Katherine Ryan: Telling Everybody Everything

This week, Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about how celebrities are making A MILLION dollars a week on Only Fans? Is not being on Only Fans a missed opportunity? Also, apparently you can't just go out and buy any car you like for a young driver. There are insurance rules about Litres and TORQUE and value and size and all kinds of things that Katherine had no idea about. Thank God once again for Bobby and his value-consciousness. But what does Katherine know - she can't even get life insurance so the plan is DONT DIE. Also, Andrew sends us Met Gala looks hot off the press and we play a little game of GAGworthy or SLAGworthy (which we know is mean). Plus, your letters about moaning neighbours and secretive husbands. xx

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This week, Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about the difference between the American justice system and the rules against influencing a jury in the UK with regards to entertainer Russell Brand's apparent press tour. Later, comedian Andrew Johnston joins us @mandrewbrawnston to bring news of the UK ban on selling tobacco to anyone born after January 2009 and an exciting opportunity to join a San Francisco 'polycule'. x

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This week, Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about how 'nice guys' flooded the comments of last week's listener letter post regarding her husband placing hidden cameras in her bedroom and feeling a weekly entitlement to her body. This episode is dedicated to those men and 'lifting them up' as they continue to baffle us with their stupidity whoops we've done it again there. x

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This week, Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about how she likes exploring opinions that are different to her own and the benefit of holding two truths at once, even though it makes listeners QUITE angry. Holland isn't sleeping well, so Katherine used a 3am crash out to watch 'The Death and Life of Lamar Odom' on Netflix and marvels at how this man is wholly unable to credit Khloe with anything related to his miraculous recovery. Comedian Andrew Johnston contributes his pop culture talking points including The Tayvis Wedding details, a troubling SNL confession, and Justin Trudeau's backwards cap at Coachella over the weekend. Yuck. Plus, a somber listener letter about finding hidden cameras in her bedroom....twice. Can an abuser also be 'nice'? x

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This week, Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about what has been a punishing Easter holiday, with egg hunts, bunnies, booze and more! We think the children are only comfortable around a certain type of 'wizard' as evidenced by their standoffishness everywhere but at a celeb party. Famed conspiracy theorist, Bobby K joins us to discuss whether he believes four astronauts are currently orbiting the moon and we hear from Andrew Johnston, longtime producer of the pop culture talking points and now contributing in an even more riveting way, bringing us news of a cuckolded politicians husband who's been revealed as a Bimbo.

You can follow both Bobby K @Bobby_k__ and Andrew Johnston @mandrewbrawnston on their socials x

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Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about Manny's peaceful journey home. The Ryan-Kootstras are officially a house with no dogs. Katherine is seeing her therapist Pam again, and it's not a moment too soon as she and Bobby take the kids on an evening away at Alton Towers to kick off what will surely be a punishing half term. Discretion is the theme of this episode as you need it to date rich men, to be a bodyguard, and to get away with an affair at work apparently. x

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This week, Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about a couple of older men kicking off about in-flight meals. Are some older men rude because they're pr*cks or have they got a brain disease? Also, a video surfaces of The Secret Lives of Mormon Wives star Taylor Frankie Paul throwing some metal chairs around and it derails her imminent season as The Bachelorette. What went into the decision to cast her in the first place? What a RISK. Also, your emails mostly admonishing Katherine and Bobby for their *take* on The Manosphere documentary x

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This week, Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about The Manosphere, Louis Theroux's new documentary available on Netflix, hilariously released between International Women's Day and UK Mother's Day LOL. Are these men truly dangerous scammers or just lost boys themselves? Is Katherine being tricked by a similar far-right algorithm to become an agent of the patriarchy herself? Plus, Bobby's reactions to some OSCARS looks and what happened to Timothee Chalamet? x

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Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about how to break free from a 'trauma bond', whether you should tell your coworker's wife that he tried to bang you, how to earn a living wage in the UK without collecting benefits, and more. x

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This week, Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about the family's canceled trip to Dubai amidst the chaos of the recent conflict. She weighs in on whether the sighting of Jim Carrey in France was genuine and also at Maura Higgins' incredible outfits on her American publicity tour. Fevers have struck the Ryan-Kootstra household yet again and Katherine undergoes a six hour total health check. Plus, your letters on how to be a maximum productive young person and an affair after 20 years together. x

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Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about disclosure and learning to be just a little more discreet. Construction kicks off next door as 'renovations' turn out to be a full knock down and rebuild of what will surely be a beautiful home (so who cares really) but The Ryan-Kootstras are in for a springtime of dust and noise! Bobby K joins us to discuss America's Next Top Model and some of his childhood crushes. McSteamy has died and Bobby was often compared to him because of his sexy grey hair. Plus, your letters on how to navigate relationships where values clash and more info on pregnancy by deception. x

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This week, Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about going ALL IN while supporting a friend's lingerie launch and being the only one turning up to a dinner in her underpants. Also, Mock The Week is BACK on TLC Sunday nights at 9pm and Katherine was really nervous about her return to political satire. A recommendation for a fabulous Mexican/Japanese restaurant with good lighting and all the vibes in Notting Hill and Katy Perry posts a mega DUMP about her Valentines weekend with Trudeau. A listener writes about her cheating husband and wonders whether to stay or bounce. Plus, the little boys are MAXXING now and you need to know about it. x

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This week, Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about a plumber who confessed to cheating on his wife, Bobby betraying the entire family to make a stranger feel better about herself, and an encampment near the girls secondary school. Plus, some VERY interesting emails from the WAGS of the Epstein Files and Katherine FINALLY lifts the lid on her incredible painless facelift. x

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Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about the extremely first world problems that had her crying in Heathrow Airport last Tuesday. Bobby and Katherine finally made it to Los Angeles with baby Holland but nearly died from an illness that soaked the beautiful Four Seasons bedsheets every night of the trip. Holland is totally twisted, sleeping all day and awake all night, and God sends a 'HUNK' to provide man spreading entertainment for the only two redeemable hours of the whole visit. Back in England, Katherine reflects on some Grammy's fashion and producer Andrew Johnston treats us to a reprieve from the news in the form of TRUE CRIME - a hot but murderous couple urge a jury to believe they are simply too stupid to have committed a crime. x

