Seeking Derangements

Ben here, today Sridhar joins us to revive the gay list! We deliver verdicts about if its gay to have eyelashes, get stabbed by your girlfriend, catch meat at Hibachi, and more. Plus Jacques invents a new pronunciation of Ethiopia and threatens Sridhar's life with a t shirt.

Ben here. Today, Hesse and I begin the show by discussing a traumatic incident that left me screaming on a stepladder, picking a winner in a certain Dominican vs. Hasid showdown, and placing some bets on when Jacques will show up to work, diva. Once he hops on, we turn our attention to today’s main event: Candace Owens’s ALLEGED muff-munching lesbianism. We examine all of her former dating profiles, guess her bra size, and begin to question the qualifications of the man who started all of this…which leads us to reading his very bad poetry.

Hello Seekers! Ben here, today Jacques, Hesse and I discuss Jacques theory about the "goth girl renaissance," boomers use of AI, and plan our performance art careers. P.S. I have seen all of your DM's about the mask lesbian bar, we're recording today and will be discussing it for SEEKING SUNDAY

Hello, Seekers! Ben here. Today, Boston’s most fabulous real estate agent, Benjamin Smith, joins Jacques and me for the face-off of the century. It’s Smith v. Gonsoulin, and it’s all about who has the craziest stories. Prompts include: What’s the worst thing that’s happened to you on a bus? How many restaurants have you been banned from? How many fights have you gotten into at a Caribbean music festival? Answers include: 34 shots, punching a mummy, projectile vomiting in a vestibule, and screaming about quesadillas.

Hello Seekers! Ben here, today Marley joins us to discuss being raised jewish and Hindu, nominative determinism and judging women. See Marley next Tuesday at Union Hall

It's Seeking Sunday! Ben here, today Jacques, Hesse and I craft some allegations about everyone's favorite new band and then take a quiz all about binaries...not just the gender one y'all. Is Jacques more conventional or arcane? Is Hesse more wild or tame? Is it "obedient" to never murder? Can you be "angelic" and have scary demon eyes?

It's Seeking Sunday! Ben here, today Jacques, Hesse and I discuss our right wing turn, Jacques makes a plan to confront Elon in Lafayette, Hesse gives us some updates from the gay techies San Francisco, and I attack people who love gas stations.

Greta joins Jacques and Hesse. They discuss childhood obsessions, tried to take a quiz and failed, and debated what the coolest favorite rapper to have is.

Hello Seekers! Ben here. Today we talk about a talent show Jacques went to, if spinning chairs on the ground counts as a talent, what celebrities we'd impersonate for only fans cash, and Norbit

Hello Seekers! Ben here. Today Jamie (AKA Mother of the Pod) joins Jacques and I to discuss Andrew Tate getting arrested, Bryan Johnson dying, and getting abused in school. Plus we take YOUR calls and answer your burning questions about BPD Transbian love triangles, sexy gambling addicts who've been SHOT and maybe have a thing for their own mother, and boyfriends who won't stop SMELLING YOU.

It's Seeking Sunday! Ben here, today Jacques, Hesse and I discuss the viral poop lettuce, getting Uptown Legionnaires, and the wildfire smoke blanketing NYC. Then we try our best to come up with more questions like Would You Rather Be A Gay or a Gamer?

It's Seeking Sunday! Ben here. Today, writer, podcaster, and fellow evil gay Steven Phillips-Horst joins me. We discuss sublet season, how Steven's stint working with a women's plus-size boot company led him to write a play about ecological collapse, and why I was recently yelled at for lingering near a sandwich. We also consider the long running Twitter tradition of gang beating the Gay Guy Group Photo, and what happened when Steven found himself at the center of one of those pile ons. Go see The Last Mad Man at Fringe, tickets here: https://assemblyfestival.com/whats-on/the-last-mad-man?utm_source=ig&utm_medium=social&utm_content=link_in_bio

It's Seeking Sunday! Ben here, today Theda Hammel join us to discuss the three of the most toxic couples to ever exist: Taylor and Travis, Karamo and Jussie, and those two Russian losers who climbed the empire state building. Plus, a little review of Confessions II Subscribe to NYMPHOWARS

Hello Seekers! Ben here, today Jacques, Hesse, and I discuss the heatwave, how AI will make you stupid, and take a freaking HOT BUTTON political QUIZ!

