The ADGRODcast

HERE HERE, HERE HERE! Ring the wedding bells! Bring out your dead! We have returned! In this very episode, Rodnus makes a statement of the sort that states that "every episode we say that we're back!", and, well, this time...we are!

In the time since we released an episode, Jurassic Park Rebirth has been our for a year, Stone Brewing Company left Richmond Virginia before we could score that sweet, sweet sponsorship, the planet has increased in temperature by nearly .5 degrees, and there have been like 4 new MCU movies.

But alas, we come roaring back--victorious like the Macedonian army led by Alexander The Great in 333 BCE. But instead of victory against a vast Persian army we are victorious against procrastination, censorship, and Good Taste.

This is the first release of many new-old episodes that we sporadically recorded over the past year or two. We do hope you enjoy what we have for you, and hope that you have fun being nostalgic for times past that...aren't even that long ago. We also have new-new things and released happening soon.

Stay tuned! Thanks for listening!

WHOA. SIT. DOWN. GENERATIONAL. PEGGY.

THIS WEEK!! We revisit our old pal Nanchalantu the cool and unassuming vampire.

Also, Rodney recalls a visit to Sundance and a meeting with Jake Busey that went exactly how you'd think it would go.

THIS WEEK!!!

We delve into the curse of being and older brother and murder of said older brother by jealous and vindictive younger brother, and bring back a super sexy 6/8 time signature. Bonus: Generational Trauma!

Plus, Data Mines! Not children, this time. They do, however, YEARN FOR THE MINES.

Older Brother Big D Energy in this one.

To follow up on the sordid and wildly disappointing ending to the previously released episode, We, your Humble Improvised Music Gods, release the hounds of the Brain Organoid episode, as promised by Lord Grahamuel Pazuzu.

Praise Be! Praise Be!

Hail the small petri dish Brain Organoid set to rule this reality!!!

THIS WEEK!!!!! Rodney becomes the Harbinger Of Family Values, and then we take a nice family vacation in the ole' family car to Disney Land. Only this Disney DEMANDS that you have fun...or else.

SIT DOWN, ENJOY THE SHOW.

THis week...okay, calm down. No exclamation points.

No yelling. Not loud. Legs crossed. Eyes closed. Feel your breathing. In through your nose, out of your ears and butthole. Keep your toes crossed. Let your teeth loose. Bring your pelvic floor into your throat. Let the tears flow down your teats. Loosen your gooch. Hummmmmmmm.

Stop Yelling At Me.

THIS WEEK!!!! What if Batman was an awful 19th century southern Republican gentleman, and what if Bruce Wayne remained a wildly liberal socialite?? What if Space Graham could see just a little bit into the future? But only in distances? What if Batman kept latex suits of all of his friends for totally not sexual reasons? Why does the band reference the beginning of 2025?! Could it be because the producer is a lazy piece of shit and can't find the time to remaster anything?!?!?!

These are questions we ask in this episode. Do we answer them? What do you think? Have you ever listened to this show??? Do we ever answer ANYTHING?!

Either way: I'M BATMAN! *squeak squeak squeak*

THIS WEEEEEK!!!

We delve into the deep with the Secretary of Health and Human Services to look for ALIENS. There are brain worms, The Bends, underwater escapades, Catfish, Government Inefficiency--it's a wild ride! Just like in that movie! The one with Bill Paxton and Harrison Ford, guest Starring Tom Cruise!

Also: :ADGRODCORP:

Invest in US! Or, just listen to us. That counts for a lot too.

The Brain Worm Abides!!!!

THIS WEEK!!

We're loaded, with quips, and turnarounds, and delicious Stone Delicious IPA. Still waiting on that sponsorship.

Also, songs about history being wrong and being taught that way in the schools (wooooooof, maybe a bit to close to reality, but hey, that's how improv goes, folks!), a song about reaching around your problems, and finally, the crux of the episode: how lazy fadeouts in songs are. For real, that shit is lame, and it's good that it's been more or less unused for awhile. At least in the music we listen to.

Regardless: Dinosaurs existed with Jesus, Carbon Dating is false, you need to get a good reach around on those problems, and THIS EPISODE TOTALLY DOESN'T END WITH A LAME ASS FADE OUT.

THIS WEEK! We are back, baby!

Welcome to the EIGTH season of the ADGRODCAST.

We voted for super cop Harris. We did our part. Virginia (specifically Richmond in our case) didn't falter. We blame the rest of America. And, we won't concede gently into that cold, black fascist night, but alas, we recorded this episode in the days BEFORE we knew what was going to happen, and BEFORE we knew the end of days that was to come.

Regardless, we hope to (continue) to be a beacon of joy, and a release, and a multiversal experience that gets you out of the shitshow reality we are all sharing, and we welcome you to the EIGHTH season of the ADGRODcast.

And NO, WE ARE NOT CHANGING OUR STUPID NAME.

DENY. DEFEND. DEPOSE.

THIS WEEK!! Adam introduces the Silurian Hypothesis and it immediately gets sidetracked by "a bit". Which, let's be real, is kind of how this all works. Then, a song about God tiring of us humans and attempting to sell the lot, and boy, is it a bargain. Because we suck. Humans are fucking garbage. And then, Atari is alright with Rodney, but not his grandpa.

My Real Friends Are Made Of 8 Bits.