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Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything from the Ryan-Kootstra kitchen as the family rushes around for an LA flight departing in the morning BUT WAIT. Mid-episode, the flights been cancelled WHICH IS GREAT and makes the episode very unsuitable for young listeners. Katherine learns she's used a slur on an episode and is stressed about a drop in milk supply since contracting a urinary tract infection. Fenna Grace has the bright idea to go ice skating then melts down because she's not immediately good at it. More on the Beckham drama and is 2026's hottest club.....2016? YES. x

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This week, Katherine pushes all scheduled episode material to one side to PERFORMATIVELY and PUBLICLY tell everybody everything about the recent Beckham drama coming to a head as Brooklyn Beckham publishes a series of damning instagram stories. Was Vicky B dancing 'inappropriately' at her son's wedding? Has the family planted lies in the press to make Nicola look 'controlling'? What's the actual story on the dress? Plus, Fred brings home the classroom dog and learns about 'stranger danger', Katherine and Bobby decant to Soho Farmhouse with expensive flyer, Baby Holland, and Katherine unwittingly participates in a swimming pool scam. x

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Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about a bunch of noughties celebs in a Hollywood moms group falling out. Worryingly, men are using AI for exactly what we knew they'd start using it for: creating images of abuse! Katherine learns the chilling details and offers support resources for when this definitely happens too you, especially if you're a teen cause that's what they like best. Cisgendered hetero WOMEN are watching more stories about gay romance as we are keen to be taken out of the equation. PLUS, a billionaire is offering free IVF to women under 38 with one small apocalyptic clash. Also, your letters on postpartum trouble being 'normal', and lesbian age gap love. x

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Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about being GAMED OUT all Christmas break with the kids and shares her excitement dropping them off to school today. BYEEEEEEE. Centerparcs was amazing and the Ryan-Kootstras are officially British now for having been! Gordon Ramsey's daughter got married over the holidays and the wedding received so much media attention that made Katherine feel out of the loop. She was turned down for a cervical exam and might forget to ever book one again. The Kardashians get some heat from other celebs criticising their Christmas gift choice and we have an UPDATE from the listener whose husband's dad fathered a second child posthumously. Or did he.....

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Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about the Christmas period with the kids and NO family visitors. How much is too much before a family of six get tired of staying indoors, out of routine and just looking at each other? The dishwasher broke and Katherine was impressed by a very famous man's ex wife at a a Christmas party. Manny ruins a Wendy house and Brian Cox videos are making Katherine question time and space. Plus, your letters on meeting mum's new boyfriend, finding a husband's dad, and ALSO KATHERINE CASUALLY SAVED TWO LIVES. x

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Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about the family visit to Lapland UK and Fred's menacing threat to Father Christmas. (Are Men Okay!?) KATHERINE RYAN: FIRST BORN DAUGHTER - the new stand-up special is coming to Sky December. Have you seen TINSEL TOWN - the first Christmas Movie devoted to the wonderful camp world of PANTO!?! Katherine is the star of that film and it's also on Sky. She's really condensed the family's Christmas activity list this year and it turns out, she says 'SQUIRREL' wrong. Cher is marrying a younger man because 'all the men my own age are dead' and Jennifer Lawrence finally calls out Leonardo DiCaprio for his younger lady penchant. Plus your letters on vasectomy recovery, in-laws at Christmas and MORE CHEATING while pregnant. x

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Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about her recent trip to York with baby Holland for a mystery surgery that may or may not be the subject of an upcoming docuseries. Either way, you'll know about it soon enough. Fenna Grace officially graduates nursery so now Katherine can say where she went and you MUST go too! It's a paradise. There's trouble in paradise for Bonnie Blue who's been banged up abroad while bringing her sex tour to Indonesia WHICH HAS THE DEATH PENALTY BY FIRING SQUAD just saying. Also, your letters on inappropriate texting, teenaged anxiety, and not being able to cash a cheque in your husband's name. x

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This week, Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about the heady mix of guilt and duty upon privately hiring a soft play centre for Fenna Grace's third birthday party. Bobby kept his cool as his daughter was chucked down a climbing frame and we are thankfully more understanding about behavioural challenges. Is it okay to notice when a dad is HOT? An American podcast changes Andrew's algorithm as he deep dives into 'Elimination Communication' for the good of TEE listeners, and he'll never look at 'sphincter control' the same way again. Katherine might die on Friday but for now, your emails on pettiness towards GRANDmother-in-laws, a psycho landlord, and more. x

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This week, Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about what it takes to captivate an audience on stage. Tinsel Town launches on Sky Cinema this Friday December 5th and promises to add panto campness and warmth to kick off your holiday season. The children enjoyed a trip to KENT to meet Bluey over the weekend and Fenna Grace is a better figure skater than most of the UK's adult population. We hear from listeners about when to become a stepdad and when to break up with a 'meh' dad. Plus, a Canadian listener has spotted Romesh on a flight from Edmonton! Finally, TEE Producer, Andrew Johnston treats us to a special holiday story time episode and BOY this story has it all: infidelity, intrigue, power imbalances, politics, prose, fashion and FELCHING. Yes, felching.x

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This week, Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about TWO date nights with Bobby K. TWO!!!! The first was a complete surprise and saw Katherine marvelling at the talents of the retro wedding singer loved by the super-rich while dressed in 'Italian Glam 80's Fashion'....whatever that brief means. We discuss Jane Fonda's attitude towards ageing and death, plus some resurfaced info that might indicate evil-doers have deformed genitalia. Was Paris Hilton nearly sourced for Jeffrey Epstein by G-Max in a nightclub? Also, your letters on how having one daughter is tres chic and whether or not to attend dad's Christmas. x

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This week, Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about being struck down with either food poisoning or norovirus or both. We really did think she would die, but Bobby joins us on the episode after holding down the children all weekend. Can he pronounce the word 'squirrel'? Also, many listeners write in to offer support for last week's 'time sensitive' conundrum following a listener's surprise third pregnancy and WOW. People are so so kind. Some people are bad though as we DELVE into the leaked Epstein Emails as succinctly as we can. x

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This week, Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about how lovely it was to be back hosting Have I Got News For You on the beloved BBC. How foolish she was to think that it would be calm and uneventful, as feathers were ruffled by the use of 'the C-word'. But hasn't the meaning changed? Is it not fine to say? Oh... Violet nearly gets in trouble as she fancies her self the Mayfair Ja Rule and throws a HUGE halloween party. Katherine remembers she's in a Christmas film. Diplo shares that he was romantically with BOTH Katy Perry and Justin Trudeau. Also, your letters on passive-aggressive baby helpers and being unsure about how to move forward with an unplanned pregnancy. x