Hello seekers! Ben here, today Jacques, Hesse and I attempt to break the spell cast upon the women of Turning Point USA, discuss being cut in line, and the exhausting experience of visiting a barrier island

Say it with me: It's Seeking Sunday! Ben here. Today, Jacques, Hesse, and I are back with another talk radio episode. Between playing some of our favorite tracks, we come up with an idea to take down Marvel and DC, discuss some wretched homosexual behavior directed at Zohran, and debate the evil (or perhaps freedom) of Klarna. Plus, we read a couple of selections from The Ethicist, the NYT's advice column for neurotic liberals. Submissions feature a trigger-happy lesbian and the question of what to do about those weird noises coming from a storage unit.

Hello Seekers! Ben here, today Nicole joins us to discuss losing her virginity to Jacques, their Facebook Marketplace beef, rehab'ing snakes, Madonnas new music, and the nature of plastic surgery. Watch Nicoles music video I Want Santa To Fuck Me

Full Episode on Patreon Ben here, today Jacques, Hesse and I unbox a gift Jacques father gave him. It's from his grandfather and mostly full of poison which Jacques then low key ingests. We also talk about attempted pozz'ings upon Jacques. Then we clear the air about spoiling Euphoria and discuss Karamo Brown's recent crashout– the sexual harassment allegations, the missing saliva glands, his crying mom etc.

Hello Seekers! Ben here, today Jacques Hesse and I discuss starting a full service wedding company, play a very revealing round of Fuck, Marry, Kill, and get into a debate about sandwiches

Hello Seekers! Ben here, today Jacques, Hesse and I discuss which one of us is most likely to start the next Sexual pandemic, how veterans are the most annoying special interest group, and list all the hobbies that are being stolen from us by rich people. Allegedly.

Hey yall its jacques on this episode of seeking arrangements, we are blessed with two talented music, darlings clarke and Hudson. We play a game where they switched sexualities and become different musicians. What their musician personalities would be like. just three music head shooting this shit. Listen to Clarke's new album And listen to Hudson's music

Hello Seekers! Ben here, today Jacques, Hesse and I discuss my recent hauntavirus diagnosis, Disney Adults, and cheating poly senators. Plus Max joins us!

Hello Seekers! Ben here, today Jacques, Hesse, and I nominate our dream cast for a Rachel Dolezal biopic, discuss the new Michael Jackson movie, and hear from Jacques beautiful queen of a mother. Yes, she's making her damn debut on the podcast!

Hello Seekers! Ben here, today Jacques, Hesse, and I open the show by discussing some regional drama in Lafayette, then we get to the attempted assassination at the White House Correspondents Dinner as well as the accompanying Grindr sponsored party in DC.

Hello Seekers! Today we're bringing you another episode of the ONLY movie recap podcast available. Hesse and Jacques are joined by Michelle Gold to review the movie Now You See Me. Follow Michelle on IG/Twitter @waziot

Hello Seekers! Ben here, today Marley Gotterer joins Jacques, Hesse and I to discuss our varying paths to fame in Los Angeles, Jacques erehwon haul, and working at queer summer camp. NYC go see Marley 's Woke Is Back SHE-MMEDIATELY at the Bell House and find her other shows here

Hello Seekers! Ben here, reporting from LA. Jacques, Hesse, and I discuss us keeping secrets from each other, our inability to drive, and giving Jacques a hair cut. Plus we read through a selection of submissions to The Ethicist. Intro & Outro–Supermerk2, Que Calor

It's Seeking Sunday! Ben here, today Jacques, Hesse and I discuss the texts between Chappell Roan and Kash Patel, mood board our future children, and Jacques hits on a picture of Whoopi Goldberg.

Ben here, today Angel Money drops by the studio to promote her new album Contractually Blonde. We discuss the plane crash at La Guardia, Jacques and Angel have a rap battle, and then we all nominate our own picks for Sucker MC of the Week. Watch the music video for Angel's new single In The Bag Intro –Angel Money, Tr*nnies in Paris Outro– Angel Money, Club Monsta

It's yet another Seeking Sunday! Ben here, today Jacques, Hesse and I discuss Rama Duwaji's resurfaced tweets, Jacques being framed for murder, and then wetake a quiz for girls. It gets extremely competitive.

Hello Seekers! Ben here, today Jacques, Hesse, and I discuss the fight I got into at Whole Foods while bleeding out of my face, Jacques refines his Squid Games-esque funeral plans, and Hesse tells us about the Oscars.

