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The boys are talking Westerns - and who they believe is responsible for the death of the American man! Mark has a confrontation with someone doing one of his jokes, and Joe deals with a phlegm-covered audience member! It's Tuesdays!

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Joe's check gets robbed! Mark straight up LOSES IT on a Tuesgay! Joe overfills a tire and almost takes the lives of himself and those around him! It's Tuesdays!

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Mark goes to Chattanooga and stops by the Blue Ridge Comedy Club. Joe gets ROOKED by the Delta app! Mark gets ROOKED by a tailor! Joe sees a celebrity on the way to the pod, and things were NOT pretty. Also the List family lives through an earthquake and hightails it to a farm! It's Tuesdays!

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Joe goes to Pittsburgh and tries to buy a lovely shoe for his wife. Mark goes to Memphis and cross paths with the old man himself, Ari Shaffir! The twin terrors hit Graceland! From there, Normando hits Little Rock! Joe continues his war on warts! It's Tuesdays!

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Joe makes progress as a human being, Mark goes to the Ghostbusters: Frozen Empire premiere, Joe goes to Raleigh, and Mark gets annihilated on Protect Our Parks. Finally, Joe gets sidled and Mark gets doored!
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Mark gets docked! Joe's speed gets clocked! It's Tuesdays!

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Tuesdays with Stories returns for another LIVE show at the Gramercy show in NYC! Mark Normand + Joe List are joined by Bobby Kelly, Andrew Youngblood, and Jim Norton to kick it back and forth onstage about getting taken advantage of, gloryholes, and milking tables!

Directed by Chuck Staton

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It's Tuesdays with Stories and Papa Joe is in the hot seat with a handsome cardigan! Joe talks about his experience on set recently with a bonafide elderly female kook! Mark has a run-in with an undercover cop! And Joe gets a very interesting garnish in his cup! It's Tuesdays!

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Joe reveals that TONIGHT he will be on THE TONIGHT SHOW! So tune in everybody! And TOMORROW NIGHT, March 5th, Tuesdays will be doing a live show at the Gramercy Theatre in NYC! Come on out! Mark flies American and Joe is disgusted. 80's bands, fitness classes, and text tones! It's Tuesdays!
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Joe heads to the Comedy Mothership in Austin with Sarah Tollemache and Kerryn Feehan for some nightmare travel time with the new baby! Mark gets FOMO about the homos at the Superbowl! Mark is in San Antonio, and the Texas boys mosey back to NY to dish! It’s Tuesdays!
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Joe makes some wild predictions about the future of SNL and the inclusion of a very familiar Normand. A HISTORIC first-ever on-air bet occurs between our beloved hosts! Mark get a mysterious package of vinyl, and Joseph heads to a dental corporate and deals with a few hiccups in front of the denture doctors!

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It's another wacky Tuesdays -- in Gotham Studios! Joe takes a pro-Karen stance, and deals with a rescue mission on the subway! Mark takes on the Beacon Theatre, and sheds some light on a recent mystery! It's Tuesdays!

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It’s a kooky, loosey goosey Tuesdays straight from the couch of Joseph Albert List! Mark shows up late to talk: movie extremists, Ozzy, Joe’s cup of genocide, South African Reddit attacks and more!

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We're back in the studio baby! Mark sees John Oliver! Joe loves Pao donuts and Treat Cookies! Mark gets invited to the Tampa Bay Buccaneers stadium, and Joe gets screwed by Delta!! It's Tuesdays! Our Stuff: - patreon.com/tuesdays Sponsors: - Support the show and get 20% off your order at https://www.liquidiv.com with code TUESDAYS - Support the show and get 20% off your 1st Sheath order at https://www.sheathunderwear.com with promo code TUESGAYS - Support the show & get Factor for 50% off at https://www.factormeals.com/TUESDAYS50 and use code TUESDAYS50

It's Tuesdays, baby! Mark has a revelation about Carnegie Hall, Joe creates a mini-me for a big dinner at Del Frisco's, and things goes awry. Finally, Mark tells a secret tale about a personal hero. Keep it under your hats!! It's Tuesdays!

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We're tearing it up folks!Joe stands up to a wayward pedestrian! Then Joe stands up to a kooky Chipotle employee - before getting one-upped by a fiery cohort! Mark barely gets to Mexico with his sombrero intact, deals with a little of Montezuma's revenge on the trip, and ends up in a world of micro Mexican middle-weights! It's Tuesdays!