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This week, Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about what tricks and treats the Ryan-Kootstras got up to over Halloween weekend. Ever ambitious, she booked a light show sort of 'dinner theatre' experience in central London for the small children and was very predictably unable to see it through. Bobby fuming. Toddlers hungry. Katherine and Holland: tit out in the rain. Oh well. Plus, Andrew loses his style, titles and residence while Harry and Meghan are batting for the wrong team. Also, your letters on birth trauma and an exciting update about the stalker! x

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Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about how it's been going with 12 days of Holland under the Ryan-Kootstra's belts. Katherine threatens to quit work but Violet is keen to keep the gravy train going and uses toxic feminism to get her mother back in a cab and earning! Plus, Bobby is a meteorologist who has explained the horrific hurricane set to hit Jamaica and apparently the UK gets a piece of it on Monday too. Also, are Justin Trudeau and Katy Perry suspects in the robbery at most famous French museum or was their outing in Paris just a coincidence? David Harbour says the quiet part LOUD and a comedian vows to put a cap on his baby-making ways by 'only dating women who have run out of period'. Also, your letters. x

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This week, Katherine, joined by Bobby is Telling Everybody Everything about baby Holland Juliette's arrival. She takes the cake as the easiest and smoothest delivery of all the children and it was VERY nice to have her at The Portland Hospital. WOW. This is an episode about induction, opiates, options for pain relief, dreamy doctors, Dutch midwives, Nobu and champagne. What a time was had! x

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This week, Katherine and special guest Bobby are Telling Everybody Everything about former Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau's CONFIRMED romance with astro-dweeb pop princess, Katy Perry. Yucky. Why did he and his wife get divorced anyway and what's up with his tattoo? Also, when are we allowed to speak ill of the dead? Has it been long enough since Kelly Clarkson's ex-husband's tragic passing to discuss mishandling of finances between them while he was her manager? We think YES. Also, we deep dive on Eastern-inspired luxury postpartum recovery stays as Katherine plans to rock up to Claridges Hotel with a newborn for some rest. Plus, your letters on a SAUCY account discovery that could also be 'suggested' to other family members on the same algorithm, and whether or not to pull your teen out of school for mental health recovery. x

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Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about why she's chosen to list her beautiful church conversion maisonette for sale. Taxes seem unfair and Cardi B is beefing with Nicki Minaj again, but BADLY. Is that an authentic scrabble or carefully crafted PR stunt to generate album sales? We just don't know anymore. It's nearly time for The Real Housewives of London reunion and Katherine worries about the drama around her impending birth after an admin mixup at the hospital. Pedo Ian Watkins is dead but not in the way that we'd hoped. Plus, a belated listener letter of solidarity for the man with paternity issues in Japan. x

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This week, Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about Bobby's ill-fated trip to Canada where he decided to waterski on children's equipment and sustained an injury that packed an unexpected PUNCH. Bobby joins us to warn others about what can happen to your nether regions when you don't take necessary precautions on the water. Plus, the Trump administration further police pregnant women's bodies by declaring that there could be a casual link between autism and Tylenol - the only drug deemed safe to treat pregnant women's pain and fever. Fun! Bobby and Katherine went on the trip of a lifetime to watch Bobby's favourite NFL team play in Dublin over the weekend and SUPERVET, Noel Fitzpatrick is about to appear in a lot of Tik Toks. x

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This week, Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about getting male energy out of the house and replacing it with chaotic theme park energy as she and Violet take the babies to Legoland Windsor - VIP NO LESS. The salad bar was not as frightening as a news story that has jumped into Katherine's timeline about a missing teen who was tragically found deceased in an impounded car. There's a lot of mystery and coincidence surrounding this case as she appears to have been 'romantically' (though this is abuse and we get that) linked to viral musician, D4VD who is the registered owner of the vehicle. A very strange case with blood boiling reactions from the media. PLUS Cardi B has learned exactly nothing as she announces her fourth pregnancy - her first with NFL star Steffon Diggs. x

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This week, Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about a clip where she talked about men casually cheating going viral for a second time. But why? OOooooohhh it seems YET ANOTHER MAN HAS MINDLESSLY CHEATED. Katherine congratulates him on getting ahead of the Strictly curse by cheating a whole three years BEFORE appearing on the show. Inspired. Also, we take a (mostly) unbiased and WHOLLY empathic look at the life, influence and murder of conservative political activist, Charlie Kirk. You might not have known much about him if you didn't have teenagers, so we break it down for the millennial moms and boomers alike. Plus, Katherine experiences a new phenomenon - being annoyed by WOMEN. Finally, your letters on a fat husband losing weight for his side chick and a future mother-in-law with no boundaries. x

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Katherine *AND VIOLET RYAN* are Telling Everybody Everything about 'The American Royal Wedding' also known as the engagement heard round the world as Travis Kelce pops the question to Taylor Swift. 'Your English Teacher and Your Gym Teacher are getting married'. This Swiftie Special has everything - from when and where they got engaged to the importance of full glam for the occasion. The Ring, Celeb Reactions, PreNups, The Takes, The Gaylord and Wild Wedding Speculations JAM PACK this episode with Taylor intel and just the right amount of Violet Ryan Gen Z spice. x

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Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about the ABYSMAL behaviour of the prosecution cross examining Cardi B on the witness stand over a 'verbal altercation' (that may have been assault) from 2018. Why has it taken so long to go to court? Why is Cardi even there in the first place? Why is this barrister allowed to ask whether she's DISABLED and why she has a wig on!? okkkurrrrrr? Also, The Bop House influencer collective claim to be earning up to two million dollars A MONTH each just by posting jailbait-y content to a thirsty market. What are these girls all about? Is theirs a smart business decision or creating an appetite for something BAD BAD BAD. Plus, your letters on friends for Bobby K, husbands going to see exotic dancers and a baby-trapped friend abroad. x

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Katherine is joined for part of today's episode by Bobby where they're Telling Everybody Everything about K-Fed's new memoir. What's with exes uniting this week? It's not just Britney's ex, but Katie Price also has former partners promising 'the truth' as women on social media leap to her defence. Plus, Violet and her teen cousins head off to Reading Festival with security to protect them, Katherine braces herself for WEEKS of family visits as everyone descends on London for Joanne's wedding, and the Daily Mail delights us with an adorable headline. x

