Beef And Dairy Network

Mike Shephard, Cody Dahler, Gemma Arrowsmith, Sammy Dobson, Tom Crowley, Mike Wozniak, Linnea Sage and Henry Paker join in this month for our live recording of the British Beef Council Awards incorporating the Women In Beef Prize and the Beef In Fiction Golden Hoof.

Dan Thomas and Linnea Sage join in this month as we talk to Dean Lamp about how he's trying to protect himself from the Bovine Farmers' Union.

Tickets for our upcoming live show on Saturday 12th September 2026 at 9.30pm at Kings Place in London:

Mike Wozniak and Linnea Sage join in this month as we hear about the new TV show from bovine arse vet Bob Trescothick, Vet On A Battleship.

Paul Foxcroft, Ed Jones, Tom Crowley and Linnea Sage join in this month as we hear from the UK's biggest agricultural investor.

Susan Harrison, Tom Crowley and Linnea Sage join in this month as we meet the daughter of Rosemary Burns, a woman who won tons of cow manure on Beef Call.

It's episode 1007 of Jumanji: CWS with Michael Banyan. This week's guest is actor Phillip Mushroom.

Mike Shephard, Freya Parker, Mike Wozniak, Sammy Dobson and Linnea Sage join in this week as we learn all about the Darleigh Spring Fayre, which this year celebrated its 600th anniversary.

Tom Crowley, Gemma Arrowsmith and Linnea Sage join in this month as we meet a campaigning journalist who wants to expose the Bovine Farmers' Union.

Jonathan Oldfield, Ada Player, Tom Neenan and Linnea Sage join in this month as we discover that a sizable minority of the British public has never seen a cow.

Simon Alcock, Mike Wozniak, Gemma Arrowsmith, Sammy Dobson, Margaret Cabourn-Smith, Henry Paker, Tom Crowley and Linnea Sage join in this month as we learn about the new charity, Bolog-No.

Jess Ransom, Michael Clarke, George Fouracres and Linnea Sage join in this month as we look back over the most exciting new cattle breeds to emerge in 2025.

Dan Thomas joins in this week as we catch up with career criminal Dean Lamp.

Tom Crowley, Anna Leong Brophy, Cody Dahler, Gemma Arrowsmith, Sammy Dobson, Gareth Gwynn and Linnea Sage join in this week as we hear a ground breaking audio horror drama from 1985.

Mike Shephard, Susan Harrison, Sammy Dobson, Tom Crowley, Linnea Sage and Mike Wozniak join in this week as we commemorate three years since the death of her majesty Queen Elizabeth II.

Mike Wozniak, Cody Dahler, Tom Crowley and Linnea Sage join us this month as we say goodbye to Jacobinius Arse Syndrome.

Tickets for our upcoming live show on Saturday 6th September 2025 at 2pm at Kings Place in London. IN-HALL TICKETS: https://www.kingsplace.co.uk/whats-on/comedy/beef-and-dairy-network-podcast-4/ STREAMING TICKETS: https://www.kingsplace.co.uk/whats-on/comedy/beef-and-dairy-network-podcast-online-streaming/

Mike Wozniak, Tom Neenan, Susan Harrison, Gemma Arrowsmith and Linnea Sage join in this month as your host celebrates his tenth anniversary as the presenter of the Beef and Dairy Network and proves that even in the midst of an outbreak of Jacobinius Arse Syndrome, beef is safe to eat.

Mike Wozniak, Mike Shephard and Tom Crowley join in this month as we get to grips with the new outbreak of Jacobinius Arse Syndrome.

Chris Cantrill, Greig Johnson, Amy Gledhill, Rob Gilroy and Amy Mason join in this week as we hear from formers darts champion Kenny Baritone about an event he is planning in Doncaster.

Cody Dahler joins in this month as we catch up with former scuba diver Nicholas Summers, who has emerged from his coma and started a new business venture.

It’s episode 950 of Jumanji: CWS with Michael Banyan. This week's guest is actor Roger Westcott LeMaigrelay.