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This week on Tuesdays, Mark tries to make a humble purchase but comes across a concealed-carry kook!

Joe's warts make an icy return to the show, and he suspects an ex-dentist of dental shenanigans. He heads to a corporate gig with Matt Wayne and eats ... steak (among other things). Our Stuff: - patreon.com/tuesdays Sponsors: - This episode is brought to you by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at https://www.betterhelp.com/TUESDAYS & get on your way to being your best self. - Head to https://www.buyraycon.com/TUESDAYS to get up to 15% off sitewide. - Support the show and download the DraftKings Sportsbook app & use code TUESDAYS. New customers can bet just 5 bucks on the NFL action & score 200 instantly in bonus bets.

Joe continues to add to the leafblower saga! Has he finally confronted the leafblower lovers?? Mark heads to Omaha, and then to Austin to do Comedy Mothership and Protect Our Parks with Joe Rogan, Shane Gillis and Ari Shaffir. Joe has a hell of a time with a difficult parking attendant, and stays sassy with a stairway texter! It's Tuesdays! Our Stuff: - patreon.com/tuesdays Sponsors: - Try Blue Chew for free at https://www.bluechew.com, promo code TUESDAYS - Support the show and get 20% off your order at https://www.liquidiv.com with code TUESDAYS

Hey everybody - every year we take the week of Christmas off. If you're a Tuesgay, you know this is the one week each year where we don't release an episode.
Well this year, we're releasing a little peek behind the paywall on the Tuesdays with Stories Patreon. In this ep we're throwing you a few clips of all of our Patreon shows - Must Queef TV, Give It a Goog, a Satellite Queef, Hot Gay Sets, and Q + Anal.
If you'd like to sign up, you get ad-free versions of the normal weekly Tuesdays, plus you get a brand new bonus episode from one of these shows each week.

Hope you guys enjoy it! Jizz the season!

We're taking a stand folks - Cards Against Humanity, we're giving our two cents whether you like it or not!!!This week we're tackling big coats, a little touch of etymology, the classic books, and more! Joe doubles down on the power of pep rallies, and the boys pontificate about the meaning of life, love, and jizz.

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Boy oh man oh howdy! Winter has come to Tuesdays with Stories, and Mark is dealing with no HEAT in his building! Joe has some strong feelings about laundry and he's on the edge about a leaf blower lady in Queens! Mark heads over to Santa Rosa for some shows, and Joe's holding down the fort at Grove 34 with Raanan Hershberg, Sarah Tollemache, Andrew Schiavone and Kerryn Feehan! It's Tuesdays! Our Stuff:
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We're talking "gulfs," folks! The pod is becoming a guide to oceanic landmasses! Joe travels for ThanksG and he's shocked to hear a young man trash talk pep rallies! Mark has another one of his patented travel SNAFUs on the way to Alabama, and plays a dangerous game of "hidden identity" with a thrift store employee! It's Tuesdays! Our Stuff:
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We're in the studio and Joe is getting HPV - on his foot, folks! Joe talks about the removal process, Mark heads to Hartford and Concord for some kooky times, and finally Joe heads to DC with old Matt Wayne and Umar Khan! We're working it everybody, it's Tuesdays!

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The boys are back in saddle, recording from Papa Joe's basement in Astoria! We're talkin' Mark at Carnegie Hall, Salacuse bringing his Kramer-like tendencies to the forefront in MULTIPLE situations, and finally the story you've been waiting for - baby List makes his Tuesdays' debut!

Also checkout Sam Rubinoff's Hilarious Short Film Civic Duty starring Joe List and Tommy Pope available now on Youtube:
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It’s Tuesdays, and Papa Joe is 24 hours from the big day: baby List is almost here! But there’s on complication: Joseph has got the olllllld covid. Joe powers through the sinus attack to fulfill his podcasting duties and as Mark throws caution to the wind and tells the tale of a young woman who has a suggestion for his act. Mark also heads go Portland and Providence for some of those sweet laughs, and the countdown to Daddy-town for Joe is ON! It’s Tuesdays! Our Stuff:
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Mark has a fight with tesla chargers. He brings his travel woahs into the 21st century! The guys hate daylight savings time. List goes to Seattle to hang with Nate Bargatze, Sam Morril, Eddie Vedder and Adam Sandler. No biggie.

