2 Broke Twimbos

Ahoy to you comrades and property owners! The boys are back with a bumper episode! This one has everything, from a deep dive on the trending Lindsay Clancy situation, to an analysis of Zim events like Kabza de Small club nights, and Teen Fest's with... worrying headliners, to rugby teams living in ghost houses, worrying things all round, but nevertheless, enjoy!

Fellow comrades and non-receivers of vehicular gifts, the 2 Broke Twimbos are back once again to knock down global ignorance with the sledgehammer of podcasting! This week, the pair discuss the terrible tragedy of the Kariba Ferry, the ongoing InDrive wars between Harare City Council and e-hailing service users, Thomas Mapfumo beefing with his nephew, why we’re still going to have to go through the humiliation ritual of applying for visas, and how to tell if this was written by AI or not. Enjoy!

The 2 Broke Twimbos have formally put forward their interest to FIFA in buying stakes in the World Cup. This episode of the podcast also explores the aftermath of Zimfest in the UK, the postponement of HIFA (which should have been happening as we speak), the mining of gold in someone’s back yard and Dan finally watched The Odyssey in full IMAX (as Nolan intended). Enjoy!

Ladies, gentlemen and AI agents! Welcome to another episode of the only podcast that should be listened to in IMAX 70mm (as Dan & Phil intended). The boys are back, and Dan shares his experience with Hermes, while Phil shares his experience with Odysseus. Also, what's going on with Holy Ten? We speak to the Queen of Skies about her trip on Air Zimbabwe to London. And your tech ombudsmen break down the story of OpenAI's models that went "rogue" and hacked into Hugging Face. Enjoy!

Well fry that patty up and slap it between 2 black buns because the 2 Broke Twimbos are back! Dan & Phil celebrate the new Recording Academy Class of 2026 before checking out updates on the Lebo M v Learnmore Jonasi case, and some follow-up discussions on the anti-immigrant marches in South Africa. Then, is Thomas Mapfumo in the wrong for accepting a millie? What's going on with this Ndodana Mkhanyisi Tshuma case?? Is FIFA favouring Argentina in the World Cup? And we even have time to talk about Christopher Nolan's The Odyssey! Enjoy!

We have a new episode, Thank The Patrons! (Some of them) Dan & Phil return with some spirited debates about many important issues: from the anti-immigration protests in South Africa to protests against reality TV shows in Zimbabwe. Should Zimbabwean events boycott South African artists? Should you sell your parent's housse for Fable 5? Should you just build an underground bunker? All these questions answered and more, enjoy!

Boys & Girls, everything is alright again, the 2BT boys are back with another sports science analysis of the World Cup to date. Dan & Phil examine some moral (and magical) quandaries arising from the football, some questions about the music industry like why did Lizzo go triple paper clip? And what is going on with Credo V Daniels and his suspicious music? And of course, the tech ombudsmen analyze what's going on with Polymarket's fake influencers, and the SpaceX stock market fall. Lot's to enjoy!

Go sports! Yay team! Dan & Phil are back for a fresh new instalment of your favourite dedicated Jonasi-hater themed podcast. In this episode of 2 Broke Twimbos, the dynamic duo react to the viral sensation that is Sue Nyathi's Netfilx-adaptation of her book The Polygamist, then they review the experience of the World Cup so far. There's room to wax lyrical as tech ombudsmen about the big AI companies and their shenanigans this week, from Anthropic's clash with the US Government over Claude Fable 5, to Open AI's leaked financials from their iPO filing. And also... how much should domestic workers be paid? Enjoy!

New episode! Dan & Phil return with a fresh episode of a podcast that did not get a visa to discuss World Cup stuff, but will anyway. There's some stuff to catch up on, the technical stuff you've come to expect from these erudite savants, like Miss Universe and Love Island. But also South Africa vs Mexico, and a deep dive into the SpaceX IPO and the state of AI and tech. Fun times. Enjoy!

Another week of Hormuz problems, but we don't even notice because, that also means it's another week of 2BT to listen to on public transport. Dan & Phil are back to talk about AI in music videos (Winky D what is you doing??), the concerning build-up to the World Cup, tech ombudsman stuff and a lot more! Enjoy!

CHAMPIONES! CHAMPIONES! OLE OLE OLE!! Sorry not sorry, this is a celebration episode! Dan celebrates his beloved Arsenal, and there's a bit of a chat around the spat between Plot Mhako and Lady Kuda, about age vs being in touch with the streets. But mostly it's a celebration! Enjoy!

Fellow Hantavirus survivors! Behold, a brand new episode of the podcast that can only be described as a treasure available to all who search deep within the crevices of The Trabablas Exchange. It's a short & sweet one, Dan & Phil spotlight some Zimbabweans doing it big before examining some questions about the career paths and branding surrounding Miss Universe Zimbabwe 2026. Also, some clever ways of getting around restrictions on generosity. Enjoy!

Blue Button pressers and I suppose Red Buttoners as well, welcome to the return of the pod, Dan & Phil link up for a brand new episode of your favourite non-xenophobic podcast. This week: Game Theory, Luke Tawanda Philemon Humba, ZIMRA paints a target on social media influencers who are making money, an attempt at a balanced discussion around the rise of xenophobia attacks in South Africa and... inDrive fares! Enjoy!