Mike Shephard, Gemma Arrowsmith, Mike Wozniak, Tom Crowley, Gareth Gwynn and Linnea Sage join in this week as we learn all about Major Billy Whizzbang, the plucky bullock who served in World War 2.

Matt Apodaca and Tom Neenan join in this week as we hear about a new company rolling out hot pie vending machines across America.

John Rutledge joins in this month as we catch up with Len Biro, the oldest milkman in the world. Stock media provided by Setuniman/Pond5.com and Soundrangers/Pond5.com Music credit courtesy of epidemicsound.com: Before You Wake Up / Erik Fernholm

Jessica Ransom, George Fouracres, Michael Clarke, Henry Paker, Mike Wozniak and Linnea Sage join us this week as we look back over the biggest news stories from 2024.

Matthew Crosby, Tom Burgess, Gemma Arrowsmith and Linnea Sage join in for this episode as we hear about the latest developments from St Catherine's church in Bromley.

Natasha Hodgson, Stevie Martin, Amy Gledhill and Daniel Rigby join in this week as we meet Milky Man.

Henry Paker, Tom Crowley, Linnea Sage, Lucy Farrett, Gemma Arrowsmith and Mike Wozniak join in this week for a live show recorded at London Livestock Dietary Supplements Con 2024.

Sammy Dobson and Antonis Vlavo join in this month as we talk to a lollypop lady about her encounter with the angelic Agnes.

Dan Thomas, Gemma Arrowsmith and Tom Crowley join in this month as we hear about how the dairy industry is helping rehabilitate offenders.

Mike Wozniak, Linnea Sage and Tom Neenan join us this month as we go deep on cow shaving. Should they be shaved smooth for the summer?

Marek Larwood, Tom Crowley and Linnea Sage join us this month as we speak to Barry Mizon of the Exotic Seeds Breeding Paddock to get an update on his progress towards breeding an "ultra cow".

Ted Danson, Susan Harrison, David Reed, Natasha Hodgson, Mark Turetsky and Linnea Sage join in for this episode in which we speak to the dentist at heart of the campaign to legalise the use of cow teeth in cosmetic dentistry.

Sammy Dobson, Mike Wozniak, Max Davis, Tom Crowley, Gemma Arrowsmith and Cameron Smith join in this week as we get an update about our weekly live quiz livestream, Beef Call.

Cody Dahler and Tom Neenan join is this month as we hear from professional diver, Nicholas Summers.

Tom Ward joins in this week as we meet famous East End hardman Gary "Fiesta" Lewis.

Beth Granville, Linnea Sage, Mike Shephard, Gareth Gwynn, Madi Savage and Matt Apodaca join in this month as we present Cattle College, a whistle-blowing documentary about the Wyoming Cattle College of the Internet.

Mike Wozniak and Susan Harrison join us this month as we speak to TV chef Cliff Trent-Roberts about what drinks to pair with your Beefhead food.

John-Luke Roberts, Mike Shephard, Mike Wozniak, Henry Paker, Louise Robb and Linnea Sage join us this month to find out about live light entertainment stalwarts, the Beef Brigade.

Bilal Zafar and Esyllt Sears join in this month as we speak to the CEO of the Beef Marketing Board.

Chris Cantrill, Amy Gledhill, Anna Leong Brophy, Tom Crowley, Tom Neenan, Nadia Kamil, Mike Wozniak and Linnea Sage join in this month for a live show which took place at London Agrimedia Con 2023.

Mike Wozniak, Susan Harrison, Tom Crowley, Gemma Arrowsmith and Lucy Farrett join in this month as your host celebrates his hundredth episode.

Paul F. Tompkins, Mike Shephard and Max Davis join in this week as we speak to Queen Elizabeth II's personal beef sommellier, her man-at-beef.

John Luke Roberts, Miles Jupp and Greig Johnson join in this month as we hear about the launch of the new professional Hogball league, the HBL. Stock media provided by Setuniman/Pond5.com and Soundrangers/Pond5.com

John Rutledge joins in this month as we speak to someone who has just started a new career as a milkman despite being in his nineties.