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This week, Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about teen boundaries being broken abroad. Who's in the wrong when a parent's boundaries have been rewritten by the adults on the ground? Bobby and Katherine decide last minute to take the smaller kids away for a luxury holiday in Crète, and Katherine narrowly (or not-so-narrowly) makes it onto the flight home having forgotten she needed a fit-to-fly letter. Is luxury travel even possible with toddlers? Katherine wants to get into hotel management and fix a few bugs in that department. Also, a listener letter who questions which approach to take at her cousin's upcoming wedding: Queen of Serene or PETTY REVENGE. Katherine prepares for tonight's red carpet premiere and asks herself, 'What Would The Real Housewives of London Do?' x

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Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about the family's last minute plans to go on a holiday curated by expert planner, Bobby K. Bobby joins us to discuss a disgraced Christian Rock star, Brandy Glanville's miracle face cure, why he grew up terrified of Lyme's Disease and what swayed their decision to plan for an upcoming delivery at The Portland Hospital. Violet is spending the month in Canada under the strict supervision of party animal, auntie Kerrie. What could go wrong?? x

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Katherine's Telling Everybody what she really thinks of a hot topic last week - 'Deadbeat Dads'! Also, Is Katy Perry dating Justin Trudeau? We've also received SOOOOO many messages about reality star Sam Faiers letting her children build up a 'natural tolerance' to the sun rather than slathering them in SPF. Vogue magazine publishes its first AI model in a Guess advert and Katherine attends the OASIS concert at Wembley Stadium with friends from home. Will she ever dance again? Plus, a listener letter about getting in touch with an estranged and now sick sperm donor. x

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Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about her exciting cameo in 'The Bad Guys 2' coming to cinemas in the UK July 25th. She slags off the family a bit in press interviews, but obviously loves them enough to feel free to do so and explains WHY she said she would experience 'gender disappointment' with a baby boy. Katherine tried to attend a cervical smear this weekend and was rightfully turned away, and she gives advice to waitstaff on how to augment their tip by at least 20 percent. Plus. THAT COLDPLAY COUPLE caught on the jumbotron that everyone can't stop talking about. Is it too much for two nerds? Also, Late Night Chat Shows are FINISHED in America. What can we expect from television in the UK? Is there any chance of saving it? Plus, your letters on becoming the 4th baby mum, accessing therapy for children and dying your hair in pregnancy. x

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Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything by sharing your letters for the young woman faced with her stalker's release in August. What can she do to protect herself? Is the system broken or are the police at fault? What's her CCTV situation and digital footprint like? This week, the Ryan-Kootstras faced issues with the council and a hefty tax bill so admin was at the top of the list as they hosted guests and attended 'Just For One Day', the magnificent Live Aid Musical in the west end. Katherine's cannot BELIEVE that Lena Dunham's actual husband has only seen three episodes of GIRLS as 'Too Much' gets rave reviews on Netflix. Also, The Epstein files aren't coming out after all, but if it's any consolation, Bezos might be buying Vogue and Mattel releases a Barbie with type one diabetes. x

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Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about Bobby's summer of sadness as trees are cut down and yet another online tradesman does him wrong. Katherine considers getting a fully reclining massage chair rather than a nursery chair and THERE'S ONE CHAIR that's got to go. Lauren Sanchez should write books to inspire side chicks, Katherine looked a mess at Mel B's wedding and P Diddy dodges many of the charges against him! x

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Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about why we can't change all the words we don't like just because it hurts our feelings. We're sorry, but she's doubling down on sex workers being considered 'low status' in our society's current model, even though she respects them. MANY mums from the school and nursery went to see Chris Brown in concert this week and even brought along their teenaged daughters! 'But he has so many hits'......exactly. Importantly, a young woman from one of Katherine's tour shows reached out for help with the dilemma that her CONVICTED STALKER is being released into her community after repeatedly violating orders of protection and spending time in prison for harassing her. Can anything be done to protect her!? Also, Sabrina Carpenter is Man's Best Friend, Ricki Lake has a more budget-friendly facelift than Kris Jenner and Tattle gets exposed. Plus, a listener dilemma on how to manage hurt family feelings by getting eloped. x

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Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about how nesting and admin go hand-in-hand. June is perhaps the busiest month in the Ryan-Kootstra diary and Katherine is managing the mental load of new schools, renovations, birthday parties, trips to New York and prom, all while still on tour and growing another baby. Poor Karen Millen popped on a breakfast show and answered a question about breastfeeding only to find herself cancelled by the granola moms online! Plus, what kind of toxic feminism have we found ourselves in when we're having babies and getting facelifts at the exact same time!!?! (or just me) x

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Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about being influenced by an artisan pie maker's visit to a London bakery and planning the week around the acquisition of key lime, cherry bourbon, chocolate, and strawberry custard cream pies. Are pies the new sourdough? Also, Katie Price is a guest on Katherine's SCIENCE podcast 'What's My Age Again?' and Katherine can't quite believe the relentless public scrutiny of a woman she loves. Justin Bieber said to his wife that she would 'never be on the cover of Vogue' during an argument and publicly apologises but it seemed backhanded to us..... Will Trump pardon Diddy? Elon Musk seems to be out of the White House and CROSS about it (or just on Ketamine). Will we ever see the Epstein files? Plus, your emails on Meg's passing, getting married at 20, and a reality star who won't pay his bills. x

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Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about Violet's upcoming prom and wondering why the 16 year olds themselves cannot be responsible for knowing so much as THE TIME AND DATE when Katherine herself literally hired security, crafted decorations, booked a DJ, did budgeting and made all the decorations for her own in 1999. It looks like she's back on the mum's group chat for three more weeks. (The mums are lovely lol). Bobby's got a yucky man in the family who's been predictably pathetic and his children are reaching out to express their disgust. Plus, Katherine is bummed not to have been able to attend another Mighty Hoopla festival in Brixton. It's homophobic at this point and she won't take it anymore. Also, Katherine's recent interest in facelifts makes sense as she embarks upon a fat girl summer. x

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Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about the devastating loss of Megan and her early morning trip with Fred to deal with the consequences of that. It's very difficult to lose part of your family so be careful listening to this episode if you have or have lost a special pet. Also, your letters on wedding drama and divorce consolation/congratulations and Katherine's feelings on Cardi B's FINAL split from Offset who is asking for spousal support. x

