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Honest, outrageous, distasteful, obscene, coarse and vulgar and that’s just what their friends say... Luke Craig and Peter Rethinasamy are two Stand-up comedians and best friends who are sick and tired of the polished conversations they hear spewing out of the main stream media. The constant tip toeing around what these people think is driving them insane. Tune in for an honest chat on a range of subjects and Dilemmas sent in from their listeners. Beware they don’t hold back. With over 500,000 social media and Youtube subscribers in under 9 months be a part of something that may just turn out to be a game changer!
- 253 - “My Mum Said I Had a P*nis Reduction As A Kid” | EP217
Luke finally asks his mum about the operation he had as a kid. Her explanation? “You had a penis reduction.” Pete isn’t buying it.
Also this week: does interracial adoption work? And a dilemma from a woman who says she had the perfect marriage—but still left her husband.
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0:00 Pete’s camp-ness was is getting out of hand + Pete’s bad behaviour as a kid6:33 getting a joke years later makes you feel wiser
17:06 does interracial adoption work?
24:23 top tier comment with a top tier reply
27:47 our top Sheetsters
33:24 charlottes got into an embarrassing situation
40:22 man uses remote working to have 5 jobs
49:46 threesome turns deadly over performance issues
1:00:18 “I had a penis reduction”
1:06:23 Dilemma: I left my husband even though he did nothing wrong
Tue, 03 Nov 2026 - 1h 32min - 252 - Would You Rather Be Rich or Respected? | EP216
On this week’s episode, Luke asks Pete: would he rather be rich but respected by nobody, or broke but respected by everyone? The boys discuss the woman who woke up angry after a failed execution, and Luke enlightens Pete on how he would punish her. Plus, Pete has an interesting theory about today’s news—and what it would take to make us take the atrocities more seriously.
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0:00 intro & Patreon teaser
8:58 death row woman wakes up angry + live stream execution?
23:28 do we take the news seriously anymore?
37:15 what’s more important money or respect?
55:59 why does money change your relationship?
1:02:46 could you handle being your parts nerd second option?
Tue, 27 Oct 2026 - 1h 30min - 251 - Your Wife Falls Into a Tiger Enclosure… Do You Jump In? | EP215
Your wife falls into a tiger enclosure. Do you jump in?
This week, the boys discuss the man who was killed after entering a tiger enclosure and question whether they’d be brave enough to help—or risk their own lives to save their wives.
They also explore a murder case where the killer had the perfect alibi and debate whether school uniforms should be banned from adult content.
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0:00 Pete is extremely camp
2:33 black comedy shows don’t like stuff like…
7:03 Man falls into tiger enclosure
28:08 pilot tried to K*ll co-pilot, how do we stop this?
37:10 Man kills family but has perfect alibi
56:21 should we stop the use of school uniforms in adult content?
1:11:55 my girlfriend cheated on me with my twin
Tue, 20 Oct 2026 - 1h 23min - 250 - Woman Survives Botched Execution | EP214
On this week’s episode of Luke & Pete Talking Sheet, the boys discuss the shocking story of a death row inmate who survived a botched execution, before acting out how they’d handle the situation themselves.
Pete opens up to Luke about the embarrassment he felt after suffering a panic attack on the motorway.
And this week’s dilemma comes from a man whose wife grew up in a filthy household. After spending some time staying with her family, she’s started picking up their old dirty habits, and he’s not happy about it.
All this and more on this week’s episode of Luke & Pete Talking Sheet!
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0:00 intro
2:49 footballer knocks out sexual attacker
10:58 wrestling naked
23:38 panic attack
31:26 death row convict survives two injections
53:19 dilemma: my wife and her family are unclean
Tue, 13 Oct 2026 - 1h 08min - 249 - He Did Gay Scenes for Money But Swears He’s Straight | EP213
On this week’s episode, the boys discuss influencer Big Stacks, who says he’s straight despite having appeared in gay adult films — apparently, it was all about the money.
Meanwhile, Pete gets caught up in a three-way road-rage incident, and Luke somehow ends up in a fight over a pizza.
What is wrong with these boys?
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0:00 good looking Patreons
6:13 “my mum tries to join on the joke”
8:13 argument in a pizza shop
15:02 Pete’s road rage again
22:16 insight into male gynaecologist
40:43 when you accidentally call someone gay
44:31 circumcision
50:55 she sexted her friend and she sent it to her whole family
1:15:24 sleeping with a man for money but you’re not gay “big stacks” the influencer story
Tue, 06 Oct 2026 - 1h 25min - 248 - “I’ve Cheated on Every partner I’ve Ever Had” | EP212
Guys, you have to listen to this one all the way through. Luke tests Pete with some riddles, then tells him the funniest story he’s ever heard. They tackle two dilemmas: one from a woman who can’t stop cheating on her boyfriends, and another from someone who’s been married for 14 years and is back in contact with an ex. Then Luke and Pete act out a scenario involving a teacher and pupil who’ve fallen in love.
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0:00 Intro + funny racist comments
5:23 Pete try’s to solves Luke riddle
8:47 “funniest story I’ve heard in while” + abnormalities
24:38 fool me once…
30:19 Pete has an Indian wedding and he is scared
44:43 German police hunt fake serial killer
49:21 this can’t be true
51:48 if your son was swapped at birth…
1:00:08 I can’t stop cheating
1:07:16 married for 14 years but…
1:15:44 if you was a teacher and… scenario
Tue, 29 Sep 2026 - 1h 26min - 247 - “Why Men Shouldn’t Be Allowed to Choose Gifts” | EP211
On this weeks episode Luke calls out Pete for the gift he bought his partner and Pete tells the hilarious story of a German man he played videos games with online who took it way to seriously.
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0:00 Intro
1:48 gorillas look human
6:32 Pete Bee facts or fiction
12:01 people who take video games too seriously
17:25 family stresses me out
28:01 someone crashed into my car and i gave chase
35:01 is ok to name call when angry?
48:23 is he a selfish partner?
58:41 John gotti telling off his grandson
1:05:28 voice note story
Tue, 22 Sep 2026 - 1h 21min - 246 - Teacher’s YouTube History Got Him FIRED | EP210
This week, the boys discuss the teacher who was fired after his pupils discovered what he’d been searching for on YouTube. Pete argues that animal names are sexist, and an innocent man’s photo is mistakenly linked to one of the worst crimes imaginable.
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0:00 intro + Pete taking shots at his brother
6:47 Pete’s theory: animal names are sexist
15:43 “woman turns me off by braking the 4th wall in p*orn
20:11 Pete thinks he is closer to white than black
26:04 teacher fired for YouTube history
32:05 mans image wrongly used for child p*rn news story
43:39 man stabbed and the injury didn’t kill him but…
53:12 never sleep with a friends ex even if they say it’s ok
1:06:21 “I don’t know how to feel about same sex couples in church”
Tue, 15 Sep 2026 - 1h 17min - 245 - “Why I Struggle With Having a Daughter” | EP209
Luke explains why being a dad to a daughter comes with conversations no man is ever prepared for. Plus, we get into self-snitching, the Tupac murder trial, and why some people seemingly cannot stop providing evidence against themselves.
Another episode of bad decisions, uncomfortable truths and conversations that probably shouldn’t be recorded.
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0:00 intro
5:55 2pac murder trial + self snitching
17:57 “one of the reason I would never kill someone”
21:02 most “gangsters” regret their choices eventually
23:48 “if something happened to me would you avenge me?”
27:14 if society broke down
31:46 nobody get bail for murder except…
37:37 “half my life is over if I’m lucky”
39:18 Pete’s conspiracy theory of the week
46:42 Dilemma: I looked at my some camera roll and saw…
48:59 Awkward moments being a dad to a girl
56:08 back to dilemma
58:40 homeschooling
Tue, 08 Sep 2026 - 1h 11min - 244 - “She Snuck Me Into a Domestic Violence Safe House” | EP208
Luke was dating a woman who snuck him into a domestic violence refuge — and all hell broke loose when they were caught.
Pete wonders whether Chinese and Korean people can tell each other apart, leading to the incredible story of families separated by the Korean War finally being reunited decades later.
And Luke tells the story of a man who spent 24 years searching for his kidnapped son.
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0:00 intro + “Don’t hate us because you don’t agree”
15:15 anti violence protester arrested for having in gun he found
17:23 watching people secretly from your window
20:58 locking eye
22:58 “ive been knocked out with a hammer”
26:31 how dirty would a woman have to be to put you off?
44:47 how Asians look a like + and reuniting with lost family after war
54:33 Japan lets you “disappear”
1:00:25 “ A woman snuck me into a domestic violence refuge”
1:05:53 “people I’ve know as a kid shot dead”
1:09:25 Pete get philosophical about parenting
1:25:28 woman found adopted sister but mum getting in the way
Tue, 01 Sep 2026 - 1h 38min - 243 - “I Made Over £100,000 From Drugs… Then Lost It All” | EP207 Luke & Pete
A homeless man gets £100,000 and loses it all in six months — and Luke is horrified to realise he understands exactly how it happened. Luke and Pete invent a completely new way of communicating live on air, while Pete watches one survival show and decides he could now survive in the wild.
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0:00 is Pete still in the closet?7:45 beings a craftsmen 13:02 homeless man given £100,000 broke again in 6 months 22:54 Luke & Pete invent their own communication 33:33 “I don’t spend my money”35:48 Pete thinks he could survive in the wild because of a tv show he watched 51:49 “could you kill a rabbit?”56:18 knocking one out on a family car journey as kid dad caught me
Tue, 25 Aug 2026 - 1h 17min - 242 - “I Got Into a Fight With a Woman… Then the Police Arrived.” | EP206
Luke’s up early on a Monday morning when a horn beeps outside his house. He goes out to see what’s happening… and all hell breaks loose.
Would you trust a doctor who was deaf and blind? And Pete reveals how he’d prank his friends one last time from beyond the grave — including the ominous message: “If I die, it wasn’t suicide.”
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0:00 intro4:19 The scuffle with the woman
13:18 black people knocking my door
19:58 back to the scuffle (voice note)
26:08 black woman wearing boxing boots
27:52 some jobs aren’t for women
33:22 teacher got punched
34:50 Social stigma from school
38:07 back to the scuffle
39:53 “women in uniform turn me on”
41:53 deaf and blind doctor
46:23 everybody is happy till it effects them (refugee)
56:19 Kinahan Cartel + “if I die I didn’t commit suicide, but I did!”
1:08:02 being so angry you kill in broad daylight
1:10:11 did Pete cause his brother baldness?
Tue, 18 Aug 2026 - 1h 16min - 241 - Family barrister tells us why text messages are so dangerous! | EP205 Luke & Pete
This week, we’re joined by social-media-famous barrister @familybarrister.
We talk swearing, his fantastic book The Book of Swearing, how judges work out who might be lying in court, and what can happen when a relationship breaks down and your private messages end up as evidence.
And most importantly: never, ever send this kind of text.
Find him on social media: @familybarrister
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0:00 friend got rich off of banksy art + drive to make it
7:35 introduce the guest
9:05 bad relationship with dad
11:26 are you legally allowed to hit your children?
19:59 should kids be the priority in a relationship?
21:57 being self motivated
26:06 books bout swearing
32:33 narcissist: what are the traits? + seeing it in others
48:31 “I want my partner to look after me” + Pete gets exposed
1:04:04 when it’s obvious you are incompatible
1:07:12 how can judge tell who’s lying?