Speaking of which, go check out the accompanying video of us on YouTube making this here episode. Search ADGROD on YouTube.

THIS WEEK!!!!

First and foremost, we are now streaming [some, maybe all?] episodes with visuals of us making the sausage in The Infamous Studio B, and that includes THIS EPISODE! For followers on our Podcasting streams, we still love you, and will also release every episode PLUS some bonus content to your Podcast feed.

Anyhow, we're doing tunes about Thousandaires, farts, Cape fear, Brain Organoids (which is a companion song to a BONUS episode also released with this one!), and also Clown College. Yeah. Which is where we obviously went. OBVIOUSLY.

But for real, go check out Graham's newly yoked and cut-ass bod on YouTube. GET IT!

We are oft fascinated by modern science and what it creates, and in this case, it's terrifying.

Scientists are growing human brains in petri dishes to do computer processing because, yeah, the human brain is a wildly competent at processing multiple things. Did we stop to think about what would happen??? Of course not! We're humans, we are full of pride and hubris and we don't give a FUCK about consequences!! Anyhow, these little brain organoids might be alive, and apparently we're just okay with that.

WHEW.

This song is about Rodney saving one of them from the clutches of misguided modern science.

And, it is a BONUS EPISODE to our loyal podcast fans.

Enjoy, and feel maybe just a little gross.

THIS WEEK!!! We have written the Crow National Anthem.

Also, Rodney is getting older, so he wrote a tune about it. Then, Graham and Rodney discuss Adam's rather optimistic outlook, and speculate (determine?) that it's dopamine. Or maybe ignorance. But hey, they don't know.

Smooth Brains Prevail!

Watch a live video recording of this episode on our YouTube channel!

THIS WEEK!! Dale, one of those incredibly cool rubber ducks with sunglasses on comes to the studio and regales us with stories of eating cat hair. Yeah, that's the main thing.

Rodney runs with it, though!

You gotta hear this one. It's quite something.

THIS WEEK!! We are, fortunately (unfortunately?) immortal heads in a basket. Three of 'em! So, we ask questions:

Why is science just magic? Do we just live forever if our heads get cut off? What do movie critics have to do with our decapitated head situation? What happens if we actually become a three headed monster? Who controls what part of the body? And, finally, Rorschach tests. Are they all just butterflies, or are they magic, or do our immortal decapitated heads just want us to think they're magical butterflies?!

Oh. My. God. So. Many. Questions.

LISTEN FOR ANSWERS BECAUSE WE TOTALLY ANSWER ALL OF THEM!!!!

THIS WEEK!!! We proudly present, in a nutshell, a darker take on insurance, and a darker take on the lore of mermaids.

Actually, whoa, yeah, the whole episode is a little eye-opening in a "does the FBI know these guys exist?" kinda way.

But hey, you can still enjoy it. But you can't, like, you know...enjoy...the stuff...we're singing about. I mean, unless you do.

You do you, girl.

THIS WEEK!!! Rodney delves into Bill And Ted's nemesis, Rodney created Dr. Marlon Rebrando, the greatest pop culture plastic surgeon in all the land, and, after an interlude featuring the latest Most Annoying Song Ever, we sink into the weird world of how you might choose what path you would take, or if you even would choose in this wild world of algorithms. There might be a bit about child labor too, but, ya know, that's how it goes.

OH! Also. Rodney is a cone head. That's also how it goes.

THIS WEEK!!

Well, Graham is a worm. Yup. That's the episode.

ALL 31 MINUTES OF IT.

You gotta hear it. You just do, you know, to get it. Because we promise there is more to get than just "Graham is a worm".

Have you ever been in a situation where you have absolutely been present, but you don't feel like you were, or don't remember being there? It's like you're in the room, but you're hanging out about three feet from the other humans. There is a near pause in the matrix, and you can feel your senses to the maximum degree, but are also completely disconnected from whatever is happening.

Well, this episode, and the next one, will be an embodiment of that very experience. In improvised musical form. This is one from the "my sleep paralysis demon made me listen to this and participate somehow" vaults. And ya know what? If you don't make it all the way through this one, it's okay. But, be aware that you actually did...indeed get through it.

STRAP IN.

THIS WEEK!! Oh boy, it's chock full, like one of those ice cream cakes that's two chocolate chip cookies with chocolate chip ice cream in the middle. Those things are so goddamn good!

So, the first song is about how we do this podcast for us, and not for you, but we're glad that you listen. Second song is Personal Space Invaders, and it's about those people that get too close in public. And then, there is a song about a specially trained person who is trained to be...an asshole. And finally, a continuation on our ongoing series about Artificial Intelligence: I Simp For Alexa. A turgid tale of a man who simps for Alexa, and won't have it any other way.

Side note, Adam had to learn what "simping" is for the title of the episode.

TURGID! TURGID! TURGID!

THIS WEEK!! We explore the challenging life of an adult Dennis the Menace. Then, a surprise Bidet party...no, not B-day...Bidet. Yup. Then, your parents, and grandparents, and great grandparents did this thing, so you will also do it. Even if you absolutely suck Shai-Hulud ass at it. It's called: Inneptotism. Rodney eventually pronounces it right.