Dragged kicking and screaming, Dan & Phil bring you another episode of your favourite post-Hormuz podcast. The 2BT are back with updates on Jorginho vs. Chappell Roan, and D4vd, followed by takes on Tich Mataz, ZIMRA, Bieb-chella and Dave Chappelle, but even more importantly, why Dan's face is punchable and why Phil is romanticizing the ghetto. Enjoy!

The two gigachad moggers have dunked on all you inferior moids once again, popping up mid-jestergooning with fresh premium slop for your dopamine receptors, chadfishing for the views! Dan & Phil are back with another episode, with relatable expertise on day-to-day conundrums, like how to solve Hollywood red carpets and festival stages, how to solve ZIMURA’s governance issues, and how to launch an album to 10,000 chanting youths at Chitungwiza Aquatic Complex. King Kandoro also makes a guest appearance to officially represent the UK Government on the issue of Kanye West and Wireless Festival. Enjoy!

Just in time for (some of) your long weekend, the pugnacious pair return for a brand new episode of your favourite podcast that has been allowed through the Straight of Hormuz straight to your government-issued addiction device. Dan & Phil discuss why promoters still book Kelvin Momo, the ultra-high stakes KitKat heist, Pooh Shiesty handling a contract dispute, the only way that works with Gucci Mane, A Nigerian King of East London in South Africa??? and why we keep booking South African amapiano acts for Zimbabwean music festivals. Enjoy!

Trying times, but new episode for the pain. Dan & Phil return with that new new 2BT, this week they (unfortunately) have updates on the biggest criminal case of the decade, Lebo M vs Learnmore Jonasi. Then, a textbook case of how not to handle a PR crisis from Chappell Roan vs Jorginho, the tragic ballad of Doja Cat’s father during her debut South African performance, and the hip-hop heads talk about Jay-Z’s GQ interview, and J. Cole’s recent Apple and Talk with Flee interviews. Oh, and stuff about coffee for some reason? Enjoy!

The good news is you don’t need fuel to listen to podcasts! Dan & Phil return with a new episode of the last stand against AI slop. This week, we follow up on the Learnmore Jonasi vs Lebo M story; apparently, there’s a US$27 million lawsuit as well. Also, CAF have announced that they are revoking Senegal’s AFCON 2025 trophy and handing it over to Morocco! WHAT? Also, a review of The Oscars: Sinners wins 4 awards, One Battle After Another wins Best Picture, and Dan & Phil have thoughts. Some tech ombudsman stuff, some personal anecdotes stuff and some movies stuff. Enjoy!

Pour a bunch of custard all over your devices for a brand new episode of your favourite WW3 podcast, Dan & Phil are back! This week, we talk about Street Food in Harare, Skhothane's in Paris and Fixers for rich people! Enjoy!

Brand new episode of your favourite podcast whose price is unaffected by global conflict. Dan & Phil return for an in-person episode where they celebrate Zimbabwean footballers (It's Maswanhise AGAIN!) and African musicians, analyze comedians for cultural accuracy (Learnmore Jonasi is mega-trending and Lebo M is not happy) and review Zimbabwe's biggest awards ceremony NAMA 24 2026! Also, RIP Showmax. Enjoy!

New week, new weak! Dan & Phil chop it up in a new episode of your favourite podcast that runs on lithium concentrate - Zimbabwe is competing at the FIFA World Cup! (video games) Also, the whole thing with Tourette's activist John Davidson at the BAFTAs. AAAAAND, do we still have a World Cup this year with what's happening in Mexico (and America)?? AI Music, Tech Ombudsman things (Samsung S26, Perplexity Computer) and We Outside this weekend at the NAMAs! Enjoy!

Fresh from an upmarket suburb in Johannesburg, we fire the bullet of this new podcasy at your landscaping ears, a brand new episode from your boys Dan & Phil. In this edition - we celebrate the incredible run the Zimbabwe Cricket Team is on at the T20 World Cup, then we ask why is Poptain trending this week? What is a Malloti? What happened with the trampolines? Are popular footballers/coaches racist? Are you going to J Cole? Enjoy!

Back again with the only podcast that’s better to receive in your notifications than a bunch of flowers, or better to listen to as a couple than a random man with a saxophone! Dan & Phil discuss the NAMA Award nominees and the surprise inclusion of an AI video by Winky D in Outstanding Music Video, then the Super Bowl halftime performance by Bad Bunny as well as the noteworthy ads, THEEEEN Zimbabwe in the Epstein files, and more! Enjoy!

The haters and opps can stop celebrating, the government-mandated podcast break is over! Dan & Phil return for the first episode of the year, and the TLDR is WE. ARE. HERE. The world is burning, and there are so many very important things to discuss, prepare for in-depth common sense takes on discombobulating events such as: full frontal on HBO, iShowSpeed in Africa and Zimbabwe, Trevor Noah insider trading at the Grammy's, Kanye West's apology, ZIMURA controversy and social media for AI! Enjoy!

We've got good news and bad news. The good news - BRAND NEW EPISODE OF YOUR FAVOURITE PODCAST! The bad news - it's the last official episode of the year... (note we said "official") Still still, Dan & Phil catch up and compare notes after watching the Diddy documentary, analyze Spotify Wrapped, explore the implications of the Netflix deal for Warner Bros, with the Paramount counter-bid and more! Enjoy!

