Perfect Person

Reilly Anspaugh and Geoffrey James return to the studio to wreak havoc

Courtney Parchman (@averagefashionblogger) joins the show to take stunning calls about workplace tinder matches, broken office mugs, and facing off with a bully at the adults ice skating rink.Subscribe To The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN      - Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of this episode)Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYTWatch Miles' Main Channel Videos: https://bit.ly/MilesbonYT Follow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGramTell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it! Scream it! Advertise on Perfect Person via Gumball.fm See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Angela Giarratana joins the call center.

The Bachelors are back on the show desperate to find love.

Jay joins the show to take stunning calls about foot fetish rumors across the ocean.

Callers confess their secrets and misdeeds to me.

Caitlin McGee joins the show to take stunning calls.

Zachary Carter Threlkeld and Kelly Jean Ross join the show to take calls.

Sarah joins the show to discuss her plagues and eccentricities.

Salud! The WBC is back with another catch phrase.

It's The Bachelor Episode.

Nut drops by the studio to answer calls.

Aria joins the show to take calls.

Jared joins the show to take calls.

Kelsey Darragh joins the show.

Jay Putnam joins the show to discuss how he screamed in my ear.

It's been a wild year of wonderful calls, and so we take a look back at the top 3, with exclusive updates on how the advice was executed. Subscribe To The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN       -Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of this episode) RUN OF SHOW: 0:06:09 - Revenge Banging My Crush's Dad 0:28:58 - Update to Revenge Banging My Crush's Dad 0:37:17 - Booty Patrol 0:48:12 - Update #1 to Booty Patrol 1:04:07 - Update #2 to Booty Patrol 1:12:32 - Cancelled By My Ex Besties Diss Track 1:26:40 - Update to Cancelled By My Ex Besties Diss Track NEW MERCH STORE IS OPEN: https://perfectperson.shop/Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYTWatch Miles' Other Youtube Videos: https://bit.ly/MilesbonYT Follow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGramTell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it! Scream it! Advertise on Perfect Person via Gumball.fm See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Cat and Pat join the show to discuss heartbreak, breakups, trivia nights, and a housemate voting situation.

a little elf named Eric Striffler Joins the show.

The WBC is back to answer iconic calls.

Damien Haas joins the show to discuss p*ssing yourself.

Emmy Hartman joins the show to take a call about accidentally texting an illicit picture.

Carl Tart joins the show to take stunning calls.

Becky Habersberger joins the show to take calls.

Sam Reece (Shitty Craft Club) joins the show to take stunning calls.

Lauren Riihimaki & Jeremy Lewis from Wild Til 9 join the show to take some truly WILD calls.

Reilly and Geoff join the show to take several highly explicit calls.

Ciao! The wrecking ball crew takes exquisite callers problems.

Eric Striffler joins the show for a very special ghost story call in episode.

Jon Gabrus joins the show to take calls about crushing watermelons between your legs, and surviving a tumultuous group weekend trip.

Sarah joins the show to take calls about breaking up and exacting revenge, making a college professor judge you, and competing with the other nanny.  Subscribe To The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN            - Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of THIS ep) Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYT Watch Miles' Other Youtube Videos: https://bit.ly/MilesbonYT Follow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGram Tell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it! Scream it! Advertise on Perfect Person via Gumball.fm See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

I quit my job, and Zach is here to conduct a formal investigation into why. Also we take calls about a public shaming, a three way with an open window, and a conundrum about suffocating.  Subscribe To The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN            - Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of THIS ep) Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYT Follow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGram Tell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it! Scream it! Advertise on Perfect Person via Gumball.fm See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Mike Falzone (Welcome To OUR Podcast, Dynamic Banter) joins the call center to take conundrums about a half handy with a musical theatre director, a drug dealing hookup turned uber, and a karaoke night ruined by an acquaintance.  Subscribe To The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN            - Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of THIS ep) Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYT Follow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGram Tell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it! Scream it! Advertise on Perfect Person via Gumball.fm See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Miles and Will bravely go where they went last year at this time, stoned on the show, beholden to the callers conundrums, giving fire advice with the power of their vape pen. Subscribe To The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN            - 27 Extra minutes of THIS episode & Weekly Bonus episodes on Fridays Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYT Follow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGram Tell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it! Scream it! Advertise on Perfect Person via Gumball.fm See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

