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Today on The Woody Show, the NFL Biggest Loser comes down to Gina vs. Menace, while Greg is still trying to figure out the difference between the line and the spread. This Week in Audio brings us an unhinged Bucs fan, a live tailgate engagement, the Mango Matcha guy, the viral Red Bikini Girl and a debate over whether a terrified woman is being a bitch…or a Greg Gory. We also talk to the Chinese Buffet Guy, Tio Tim stops by, and the crew shares things they’ve somehow had to explain to other grown adults. Plus, Jamie Foxx has another baby on the way, Sebas takes credit for keeping everyone employed, and Throwback Thursday is loaded with one-hit wonders.

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Today on The Woody Show, the NFL Biggest Loser comes down to Gina vs. Menace, while Greg is still trying to figure out the difference between the line and the spread. This Week in Audio brings us an unhinged Bucs fan, a live tailgate engagement, the Mango Matcha guy, the viral Red Bikini Girl and a debate over whether a terrified woman is being a bitch…or a Greg Gory. We also talk to the Chinese Buffet Guy, Tio Tim stops by, and the crew shares things they’ve somehow had to explain to other grown adults. Plus, Jamie Foxx has another baby on the way, Sebas takes credit for keeping everyone employed, and Throwback Thursday is loaded with one-hit wonders.

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The Woody Show laughs at Caleb Williams memes and Jeff gets put on the spot for parenting advice, while Menace wonders if kids can basically be trained with treats like dogs. Plus, Redneck News brings a bucket of poop, Wendy’s drops an emo album, and the crew battles over the greatest one-hit wonder of all time. We also follow up on the Florida woman whose “that cocaine in my ass isn’t mine” defense somehow worked. And because this show never stays normal for long…there’s a fart-fueled domestic dispute, a bear in an arcade, and a backyard sinkhole.

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The Woody Show laughs at Caleb Williams memes and Jeff gets put on the spot for parenting advice, while Menace wonders if kids can basically be trained with treats like dogs. Plus, Redneck News brings a bucket of poop, Wendy’s drops an emo album, and the crew battles over the greatest one-hit wonder of all time. We also follow up on the Florida woman whose “that cocaine in my ass isn’t mine” defense somehow worked. And because this show never stays normal for long…there’s a fart-fueled domestic dispute, a bear in an arcade, and a backyard sinkhole.

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Woody officially revoked Kate Beckinsale’s Hall Pass privileges…so he’s looking for a hall pass - We get into hunting versus fishing, and somehow discover a product called the Wunder Boner. Then the after-hours voicemails bring nose-ring queefs, Fat Sammi complaints, and our Boss Paul getting put on the spot to see if he even knew all of our names. Sebas celebrates 7-Eleven Bring Your Own Cup Day by attempting to fill Sammi’s menstrual cup with a Slurpee…because apparently there are no rules anymore. Plus, Greg’s mortgage and Amazon rage, and a friend of Woodys with the freakish ability to name the number-one song from basically any date.

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Woody officially revoked Kate Beckinsale’s Hall Pass privileges…so he’s looking for a hall pass - We get into hunting versus fishing, and somehow discover a product called the Wunder Boner. Then the after-hours voicemails bring nose-ring queefs, Fat Sammi complaints, and our Boss Paul getting put on the spot to see if he even knew all of our names. Sebas celebrates 7-Eleven Bring Your Own Cup Day by attempting to fill Sammi’s menstrual cup with a Slurpee…because apparently there are no rules anymore. Plus, Greg’s mortgage and Amazon rage, and a friend of Woodys with the freakish ability to name the number-one song from basically any date.

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The Woody Show is back from the iHeartRadio Music Festival with a full weekend of Cheers, Jeers, bad decisions and angry BTS fans. We recap the biggest news of the weekend, crown our NFL Biggest Loser, and somehow end up debating hotel keys, phone screen protectors, and full-body MRI. Plus, Guess Whose Gas returns, Sebas investigates a grocery store “scam,” and AI continues its mission to replace every human with increasingly weird results. And Menace explains the latest weight-loss peptides. 