SLINKY, SLINKY, EVERYONE LOVES A SLINKY, EVEN IF IT'S SEXY

THIS WEEK!!! Rodney delves into what might happen if everything simply reset, or updated like a computer. Would you even know if it happened? Would it matter? Would you profess your love for that barista? Would you throw fecal matter at senior citizens at the YMCA? Would you tell your boss that you're done with your job?

You don't have the right, o, you don't have the right. To know, that is.

We don't either.

THIS WEEK!! They took my Potato Bread, first and foremost. Then, My Dealer Wants To Be My Friend, which may or may not be based on a true story. Then, STOCK BLOCKED, and finally, competitive gaming comes to the Adgrodcast and minds are lost. Lost, I tell you!

WHEW! Man, what a year. Already.

THIS WEEK! It's like you've been gooning for us for, like, months, and we STILL don't have new episodes! Well, that's mostly true. Unfortunately, we aren't in control of the goddamn universe, despite what it may seem like. BUT, we will be back with more fresh ADGRODcast content very soon. In the meantime, please check out our Bandcamp page for our most recent release: IAMAI.

IAMAI is the first in a series of single releases we will do this year featuring some songs from the show, plus some unreleased stuff we never put on the podcast.

Keep pumping that iron, gasoline, them fists, and that Vaseline. Be back soon!

THIS WEEK!! On it's face, this may not really seem like a sacrilegious episode, but, you know, things--like religion--aren't always what they seem. Sure, there's a story of a man panda. And also some tales of a samurai. But, if you listen harder (listen hard, listener, *rock* hard), you will be astonished at the insight, pertinence, permanence, and divination of the storytelling our man Rodney spills forth. It just may rock your world. Rock hard.

ROCK. HARD. WE ARE ROCK HARD. LIKE JE-

*static*

Are you prepared to take on Buff Jesus in mortal combat? Graham is. Rodney has mixed feelings about the whole thing. Adam is apparently oblivious, like always.

Also, the Gazpacho Police show up for a sting.

SOUP! CITRUS! SWOLE! SAVIOR!!

THIS WEEK!! We channel the inner spirits/demons of all the great 1970's hard rock musicians...and proceed to essentially attempt to destroy their legacy in one fell swoop. I mean, you know how it goes with us, it never goes to plan. Still, there's a song about a man/panda hybrid, so there's that. This one is quite unhinged, folks, so strap in!

THIS WEEK!! Rodney can't control how much he hates humanity but also wants to accept humanity. It's hard, y'all. Should the aliens destroy us? Yeah? Probably? We get it, right? Also, elephants are some of the most intelligent animals on the planet, and that means you don't want to cross one because it will absolutely fucking destroy you all the way to the grave. We did a song about that.

KILL EM WITH KINDNESS, OR AN ELEPHANT, THAT'S WHAT YOU'VE GOTTA DO.

THIS WEEK!! We delve deep into the psyche of what it means to desire. To WANT. To want brains. To want powers. To want the end of it all. To want equality and justice. And sure, it's all in context of our wacky universe, but it's definitely the through line of this episode, and I'm TOTALLY NOT OVERTHINKING IT.

B! B! B! B! B!

THIS WEEK!!!! We are celebrating this season's 20th episode with a very special presentation about a super hero.

I mean, let's be real, it's a pretty normal episode, but the song is pretty good. We think so, at least.

Get that brain chip out of my brain, Elon!

THIS WEEK!! We bring you an episode that you should surely share with your friends, because you know we will. That's why. It's not because of the glorious improvised lyrics and near-psychic connection the brothers on the instruments have, no, it's because we asked. Nicely. And because that's what one of the songs is about.

Anyhow, what fourth wall? Who even is Rodney? Does Graham even exist? How can Adam possibly be so beautiful AND talented?

SERIOUSLY.

THIS WEEK!!! First off, we want to thank you for being patient and letting us enjoy a summer break hiatus. As a gift, in this episode, we have returned to your earballs with a quandary about lab-produced meat of a very familiar kind, and are also using this opportunity to introduce you to the newest character in the ADGROD universe: Dr. Scream. Who is, of course, a pediatrician. Because of course.

WEBACKWEBACKWEBACKWEBACKWEGONNAEATOURBABYBACKBABYBACKWEBACK

THIS WEEK!!!! We delve into the real issues: Plastic! And how do we combat it? With radioactive bugs, of course. OF COURSE. Why? Because SCIENCE! SCIENCE!!!!

Also, ever wonder what would happen if you jumped into a glass bubble and launched yourself at the sun? We did too, so we did a super heavy metal song about a guy trying to get a suntan. Eat that, Oprah.

WOOOOOORMMMMMMSSSSSSS!!

THIS WEEK!!! Motivational Speed (yeah, the drug). That's the first song.

THEN, we apparently have an AI series that we're doing. Last week was Timmy the AI House, and this week, we have an AI generated personality. Unfortunately (or maybe fortunately?) it's not...smart. Well, its creator is not. I think? Man, I don't know! Rodney comes up with this crazy shit and it's hard to come up with a synopsis sometimes. Listen to the goddamn song, it's quite a thing.

NEURONS. INTERNET. CHATGPT. VEINS. STARS. CANDLE!

THISWEEEEK!!! Simply put, we tell two stories about people and things unknowingly changing other people's lives.

First, one of a young man who changes the course of his life from being a crack addict to a steroid abusing serial public masturbateur...all thanks to Tony Robbins' self help CD's.