It's the Triannual Solo Episode, and Miles is doing one on one counseling at the call center for calls about a renegade office farter, a treat habit that won't quit, and someone who banged all her roommates and is stuck in the car with them for part of the call. Subscribe To The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN            - Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of THIS ep) Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYT Follow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGram Tell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it! Scream it! Advertise on Perfect Person via Gumball.fm   See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

CIAO! The Wrecking Ball Crew is BACK and boy are the calls juicy. A toxic girls trip drama, we listen to a diss track about our caller, and a ghost is haunting a home once again.  Subscribe To The Patreon (for 25 extra minutes of this episode): https://bit.ly/PPPTRN            - Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of THIS ep) Wear The PP Merch: https://bit.ly/PerfectMerch Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYT Follow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGram Tell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it! Scream it! Advertise on Perfect Person via Gumball.fm    See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jonny joins the show to take calls about hooking up with your crush from 10 years ago, and accidentally sabotaging a relationship with a viral video. Subscribe To The Patreon : https://bit.ly/PPPTRN            - Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of THIS ep) Wear The PP Merch: https://bit.ly/PerfectMerch Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYT Follow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGram Tell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it! Scream it! Advertise on Perfect Person via Gumball.fm    See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Kwesi James joins the show to take calls about big lies at work, a fumbled text with a celebrity crush, and telling a speech at your estranged sisters wedding.  Subscribe To The Patreon : https://bit.ly/PPPTRN            - Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of THIS ep) Wear The PP Merch: https://bit.ly/PerfectMerch Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYT Follow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGram Tell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it! Scream it! Advertise on Perfect Person via Gumball.fm    See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Kelsey joins the show once again to cause chaos, and take calls from a booty call gone wrong, a rumor that lost a job, and some girls in Miami who are being haunted.  Subscribe To The Patreon : https://bit.ly/PPPTRN            - Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of THIS ep) Wear The PP Merch: https://bit.ly/PerfectMerch Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYT Follow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGram Tell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it! Scream it! Advertise on Perfect Person via Gumball.fm    See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Geoffrey James joins the show to cause trouble, and discuss several calls about problematic roommates.  Subscribe To The Patreon : https://bit.ly/PPPTRN            - Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of THIS ep) Wear The PP Merch: https://bit.ly/PerfectMerch Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYT Follow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGram Tell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it! Scream it! Advertise on Perfect Person via Gumball.fm    See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This one was a doozy. We take calls about big lies to family members, a house call in which we administer expert negotiation with a burping husband, and discuss how to hot girl summer like a girlboss. Subscribe To The Patreon : https://bit.ly/PPPTRN            - Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of THIS ep) Wear The PP Merch: https://bit.ly/PerfectMerch Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYT Follow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGram Tell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it! Scream it! Advertise on Perfect Person via Gumball.fm    See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Sarah joins the show to discuss meddling in your friends relationships, a disagreement about a bonnet, and whether or not it is ethical to steal your ex's hulu password.  Subscribe To The Patreon : https://bit.ly/PPPTRN            - Exclusive weekly episodes & ad free extended version of THIS ep) Wear The PP Merch: https://bit.ly/PerfectMerch Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYT Follow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGram Tell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it! Scream it! Advertise on Perfect Person via Gumball.fm    See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Katherine Dudas and Lizzy Pace (HBO LAX, Juniper, Game of Roses) join the show to discuss a friendship faux pas, finding your boyfriends loveletter to someone else, and how to escape from grandmas house with a box full of sex toys without her knowing.  CHECK OUT HBO LAX  Subscribe To The Patreon : https://bit.ly/PPPTRN            - Exclusive weekly episodes & ad free extended version of THIS ep) Wear The PP Merch: https://bit.ly/PerfectMerch Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYT Follow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGram Tell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it! Scream it! Advertise on Perfect Person via Gumball.fm    See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Lauren Abedini (SHE/HER/THEY Podcast) joins the show to take callers who are at a company currently imploding, trying to hook up their friends on their wedding day, and one caller trying to, you guessed it, bang the guy who owns the plant store.  Highlight Channel: https://youtube.com/@PerfectPersonPLUS  -- Subscribe To The Patreon : https://bit.ly/PPPTRN            - Ad Free extended version, Exclusive episodes, Flawlessness) Wear The PP Merch: https://bit.ly/PerfectMerch Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYT Follow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGram Tell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it! Scream it! Advertise on Perfect Person via Gumball.fm    See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Buy the Perfect Person Uniform! Ascend To Perfection! The wrecking ball crew is here to answer calls about whether or not your one night stand likes you, and how exactly to win over your elderly neighbor who hates you.  FOLLOW RAINIE & WILL Subscribe To The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN            - (Exclusive Show, Premium Ad-Free Version, Flawlessness) Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYT Follow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGram Tell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it! Scream it! Advertise on Perfect Person via Gumball.fm    See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Eric joins the show to discuss our hangovers, my oily seltzer, a very public kiss in front of a disgraced bartender, and a roommate who sucks.  Subscribe To The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN            - (Exclusive Show, Premium Ad-Free Version, Flawlessness) Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYT Follow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGram Tell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it! Scream it! Advertise on Perfect Person via Gumball.fm    See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jenson Titus & Nic Sheppard (Very Gay Paint) join me to discuss being trashy at a wedding, looking gay at the plasma donation center, moving in with a boyfriend, and spicing things up without lingerie.  Subscribe To The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN            - (Exclusive Show, Premium Ad-Free Version, Flawlessness) Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYT Follow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGram Tell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it! Scream it! Advertise on Perfect Person via Gumball.fm    See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Reilly joins the show to increase the giggles per minute, and take calls about uninviting wedding guests, an evil surprise, and a villain with bronchitis. FOLLOW REILLY Subscribe To The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN            - (Exclusive Show, Premium Ad-Free Version, Flawlessness) Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYT Follow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGram Tell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it! Scream it! Advertise on Perfect Person via Gumball.fm    See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Hassan Khadair joins the show to discuss a caller's classmate crush that she hugs daily, a booty patrol car that is WORKING, and a relationship anniversary conundrum.  Subscribe To The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN            - (Exclusive Show, Premium Ad-Free Version, Flawlessness) Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYT Follow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGram Tell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it! Scream it! Advertise on Perfect Person via Gumball.fm    See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Ciao! It's the Wrecking Ball Crew back in the studio to discuss Will's pitches for the soundboard, losing keys to your college dorm, a drug dealing boyfriend conundrum, and a mother in law who cannot stay away from the zoo.  Subscribe To The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN            - (Exclusive Show, Premium Ad-Free Version, Flawlessness) Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYT Follow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGram Tell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it! Scream it! Advertise on Perfect Person via Gumball.fm    See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Ben & Emil from Trillionaire Mindset join the show to discuss how ipad synching is bad for cheaters, funeral roasting your grampa, and accidentally leaking your husbands kink.  Subscribe To The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN            - (Exclusive Show, Premium Ad-Free Version, Flawlessness) Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYT Follow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGram Tell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it! Scream it! Advertise on Perfect Person via Gumball.fm    See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