Ben here, today Jacques, Hesse, and I discuss our various embarrassing tattoos, Jacques gives us a recap of an episode of Thomas the Tank Engine he watched recently and then we take a peek at the NYT's horrid advice column for nerds. Plus we check in on a small town electoral race in rural Peru.

VIDEO ON PATREON (FREE) It's Seeking Sunday! Ben here. Today Pat joins us to try and figure out why Jacques went to the dermatologist, what the hell is going on with the rash and Trumps neck, and to speak in tongues. Plus we find out which one of us is truly smarter than a 5th grader.

Hello Seekers! Ben here, today Jacques Hesse and I discuss Shia's continued crash out and how Jacques and I may have triggered it. Plus we take a listen to Bill and Hillary's Epstein Deposition, think about what we would do if we met Jesus, and Jacques comes up with a new prank involving a giant megaphone and roller skates. --- Check out this weeks Interior Motives with Hari Nef and Juliana Huxtable Subscribe to Hesse's new podcast Trouble in River City and Book Jacques at yayveryfun@gmail.com

It's Seeking Sunday! Ben here. Today Jacques, Hesse and I discuss our Bucket Lists, Jacques apocalypse plans, and the discourse surrounding the snowball fights in NYC. Plus I attempt to apply for Cajun citizenship, Jacques plans to become famous in China without realizing it, and then we quiz each other on geography. See you next week divas, have a beautiful Seeking Sunday!

*VIDEO ON PATREON* Ben here. Angel and Jesus join me today to give Queer Eye the send-off it deserves. We review the Fab Five individually, discussing their defects—killing their cats, smoking tina, having catastrophic taste—and their assets, being sexy (Antoni, Karamo, Tan), being so annoying it almost loops back around to charming, and again, smoking tina. Then we recap Episode 3 of Season 10, which may feature the most resistant “hero” the show has ever found: an extremely traumatized single mother of two who appears to hate the experience almost as much as we did. Can the Queer Eyes fix her? Do they even want to? Why does Karamo take her to a creek to confront her about her attitude? And does she want to have sex with Jeremiah? We investigate. Plus, Angel and Jesus attempt to fix my attitude and personal style, and Angel explains why Antoni is secretly straight.

Hello Seekers! Ben here, today Jacques, Hesse and I are joined by our dear Mr. Max to discuss the Gay Tech Mafia allegedly operating in Silicon Valley. Then Max's co-host on the Drain, Dave Kempa, joins us for a preview of their show about California politics. Intro & Outro–Yerba Brava, Como Te Voy A Olvidar

[sorry for the noisiness on Magda’s mic it’s only at the beginning 😅] Hesse and Jacques are joined by Magda for a brainrotting episode of the highest order! The gworls discuss poultry science, Australian theater masturbators, and of course the timeless works of Ed Banger Records!

It's Seeking Sunday! Ben here, today Jacques takes Hesse and I to the freaking newsroom for a full hour of headlines he's gathered! We talk about a study that says weed literally makes old people's brains big, Venetian jellyfish with vanishing anuses, and deliver a vicious takedown of everyone's favorite country singer.

Hello Seekers! Ben here, today Charles Austin join Hesse, Jacques, and I to discuss Jacques killing people with his t-shirts, the recent Epstein dump, and Kanye's recent apology. But more importantly Hesse and Charles preview their new podcast Trouble In River City by walking Jacques and I through various scams they're covering. Subscribe Trouble In River City, a show about scams, flim flam, grifts, and graft with Dan Boeckner, Riley Quinn, Hesse Deni, and Charles Austin on Patreon! And watch the most recent Interior Motives with Honey Pluton and Marley Gotterer! And as always book Jacques by emailing yayveryfun@gmail.com

VIDEO & AUDIO ON PATREON It’s S-S-Seeking Sunday! Ben here. Today, Jacques, Hesse, and I take a deep dive into the Straight Acting Brotherhood, a members-only club for men who are into men and... drop shipping. Before emailing the organization’s spokesperson in a truly desperate attempt to join, we try to figure out what this group actually offers and why certain gay men are drawn to it in the first place. Is it the promise of business expertise and elite networking opportunities? Or is it the allure of high-effort hustlepreneur drag? Also I show Hesse and Jacques my new treadmill and sauna and Jacques tell us why you will get blocked if you DM him about his hair. Intro & Outro– Slayrizz, Imagine If

Today on Movie Jacqueset, Hesse, Jacques and Masha discuss the classic film Freejack, one of the thousand low-budget sci-fi action movies from the early 90’s that’s amazing and very bad. They discuss Mick Jagger’s incredible accent work, the philosophical implications of The Eagle Speech, and the beautiful Jack-centric climax!