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We're BACK, baby! Mark heads down to Soul Joel's and solves a racial joke issue with a warm Indian friend! Joe produces his wife, Sarah Tollemache's special taping at Grove 34 as their baby is nearly here! And finally - Mark goes to a gay doctor and gives him a peek-aroo! It's Tuesdays!

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We're back in the studio and we're wrapping up Mark's European tour everybody! Liverpool, Scotland, Birmingham - we're globetrotting! Plus Joe moves his niece to NY with a tear in his eye, goes to see the Cubbies, and spends some time goofing around with Jeff Garlin! It's Tuesdays!

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Tuesdays with Stories takes over the Gramercy Theatre in Manhattan and joins forces with Are You Garbage! Kevin Ryan, H. Foley, Ian Lara and Lev Fer join Mark Normand and Joe Party to rock the mics! Directed by Chuck Staton

Jump on the Patreon to get the UNCUT version of this with 45 more minutes of podcasting!

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It’s Tuesday and the boys are globe trotting again! Joe has to police the restaurants of Nashville when he sees a kook smash a glass and start a brew-ha-ha. Mark’s back from Europe and he’s banging the lady at a sex club in Amsterdam while other patrons attempt to get a turn! It’s Tuesdays!! Our Stuff: - patreon.com/tuesdays Sponsors: - Get 20% off & free shipping at https://www.manscaped.com and use code TUESDAYS - Support the show and get 20% off your 1st order with code TUESGAYS at https://www.sheathunderwear.com

It’s a HOT Tuesdays coming at you from Skankfest! We’re talking cigars parties, Darosa exploits, Luis J Gomez being the mayor for a few days, and NONSTOP comedy ladies and gentlemen! It’s Tuesdays!! Our Stuff:
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Mark goes to Martha's Vineyard, takes shrooms, freaks out, and is forced to fly off the island on a mousetrap in the sky. Does he make it back to the Big Apple??? Joe goes to Matt Wayne's film premiere and sees a wealth of old pals! Mark heads to LA for a kooky Netflix event with Jeff Dunham, Bert Kreischer, and more! It's Tuesdays!

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It's supposed to be cheesy - the boys are in Philly and they are joined LIVE onstage by Umar Khan and Joe DeRosa! They talk: STDs, bad sexual decisions, and trusting Papa Joe to test narcotics! It's Tuesdays!

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Tuesdays with Stories proudly presents "The Tale of the Airpod Fiasco." Prepare the edge of your seats, ladies and gentlemen. Our Stuff: - patreon.com/tuesdays Sponsors: - Support the show & get 20% off of Liquid IV at https://www.liquidiv.com with promo code TUESDAYS

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The boys are heading to Philly and we're recording on the road baby!  We're talking: a new home for Joe in NJ, Joe's new special getting demonetized by YouTube, lots of driving criticism directed towards Chuck, some diarrhea diaries, and the origin of the Tuesdays artwork!

Note from Chuck: Give us some feedback on the audio quality of this episode. Trying to make every episode we record sound great and put a lot of effort into this car-recorded audio. Let us know if/how this audio could be better. Thanks.

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Joe's special has been released and we're flyin' high on the big night! The guys talk about the outpouring of love, and his celebratory pizza that got delivered folded completely in half! Mark picks a safe word for his security team that goes awry and ends up with a taser being buzzed at his show! It's Tuesday! Our Stuff:
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The kings of comedy argue about how offensive vikings are this week, folks! They're on the cutting edge! We live in sensitive times! Mark heads out to LA and does pods 24/7. Joe comes face to face with a chatty Cathy in Providence, then traipses up to Portland and sees a motorcycle live on the highway. The queefs are traumatized! It's Tuesdays! Our Stuff: - patreon.com/tuesdays Sponsors: - This episode is brought to you by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at https://www.betterhelp.com/TUESDAYS & get on your way to being your best self. - Support the podcast & get 20% off of Sheath Underwear at https://www.sheathunderwear.com promo code TUESGAYS. - Support the show & get your first 6 bottles of incredible wine for just$44.95 at https://www.tryfirstleaf.com/TUESDAYS - Support the show & sign up for FabFitFun at https://www.fabfitfun.com/TUESDAYS

It's a kooky week everybody! Joe drops in at Shane Gillis' show at Grove 34 and the boys go deep into the Gillis-verse for a minute! Then, Mark has an elderly Jamaican lady back to his apartment for some poking and prodding, and Joe's Lyft is in a vehicular incident in LA! It's Tuesdays! Our Stuff:
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It's a classic Normand fiasco on this week baby! This guy is running across the country like a chicken with his head cut off. Missed alarms, lost wallets, electric vehicles, moving recliners - this story's got EVERYTHING! THEN Joe heads to Vegas to do a clean set at a dentist corporate! It's Tuesday!
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The boys are globetrotting! Joe goes to L.A. - hitting up Andrew Santino's podcast and basking in that California sun. Mark goes to Just For Laughs in Montreal and spends some time with sweet sweet Sam Morill, Dan Soder, Brad Williams, Tom Papa and more!