It's the Triannual Solo episode and I am alone in the studio talking to THE PEOPLE about sugar daddies, unwanted roommate couch surfers, and besties gone BAD.  Subscribe To The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN            - (Exclusive Show, Premium Ad-Free Version, Flawlessness) Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYT Follow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGram Tell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it! Scream it! Advertise on Perfect Person via Gumball.fm    See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Sarah joins the show to take caller conundrums about shitting on the floor in front of your ex, a dead rat in a shared fridge, and more! Subscribe To The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN            - (Exclusive Show, Premium Ad-Free Version, Flawlessness) Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYT Follow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGram Tell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it! Scream it! Advertise on Perfect Person via Gumball.fm    See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jena Friedman joins the show to discuss being bullied by comedians, buying Jena's book "Not Funny", a toxic ex texting mom, and of course: Buying Jena's Book: Not Funny wherever books are sold. Subscribe To The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN            - (Exclusive Show, Premium Ad-Free Version, Flawlessness) Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYT Follow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGram Tell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it! Scream it! Advertise on Perfect Person via Gumball.fm    See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Sarah Schauer joins the show to shed perfect wisdom on a sausage prankster, being bullied by a 70 year old, sobriety, and what to do with a BFF's kinky dad.  CHECK OUT SARAH https://www.instagram.com/sarahschauer/ https://www.tiktok.com/@sarahschauer https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC1T0JN1hhHfNsiKtqKn_dEQ https://www.youtube.com/@TheBCCClub   Subscribe To The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN            - (Exclusive Show, Premium Ad-Free Version, Flawlessness) Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYT Follow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGram Tell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it! Scream it! Advertise on Perfect Person via Gumball.fm    See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Will & Rainie are back in the PP studio to discuss Will's downward spiral, Rainie's loud foot stomping and fetishist neighbor, and calls about coffee, maids of honor, & tinder bios. It's a BANGER.  Subscribe To The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN            - (Exclusive Show, Premium Ad-Free Version, Flawlessness) Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYT Follow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGram Tell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it! Scream it! Advertise on Perfect Person via Gumball.fm    See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Michael Cruz Kayne joins the show to discuss grief, being a dad, being framed for using your roommates razor by your disgraced olympian boyfriend, and more! CHECK OUT A GOOD CRY Subscribe To The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN            - (Exclusive Show, Premium Ad-Free Version, Flawlessness) Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYT Follow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGram Tell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it! Scream it! Advertise on Perfect Person via Gumball.fm    See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Stanzi joins the show to discuss the goth movement at her middle school, being friends with your old bully, a toxic freshman year roommate, and a hoe phase gone wrong.  Check Out Stanzi!  Subscribe To The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN            - (Exclusive Show, Premium Ad-Free Version, Flawlessness) Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYT Follow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGram Tell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it! Scream it! Advertise on Perfect Person via Gumball.fm    See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Amir joins the show to field calls about a stinky sushi at the library, a dominatrix in the gig economy and more.  Subscribe To The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN            - (Exclusive Show, Premium Ad-Free Version, Flawlessness) Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYT Follow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGram Tell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it! Scream it! Advertise on Perfect Person via Gumball.fm    See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Kelsey is back with Zach, and they take calls from a sleuthing catsitter, a tinkering friend, and a substitute teacher that is too hot. Subscribe To The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN            - (Exclusive Show, Premium Ad-Free Version, Flawlessness) Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYT Follow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGram Tell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it! Scream it! Advertise on Perfect Person via Gumball.fm    See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Kwesi joins the show to take calls about BFF's Brothers, smoking weed and calling mom, and a loser ass boyfriend who lost at squash.  Subscribe To The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN            - (Exclusive Show, Premium Ad-Free Version, Flawlessness) Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYT Follow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGram Tell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it! Scream it! Advertise on Perfect Person via Gumball.fm    See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Trevor Evarts joins the show to discuss banging your mechanic, and peaking in middle school.  