It’s Seeking Sunday! Ben here. Today, Jacques, Hesse, and I talk about our favorite people, the Fab Five. We discuss whether Karamo’s no-show on CBS Mornings was a surprise attack against his co-stars, or if he was actually, as he said, afraid of being bullied. We then ask bigger questions like: Is fighting with your friends a dying art? Why are gay men so mean to each other? Did JVN really kill his cat? Stay warm Seekers! We'll be back next week with more. Mwah!

Hello Seekers! Ben here, today Jacques, Hesse and I hold a meeting to address what day and time it is. We (Jacques) still don't know. Plus, Hesse shows us a very strange video about milk and Jacques tells us a horrifying story about a popsicle.

Full Episode on Patreon Ben here, today Jacques, Hesse and I discuss Betty Boop entering public domain, how that will change her appeal, and how we plan to profit off of it by making our very own Boop movie. Plus we take a look back our 2016's and discuss the threat of a nuclear war.

Hello Seekers! Ben here, today Jacques, Hesse and I discuss our aspirations to live a healthier, diabetes-free 2026, RFK's new food pyramid, and preforming at the Riyad Comedy Festival. Plus we get another blast from the past, that's right, we end with a Jacques News Segment.

Hello Seekers! Ben here, today Hesse, Jacques and I open up the show with a discussion on Venezuela. Then we get into some new eating techniques Jacques is developing and end the show by forgetting about how Sylvia Plath died.

It's Seeking Sunday! Ben here, today Hesse, Jacques, Max and I gather to play some of our favorite songs of the past year. Between our selections we discuss people being poisoned, Jacques lays down a freestyle, and we nominate a Sucka MC of 2025. Listen to Max's podcast The Drain

Hello Seekers! Ben here, today director, podcaster and professional hater Theda Hammel joins Hesse and I to shit talk everyone's favorite show. We discuss our endless contempt for Carol Sturka, the people who created her, and how Apple TV has managed to lower audience expectations without us even noticing. Plus I get a long awaited apology from Theda. Go subscribe to NYMPHOWARS, the best podcast in the game. And (after you listen to this) go watch Jack Wagner and Dorian Electra on this week's Interior Motives.

VIDEO AND AUDIO ON PATREON Ben here, today Jacques, Hesse and I gather for the first inaugural Seeking's Sexiest Person of the Year. We each nominated 6 people and they face off against each other tournament style, we've got actresses, cartoons, fictional characters and musicians all going head to head until one is crowned Seeking's Sexiest. We hope everyone had an amazing Christmas, mwah!

FULL VIDEO AVAILABLE FOR FREE ON PATREON Ben here, today I am joined by Benjamin Smith, greater Boston's most fabulous real estate agent. We discuss how Ben found his way into real estate, how we came out (or were outed), our various run-ins with police, and why we're both Girl Gays. Plus Ben tells me about being forced to welcome a Honduran ghost into his home, how he lost his driving license, and most importantly whats up next for him. Find Ben on the soon to launch youtube show Haus Queens!

When the Jacques is away the girls will play! Hesse is Joined by a sickly Masha to discuss the Tim Allen masterpiece The Santa Clause 2, a heartwarming children’s movie about Tim Allen trying to get pussy. We discuss our new nonbinary friend, how brave the tooth fairy is, and, of course the eerie parallels between Plastic Tim Allen and Augusto Pinochet.

FULL VIDEO IS FREE ON PATREON Hello Seekers! Ben here, today’s episode is a one-on-one conversation with famed astrologer, numerologist, and all-around diva Carol Starr. Carol and I get into what bothers her about contemporary astrology culture, including the trends and shortcuts she thinks are diluting the practice. We talk about her viral videos tailored to LGBTQ+ audiences, the feedback they’ve generated, and how she came into this work in the first place. Plus, she gives me a full birthday reading! Book your own reading with Carol here and go show her some love on her TikTok & Instagram, she's getting back into making videos about gay people!