Other topics include: snorkels! It's Tuesday baby!

Tuesdays with Stories will be live 8/22/23 in Philly! Grab those ticks!

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Mark is back from the Fully Loaded tour with Bert Kreischer and ...*drumroll* his parents! Joe goes to Maine to spend time with the fam and see a young man vomit! Happy Tuesday!!

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We're back in the studio folks! Mark does mushrooms at a Jewish wedding and the boys reminisce about Mark's November nuptials.Joe heads West, goes on Adam Carolla's podcast, has some fun at the Comedy Store, and has fun with a GOALIE of a waitress! We're flyin' high baby!!

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Tuesdays with Stories returns for another LIVE show at the Gramercy show in NYC! Mark Normand + Joe List are joined by Dan Soder, Yannis Pappas, and Kerryn Feehan to shuck and jive onstage about prostate health, roasts of the past, and fancy methods of self-pleasure! Check out the full, uncut one-hour-and-fifty-minute version of this episode exclusively at patreon.com/tuesdays Our Stuff: - patreon.com/tuesdays - youtube.com/tuesdayswithstories Sponsors: - Take 20% off your 1 st Sheath order at https://www.sheathunderwear.com, promo code TUESGAYS - Support the show & get 20% off and free shipping with code TUESDAYS at manscaped.com

It'salmost the fourth and the gays are marching! Joe's documentary about Tom Dustin is moving along! Mark gets into New Zealand tales! Joe accepts a comedy award in Boston! It's Tuesdays!

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Mark's back from Australia - but before that we gotta talk Wayne's World 2 everybody!

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It's a kooky week here in the Tuesdays studio everybody. We're talking baseball, we're talking Youtube's insane dominance and we get into the shows that they boys have conceptualized and pitched over the years. We're pulling back the curtain baby! Our Stuff:
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Mark gets caught at the border with a liiiiiiiittle more cash than he expected, and Joe talks Mark down after a humiliating shart attack! Our Stuff: - patreon.com/tuesdays - youtube.com/tuesdayswithstories Sponsors: - Support the show & get an extra 3 months of ExpressVPN for free at https://www.expressvpn.com/TUESDAYS - Get 20% off & free shipping at https://www.manscaped.com promo code TUESDAYS - Get 20% off your order at https://www.liquidiv.com when you use
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Mark goes to Toronto and does a corporate gig, we talk houseboats and 401Ks... WHO AM I KIDDING? WE DROP A BOMBSHELL IN THIS EPISODE LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! NOTHING MATTERS BESIDES THE REVELATION WITHIN!!!

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Joe's insanely high-priced breakfast! Mark's return to the world of corporate gigs! Joe meets two hottie-gays with "My father's gay" t-shirts! Make forgets his passport! It's Tuesdays!!  

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Joe gets startled by a pair of yabbos in the men's locker room! Mark goes to Jazzfest and hangs out with a foot fetishist!

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The boys are back and we're DIVING into ... the O.J. trial! Only two boys can solve this puppy and their names are Mark Normand and Joe List! We're dealing with stream room blind men, and we're shaking in our boots about A.I.! Beau is Afraid!!

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Joe is back from MOONTOWER in Austin, and he's cluckin' about the kooks!
As the feathers float to the ground, Mark has his OWN tale of an armless kook in fisticuffs, and Joe rocks it at the Goddamn Comedy Jam! It's Tuesdays! Our Stuff:
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Joe rushes in from doing Kerryn Feehan's pod! Mark comes from a  crazy Sheath underwear shoot where he tangled with a classic New York kook! Joe is HOT off his headlining gig at the Wilbur in Boston and we're gettin' nuts, people!