TREVOR: https://linktr.ee/trevorevarts Subscribe To The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN            - (Exclusive Show, Premium Ad-Free Version, Flawlessness) Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYT Follow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGram Tell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it! Scream it! Advertise on Perfect Person via Gumball.fm    See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The phone lines are ringing, and that means it's time for perfection. Callers tease our ears, and our hearts, with tales of tax fraud and political sorority unrest. Subscribe To The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN            - (Exclusive Show, Premium Ad-Free Version, Flawlessness) Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYT Follow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGram Tell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it! Scream it! Advertise on Perfect Person via Gumball.fm    See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Alan Starzinski joins the show to discuss meeting a casual acquaintance at a sex party, being upstaged by a baby, and having you first kiss at the gay beach.  Subscribe To The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN            - (Exclusive Show, Premium Ad-Free Version, Flawlessness) Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYT Follow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGram Tell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it! Scream it! Advertise on Perfect Person via Gumball.fm        See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The little guy is here, and we are so unbelievably psyched/tired. Me and Sarah take calls from Sexy Lovers, and intense bartenders.  Subscribe To The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN            - (Exclusive Show, Premium Ad-Free Version, Flawlessness) Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYT Follow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGram Tell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it! Scream it! Advertise on Perfect Person via Gumball.fm See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Sidney Raskind joins the show to share a little something that he didn't know until he was in his 30's (about doing too many bits, and exacting flawless empathetic revenge).  Subscribe To The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN            - (Exclusive Show, Premium Ad-Free Version, Flawlessness) Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYT Follow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGram Tell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it! Scream it! Advertise on Perfect Person via Gumball.fm See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Sequoia Holmes joins the show to take calls from people with stolen toilet paper, boyfriends who are late as hell, and musicians dealing with annoying suits.  Subscribe To The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN            - (Exclusive Show, Premium Ad-Free Version, Flawlessness) Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYT Follow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGram Tell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it! Scream it! Advertise on Perfect Person via Gumball.fm See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Zach stops by to discuss a prevalent conundrum.  Subscribe To The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN            - (Exclusive Show, Premium Ad-Free Version, Flawlessness) Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYT Follow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGram Tell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it! Scream it! Advertise on Perfect Person via Gumball.fm See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This episode contains by far the most unhinged call on the show thus far, as well as a case study in being awkward at a party from freelance sidekicks, Rainie and Will.  Subscribe To The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN            - (Exclusive Show, Premium Ad-Free Version, Flawlessness) Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYT Follow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGram Tell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it! Scream it! Advertise on Perfect Person via Gumball.fm See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Santa doesn't even have time to come down the chimney, because a caller cancelled the event before it started. Miles is alone in the studio, taking phone calls by himself and giving one-on-one coaching.  Subscribe To The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN            - (Exclusive Show, Premium Ad-Free Version, Flawlessness) Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYT Follow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGram Tell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it! Scream it! Advertise on Perfect Person via Gumball.fm See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Keith joins the show to demonstrate prowess in dating a horny boy, being addicted to Bad Boys and what to get a dad for christmas. Subscribe To The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN            - (Exclusive Show, Premium Ad-Free Version, Flawlessness) Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYT Follow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGram Tell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it! Scream it! Advertise on Perfect Person via Gumball.fm See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Geoffrey James (The Headgum Podcast) joins the call center to field problems about hot girl tummy issues, crossing party lines in a friend group, and bullying coworkers. Subscribe To The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN            - (Exclusive Show, Premium Ad-Free Version, Flawlessness) Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYT Follow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGram Tell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it! Scream it! Advertise on Perfect Person via Gumball.fm See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Becky joins the show to discuss doing zero work on a group project and making amends, goth brother christmas gifts, and how to determine if YOU'RE the toxic one.  Subscribe To The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN            - (Exclusive Show, Premium Ad-Free Version, Flawlessness) Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYT Follow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGram Tell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it! Scream it! Advertise on Perfect Person via Gumball.fm See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Will is back to discuss the viability of an Australian Throuple, and whether or not to confront your roommates about their DRAMA. Subscribe To The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN            - (Exclusive Show, Premium Version, Flawlessness) Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYT Follow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGram Tell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it! Scream it! Advertise on Perfect Person via Gumball.fm See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