Hello Seekers! Ben here, today Hesse, Jacques and I start the show by thanking all of YOU who made our year possible, then I ask Jacques & Hesse all the questions Tucker asked Milo in their recent interview. Such as: Why are you gay? Does lesbianism exist? Is addiction demonic? Is a promiscuous life worth living and MORE! Plus we get some crucial Jacques Health Updates. Intro–Luis Arismendi, Quena Outro–Luis Arismendi, Amor Perdoname

It's Seeking Sunday! Ben here, today Hesse, Jacques and I open up the show up talking about Cory Booker's new beard (who looks exactly like Rosario Dawson), then Jacques tells us why he danced on glass and cut his foot open, and then we play two truths and a lie. Plus we discuss Tarantino's anti-Dano comments and that idiot little girl who wrote that essay everyone is freaking out about.

Hello Seekers, Ben here, today Jacques, Hesse and I open up the show with a full recap of what Jacques ate for thanksgiving, then we dissect Laura Loomers abysmal pick up game, and end the show with a Jacques news segment thats truly one for the history books.

Ben here, today Jacques, Hesse and I discuss Zohran's meeting with Trump, Sean Duffy's plea to Americans about dressing up for air travel, and the sexy jewel thieves who hit the Louvre.

Hello Seekers! Ben here, today Jamie (AKA the mother of the Pod) joins Jacques, Hesse and I to hear YOUR calls. We hear from Seekers around the world, one of whom doesn't trust her Winco-robbing brother in law, another whose aunt is trying to set him up with another male–despite the fact that that man is NOT gay, and another who wants to know how to covertly start fights at the Thanksgiving table. Yes he is an evil gay man. Plus Jamie tells us about how she accidentally sat on her Grandfathers lap while he was on the toilet. Pause.

Masha joins Hesse for an episode everyone will definitely love! Masha and Hesse discuss Masha’s acclaimed new play “Are The Bennett Girls Okay?” Before writing an even better play called “The Curse of Joseph Cronos.” They also discuss a wide range of topics, get a call from P*dophile Samantha Jones, and share with you The Greatest Joke Ever Written! Get tickets to see Masha in Are The Bennet Girls Ok?

Ben here, today Jacques, Hesse and I open the show by discussing updates from the Epstein file dumps, discuss Ghislane's allotment of toilet paper in prison, and take a very interesting quiz which reveals our true class positions in life. Plus Hesse and I coach Jacques on his attempt in becoming the next Jimmy Fallon!

*VIDEO VERSION IS FREE ON PATREON* Ben here, today Dallas Bragg joins me to discuss his journey from being a closeted father, to drug user, to chem sex recovery coach. We talk about how hookup apps profit from drug addiction and social alienation, Sniffies response (or lack thereof) to the recent arrests of their own users, and the gaps within the mainstream recovery industry that Dallas fills with his own non-traditional program. Plus I ask him about his famous Instagram videos wherein he delivers messages via card stock.

Ben here, today Jacques, Hesse and I discuss my harrowing experience flying during the government shutdown, Bryan Johnson's 5mg mushroom trip, and read through some select choices from The Ethicist. Plus a lot of crazy shit talk on this one...

It's S-S-Seeking Sunday! Ben here, today Hesse and I sit our white asses dow while Jacques runs the show, mostly to ask us a handful of questions ala Vogue's 73 Questions. We discuss our hottest takes on food, how we embarrassed ourselves in middle school, and what we would do with all the power in the world...

VIDEO & AUDIO AVAILABLE ON PATREON It’s Seeking Sunday! Ben here, joining us today is comedian and furry Marley Gotterer. We talk about the NYC mayoral election, our potential Halloween costumes, and winning over the affections of our father’s girlfriends. Then Marley guesses our various mental illnesses. And we guess what d*ugs she's buying. Get tickets to see Marley at Second City NYC! Intro & Outro– စလငလင - ငယသမ

*Full Video for FREE on Patreon* It's Seeking Sunday! Ben here, today author, journalist and House Expert P.E. Moskowitz joins Hesse and I to talk about their new book, Breaking Awake: A Reporter's Search For A New Life, and A New World Through Drugs. We discuss how the popular belief that depression is nothing more than a "chemical imbalance" benefits the pharmaceutical industry while driving social alienation, list our favorite and least favorite drugs, and talk about how the internet has changed perceptions of treating mental illness. Then we take a peek at a handful of sinister anti-depressant advertisements. Along with one ad aimed at those of us with active bladders. Read P.E.'s substack Mental Hellth for more!