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Mark is back from CT, Joe is fresh off a new birthday, and the sun is shining in New York City ladies and gentlemen. Joe takes a trip to celebrate another rotation around the sun, and becomes one with nature. UNTIL - a hike-ruiner attacks! Mark oversleeps for his rental car - and he gets stuck with an eight passenger van to tour the East Coast like the chooch that he is! 500 eps and nothing's changed, baby!!!! Our Stuff:
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The queens of queef are back in the studio! The guys jump into what women want, and they get into a little current cinema for 2023: 12 Angry Men, The Godfather and Back to the Future. The boys ponder whether or not Larry is actually hanging it up with Curb, as has been reported! Mark goes on a long bike ride with old Salacuse, and takes the Beamer out for a joyride. Joe hangs with Greg Warren, has to fly out for a weekend... and pulls a Normand!

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Woooo baby! It's Tuesday! Joe heads back to beantown to take his pops to see the biiiiiiig Boss - Springsteen baby! Joe cries, weeps and bawls at the show. Mark is back from Perrysburg, Ohio! How did it go? Spoiler alert: Not great! Ups and downs, ladies and gentlemen! It's what life is all about!

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The boys are in the core of the big apple, folks! Mark is back from taping his Netflix special in Chicago, and he's telling the tales everybody. Was it a smart choice to tape his special on St. Patrick's Day? Joe is back from the Comedy Dojo, and he came back to NY for a world-class hang with his #3 best bud Henry Phillips. He heads to a rock show and gets a hookup from a Tuesgay to meet the band - but does it go south?! Questions are answered on this week's Tuesdays! And check out the comic we talk about on the show, Keegan Tindall @keegantindall! Our Stuff:

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Wooooo! The boys are HOT off their sweet, sweet Gramercy show and they're feeling good!

Mark's having a breakfast with the big man. We don't want to blow the surprise so let's just call him Serry Jeinfeld. It's happening, baby - and we get the reeeeal dirt, as opposed to the little tease that we talked about at the live show. After the comedy high, Mark has a vehicular low when his classic car starts giving him a fewwwwww speedbumps. Then he meets a fan as the fan is getting arrested for being a little ... punchy.

Finally, Joe gets into his special taping at the Village Underground - what went wrong, what went right? We're getting INTO IT! It's Tuesdays!

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Join Joe List and Mark Normand as Tuesdays with Stories takes over the Gramercy Theatre in Manhattan. Shane Gillis, Sal Vulcano and Ari Shaffir jump onstage with the boys for this sold-out show to talk horse death, snake sex, Canadian strippers - and whole lot of stereotypes. It's a great big, grand Tuesdays, ladies and gentlemen.

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The boys are talking FIGHTS ladies and gentlemen! Let's make fun, let's  make love. Fights stink! Joe, Mark, Sarah and Mae get together and play  PICKLEBALL, and let's just say the old gray mares, they ain't what they  used to be, folks! We're talking sports injuries, fights, blood,  hospitals - we're having fun! Lights, camera, traction!  

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The boys are having a kooky week, everybody! First, Mark is stuck in the  sky dealing with insufferable B.O. from a plane neighbor! B.O.? P.U.!
Mark  hangs with his niece and gets to be Mister Bigshot - until he can't  beat her in chess! Joe goes to see Cocaine Bear with Raanan Hershberg  and Andrew Schiavone, and it's up to Jojo to punk some youths on the  street! Finally - Joseph takes "the kids" to a basketball game and the  legend of Funcle Joe continues to grow!

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Joe's back in New York, and he's FURIOUS over paying $25 for oatmeal and  eggs. There's helicopters circling his apartment, the Walgreen's nearby  is getting robbed - this town's going straight to hell!! He's back from  going to Florida with Salacuse to shoot a documentary about Tom Dustin! Mark is back from the SUPERBOWL ladies and gentlemen, recounting his  experience with Bert Kreischer, Shane Gillis and Big Jay Oakerson! And  the King of Queefs finally meets the King of Beefs - Mark matches wits  ... with Guy Fieri!!!  

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We're back baby! Joe spends some time sightseeing in NY with his family  and takes 'em down to the old Comedy Cellar! And who drops in? Chris  Rock! Funcle Joe for prez!! Mark zooms his day away interviewing  directors, getting ready to shoot his special in Chicago. Mark tells Joe  about his Superbowl plans with Bert Kreischer, Shane Gillis and Joe  Derosa - much to Joe's chagrin. Joe ends the pod with a story about a  biiiiiiig argument with a dealer at Mohegan Sun. We're calling the pit  boss and we're gonna get to the bottom of this thing, ladies and  gentlemen!  