My lovely wife Sarah joins me once again in the studio to answer calls about bad texters, and coworkers who cannot for the life of them stop talking like a baby.  Subscribe To The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN            - (Exclusive episodes, Premium Versions, Flawlessness) Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYT Follow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGram Tell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it! Scream it! Advertise on Perfect Person via Gumball.fm See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Reilly joins me for a truly joyous episode about friends brothers, projectile vomiting on a date, fixing a hole in the ceiling, and hating your baby niece.  Check out Review Revue! Subscribe To The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN            - (Exclusive episodes, Premium Versions, Flawlessness) Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYT Follow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGram Tell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it! Scream it! Advertise on Perfect Person via Gumball.fm See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Eric Striffler enters the studio to create perfection about Gary Vaynerchucks motivational insanity, catfishing your wife for her birthday, and weird service job encounters.  Subscribe To The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN            - (Exclusive episodes, Premium Versions, Flawlessness) Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYT Follow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGram Tell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it! Scream it! Advertise on Perfect Person via Gumball.fm See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Garrick Bernard joins the show to discuss being a big ol star, how to find your passion for life, how to DOMINATE your classroom crush, and stay happy in success.   Follow Garrick! Subscribe To The Patreon for Premium versions of the episodes & a wilder, weirder, weekly Patreon-Exclusive show: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYT Follow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGram Tell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it! Scream it! Rate Perfect Person on Spotify and Apple Podcasts and leave a review. Advertise on Perfect Person via Gumball.fm See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Callers are solving their lives by calling in this week, from nosy godmoms to girlbosses with jealousy, it's another flawless episode of PP. This show is a Headgum podcast, and it has a Patreon for exclusive Perfect Content! Peep the link below to get Perfect Person Premium, or the even wilder Perfect Person Platinum.  Subscribe To The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYT Follow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGram Tell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it! Scream it! Rate Perfect Person on Spotify and Apple Podcasts and leave a review. Advertise on Perfect Person via Gumball.fm See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Kelsey Darragh joins the show to take calls about toxic ex-bosses, polyamory, roommate breakups, and more! • Listen Everywhere: https://linktr.ee/perfectperson • Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYT • Follow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGram • Tell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it! Scream it!  @milesbon @kelseydarragh See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

