The Chrissie Swan Show

We're kicking off today with a bit of lady madness from Chrissie. She's calling it her 'Folklore sauna'. Also, have you ever accidentally mistaken a fellow customer in a store for an employee? How embarrasing!

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Taylor has officially endorsed Kamala Harris after the presidential debate and has cause an absolutely huge surge in voter registrations. Plus, a very heroic moment for Bon Jovi.

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Is there a specific word or name you absolutely hate being called? Maybe you don't like the sound of being called cute. Plus, we get onto the topic of why wholemeal bread even exists.

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Our favourite queen has come out to address the fake AI images created of her endorsing Trump. In doing so, it seems she is now endorsing Kamala! Also, we're joined by very special guest Celia Pacquola.

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Dave Grohl has come out and revealed that he has indeed fathered a child outside of his marriage!

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It's absolutely outrageous! Definitely some shade being thrown on here.

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These new right to disconnect laws are a bit scary. It's so confusing. How are we supposed to know when and when not to contact someone???

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Catherine Deveny and Chrissie Swan sit down at The Compound and the conversation is lively and varied, that’s for sure. Firstly - the merits or lack thereof of Panettone and marriage. And while they’re checking off the shopping list, why not discuss ADHD, dyslexia, BPD, feminism and atheism. Strap on your helmets, ChrissieCasters… comin at ya at high speed - it’s Cath Deveny.

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Kendrick Lamar has been announced as the Super Bowl halftime entertainment again. Plus, some more penguin related news.

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We could probably think of nothing worse than a workplace hosting a 'bring your kid to work' day. How is anyone going to get anything done with a bunch of kids running around the place?

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The official Sabrina Carpenter car of course. A superfan has outfitted their BMW with stickers of Sabrina Carpenter and lyrics from her songs!

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Do you have a story that ends in, 'and we never saw them again'? There's a few good ones in here and you won't expect where they go!

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Liane Moriarty has sold over 20 million copies of her various novels but still gets a thrill when she sees someone in the wild pull one out of their backpack. From humble beginnings as an ad copywriter responsible for writing direct mail, her gripping stories have now been translated into 40 languages and captured the attention of Hollywood heavyweights, and let’s face it, all of us who have unashamedly binged every single episode of Big Little Lies and 9 Perfect Strangers. She joins Chrissie to talk about her new book, Here One Moment, how she’s still trying to get back to the effortless way she wrote when she was 5 years old, why she was angry at herself when her sister Jaclyn got published first and what she does to unblock her creativity and get back into the flow.

Enjoy this ramble with the down-to-earth literary superstar, Liane Moriarty. 

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Definitely a wild decision to make on a song titled 'Woman's World'. Buh-Bye Katy!

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Maybe something along the lines of calling you a "shorty". Or even just other people saying things to you that you could not believe! Plus, do you hate riddles and anchovies? Well do we have the perfect segment for you.

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We had a gut feeling this might be the case. Some alleged PR documents have been leaked stating that the relationship may have just been a show stunt.

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Well that's just the worst. Plus, we watch the crazy new 'Nightbitch' trailer.

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Yep. That's right. We're talking all about Gumption. It's Chrissie's latest cleaning obsession. Also, Elle Macpherson joins us on the show!

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And yes we're being dead serious. In a Tiktok video she has announced she is in talks to be Poland's Eurovision representative. 

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Jane Hall joins Chrissie to talk Temu, lip gloss, soap, cheesel socks and a weighted vest.

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It makes a whole lot more sense now when you listen with the actual lyrics. Speaking of misheard lyrics, here are some other songs you've been singing wrong.

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She has made a huge announcement about putting an indefinite pause to performing. Plus, an update on Lana Del Ray's alligator boyfriend.

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We're saying a big no this one.

Plus, Jack tries to teach Chrissie how to send a voice note. It does not go well.

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Chrissie excited! Plus, the suburbs where people stay the longest.