And then, a mini-epic about young man who, as a child, uses and helps a machine learning AI to learn, which in turn sets off a series of events that let's him become real life friends with his what-he-thought-to-be-imaginary friend. Is it a story of innocence and friendship, or of woe and HAL style humanity destroying drama!?

GOTTA LISTEN, LISTENER. GOTTA LISTENER. GOT A LISTENER.

THIS WEEK!!!! We got a listener request about Godzilla Space Clown and goddammit we deliver the goods, because we are ALL ABOUT our listener. Then, Rodney can't handle that words mean more than one thing, which is really great for the lead singer of an improv band, and finally, we, like the modern Republican party, recognize that children yearn for labor, and YEARN to spend their energy, so we invent wi-fi powered by children. It's way more funny and way less creepy than it sounds.

Get that slap back reverb tank fired up and put on your houndstooth bathrobe. We gettin' Kaiju-y in this piece.

THIS WEEK!! We got a beer fridge! This is very exciting, obviously, because for six years we have just been drinking not refrigerated beers. This is an improvement. Speaking of which, you know someone in the uber-wealthy realm has a cyber shlong, so, of course, we do a song about that. Then, finally, an actual pyramid like the ones in Egypt is being built in 2023 and HAVE WE GOT A DEAL FOR YOU.

Don't be a sucker. Subscribe! Listen! Revel! Sway! Stamp! Stamps! Cyber! Pedals! Fridge!!!

THIS WEEK!! We bring you a 30 minute episode featuring a guest engineer and producer: Clyde. Or, maybe Graham. It's hard to say. Within, we do a song about a hero of modern medicine named Cavity Sam, who had a hole bored into his gut so that doctors could see how human digestion and internal processes work. For real, that shit is crazy, and it's BASED ON A TRUE STORY.

Then, Rodney becomes an Enableist--it's exactly what it sounds like, and we get an Onlyfans, and finally, a tune about a dating app we invented called Stumbl, wherein you must be inebriated to participate. Lots of weird and awful implications, we know, but hey, that's comedy. COMEDY.

LAUGH WITH US GODDAMMIT. sobs

THIS WEEK!! We tell the tale of a preacher heckler who is absolutely not fond of abolition/temperance movement, roll into a tune about reality shredding itself to bits like Mr. Fantastic in Dr. Strange And The Multiverse Of Madness (SPOILER MOTHERDUCKER), and finally a man who starts riots. Again and again.

Black Holes aren't even scary compared to this reality we all live in, and YOU KNOW IT. Hug your cats and tip your hat to those Higgs Boson molecules floating around your head.

THIS WEEK!!! We bring you tales of delight and woe in equal measure, beginning with the newest and brownest form of Human Identification, rolling into our wishes from the proverbial genie, and ya know what? I'm not gonna spoil it. There's some other Stuff. Some other really good Stuff that made your mom very proud of us. You just need to listen to the goddamn show, Sharon.

Thanks to the Demon that delivers our drums, and to RVA Mag for the extra special and terrific write-up about our show. It made us very tingly and happy. Much love to the Richmond Podcast community.

You've heard of Big Pharma. Big Oil. Big Business.

But have you ever heard of Big Karma?

Well, now you have. I mean, we sort of fumble our way through it. But yeah, NOW YOU HAVE.

Remember, Karma smiles on Adgrodians.

THIS WEEK!!! We are ROARING at you with brand new content. LIKE ALWAYS. First, a man who loves science and hates, well, everything else. Then, the strangest jurassic diagnosis ever, and finally, the true story of a being who will simultaneously eat your face and also show you some super sweet dance moves.

Remember that velociraptors were the size of a chicken. KEEP IT IN YOUR BRAIN FOLDS. FOLDS. FOLDS. FOLDS. FOLDS. FOLDS!!!

THIS WEEK!!! We are back to our usual charming and probably soul-less threesome. We worry, as always, about being cancelled, but in the meantime we write music. Lots of music. Because that is what we do, ladies and gentlemen.

This one is partly for YOU, Justin Peterson...and partly for all of our listeners. Kinda. Mostly for us, though. Our fragile male egos need this. NEED.

There's not much more to be said about this series. Nope.

We've spun reels as long as a professional ocean fishing rig. We've dug holes for ourselves deeper than the Mariana Trench. Our professional careers are officially done (probably) (hopefully not).

It was a genuine pleasure to do this, and we hope you enjoyed it.

If you didn't, you can treat yourself to Rage Radio and go f*** yourself.

<3

THIS WEEK!! Country Breakfast and Dr. Orgasmatron are bringing plates of heaping sonic glory to your table once again...and...well, we are Adam. There are TIRE TREADS on Adam from being thrown under the bus for basically this whole episode by Graham and Rodney. Or, is it a love letter? I can't tell. NOBODY KNOWS!!!

Luckily, our amazing guests steer the truck towards an inevitable, beautiful cliff inspired by Graham's suggestion: A rap battle.

WE'RE ALL ADAMS.

THIS WEEK!!! Dr. Orgasmatron 4000 and Country Breakfast are here for the second (OF FOUR!!) episodes where we climb into the big pool, put the horse blinders on, and grope in the dark for reality and a sense of purpose. We fail--miserably--in that regard, but we DO come up with a song about (the) Amazon, Candiru, Cayman, and proceed to kick it into high gear with a tale of a man who shoots fish from his pee hole, as a super hero. Yeah, a super hero, for sure. Marvel, you have our email.

