna, pedicure or a tickle sandwich with Jay Baruchel would help? They also discuss using AI to stay outta jail, Mars space weed, and Ricky's sex lube experiments... it's gonna get GREASY!

Here's your PAD Fools GOLD! Find out who got f**ked over by an early April fools, why sea kitties are so ugly, and who made a stink in the Gettin' Cooked kitchen. Plus: Julian has some F**KIN' HUGE news for ya...

It's officially BOOZE MONDAY! The Boys are back at a new time, and getting right out of 'er with their delicious new liquor drinks. Is organ flush and muscle cream coming next? We've also got cobra fighting kitties, a naked date at the lake with Julian, and a peek at Gettin' Cooked With Ricky, coming to SwearNet March 28!

Spring is springin', hash seeds are growin', and Ricky is ready for Valentine's Day. Yup, space and time are all f**ky on today's Park After Dark! There's also a wordsmarts quiz, a trip to Puppy Mountain, and turkey roasting alchemy. Plus: Beware the Ides of March!

He's the smartest guy in the park! Seed king MrSoul drops by with his latest delicious creation - Bubble's Blueberry F4, now available at brothersgrimmseeds.com. It's purple! He also spills some seed-growing secrets and teaches the Boys about nuclear reactors. Plus: Can Ricky's Hash Plant make his brain more red?

F**k off February, and take your sh*tcicles with you! Bubs is still banged up with the bird flu, Ricky's flippin' about flying, and Julian wants to be the new Robin Hood. Plus: Are you a cat person? The Boys wanna talk to you!

F**K OFF WITH THE BIRD FLU!! Bubs was just trying to help f**kin' Donnie out, now he's all banged up. Will he take his revenge on the sickly chicken? Also find out why Julian wants to be a workin' man in Japan, and who the Boys crown Dummy Of The Week!

Happy banging day! Ricky's been trawling Plenty Of Sharks for a date, and Bubs is hoping for a Swedish massage. Julian's got money on his mind with a greasy new business scheme... anyone wanna buy 100,000 eggs?! Plus: Can you beat the Boys in a rock band quiz?

You're gonna need plenty of gummies and booze to keep up with today's Park After Dark! There's a greasy OnlyFans record attempt, 4D fart videos, and a quest to see Oasis - but will Liam f**k off for $500K? Plus: The Boys reveal their plan to save Canada... with LIQUOR!!!

January, its's been nice knowing ya, now f**k off! Ricky's gone down with swan flu, Julian's in trouble for spending merch royalties on ladies, and Bubs has got a feeling he can't hide, oh yeah! Plus: Getcha Ricky hash plant seeds, but don't grow a f**kin' stink weed!

Watch a new episode of Park After Dark every Friday at SwearNet.com and the TPB SwearNet app!

Hold onto your cocks for a frenzy of facts, fun and food f**kery! Bubs and Randy test their fast food knowledge, Julian brings the mind-blowing facts (not) and Randy shows off his f**king terrible impressions!

Mother Nature is a motherf**ka! The Boys raise their glasses to those affected by the LA wildfires. Ricky's also feeling sore after an unpleasant medical procedure, Julian checks out a new rum drink, and there's a lot of borntdays to celebrate. Plus: Look the f**k out when British Randy's trousers come off!

The Boys are high, but Bubs is about to get real high... he's flying to the UK to party with fans at Sh*trockers screenings! They also chat about Fogvid-24, sending Randy to Russia, and Haywire - the unluckiest band in the world!

The Boys have been partying like it's 1999 - how the f**k did they wake up in 2025?! The future sounds f**ked as they discuss super book-learnt AI, killer robot cops, and sh*tty cyber trucks. Plus: Coming to a theater near you... NUNDERNEATH!

It's Christmas Day and the Boys can't wait to open their gifts and tuck into a big bacon breakfast! There's also Christmas cracker fun, Jail Spice chips, and Julian's million-dollar plan for 2025. Plus: Ricky believes in... Liquid Santa?!?

Santa's come early and brought some awesome sh*t - new Trailer Park Boys chips and BIC lighters! But will they make any scrilla out of it? There's also the world's most costly coffee, a killer cat, and the Jaguar that wasn't there. Plus: What gifts has Julian, ahem, acquired for his best buds? Find out soon...

The Christmas countdown has begun, and the Boys are getting f**ked up on vodka and... acid?! Ricky recounts his Helix tribute band tour, Julian wrestles with a pipe-bomb-up-the-a*se conundrum, and Bubbles has some devastating Bitcoin news. Plus: A very Swiftie borntday!

Start spreading the news, the Boys are leaving today... to get f**ked up in New York, New York at the Shitrockers movie fan screening! At least they saved $8 on their sh*tty flights to buy some (good kind) chicken fingers. But will Ricky make it across the border? Also: Bad news bananas, radiation nipple hats, and why Randy's about to get fired!

Holy flyin' f**k, the Boys had a CRAZY week! Thank f**k they - and Shitrockers bassist Waylon - are sober enough to recount wild tales and gossip from the Standing On The Shoulders Of Kitties premieres in London, LA and Halifax. Find out who nearly destroyed the Abbey Road mixing desk, and what OTHER liquor Julian's been drinking. Plus: Look out Swifties, make way for the Sh*tties!

Standing On The Shoulders Of Kitties hits theatres in Canada and the US on December 6, and the UK and Ireland January 10!

Julian pulled it off! The man with the world's biggest penis, Matt Barr, joins Ricky, Julian and Randy on the worldy pipe for a special interview. Find out everything you've ever wanted to know about owning a massive unit... and Randy's got some stupid f**kin' questions too!

Today's Park After Dark is out of this f**king world! Julian recounts his crazy UFO experience, Bubbles considers exploring the universe without his kitties, and Randy thinks about friggin' alien cheeseburgers... f**k's sake Randy. And whatever ya do, don't land on Planet F**k!

Prepare for a cosmic journey with Bubbles that'll blow your mind... better take some f*cking edibles first! Chow down on a hairy Chinese snack and 16,000oz of booze, and get an update on Julian's cock management quest!

The Boys are recovering from last nights' Halloween partying - and what the f*ck is Bubbles dressed as?! Ricky reveals his trick or treat candy scam, Julian gets trolled, and Bubbles unboxes something very f*cking exciting... get ready for LONGHAULER!

Randy's in a caring mood today, but he's still stinking up the trailer! Has Bubs found a way to make him smell sweeter? There's also news about Ricky's crazed squirrel hunt, the long neck trend, and an invasion of 30,000 parrots. Plus: Julian's got a tough message for his internet bullies!

The Boys are cooking up some awesome business ideas today - but first they need a sh*t-ton of apples and a floating restaurant in Halifax harbour! Plus: Long-distance pickles, musclemen suits, and a toast to Gord and Jim Lahey!