Film buffs, aficionados, and anti goojora warriors alike gather around the communal podcast hole for a special episode. This week, Phil sits down for an incredible episode with the multi-Emmy and Oscar-winning director, Ezra Edelman. Known for his masterful documentary work and a storied career in TV and movies, Ezra joins the show to break down his illustrious career and his unique philosophy on filmmaking. Beyond his personal accolades, the conversation discussed why he is in Zimbabwe and the work he is doing with Almasi Collaborative Arts, an organisation co-founded by Danai Gurira, and his experience teaching a talented group of Zimbabwean directors during a week-long workshop that he has been running.

We promise, this is not the new release schedule! Dan & Phil rally to make sure there's an episode this week on Sunday evening. The pair delves (human-written) into important and world-changing stories like Maskiri being lured into a police sting over goat fraud, and Burna Boy being cancelled in America, to less impactful, lighter stories, like the Zimbabwe 2026 Monetary Policy and impending global AI bubble burst. Enjoy!

Stop! Hold the Podcast Presses, there's an episode this week! Dan & Phil link up this weekend to make sure the people them get an episode, and they at least have a chance to talk. Miss Universe updates, Tech Ombudsmen stuff, Zim Hip Hop, and a pervert cat in Dan's neighbourhood. We're here for you guys, enjoy! (The famous name hinted at will be in another episode. Efficiency.)

After a small, barely noticeable break, Dan and Phil return to deliver an incisive, hard-hitting report that pulls no punches! This week, they speak truth to power and reveal a massive scandal at Miss Universe! They also discuss the recent Grammy nominations and celebrate the Zimbabweans who are nominated. What happened at the Louvre, and why was everyone involved so inept? The brouhaha with the Minister of ICT and influencers at an event Dan was a part of, Sabrina Claudio being cancelled and a new TV Subscribe and listen to 2 Broke Twimbos everywhere podcasts are available, and keep up with all things 2BT via this link: 2BT Link Please rate and review!

Please don't blame us, the power was out! The 2 Broke Twimbos return with a brand new episode, and there's a lot to catch up on. From inopportune power cuts to gambling on EVERYTHING to more tech ombudsmen as the pair pay attention to AI moves again... we're back for real for real. Also, is rap over? Which local airlines are podcast-friendly? And how good of a freestyler is Phil? Enjoy!

Welcome comrades and opps, to a brand new episode of the only podcast nominated for a Nobel Peace Prize. Dan & Phil are back to talk about important stuff, like Travis Scott having a concert in Johannesburg, The Kadoma Music Festival and Chris Martin performing in Zimbabwe, Winky D’s AI video with Busy Signal for some reason. The Tech Ombudsmen analyze the fragile AI ecosystem, IYKYK, before taking a look at music business around the world, featuring lawsuit loser Drake and other important stuff. Enjoy!

Another week, another set of insanity from the internet. Dan & Phil are back with a fresh new episode of the Zim podcast that was voted most likely to cause an introduction of Podcast Tax into Zim law. There’s a lot to discuss, from the absolutely insane back & forth by y’all’s favs on Twitter, to a discussion about Tiwa Savage apologizing on behalf of Tyla, Tocky Vibes announcing a 60-track album release?? Kai Cenat hitting 1 million subscribers, the release of Sora 2 and a whole lot more. Enjoy!

Another week, another episode of the only podcast available in the interpreter’s earpieces of the UN General Assembly! Dan & Phil did not get raptured, so they dive into some news from this week, like Silent Killer forgetting to charge his phone and therefore not being able to attend his show in the UK (allegedly), Ras Pompy starting an underground illicit substance empire to rival Pablo Escobar, the multi-million dollar record deal for AI Artist Xania Monet, the upcoming South African Kanye West concert and more!

It’s been another week of absolutely normal behaviour across board on the internet, honestly, 10/10’s all round for everyone, you’ve really shown the best of humanity. We cap it off with a brand new episode of your favourite true crime podcast, Dan & Phil are back to give flowers to our Zimbabwean athletes at the World Athletics Championships in Tokyo, to pay a little bit of attention to the news that is newsing in America, and to discuss why some people may be moving to Zimbabwe in search of a better life. It’s a good one, enjoy!

As we don our freshly cleaned apolojersies Dan and Phil come back to you to deliver another incredible episode of the only podcast where you can pocket watch some of the country’s biggest stars from the comfort of your own home.  This week, the duo discuss  Amos Chinodakufa's Shona film, "The Kairos 5," debuting on Apple TV Hwinza getting stuck up abroad,  That thing that happened in Utah,  A call to Holy 10’s unofficial representative New iPhone 17 lineup The Snitch Awards  How much South Africa spends on gambling and more

All aboard ma comrades! Welcome to the latest luxury edition of your favourite podcast that feels like you’re sitting in your grandma’s lounge, complete with room divider and doilies. Dan & Phil follow up on the Russian Alabuga Start Program scandal with SA influencers, before having candid conversations about the luxury train announced in Zim. There are cricketers to celebrate, and shady business to expose; a lot for you to enjoy in this one!

For those of you not able to make it to the Agricultural Show, fear not! Brand new episode of your favourite podcast (not endorsed by any celebrities) out now, happy weekend! Dan & Phil start by tackling the crazy situation around the Russian work program being promoted by South African influencers like Cyan Boujee. They tackle the problem of online betting in Zimbabwe (and frankly the rest of the world), and as tech ombudsman, they discuss cutting-edge technology like park benches. And Google’s Nano Banana.