1:15:05 how do you risky stuff with a partner if they can use that against you later?
Tue, 11 Aug 2026 - 1h 27min - 240 - What’s legal that should be illegal? | EP204 Luke & Pete
On this week episode Luke puts Pete because Pete think he above average intelligence and could challenge Elon musk. Honey or loyalty whatsoever most important, what should be illegal that is actually legal and Pete thinks most pornstars are lying about something.
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0:00 Luke give Pete a quiz
22:18 what you be upset if your wife done this?
32:51 you’re always falling in love with the person you sleep with
36:28 how long after you masturbate can you answer your phone?
41:48 would you kill for 10 million
49:06 honesty or loyalty?
50:21 what’s legal that shouldn’t be?
56:29 I’m seeing a man that has a girlfriend
Tue, 04 Aug 2026 - 1h 10min - 239 - “The meanest comments we’ve ever heard!” | EP203 Luke & Pete
This week Luke and Pete look at a video with the meanest comments and Pete tells Luke about gameshow called the ultimatum and he is pissed off about it. And Luke contemplates how he’s chosen his partners in the past.
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0:00 intro
4:32 gameshow about not getting married ( the ultimatum)
7:24 Indian and African Hollywood names
9:57 back to the ultimatum
37:17 is beauty overrated?
42:13 think back over the past of people I’ve met briefly
45:35 why are people so mean in comments
58:37 using childhood nicknames as men
Tue, 28 Jul 2026 - 1h 17min - 238 - “He Goes Soft Every Time” (But Denies It) | EP202 Luke & Pete
This week, the boys tackle two dilemmas that spark plenty of debate. One woman is convinced her partner has a bedroom problem he refuses to admit exists, while another has lost all respect for her dad after he started dating someone her age.
There’s also a nostalgic trip back to the glory days of Channel U, which leads to some brilliant stories, questionable memories, and plenty of laughs along the way.
As always, expect strong opinions, bad advice, and a few jokes that probably shouldn’t have made it into the final edit.
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0:00 critical feedback + Patreon6:25 dilemma: my partner is obsessed with fame
14:59 “we have to be ourselves” + hairy bum holes
27:33 back to dilemma
37:11 channel U
44:27 I’m scared of fame
52:34 dilemma “he goes soft in the bedroom and won’t admit it
Dilemma: My dad is dating someone my age and I’ve lost respect for him
Tue, 21 Jul 2026 - 1h 22min - 237 - Sisters in the City meet Sh*tsters in the city | EP201 Luke and Pete
The boys were joined by the wonderful Sisters in the City Podcast
Warning: this episode contains dangerously high levels of energy.
Things quickly get chaotic as they dive into modern dating dynamics, sextapes, relationship expectations, and the question everyone pretends isn’t important… money.
With strong opinions flying in every direction, the sisters more than held their own and gave the boys a real run for their money. Expect plenty of laughs, honest conversations, and a few moments that might have you questioning your own views on relationships.
Buckle up — this one’s loud, lively, and a lot of fun.
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0:00 they diss our studio
3:06 what’s been happen? (A little over sharing)
4:17 “how have you not been cancled yet?”
8:03 tell them about the live show
12:47 dating situations + dating dynamics
29:24 sextapes
33:07 having kids is hard
35:53 love island (tv show)
38:49 ever regretted having sex with someone?
39:58 getting work done (surgery)
41:04 Pete’s favourite subject
41:41 Anna’s background and time on the show
46:12 do you believe in god?
53:53 “I know a guy who died” (Pete’s story)
1:05:52 “what do you guy usually talk about?”
1:08:21 what would you rather?
1:14:32 should we be more safe for the money?
1:17:40 who should be paying?
1:27:34 funny or fit?
1:30:20 can you forgive an emotional affair?
1:38:42 do you believe in monogamy?
1:45:58 “you’re too dangerous to do a live show with”
Tue, 14 Jul 2026 - 1h 58min - 236 - Are we born Racist? | EP200 Luke & Pete
On his weeks episode Luke tells the story of when his dog was stolen and Pete is thinking of buying some fish for pets. Luke read a book about how racism my be ingrained in us and Pete thinks its ok for the police to be aggressive which then calls for them to act it out.
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0:00 I have a problem with giving sympathy25:05 someone stole my dog + don’t trust rescue dogs
30:10 I’m not an animal person but I like fish
40:09 are we born racist? + aggressive police are right
53:26 I hate my best friend husband’s
1:04:22 I’ve been promoted but now I het away with do no work should I stay ?
1:16:10 guy with brain tumour has really weird side effects
Tue, 07 Jul 2026 - 1h 33min - 235 - Who would you bring to Mars? | EP199 Luke & Pete
On this weeks episode the boys talk if they were the leaders of the mars expedition who they would bring (Pete is very transparent about his reason) the fact they are both unforgiving and randomly AirPods air wax.
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0:00 intro
3:32 Racism “don’t get uppity”
15:47 “I don’t forgive those who offend me”
19:42 AirPod air wax
24:48 “the president of the uk”
27:32 only smart people should vote
34:49 being a ruler of a new planet
Tue, 30 Jun 2026 - 56min - 234 - "We Wrote Erotic Novels. You Be the Judge." | EP198 Luke & Pete
Luke has been doing some research into women’s erotic novels, so the boys have written their own and read them Live on the pod! They also hear the worst story ever sent into the pod and a dilemma from a woman who sent in photos because she feels her boyfriend is better looking than her, Luke and Pete give their honest opinion.
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0:00 send in your questions dilemmas and confessions
5:15 A true shirt that is my worst nightmare
15:16 white men have a weird “joke” culture + specials needs kid
25:44 women’s erotic novels vs Luke & Pete’s erotic novels
50:55 dilemma: I think my boyfriend is better looking than me, am I punching?
Tue, 23 Jun 2026 - 1h 08min - 233 - “My Girlfriend Lied About Being a Virgin. Should I Leave?” | EP197 Luke & Pete
On this week’s episode, the boys discuss how culture and upbringing can shape relationships, why getting rich too quickly can sometimes be a curse rather than a blessing, and tackle the dilemma of the girlfriend who lied about being a virgin.
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0:00 intro & Pete taking shots at “someone”
8:39 dad tells daughter to dump boyfriend because…
12:57 woman takes a poo in the middle of the street
27:26 very difficult to change culture + working in an office
37:04 too much money too fast will ruin your life
41:22 how do famous people date?
53:24 dilemma: my girlfriend said she was a virgin she lied about I leave?
Tue, 16 Jun 2026 - 1h 10min - 232 - “I Love Him, But We Never Have Sex” | EP196 Luke & Pete
This week, the boys dive into some classic Sheetster dilemmas. One listener wants to know how to become so confident that you genuinely stop caring what people think of you. Another is facing a much tougher problem: her partner hasn’t wanted sex for three years, and she doesn’t know what to do next. As always, Luke and Pete offer their thoughts, questionable wisdom, and a few laughs along the way.
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0:00 intro + when your breath smells like Sh!t3:24 are you happy with your life?
11:19 are we too Offensive to grow? + faking mental health
15:27 Question: how do I become confident like you two and not give a f*ck?
53:35 Question: sexless relationship what do I do?
Tue, 09 Jun 2026 - 1h 14min - 231 - “Is it wrong to sleep with my Step-Sister?” | EP195 Luke & Pete
On this weeks episode the boys talk disabled people getting priority over women with buggies on the bus. A confrontational tv host and is it wrong to sleep with your Step-Sister?
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0:00 embarrassing things you can’t forget
16:43 “signs I’m getting old”
21:01 so hot the cameras shut off
22:25 confrontational tv host
27:43 people from American South
31:31 being obsessed with women(Ted Turner)
38:10 disabled people take highest priority on public transport
50:14 has Luke rubbed off on Pete?
51:20 “my grandad cheated”
52:45 “why won’t you get married” + going to church
1:00:03 are look and Pete “special needs”?
1:07:19 “found a card from my dead grandad”
1:19:40 dilemma: my brother is sleeping with our step-sister
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Tue, 02 Jun 2026 - 1h 32min - 230 - Virgin Island Experts get the Luke & Pete treatment | EP194
This week, the boys are joined by the hosts of the hit TV show Virgin Island. Nothing is off limits as they answer the lads’ most revealing questions about sex, relationships and attraction. Some of the answers are eye-opening. Others leave Luke wishing he’d never asked.
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Quiz: www.somatica.com/quiz
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0:00 Introducing our guests
2:05 what is Somatica? (Their teachings)
6:28 Pete exposes Luke
8:18 if you’re in a relationships don’t still flirt with other men?
10:32 Are Luke & Pete flirting?
12:47 question: I don’t like dignity or equality in the bedroom is this normal?
17:58 it’s ok to giggle in the bedroom
19:07 spontaneity in the bedroom
22:04 someone people are easier to please than others
24:58 question: I want to be told what to do but it feels less masculine?
26:13 cuckolding
29:43 how old was you when you started playing with yourself?
32:25 fetish, trauma and Luke gets vulnerable
39:10 was Pete P*nis shamed when he was younger?
44:48 question: why are emotional unavailable people more attractive?
49:08 advice for people with kids
51:06 novelty, am i destined to cheat?
57:08 are women are more valuable than men in the sexual market?
59:33 “how i show my love”
1:04:05 Luke exposes Pete
1:05:09 the most honest podcast on the internet
1:07:35 CNC and trust (male perspective)
1:10:52 question: when is having a type wrong?
1:16:13 Trust seeker in the bedroom
1:17:11 how much of sex is to do with ego?
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Tue, 26 May 2026 - 1h 26min - 229 - Insults, Betrayal & Micheal Jackson sleepovers | EP193 Luke & Pete
Luke and Pete have a dispute and they realise it stems from something much deeper and they discuss what they would of done if they had a sleepover at Micheal Jacksons house.
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0:00 would you be upset if your friend done this?
18:11 gecko feeds trapped friend for 10 years
26:29 “I hate relying on people”
35:43 sensitive to betrayal
40:15 always thinking people have an ulterior motive
43:30 insults, praise and low
Self esteem
50:22 how pete would of tested if Micheal
Jackson was a P*do FFS🤣
57:28 would you rather…: a really hard question that reveals a lot
Tue, 19 May 2026 - 1h 15min - 228 - I wish my boss was as dirty as this! | EP192 Luke & Pete
Female boss at JP Morgan “allegedly” forces male subordinate to cheat on his wife and Luke and Pete like no one else, give their HONEST opinions. Nobody is saying they are right but at least they are real. Plus Luke describes to Pete how much he has changed since all the female attention he’s getting because of the pod.
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0:00 Intro & tour stories
10:30 Power corrupts (female attention)
22:03 JP Morgan female boss accusations
42:21 weirdest 3 sum I’ve ever heard of
46:26 only good as a side chick
48:41 Bondage P*rn
53:42 Dilemma: I use to smoke crack, how honest should I be on first dates?
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Tue, 12 May 2026 - 1h 21min - 227 - Russell Brand vs Carol Voderman: why do they like them young | EP191
On this weeks episode the boys talk compare Russell Brand and Carol Voderman who both seem to like their partners young. They also ask is better to have an easy life or a hard life early on and someone has sent in an Ai story about the boys with a romantic twist.
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0:00 hard life vs easy life
13:21 single mothers
17:20 Are other countries better than England?