Hello Seekers! Ben here, today Jacques, Hesse and I welcome everyone's favorite Latina Baby Grinch, George Santos, back into the free world, then re-cap the NYC mayoral debate, and read an article about how and why f*gs are marrying their hags. Plus Jacques gives Malala a lesson on how to take a bong rip without triggering past traumatic events. Also, watch Kay Poyer and Essence Thomas on last week's Interior Motives, after you listen to this of course.

Hello Seekers! Ben here, today Jacques, Hesse and I do a vibe check on Cheryl Hines by analyzing her on the View, discuss Trump saying he dodged a bullet that Charlie well, didn't, and approximate how shloshed Kamala is getting on her book tour. Plus we check in on some local cranks and Jacques gives a review of the movie which ended a dissociative spell he was stuck in.

It's Seeking Sunday! Ben here, today Jacques, Hesse and I discuss how the iPad-ification of cars is turning our seniors into lethal drivers, lobby the Golden Globes to give us an award for podcasting, and end the episode by finding a new Gay Guy Article Writer to bully. Plus we develop an amazing pitch for a weekly column in Them. This week's music is provided by lil_art_hoe, my dear friend and Jacques cousin (on both sides.) He's a king, go check out his newest EP "Call Me" on bandcamp.

It's Seeking Sunday! Hello divas! Ben here, today Jacques, Hesse, and I discuss Pete Hegseth's new standards for the military, come up with some of our own, trash the new AI actress, and end the episode with some readings from the NYT's The Ethicist.

Hello Seekers! Ben here, today Jacques, Hesse and I open up the show with a discussion of Jacques missing voodoo doll, then we give some quick movie reviews, and decide which lesbians we would bring to a deserted island with us. Plus we come up with a transgender screenplay with which to apply to the Duplass Brother's Found Footage Feature Fund. See you Sunday divas!

It's Seeking Sunday! Ben here, today Jacques, Hesse and I discuss our various mental illnesses, the NYPD arresting cruisers in Penn Station, and then we round out the episode with a quiz which yet again....reveals a shocking truth about each of us.

Hello Seekers! Ben here, today after a brief detour to Heaven, Jacques, Hesse, and I discuss the Kirk memorial, Bridgette Macron providing "photographic evidence" of her womanhood to a judge, and of course–Donald Trump's autism announcement. Plus some birthday updates from Jacques.

It's Seeking Sunday! Hesse, Jacques and Max review the 1990 action/sci-fi film Predator 2! Listen to Max's show The Drain

Hello Seekers! It's a special S-S-Seeking Saturday. Ben here, today I explain everything about Charlie Kirk to Jacques, who has almost zero idea who Charlie is, or why he was assassinated. I walk him through the unfolding situation starting with the day of, the immediate aftermath, to the capture of the alleged suspect. We discuss Trump potentially coming after Etsy witches, the fact Jezebel is still randomly operating (?), what the engraved bullets can tell us about the alleged assassin's politics and of course, we check in to what Bevvie had to say about it all. Plus Jacques does a freestyle in Charlie's memory.

Hello Seekers! Ben here, today Jacques and I hop on the radio waves to bring you some of our favorite songs for Fall! Between playing our tracks we talk about Tucker Carlson's burning desire to interview Pete Buttiegieg about Gay S*x, Donald Trump's birthday letter to Epstein, the rise of schizophrenia and psychosis among THC users and then I do an edible. Plus Jacuqes has an interview with a Chinese Company looking for a "monkey" AKA a silent white American to hang out around business meetings. He does amazing.

Hello Seekers! Ben here, today Thomas and Jake of Pendejo Time join us! Jacques gives us a rundown of some recent celebrity news, Jake tells us about going to the Abbey and SUR, and we read through some submissions to the Ethicist. Plus we find out what it's like to do 1000mgs of THC then go to the dentist.

Ben here, today Jacques, Hesse and I dive into the lawsuit between Laura Loomer and Bill Maher, discuss the return of Project Runway, and get a pressing Jacques Health Update. He's fine ftr. But everyone please join us in our Prayer For Jacques at 6EST tonight. Just say a prayer for him at that time. We're gonna heal this boy

Hello Seekers, Still hungover Ben here, on today's ep Jacques, Hesse and I take a look as Jacques freshly minted Letterboxed account, take a look at the 80+ entries he's made in the past 24 hours, and give a review of Eddington. Plus we compare our various hangover cures.