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This week, Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about Bobby's gardening woes as an innocent trip to Costo is interrupted by a felled tree in the garden. Nobody exists in a vacuum of their own rights so Bobby and Katherine want to support all their neighbours in their pursuit of a dream home, but Katherine has no choice but to support her husband when it comes to his grass. It's been a week of Bobby K loyalty as the two have just retuned from a whirlwind ancestry trip to Friesland, the northern province in The Netherlands where Bobby's family are from. Plus, now the dust has settled on Kris Jenner's STUNNING new facelift, Katherine regrets commenting on it at all. Does she have a neurodivergence about being wrongly corrected or is she just a dick? x

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Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about the family trip to Canada for the finale of Got Talent as well as FIVE tour shows in Ottawa, Montreal and Toronto. The fancy children did not enjoy their premium economy experience but some people don't want to see kids in business class anyway. 'A Private Audience with BK' has inspired Katherine and Bobby to never host another party as it's too much at once and a few mums took issue with Violet being left in London to write her GCSE exams. Violet stirred up controversy at home posting her thoughts on Chris Brown being granted a VISA by the British Government just to be arrested at the Lowry Hotel in Salford and held in a Manchester prison (lol). Also, Diddy trial updates that come with a severe trigger warning. x

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Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about the news that Cheryl's son Bear will inherit Liam Payne's millions which is exactly what she would want in the deceased's posthumous position. Beyonce's girls, Blue Ivy and Rumi are on the Cowboy Carter Tour but should they be at home being kids? Bobby's musings on sport-adjacent topics have been of interest to Katherine lately even though she doesn't like sports. Donald Trump has inserted his opinion into the NFL draft and a very old Football Coach seems to be being BOSSED by a student-cheerleader he might doing her homework on a flight. Is this elder abuse or plain genius on her part? Plus, your letters on herpes, venting about marriage to a friend, and a barking man in an alleyway. x

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This week, Katherine is joined by BOBBY K and is Telling Everybody Erecting about their date night in London where they visited Mr Porter Steakhouse on Park Lane with some charming and talented Gen Zs before spending the night at beautiful Claridges Hotel. Bobby has specifically be asked on the podcast to discuss 56 year old multimillionaire Shannon Sharpe and the recent accusations against him made by a woman who can't yet legally drink in America. Plus, they didn't watch this series of CBB but even Katherine and Bobby have some thoughts on the JoJo Siwa drama. Plus, your letter about dumping a boyfriend for a colleague. x

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Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about how even when disaster strikes, maybe the super religious people have got the right idea 'trusting God's timing'. The Easter Bunny is coming as the Ryan-Kootstras (but mostly Katherine) prepares to go OTT on yet another children's party that will have Bobby heading to the recycling centre. Katherine announces her EXCITING new podcast, 'What's My Age Again?' launching April 22nd where celebrities give her their actual blood to test their biological age. The Americans are at it again with their 'feminist' all-female space expedition to advertise commercial space travel and SNL comes under fire for mocking Aimee Lou Wood's teeth and Manchester roots. Katherine is surprised by press attention for her over-indulgent mention of her favourite recipe box company on a popular Sunday morning breakfast show but hopes people will understand that 'she was hungry'. Finally, a letter about a teacher's inappropriate relationship with a student. x

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This week, Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about a groundbreaking (bank breaking) blood test that had Bobby K absolutely floored. Fred and Fenna start swimming lessons, but not without pushback from the misinformed family. Plus, Amanda Knox recounts her experience in an Italian prison in her new book, Kim K keeps her children's teeth and manifests a new man through home renovations, and Selena's killer is denied parole. Not that Selena. x

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This week, we're IN IRELAND Telling Everybody Everything about the follow-up treatment since discovering a second melanoma last Friday. Also, Katherine broke her golden rule and watched not one but TWO femicide documentaries on Netflix. Gabby Petito's case raises lots of red flags to watch out for in potential romantic partners, but what red flags should we watch out for in their parents? Plus, your letters on de-friending a slag, being dumped for liking Katherine Ryan, and one young woman's warning to take melanoma very seriously. x

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This week, we're Telling Everybody Everything about the histology report from last week's mole removal. Kanye has been very vocal online this week and while we thought his hate speech was perhaps just a very 'Kanye' art form, we actually think he might be full crazy now. Kim K spoke on a recent episode of Keeping Up about returning her 18 karat ring to ex-husband Kris Humphries even though she paid for it herself! Is it okay to ask male actors about prosthetics? Will you be seeing the £450M live action film Snow White even though press tours have been basically halted? And is Katherine quickly becoming enemy number one in Canada? x

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Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about why you should ONLY be nice about Meghan Sussex. Wow. Coming from a hotel room in Manchester whilst on tour this week, Katherine navigates breastfeeding protocol in venues and had a wonderful few days filled with podcast appearances and Fenna's first haircut. Also, Real Housewives alumna, Teddy Melencamp's very public battle with melanoma has frightened us enough to have a dodgy looking mole removed. Canada's Got Talent launches on Tuesday March 18th and it would be very unethical to access it from the UK with a VPN. Plus, your letters. x

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This week, Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about Casey Anthony's Tik Tok offer of legal advice. Here's some legal advice for her: FALL BACK, OJ. Also, we take a look at so many of your letters on the subject of whether or not to prescribe the contraceptive pill to young women and what the effects of doing so might be. Plus, the Jolene of the sky has taken Dolly Parton's man RIP. And have you been watching Meghan Not-Markle's new Netflix offering? Has the streamer thrown her under the bus in this new cooking show just to get people talking online? Finally, Katherine and Bobby prepare for an amazing night out with the comedy lineup of dreams,. x

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This week, Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about taking her own advice and prioritising self care. She's had a few IV drips, made a booking at a Japanese Head Spa and even got half a mil in the lips! Katherine upset a 'fan' this weekend by driving from Plymouth to Leeds over night, and on the subject of fans, it's funny how some will immediately leap to the defence of a man they don't know, ignoring what they can (grainily) see in an afterparty video with their own eyes. How far is TOO far when it comes to revenge and could there be consequences for sharing a video of your pantsless husband and his probable mistress in the back of a work van online? Plus a follow up on Katherine's 'lack of evidence' regarding her hesitation to medically control a teenager's menstrual cycle. x