Unlike others, Dan and Phil are here just in time for the weekend, even when they were not booked to appear! This week, the dynamic duo discuss sports balls, feeding Dan’s ego and tackles a tough listener email. We follow up on last week’s episode with updates from a few South African artists, we then tackle why women are not being booked for Hip Hop shows, streaming payouts and the new 2BT book club!! Subscribe and listen to 2 Broke Twimbos everywhere podcasts are available and keep up with all things 2BT via this link: 2BT Link Please rate and review, and support us on Patreon!

Short week but a full episode on your favourite podcast to listen to if your kombi happens to crash into the walls at State House. Dan & Phil are back to talk about some of the stuff that happened this week, like Tyla’s first week sales being a thing for some reason, Emtee’s DM’s and Dubai chocolates! The perspicacious pair then phone Chucknosis, the man behind Fiesta Fiesta who gives an impassioned explanation as to why Young Stunna failed to turn up to the show and the riots that ensued. Enjoy!

Brand new weekend, brand new episode! Dan & Phil dust off last week's woes to talk about the things others are talking about. Like the legality of witchcraft. And podcasts insulting coloured people in South Africa. And "cancel culture" on the internet. And more stuff like romantasy novels (what?) Anyways, enjoy!

Look up in the pod sky! It’s 2 male birds, yt’s a crashing plane, no, it’s the twimbos on a flying pod! This week, Dan and Phil return to discuss work-life balance in Zimbabwe, the new Superman movie, what is happening with Holy 10, Paramount versus its employees and more Chapters Here is the chapter list from the podcast recording: 00:03:35 - Zimbabwean Salary Expectations 00:19:12 - ZDIB 00:33:37 - Josh Johnson's Rise and Late-Night TV 00:45:38 - Cancellation of The Late Show with Stephen Colbert 01:02:09 - South Park is back! 01:07:35 - Holy Ten's back at it 01:10:16 - New Music Releases 01:13:22 - Shannon Sharpe Lawsuit Settlement 01:16:41 - Superman Movie Review 01:39:35 - Epilogue and national anthem Subscribe and listen to 2 Broke Twimbos everywhere podcasts are available and keep up with all things 2BT via this link: 2BT Link Please rate and review, and support us on Patreon!

Fear not, the pod is back, and check the metadata, there is definitely not 2minutes and 53 seconds that's missing from this footage! Dan & Phil link up again to share their expert opinions on CEO & HR's business, Gen Z business, and yt people's business. They have thoughts as well on some of the things that have happened in the past week, like Holy Ten apologizing, Winky D using Fabrizio Romano to announce his new album/show, and the new Clipse album. “The” Clipse? Ah just enjoy the episode!

Our bad about the delay, we were in Marvin’s Room, but the 2 Broke Twimbos are back, and they brought the infamous Tinto with them on this episode of the pod, the host of the breakup podcast The Feeling Station. That’s right, it’s a crossover episode baby! Dan & Phil recover from telling their own breakup stories on Tinto’s podcast by discussing some relationship-based trending stories, like Tyla attending that kid’s Matric Dance, or baby mama drama on the TL before they get caught up in relationship conversations, and share some of the anonymous breakup stories shared by listeners. It’s a fire one, enjoy!

The weapons formed against us shall not prosper (more than they are already doing). Dan & Phil are back with a new episode, if there's stuff you notice, eyes front and mind ya business! Zimbabweans in film, the "no intervention" policy in wildlife filmmaking, various entertainment and music stories from Zim and abroad, expensive photographers, Tyler Perry, and... the new Superman movie. Enjoy!

Go on ahead and invite us into your house please, the 2 Broke Twimbos are back again with something new new. Dan & Phil take a sombre moment to address some of the tragedies that seem to be coming thick and fast these days, like the Air India flight crash or the floods in the Eastern Cape in South Africa. But the show does go on, the pair review the BET Awards and share some real talk about Madam Boss's presence there. They also talk Timbaland starting A-Pop (look it up) and AI when it comes to creative content in general. TLDR: We're cooked. Oh and Sinners, and Mountainhead and loads of stuff, enjoy!

After a brief break, the boys are back! Get ready for in-depth analyses on celebrity break-ups, political break-ups and all kinds of shake-ups. Plus, Dan has stories from his vacation, and bonus! Prepare to be educated about dangerous dogs! Enjoy

‘Ello there fellow innits and +44s! As of next week, this podcast will be focused solely on the care worker industry, with tips and tricks on how best to get a geriatric patient to stop calling you slurs while you try to give her medication. Until then, our dialogue is focused on the riveting topics of streaming services, bad reviews about sadza spots in Harare, why artists can't get paid for their work, and upcoming events. Dan will also be away for the next few weeks, so if you would like to host an episode of the podcast, hit us up!! No, seriously, please hit us up, we need the help. Subscribe and listen to 2 Broke Twimbos everywhere podcasts are available and keep up with all things 2BT via this link: 2BT Link Please rate and review, and support us on Patreon!  0

Everyone relax and send some white smoke up the chimney of the Sistine Chapel, they’re back! Brand new episode of your favourite podcast to listen to so you amp yourself up to fight a gorilla. Dan & Phil are (somewhat) apologetic for missing a couple episodes, but the energy is the same like they never left! Hypothetical animal-based chats, best wrestler-turned-actor debates, why you should always stay humble if you’re an artist, and sports ball explanations of the greatest baddie scam of all time? Enjoy!

The end of another week means the end of all your problems! For now, at least, so we celebrate with a brand new episode of the only podcast to be 100% tariff-free in all countries! Dan & Phil talk YN’s, Zim Hip-Hop and Zimdancehall in the context of international exposure and collaborations, conspiracy theories about tariffs and all-female space crews, and even get some time in for full-on nerdy chats about Direwolves and Marvel. Enjoy!