SHOOT, THE, FISH, CANNONNNNNNNN!!!!!!

THIS WEEK!! Two of Adam's old bandmates from late-90's Lynchburg Legend, The Wakovia Bank Robbers, come to the studio for a long-overdue reunion. On this, part one of a four part epic series, we delve into Soft Teeth, Human Beans, Bird Wives, The Divorce of Amadeus Mozart, and other juicy, relevant, hot topics. The air crackles with delight; the molecules dance and sing; the atoms run in horror!

Prepare your Umami teeth, the next four weeks will be a RIDE.

THIS WEEK!!! I was going to try to come up with some cheeky thing about the songs we came up with or whatever...but this is one of the wildest and strangest episodes we have ever done, and it was thanks (?) our dearest Rodney. The man lost his goddamn mind for this whole episode. You just gotta listen. YOU GOTTA.

Also, thank you to TikTok user Jaysus.805 for the song idea. We truly dug deep for that inner Katy Perry thanks to you.

GOD SAID FUCK THEM VEGETABLES

THIS WEEK!!!! In solemn remembrance of the anniversary of a bunch of Meal Team Six mouth breathers and Trump boot licking morons storming the capitol of the country, we present a song about a REAL insurrection: The Boy Scouts Of America attempting to overtake America. The FBI is involved--even though it *should be* the NSA--there's a secret agent, it's a whole thing. Then, Bob Graffiti, who brings art and joy to the streets...and maybe more...in his own special way. And finally, Rubix Pubes. Yeah, it's what it sounds like.

Ever heard of a sample? WE DON'T HAVE ANY OF THOSE MAYBE SKIN SAMPLES MAYBE STOOL SAMPLES MAYBE HAIR SAMPLES

THIS WEEK!! We are starting off season 6 with a reissue of one of Adam's favorite episodes, a bonus episode from Season 3 featuring a then-very-lonely Rodney talking to his best friends: his furniture, also, Berserker Llama Syndrome (which is a real thing! WHAT?!) and finally a love song to Emilio Estevez (incredibly cleverly) called Estevez For The Rest Of Us. Honestly, one of the all-time greats from Rodney.

Since this episode came out, Rodney is no longer lonely, Llamas still freak the fuck out with too much exposure to humans, and Emilio Estevez still keeps his nose clean *in the right way*. Otherwise, we haven't evolved one bit as a band, and you know what? That's okay. We didn't need to. You didn't need us to. The world is essentially a heaping pile of smelly garbage, and we like to think of ourselves as a perpetually pleasant fever dream you get from the stench. A way to zone out and forget things for about 20 minutes.

So, enjoy your smelly fever dream, and welcome to Season Six of THE ADGRODCAST!!!!!!! (new episodes starting next week)

THIS WEEK!!! We give you the gift of gab in this episode--like a real podcast--because we talk a bunch. So, if that's your thing, this episode is for you! Worry not, however, music lovers, because there are tons and tons of bands on Spotify and Apple Music that you can listen to.

In the meantime, enjoy our mini-epic in this episode about a first time exposure to Marijuana gone horribly, horribly wrong.

*gasps*

THIS WEEK!!! Cyberfunk, in the year 2069...it's tons of fun. There is a lead up to it as well! Then, IT GOES WITHOUT SAYING, and not gonna lie, it's a little aggressive, but it ends up with a "happy" ending. NO, not that kind of happy ending ya fuckin' pervs. And finally, a listener request about Crom. Yeah, THAT Crom, that *we* thought (thanks Google) was a KROM. So, it's a song about Crom and his Krom. Shit's wild, y'all. WILD.

Thanks to listener "mileswentland" on TikTok for the CROM/KROM song idea!

THIS WEEK!! Like the title says, our 90's public education--well, with Adam and Rodney, at least--fails us. Then, BIG DECK ENERGY, and finally Part One of the grand epic regarding spiders and water spouts and an all too familiar tale of woe.

PHOTOVOLTAIC, IS WHAT HE SAID. NOT CAMERAS, MORON!!!

THIS WEEK!!! Adam wants to fight every billionaire, but Graham doesn't think he can, so suggests that we fight each other and all the other nerds, and then crown the NERD CHAMPION to fight them. Yeah, that's totally how it went down. Fuck them billionaires! Then, the Random Number Generator chooses "Welcome To Dictionary Land", which is a turgid tale about, ya know, Dictionary Land. Gotta listen to get this one.

WHIMSY! FIST FIGHTS! TOTALLY NOT STEVE URKEL!!!

Link to the transcript of this episode's songs

THIS WEEK (!!) is chock of things and stuff and stuff and things.

First, a sexydance...for a synthesized bubonic plague. Then: Rodney learns how to talk, we do a tune about rabies babies, Adam turns out to be a supervillain, we bring up a major but understandable correction about Seal's 1996 Grammy winning hit "Kiss From A Rose"...via New Zealand, and finally, Popeye.

Get your cornholes prepared, because the beanbag that is this episode is coming in for a hard entry!!!!!!!

THIS WEEK!! Sock it to me! That's a reference.