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The Woody Show is back from the iHeartRadio Music Festival with a full weekend of Cheers, Jeers, bad decisions and angry BTS fans. We recap the biggest news of the weekend, crown our NFL Biggest Loser, and somehow end up debating hotel keys, phone screen protectors, and full-body MRI. Plus, Guess Whose Gas returns, Sebas investigates a grocery store “scam,” and AI continues its mission to replace every human with increasingly weird results. And Menace explains the latest weight-loss peptides. 

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The Woody Show is asking the important questions today…like how interest rates actually affect normal people, and why China needs robot fish spying on everybody. Bitches Be Crazy brings a woman punching a cashier and leaving behind her wallet, plus an airline passenger who apparently thought the plane was her own private bedroom. This Week in Audio has everything from an athlete pooping herself to acupuncture arguments, the GTA 6 soundtrack, and More+ Menace got tortured with the Bernunciation Game....and comedian Alfred Robles joined the show & hung out for Tio Alfred

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The Woody Show is asking the important questions today…like how interest rates actually affect normal people, and why China needs robot fish spying on everybody. Bitches Be Crazy brings a woman punching a cashier and leaving behind her wallet, plus an airline passenger who apparently thought the plane was her own private bedroom. This Week in Audio has everything from an athlete pooping herself to acupuncture arguments, the GTA 6 soundtrack, and More+ Menace got tortured with the Bernunciation Game....and comedian Alfred Robles joined the show & hung out for Tio Alfred

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Today on The Woody Show, Waymo snitches to the cops, Greg worries about a chunk of the sun hitting Earth, and Woody wonders what happened to good old-fashioned MILF porn. After Hours Voicemails bring us Filipino dogs and high thoughts. Plus, Rich On Tech, NFL Biggest Loser picks, chicken nugget purses, AI girlfriends…and Greg feeds Menace chicken wings with his feet. Just another completely normal day on The Woody Show.

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Today on The Woody Show, Waymo snitches to the cops, Greg worries about a chunk of the sun hitting Earth, and Woody wonders what happened to good old-fashioned MILF porn. After Hours Voicemails bring us Filipino dogs and high thoughts. Plus, Rich On Tech, NFL Biggest Loser picks, chicken nugget purses, AI girlfriends…and Greg feeds Menace chicken wings with his feet. Just another completely normal day on The Woody Show.

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Jo Koy in studio, News Headlines, Will Ai end us? & More!! 

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Today on The Woody Show, the Emmys happened, football is back, and celebrities are once again discovering that nobody wants politics with their concert tickets. Jo Koy takes over the studio to talk fist fights, getting rich, foot fetishes and Greg’s horrifying immature text replies. Plus, we debate whether breakdancing is actually a sport, Howard Stern barely works anymore, Oprah takes over the Sphere…and apparently being famous still isn’t enough to get you past security.

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Cheers and jeers, News Headlines, Cart Narcs & More! 

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Cheers and jeers, News Headlines, Cart Narcs & More! 

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Woody hates on a new $450 toothbrush..for good reason +  We found out who had the best and worst ideas for Sebas to throw money at, including a Juggalo house, a shrimp farm, a cuddling garden and in the end, the key to winning Sebas’ Shark Tank is boobs...which feels pretty on-brand. Then we put our musical taste on trial with Best of 7, where Woody’s “How Soon Is Now” took the crown... Plus, Bill Simmons admits to proxy betting, a shirt designed to make you invisible to Flock cameras, and the team played Never Have I Ever. 

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Woody hates on a new $450 toothbrush..for good reason +  We found out who had the best and worst ideas for Sebas to throw money at, including a Juggalo house, a shrimp farm, a cuddling garden and in the end, the key to winning Sebas’ Shark Tank is boobs...which feels pretty on-brand. Then we put our musical taste on trial with Best of 7, where Woody’s “How Soon Is Now” took the crown... Plus, Bill Simmons admits to proxy betting, a shirt designed to make you invisible to Flock cameras, and the team played Never Have I Ever. 

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The NFL season hasn’t even started yet, and we’re already calling teams losers…Today on The Woody Show, everybody makes their NFL “Biggest Loser” picks and puts their terrible football knowledge permanently on the record. Menace Word of the Day goes completely off the rails with “indiscrimination,” and we destroyed our digestive systems taste-testing Oreo flavors nobody asked for—including Dill Pickle, Chicken & Waffles and Hot Honey Cornbread. We also celebrate some legendary celebrity fails...Zac Efron dropping a condom on the red carpet, Tom Cruise treating Oprah’s couch like a trampoline & more. Plus,  Craigslist Price Is Right introduces us to dead-celebrity pillows, guinea pig hats and latex testicles. 