In a special episode of the podcast, the 2 uncs, Dan & Phil, sit down with a YN from South Africa with a lot of motion behind him. Kindly Nxsh is originally Zimbabwean and he’s the hottest property in the new wave of SA Hip-Hop. Fresh off his collaborations with Nasty C & Blxckie, the 2BT Bump is sure to take him to even greater heights. Enjoy this collision between generations!

Fear not! The 2 Broke Twimbos are back once again, with maybe a new setup for video? Like, feedback please on the sound (and video for those who see it). Dan & Phil celebrate singers, worry about the fight brewing between ZIMURA & National Arts Council, and muse out loud on live music, including the Queens Sports Club situation! Enjoy!

Brand new pod, Dan & Phil have a whole year's worth of events to discuss that happened in one week. From jailed podcasters to problematic rappers to ChatGPT's new native image generation and discussions about copyright, there's a lot to digest. Enjoy!

Early drop! Dan & Phil link up with something short (by our standards) and sweet (by your standards) for this week's episode, where they talk some sports ball, before voicing thoughts about the entertainment scene in Zimbabwe and the rest of the world. Enjoy!

Attention all pothole-swimmers! Dan & Phil return with a fresh episode of one of the last few podcasts that is still free to listen to without a license. The diligent duo call Deputy Director of ZIMURA, Henry Makombe, to explain the new license fees for performing artists doing covers of songs in Zim, after which they discuss the problems facing amapiano acts in South Africa before they debate the concept of "industry plants". Oh and some new stuff to watch too! Enjoy!

The soundtrack to the end of the world is back! Dan & Phil link up once again, no long arguments this time, promise, and they give an in-depth review fresh from Zimbabwe's biggest awards show - The NAMAs, they talk about The Oscars, some recent AI music videos in Zim music, and some new music in general, enjoy!

Dan & Phil make it through the haters trying to block the podcast release with a brand new episode on your headtop! Big argument in the beginning about balancing being offline and available for opportunities, before the belated response to the responses from the Superbowl Halftime Show. The duo also talk about the recently announced NAMA nominations, and give relationship advice lol. Enjoy!

Comrades! Consider this a peace offering! The 2 Broke Twimbos were part of a panel celebrating Africa Podcast Day this week courtesy of Afripods, together with Thabo & Sena of 6 Ft Weights & King Kandoro of Black & Forth. So after a brief intro and some noise, enjoy the discussion and shots thrown at YOU the listener.

Brand new episode from your 2 favs, Dan & Phil link up to compare in-depth notes from the Grammy Awards. One of the better awards shows in recent memories, and there were so many talking points to get into, from Kendrick Lamar to Beyonce to Tems to Chappel Roan to Sabrina Carpenter... Phil breaks down the drama around the Emilia Perez movie, and as always, there are stories, jokes and opinions. Enjoy!

The boys are back, and ooooooh what a week to be the world's official tech ombudsmen! Dan & Phil break down the whole situation with Deepseek R1 and the world of AI! They also take some time to address the DJ Akademiks situation, and basically all round deliver jokes, fashion policing, shrewd insights and raw emotion. Enjoy!

Hand in the air everyone, brand new episode just dropped! Dan & Phil return to help you make sense of some crazy things, like Elon Musk and his weirdness. What's going on with TikTok? And... Young Famous and African is a lot yo. And for the nerds, an in-depth discussion on the performance of Netflix and other streaming services in 2024. Packed episode, Enjoy! Subscribe and listen to 2 Broke Twimbos everywhere podcasts are available and keep up with all things 2BT via this link: 2BT Link Please rate and review, and support us on Patreon!

New year, new pod! The boys have returned for 2025 and waste no time in pushing Positivity right from the get go! Dan & Phil ease into it with a light episode, catching up on what they got up to over the holidays, and philosophizing on humanity and life and stuff bro. We’re back, enjoy!

In the final live episode of the year, Dan & Phil unite with half of lil bro podcast 6Ft Weights to review the biggest stories of the year and give each other an opportunity to revise our takes at the time. What was the best song in the Drake - Kendrick beef? Was Chidimma Adetshina really a victim of xenophobia as we said at first? Are you still mad at Learnmore Jonasi? Anyone walking back what they said about Jay-Z? And a whole lot more in this fun episode, enjoy!

Like another game on a 999,999-In-One Nintendo Cartridge, the 2 Broke Twimbos are back with another one! Dan & Phil link up to talk about the Jay-Z allegations, the assassination of the UHC CEO, Sony pulling their music from African streaming service Boomplay and more! Enjoy!

The episode they've been clamouring for is finally here! The 2 Broke Twimbos link up for the breakdown of that new Kendrick, an analysis of the Drake lawsuit, and there's even a Wrapped for you to judge. Enjoy!

Early drop to make up for the missed week! The Twimbos are back with a fresh new episode, featuring frontline accounts from Nitefreak at Hinde, in-depth reports from Kigali, expert analysis of Sakhile Dube and Chidimma Adetshina's performances at Miss Universe, and shrewd diplomacy in their takes on the South African Mining standoff and El Salvador's gang prison. Enjoy!