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This week, Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about her shock at being advised by a paediatric gynaecologist to put an adolescent extended family member on the oral contraceptive pill as a cure for menstrual cramps. Are we still doing that? It's difficult to get answers with so much information floating around but we were SURE that was an outdated practice due to the links between depression, and the fact that we sort of......NEED TO GO THROUGH PUBERTY, non? Maybe we're wrong. Also, Meet the Baldwins, Alec and Hilaria Baldwin's new reality series on TLC (discovery plus in the UK) receives some interesting reviews and Ne-Yo is leaning into Polyamory. Is it ethical if everyone is being honest? Plus, your letters on Fred's sensitive soul and stomach. x

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Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about an absolute sh*tshow during Battleaxe in Doncaster that sprung her into MumMode, always putting safety first. WOW. Also, we LOVE the Real Housewives franchise at Telling Everybody Everything and Katherine is very curious about the breakdown of Kyle and Mauricio's seemingly 'normal' non-hollywood marriage. Fred is afraid of being eaten by a Tiger, and Katherine is HAPPY about THAT podcast featuring Rebecca Goodwin. Plus, resolution on the PA. x

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Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about a Valentine's trip to Ireland with Bobby where she accidentally slagged off Donegal. Also, after many failed attempts to expand in the UK, Hooters has announced the opening of a new restaurant location in Newcastle Upon Tyne AMIDST CONTROVERSY and Katherine is perhaps uniquely qualified to weigh in. Kanye confirms our fears as he X-cretes (it's 'tweets' on the new platform) that his wife is indeed 'under his dominion' as a billionaire. Yikes. Plus, updates on advice for last week's listener whose boyfriend also had two girlfriends and a wife. A professional execute PA makes an impassioned plea for Katherine's business. Finally, Bobby joins to discuss his pits and peaks filming 'At Home With Katherine Ryan' which streams every Monday night on U&W. x

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Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about missing the Superbowl for a weekend of shows in Cardiff and Madrid. We have BIG THOUGHTS about the stadium entrance fashion and wonder whether Serena Williams was doing a loaded 'crip walk' or just for fun. Armie Hammer is nice, isn't he? Also, the Kardashians are back with a moving first episode where Khloe sees Lamar after nine years apart. Would you like to see these two back together or do you think Lamar has lost the love of his life for good? Drug dependence is a terrible, terrible thing. Plus, WOAH what are we going to do about a listener who writes in about being cheated on by her boyfriend of TEN ACTUAL YEARS, then discovering he's been playing several women all along. x

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Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about Bianca Censori becoming 'the most googled woman in the world' following her red carpet appearance with her husband, Kanye West. Is this an example of coercive control? Has he got a humiliation kink? Or is this just good marketing? Also, we had to suffer 'Rat Boy Summer' to get to where we are now - 'Gaston Spring' as men are flocking to plastic surgeons for chin implants and jawline filler to achieve the disney prince masculine look. Plus, will tweets dash Oscar and Bafta hopes for Karla Sofía Gascón or was her apology enough to be back in the race? Finally, your letters on period app racking gone wrong, a love-bombed 18 year old son, and what to do about a man who lets it all hang out at home. x

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Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about the family holiday in Tenerife. Plus, women are winning their court cases in a BIG way as Gwenyth Paltrow is victorious in that ski incident and Julia Haart, star of 'My Unorthodox Life' basques in divorce settlement glow totally RICH. Like our mother always said, 'If you never date a poor man, you'll never risk falling in love with one'. But how did she leave her ultra-orthodox community to become such a bad secular b*itch!? We love to see it. Plus, some naughties throwbacks as Octomom is set to tell her story in a lifetime movie and docuseries and Louis Vuitton revives its 2000s Muramaki rainbow collaboration. Do we care about fancy bags? And finally, Barack Obama is dating WHO!?!?!?! x

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Katherine's Telling Everybody about the brief Tik Tok ban in America that had young social media addicts calling the police. The Baldoni drama NEVER ENDS with us, as more details of the BILLION dollars worth of lawsuits are made public. Taylor Swift has even entered the chat. Is this a nice guy being bullied by the 'mean girls' or is he a performative feminist and evil wrongun? Katherine sides with an educator who has escaped a teaching ban for calling students, 'a fat slug', 'wimp', and 'annoying' among other hilarious slams. Plus, a listener gives an update after falling pregnant from a one night stand. x

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Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about the many conspiracies spreading like..well....wildfires....about the natural disaster in LA. Many celebrities and lovely 'normal' people have lost their homes and the internet is right there to judge how they go about expressing grief and asking for help. One positive from the tragedy is that Speidi are a thing again. Fifteen years after creating the album, Superficial, Heidi Montag hits number 1 on iTunes in many countries! Also, Bonnie Blue is shamed for her role in the sex industry but we can't stop thinking of all those bare legs in the queue. Plus, the daughter of the lady being romanced by the vicar writes an update a Violet is banned from making a public apology to Molly Mae.

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Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about sitting quietly in the living room watching The Traitors with the family when LOUD BANGING erupts from Violet's room upstairs. Bobby faces danger head-on....for a second time! Also, Nikki Glaser smashes 'Ozempic's Biggest Night' and hints about asking for more money as host next year, but not everyone thinks the first ever female host of the Golden Globes delivered a feminist performance. Also, is 'The Femiverse' taking hold in 2025!? What are your experiences of being the gatekeepers of sex and expecting men to financially support you? x

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Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about the holiday rumours of a reconciliation between estranged cutie pies, Molly Mae Hague and Tommy Fury. Violet weighs in as a Tik Tok expert and non-millennial. Plus, your letters on cheating neighbours, how to manage money as a lucky teen, dealing with a dishonest-about-debt husband, and whether or not to tell your 66 year old dad's new 23 year old flame that he's on the sex offender registry. x

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Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about the family's last few holiday events and the online reaction to last week's episode about Billboard's 2024 List of Highest Grossing Comedians. Maybe men just have 'main character energy' that makes their experiences universal while women's experiences are niche. We DELVE into the smear campaign against Blake Lively with receipts and why not throw in a fun-filled 2024 round up with Bobby K joining for some predictions for the coming year. Katherine *knows* the name of Brittany and Patrick Mahomes' anticipated new baby and you heard it here first. x