Lorna Rose Treen, Tom Parry, Mike Wozniak and Tom Crowley join in this month as we speak to the woman the tabloids dubbed "The Beef Queen", the winner of the biggest ever National Beef Lottery jackpot.

Mike Bubbins and Ed Gamble join in for the second part of this two-part saga. Eli Roberts. Chimps. Skullduggery.

It's MaxFunDrive! To support the show, go to maximumfun.org/join Mike Bubbins and Ed Gamble join in as we find out how Eli Roberts has been getting on with his chimpanzee security guards.

Susan Harrison, Graham Dickson and George Foreacres join in this month as we learn about artificial intelligence and the secret history of Shakespeare's plays.

Beth Eyre and Dan Thomas join in this month as we hear about Pam Onion's most recent attempt to free her father, the beloved entertainer Sid Onion, from prison.

Chris Cantrill, Amy Gledhill and Tom Crowley join in this Beefhead month as we catch up with Kenny, Yvonne and Talbot the megababy. Also, actor Roger Westcott LeMaigrelay launches his new Beefhead song.

Josie Long, Rob Gilroy, Simon Alcock, Gemma Arrowsmith and Julisa join in this week as we find out all about the UK government's Beef Information Centre building programme.

Stevie Martin joins in this week as we meet the relationships consultant employed by the Bovine Farmers Union to try and improve the falling farmer birthrate.

Linnea Sage, Tom Crowley, Mike Wozniak, Henry Paker, Nadia Kamil join in this month as we provide a live version of the podcast at the same time as performing the ancient vows of holy matrimony for a couple called Tanya and Bob.

Tom Crowley, Gemma Arrowsmith and Maggie Nolan join in for this episode which investigates the growing trend for the children of farmers to give up their inheritance and leave farming behind.

Lola-Rose Maxwell, Clarissa Maycock and Mike Wozniak join in this week as we meet the winner of the 2020 Royal Suffolk Show's Touch The Bull competition.

Tom Neenan joins in this month as we ask Dr Sam Archer to bust some medical myths which are prevalent amongst beef and dairy industry workers.

Stefan Ashton Frank, Rose Johnson and Susan Harrison tell the story of the Lord Of The Sun.

It's MaxFunDrive! To support the show, go to maximumfun.org/join Mike Wozniak, Henry Paker and Tom Crowley join in as we find out about an attempt to remove Michael Banyan's cow face.

It's MaxFunDrive! To support the show, go to maximumfun.org/join Mike Wozniak and Henry Paker join in as we find out about an attempt to remove Michael Banyan's cow face.

Mike Shephard and Tom Crowley join in this week as we find about the origins of our financial system.

Linnea Sage, Tom Crowley, Gemma Arrowsmith, Tom Neenan, Rajiv Karia, Tim Bick, Hendrikje Alexis, Holly Watson and Madeleine Brettingham join in this month, where instead of a usual episode, we're giving you a sneak peak of our brand new daily news bulletin, the World Beef Bulletin.

Sunil Patel, Henry Paker, Karólína Vigdís, Louise Robb and Hester L.C. (@hesmygirl) join in this month as we concentrate on some great British business successes.

Mike Bubbins, Tom Bell, Amy Mason and Alasdair Satchel join in for this episode in which we respond to the alarming rise in beef burglaries in the past year.

Nadia Kamil, Nigel Crowle, Tom Crowley, Clarissa Maycock, Mark Turetsky and many others join in for this episode in which we speak to the head of marketing for the Bovine Farmers' Union and find out how she's marketing beef on an intergalactic level.

Janet Varney and Ify Nwadiwe join in this month as we hear the story of a woman with an extraordinary ancestor.

Highlights from our recent live show at the Great British Cattle Bazaar featuring Mike Wozniak, Henry Paker, Nadia Kamil, Sammy Graham and Dave Cribb.

Neil Delamere, Katie Elin-Salt, Tom Burgess, Chris Cantrill, Elis James and Lotte Betts-Dean join in as we learn about a growing phenomenon that is blighting the dating world: beef fishing.

Chris Cantrill joins us this week as darts champion Kenny Baritone gets something off his chest.