20:23 what’s more important, competence or who you know?
22:56 “I got rejected from McDonald’s and Sainsbury’s”
28:49 Pete’s driving test
30:05 people we know who are probably dead ( old man I let into my house)
33:29 people who are bitter because of a hard life
35:44 people who get a lighter prison sentence than expected, why are they happy?
43:13 Russell Brand
52:48 age of attraction
56:21 age of the women in the p*rn you’re watching?
58:57 carol vordeman
1:04:16 15 year old girl pretending to be 18 dating men. Who’s at fault?
1:11:39 someone made a funny ai “romantic story about me and Pete
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Tue, 05 May 2026 - 1h 18min - 226 - Love triangle turns deadly for Influencer | EP190 Luke & Pete
This week the boys cover the sad story of the influencer who was ran over and killed and they ask the question should the man who the fight was over be held responsible?
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0:00 intro & tour shenanigans
15:19 Pete’s been robbed
32:45 influencer kills influencer
37:47 if a woman knocked you out on camera
44:36 should the man they were fighting over be held responsible?
53:04 the aftermath ones the emissions wear off
58:16 “ I had to beat an emotional man once”
1:05:56 woman on the run for 6 years caught in 24hrs after reward announced
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Tue, 28 Apr 2026 - 1h 15min - 225 - Would you rather be a Slave or Slave Master? | EP189 Luke & Pete
On this episode Luke asks Pete would you rather be a slave or slave master and Pete answer how only Pete can. They talk about Luke preferring older women and Petes adventure out to the boxing at the 02 arena where he bumps in to an old face, literally.
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0:00 intro & laser tag as a grown man
9.14 when dogs dominate other dogs
10:32 Is boxing just glorified violence?
18:43 Pete bumps into Someone from his past at the boxing
24:52 I prefer an older woman who’s looked after herself
32:01 would you rather be a slave or salve master?
38:31 what’s your pirate name?
44:53 when your partner doesn’t find you attractive
53:18 Lukes habit tracker problem
57:47 I would rather have money given to me than work
1:04:15 Ponzi scheme (happy days)
1:12:38 fighting for a living
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Tue, 21 Apr 2026 - 1h 20min - 224 - Amputee Accused of Murder… How? | EP188 Luke & Pete
On this weeks episode the boys try to workout how a quadruple amputee has managed to shoot a passenger in his car then go on the run. They tell some inappropriate tour stories. And they have a dilemma from a woman who says” I intimidate men”.
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0:00 intro
1:47 Inappropriate Tour stories
6:11 being able to fart in front of people shows power
18:02 quadruple amputee accused of murder
22:43 Luke and Pete come form very different backgrounds
26:17 “I’m scared cowardice will rub off on me”
29:40 Tour driving
31:41 going to jail as an amputee
34:14 being angry and having access to a gun
39:15 tracking a lost phone using iPhone
44:10 getting trampled at a concert
47:12 no prison under a year
47:38 guess who’s back?
48:18 have we tracked the thief of the phone?
50:56 black sex worker in Japan
58:21 does attention become meaningless?
1:06:39 damaged women need validation and Pete
1:11:40 dilemma: men find me intimating
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Tue, 14 Apr 2026 - 1h 35min - 223 - My Debts are ruining my new relationship | EP187 Luke & Pete
On this weeks episode they boys have a surprise guest who just shows up half way though filming. Petes new son has arrived. Why Luke has never used dating apps and a dilemma where a woman has so much debt its ruing a new relationship she just started.
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0:00 charlotte has given birth
10:04 I don’t like the word daddy
14:50 Tour stories: Pete offended a woman at our live show
22:04 “Dealing with sibling rivalry now you have two”
27:50 Do doctors have a conflict of interest?
39:59 funny story about Face ID to unlock phone
45:16 “why I won’t use dating apps”
47:52 “I don’t like the word evil”
Dilemma: My Debts are ruining my new relationship
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Tue, 07 Apr 2026 - 1h 12min - 222 - Sex Before a Fight? Derek Chisora Tells the Truth | EP186 Luke & Pete
On this weeks episode the boys sit down with the heavy weight boxing legend Derek Chisora and have a chat about violence, ego and the things men don’t say out loud. Would you fight your friend for money? Does sex affect performance? And what do you regret not doing because of fear? A brutally honest look at the mindset behind stepping into a ring to fight another man.
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0:00 boxing chat: how much do you pay sparing partners? Pete is considering it
5:33 Could you fight a friend in the ring and hurt them for money?
6:11 has your expenses gone up the more successful you’ve become? + black people focus on style to much
9:15 **sound quality improves**
10:13 “black people haven’t done anything for our people in the last 50 years”
£200 million in the bank what’s the first thing you’d do?
15:51 having guidance is very important for success
17:11 “I don’t eat pum pum”
21:12 do you abstain from sex during for a fight? + Pete’s missing ejaculation
24:21 difference between ladies and women
26:14 “I drive a smart car”
28:08 what do you do for fun?
30:02 how does a man eat ass?
33:50 how long have you been married?
35:39 real men don’t exist anymore + Cheating
38:38 Being around Anthony Joshua
42:00 fighting friends
42:41 who wins Joshua vs Fury?
43:25 boxing is just business like tennis
44:40 is boxing a corrupt sport?
46:27 what’s up with turki al sheikh holding boxers hands?
50:26 can you be friendly with an opponent before you fight?
53:37 “if it kicked off with me and you I would try and shoot you”
56:24 most important rule in boxing if you want to survive
55:54 “I’m loved by everybody” + what makes people hated
57:46 what ways are you peculiar around money?
59:02 what job would you do if you weren’t boxing?
1:00:45 most useful career advice?
1:02:34 how do you sabotage your own possibilities of success?
1:04:02 you can never leave boxing
1:05:19 would you fight Jake Paul?
1:06:24 is there anything you regret not doing due to fear?
1:10:14 what would your ideal p*rn be like?
1:14:49 society is getting ruined by clickbait
1:17:16 Would you go to an ex’s funeral?
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Tue, 31 Mar 2026 - 1h 21min - 221 - The World’s Smallest Woman… And Her 6ft Husband | EP185 Luke & Pete
On this weeks episode the boys discuss the worlds smallest woman dating a normal sized man. They dig into the manoshpere doc and they answer a dilemma that exposes both of them intimately.
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0:00 live shows Vs TikTok live
5:07 who’s the woman in the relationship?
13:58 Manosphere documentary
32:43 worlds smallest woman dating full size man
46:38 half siblings
51:38 Jeff bezos married a woman with kids
53:47 Pete gets confused again!!
59:06 funny sayings
1:02:37 Dilemma: Am I weird that I think about my boyfriend’s ex to climax?
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Tue, 24 Mar 2026 - 1h 33min - 220 - He Lied to Get Her Into Bed… Should That Be Illegal? | 184 Luke & Pete
On this weeks episode the boys talk sex by deception. a man started a family with a woman and he already had a family should he go to prison for lying? Elton John had a pointless operation according to Luke. And has someone tracked down Charlotte? This and much more.
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0:00 the live show is near + why has Elton John done this?
7:02 walking on eggshells at your job
10:45 why do people who’ve been hurt want to hurt others?
14:58 is celebrity talent passed on to their kids? + kids personality is determined by…
20:40 should lying in relationships be punishable by law? + good looking people don’t have personality?
31:52 can you date normal people if you are really successful?
34:59 Has Charlotte been found by a sheetster?
38:13 has my son got a speech impediment? + family time vs working
46:48 bad jobs + bad experiences teach so much
53:32 weird socks
Dilemma: my stuck up cousin has joined only fans, should I let her know I know?
1:02:15 is there a difference between gay and bi?
Full video episode: On Youtube & Spotify
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Tue, 17 Mar 2026 - 1h 15min - 219 - Kelly Osbourne, Weight Loss & The ‘Love Your Body’ LIE!!! | EP183
On this week episode the boys talk weight loss and judging women different to men. Would you let your son wear nail varnish? And they have a dilemma from a woman who has a boyfriend but thinks she’s a lesbian.
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0:00 posh people speaking slang
7:58 getting angry at people for not understanding me
10:25 “my daughter went for a sleepover” (Pete’s weird response) + feeling like a pervert
25:21 letting your son wear nail varnish
34:11 “I’m like Jesus” + “I’m questioning my belief in god”
37:16 Kelly Osbourne + what keeps you attractive as you age?
42:31 “I don’t think Denzel Washington is that great of an actor”
47:37 white women rapping
50:46 street performer knocks over kid during stunt
54:19 high functioning autism? so what’s low functioning?
57:12 “my sons have very different ideologies”
1:01:25 dilemma: “I have a boyfriend but think I’m a lesbian”
1:30:55 “best carpenter we have ever worked with”
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Tue, 10 Mar 2026 - 1h 36min - 218 - BAFTA’s Tourette’s controversy, who’s to blame? | EP182
On this weeks episode the boys talk the racist Tourette’s incident at the BAFTA’s and who’s to blame? A woman Luke interacted with online he found out was recently sent to prison. And do you feel obligated to return a favour if one is done for you?
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0:00 Letter of complaint, again👀
6:22 one our dear Sheetsters are in trouble
15:19 Is it a medical problem or just age?
18:32 health is the most important thing
23:31 feeling obligated after a favour
29:38 “woman who I don’t like got sent to prison”
36:53 “she looks bad but I could sleep with out of novelty”
39:07 “why I couldn’t get with a trans woman”
40:54 BAFTA’s racist incident
58:25 do black people care more about gayness then murder?
1:08:07 smuggling drugs
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Tue, 03 Mar 2026 - 1h 16min - 217 - Why Are Rich People So Weird? (And When Do You Talk Money While Dating?) | EP181
On this week’s episode, the boys ask why rich people are so weird — and what would’ve happened if they’d ever been invited to the island. Plus, when dating gets serious, when should you actually start talking about money?
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0:00 Pete would be a terrible boss7:04 Epstein and Elon
13:10 people who most get offended don’t seem to come from any struggle
17:50 Epstein emails
24:36 If you went to the “island” innocently?
29:30 wanting to be knighted by the royal family
34:11 “ how much money would it take to change us”?
37:32 turning down an MBE
44:18 biggest tragedy in America
52:51 we are like animals
59:24 question: when should people saying discuss their financial situation?
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Tue, 24 Feb 2026 - 1h 18min - 216 - Girls Overheard on Talking Sheet (Special Guest Episode) | EP180
On this week’s episode, the boys are joined by the Glasgow-based Girls Overheard podcast. Together they dive into dating, love, cheating, and why women might fall in love faster than men. And of course… it gets crazy and filthy, because Luke and Pete are involved.
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0:00 introducing the girls
5:35 How we met + “are you dating each others brothers?”
9:06 “condoms are an ick”
15:33 what girls overheard podcast is about
19:08 what Luke gets sent on WhatsApp
22:34 is it different when a woman cheats?
26:13 women fall in love easier then men
34:37 The prank that made her cry
36:55 last time Luke and Pete got really upset with each other
43:49 piercings
48:04 Pete gets confused and comes across as a perv😂😂😂😂
49:10 “my partner won’t tell her family she’s dating a brown man”
57:40 how measure penis length
59:10 “my partner won’t take of his condom when we have sex”
1:04:24 weird bedroom stuff
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Tue, 17 Feb 2026 - 1h 12min - 215 - “We Got Rejected by a 73 Year Old Adult entertainer” | 179 Luke & Pete
On this week episode the boys contact Carolyn a 73 year old escort who look saw on another podcast and asked her to come on the show her response offended them both and they say why. This and so much more trouble on this episode.
