Armstrong & Getty One More Thing

First--Why have booze & cigarettes fallen from favor?  Next, Kid Rock shares a funny story about playing golf with President Trump! 

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First ICYMI...The Jihadist Leprechaun Song.  Next, you gotta feel bad for the Red Baron Pizza rep who was subjected to a new TikTok trend.  

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So many left-overs...before they go stale we're Cleanin' Out the Soundfridge!  

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First, Jack reveals the uncommon ceremony which calms him.  Next, Joe asks about the meaning of the various colored pills! 

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Dateline Portland, Oregon...where two strangers meet in acrimony, unable to properly express themselves during these troubled times.  

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A&G listeners answer the question--what is The Armstrong & Getty Show?

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First, Katie brings us a fresh earworm.  Next, Jack (facing a challenging circumstance) is inspired by Martin Short.  

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What happened to the once popular activity of having friends over for dinner?  

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He's one of the finest salesmen at The A&G Radio Ranch and a long-time Friend of Armstrong & Getty, Radio Salesman Extraordinaire Darren joins Jack & Joeto talk about his hobby--competing in triathlons (including the upcoming Ironman California event happening on October 18).  

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First. Elon Musk took 8-minutes to do what?  Leading to the question--should Jack participate in Career Day at his son's school? 

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We're Cleanin' Out the Sound Fridge, which simply means that we have a ton of soundbites to play today!  Topics include AI curing cancer, a dating bummer, a new prank, a horrific scene, and more!

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A full review of Shane Gillis' latest hosting-stint on Saturday Night Live...

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The crew becomes acquainted with a social media staple among high school students. 

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A convo that started on the show, moves here, "What is the greatest unsolved problem in your field".

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First, a little bit of late nite humor to get us started.  Then, Bourbon Fetishing.  Finally--why Joe was traumatized by a dinner cruise.  

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Jack launches a new family-wide board game initiative...but can he overcome his own limitations?  

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Katie has a beef and Jack seeks advice regarding a very personal problem.  

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We're Cleanin' Out the Sound Fridge!  featuring:  Matthew Perry, a really martini, Billy Joel, Hootie, a Chihuahua and more! 

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An All-Time A&G favorite...the DSA meeting from 2019--even better than we remembered!  

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Firest, Jack is digging Jung Lean (?????).  Next, the emotional connection between music and man ...and how some people just don't get it!

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An elderly Madonna digs deep for her featured performance at the MTV Video Music Awards!  Yes, the VMA's!  

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A corporate recruiter rails on Gen Z for lack of decorum at job interviews! 

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First, the virtues of actual, physical books versus audio books.  Next, a conversation follows Jonah Goldberg's column about being tired & distracted.  

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First, Jack responds to a critical e-mail from a loyal listener, followed by a very well-crafted joke! 

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There were a few memorable moments from the Emmys--we got 'em!  

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A simple question...are you moody?  

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The market for Sex Dolls is about to blow up! 

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First, Jack teases Sex Dolls. Next--the upcoming Elizabeth Holmes doc, followed by William Shatner--who's having too much fun!  Finally, Michigan robbery of a victory from Western Michigan!!!

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The tone of late night show humor has changed soooo much!

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A robot takes great offense when given a gentle shove--did the 'droid overreact???

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It is summer lovin' or lewd conduct? 

A couple caught in the midst of a deeply affectionate moment in a public park--spark a big debate about their very public display of affection!  

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First--a recent online trend involving eggs & toddlers. Next,what is Trauma Posting?  

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First, seniors are smoking a ton of pot. Next, Jack's chat bot experience enters a new phase.

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We continue to celebrate the life-and-times of the one-of-a-kind musician, entrepreneur & friend to all--Dolly Parton! 

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First, brainstorming a fantastic reality show idea.  Next, Katie goes into Mama Bear-mode.  Finally-who is Count Binface?  

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Bad sportsmanship, bad attitude or just sarcasm?

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First, reactions to Anastasia Boden's appearance on the show.  Next, Jack corrects an egregious error, averting a potential FCC violation. Finally, what kind of teenager were you?

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First, we have a great excuse to play one of our all-time classics--the argument between ABC7 news anchors, Paul Moyer & Ann Martin.  Next--Jack gets drunk, on-air!  

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First, we find out why Jack stores old food.  Next, we're Cleaning Out the Sound Fridge, featuring Rosie O'Donnell, Matthew McConaughey, Woodstock & more! 

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First, one thing that Jack noticed while traveling through Canada.  Next, Jack & Joe consider using GLP1's.  Finally, Joe finishes the list of "What Was Woke 1.0".  

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First, a follow-up to MichaelAngelo's wild parking lot run-in.  Next, wanna know America--look at our stuff! 

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MichaelAngelo talks about a very creepy experience involving a couple of very sus oddballs. 

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Katie Katie the News Lady returns, offering a few strong words to those who cast judgment on new moms.  Plus, Katie talks about her new awareness of the challenges of motherhood.

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Jack steps-in to provide aid to a woman in distress...why was he only one? 

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First, we listen as Nick Shirley interviews an NYC student.  Next, Jack has an idea for what could be a lucrative sideline.  

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First, Jack & Joe hearken back to their early days as sports announcers.  Next, a couple of special, modern day play-by-play calls! 

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First, we must stop with the WNBA nonsense.  Next, sailing--it nearly took Jack away...woh oh oh.