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Martha Kalifitidis first came to our attention in 2018 on everyone’s favourite ‘hate-watch’ - Married At First Sight. Since then she has become ‘Queen of the influencers’ and has navigated her fame, her relationship and her new role as mother with her signature sass, candour and unaffected attitude. But what don’t we know about Martha?

ChrissieCasters, please meet the ever-surprising Martha Kalifitidis. 

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What a classic Disney villain he is. Plus, some news for fans of Baywatch!

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It was just one drunken moment. Who knew it would become a worldwide phenomenon. We've got more sweeping statements just like that if you tune in!

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The hit Bachelor spin off is coming to our screens and we can't be more excited! 

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Do you have to throw it in the wash after 1 day? Or what about 2 days? Maybe you'll squeeze another few days out of it. Either way this seems to have us completely divided. Plus, what Big Brother memories live rent free in your head?

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Ben Lomas is pure sunshine and a life enthusiast. A lover of huge laughs, saunas, camping, laksa and the absurd, he is also a stand up comedian, gold medal behind the scenes tv guy, actor, tv preventer and giver of the best hugs of all time. When he speaks English with a Dutch accent I am weak.

ChrissieCasters, please meet the adorable Ben Lomas…

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After a video on TikTok has gone viral where he explains his outfit choices.

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We're out looking for Australia's hottest dad. If you've ever been told you look like a celebrity, you might be a hot dad. Plus, who else is sick of all these random numbers calling you?

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Let's hope it's as good as that olive oil ice cream she taught us to make.

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Lily Allen has been defending her choice to return a dog that was not behaving. So is it okay to return an animal after realising things aren't going to work out? Plus, let's take you through our weekends!

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I wonder who it could have been? Thankfully we've got the Gold Logie winner, Larry Emdur to shine some light on the situation. Plus, it's time for some correspondence. 

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What a surprise this is, especially after six years of being gone!

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Leigh Sales is a multi Walkley award-winning journalist, author, tv presenter, podcaster and author - and incidentally also one of Chrissie’s Queens. She joins Chrissie in this episode for a far-reaching chat about the art of being busy and remaining alive, public shaming and her latest baby (she has 2 human ones) - her new tv show The Assembly where 15 people with autism interview some of Australia’s most beloved celebrities and nothing is off limits. How will she cope when the tables are turned? Take it all in, ChrissieCasters.

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After a few days of silence she has finally come out and spoken about why she cancelled her concerts.

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And we're not talking the normal things you'd expect to find... We mean extraneous objects or even animals hanging about. Plus, it's Thursday which means it's time for Sweeping Statements!

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At the amazing age of 117! That's a very long life to have lived. Plus, we finally get some closure to Bennifer.

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First up on the agenda today, have you ever ghosted someone or have you been ghosted? It's the worst thing in the world but maybe there are some cases where ghosting is okay? Plus, we deep dive into the meaning of 'Very demure, very mindful'.

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And this is one of the ways AI is in fact not the best thing ever. Wasn't he just going on about how the left was 'cheating' by using AI?

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Another reason why Chat GPT is the best thing ever for all the wrong reasons! People have been getting the AI to absolutely roast their personal instagram pages and so we decided to give it a try.

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Dave Thornton joins Chrissie live from the compound to discuss how she is allegedly single-handedly responsible for the demise of Florence’s dining scene, we find out how ‘Molly the bus’ made Dave a ‘real man’ and we add ‘Girls… that man is a shyster’ to our lexicon. Enjoy, ChrissieCasters! 

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Straight off the back of his Gold Logie win, he now has to fulfil a promise he made.

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Who could have guessed that we would find true love on this show. Definitely not these two callers. Plus, Jack has all the goss from TV's night of nights!

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Plus, we play a game of Happy As Larry!

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Plus, big news about the Freaky Friday sequel!

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Ben Abrahams, an Australian musician, artist, and writer, shares his journey of embracing his true self despite a deeply religious upbringing. His story is a beautiful reminder that the ugliest truth is better than the prettiest lie. Get ready to fall in love with your new favorite song from this incredibly talented and gentle soul.