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We're back in the saddle baby!
Mark heads to Miami for a few sold out shows, hears about Jay Leno's SECOND recent accident and texts his closest friend in a time of need, which leads to an insane phone call.
Joseph heads down to Orlando with Sarah to do a corporate gig in Disney World! It's a nightmare in the happiest place on earth! It's Tuesdays!

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It's a kooky week in the Tuesdays' office everybody. Joe heads to Colin  Quinn's Small Talk. Mark no-shows, as he tends to do, and Joe hangs with  Sarah Tollemache, Chris Distefano, Rich Vos, Mike Cannon and more.  Jerry Seinfeld shows up, and Joe has QUITE the faux-pas. Mark goes to Hawaii with Andrew Youngblood and hits a redeye to get to  the Comedy Dojo. Joe goes to Austin, and Louis CK shows up with a bag of  sliders (as he always does) to enjoy the comedy of his little buddy! Finally, Joe has a face-to-face standoff with a subway kook! It's  Tuesdays!!  

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We're back on Mark's African honeymoon! He starts out with a sexy tidbit  about Neil deGrasse Tyson that may be fact or fiction! On the trip Mark ends up at a dinner with a kooky inventor, he goes on  an incredible safari with a tracker and sees lions, leopards, and a  six-four Impala! After a tip-top trip, Mark heads home and faces his  patented nightmare trip home. Holy hell, this is why you're here folks!  Our Stuff:  
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The boys are BACK from their holiday vacay, folks! Mark Normand, much to everyone's surprise, had a series of mishaps  throughout his African honeymoon! We're talking: international flight  problems, rainstorms, Malaria pill sickness, a live sex show with the  B-squad, bad mushrooms, getting shot at by fireworks, a narcoleptic  Capetown tour guide and more! Joe is shocked and dismayed as Mark weaves a tangled, tangled web. It's  an all-time Tuesdays!  Our Stuff:  - patreon.com/tuesdays  - youtube.com/tuesdayswithstories 

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Joe and Mark are having a kooky time in the studio folks. They're  talking Denis Leary, an alternate take on joke stealing, class  clowning.... Mark goes clubbing like it's Night at the Roxbury, and Joe  stands up for himself against an aggressive cookie-pusher! It's a crazy  week for queefsters!

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Mark and Joe start breaking down the locations in Boston. Joe calls for some questions from the audience, so they talk best celebrity  flubs and most underrated/overrated physical features. Suddenly, Mark has a bizarre stomach attack in the middle of the episode and runs out  of the room. He returns and the guys can talk about the  biggest regret of their 20s, and to kick off 2023, Mark and Joe close  the show with predicting upcoming celebrity deaths!

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It's the first ep of 2023, and we've still got that holiday spirit  folks! Mark heads to Toronto with a ton of drugs at the border. He's  incorrigible!! Joe has an amazing weekend in Madison with Matt Wayne,  the king of kings! Mark goes to see The Bills in freezing temperatures,  barely makes it out alive, and purposely gets Matt Wayne a present! We  got Wayne on the brain here everybody!!  

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Hey everybody - every year we take the week of Christmas off. If you're a Tuesgay, you know this is the one week each year where we don't release an episode.

Well this year, we're releasing a little peek behind the paywall on the Tuesdays with Stories Patreon. In this ep we're throwing you a few clips of all of our Patreon shows - Must Queef TV, Give It a Goog, live Tuesdays with Stories, Hot Gay Sets, Q + Anal, and even a snippet of our normal behind-the-scenes bonus Tuesdays eps. Plus, we're wrapping it up with an O.G Tuesdays from 2013. We release the O.G. Tuesdays episodes on Patreon here and there.

If you'd like to sign up, you get ad-free versions of the normal weekly Tuesdays, plus you get a brand new bonus episode from one of these shows each week. It's $3 a month for all this right now. On 01/01/2023 we will be changing our pricing, but if you sign up before then, you'll be grandfathered in at $3 a month.

Hope you guys enjoy it! Happy Holigays! 