Also: Dad Jokes, A new species of fly is commandeered for use in the U.S. Government, and finally, a quickie about No Knee Nelly with Four Foot Femurs.

Tongue twisters, surveillance, and lousy jokes abound!

THIS WEEK!!! It's just the three of us, and we're cracking backs and snapping necks once again. In this episode we chit-chat and tip-tap about:

Bacteria friends, The Dad Band (is not very sensitive to modern ideals), The Emperor Is Dead, Quick Needle Peepee song, Food Lion King

Oh deeeeeeeear!!

THIS WEEK! We get spooky spooky spooky!! Rodney invites us over for a special halloween party with guest storyteller Jerome Flagbottom and glockenspiel and percussion assassin specialist, D.Erik Jensen. Spines are shivered! Teeth are chattered! Goosebumps are given!

Enjoy!

THIS WEEK!!!! Our guest is the illustrious, brilliant, Haiku-slam-winning queen of 17 syllables TRICIA!

This episode will feature a number of her original haikus, and your usual hosts with the least tag along and write ditties based on them.

ENJOY, Y'ALL!

Pull up a warm, fresh glass of breastmilk, friends, for this week we introduce BANYARD, post-apocalyptic entrepreneur of cheese and milk. HOW does one produce delicious lactose-laden goods in a world with no cows?? Listen to find out!!

Also, Barry Hallis, also known as Barry Halls, in-home chef and piano instructor.

Enj--BANYAAARD

Ladies and Gentlemen, we are incredibly proud to present, all the way from the swamp, a special AdGRodcast featuring the one and only Sir Cuntry Fucclin.

In this episode he tells his tales, regales us with his razor sharp wit, destroys our mild sensibilities, and we simply attempt to keep up.

Please, do enjoy. PLEASE.

THIS WEEK!! Hot on the heels of Disney and Sony screwing the pooch and dropping the ball regarding Spider man being in the MCU, we present our newest super hero episode!!

Featuring:

Rodney the Empowered: a Rodney that doesn't need anyone!

Spiteful Man: The Man who doesn't do...anything!

The Naked: The Impenetrable Naked man!

And finally The United States of Bob: The man with bacteria!

ASSEMBLE!

THIS WEEK!! Michael. Definitely Michael. Then, mispronounced celebrity names, ten things Rodney despises, and a tale about The All Seeing Eye and The One Question. Ominous! Then, Michaels are currency, Cocaine (of which, let's be clear, nobody in this band has ever done--seriously!), and finally, a very underwhelming stakeout.

Also, Happy Area 51 Raid Day!

THIS WEEK!! There are songs about, well, us. And other stuff. First, an intro about Adam, a song where Rodney justifies his place in the band (AGAIN), and a quick interlude about, uh...jizz. NO, NOT THAT JIZZ, the one that George Lucas created. Then, back to us, and as usual, Graham is angry, and then we collaborate on a tune about how we will be friends until the end, but how the end cannot come soon enough. Our final tune this week is a gripping tale about a poorly kept vampire.

THIS WEEK, WE'RE BACK!!! After two weeks of us missing you and you probably not missing us, we're coming back at you like a silverback in a leather tunic!

So, this week we're giving you a tribute to the beautiful new heads on Graham's drums, a tribute to Ubisoft's game "For Honor", and then Rodney gives you a tune about a secret agent hanging onto a ledge. Then, time travel: but nobody goes anywhere but the 80's (?), a bit of gab, and a preview of an epoch we're working on delivering sometime in the next few weeks.

We're glad to be back! Get your snacks!

THIS WEEK!!

We PROUDLY present a rebroadcast of the glorious odyssey of Harvard's own Gooch Ferguson, as played by Graham, and his intrepid reporter and best friend Muff Anderson, as played by Rodney, as Gooch attempts to circumnavigate the world...by foot.

THIS WEEK!! Adam has been replaced by Robot Adam and it annoys the hell out of Graham and Rodney, and within this week's episode we also audition for Justin PetersonFest with Justin live in our studio to enourage and discourage us all at once.

Prepare to ride the digital gooch from here to Justin Petersonfest

For our Silver episode this season, we're featuring our version of a high school reunion, where we see some old friends, old enemies, The Jeffs, some old lovers, and some who are...all of the above? There's also a tender opener about Graham and Rodney's turgid yet endearing best-friendship.

PLEASE imbibe, and if you enjoy what we do, leave a review and a rating. The Chthulu that records us would be pleased.

THIS WEEK!!!

Rodney tells the story of a man who fakes his death a bunch of times for really not great reasons, Graham tells the story of his love of cheese (for goddamn good reason...it's so good), Lucifer runs for the highest seat in the land, and we document the neckbeards rushing Area 51 with their arms behind them, which actually leads to us connecting with REAL LIFE aliens. In a fake podcast reality.

What, do you actually think this is an actual real life story telling podcast? GOD, get a life, Karen.

Also, this week's episode is officially our cherry-popping into the RVA Podcast network, a network which will never recover from us being a part of it. We're really glad to be part of the fam, just think of us as the cousin that should be left in the shed most of the time.

THIS WEEK!!!

We proudly present a funeral service for a woman named Miranda.

As written and performed by the one and only Alaine Ford, and accompanied by...us.

Alaine can usually be heard on her exceptionally interesting radio show, Death Club Radio, on Richmond's own WRIR Independent Radio, 97.3 FM.