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0:00 How we would behave if we had house robots13:29 “I was tricked while watching P*rn”
16:06 3 years in jail or 10 years probation?
30:35 “we contacted a 73 year old escort to come on the show and her reply killed us”
43:22 Eating from strangers and getting pranked
47:20 Weird voluntary sperm donor
53:00 Alexander the Great was gay
54:46 Dilemma: Is it wrong to swear?
1:02:55 Is it wrong to have favourite?
🎧 Podcast
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0:00 How we would behave if we had house robots
13:29 “I was tricked while watching P*rn”
16:06 3 years in jail or 10 years probation?
30:35 “we contacted a 73 year old escort to come on the show and her reply killed us”
43:22 Eating from strangers and getting pranked
47:20 Weird voluntary sperm donor
53:00 Alexander the Great was gay
54:46 Dilemma: Is it wrong to swear?
1:02:55 Is it wrong to have favourite?
Full video episode: On Youtube & Spotify
🎧 Podcast
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Tue, 10 Feb 2026 - 1h 31min - 214 - Would You Give Up Your PENIS to Stop World War 3? |EP178 Luke & Pete
This week, the boys tackle the big questions: would you sacrifice your penis for world peace? Pete gets recognised in public at the worst possible time, and the conversation somehow ends up asking whether a micropenis is worse than losing your legs.
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0:00 its chaotic in here
2:53 “It feel weird when people want to take a picture with me”
6:13 “The worst time to recognise me”(homeless man)
21:50 there is no reality + women getting ahead of themselves
26:07 dwarfs can fight
27:58 when your friends becomes your manager
29:01 Pete has finally sh!t himself
31:02 sex on tour
34:17 man went from highest paid tv job to working on a bus
38:14 being on job seekers allowance
43:16 working in Tk max as a kid
48:41 “”felt bad for the homeless man that’s is not homeless”
50:39 “would give up your penis to stop world war 3?”
1:07:08 guy with micro won’t come on the podcast
1:13:26 prefer a micro penis or lose your legs?
1:17:10 Dilemma about stealing food
Full video episode: On Youtube & Spotify
🎧 Podcast
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Tue, 03 Feb 2026 - 1h 29min - 213 - Mum vs Wife: The Impossible Choice Every Man Faces | EP177 Luke & Pete
The Brooklyn Beckham situation exposes the problem every man has to face:
mum or wife — who’s number one?
Pete goes in hard on the Beckhams, while Luke admits he’s changing how he sees women as he gets older… and Pete absolutely refuses to let that happen 😂
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0:00 Tour details
4:29 Number 1 trait to look for in a woman
10:18 Attraction vs trust
16:54 Not finishing antibiotics can kill you
22:32 Sending messages to wrong person
26:57 My phone try’s to connect to the when I’m watching p0rn
30:42 Mum vs wife who do you choose? (The beckhams)
1:11:29 If a woman earns more than her husband more likely to divorce
1:15:47 Prank too far dilemma
1:32:23 Chat GTP is snitching
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Tue, 27 Jan 2026 - 1h 45min - 212 - “Why Do White Women Love LUBE So Much?” | EP176 Luke & Pete
This week the boys talk about noticing a pattern that white women are really into LUBE and they tell each other their experiences. They also have a question from a Sheetster about when is it appropriate to just let a friendship they’ve outgrown die? That and plenty more chaos, honesty, and accidental oversharing in this week’s episode.
0:00 please don’t join if you if you can’t take a joke
3:08 Will my son want to like me one day? + charlotte is like Pete’s mum
26:10 “white women love lube” + selfish lover
37:52 Adam 22 let another man sleep with his wife now gonna fight him in the ring for money
46:26 how do you let a friendship die?
1:12:59 family members who want money
1:20:55 Fake scratch card prank too much
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Tue, 20 Jan 2026 - 1h 32min - 211 - The secret to a long, happy marriage (it’s not what you think) | EP175 Luke & Pete
What’s the real trait you need for a long, happy marriage?
(It’s not what you think, and it’s going to annoy a lot of people.)Elsewhere, Pete is furious with the cast of Stranger Things, claiming that if he’d been given the chance, he’d have absolutely smashed it and carried the show on his back. Netflix, call him.
And finally, we meet a man whose entire Christmas was destroyed… by a Deliveroo driver.
Marriage truths, Hollywood delusion, and festive devastation — all in one episode.
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0:00 Pete jealous of stranger things stars + and having envy
9:53 letting strangers into your life
11:38 best trait to have a happy marriage
19:54 Life after fame
24:25 Pete didn’t know Jordan’s where from Micheal Jordan
26:44 child stars + not working
35:56 36 year old woman sleeps with two boys
43:31 Shout out to one of our sick Sheetsters
46:48 “are we narcissists?”
51:52 “I hold grudges”
57:25 I can’t make new friends
1:05:35 no empathy + loved ones dying
1:12:06 Dilemma about delivery driver
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Tue, 13 Jan 2026 - 1h 48min - 210 - “I Hate When Women Do This in the Bedroom” | EP174 Luke & Pete
On this week’s episode, the boys have a very good time breaking down what actually makes bad sex… bad. The conversation spirals into a list of emotional words that don’t exist in English, which unexpectedly unlocks a bunch of stories you rarely hear out loud. And Pete shares a hilarious tale about his dad ignoring instructions and somehow turning it into a very avoidable (and very funny) accident.
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0:00 Luke & Pete bind over someone they HATE!
3:36 Bad moods & Panic attacks
7:29 What my brother Found in My House After Being Away Too Long
9:36 stress as an excuse for being fat
11:08 When Embarrassment Is a Management Style
16:07 Pete couldn’t be a CEO
17:09 Divorce Saved Him Millions
18:19 Pete hates management he know all their tricks
23:02 My kids make me feel so vulnerable I have anxiety
27:03 dealing with death
29:44 Pete’s dad funny Christmas story
35:59 Emotions English Has No Word For
40:46 Am I a cuck?
43:26 man does adult videos with his own brother
45:21 fake taxi
47:15 back to the words
52:42 stories of Pete being a dad
58:30 more words
1:00:00 Pete is a very jealous person
1:02:57 making horrible jokes isn’t funny
1:13:19 more words
1:17:17 bad sex
1:23:17 The filth!!!!!
1:24:49 more words
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Tue, 06 Jan 2026 - 1h 34min - 209 - Accidental Racism, Cheating & Naked wrestling | EP173
This week we ask the big questions: why would a man cheat after 30 years of loyalty? If someone says something racist by accident, should it be held against them? Pete also finds himself defending naked wrestling. Plus, we tackle a listener dilemma about escaping a life of crime with no money saved — do you risk one last push to get ahead, or settle for a low-paid job that could become a lifelong trap?
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0:00 we’ve had some complaints
3:54 Cutting out screens, sugar and sex for the new year
7:54 Pete doesn’t think he need to change anything
10:46 Ai ruining our creativity + stealing ideas
23:01 octopus have nine brains and can taste with their arms
24:23 taking advantage of aliens + why would he cheat after 30 years of being faithful?
29:06 life must look different from the top
31:20 Pete is proud he learnt something new
34:07 when someone says something racist by accident
36:34 crab mentality + bringing poor and famous
54:29 Pete justifies his naked wrestling
57:37 man leaves girlfriend because of how many men she’s been with
1:04:28 people who have no empathy + borrowing money and not paying it back
1:10:39 Question: I’m trying to leave a life of crime but haven’t saved any money, what should I do?
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Tue, 30 Dec 2025 - 1h 40min - 208 - Christmas (audio only )Special 2025 | EP172 Luke & Pete (audio)
(audio Version)
On this weeks episode Pete gets in the Christmas spirit and has a drink and the boys answer some intimate questions from one of the Sheetsters. And they play a game the only way they can play it, with complete chaos.
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0:00 Tour news
3:22 Was I verbally abused in front of my daughter?
6:01 Pete upset French won’t speak English to him in France
9:00 Stealing from supermarkets(only joking)
16:22 the stinkiest fish ever
19:20 intimate personal questions from the sheetsters x4
51:33 Pakistani baby
56:25 Christmas Crakers
1:02:13 Game time
1:35:02 Dilemma: seeing a woman for 3 weeks should we do Christmas presents?
Tue, 23 Dec 2025 - 1h 49min - 207 - Christmas Special 2025 | EP172 Luke & Pete
On this weeks episode Pete gets in the Christmas spirit and has a drink and the boys answer some intimate questions from one of the Sheetsters. And they play a game the only way they can play it, with complete chaos.
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0:00 Tour news
3:22 Was I verbally abused in front of my daughter?
6:01 Pete upset French won’t speak English to him in France
9:00 Stealing from supermarkets(only joking)
16:22 the stinkiest fish ever
19:20 intimate personal questions from the sheetsters x4
51:33 Pakistani baby
56:25 Christmas Crakers
1:02:13 Game time
1:35:02 Dilemma: seeing a woman for 3 weeks should we do Christmas presents?
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Tue, 23 Dec 2025 - 1h 49min - 206 - Is My Neighbour Racist… Or Am I Just Overreacting? | EP171
On this week’s episode, the boys tackle a dilemma from a couple dealing with a neighbour who gets up to some questionable behaviour. Alongside plenty more chaos, they also discuss the unbelievable story of a man who lived with his wife for 20 years without speaking to her.
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0:00 Tour news
3:17 Trouble in Patreon Land
4:51 My wife has deformed toes shout her out.
9:56 Man lived with wife and didn’t speak for 20 years
12:33 living with your dad and not talking
18:00 the courage to be disliked
28:34 our dreams are getting bigger
29:35 you will better off if you were once homeless
35:26 the adoption process is weird
41:43 when teaching your child a lesson goes horribly wrong
54:56 Having a partner makes me more vulnerable (home intruder act out)
1:07:35 “I know someone who shot their friend by accident”
1:09:04 how do I deal with my (maybe) racist neighbour?
1:14:06 Pete got too excited at the last Patreon show lol
1:16:53 back to racist dilemma
1:19:12 would you want to live with guns in England?
1:21:22 have you ever had to deal with racist neighbours?
1:29:25 Big thank you to those that came to the work in progress
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Tue, 16 Dec 2025 - 1h 41min - 205 - Testing Pete’s Jamaican Knowledge…”The Results Are Shocking 😂” | EP170 Luke & Pete
On this weeks episode Luke quizzes Pete to see if he knows the meaning of Jamaican words. An older woman dating a younger Jamaican man is suspicious, “Is he only dating me for a visa?” And a dilemma form a woman who feels trapped by her bitter disabled husband.
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0:00 Intro5:04 Life expectancy
10:12 Gay Wool clothing
12:12 Pete left me to get St*bbed
21:52 female athlete proposes to her male partner
28:20 Strong woman winner turns out to be a man
36:04 We love gay people (not in a gay way🤣)
39:20 How do people think so fast in sport?
47:20 Dilemma: Is my partner only saying with me for immigration reasons?
53:06 How much Jamaican (patois) does Pete know?