The boys are here and the holidays are in full-swing! Joe heads back to Massachusetts for Thanksgiving, and feels the spirit of the season in the heartland of the pilgrims. Mark gets pulled over while driving with expired registration and insurance. Joe continues to try to change his diet and Mark teaches us about the healthiest foods (even though it  heavily conflicts with his other very recent claims about the healthiest foods). Finally, Mark tries to go through airport security after taking a Blue Chew and things get hairy. It's Tuesdays, folks!

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Joe spins an impressive yarn about a monstrous BM, before revealing that he finally went to the doctors and is unhappy with the results. The guys talk about ways to help his (not-so-bad) high-normal blood pressure situation. They settle on one thing: we must protect our queen.
Mark goes to a festival in Houston, gets a bad seat on an airplane, and goes back to therapy. Are these things related? Find out on the newest Tuesdays!

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The boys are back from Louisiana and they're waxing poetic about the wedding! We're still in New Orleans in our minds folks, and we walk you through the entire nuptials! Holy HELL what a time!

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The boys are in New Orleans for the wedding of Mark Normand. As Joe and Mark share a bed, they talk about the trip, the plans, the secret show they're about to do, and Mark's final night as a single man.

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It's Tuesday folks - which means the boys are having issues in the sky.  Mark is on a plane with a dead cell phone and Joe is stuck in a middle  seat - plus, they demand to know: WHY do people lie about how far the airport is from their houses. Tell the truth, ya maniacs! AND - Mark's wedding (as of this recording) is right around the corner and  he's chomping those fingernails!
Normand goes to a strip club with Ari Mannis, and then leaves a rental car running overnight which runs out of gas. Joe heads to LA, hangs with Bobby Kelly + Ari Shaffir, and does a show with  David Spade and Sebastian Maniscalco! The gays are coast-to-coast!

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Mark and Joe open up the show by lamenting having non-teacher adults in classrooms. Who are they?! Nobody knows! If you know, please don't reach out.
Then - a fourth boy joins Mark, Joe and Chuck in the room - Ari Shaffir jumps in between the gays! That's right! Ari Shaffir saw the comments about how much the listeners do NOT want guests so he decided to make them upset.
Ari also has a new special Ari Shaffir - Jew. So he's here to breakdown Mark's upcoming wedding plans with the boys!

Part 2 is available at patreon.com/tuesdays

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The boys open up by criticizing kung fu movies and gushing about  Jon Lovitz! Joe talks about meeting Natalie Portman and Mark talks about  meeting Parker Posey.  The guys talk about the women they find hottest.  You won't BELIEVE the names that are thrown around. Did they mention  Roseanne Barr? Janet Reno? The homeless lady from "Home Alone 2?" You  have to listen to find out!

Mark finally gets a good haircut!  The boys daydream about starting a comedy night AND a comedy club! Who's  the manager? You guessed it: the homeless lady from "Home Alone 2." She  needs a job and we're stepping up to help her out! It's Tuesday, folks!

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The guys talk airline lounges and Joe lives his rock star dreams!  

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Mark opens the show by telling a story of becoming a tour guide for the West Village. Joe ruins a Chipotle hookup with an extra ladle of honesty!

Mark heads to four different cities in four days, and has a canine airplane invader! Joe goes to Syracuse, and calls for the end of Starbucks mobile orders. The boys get into money, time and diamonds being a construct. We've got a couple of Dalai Lamas in the studio, folks! True jizz-dom!

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The boys start off debating why bear poop is normalized but human  poop is terrifying. Mark and Joe head to a special photo-shoot for Racket  magazine, where they recreated a tennis-based episode of Seinfeld. Mark  talks about putting together a new show and a big creative win  behind-the-scenes!

Joe tailgates in Gig Harbor, Mark goes to  San Jose and praises the Delta Lounge. The guys close the show by  cursing highfalutin meals. Bring back a good ole' fashion cheeseburger!  We're covering what matters, folks!!

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Tuesday is HERE, ladies and gentlemen! Joe heads to Gig Harbor to hang with the fam (not his fam, but A fam) and then to LA for his very own fish-out-of-water story. Mark deals with a nightmare Q+A on the road, and then heads to Howie Mandel's pod, where Mandel calls Mark's mom and puts her on the spot!

Joe does Bill Burr's podcast on the West Coast, and has an all-time hang in LA. It's a banger of an ep, baby!

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This week on Tuesdays with Stories: Mark is back from the makeup date of Bert Kreischer's Fully Loaded tour, and has to battle the town drunk at an outdoor event! Joe takes in some more tennis, and Mark gets scolded about what's right and wrong with a straight-up racist! It's Tuesday!