We're back! Just Us, the wholesome trio you love to loathe.

This week we're into Foley Art, the lamest Vegas vacation ever taken (well, Rodney ever took), Satan is on the shitter checking your Instagram, and then Graham loses his mind and we sort of just go with it.

If you're confused by the end, GOOD.

Enjorrr

Ladies and Ghouls, this is a special week once again. Dave Watkins' resplendent dulcitar playing blesses your ear holes once again this week, and all the people said Amen.

Seriously, we are SO grateful for Dave coming in and making amazing sounds with us.

This is a good'n!

Ladies and Gentlemen, we are not worthy, but it happened anyways: Dave Watkins came to Studio B and blessed us with his dulcitar sorcery. Because we're sacks of garbage, we made him do songs about ghouls (what is a ghoul??) and penises, but also got a great song suggestion from him about his fond childhood memory of, uh, sitting in silence. Sure, Dave. Sure.

We had so much fun that we kept on recording and recording, and our session will be released in two parts. This is part the first.

Enjoy (and for once, I think you will, dear listener)!

Ladies and Gentlehombres, this week's episode is just flat strange. Bird is the word, Graham's Delicious Ear Butter, One Million Break Ups, Rodney's new Self Respect, 2am Taco Bell Run (17 Gorditas).

Okay, so not any more strange than usual but it felt weird. Feel it with us. But not like touchy creepy feel.

Shut up.

We were waaaaaay too hung over after Brucefest to do a new episode. So sorry. Good news, however (aside from you not having to hear a new episode), Brucefest was a total banger, and you should all come next year. We had a blast!

In lieu of new content, please do enjoy a remaster and rebroadcast of one of our favorite episodes and favorite stories:

The Epoch of Yosef Freely, A Man Made Of Yogurt.

This week we begin with Battle Music, share sage wisdom with our adages, discuss "Broad" Appetit, and write a quick shitty tune about Brainwashing. Then, two 20 second songs, and finally, a mini-epic about a disease--"the yucks"--spread at social events through personal interaction. This song is about the survivors, men who stay at home by themselves, and one of those men, who clones himself and decides to have sex with the clone survives. Oh boy, this one's a doozy!

Get those earholes ready! This week, we bring you stories about Beanie Babies. A TON of stories about Beanie Babies. Honestly, there's a disconcerting amount of time spent on Beanie Babies.

Also, Holy Smokes (read: Cigarettes that save), more of Rodney and Graham bitching and whining about the heat, an EPIC tune about Rodney knowing stuff, and finally Graham is annoying. AF.

Enjoy! Or, you know, don't.

THIS WEEK!? Our tone deaf singer gets his moment, a story about Hannibal's Pizza Place in Anchorage (yes THAT Hannibal), and our federal money saving idea: the Witness Brotection Program. Then, a story about a baby who only functions mostly drunk, a serious technical snafu, and finally the Pickle Family, and The Drummer Returns.

Be ready for all the WTF's.

This week we open hilariously out of tune and out of sync, and then a song about Rodney: the Legend, and a mispronunciation leads to a song about a fragile eagle and The Carrion Bird. Then, a practical solution equivalent to a space suit called the Earthsuit, your new favorite fantasy character John Wiccan, and an interlude beer opening, wherein we open beer. Finally, the story of a father who enjoys destroying his young children at board games.

Please enjoy responsibly. Or don't.

Lucky Episode 13!!! This week is basically driven by Graham and Rodney complaining about the first bit of warm weather we're having in Richmond.

So, Rodney initially really ruins the episode and there is commentary about the heat. Then, a sweat song, a lousy joke, more complaining about the heat, man tits, a mild coronary, a truly unnerving surf tune about drowning, and finally we get stoked about Avengers/Endgame, but it turns out that the movie actually portends the end of the world.

It's hot as **** in here!

Except really, it's not.

This week, Graham and our listeners ask questions, and we collectively attempt to answer them. The questions:

Stars...why?

Is Graham Real?

Why do we make Rodney stand on a medicine ball while we record?

Is Adam alive, or is he just excited?

After the zombie apocalypse would bears inherit the earth?

What's Sarah Palin up to these days?

How does one construct a peanut butter and jelly sandwich?

What are your trigger words?

...Baby Jesus help us all.

This week we have an incredibly special presentation for you, the tale of Gooch Ferguson, who, back in 1935, circumnavigated the earth...by foot. Gooch was an American hero lost to the annals of history, and we have made it our mission to tell his story.

Prepare yourself for a tale of Illiadic proportions!

This week, WE'RE BACK! First, Graham and Rodney's new "thing", and hey, it doesn't involve touching or poop jokes! Next, our Game of Thrones recap. Yes, ALL of GoT. Then, we're all ungrateful, and we do a song about Emperor Graham and how he is constantly dying (which is why we can't seem to record new episodes consistently). Then, Naturday--the 8th day, and finally, the 20 Raccoon Man and his dreams of citizenship. Welcome home.

This week, an episode with lots of...segues. No, not the kind you ride on.

First, we talk about that video of that poor monkfish that made the internet rounds a while back, which leads to more seafood, and we thus revel in the glory of shrimp. Second, we talk about inconsiderate people, which then leads to why we've got "that" hate. Then, Brexit. Adam insults England, Rodney then speculates on a modern English Revolution destined for American shores, which then leads to a song about losing your memory, but also being really pissed at someone. You're just not sure who. Finally, a song that starts about a sandwich but leads to a Space Elevator.