1:07:42 Dilemma: My partner was in a serious accident now he’s bitter and I feel trapped
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Tue, 09 Dec 2025 - 1h 49min - 204 - How to deal with REGRET (Our Terrible Advice)| EP169 Luke & Pete
On this weeks episode the boys talk about people who made some life changing decision very young and have had live with the consequences. They wonder how blind people become attracted to people and Pete relates to a man who is looked down on by his in-laws.
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Tue, 02 Dec 2025 - 1h 29min - 203 - Pretty vs Ugly: Why do Beautiful Women Get a Free Pass?” | EP168 Luke & Pete
On this week episode the boys talk why beauty helps people get away with things unattractive people cant. They also have stories of when they both have tried to impress women and it went wrong. And a dilemma of a woman who cheated but her husband forgave her but now he is really horrible, she asks “should I leave?”
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0:00 We are on Tour2:36 “Why I couldn’t go on I’m a Celebrity get me out of here”
16:57 Man finds goldmine on his land then government takes it
25:53 Condom that tells you if the woman has an std
35:59 Demi Moore weird dating history
42:23 My simp friend traveled around the world to meet a woman who wasn’t interested
45:43 When trying to impress a woman goes wrong
54:09 They use to say “plus size” was good, so why are they on Ozempic now?
1:00:53 Farting in public and hiding it
1:04:15 Attractive women get away with more than unattractive ones
1:08:35 Dilemma: I Cheated but he forgave me, but I don’t think he has.
1:20:03 Jobs where you have to keep a straight face
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Tue, 25 Nov 2025 - 1h 25min - 202 - “He was so LARGE I had to divorce him” | EP167 Luke & Pete
On this weeks episode the boys discuss a woman who divorced her husband because she couldn’t take how big he was downstairs. Pete isn’t comfortable with women rescuing him in high pressure situations and crimes of passions how would you react if you caught your partner in the act of betrayal?
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0:00 Come and see us LIVE!
3:55 Restaurant where they bring meat to the table
8:23 “He was so big I divorced him”
18:01 Would you prefer a man or woman in an Emergeny?
27:00 “I loved skilled women”
29:38 The boys test their flexibility
33:09 If a woman saved my life + Covering up a crime
38:29 What Pete would do to an home intruder (yeah right🙄)
44:36 Crime of passion + Even the score
49:58 Couldn’t free girlfriend from burning car so he got back in
1:03:11 Being ok with dying
1:09:25 “The comedy end game”
1:16:16 Question: How experimental are you boys in the bedroom?
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Tue, 18 Nov 2025 - 1h 28min - 201 - The filthiest STAR SIGNS (and why!) I EP166 Luke & Pete
On this week episode the boys talk how Petes racist friend got robbed by 4 African prostitutes. They both had interactions with hitchhikers but it turned out very differently. And Luke educates Pete on the dirtiest star signs of the zodiac lol.
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0:00 Tour Info
2:18 Out of the blue event lands friend in prison
6:21 Tv is so fake
8:32 I picked up a hitchhiker
18:41 Lady of the night in Mexico
21:28 Lady of the night infects 200 men
24:19 Getting robbed on holiday
27:56 Racist friend but only to the men
29:45 DNA proves he’s not the dad, now get over it!
39:42 Fan spots Luke in uncomfortable place
42:45 No difference between gangsters and politicians
50:34 Dilemma: sleeping with a flat earther but I know there is no future
57:01 horoscopes
1:02:28 back to flat earther
1:08:42 Dilemma: Am I being too picky? Bulbous fingernails are tuning me off
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Tue, 11 Nov 2025 - 1h 35min - 200 - Identity, power and who is the real you? | EP165
On this weeks episode the boys talk about their true selves who they are when nobodies watching. The time Pete stole from his friend and hid the ill gotten gains between his bum cheeks and Luke talks being upset if he died before he became a success also a dilemma of the old age can men and women JUST be friends.
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0:00 Luke and Pete Live Show2:18 Identity and power
4:54 who is the real you?
7:44 Dying before you make it?
11:38 why is some art worth so much more
14:17 Koreans suffered racism from Japan
15:52 Crap martial arts
23:24 Zoochosis
27:27 the people who survive best alone
35:47 feeling like an underdog
38:57 Pete steals from his classmate
42:31 Pete has a meltdown over Spotify
47:37 burnt toast theory
49:38 perfect neighbour documentary
55:44 you can’t trust anybody in this world
1:00:18 why I would never protest
1:04:23 dilemma: my boyfriend slept with his best friend
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Tue, 04 Nov 2025 - 1h 17min - 199 - UK TOUR: From the Living Room to the Road | EP164 Luke & Pete Live
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On this weeks episode the boys talk about a Mormon tradition called “jump humping” and Luke talks of a little kid that walked around with a G*n over his shoulder, Pete gets confused which causes them both to lose control with laughter. This along with tour details and other stories you don’t want to miss.
0:00 Uk tour ON SALE NOW!
7:21 Funny Misogyny comment
10:00 Pete gets songs mixed up
15:11 Jump Humping/ Soaking
22:05 Virtue signalling
26:02 Police documentary
30:41 Luke’s tale of the road days: kid who use to carry a G*n
34:58 Back to documentary
37:56 Pete got in trouble for mentioning menopause
41:00 Pete and his interesting facts
42:43 undercover police office gets target pregnant
44:44 bogey man is black in Germany
46:58 Pete gets into fight with woman while steering a boat
53:19 True story: stray cat with toothache went to a dentists house by himself
59:37 Man kills high school bully 50 years later
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Tue, 28 Oct 2025 - 1h 06min - 198 - Tim Westwood: Are all men with power dangerous? | Ep163 Luke & Pete Talking Sheet
On this weeks episode the boys find out that Tim Westwoods allegation go back to before they were born. Lenny Henry is asking for reparations and pete lets Luke know about Lenny’s past. And they talk about (CNC) consent to no consent and safe words in the bedroom this and much more.
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0:00 intro
2:31 Will smiths daughter and parenting
4:39 Pete snitches on Luke’s son
9:43 Lenny Henry wants 18 trillion
13:14 crocodile Dundee
14:54 Pete is same age as Homer Simpson
17:21 back to Lenny Henry
20:49 Dreams, Day dream and being a hero
28:15 Pete’s son is nothing like him
33:27 Tim Westwood charged
37:14 CNC (consent, not consent
39:23 can’t spell words
41:47 back to CNC
43:45 back to Tim Westwood
46:30 Luke mum tells him an interesting story involving a bomb
51:14 Instagram showing more violence
54:48 Have you ever hallucinated?
58:02 Selena Gomez didn’t invite kidney donor to wedding
1:08:03 Marrying your cousin
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Tue, 21 Oct 2025 - 1h 15min - 197 - Victoria Everest: “I made the fake allegation because I wanted to hurt him” | EP162 Luke & Pete
The boys react to the woman who was caught on video admitting she made fake sexual assault allegations and on a lighter note the teacher with Tourette’s and they boys play a game called Tilt N Shout with hilarious consequences.
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0:00 intro
6:43 How we handle racism
12:33 Teacher with Tourettes
20:10 Don’t get angry because i don’t understand things
21:14 How would your life change if you couldn’t lie?
24:27 If we couldn’t hide our thoughts
30:28 The public forget to quick
32:30 Ai has gone too far already
33:32 Victoria Everest caught making fake allegations
49:00 The death penalty (make prison worse)
55:23 Kids need a slap nowadays
1:04:11 Tilt N Shout game
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Tue, 14 Oct 2025 - 1h 22min - 196 - Are Cheating men more ATTRACTIVE than good guys? | EP161 Luke & Pete Talking Sheet
On this weeks episode the boys talk about Cardi B having terrible taste in men and why do women go for the bad boys. They also find out that Barbie has a down syndrome version, they read the reviews and finally they have a deep question about an elevator that stops at different floors with different outcomes on the world what will the boys choose?
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0:00 Intro and Crazy people
5:03 Luke stopped by the police again
10:53 Come to the LIVE SHOW
14:36 When you can’t choose a good man
20:40 Can’t dress like a tramp anymore
23:04 having patience with special need children
26:37 Am I developing Tourette’s?
28:20 Petes friends gets humiliated at a live show
34:15 Insecure men are the problem
38:46 Entitled women
43:43 Another disagreement with a Sheetster
44:40 Royal family & Donald Trump
45:54 Down syndrome Barbie
53:00 This elevator only stops at one floor, which one are you choosing?
1:28:05 support your boys
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Tue, 07 Oct 2025 - 1h 31min - 195 - Is the WORLD getting more RACIST? | EP160 Luke & Pete Talking Sheet
On this week episode they boys talk old school pop songs, if all women left the earth and the death of Charlie Kirk. Is the world getting more racist?
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0:00 The Luke & Pete Tour
2:29 Paying for a Meet & Greet picture
5:09 Old School Pop music
11:52 spice girls
19:12 racist symbols
26:13 irrational fears
30:07 weird words
35:10 would you accept this from your wife?
36:08 bitting your bottom lip means business
41:42 certain women are more promiscuous than others
45:00 Men trying it on
47:09 if all women left earth
50:02 Porn is teaching us
54:26 when your partner gets insecure
57:43 Charlie Kirk death
1:11:46 dilemma
1:32:15 74 for years in prison by mistake
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Tue, 30 Sep 2025 - 1h 38min - 194 - Special Guest: Charlene Douglas from Married at First Sight UK | EP159 Luke & Pete Talking Sheet
On this weeks episode the boys have the very first guest Charlene Douglas from Married at first sight UK who’s is a sex a relationship expert. The boys have many questions as you can imagine and they don’t hold back.
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Charlene Douglas is one of UK's Leading Intimacy and Relationships Experts and Motivational Speaker.
link to books - https://www.theintimacycoachuk.com/comecloser
link to services - https://calendly.com/theintimacycoach
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Twitter - www.twitter.com/intimacy_coach1
She currently features on E4's Married at First Sight UK and Channel 4's award winning series Jon and Lucy's Odd Couples.
Charlene’s warm and engaging communication style captures every member of her audience, as they hang off her every word. Charlene Douglas is a powerful and passionate speaker with a strong presence and a unique style both on our TV screens and in real life.
She is particularly passionate about speaking at corporate events to small or large audiences on a wide range of topics to include ‘Managing Diversity in the Workplace’, ‘How to Foster Healthy Relationships’, ‘Managing Stress and Anxiety’, ‘Navigating the Complexities of Relationships’, ‘Confidence-Building’, ‘Setting Boundaries in your Work and Relationships’, ‘Communicating with Impact’ and many more powerful topics.
Whether Charlene is speaking to audiences on TV/Radio or newspaper/magazine articles, when Charlene speaks people listen.
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0:00 Intro to our first ever guest
2:11 Pete’s mainstream dreams
2:51 Sexual dysfunction
6:52 Other ways to please a woman
8:44 How does black culture affect your sex life?
13:13 there is no script
17:28 “I think Pete plays with himself too much”
37:06 What is sex addiction?
41:48 Is it wrong to want more than one woman?
59:22 Premature ejaculation
1:04:18 Does size matter?
1:12:07 There is no normal
1:16:13 Other dysfunctions?
1:20:47 Gender roles and sex
1:23:52 “is there something wrong with me because…”
1:29:19 intimacy tasks for Luke and Pete
1:31:42 sexual language
1:38:01 The @nal section
1:43:52 How explore with new partner (sex quiz cards)
1:49:28 where can the viewers find Charlene?