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Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about the hot topic of Christmas season - divorce! And also....affairs! Everyone seems to be having an affair or finding themselves in the middle of one this week. Plus, a female vicar and a vicar's wife write in with excellent advice for a woman whose mum is sexting her vicar from last week. Also, the 2024 list of top comedy earners has been published by BILLBOARD and there are unsurprisingly no women on it. Finally, Violet tells Katherine she has 'ozempic face' just in time as Katherine believes she has possibly tracked down Lindsay Lohan's ACTUAL surgeon (not the woman in Dubai). x

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Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about taking the 'eliminations' on Canada's Got Talent a little too seriously. Fenna Grace turns 2! Plus, your letters on who REALLY deserves credit for all that Christmas magic (with no spoilers for little ears), teen gossip gets out of control, the audience is split on Barry Keoghan, and Mum is sexting the vicar! x

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Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about a vulnerable departure from her normal role as herself that nearly had her running out the door. Luigi Mangione has been arrested and charged with the second degree murder of UnitedHealthcare CEO. He's devilishly handsome and has 'broken the internet' with memes and comments wishing for 'bae' to be released into the arms of his adoring fans. Okay, Bobby continues his quest to solve the cold case murder of JonBenet Ramsey by Christmastime and we are in Canada again this week filming more Canada's Got Talent. x

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Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about whether or not it's ethical to give a politician a humanising reality TV show. Bobby joins to discuss the unconfirmed internet news that Irish 'Hot Rodent' Barry Keoghan might actually be a snake in rat's clothing. Katherine and Bobby have been watching a bit of the Jonbenet Ramsey documentary which is predictably filled with gratuitous content and very little information to help Bobby solve the cold case. But he will do so by Christmas anyway. The Ryan-Kootstras Christmas plans are in full swing, and there's a possibility that Christmas Day could be VERY special for Bobby and Violet. Plus, a few of your letters on reconnecting with an old flame, having twilight surgery, bathroom renovations and some special dilemmas solved with Gemini Live. x

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Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about Fred's clinginess and his new take on his relationship with Bobby. The holidays are upon us and if you're still rushing around confused about what to gift everyone on your list, Katherine has some suggestions. Plus, was it terribly progressive to get the world's tallest and world's smallest women together for that press tour last month? And Conor McGregor's wife totally misses the point on instagram while standing by her man. x

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Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything with a FOLLOW UP from widows who are keeping not only their exes ashes, but also his PHOTOS to honour the time spent and navigate grief. Is this the same as keeping photos of a deceased mother, sister, friend? Plus, should your own FATHER be paying for you to freeze your eggs? A listener wonders whether to cut off MAGA sisters over the holiday season, a bully's mother is bullied in the schoolyard and a Catholic displaying her nan's 'PAGAN' things works a treat to keep the in-laws from visiting. x

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Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about how rushing around planning Christmas activities and having MANY boxes delivered to the house is upsetting Bobby, who will presumably take over Christmas planning next year. He's HOT on the gram, receiving interesting messages from men eager to please him this week. Also, Katherine questions whether she should work with ONLY boundary-free people who are happy to let their mental health and families suffer to put the job first? HOW MUCH DOES A BATHROOM COST? We are 'holding space' for the Wicked press tour as many adorable moments go viral and has Ellen Degeneres moved to the Cotswolds?!? x

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Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about it being suggested that she should go on THE PILL!? Also, by now you know Donald Trump is 47th President of What's Left Of America and Nicole Sherzinger has possibly dumbed herself out of a Tony Award by alienating her 'would-be' voting demographic. You can't be good at everything. Also, Olivia Rodrigo announces that when it comes to dating, a man who wants to go to space is a 'red flag'. We at Telling Everybody Everything couldn't agree more. x

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Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about a week of red carpets and luxury car rides. Who decides who Hollywood's next 'IT' kids are going to be? Plus, your letters on problematic family members, a new partner being miffed about deceased ex's ashes in the home, little ones' words for anatomy, whether or not to warn a company that their employee may be luring vulnerable clients INTO A CULT, and when writing in for advice backfires. x

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Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about the VERY ILLEGAL and low key sort of iconique (BUT WRONG BAD) behaviour of a daughter scorned. On the subject of WICKED, Ariana answers Elvira's accusation that she was less than friendly backstage and Cynthia Erivo feels 'erased' by fan art. Nick Cannon is talking again for some reason and a TikTok user faces backlash over her apparent 'breeding fetish'. Tony Hinchcliffe leaps into hot water over his roast jokes at a Trump political rally and Katherine finds out today is election day. x

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Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about the allure of prioritising yourself instead of waiting to be made a priority. Are you one of the 150 million (and growing) people who've seen the 'Domingo' SNL sketch where Ariana Grande sings badly? What does its success mean for everyone involved? Plus, your letters on dental hygiene, your fiancé becoming more devout in his religion, being 'done' with baby making, body talk with small children and WHAT do Bobby's tattoos really mean? x

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Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about 'sleep divorce' - when couples decide to sleep in separate bedrooms. People have STRONG opinions on this and compared to the boomers, younger couples are more flexible about all aspects of their relationships, including sleeping arrangements. One woman shares her story of how sleep divorce led to real divorce. Also, Mariah Carey won't stumble into unforgiving lighting, Khloe Kardashian undergoes some facial reconstruction after having a tumour removed from her face (not Tristan, the other one), Cardi B talks post-pregnancy titties and Heidi Klum poses in lingerie with her 20 year old daughter. Katherine is in Niagara Falls to film Canada's Got Talent and meets her new bestie, Shania Twain!!! x

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Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about the danger of going into a stranger's hotel room and she's answering YOUR questions on celeb pneumonia deaths related to cocaine use, 'Can Anybody Match My Dental Hygiene Freak?', being love bombed by a taken man, a friend's 'straight' boyfriend sleeping with men on the side, a daughter's moustache, and the appropriate time to have a break up intervention. x

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Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about losing her voice during a very busy week of shows, flights, filming, assessments, and the Mayfield event of the DECADE....Fenna Grace's Christening in St Joseph's Church. Also, can you ever be a casual heroin user? Is the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show still relevant? And WHO painted the Sisteen Chapel for REAL? x

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Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything this week in Stockholm, Sweden as she answers text messages from the audience at the beautiful Filedelfia venue with its own incredible LED screen. Comedians, if you're going to film a stand-up special, DO IT HERE. Such lovely people, the Swedes. x