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We've got Australian icon, Missy Higgins in today and we've created a new game for her to play! All she's gotta tell us is whether a song was a 'Hitty' or a 'Missy'. Plus, do you prefer tomato sauce or mayo on your chips?

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All because a single parent complained. Now thousands of people are rallying with the man to restore his high five privileges. 

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Enjoy our extended uncut chat with Abbie Chatfield!

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Katy Perry is being investigated by the Spanish government after her latest music video allegedly shows her dancing around on a protected environmental site.

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Today's show is a little zonked! We bring back last weeks segment about pranks going wrong since we loved it so much! Plus, our favourite girl, Abbie Chatfield joins us today for a tight 5.

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Jane Hall joins Chrissie to chat all things jet lag, European adventures, and budget-busting bargains. From reinventing herself in Italy to snagging the perfect Aldi puffer, this episode is packed with laughs, travel tales, and unexpected gems. Don’t miss it!

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Sabrina Carpenter has run off stage screaming mid-performance after being struck by a firework. Plus, Drew Barrymore reveals the original ending to the move '50 First Dates'.

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Yes the legendary segment is back and better than ever! Even Sam Pang has decided to come back since he loved this segment so much. Chrissie's also got some more lady madness to get off her plate.

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Justin Bieber was been caught on camera losing it at a group of teenagers while he was shopping. Plus, Adele stops her show to talk about the Olympics.

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What's your opinion on other people joining a couple for a honeymoon? We think it's a big no-no. But that's not the only way a honeymoon can be ruined! 

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Plus, the latest from Cardi B and Billie Eilish.

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Plus! Raising funds for the Fred Hollow Foundation, Nova's Cash, Car & A Star and dumplings galoreeeeee.

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Cindy Gallop, the radical, groundbreaking CEO and Founder of MakeLoveNotPorn, joins Chrissie to talk open, honest sex education, the power of living life on your own terms, and in true Cindy fashion, she reminds us all to 'fuck that shit for a game of soldiers!

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If there was ever a time you needed to manifest something, it is right now! The portal has aligned and the dong has been rung.

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Very scary stuff. Although it seems it may be a well needed break for Taylor after performing almost nonstop.

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We personally hate the idea of pranks. We don't think they can ever go right. This story about an awful prank gone wrong has definitely reinforced that idea though. Plus, Chrissie finds some goodies in a local dumpster.

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Well to be fair it was more her labels fault. It seems as though she was completely alone in wanting to release this absolute banger of a track.

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We're talking all about your ridiculous coffee or martini orders. Chrissie's got one helluva order. Plus, do you pamper your dog a bit too much?

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Anthony Ammirati is being offered $250K for an adult cam show after his competing mishap. That breaks down to $4K a minute!

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Adele has broken down into tears at her concert performing 'Someone Like You'. We may have a few theories as to why.

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We promise there's absolutely no judgements here. We just can't understand the motive people have to poke their finger in someone else's mouth to ruin a yawn. Please help us understand.

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Ash Williams, raconteur, tennis ace, and grower of magnificent hair, is back to discuss poached eggs, BBQ conversation staples, and Stanley Tucci.

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We don't mean both those things at the same time, although that may be interesting. Join us as we talk about whether or not you'd tattoo your face and welcome Sam Pang on to talk about our possible Neighbours roles.

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John Edward, world-famous psychic medium, joins Chrissie to discuss everything from braised chicken legs to astrology charts. He even plays a round of 'Is it Haunted?', a game Chrissie created just for him, and answers some of her pressing questions, like 'Will I regret my purchase of a deep fryer?'.

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For 300 dollars each as well! More power to you girl. And now Chrissie is trying to get into the same market.

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And the photo are absolutely hilarious. Who wouldn't love to have a photoshoot of them lovingly holding a wheel of parmesan. Plus, it's time for more of your unpopular opinions in Sweeping Statements!