So much news. Too much news. Dan & Phil return for another episode of the only podcast to not have Kamala or Donald on it in 2024. The boys talk the US Election and lessons learnt, they look with disgust at Equatorial Guinea, and they get into their nerdy bag to talk DC Comics' announcement of Aaron Pierre as John Stewart Green Lantern, and more stuff!

The boys are back! Dan & Phil sit and catch up on a bunch of stuff, they celebrate Zimbabweans opening for Coldplay in Australia, their great experience at the 263 Culture Fest, some stuff about the American election and even touch on Chris Brown's concert in South Africa. It's fun, enjoy!

The boys are back on the pod and they decide to take on the globally impactful but deathly dangerous topic of... Zim Hip Hop. And also technology ombudsmanship. And also Phil recounts his experience at the Jacaranda Music Festival. And other stuff, enjoy!

Dan & Phil dip their toes back into weekly recording after a brief break, did you miss us? This week, some strong takes on Oliver Mtukudzi and his family shenanigans, Cassper Nyovest and his family shenanigans and general shenanigans all round. Enjoy!

By the skin of our teeth we got an episode this week, and you can make it the first podcast you play on your brand new iPhone 13 4th Gen! Dan & Phil remember James Earl Jones, celebrate Learnmore Jonasi and fan out over Lil Wayne, remembering the impact he had, but then explain why they don't believe he was ever an option for the Super Bowl halftime performance. Bring on Kendrick! Also, Mukbang watch? Enjoy!

The boys are back with a fresh, crispy episode of the only podcast that DJs can play clips of at a concert. Dan & Phil start on a sombre note, remembering Fatman Scoop, and lamenting the state of a world that continues to allow violence against women. But, the show must go on, and Dan & Phil have a spirited debate about credit on songs, sparked by the situation between DJ Maphorisa and Samthing Soweto. Also, what is going on between Holy Ten and Voltz JT? There are plenty of jokes, knowledge and above all, the friends we made along the way, Enjoy!

Testing 1, 2, can you see this episode? Have we been... copyright-struck? Brand new episode of your favourite all-male podcast that has ZERO opinions about any women's business! In this episode, Dan & Phil discuss the ridiculous online feud between South Africa and Nigeria on Bolt, the incredible numbers at the Doek and Slay, and they get into their Tech Ombudsmen bag and find out what's going on with the CEO of Telegram. Oh, and the long-awaited definitive opinion on the whole Blake Lively business. you're welcome, patrons. Enjoy!

Dan & Phil show up once again, very demure, very mindful on a brand new episode of your favourite nerdy podcast, 2 Broke Twimbos. Expect hard-hitting journalism on philosophical questions such as: How do you greet someone when they’re with their person? How much should you get paid for going viral? And how do you win or lose a fight against Disney? Enjoy!

As you count down the time before 11 men who get paid 100K a week to kick a ball around ruin your weekend, the 2 Broke Twimbos bring you a brand new episode of the only podcast that is a certified breakdance representative. Call us 2B-Boys! This week Dan & Phil catch up with what’s been happening with Chidimma Adetshina and the whole Miss South Africa drama, before reviewing some of the most amazing moments from the 2024 Olympics, like the incredible Australian breakdancer! Then there’s Saintfloew at BBC 1xtra, Mr Beast controversies and more! Enjoy!

Happy gold medals top Africa! And happy new episode to you! The only podcast certified to be played by Motswana sprinters before beating arrogant Americans brings you something different. Today, Dan & Phil cross over to Kenya to speak to former radio host, entrepreneur, and podcast host Adelle Onyango. Almost 3 years ago, Adelle hosted us as guests on her HUGE podcast Legally Clueless (you can find the episode here), and it was our pleasure to return the favour and speak to her in this week’s episode. Adelle tells us her inspiring story, starting as a (struggling) poet before making her way to radio, and building the 3rd biggest show in the country before leaving once again to start a company and a podcast. Adelle is also actively involved in the protests in Kenya, in fact, she had just arrived from dodging police and teargas for the recording! She shares the story behind the reason for the protests and how Kenya’s youth are leading the charge. What an inspiring episode, enjoy!

Consistent Gold Winner in the Podcasting Olympics, Dan & Phil are back with a brand new episode that DOES NOT MOCK ANY RELIGIONS IN ANY OPENING CEREMONY. This week Dan & Phil review the amazing news that Zimbabwe has grocery stores, and would like to thank Tiffany Haddish for this incredible revelation. They also look at what it takes for them to enter Miss South Africa, and whether they would be peacefully celebrated. There are also nerdy discussions about Disney & Marvel (Dr Doom and Robert Downey Jr what?). and we wrap it all up by talking to the Storyteller of the Culture Mukudzei Mlambo and reviewing his new project SOTC II. Enjoy!

Fear not! The 2 Broke Twimbos return after another monumental, nay, cataclysmic week to calm you down, explain stuff and make jokes. In this episode of the pod, Dan & Phil find out what’s going on with the world’s biggest creator Mr Beast, and ask, should you be revealing your sordid past to your employer? They dive into the murky waters of the South African music business, with DJ Maphorisa and L-Tido beefing, and ask, what if someone says something about your mother? They also fix your tech ombudsman craving with an explanation of the Crowdstrike kerfuffle, the biggest IT outage in history, and they ask, if you made the best songs of a generation, how come you’re going to work bro??? Enjoy!