See? Segues.

THIS WEEK!!! We lean on the bullet train to banter city, so get ready to hear some talking. Aren't you lucky!

Also: songs about a guy drilling a hole in the wall so he can fart in his terrible neighbor's apartment (seriously!), our attempt at a Tom Waits tune...except that he's a washed up bored super star who is the president of his HOA, and finally a tune where we relate to "the kids". If we were 66, of course.

WE DON'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENED.

Graham, Rodney, and special guest guitarist/possible demonic medium "Sammy Gravy" (or whoever the hell he was) sat down for a regular episode, and this is what came out.

All that was left from the dust was a cryptic setlist, we assume it was written by Sammy:

1AssGOD2milkyelixirofpower3grindr4carolswrath(icommandthee)5speedonbrotherhellainthalffull

This week, Joe is here as our guest! Graham observes his skin hanging out of his clothes, and there are donuts, and Graham also potentially going into a type 2 diabetic fit. Then, the harrowing tale of Harry Tallis: Driving instructor and Private Investigator. Also, We drop a hello to our viewers and followers on Twitch, and then write a tune about how you should clean up after your dog. Finally, an Alan Rickman tribute, more chatter about donuts, and a "Groundhog Day"-esque Happy Birthday Rodney song.

THIS WEEK!! We have a special guest all the way from Germany via Frednecksburg, your new best Aryan bud Gustav! With his inspiration, we write tunes based on Germano-Swiss-Austrian folk tales featuring Batman, puppets, being fed up with being loved, a polite introvert, Herr Sheisa and his Shit Bridge, and finally we end on a song suggestion by a listener about a Skyscraper To the Moon (of course, Graham makes it gross, so it ends up being about a SCAB skyscraper to the moon).

Enjoy, and thanks to Gustav for being our guest!

This week is a thrasher! We argue about pronunciations of words and then dovetail into the tale of the nicest Patient Zero you've ever met, who was also the unfortunate victim of an anti-vax childhood. Then, Tom Brady, Rodney attempts to stay positive, we talk about the Police, do an 8 bit...bit, and give you some band news. Finally, we imagine what life was really like for early-90's style icon and closeted rager Lisa Frank, and finish with an anthem about The Oompa Loompa in Chief.

This week our schedules were incompatible for a new "live" show, so we're featuring a song off of our feature EP, "What do you want to call it?", from our spanking new Bandcamp page, located at adgrod.bandcamp.com. Also, an outtake reel from an episode back in October that we obviously had trouble with.

This week, Graham brings up how dislikable he is, and explains why. We also talk New Years Resolutions, and then snoring and then Graham crosses the line hardand proves his theory, and Rodney writes a song about it. We also chat about aging (balding, mostly), and end the episode with Rodney's cognitive bias (Baader-Meinhof) and subsequent ego problem, and then the heroic tale of Lenny from Home Depot.

THIS WEEK! We're here in the new year...with a new season! Graham is replaced by his British counterpart, albeit temporarily, we write a song about shooting guns on New Years, and then two songs about poltergeists, one friendly, the other literally a bank robber. Then, we remind our fellow male listeners about the importance of undercarriage cleanliness, and finish with a little ditty featuring the dumb new sampling app on Adam's phone.

This holiday season we're keeping the Christ *out* of Christmas, and we're here to crush your holiday soul into ornament dust with our merry assortment of holiday tunes. Prepare to be buzzkilled into the new year!!!!!!

THIS WEEK: We chat about the latest data breach at Marriot and the implications therein, and then mosey on into a song about Trump's girl Stormy Daniels coming back to the RVA for an encore. Then, a terrific story about a gentlemen throwing his whole illustrious career in law away to become a professional gamer, and finally, Graham's sky-high standards are questioned and teased upon, and we finish with a rousing second-time-we've-ever-played-it rendition of our classic pop sensation Dolphin Patrol...

...which you can hear performed again LIVE this Friday, December 7th, at Crossroads Coffee and Ice Cream in lovely Southside Richmond, VA! We will see you there!

This week, things are contentious in the studio. We open with a song instead of our opener. A song about a sinnin' baby. Then, banter, and a nod to our future sponsors, Stone Brewery and their delicious IPA. All that leads to a song about life from the perspective of John McClane's tank top (NOT wife beater), and then a salty tune called "That's What She Said, But She Don't Say That Any More".

At that point, we fight each other with our words: AdGRod at War.

On this, our Silver episode, we're bringing you...more of what you've come to love and expect from us. We start by telling you we support your decisions (all of them), we do a song about Bread Metal, and then we bring Triple Z to the studio all the way from New Zealand. Then, Rodney brings you a new segment called "Little Known Facts", Rodney blows away your assumptions, and we finish with "A Two Hearted Tale"and Graham deciding that we're done for the day.

THIS WEEK!!!

There's a new reality, our mother encourages you to not answer those robo-calls, there's a drunken and slightly deranged interior designer (just an interior designer, really), Graham makes promises, Graham makes a mistake during the next song, and a devolving mess about wishing for things when you were four (as if this whole podcast wasn't a devolving mess).