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A judge has ruled that calling something 'boneless' refers to the way it's cooked and not whether or not it has bones in it...

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Imagine walking along the beach and thinking you've just stumbled across a dead body laying in the sand. Terrifying! Plus, bad news for fans of the g-string bikini!

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Yes this is a real thing that can happen to people. You've heard of sleep walking but have you ever suffered from sleep eating? Plus, Chrissie may have just figured out a genius reason for the shape of the Maccas fries box.

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There has been some long standing drama between Charli XCX and Lorde and we're here to explain why. It seems as though the two have really worked it out with this latest remix though.

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Dave Thornton is back to discuss the merits of the words ‘Tater Tots’ and other confusing Americanisms. They also discuss the various panel show and radio regrets that we have had / endured.

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Medical Monday is back after a short hiatus and we absolutely love having Dr Preeya Alexander coming in and answering our medical questions. Plus, what's happened to Gizmo the dog?

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He's been out of the lime light for a while now but he's come back with a huge announcement. But first we have got to talk about the HUGE week Lady Gaga has had.

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As if she couldn't get any better, she's now on the Tok! How Brat. Plus, Oprah has addressed the rumours about herself and Gayle.

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The votes have come in and it seems as though both Chrissie and Jack have nailed the 'Apple' dance. Plus, it's the return of Chrissie's Correspondence!

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Eli Harwood, also known as Attachment Nerd, agreed to sit down with Chrissie, to talk all things connection, attachment theory, how we arrive at our own attachment style and how that impacts every relationship we have.

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I think it's about time we prank someone on the show. Who better to prank than our very own Fitzy! Plus, do you have a song you plan to play at your funeral?

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We need more genuine celebrity friendships like this one. It just feels so wholesome to know that it isn't just superficial. Chrissie gets some inspiration and tries to prank call our very own Fitzy.

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Keanu Reeves has admitted he often thinks about death in an interview and Jack also agrees with him. We want to know whether you also think about death often? Also, this lady took a confrontation at the cinemas a bit too far.

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Very exciting to finally hear some new tunes from The Weeknd are coming out soon. And here we were worried about where he had gone.

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Lily Allen has come out and admitted she has no idea how a washing machine works... and we've absolutely got to agree with her. Plus, Lady Gaga is rehearsing to perform at the Paris Olympics. 

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We're absolutely obsessing over Charli XCX's new album and Chrissie has impressed her kids with her 'Brat' knowledge. Maybe we can learn a few more things to impress the Gen Z kids.

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Jane Hall is back from London, and Chrissie shows off her new Jeffrey Dahmer glasses. They discuss Instagram "meanies" and share their funniest online shopping fails. Chrissie reveals her latest fascination with pyromania, and they play "What's in the Belly Bag?". 

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We now have confirmation that Biden has stepped down and is now endorsing a new candidate. Plus, Katy Perry's new song has not gotten the reviews she was expecting.

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We're both back from our hot summer Europe trips and ready to get back into the swing of things. But first things first, we have to catch up on all the things we've missed these past few weeks!

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There's been a new rule implemented in a campsite that has re-ignited our hatred for camping. Can you think of anything worse than having to stay out in the bush? Plus, special guest Dean Lewis joins us on the show.

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Jodi Rodgers, qualified sexologist and relationship counsellor, best known for her appearance on the delightful ‘Love On The Spectrum’, joins Chrissie to explore stories of autism and orgasms and Chrissie floats the idea of free vibrators for everyone.

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Coming out is not an easy task. Especially not when it's to your close family and you're worried about being accepted for who you are. Kylie Kwong has shared her coming out story and now we want to hear your moments .

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We love Reddit here. It's the best place to put up your worst opinions and get advice. Today we've found quite a controversial post about the unspoken rules of a Girls Trip.

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Uber has released a list of the strangest things drivers have reported as being left in the car. We don't even know what half these things are! Plus, Dr. Chris Brown joins us on the show.

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