Adam Courting, Gemma Arrowsmith, Tom Crowley, Stefan Ashton Frank, Hal Lublin, Linnea Sage, Mike Wozniak and Dave Cribb join in this month as we learn about the future of genetically modified meat animals.

A short message to tell you about a new podcast that Beef and Dairy network creator Benjamin Partridge is involved with, along with Mike Wozniak (Bob Trescothick) and Henry Paker (Michael Banyan) - Three Bean Salad. Find it here: https://pod.link/1564066507

Lloyd Langford and Monica Gaga join in as we find out all about shocking levels of Bovine TB in the UK.

Miles Jupp, Mike Wozniak and Greig Johnson join in for this episode in which we hear about William Hester’s plan to popularize the traditional English sport of hogball.

Amy Hoggart joins us as we get involved in the UK Flora And Fauna Trust’s “Field Hour” event.

Mike Bubbins, Priya Hall, Chris Corcoran and Tom Crowley join in for this episode in which we hear from former slaughterman turned cult leader Eli Roberts about his return to his home town.

Natasha Hodgson, Cariad Lloyd, Tom Neenan, Mike Wozniak, Linus Karp and Tim Bick join in for this episode which looks at a worrying trend revealed by the 2020 agricultural workplace injury statistics.

Tom Parry, Mike Wozniak, Catherine Brinkworth, Nadia Kamil and Rob Gilroy join us to look back on last year's disastrous Beefhead Ball. We also sing a traditional Beefhead carol.

Marek Larwood, Mike Wozniak, Matthew Crosby, Clarissa Maycock and Tom Crowley join in as we find out about an exciting new scheme to breed a new kind of cow.

Natasha Hodgson, Henry Widdicombe, Tom Crowley, Mike Wozniak, Lucy Farrett, Tim Bick and Hal Lublin join us as we say goodbye to Bimpsie.

Henry Paker joins us for this episode in which we speak to former bovine poet laureate Michael Banyan, who has started his own podcast.

Amy Gledhill, Chris Cantrill, Sean Morley, Tom Burgess, Jain Edwards, Nicola Redman and Natasha Hodgson join in for this episode in which we catch up with Yvonne Sampson, mother of Talbot the megababy.

Because it's #maxfundrive, here's an extra episode made up of recordings of the "Ask A Vet" section from our live shows recorded in 2019.

We're joined by Gareth Gwynn, Mike Wozniak, Gemma Arrowsmith, Tom Crowley, Tim Bick, Pernille Haaland and Linnea Sage as we find out about the latest goings on at the International Beef Library.

Isy Suttie, Emily Lloyd-Saini and Anna Leong Brophy join in for this episode in which we grapple with the education system. Is the UK failing Tilly and Davey?

Mike Wozniak, Rhodri Viney, Dave Cribb, Charlie Hopkinson, Tim Bick, Nadia Kamil, Gemma Arrowsmith, Tom Crowley and Sammy Graham join in for this episode where we reveal the new number to call our weekly live quiz webstream, Beef Call.

Humphrey Ker, Margaret Cabourn-Smith, Henry Paker, Tom Crowley, Gemma Arrowsmith and Tim Bick join in as we mark International Organic Farming Week. Including a poetry exclusive from Michael Banyan.  By Benjamin Partridge, Humphrey Ker, Margaret Cabourn-Smith and Henry Paker. Thanks to Tom Crowley, Gemma Arrowsmith and Tim Bick. Tim Bick’s voiceover webpage is here: https://timbickvoiceover.co.uk Stock media provided by Setuniman/Pond5.com and Soundrangers/Pond5.com

Jason Mantzoukas, Natasha Hodgson, Jesse Thorn, Lucy Farrett and Tim Bick join in as we give the podcast a revamp and interview one of the most famous artists and futurists working today. By Benjamin Partridge, Jason Mantzoukas, Natasha Hodgson and Lucy Farrett. Thanks to Jesse Thorne and Tim Bick. Tim Bick’s voiceover webpage is here: https://timbickvoiceover.co.uk Stock media provided by Setuniman/Pond5.com and Soundrangers/Pond5.com