Find the Full Video on our Patreon! Judge Mora reporting, in this special episode Judge Deni and I begin by reviewing some breaking evidence in a highly publicized lawsuit. We received a second secret recording of a vicious prank phone call one Mr. Dane made to a Mx. Jacques Gonsoulin, an act Gonsoulin argues caused 9 million in damages. The case appears to be open and shut...until Mr. Gonsoulin's conduct in the courtroom turns the entire case on its head. Who will walk out a free man? Will Dane be ordered to pay Gonsoulin 9 million dollars? Can you smoke mari*uana in a courtroom? Find out divas...

Hello Seekers! Ben here, today Jacques, Hesse and I dive head first into the world of Sex & The City! We discuss the new season of And Just Like That, the disastrous effect of the entire show upon the Gay Male brain, and figure out what the hell is going on with Aiden's freak son. Plus we take a quiz to figure out which character we are!

It's Seeking Sunday! Ben here, today Hesse and I help Jacques audition for Big Brother which we think he will get despite not meeting about half of the eligibility requirements. Then we get to your calls and discuss how to hit on trans women, how to convince your BPD friend to undergo a procedure which freezes their flight or fight response, and what to do post small town cancellation.

Hello everyone! Ben here, today we're back with another one of our talk radio episodes! Between playing some of our favorite songs we discuss Trump's renovations of the White House, read some submissions from the evil NYT's The Ethicist, investigate Woah Vickys chat bot, Zohran stealing a table in college, Ghislane's plushy prison transfer, and radioactive wasps. Plus Jacques tell us about the private investigator he hired to tail me. Still not sure if that's real or not.

It's Seeking Sunday! Ben here, today Jacques, Hesse and I discuss the unknown object hurtling directly towards earth, Trump talking about arresting Oprah, Beyonce and Obama, why the hell Pedro Pascal is famous, and racist advertisement's. Plus we get an update on everyone's favorite Aunt.

Hello Seekers! Ben here, today Jacques, Hesse and I take a look at a possible fecal transplant for Jacques, conduct a Scientologist auditing session on him, and finally submit ourselves to a personality quiz related to everyone's favorite show.

It's Seeking Sunday! Ben here, today Jacques, Hesse and I discuss Time's picks for Best Podcasts of the Decade, learn how to sm*ke c*ack from Hunter Biden, unpack Candace's transvestigaiton of Bridgette Macron, and finally say goodbye to George Santos :(

Hello Seekers! Ben here, today Jacques, Hesse and I discuss Trump's Chronic Venous Insufficiency, Obama saying that young men need gay friends, and say farewell to Larry Sinclair (the guy who claimed to have hooked up with Obama.) He's dying. Plus Jacques tells us about the time he cock blocked a woman from her straight boyfriend. Then, Hesse and I sit down with journalist Dan Boguslaw who recently published all of Epstein's passwords. We talk about some of the recent fallout related to Epstein in MAGA world, how the democrats are responding to it, and take a peak at Epstein's Spotify and Pintrest. Subscribe to Dan's substack Deeper State and read his piece about sneaking into a George Santos event.

Movie Jacqueset is back with another Jacques-curated film to help you all get into the Jacqueset, and this time Jacques and Hesse are joined by Hesse’s Movie Mindset co-host Will Menaker! The crew discusses the 2002 X-treme Sports action movie XXX. We talk about the movie bringing about Jacques’ gender awakening, the worst evil villain plan in the history of movies, and much more!

Hello Seekers! Ben here, today Jacques, Hesse and I debrief Cuomo's newly announced independent bid for mayor, Rosie and Donald going at it yet again, and take a peak into the Ethicist, the NYT's advice column for neurotic liberals. We give advice on how to make your kid the right kind of gay guy, how to get your fat husband to do Ozempic, and if it's okay to out a politician you once had sex with (Corey Booker). Plus Jacques tells us about breaking his back.

It's Seeking Sunday! Ben here, today Jacques, Hesse and I open the show up to all of you! That's right, we're only talking about what you all have suggested, namely JoJo Siwa's new song, Caitlyn's assistant/girlfriends ATV death, Grok becoming a Nazi, and r/anti-sex, a reddit dedicated to Sex Haters.

VIDEO AVAILABLE ON PATREON Hello Seekers! Ben here, today Jen joins me for a special peak into our Summer plans! Where are we going? Well, to start: a micro-bully convention on the Border...Chengdu...Newport...Tokyo...Grand Isle, Nebraska...New York City...Los Angeles...and more. Plus we discuss Lena Dunham's recent press tour, Arca vs. Sevdaliza, Queer Eye getting canceled, my 80 year old girlfriend and of course, I review my time in Gulf Shores, Alabama. LA, get tickets to Jen's club theatre extravaganza Diskokina!