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The NFL season hasn’t even started yet, and we’re already calling teams losers…Today on The Woody Show, everybody makes their NFL “Biggest Loser” picks and puts their terrible football knowledge permanently on the record. Menace Word of the Day goes completely off the rails with “indiscrimination,” and we destroyed our digestive systems taste-testing Oreo flavors nobody asked for—including Dill Pickle, Chicken & Waffles and Hot Honey Cornbread. We also celebrate some legendary celebrity fails...Zac Efron dropping a condom on the red carpet, Tom Cruise treating Oprah’s couch like a trampoline & more. Plus,  Craigslist Price Is Right introduces us to dead-celebrity pillows, guinea pig hats and latex testicles. 

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Gina brought in her childhood psych evaluation, Jeff G popped his Glory Hole cherry, and Greg decided the drunk-driving limit should be HIGHER...so yeah, productive morning. We went through Gina’s old school records to find out exactly what kind of kid she was, then Greg asked who everyone would “go gay for” —  Sebas shoved a bunch of jail-related mystery items into Jeff’s Glory Hole Challenge +  Edward Norton pissed people off with his comments about romanticizing autism, and we got an update from the listener who texted us about her dog needing surgery. Woody offered to cover the vet bill...then tried calling the woman to make sure the whole thing was legit. 

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Gina brought in her childhood psych evaluation, Jeff G popped his Glory Hole cherry, and Greg decided the drunk-driving limit should be HIGHER...so yeah, productive morning. We went through Gina’s old school records to find out exactly what kind of kid she was, then Greg asked who everyone would “go gay for” —  Sebas shoved a bunch of jail-related mystery items into Jeff’s Glory Hole Challenge +  Edward Norton pissed people off with his comments about romanticizing autism, and we got an update from the listener who texted us about her dog needing surgery. Woody offered to cover the vet bill...then tried calling the woman to make sure the whole thing was legit. 

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Today on The Woody Show- Jeff accidentally showed his beanbag to a masseuse, Sebas went to a Mensa meeting, and somehow neither of those was the dumbest thing we talked about today. Cheers & Jeers hit everything from Woody’s 400 hours of flying to Greg’s rapidly regenerating ear hair, AI curing things, scam artists pretending to be NFL players, and more. We also found out what makes everyone say “Therefore, I’m Out”  (Menace’s game) — things like hot honey, murder porn, social-media doctors, “maxxing” and people who won’t shut up about hating AI all made the list. Plus, The Weakest Link exposed the idiots among us, and Tom Hardy has a rap album now….what does the team think about it? 

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Today on The Woody Show- Jeff accidentally showed his beanbag to a masseuse, Sebas went to a Mensa meeting, and somehow neither of those was the dumbest thing we talked about today. Cheers & Jeers hit everything from Woody’s 400 hours of flying to Greg’s rapidly regenerating ear hair, AI curing things, scam artists pretending to be NFL players, and more. We also found out what makes everyone say “Therefore, I’m Out”  (Menace’s game) — things like hot honey, murder porn, social-media doctors, “maxxing” and people who won’t shut up about hating AI all made the list. Plus, The Weakest Link exposed the idiots among us, and Tom Hardy has a rap album now….what does the team think about it? 

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News Headlines, Fail Stories, Blind Box, DUIQ & More! 

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News Headlines, Fail Stories, Blind Box, DUIQ & More! 

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News Headlines, This week in Audio & More! 

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News Headlines, This week in Audio & More! 

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News Headlines, We hear you Dallas, Menace's non-game game & More! 

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News Headlines, We hear you Dallas, Menace's non-game game & More! 

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News Headlines, Gathering of the Juggalos, Men and Purses & More! 

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News Headlines, Gathering of the Juggalos, Men and Purses & More! 

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Cheers and Jeers, Tyler's Lemonade Stand, News Headlines & More! 

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Cheers and Jeers, Tyler's Lemonade Stand, News Headlines & More! 

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News Headlines, Fail Stories, Guest Psychic AJ Barrera, DUIQ & More! 