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The boys are back in the saddle! Mark has a gig with sweet, sweet Chris Al this week and is riding pretty! Joe gets hooked on Nathan for You and gets a killer Pearl Jam ticket hook-up from Dan Soder. However, what happens when he gets tapped to announce for the US Open and it conflicts with the big night? What does Jojo do!?? Find out on a brand new bouncing baby Tuesdays!

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Tuesday's here! Joe kicks things off by disparaging the Beastie Boys and contemplating mortality. Mark barely makes a gig with Bert Kreischer after a canceled flight, and has to follow a killer set from Big Jay Oakerson!
Joe goes to see the new Idris Elba movie BEAST and has a deplorable time! Mark reluctantly goes suit shopping and the boys argue about bowties! It's a riveting Tuesdays, baby!!

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It's a lunch episode ladies and gentlemen!
Mark and Joe open the show by setting a new goal on the Patreon to do a live "Tuesdays After Dark" and talk about the first time they tried to accomplish this very sexy task.
Mark tells the story of a show in Palm Beach with a stereotype in the crowd, Joe's all alone at the U.S. Open, and a recent Joe Rogan Experience got pretty kooky for one of the boys.
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We're late but we're here! The bachelor party is over. Joe is home from doing Rogan. The boys are back! Joe goes to the US Open! Mark has a feud with an airline attendant! We're back in the New York groove!!!

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We love ya folks. We don't have our studio, our producer, or our equipment - but we're making it happen! The boys are island-bound for Mark's bachelor party and we're talking shenanigans! With appearances by Chris Alan, Ari Shaffir, Doug Key, Bert Kreischer and more - it's a train wreck in paradise!!

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The boys are dealing with some troubles this week, folks. Mark has a plane neighbor who won't clap the trap, and Joe's plane neighbor has a mean streak. Mark gets a strong talking to about his language at a show, and then gets a mean-spirited haircut! They can't win!

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The boys are dealing with some troubles this week, folks. Mark has a plane neighbor who won't clap the trap, and Joe's plane neighbor has a mean streak. Mark gets a strong talking to about his language at a show, and then gets a mean-spirited haircut! They can't win!

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Mark jets to a private Costa Rica gig for a mysterious man and lives to tell the tale. Joe deals with a mask hypocrite, his baseball career continues to grow, and an old lady rooks him in line for an international flight!!!

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Joe shoots with Charlemagne tha God! Mark announces on Jimmy Fallon! Mark goes shooting! Joe shoots down a heckler!

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Joe goes to Central Park and is taken aback by a topless woman in a wheelchair. Mark's merch goes missing, and the guys battle studio construction. Joe becomes a pro baseball player, and he accidentally invites one of his fellow players to be part of a throuple. Go Paddleheads! 

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After the weeks of anticipation, the premiere for FOURTH OF JULY has finally happened - and Joe is here to tell the story of every moment. From a beautiful night at the Beacon in NYC, to Boston (in a celebratory private bus), to Chicago with the White Sox - Joe breaks down the opening weekend of his movie!
Mark forgets his keys in Red Bank and asks what mustard gas is.

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It's a landmark week for the Tuesgays as Mark gets the call to join The Tonight Show cast to announce for Jimmy Fallon, and Joe is ready to premiere his movie, Fourth of July! The boys have come so far!
They also talk fireworks at Pride, an acquaintance catching a knife to the midsection, Mark on tour with Bert Kreischer, and above all, most importantly - Joe's techno fart.

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Joe and Matt Wayne record farts. The boys discuss who they'd like to see make love to their significant others. Mark works out with Joe Rogan, and tells the tale of Ari Shaffir's ill-conceived bet. Joe gives a lecture on the dangers of sleepover and the Chiefs of Queef receive a very timely gift during the show... !!!

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It's a monster ep as Mark has a nightmare travel weekend bouncing from NY to Minneapolis to Chicago to Cleveland to Austin and MOST of his flights are canceled! Joe heads to Magooby's where a woman in the audience shames him vocally and he gears up for his big movie premiere this upcoming week! The boys are getting are spanked in this one!!

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Joe has a beautiful experience while avoiding the kooks of San Francisco, and makes an unexpected announcement about his future in professional baseball! Meanwhile, Mark sees a real life road rage-fueled fist fight with a WWE-level chokeslam! The gays are getting a workout this week folks!

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