Hesse is joined by the boys from A Closer Look podcast (Nate Fisher and Will Sennet) to celebrate the end of pride month, discuss the Diddy verdict, and share cool but believable stories about times we’ve met Michael Madsen. Then, Uncle Columbo drops by to face Nate’s Uncle Jasmine and Will’s Uncle Will in a Detective-off. Listen Will & Nate's podcast A Closer Look

This is the first hour of the episode, to hear the second hour subscribe to our Patreon! Ben here, today I'm bringing you the third session of Attention Seekers, our LIVE call in show straight from the studio at Acadiana Public Access! No video for this one, just the sweet sounds of our voices and your calls. Yes I monologue for like 15 minutes about Lauren Sanchez but don't worry, Jacques joins me at around 15 minutes. Hesse is back with a special bonus for Seeking Sunday and then we'll all be back together next week!

Ben here, today Jacques, Hesse and I get through the past week in breaking news. Iran vs. Israel, JoJo Siwa vs. Lesbianism and Zohran vs. Cuomo! (This was recorded before Zohran's primary win, we did it y'all) Plus we end the show with a quiz on Catholicism to finally determine which one of us is the most Catholic.

Ben here, today Jacques, Hesse and I deliver some dramatic readings of Tyler Perry's leaked texts to Derek who is currently suing him for 260 Million Dollars. Then we randomly discover that Jacques is a math genius and take a peak at what Hesse's been writing in her notes app. Follow us on our Instagram and watch Jacques and I as we take over Louisiana Public Access TV for Attention Seekers, our live call-in show. Here's our broadcasting schedule, find us LIVE on Instagram: Thursday June 26th at 5EST Friday June 27th at 5EST Saturday June 28th at 6EST Sunday June 29th at 3:30EST Monday June 30th at 6:45EST The call in number will be coming soon!

Subscribe to our Patreon for the FULL EPISODE Hello Seekers! Ben here, today Hesse, Jen and I overhear Caitlyn Jenner's experience in the Tel Aviv Pride bunker and then debrief her Israel tour. Plus we talk about the new Trump Phone, dive into a possible Doja Cat PR stunt and explain why gay men need fandom taken away from them.

FREE VIDEO ON OUR PATREON Ben here, Jacques, Hesse, and I are joined by the one and only Miss Kay to crack open the old gay list and instill all of the straight men listening with newfound neuroses which is, guess what, GAY! Today, we discuss all of the things social media says men CAN'T do. Such as taking a celebratory picture in front of your new apartment, bullying sad women on twitter, receiving packages, having a female character in the Sims and more! Plus, we get some updates from Jacques ventures as a wedding DJ, find out why I can't stop pointing at Japanese Maples, and hear about what happens when you're all alone with just a few sad queens at Dallas' iconic Round Up Saloon. Listen to Kay's podcast Meat Bus and check out her Substack, The Quiet Part!

*Full Audio & Video Available on Patreon* Ben here, today we kick off pride month by talking about JoJo Siwa's heterosexual crusade, I review my 2005 Nissan Altima and discuss scaring some Mexican guys. But more importantly we finally (after two failed attempts) debrief the heinous prank a listener pulled on Jacques, and hear the secret recordings he made in the process. All I will say is it involves the Real Housewife Dorinda Medley, Emeril Agassi, and an Amputee Mausoleum in New Orleans. Then we take some of your calls! We give advice to a transgender woman who is afraid of roller coasters, a straight man who doesn't understand why the gays at his office wont slay with him, what to do when you're the token gay of a bachelorette party, and much more!

*FREE VIDEO AVAILABLE ON PATREON* It's Seeking Sunday! Ben here, back with another episode of Interior Motives, the game show wherein viewers send us a photo of their bedroom (and the inside of their fridge) and we have to guess their sexuality, gender, age and location. Joining me today is the don diva Jen and Jamie, AKA the Mother of the Podcast! Do you want to be on Interior Motives? Submit here! There was a slight delay on this video call, we did our best to fix it!

Hello Seekers! Ben here, today Jacques, Hesse and I open the show with a discussion of the recent Sniffies ban and how we plan to leverage this epic fail into an appearance on their podcast. Then Jacques takes us back Outside the Actors Studio and asks us a bunch of questions which are designed to reveal who we really are... We'll be back Sunday with another Interior Motives featuring a very special guest!