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Tue, 23 Sep 2025 - 1h 55min - 193 - Are Luke & Pete misogynistic? | EP158 Luke & Pete Talking Sheet
Luke and Pete have been accused of hating women is this a fair comment? Well they have taken it to heart. And they discuss why will smith is so hated. And so much more.
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0:00 intro1:09 Pete is moving into a new house
1:58 Getting your back scratched
3:46 Black swan effect
8:21 living with chronic pain
10:36 Technology is so advance now
12:07 My son doing a poo
13:32 if we went back in time
14:56 faking life on social media
16:04 companies will poison us to make profit
18:51 big American jaws
22:11 Being accused of being misogynistic
31:04 police officer with bumbs
39:21 looking after old people
42:37 would you stay with her?
48:04 being scornful
53:29 Why is will smith so hated?
1:06:28 horrible comments
1:11:50 Rap battle
1:16:03 Pete’s parenting advice🙄
1:21:03 life changing decisions so you
1:24:44 “I’d be gay if I got life in prison”
1:28:48 Outro
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Tue, 16 Sep 2025 - 1h 32min - 192 - Ginger Jay RACIST breakdown | EP157 Luke & Pete Talking Sheet
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On this episode the boys talk about the outburst directed at black women by Ginger Jay and they also discuss the documentary unknown number about a woman who catfished her own daughter.
0:00 Ginger Jay controversy
1:00:46 unknown Number doc
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Tue, 09 Sep 2025 - 1h 29min - 191 - “Nelly Furtado is a BLACK WOMAN in 2025!?” | EP156 Luke & Pete Talking Sheet
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On this weeks episode Pete is convinced Nelly Furtado is black. A man wins the lottery a day after his wife divorces him. And Pete recalls the story of when his drum teacher tried it on with his mum.
0:00 Intro
2:33 Best women to get
5:39 Lessons learnt from pimps
6:47 Pete’s toxic traits
8:45 Model wounded being a hero
11:50 Raja Jackson (Rampage Jackson son)
12:59 Would you help if you were a model?
16:31 Men take advantage when there isn’t a man around
19:06 physical violence in a relationship
21:46 Man caught cheating
27:55 If black people gained power
29:02 Is Nelly fatardo black?
33:51 Transgender woman guilty of assault
39:37 Dating for money
43:53 Man wins lottery day after divorce
56:57 Garth Brooks conspiracy theory
59:04 Lucas and Pat
1:12:27 Pete’s drum teacher
1:16:44 Luke mum gets in trouble
1:18:31 Nigerian man try’s to scam Pete’s dad
1:23:20 When men take advantage of women
1:25:16 Organised religion is it a scam?
1:27:03 You don’t love money
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Tue, 02 Sep 2025 - 1h 35min - 190 - "The Strip Search Scam: How a Stranger Controlled McDonald's Employees by Phone" | EP155
On this weeks episode the boys talk biggest loser documentary on Netflix. Laughing in the worst circumstances and cruel pranks including one where a man pranked called McDonalds and what they did Luke cant believe.
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0:00 Just a friendly reminder
7:07 The biggest loser documentary
26:16 Cruel prank
28:59 If you got a large sum of money would it help your career?
32:14 Laughing in the worst circumstances
37:57 Siamese twins only one gay
42:29 Cat fished by coach to send nudes
44:41 Sad video about online safety
50:30 “The strip search prank”
58:08 The time Luke was abused
1:01:17 Details of “strip Search phone scam”
1:13:30 what to say if your black and get stopped by the police
1:20:36 Murder rate England
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Tue, 26 Aug 2025 - 1h 32min - 189 - Luke had a near death experience this week | EP154 Luke & Pete Talking Sheet
On this weeks episode the boys discuss Luke getting rushed into hospital and having to stay there for a few days with some stories about how a doctor violated him. Pete gets into a confrontation in a public toilet AGAIN! And they have a dilemma from a man whose girlfriend is his manager but she isn’t nice to him at work.
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0:00 “I was in hospital”
5:01 Pete Calls hid dad
6:10 Unhelpful guy A&E
8:12 “Doctors find me”
9:49 “They couldn’t find me a bed”
14:48 “I was traumatised”
18:09 When Charlotte was in hospital
20:47 “They put me on penicillin and I’m allergic”
22:19 Was this woman wrong for how she treated her mum?
26:58 Pete’s awkward toilet visit
36:31 “My boner in hospital”
41:24 When people say “ it use to be a lot of money”
48:29 Pete and Charlotte get horribly confused
50:33 when you marry into mainly as a man
52:11 Dilemma: my girlfriend is my boss but she’s more harder on me than the rest
57:24 When they want you to stop them
1:00:04 Pete would get Charlotte to do all the work
1:02:05 should you be able to shout at employees?
1:07:56 Luke goes on a drive course for bad behaviour
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Tue, 19 Aug 2025 - 1h 13min - 188 - “I caught my boyfriend’s Dad sniffing my…” | EP153 Luke & Pete Talking Sheet
On this week episode the boys get some voice notes with some cringe stories, including one where a woman catches her boyfriends dad sniffing… and they answer the question do they ever miss their ex’s?
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On this week episode the boys get some voice notes with some cringe stories, including one where a woman catches her boyfriends dad sniffing… and they answer the question do they ever miss their ex’s?0:00 Intro
2:46 Naked Photos of my mum
5:34 My Uncle had box of D*ldos
11:35 Man accused of assault after CPR
14:19 Stoping good people from helping
20:09 When gangs make you do things on camera
27:52 VOICE NOTE STORY Weird threesome
37:01 VOICE NOTE STORY2 Period sex
42:35 VOICE NOTE STORY 3 My boyfriends dad is a perv
47:51 When you see someone’s private photos
49:58 Could your in-laws put you off your partner?
51:25 My police office husband gave me the ick
59:43 Do men ever miss their ex?
1:03:45 Misconduct at your friends house
1:09:24 Reminiscing of ex partners
1:10:05 Never been in a date because of racism
1:14:07 we are all getting old
1:16:45 Students killed touched petes heart
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Tue, 12 Aug 2025 - 1h 23min - 187 - I’m white and I can’t connect with my black stepson | EP152 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet
On this weeks episode the boys discuss Pedro Pascal getting touchy feely, Michal Ward (Top Boy Actor) being charged with “R” the P*rn ban as Pete calls it and how to be a good step parent.
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0:00 Intro + “I don’t like my own c*m
13:01 Pedro Pascal getting touchy
28:24 Am I insecure?
29:33 Micheal Ward Top boy actor
39:09 P*rn websites be I.d
44:25 Science behind why we cheat
50:11 Back to magazines
52:44 Hulk Hogan passed away
57:34 Do I care what race my kids date?
1:02:58 “I’m white and my stepson doesn’t love me “
1:09:37 “My sons are crossing the line”
1:13:42 Back to the step dad problem
1:15:56 Petes rant about P*rn again lol
1:17:55 Back to the dilemma
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Tue, 05 Aug 2025 - 1h 28min - 186 - “I don’t think the CEO should be fired for cheating on his wife” | EP151 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet
On this weeks episode the boys go at it over the CEO who was caught having an affair at a concert. And they have a dilemma about a woman who was abandoned by her farther but he gets back in contact years later to ask for a kidney.
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0:00 intro
3:04 Cheating CEO
16:18 shouldn’t be fired for cheating
20:52 Ashley Walters Top boy
25:17 CEO made a statement
27:38 “My friend was cheated on”
31:42 I just want a good woman
39:35 When your girlfriend proposes
44:22 “I would do anything for 2 million a day”
48:06 “I don’t know how I feel about marriage”
58:02 Donating organs
1:02:07 Man knocks man out and S.A him
1:08:23 Driven to kill by the past
1:11:18 “I’ve been assaulted”
1:12:59 My dad abandon me but now he needs my kidney
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Tue, 29 Jul 2025 - 1h 35min - 185 - CONOR MCGREGOR CAUGHT CHEATING AGAIN | EP150 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet
On this weeks episode the boys discuss Conor Mcgregors alleged infidelity. They also get a voice not from a woman who wonders if she was groomed by her boyfriend and a dilemma from a woman who doesn't know how to dominate in the bedroom but would like to give it a try.
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0:00 Intro
2:26 A Fly flew into my boxers
4:24 I flooded my neighbours flat
7:04 He got given the flat for free from his boss
8:39 Self cleaning vagina
10:03 Yeast infection
12:30 “Sounds like you don’t like vaginas”
15:36 Conor mcgreggor cheating again
24:48 If you could would you have other women?
29:48 women’s problem with dating
36:02 Is my boyfriend a pedo?
43:03 You can’t always listen to your friends
52:36 Is my age gap too big?
54:53 I witnessed someone having a heart attack
56:41 How do I initiate dominance in the bedroom?
1:09:23 When sex isn’t a big deal
1:12:25 When a woman try’s to destroy your relationship
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Tue, 22 Jul 2025 - 1h 29min - 184 - Diddy get away with it? | EP149 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet
On this week episode the boys discuss the wrongs of Diddy and how they themselves could wind up in trouble if they got that powerful. They also discuss Brian Kohberger and Pete gets defensive. Then they have dilemma about well endowed Sri Lankan man.
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0:00 Shout out to our community with a special thanks
13:24 Diddy
15:21 Racist law
18:15 He didn’t start out like this
18:56 Could we become monsters?
21:40 Do I want my wife to be filthy?
24:53 Doing things you don’t like to keep him happy
26:28 We are not victim blaming
31:22 If I get scammed am I in the wrong for being stupid?
35:52 Powerful men can be vulnerable too
38:15 When your Ex is more dirty after you break-up
40:26 Explaining sex outside the bedroom sounds bad
41:59 Downgrading your lifestyle feels like a punishment
46:48 How does diddys life change now + O.J Simpson
48:53 Brian Kohberger + Should internet history be used as evidence?
1:07:01 Dilemma: Should I Ghost him?
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Tue, 15 Jul 2025 - 1h 35min - 183 - An Open Relationship with Racist Rules | EP148 Luke and Pete talking sheet
On this weeks episode the boys talk about a man who was in an open relationship but had one rule for his girlfriend that she of course broke. Choosing between success and your relationship and finding out your sister is your mum.
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0:00 Luke Vs Pete Patron trailer (Brakedance Challenge)
5:00 Intro + Have I grown up?
9:11 Another confrontation at the new studio
21:55 I’m trying to be the man I see in my head
28:45 How we’ve changed throughout our lives
30:21 Taking risks and getting a name
34:08 Am being too timid?
37:00 You’re a passenger seat driver
42:09 Outgrowing your friends
49:37 Pete’s Dad
53:06 Urine of a diabetic
53:45 Dilemma: My friend won’t grow up she is still wild
59:14 Scares me what people do for fun
1:04:01 Podcasting is replacing my need for women
1:10:18 Do you have a hobby?
1:14:30 A life of risk
1:16:57 I would be upset if she a man p*ss in her mouth
1:17:55 Sperm is expensive according to Pete
1:21:13 Youth hides a lot of mistakes
1:23:24 What Pete did on one nighters
1:34:43 Some people never change
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Tue, 08 Jul 2025 - 1h 30min - 182 - “Are we dating the same guy?” Facebook group | EP147 Luke & Pete Talking Sheet
On this weeks episode Luke reveals someone very close to him has been posted in the “Are we dating the same guy?” Facebook group and he hasn’t been a good boy to say the least. They discuss Bonnie blue’s only fans ban and a dilemma about long distance trust.