My lovely wife Sarah joins the show to answer calls about seeing your friends boning, getting through grief, and inviting the cool kids to your wedding. It's perfection, baby! • Listen Everywhere: https://linktr.ee/perfectperson • Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYT • Follow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGram • Tell a friend about the show! Send them this link: https://linktr.ee/perfectperson @milesbon @petesybon See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Naked ex boyfriends who need to move on, and how to repair a damaged friendship. We're taking calls, and fixing the world, all while keeping it real as hell. This... Is Perfect P. • Listen Everywhere: https://linktr.ee/perfectperson • Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYT • Follow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGram • Tell a friend about the show! Send them this link: https://linktr.ee/perfectperson @milesbon @wwitwer @jayputnam_ See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

How to get that CASH, stay single, and hook up with your Sensei: ALL ON THIS PODCAST, TONIGHT AT 11. • Listen Everywhere: https://linktr.ee/perfectperson • Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYT • Follow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGram • Tell a friend about the show! Send them this link: https://linktr.ee/perfectperson @milesbon @wwitwer See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

We're goss hunting with Rainie Toll (@itsrainingtoll) and taking calls about stinky garlic, single dads, and revealing the errors of our ways. • Listen Everywhere: https://linktr.ee/perfectperson • Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYT • Follow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGram • Tell a friend about the show! Send them this link: https://linktr.ee/perfectperson See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week we do go full scientific method, and try to determine whether getting stoned makes the episode better or worse. As our anthropological peers, you shall decide. • Listen Everywhere: https://linktr.ee/perfectperson • Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYT • Follow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGram • Tell a friend about the show! Send them this link: https://linktr.ee/perfectperson See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Arisce Wanzer (@ariscestocrat) joins us to take calls about confidence, hooking up at a Michael's craft store, and strange requests from boyfriends. • Listen Everywhere: https://linktr.ee/perfectperson • Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYT • Follow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGram • Tell a friend about the show! Send them this link: https://linktr.ee/perfectperson See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

We're clearing out the voicemails this week, and people are calling in about their stinky apartments, boyfriend problems, and bang buddies. Please tell Dua Lipa about the show. • Listen Everywhere: https://linktr.ee/perfectperson • Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYT • Follow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGram • Tell a friend about the show! Send them this link: https://linktr.ee/perfectperson See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

My lovely wife Sarah is here to discuss how we're psyched/terrified to be parents. • Listen Everywhere: https://linktr.ee/perfectperson • Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYT • Follow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGram • Tell a friend about the show! Send them this link: https://linktr.ee/perfectperson @petesybon See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week our query is bad jobs. We don't really know what the word query means, and also, you can call in to talk about whatever. Also, yes, that really happened to Miles' horse. • Listen Everywhere: https://linktr.ee/perfectperson • Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYT • Follow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGram • Tell a friend about the show! Send them this link: https://linktr.ee/perfectperson @milesbon @wwitwer See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Eric Striffler (Pretty Much It) joins us on the phone lines to discuss starter friends in college, hostel hookups, and New York City. • Listen Everywhere: https://linktr.ee/perfectperson • Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYT • Follow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGram • Tell a friend about the show! Send them this link: https://linktr.ee/perfectperson @prettymuchit @milesbon @wwitwer See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Something really appalling happened in the studio, and Will tries to cover it up. We also speak with unrequited lovers, and friends of girls with bad boyfriends. • Listen Everywhere: https://linktr.ee/perfectperson • Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYT • Follow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGram • Tell a friend about the show! Send them this link: https://linktr.ee/perfectperson @milesbon @wwitwer See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

One of the all time coolest people, Eugene Lee Yang, joins the show to humiliate me, and reveal some steamy details about his life. • Listen Everywhere: https://linktr.ee/perfectperson • Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYT • Follow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGram • Tell a friend about the show! Send them this link: https://linktr.ee/perfectperson See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Welcome to Perfect Person, a comedy advice show in which Webby-Award-Winning Podcast Producer, Miles Bonsignore, answers your calls, solves your problems, and helps you achieve perfection with his talented friends. • Listen Everywhere: https://linktr.ee/perfectperson • Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYT • Follow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGram • Tell a friend about the show! Send them this link: https://linktr.ee/perfectperson @milesbon See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Welcome to perfection! Listen to the show every week on Wednesdays, and send your problems, conundrums, and life altering decisions to (424) 284-9614. You can leave a voicemail, or send a text for an opportunity to have your problems read on the show. To talk to Miles and company LIVE, check his instagram @milesbon for recording times.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.