Turn on multifactor authentification and delete your DM’s because the 2 Broke Twimbos are back with. brand new episode of the only podcast to remain unaffected by global Windows failures (because we use typewriters). In this episode, Dan & Phil explore the real issues of our time, like what kinds of cringy things do men send in DM’s? What on earth is going on with American politics? What are the implications of recent events in sportsball, like the Euros, and Formula 1? There’s even a chat about movies & television, y’all watched that new Supacell? Enjoy!

Dan & Phil have finally decided to just ask a DJ all those questions they’ve been having. None other than Zimbabweans Doing It Big alum, Charisse C, celebrated DJ and artist based in the UK. She shares her story, the early days of amapiano in the UK, and how DJ’s can become “better” and stuff. Enjoy! Subscribe and listen to 2 Broke Twimbos everywhere podcasts are available and keep up with all things 2BT via this link: 2BT Link Please rate and review, and support us on Patreon!

Put out a flyer and host a welcome-back dinner for us because Dan & Phil return to the podcast after a brief hiatus! There’s a lot to catch up on, from a review of the BET Awards, to the furore surrounding Madam Boss attending, and even a conversation on nepotism after Saweetie asked people to stop calling her a nepo baby. We even have leftovers from last week about Tyla on The Breakfast Club, and very important questions about selling feet and snitching. Enjoy!

Dan & Phil are back again with another episode of the only podcast to be entirely funded by a presidential goat scheme. In this new episode, Dan & Phil review the iconic Ken & Friends Pop Out Concert that streamed live on Amazon Prime and broke light-skinned OVO hearts all around the world. Then Dan & Phil review Carpe Diem, the DJ Festival they both attended over the weekend while making excuses for DJs that play All I Do Is Win. Also, be media literate! Enjoy!

When you find yourself in a predicament, just remember: WWDC - What Would Dan Conclude? The 2 Broke Twimbos are back one more gain with a brand new episode of your favourite secretly recorded conversation masquerading as a podcast. They break down Apple entering the AI game, King Kandoro’s Properganda Tour, and what’s with Ster Kinekor closing? Enjoy!

Guess who’s back, guess who’s back, guess who’s back, guess who’s back, na na na… The 2 Broke Twimbos return to another episode of fun and funkiness. Once again, we are here to celebrate a new dinosaur species found in Zimbabwe (no, not in cabinet), to analyze the history of Eminem, and to give you the back story you didn’t know you needed for your favourite TV shows. Enjoy!

Comrades, opps and fans of comedy, welcome to another episode of your favourite podcast to play while heading to a protest. Dan & Phil have both unfortunately watched Ultimatum: South Africa, they introspect on the impressive run by Learnmore Jonasi on America’s Got Talent, and what makes hip-hop hip-hop? Also, how far with Diddy’s investigation? Another episode for you to enjoy!

Ah look, another week and another reason not to trust your favourite celebrities. The 2 Broke Twimbos have a lot to speak about in a brand new episode of your favourite podcast to listen to while excavating your underground bunker for the apocalypse. From the heavy video exposing Diddy (surely we all already knew?) to music lists from Apple Music, Spotify and Viberate which had a list of the top streaming artists in Zimbabwe to more news about AI… not good news. But a good episode, enjoy!

It’s a new world order, so you get a new episode of your favourite non-problematic, only mildly toxic podcast, Dan & Phil are back, and fear not non-rap fans! This time we talk only very little about the aftermath of Drake vs Kendrick. Dan & Phil delve into the things that made you love them in the first place, your bread & butter issues like black samurai in 16th century Japan (s/o Tongai Chirisa!), conferences for developers from both OpenAI & Google and how they’ve probably already changed your life, and most importantly, how to reliably and ethically make sure that the person you’re dating is ready for marriage. Enjoy!

Everyone take a breath! What a week it's been for fans of rap, and the 2 Broke Twimbos have an extra bumper episode to wrap up (hopefully) what has been the most epic hip-hop battle of our adult lives. Enjoy an utterly unbiased and objective analysis of Drake's absolute evisceration at the hands of Kendrick Lamar, and ultimately, a podcast that sounds like it was produced by DJ Mustard himself. Enjoy!

This week Dan and Phil return with an episode that is straight fire Crodie! They welcome Rumbi and Amanda - the hosts of the Its Layered podcast to discuss cultural representation and what having people like Bruk Brooke representing the country on a global scale means. They also deliver a hot off-the-presses review of Kendrick Lamar’s response to Drake titled “euphoria” and boy is it a doozy. We also get into a number of discussions and review some new music too. We also discuss Zimbabwean accents going global and a lot more. Chapters & Topics 00:08:30 - Intro 00:11:28 - ADIB - Africans Doing It Big: The Chishiri Brothers & Kabza De Small 00:15:08 - Review of euphoria 00:37:03 - AI use in music 00:39:09 - Taylor Swift’s Album release 00:53:52 - The TikTok ban in the USA 00:59:30 - Tech Ombudsmen 01:05:53 - Chris Brown vs Quavo 01:16:49 - Miss Universe Zim finalists out 01:42:02 - Movies & TV 01:56:34 - New Music 02:07:34 - Outro Music by Indigo Saint and Takura - Girls Subscribe and listen to 2 Broke Twimbos everywhere podcasts are available and keep up with all things 2BT via this link: 2BT Link Please rate and review, and support us on Patreon!

Fear not, ye may celebrate anon for a brand new episode of thine favourite podcast arriveth. Dan & Phil introduce theme songs for the podcast in various genres, using their keen musical ears and creative abilities before delving into the discussions you know and love them for, like who’s winning the hip-hop beef (for only 15min I promise), Taylor Swift’s incredible first week of her album, women’s sport and the pay discrepancy, and a recap of the weekend’s activities like Unplugged. Of course, tech is ombudsed, and music is played. Enjoy!