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0:00 Intro + Pete gets into beef on a train with racist8:45 Bonnie Blue banned from OF
12:13 Algorithms know more about you than you
16:56 Could you be a P*rnstar?
21:33 Bonnie Blue and disease (HIV)
22:40 Couldn’t date a woman who’s been with 1000 men
26:09 “The time I went to Soho as a kid” (Peepshow)
28:30 “Are we dating the same guy?” Facebook Group
46:05 Hobo-Sexual
52:56 Long distance relationship trust issues
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Tue, 01 Jul 2025 - 1h 12min - 181 - "He gave me a GOLDEN SHOWER! now my friends don't respect me" | EP146 Luke & Pete Talking Sheet
On this weeks episode they boys have got into another confrontation at the new studio and Pete shows his true colours. Luke and Pete discuss their futures and they are polar opposite and woman messages in about her friend who just won’t grow up.
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0:00 Luke Vs Pete Patron trailer (Brakedance Challenge)
5:00 Intro + Have I grown up?
9:11 Another confrontation at the new studio
21:55 I’m trying to be the man I see in my head
28:45 How we’ve changed throughout our lives
30:21 Taking risks and getting a name
34:08 Am being too timid?
37:00 You’re a passenger seat driver
42:09 Outgrowing your friends
49:37 Pete’s Dad
53:06 Urine of a diabetic
53:45 Dilemma: My friend won’t grow up she is still wild
59:14 Scares me what people do for fun
1:04:01 Podcasting is replacing my need for women
1:10:18 Do you have a hobby?
1:14:30 A life of risk
1:16:57 I would be upset if she a man p*ss in her mouth
1:17:55 Sperm is expensive according to Pete
1:21:13 Youth hides a lot of mistakes
1:23:24 What Pete did on one nighters
1:34:43 Some people never change
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Tue, 24 Jun 2025 - 1h 40min - 180 - Trump Vs Musk | When your friend has Dirt on you | EP145 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet
On this week’s episode the boys discuss the the Trump Vs Musk beef and how if they (Luke and Pete) got into a war they could destroy each other. Luke reads Petes mind live on the podcast and they have a dilemma from a concerned white mum who’s daughter is dating a black guy.
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0:00 Intro and Breakdancing
4:09 What makes you a hero?
8:44 Trump Vs Musk
13:01 Luke reads Petes mind
19:01 Chris Rock is nerdy
27:16 When your friend has dirt on you
31:11 Are Americans stupid?
34:08 when you turn your phone volume down when friends are around
36:04 Tinder introduces height filter
41:29 Luke and Petes Preference in men
47:33 Man steals to show off to women
54:20 Willy Extender
1:01:00 My daughter is dating a black bum
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Tue, 17 Jun 2025 - 1h 30min - 179 - What’s your least favourite race? | EP144 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet
On this weeks episode the boys got a voice not from Pete’s brother sparking a debate about their least favourite race. Lucas & Pat are back answering a dilemma about p*nis size and then Luke and Pete answer a dilemma about unfair fat shaming.
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0:00 Lucas and Pat Intro
6:47 Woman was rude to Luke in traffic
12:11 When people cant accept an apology
16:40 Lucas and Pat answer dilemma
25:02 Pete is frightened for his life
26:00 People begging for money
34:07 When people turn into drug addicts
43:35 Friend who turned gay
47:19 Friend stuck in world war fantasy
48:16 Government keep changing mind about cannabis
52:53 Changing mind about trans
57:21 Least favourite race
1:09:46 One of your ancestors were R*ped?
1:14:07 Dilemma: My best friend fat shames me
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Tue, 10 Jun 2025 - 1h 38min - 178 - I found out my best friend is sleeping with my mum | EP143 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet
On this episode the boys deal with some serious dilemmas like “My girlfriend spat in my face” and My best friend is sleeping with my Mum” and the last one where her long term boyfriend has ghosted her while she is 12 weeks pregnant.
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0:00 If we had each other voices
1:52 Walking long distances
2:43 Good tv ads
4:25 Women with dirty feet
8:41 Pete doesn’t like South London (Lewisham)
11:54 Pete gets “called out” by God
13:45 Dilemma: “My girlfriend spat in my face”
18:49 Pete thinks everyone is going crazy
20:41 My Grandad wasn’t the best man to our family
23:58 Back to spitting in the face
28:41 Calling out man for scratching balls in public
30:29 Romeo Must die film
32:34 Hairy legs on a woman
35:23 My best friend and my mum are sleeping together
39:04 President macron and wife fight in public
41:00 I tickle Charlotte as punishment
44:11 Pete flirts with Luke’s mum
52:51 Ive been ghosted while 12 weeks pregnant, help
59:43 Fight with Indian woman in chicken shop
1:05:02 We finally answer dilemma
1:09:27 Was Pete abused as a child?
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Tue, 03 Jun 2025 - 1h 24min - 177 - My work colleague (Indian) smells, how do I tell him without seeming racist? | EP142 Luke and Pete
On this weeks episode the boys talk a confrontation they had with a security guard at Spotify’s HQ. Flirting and how it should be handled when in a relationship and how to deal with a smelly work colleague.
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0:00 Altercation with Spotify security
7:00 How to handle flirting when in a relationship
22:52 when they won’t let you forget you hurt them
29:34 Pete would cheat for food
35:46 Dilemma: Dating someone with HIV
48:16 Wasting a woman’s time
50:45 Back to the dilemma
58:38 Dilemma smelly colleague
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Tue, 27 May 2025 - 1h 19min - 176 - Mental Health, Is Luke BULLYING Pete? | EP141 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet
On this weeks episode the boys discuss the accusation that Luke has been bullying Pete and they both address his mental health problems (he’s gonna hate what was typed lol) Luke got stopped by the police while on the phone to Pete and given a ticket and a dilemma that seems like a dream they boys cant get their heads arounds.
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0:00 We need a new intro
2:28 Pete’s got beef again
7:02 Mental health, is Luke bullying Pete?
15:43 Pete gives but he cant take
18:21 Luke got stopped by the police
30:36 Back to bullying
36:36 Luke clashes with his son
41:32 Being a real man
44:53 Sh*t customer service at arcade
51:20 Falling asleep behind the wheel
53:37 Woman’s partner has orgy with 6 women
1:09:19 Woman’s dent get the perfect situation she’s in
1:12:51 99% of the time men want sex
1:16:34 Married man on date with trans woman
1:26:04 Women who tease men
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Tue, 20 May 2025 - 1h 34min - 175 - “We nearly Ended the Podcast because of this…” | EP140 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet
On this weeks episode the boys discuss the comments that nearly broke up the podcast and they air their dirty laundry. Pete is accused of stealing a cat. Luke does something embarrassing in front of his son and Pete reveals a superpower he has kept hidden.
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0.00 The podcast nearly ended because of this
7:33 Pete isn’t prejudice
16:15 Being caught red handed
26:17 “I don’t want to know if she’s cheating”
30:14 Stealing cats and children
37:42 When you accidentally insult someone
46:49 Thinking in picture or words
57:17 “I was so embarrassed”
58:54 Man kills police office after sons death
1:03:08 “Is my baby racist?”
1:04:20 Dilemma: My lesbian mum is dating a woman my age
1:07:47 Petes superpower (Period man)
1:13:35 Dilemma continued
Tue, 13 May 2025 - 1h 40min - 174 - What's more important FAMILY or MONEY?| EP139 Luke & Pete Talking sheet
On this weeks episode the boys talk how money has torn their families apart. Luke thinking he was In the matrix and nearly having a breakdown. Chris Eubank the boxer and the importance of the father and son relationship.
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0:00
5:32 Luke thought he was losing his mind
12:09 Paranoid man hold dominoes pizza staff hostage
16:38 Things that you cant stop thinking about
21:55 father and sons (Chris Eubank)
34:03 Proud of my sons
35:20 judging people
42:01 Podcast beef
46:07 Family, Money, and fighting over inheritance
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Tue, 06 May 2025 - 1h 21min - 173 - I accidentally ran over my MOTHER-IN-LAW'S CAT and HID the BODY | EP138 Luke & Pete Talking Sheet
On this week episode the boys talk about Petes holiday to Switzerland and an incident that Luke calls “Pete flirting” Monkeys that know sign language but never ask question and family dilemma that involves a cat
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0:00 Intro
1:14 Petes trip to Switzerland
18:25 Apes who use sign language never ask questions
26:02 just a bit of mild racism
27:53 When you hope your tenant dies soon
32:46 Pervert form the 80s
35:38 Trans women aren’t women court rules
49:05 Gay guy catches Luke off guard
54:29 When guys flirt with Pete
59:23 Guy tricks colleague into sending nudes
1:01:54 Pete played a nude prank online
1:08:03 I killed my mother-in-laws cat
1:19:01 Tetanus affects
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Tue, 29 Apr 2025 - 1h 27min - 172 - Should you delete you ex’s NUDES after a breakup? | EP137 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet Podcast
Have beauty standards gone too far? Pete watched a film and explains it to Luke about how women are judge. He also reveals some shocking information about his dad. And they answer the question, should you delete your ex’s nudes?
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0:00 Intro + Gratification
2:37 Jay-z and Beyoncé trademarked daughters name
19:36 Awkwardness of returning things you bought
27:54 Have beauty standards gone too far?
48:41 Pete reveals his dad secret
59:09 Dilemma: My boyfriend refuses to move out
1:11:26 Dilemma: my ex won’t delete my nudes
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Tue, 22 Apr 2025 - 1h 27min - 171 - LUCAS & PAT DISCUSS 24 YEAR OLD WOMAN DATING 49 YEAR OLD MAN | EP136 LUKE & PETE TALKING SHEET
On this weeks episode the boys talk about J. Paul Getty who refused to pay his grandsons ransom when he was kidnapped. How people become less empathic the more hardships they’ve been through and Lucas and Pat are back.
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On this weeks episode the boys talk about J. Paul Getty who refused to pay his grandsons ransom when he was kidnapped. How people become less empathic the more hardships they’ve been through and Lucas and Pat are back.
0:00 Intro
4:17 Paying for kidnapped relative
19:25 Less empathetic
23:53 The Black Road Hog
25:34 Married man on dating site + Dating
34:34 Lucas & Pat
44:06 Dilemma: He cant finish, is it me?
54:00 when was the last time you felt desperate?
56:41 Some people cant work for themselves
1:00:50 50% of people you think are your friends, aren’t
1:06:17 Weird facts
1:10:09 Woman gets buried alive
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Tue, 15 Apr 2025 - 1h 24min - 170 - PETE ACCIDENTALLY SIGNED UP TO A " MEN ONLY" GYM | EP135 LUKE AND PETE TALKING SHEET
On this weeks episode the boys talk about how Luke gave a stranger a lift at 1am in the morning. Pete accidentally signed up to a gay gym and a dilemma from a woman who dated an attractive man but he had long dirty fingernails.
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0:00 Intro
5:29 Luke gives a stranger a lift at 1AM in the morning
15:25 How Pete helps strangers
20:40 Weird story about Chinese hitmen
27:56 Scenario: Women and men live separate lives?
33:30 Roy’s Gym (Men Only)
40:40 Date any celeb based just on personality
52:25 Best accident thats ever happened to you?