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News Headlines, Fail Stories, Guest Psychic AJ Barrera, DUIQ & More! 

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News Headlines, Tyler's Lemonade Stand, This Week in audio & More!

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News Headlines, Tyler's Lemonade Stand, This Week in audio & More!

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News Headlines, Cross Fire with Hammerin' Hank & Half Baked, Smart Ass Game & More! 

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News Headlines, Cross Fire with Hammerin' Hank & Half Baked, Smart Ass Game & More! 

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News Headlines, After Hours Voicemail, The Ghost of Juggalo's & More! 

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News Headlines, After Hours Voicemail, The Ghost of Juggalo's & More! 

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Cheers and Jeers, News Headlines, Thrift Store Day & More! 

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Cheers and Jeers, News Headlines, Thrift Store Day & More! 

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New Headlines, Fail Stories, Frankie White, The DUIQ & More! 

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New Headlines, Fail Stories, Frankie White, The DUIQ & More! 

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News Headlines, This Weekend Audio, Morgan's back from Japan & More! 

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News Headlines, This Weekend Audio, Morgan's back from Japan & More! 

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News Headlines, Craigslist "Price Is Right", Best of 7 New Wave Singers 7 & More! 

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News Headlines, Craigslist "Price Is Right", Best of 7 New Wave Singers 7 & More! 

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News Headlines, Squatter Hunter in studio, What does the number 911 mean & More! 

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News Headlines, Squatter Hunter in studio, What does 911 mean? & More! 

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Cheers and Jeers, New Headlines, Sebas Shark Tank & More! 

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Cheers and Jeers, New Headlines, Sebas Shark Tank & More! 

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P or TEA?, News Headlines, DUIQ & More! 

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P or TEA?, News Headlines, DUIQ & More! 

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Tyler's Family Dinner, News Headlines, Greg's Meaning of Life & More! 

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Tyler's Family Dinner, News Headlines, Greg's Meaning of Life & More! 

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New Headlines, Would You Rather, Google Says what & More! 

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New Headlines, Would You Rather, Google Says what & More! 

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News Headlines, After Hours Voicemails, Is it Manly & More!

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News Headlines, After Hours Voicemails, Is it Manly & More!

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Cheers and Jeers, News Headlines, 23 and me stories & More! 

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Cheers and Jeers, News Headlines, 23 and me stories & More! 

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News Headlines, The DUIQ, Menace's Late-Night Monologue & More! 

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News Headlines, The DUIQ, Menace's Late-Night Monologue & More! 

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Warped Tour Family Feud, News Headlines, Tio Tim & More! 

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Warped Tour Family Feud, News Headlines, Tio Tim & More! 

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News Headlines, Would you Rather, Kevin Smith, Narc Week & More!  

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News Headlines, Would you Rather, Kevin Smith, Narc Week & More!  

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News Headlines, Redneck News, Comic-con & More! 

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News Headlines, Redneck News, Comic-con & More! 

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Cheers & Jeers, News Headlines, Cutting off auto payments & More! 

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Cheers & Jeers, News Headlines, Cutting off auto payments & More! 

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News Headlines, DUIQ, Fail Stories, Food News & More! 

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News Headlines, DUIQ, Fail Stories, Food News & More! 

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News Headlines, Ted Talks, Afterhours Voicemails & More! 

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News Headlines, Ted Talks, Afterhours Voicemails & More! 

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News Headlines, Menace Word of The Day, Cameo of the Cheapo & More! 

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News Headlines, Menace Word of The Day, Cameo of the Cheapo & More! 

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Cheers and Jeers, News Headlines, Woody Show Hot Seat & More! 

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Cheers and Jeers, News Headlines, Woody Show Hot Seat & More! 

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News Headlines, DUIQ, Movie reviews & More! 

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News Headlines, DUIQ, Movie reviews & More! 

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News Headlines, Guess whose gas, This week in audio & More! 

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News Headlines, Guess whose gas, This week in audio & More! 

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News Headlines, Random Thoughts, Ai News Room and More! 

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News Headlines, Random Thoughts, Ai News Room and More! 

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News Headlines, Getting to know Jeff G, Tyler's Tattoo reviews & More! 

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News Headlines, Getting to know Jeff G, Tyler's Tattoo reviews & More! 

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