Heather Anne Campbell, Nick Wiger, Sarah Campbell, Moujan Zolfaghari, Jordan Morris, Tom Neenan and Tom Crowley all join in for this episode in which we learn about the end of the world.  By Benjamin Partridge, Heather Anne Campbell, Nick Wiger, Sarah Campbell, Moujan Zolfaghari, Jordan Morris and Tom Neenan.  Stock media provided by Setuniman/Pond5.com and Soundrangers/Pond5.com Music includes: “Avec Toi” by Dana Boule (www.danaboule.com)

Mike Wozniak joins in as we get to the bottom of why Bob Trescothick wasn’t at the annual Ken Bicton memorial pig run. By Benjamin Partridge, Mike Wozniak, Elis James and Henry Paker. Stock media provided by Setuniman/Pond5.com and Soundrangers/Pond5.com

We celebrate Beefhead Day by speaking to Professor James Harcombe about its true origins. Plus new music from Paul Paul. By Benjamin Partridge, Mike Shephard, Kat Sadler, Catherine Brinkworth, Max Davis, Rhodri Viney and Eugene Capper. Stock media provided by Setuniman/Pond5.com and Soundrangers/Pond5.com

Freya Parker joins in for this episode in which we speak to Lesley Clocks, the sister of Kenrin Clocks, who was badly injured on a Danish Hog Farm. By Benjamin Partridge, Freya Parker, Sarah Dempster, Moujan Zolfaghari, Nick Wiger, Heather Campbell, Jake Yapp, Gemma Arrowsmith, Cromerty York, Tom Crowley, Nathaniel Metcalfe and Clarissa Maycock. Stock media provided by Setuniman/Pond5.com and Soundrangers/Pond5.com

Nick Offerman joins in for this episode in which we speak to celebrity adventurer Tusk Henderson about the recent revelations about his personal and professional lives.   By Benjamin Partridge and Nick Offerman.   Stock media provided by Setuniman/Pond5.com and Soundrangers/Pond5.com

Dave Cribb, Mike Wozniak, Nadia Kamil and Mike Bubbins join us for this live episode, recorded at this year's European Barn Doors And Gates Expo. By Benjamin Partridge, Dave Cribb, Mike Wozniak, Nadia Kamil and Mike Bubbins.

Beef And Dairy Network Podcast is supporting the global climate strike on Friday 20th September 2019, organised by Greta Thunberg and the UK Student Climate Network. We speak to Gary Burglar, head of sales at Mitchell's Europe, about an exclusive discount offer for Network members. Thanks to Tom Neenan. Find out more at https://globalclimatestrike.net

Mike Wozniak, Tom Crowley and Sian Harries join in for this episode which mark’s your host’s fiftieth in the host’s chair.   By Benjamin Partridge, Mike Wozniak, Tom Crowley and Sian Harries. Thanks to everyone who called the Beef And Dairy Network answerphone.   Stock media provided by Setuniman/Pond5.com and Soundrangers/Pond5.com   Music:   “At Dawn” by Dana Boule (www.danaboule.com)   "Linen" "Daisy" "Cotton" "Ink" "Ginger" Podington Bear soundofpicture.com

Josie Long and Sophie Duker join in for this episode, in which we examine the latest dance craze: the Beef Hop. By Benjamin Partridge, Josie Long and Sophie Duker. Music: Do The Beef Hop – Adam Flare feat. Dogman. Find more of Adam Flare’s music here: adamflare.bandcamp.com Stock media provided by Setuniman/Pond5.com and Soundrangers/Pond5.com

Christine Nangle joins in for this episode, in which we speak to one of the winner's from last week's edition of Beef Call. By Benjamin Partridge and Christine Nangle. Thanks to Tom Crowley and Geoff Lloyd. Stock media provided by Setuniman/Pond5.com and Soundrangers/Pond5.com LIVE SHOW TICKETS FOR LONDON PODCAST FESTIVAL ON SEPTEMBER 15th 2019: https://www.kingsplace.co.uk/whats-on/comedy/beef-and-dairy-network-podcast-2/