56:46 Dilemma: Date with man with dirty nails
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Tue, 08 Apr 2025 - 1h 10min - 169 - ADOLESCENCE AND TOXIC MASCULINITY | EP134 LUKE AND PETE TALKING SHEET
On this weeks episode the boys talk the Netflix show adolescence, Incel culture and they and dissect what toxic masculinity actually is. With a dilemma that helps explain why women may bring it out in men.
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#podcast #adolescence #funnypodcast #comedypodcast
0:00 intro
3:31 The filming of Adolescence
11:44 Actress Erin Doherty
14:35 When he police raid the house
15:35 Attacking my each others parenting style
20:41 Incel meaning
26:17 Dealing with life
28:13 Stephen Graham is black
30:44 Question about incel culture
33:55 Social media is a problem
36:56 Toxic Masculinity
48:07 who’s your best friend?
51:19 Conversion with my daughter about finding a husband
54:37 Toxic masculinity with same sex
57:38 Dilemma: I don’t feel protected
1:11:51 Drinking culture
1:18:26 My view of a man
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Tue, 01 Apr 2025 - 1h 29min - 168 - DOES IT MATTER HOW MANY EX PARTNERS SHE’S HAD? | EP133
On the weeks episode the boys discuss the British man sentenced to death in Bali for dealing drugs. Pete calls Lukes son live on the podcast and says “ You know your Daddy loves you right?” And in 2025 does “bodycount” (how many people you’ve slept with) actually matter?
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0:00 Please help us!
11:19 Man facing death for drug dealing
20:47 How would you choose die?
26:37 Paint-balling with Jamaicans
31:37 The mans just lost his way
33:17 Police woman who killed for love
38:28 Who believed in me?
42:21 Pete calls Lukes son
45:10 Luke gets touchy about his daughter
50:18 Should couples keep secrets? + Public toilets
58:17 Is possible to love someone but crave sex with someone else?
1:01:46 Is it ok withhold sex as punishment?
1:05:02 Does bodycount matter?
1:10:35 kid calls police on mum over ice cream
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Tue, 25 Mar 2025 - 1h 19min - 167 - My Wife ORGASMED with another Man! | EP132 Luke and Pete Talking sheet
This week the boys discuss how they are trying to ban choking videos. A woman who’s been a Sidechick for 10 years and a man who engaged in a foursome with his wife and friend but learnt something new about his wife.
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0:00 intro
6:36 Choking videos to be banned
22:57 I’ve been Side Chick for 10 years
33:32 Getting the local bike pregnant
36:17 Another man made my wife squirt
42:33 My girlfriend wants to name our kid her ex’s name
47:53 Black names
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Tue, 18 Mar 2025 - 56min - 166 - My Girlfriend thinks I’m Gay | EP131 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet
On this week episode the boys talk about a mother and daughter who both pregnant for the same man. They also welcome back the controversial duo “Lucas and Pat” what will they say next. And they have a dilemma from a man whose girlfriend is convinced he’s gay.
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0:00 Join the Gang + Merch
5:29 Luke Vs Pete MMA Style
9:49 Astroid might hit the earth
13:32 Ground Hog Day
17:25 Astroid chat pt2
21:38 Lads holiday (gun range)
23:50 Gang Life (uncertainty)
30:47 Mother and daughter pregnant by same man
38:46 Lucas and Pat are BACK!
51:26 Threesome dilemma
1:14:26 My girlfriend thinks I’m gay dilemma
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Tue, 11 Mar 2025 - 1h 36min - 165 - Worst dilemma ever! | EP130 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet
Worts dilemma in the history of the show! Pete has a story about someone he knows who has D*ck cancer. And they dig into the story of the 13 year old boy who impersonated a doctor and got arrested.
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0:00 Intro and young men are scared to approach women.
9:59 Man tries to put the moves on Luke
18:21 The boys try and get each other trouble again
24:29 Cancer of the D*ck
32:38 13 year arrested for impersonating a doctor
41:05 Dilemma my friend “negs” women on dates
50:36 Worst dilemma ever
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Tue, 04 Mar 2025 - 1h 04min - 164 - Would you share a toothbrush with your wife? | EP129 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet
On this weeks episode they boys talk, Can love ever be equal between parters? How you can be lucky and not even realise it. And they have a dilemma from an older woman who’s dating a man 15 years younger, what could go wrong?
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0:00 Intro + Pete is going to the dentist
5:54 Being lucky without knowing it
9:30 Petes lucky escape
16:42 Weird names for private parts
27:53 Cockroach Milk
31:51 Would you share your toothbrush? + Changing when horny
37:46 Can a man and woman who are attractive be friends?
41:36 Love can never be equal
47:05 Father and sons date twins
57:39 Dilemma: Dating a younger man who’s 15 years younger
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Tue, 25 Feb 2025 - 1h 22min - 163 - Lucas and Pat “I’m not Racist but…” | EP128 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet
On this weeks episode the boys help out Lucas and Pat with their Pod-Streaming but do Lucas and Pat go too far? They also discuss being a good wingman with the ugly friend and so much more. The world most jealous woman. The boys also play a game called “ Sorry What?” And they have a few dilemmas.
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0:00 intro
4:00 Male sweat helps women relax + Big lips
13:41 disfigurement has to be mentioned
23:21 Could you be a wingman for a friend with an ugly woman?
52:14 Introducing Lucas and Pat having a chat
1:05:34 Game: Sorry what?
1:18:06 Am I a bad boyfriend because I lust after other women?
1:35:50 The worlds most jealous woman
1:45:32 Am I being overprotective?
Full video episode: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCH7gb4G5OTj4II-zv7K-8Ew
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Tue, 18 Feb 2025 - 1h 55min - 162 - Why do men hide their emotions? | EP127 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet
On this weeks episode the boys talk being put in the “friend-Zone.” Men crying in front of women and a woman who sent in a dilemma that has pissed Pete off because she is showing Luke one sided attention.
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0:00 Joint Bank Accounts + Going Dutch15:29 Friend Zone
34:07 Bush or no bush?
38:50 The grandad who gambled and lost
46:23 Is ok for a man to cry?
58:47 Dilemma: Thinking of my ex
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Tue, 11 Feb 2025 - 1h 26min - 161 - Does insecurity come with getting older?| 126 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet
This week the boys talk about going bald after Lukes barber and Charlotte scare them both half to death. Lukes took his mum to the vet and she a conversation that had him p*ssing himself. And is it wrong to block someone after meeting up if they don’t look like their picture even if you still had s*x?
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0:00 Intro + Feeling like a dirty old man
4:03 Pete gets in trouble for talking to a woman
13:27 My sons make me feel old
17:15 “My mum is special needs”
24:31 Petes needs are special
28:21 My barber nearly gave me a heart attack
36:40 Men and women are judged differently
39:55 a story about why filters are bad + jealousy
52:45 Pete felt abused at a urinal
58:24 Advice to a young man
1:12:42 Are we dating the same guy?
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Tue, 04 Feb 2025 - 1h 30min - 160 - Is Elon Musk Racist? | EP125 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet
The boys talk Elons “Roman salute”. Whether they shower in the evening or the morning. How Luke feels he is a better parent then he is a partner and they have question from Sheetster about grapes that earn you £50,000 if you eat one, 1000 grapes but 1 is poisonous The boys talk if they would eat them and if so how many.
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0:00 intro + “ I had a weird dream”
11:39 The “personality hire” + Boredom at work
14:22 Is ok to eat before your children?
15:25 what would you in this situation?
30:05 Shower in the morning or evening?
37:11 Elon Musk salute
44:43 1000 grapes 1 is poisonous scenario
Full video episode: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCH7gb4G5OTj4II-zv7K-8Ew
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Tue, 28 Jan 2025 - 1h 06min - 159 - Is Humiliation in the bedroom ok? | EP124 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet
On the weeks episode the boys talk self help books and helping your friends out in a time of need. They also talk about two clips on the internet where a woman says her partner put her head in a toilet during sex and she was fine with it and a woman who nearly has a break down in the shop when she gets an expensive bag.
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0:00 Intro + Self-help books12:33 True friend
22:21 Being forced to have S*x to have a baby
26:24 Making women feel safe
34:20 We met some lovey filthy fellow podcasters
37:41 Humiliation in the bedroom ok?
51:57 Splitting the bill with a rich guy
1:01:41 Woman has breakdown over getting exsepneive bag
1:12:47 Pete wants his partner to work forever
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Tue, 21 Jan 2025 - 1h 20min - 158 - The Most Dangerous Place to Wear a BUTT PLUG | EP123 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet
On this weeks episode the boys talk a MRI scan gone horribly wrong. “Consent, no consent” (CNC) in the bedroom and if you had a chance to forget all the horrible things that have ever happened to you would you take it?
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0:00 Intro + Petes sick and Luke going through withdrawal
1:54 We are going to Norway… Maybe
6:05 The worst employee of all time
9:25 Home schooling my kids for safety
15:06 Petes dad got him stopped by the police
21:03 Butt Plugs and MRI scanners don’t go together
28:50 How does Gay s*x work?
35:38 Consent, No Consent whatsoever your thoughts?
46:19 If you could rid yourself of all bad memories…
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Tue, 14 Jan 2025 - 1h 08min - 157 - I’m an O*ly Fans Model but my boyfriend wants to... | EP122 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet
On this weeks episode the boys discuss the “Jim Twins” who were twins separated at birth but had unbelievable similar lives. The boys try and work out why Luke likes the women he does. Petes disgusted by a woman he met out and we have a dilemma from an o*ly fans model
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0:00 Happy New Year + I was ran over by a motor bike
4:33 The “Jim Twins” sepreated at birth but had similar lives
6:42 Is Luke gay? + Pete likes a big jaw
13:37 Back to the “Jim twins”
32:12 Seeing unattractive picture from someones past
45:00 Someone turned Pete off in real life
51:35 “Im an o*nly Fans model but my boyfriend wants to go public about our relationship
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Tue, 07 Jan 2025 - 1h 07min - 156 - 83 year old Martha Stewart “Turns me on” here’s why? | EP121 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet
Luke has fallen for a woman but what’s the reason? He also reveals one of his fantasies that make him feel uncomfortable but of course Pete has to top him. And how much should you have to disclose when going on dates, a missing toe maybe?
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0:00 Intro + Christmas presents
15:00 George (Petes nephew) and the antique shop
25:43 Luke has fallen in love with Martha Stewart
32:44 The Fantasy part 1 + Inception, A.I and road rage
39:03 The Fantasy part 2
48:40 Women and filters + Dating app statistics
1:01:48 Dilemma: Ain't toe stopping us now
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Tue, 31 Dec 2024 - 1h 18min - 155 - Christmas Special 2024 | EP120 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet
Its that time of year again. Luke and Pete let their hair down and play some games that of course don’t go as planned🙄
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0:00 Intro + If you could have any present?
4:28 Petes depressed
9:18 Do you not want to look after your woman?
12:22 Thank you guys
13:32 A Good philosophy for life + Pete live in the Amazon Jungle
20:35 Petes blaming the algorithm again🙄
23:25 Lilly Phillips and “The 100 Men”
31:33 Christmas games
1:03:07 Game of charades
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Tue, 24 Dec 2024 - 1h 12min - 154 - New Episode Out on Patreon Today
On this week episode the boys had such a good time they talk about the funniset video they’ve seen in a long time. Some racism, of course and they both describe their first kiss and can you guess who’s one is weird?
Patreon EP88
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Thu, 19 Dec 2024 - 08min
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