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Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about being on tour in Europe whilst navigating the trials and tribulations of Violet and Fred's assessments for sixth form and reception - respectively. Performers appreciate a keen audience, but Katherine's fine for you to bring along your grumpy German husband. As DNA and Data website and PHARMACY 23andMe hang on by a thread (or strand of stolen genetics), Katherine regrets giving them her unique sample and reminisces about all the info you could get about disease and health traits back when they first launched. Also, updates on the P Diddy saga, and finally Offset is upset by cheating (never his own though) as pregnant Cardi B finally gets her own back! Karma. Plus Lana Del Ray ditches Hollywood boys to marry a man....in a ditch? x

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Katherine's Telling EverybodyEverything about her day with the kids at gymnastics and softplay and the ONLY thing that's troublesome about being recognised in public. Also, maybe skip through a few Menendez episodes if you're following the series on Netflix. Yeesh. Plus, your letters on cheating after ten years, what's appropriate to tell your boyfriend's family, a lad who gets bored 'working from home', keeping secrets at work, and some advice on what to do with Fred starting school. x

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Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about how the first ten shows of the 100 show tour are going and ponders whether to court a Tik Tok audience. P Diddy seems to be finally going down for his years of alleged racketeering and overconsumption of baby oil while famed Jackass star, Steve-O takes a u-turn. Plus, Katherine and Bobby revisit the Menendez murders that took place when they were children but are being rehashed in the new Netflix series, 'Monsters'. TIGGER WARNING: Bobby still won't get close enough to the microphone. x

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Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything from PRAGUE, answering your emails this week about when women cheat, changing careers, how to make friends in a sex work environment, what to do when your boss hires his useless girlfriend to assist you, more off-label uses for Ozempic, and how to tackle Canadian homelessness. x

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Katherine's in Helsinki Telling Everybody Everything about the REAL industry rumours behind Dave Grohl's announcement that he has fathered a baby girl outside his 21 year marriage. Yuck. Also, are Taylor Swift and bestie Brittany Mahomes beefing over politics? Katherine wonders when to send toddlers to school full time and praises idiot Lottie Moss for being honest about her Ozempic overdose while Kourtney Kardashian comes out with her own Lemme version of the drug. Bafflingly, someone's dating Casey Anthony and Katy Perry performs at the VMAs on 'the first day of her period'. x

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Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about her commitment to customer service and how she might cancel a fancy Paris hotel thanks to a sign from the hospitality Gods. After spending the weekend running around in search of European blood thinners, Katherine answers questions about pets, brothel social etiquette, Chapell Roan's reluctance towards public consumption and what to do when you're grieving the news that your teenaged son is NOT the father. Plus, sound advice for the Yoga Studio Whistleblower whom listeners are BEGGING to go the full distance by reporting a bad man. x

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Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about a designated 'homeless encampment' (?!?!?) in her hometown of Sarnia, Ontario that's driving residents mad. Drug dependency is a very complicated subject, but rounding addicts up together like a chicken pox party doesn't seem to be a solution that sits well with taxpayers. How can we help? Also, Ozempic has gone too far in Hollywood and Katherine believe's it's the thing that will finally end fat phobia. The Ryan-Kootstra household continues filming their reality show as Katherine departs for the European leg of her tour show BATTLEAXE all alone. Also, queuing for Oasis tickets, dynamic pricing, Katy Perry's strange interview, Lily Allen's dog goes back, and more. x

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Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about WHAT THE LADY DID after first writing to ask advice about seeing a grown married man with a fifteen year old 'love interest' aka VICTIM OF ABUSE being affectionate in a yoga studio. Spoiler alert: she rang the girl's mother. Nice. PLUS, an update from the girl whose boyfriend was encouraging a friendship (or maybe more) with his exes. Plus, colour readings, Bobby lovers and haters, 'Should I Sleep With Him Before I Leave?', and a plea to scan all men's brains routinely. x

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Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about Violet strutting out of the house alone one day and returning with a kitten she wasn't allowed to have. Is this the beginning of the end? Violet joins the podcast to discuss her decision and also recounts fainting at the Taylor Swift Eras Tour. PLUS, J-Lo and Ben Affleck are getting a divorce (which we've known for months) and Jennifer's PR team are working overtime to soften her public image. Speaking of splits, Tommy Fury and Molly Mae seem to be posting instagram thanks at the exact same intervals. What's really going on there? x

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Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about breaking her rule of NOT passively consuming femicide for entertainment. The haunting documentary about the disappearance of Laci Peterson brought back memories of seeing the story on the news in real time, and offered new insights into a theory we have about what might be wrong with Scott Peterson's actual BRAIN. Plus, your letters on bringing young ones to Frozen, Sliding Door Problems, High-Achieving Women being annoyed by everyone else, a garbage-fire of a boyfriend who is pushing his lady to make 'friends' with his exes, and why Katherine should stop giving medical advice. x

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Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about date night at Magic Mike London, Violet's time in the medic tent at Taylor Swift Eras Tour, why everyone suddenly turned against Blake Lively and some very demure, very mindful odds and ends. We're not like the other girls. We don't do too much. x

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Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about this week's celebrity breakup that took us all by surprise. (It's mean, but my job is to punch people in the face BUT WITH WORDS. A boxer won't be offended). Plus, listener letters about teen safeguarding and advice for last week's badminton coaches, 'why do we keep putting women in subcultures?', slutshamed by a slag, western Canada on fire, creepy tik tok and an exciting request from hip hop legend, Joe Budden. x

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Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about the struggle to remember ten things today and coming back from the house with only a pickle sandwich instead of the ten things. We do NOT appreciate an interval at Peppa Pig Live, though it gave Katherine a chance to make a friend and fellow fan of full disclosure. The Olympics have gifted us with yet another viral moment from Paris where Rachel 'RAYGUN' Gunn represents Australia with a wild and wacky breaking performance. The 'she's only a little woman' defence doesn't sit right with us. Not at all. x

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Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about how to deal with life's pesky problems as well as learning lots of new things from beloved listeners. This week, a woman was raised in a fringe catholic trad women cult, an OBGYN demystifies and debunks claims that Imane is not a woman, a listener suggest that GHOSTING may be a symptom of ADHD, a mom of boys offers support to another experiencing gender disappointment, a pregnant woman on a walk sends a beautifully articulate rage-filled message of praise, a badminton coach has trouble with teens, and a 23 year old wonders whether to raise her baby with her sugar daddy. Lucky for some....x

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