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We're Cleaning out the Sound Fridge, including Motley Crue's Tommy Lee, Jay Leno, a angry locksmith and the sounds from a rather odd competition! 

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First, Jack expresses his deep regret about an interaction with a bank teller.  Next, Joe details the new Texas state school required book list.  

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First, Jack & Joe rate a new jingle.  Plus, some fine examples of humor, provide to us by the Babylon Bee! 

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First, Jack had World Cup fever.  Next--was the Half-Time Show a success?  

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Woke takes over the Smithsonian! 

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We're cleaning out the sound fridge...ridding ourselves of extraneous  soundbites, not used on today's broadcast!

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First--What is the Hot Girl Walk?  Next, a truly mind-bending topic involving light from distant stars!!!

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First, the connection between spicy food & longevity. Next, Joe shares some additional thoughts on his long vacation, including that inescapable feeling of...

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Jack is joined by MichaelAngelo and Executive Producer Hanson for chat about what it takes to have a truly memorable vacation!  

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Joe brings us a helpful list of things that every young man should know. 

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First, Trump's wild remark about the Iran negotiators gets no attention.  How overanalyzing Dad Jokes takes all the fun out! 

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Joe & MichaelAngelo attempt to help Jack overcome his fear of cooking. 

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When it comes to chores, be a monk! 

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Firs--you say sweet potato, I say Los Angeles.  Next, Soccer folks want more soccer fans--will these changes bring in more eyeballs! 

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What was your...biggest mistake?  

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Jack has some advice regarding how to relate to the depth of feeling experienced by someone with depression.  

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Jack brings us the comedy bit that Jerry Seinfeld claims is one of the best of all time.

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First, VP JD Vance says he'll get to the bottom of the UFO issue.  Coincidentally (???), a Catholic priest is removed as an exorcist!!!!

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First, Jack considers the cost of a hair transplant.  Next, infiltrates the lives of our kids in disturbing ways. 

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First, Jack brings us a Reason Magazine article which details so-called "police investigations" at some massage parlors.  Next, Joe has a story about researchers who want to know more about intimacy.

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First, a legendary radio figure retires, causing a serious case of nostalgia.  Next, the impact of the democratization of everything!

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Jack holds nothing back while expressing his true feelings for one of life's most frustrating activities! 

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First, a follow-up from the show regarding Winnie the Pooh quotes.  Next, Comedian Shane Gillis has been a part of a national conversation about the jokes he used at The Netflix Kevin Hart Roast--what's all the hoopla?   

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Dogs.  Dogs at restaurants.  Dogs at stores.  But dogs in the bed???

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First, why using your local public library is now problematic.  Next, the Son of Sam, David Berkowitz, makes some surprising remarks about being in prison.   

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The Cavs/Knicks playoff game inspires a conversation about confidence.

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We begin with some blasphemy.  Next, we open and close the Sound Fridge!  

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Singer Eric Church offers graduating students from The University of North Carolina at Chapel Hill an epic commencement speech called "The Six Strings of Life". 

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Joe provides the details on the unusual way in which he suffered a sports injury! 

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There are now so-many chatbots--and they all operate with very different rules.  

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We're Cleaning Out the Sound Fridge! 

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Joe has more of the story about the significance of reading...

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First, teens don't know their history!   Next,  Joe brings us a fascinating story about a researcher, Sam Kriss, and his article on the decline of literacy, "Reading is Magic". 

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The Secret to Making Chores So Fun...a WaPo article about getting thing done! 

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First, the sad passing of a country great, followed by ye another sad, and unfortunate, passing.

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Jack provides an update on his ever-evolving quest for personal improvement...

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First, Joe on goats, stretching & roofing.  Next, there's one more thing Jack has never done.  Finally, Katie brings us another fine example of A-I creepiness.  

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We're Cleaning Out the Dorm Fridge--which means that we playing & commenting on some soundbites that we didn't use on broadcast show! 

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First, NFL hijinks at an MLB game.  Next, an author prompts an Ai chatbot to provide a "10 Commandments" list.

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First, Joe asks-do you flag your email? Next, Jack brings us an amazing new & innovative product! 

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Joey Chestnut's amazing feats of eats--don't they take a toll on him?  

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First, another riveting update on A&G Duck Watch' 26.  Next, Joe brings us a new fun new Ai-inspired website.

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First, Katie brings us an amazing idea.  Next, Joe rids us of our unused news stories of the day! 

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How many people are susceptible to full-blown A-I relationships?  

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First, a couple of NBA fans go viral for their in-arena, on-the-screen private conversation.  Next, Jack recounts how a friend organized an elaborate proposal...

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We listen to Ronan Farrow's report on the character of Sam Altman--one of the big players in Silicon Valley's new wave of Artificial Intelligence growth.  

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First, the most hated feature on modern cars is going away.  Next, party schools!  And finally--a tech industry job interview takes an unusual turn.

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Who is the King of Farts?  Joe brings us some fascinating research!  

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Jack has a great story about a couple having a private conversation in an Urgent Care lobby.

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A follow-up to an extremely odd, extremely disturbing story from Hour Four of the broadcast show in which a trans man puts himself through a fake childbirth.  

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Firest, we revisit the classic Democratic Socialist Meeting.  Next, we dive-in to Canada's New Democratic Party Conference! 

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First, a tawdry, embarrassing, gossipy story about Kristi Noem's husband comes to light.  Next, Joe brings us an examination of the history of entertainment in America! 

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