The podcast is back! And Dan & Phil are still geeking out over the hip-hop beef between Drake and Kendrick/Rick Ross/Future/Metro Boomin/The Avengers. But there's more to talk about, the tech ombudsmen talk about Starlink, the MKBHD vs the Humane AI Pin and ultimately, humans vs intelligence. Enjoy!

This week is a tough one for the podcast. Like the heart-wrenching scene in The Godfather when Michael realised that Fredo had betrayed him, the big brothers of podcasting had to remind their little brothers that they need a little more than 6 Feet to box with us. We also stave off full-on panic attacks as we discuss how J Cole has now managed to let both Nas and us down too. We also discuss Zimbabwean accents going global and a lot more. Chapters 00:05:55 - Intro 00:07:40 - Africans Doing it Big 00:11:04 - Recap from the last Episode 00:19:06 - What are you doing J Cole?!?!?!? 01:05:25 - Universal Music Group, AI - IMPALA siding with UMG, Spotify AI playlisting 01:11:40 - We Outside 01:15:06 - Movies & TV - Dan & Phil discuss the new series Parish with a Zimbabwean Plot 01:24:24 - Outro Subscribe and listen to 2 Broke Twimbos everywhere podcasts are available and keep up with all things 2BT via this link: 2BT Link Please rate and review, and support us on Patreon!

Another week, another delivery of your favourite weekly pop culture & tech review, same old podcast, but brand new currency. Dan & Phil sit down to perform lab experiments to determine whether Netflix has your Facebook DM's, whether The Neptunes should be plural or singular, or whether Lizzo should be talking to us right now. And other stuff too of course. Enjoy!

The dextrous duo has returned to talk out they necks on a brand new episode of the only podcast to not be named in ongoing Department of Homeland Security investigations. Dan & Phil click up to bring you your weekly dose of answers to questions like: What's going on with TikTok? And why is the US choosing violence against Apple? Also, with Beyonce's Cowboy Carter, what happens if she's not flawless? Who you got, K Dot, Cole or Drake? A bumper episode for you to enjoy!

Ahoy ma comrades! (AHOY!) The 2 Broke Twimbos are back once again, pushing P and taking names, with a brand new episode of the last remaining podcast to never be fired by that X / Tesla guy. The tech ombudsmen continue in their quest to make sure you are aware of such lesser-known radical tech innovations as YouTube and TikTok. They also count the coins of people who make music and laugh at rappers who buy fake jewelery. Enjoy!

Comrades and opps, the depths of endurance and sheer resilience that were reached for us to bring you this episode can only be matched by the fervent support and goodness of vibe that you send our way. In this brand new episode, Dan & Phil finally reunite, and they waste no time in bringing back their trademark ombudsmanship of technology, from philosophical discussions on Artificial General Intelligence, to prescient analysis of the situation of TikTok. There’s even a sneaky chat with rapper-extraordinaire Hanna in there. Enjoy!

Congratulations to all our listeners on making it off the sanctions list! This podcast will continue to lobby for you, but this week, as Phil revenges Danny and travels himself, Dan finds another special guest - outgoing CEO of Trace Studios and Trace Southern Africa, now CEO of TV production company Zero Gravity and all-round super-connected guy in African media, Sivan Pillay. Dan met him last week when he should have been recording the podcast and decided to bring him on to get his takes on several hot topics in the world of the music industry, for example what’s the deal with Universal Music Group acquiring a majority stake in Nigerian record label Mavin Group? And how far UMG music all being taken off of TikTok and the war of words that followed? And wait, was UMG CEO named in the Diddy case as well? Dan & Sivan wrap it up with a debate on the idea of cancel culture and what’s coming up on South African TV. Enjoy this special episode!

Hello Comrades welcome back to the only podcast that has instructed you to go see Victor! This week Dan is away in a foreign land sp Phil is riding solo with. a very special guest - cultural and creative curator, and media practitioner than Plot Mhako! Phil and Plot discussed the potential opportunities and challenges for monetizing content in Zimbabwe and South Africa, the sustainability of the Zimbabwean hip-hop industry, the business model of Plot’s Earground website, the challenges faced by artists in Zimbabwe, and the protection of intellectual property rights, the recent St. Flow awards, and emerging artists in the music scene. Subscribe and listen to 2 Broke Twimbos everywhere podcasts are available and keep up with all things 2BT via this link: 2BT Link Please rate and review, and support us on Patreon!

The 2 Broke Twimbos are back! Sorry for the long silence, there's a saying in Shona, loosely translated to "There were happenings!" In this bumper episode, Dan & Phil delve deep into fun and light issues such as the fundamentals of human morality, the insidious creep of capitalism and... Beyonce. Dan & Phil have opinions about Elsa Majimbo's expose on Naomi Campbell (A Patreon exclusive), they use their expertise to explain the copyright issues with Jah Signal, Winky D and more, and they review new music like Holy Ten's new album Risky Life 2. It's good to be back, enjoy!

To everyone neck-deep in Decembering, Dan & Phil love you so much, they've brought you the last live-recorded episode of the year. Strap in for a quick breakdown of the story with Jonathan Majors, a detailed review of the Zim Hip Hop Awards courtesy of Lady K, and a rant about KFC and neighbourhoods. Enjoy!