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Triforce Mailbag 78! We're getting immediately distracted by The Celebrity Traitors cast, we get led on an insane journey about Triforce being immortalised in a museum, we get further distracted by conspiracy nuts and nature preservation in Derek vs Derek and a Dutchman reviews their journey of England! Support your favourite podcast on Patreon: https://bit.ly/2SMnzk6 Music courtesy of Epidemic Sound. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Triforce! Episode 369! Retail work is hell between the lack of pay, the expectation of care and crime but it's okay, we've got the solution. Free hot chocolates in a friendly Harvest Jamboree. It's Sips' dream, after all! Also, Robocop will help with his classic catchphrase: You're dead. Support your favourite podcast on Patreon: https://bit.ly/2SMnzk6 Music courtesy of Epidemic Sound. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Triforce! Episode 368! We're talking Paranormal Activity and wildly successful horror movies, Flax gets flipped off by a stranger and he's not the only victim here, we can't understand the plot of The Notebook (but why are we still crying?) and Sips launches a new game review channel with Wardogs (2/10 after hundreds of hours btw) Go to http://BUYRAYCON.com/triforce to get 20% off The Everyday Earbuds Classics!Support your favourite podcast on Patreon: https://bit.ly/2SMnzk6 Music courtesy of Epidemic Sound. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Triforce! Episode 367! What are our perfect dream homes (and how much money did the Home Alone's McCallister have!?), Pyrion went to see the loudest band in the world (Jiluka) and Lewis struggles to keep up with Sips and Flax talking about classic 80s bands. Also, sorry, but we gotta talk about Trump again. Support your favourite podcast on Patreon: https://bit.ly/2SMnzk6 Music courtesy of Epidemic Sound. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Triforce Mailbag 77! We've got a bunch of Jingles (that might spell the end of Jingles forever), we get a true list of the most famous people in the world (that we don't agree with), we get an update from someone SirActionSlacks domed at an old Dota International and Sips, who believes an AK47 can shoot through a door, invites everyone to Jersey. Also, an armchair relationship analyser wonders how Flax isn't divorced. Go to http://BUYRAYCON.com/triforce to get 20% off The Everyday Earbuds Classics! Support your favourite podcast on Patreon: https://bit.ly/2SMnzk6 Music courtesy of Epidemic Sound. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Triforce! Episode 366! Pyrion's back from Shanghai and recaps his story in the style of an epic poem! Lewis is worried he's getting scammed by builders and Sips get 67'd in Center Parcs. We've been watching some real tat on TV, Pyrion is convinced there is nothing out there in the observable universe and we learn about even more variations of the evil AI. Support your favourite podcast on Patreon: https://bit.ly/2SMnzk6 Music courtesy of Epidemic Sound. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Triforce Mailbag 76! Lewis stumbles through a series of great emails due to his incredibly terrible internet connection, we are warning you to never ever have children and we try to list the 10 most famous people in the world! Support your favourite podcast on Patreon: https://bit.ly/2SMnzk6 Music courtesy of Epidemic Sound. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Triforce! Episode 365! Pyrion's come up with a grand plan to buy the Yogscast (after watching the TommyInnit 100 Questions podcast) and has big ideas on how to create an enshittified Yogscast 2.0, we talk about our (very negative) personal experience with meme coins and cryptocurrency and Lewis starts Lews News way too early. Go to http://BUYRAYCON.com/triforce to get 20% off The Everyday Earbuds Classics! Support your favourite podcast on Patreon: https://bit.ly/2SMnzk6 Music courtesy of Epidemic Sound. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Triforce Mailbag 75! How do we deal with getting recognised in public (by 4 year olds)? What kind of food does the Demon of Breakfast recommend? How should non-binary Triforce fans identify themselves? Why does Jeremy Clarkson think we're all snowflake babies? Can ever record a family-safe episode?! Take control of your income. Start your free trial at http://shopify.com/triforce Support your favourite podcast on Patreon: https://bit.ly/2SMnzk6 Music courtesy of Epidemic Sound. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Triforce! Episode 364! We're trying to figure out who actually cares about Star Wars any more and dive deep into TV adaption flops, talk about the strange immersion breaks of The Odyssey while trying to figure out what the hell Sips ever watches. Support your favourite podcast on Patreon: https://bit.ly/2SMnzk6 Music courtesy of Epidemic Sound. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Triforce! Episode 363! We're fighting seagulls, dealing with a £2 Andy Burnham Britain and sharing some top street party and vacation spots. Pyrion is taking on a listeners challenge to "try opera" by going to see the Gilbert and Sullivan classic Iolanthe before heading off to Shanghai so we're brushing up on our interview techniques! Exclusive $35-off Carver Mat, Aspen, and Walden frames at https://on.auraframes.com/TRIFORCE. Promo Code TRIFORCE Support your favourite podcast on Patreon: https://bit.ly/2SMnzk6 Music courtesy of Epidemic Sound. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Triforce Mailbag 74! We're busting open a varied bag today with emails about AI, English standoffishness, flat earthers and much more! Go to http://BUYRAYCON.com/triforceOPEN to get 20% off The Essential Open Earbuds Support your favourite podcast on Patreon: https://bit.ly/2SMnzk6 Music courtesy of Epidemic Sound. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Triforce! Episode 362! Why don't more footballers become actors? Lewis finally learns about OJ Simpson and Ann Widdecombe, we unfortunately dive into Looksmaxxing cultists and Pyrion experiences travel hell in London. We also experience the brand new segment: Flax Facts (which may not feature real facts) Support your favourite podcast on Patreon: https://bit.ly/2SMnzk6 Music courtesy of Epidemic Sound. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Triforce! Episode 361! What does an average day look like for us? Lewis watches birds and shows topless Flax to everyone, Sips is absolutely rammed and drowns under to-do lists while Flax pootles around watching YouTube. We have to talk about Trump's Red Card situation in the World Cup and UK Trump (Nigel Farage) standing against Count Binface and we talk about the legendary games of the 90s! Take control of your income. Start your free trial at http://shopify.com/triforce Support your favourite podcast on Patreon: https://bit.ly/2SMnzk6 Music courtesy of Epidemic Sound. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Triforce! Episode 360! What's changed in 10 years? Are we just grumpier and more confused? Or are we blindly listening to AI on random gardening tips? Go to http://BUYRAYCON.com/triforceOPEN to get 20% off The Essential Open Earbuds Support your favourite podcast on Patreon: https://bit.ly/2SMnzk6 Music courtesy of Epidemic Sound. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Triforce Mailbag 73! What've we got hidden in our hard drives? Was it actually annoying for Sips when Lewis called him in the YogPod? Should cat owners start adopting birds? Have we told this story before? All this and more answered in today's Mailbag! Take control of your income. Start your free trial at http://shopify.com/triforce Support your favourite podcast on Patreon: https://bit.ly/2SMnzk6 Music courtesy of Epidemic Sound. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Triforce! Episode 359 - the heatwave special! It's a record beating scorcher in the UK so we're staying inside to record a podcast. Lewis has a sore wrist thinking about Brittany (in France, not Spears), we uncover an interesting story about the ancient meme: Techno Viking and Sips imagines a London united under a storm singing old nursery rhymes (like Wind the Bobbin Up, apparently.) Take control of your income. Start your free trial at http://shopify.com/triforce Support your favourite podcast on Patreon: https://bit.ly/2SMnzk6 Music courtesy of Epidemic Sound. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Triforce! Episode 358! Pyrion, fresh from a fancy Jingle Jam Mixer, gets locked out of his own house for hours but knows a very unorthadox locksmith, Sips has been watching documentaries about the scum at Thames Water, Elon's back with a brand new scam and Lew's back with some Tech News! Take control of your income. Start selling for $1/month at http://shopify.com/triforce Go to http://buyraycon.com/triforceOPEN to get 15% off Support your favourite podcast on Patreon: https://bit.ly/2SMnzk6 Music courtesy of Epidemic Sound. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Triforce! Episode 357! Zoomer Sips doesn't have the attention span to watch a movie in one sitting, and we discover some hilarious alternate names for porn-ified franchises. Football chat ends at around 35 minutes in and we get a tiny dose of Lews News! Support your favourite podcast on Patreon: https://bit.ly/2SMnzk6 Music courtesy of Epidemic Sound. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Triforce! Episode 356! We address a Married At First Sight shaped elephant in the room, chopped unc Pyrion tries to understand gen alpha slang and Lewis had an incredible trip to LA and saw a ton of amazing things! Go to http://buyraycon.com/triforceOPEN to get 15% off Support your favourite podcast on Patreon: https://bit.ly/2SMnzk6 Music courtesy of Epidemic Sound. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Triforce Mailbag 72! We get a message from an ant who's starting a family under a money pit you might recognise, argue the pros and cons of having The Cheeky Girls at the next Triforce Live Show and Lewis gets heated (heheh) about heat pumps. Go to http://buyraycon.com/triforceOPEN to get 15% off Go to http://shopify.com/triforce to sign up for your $1-per-month trial. Support your favourite podcast on Patreon: https://bit.ly/2SMnzk6 Music courtesy of Epidemic Sound. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Triforce! Episode 355! Flax has been busy with Speed Awareness courses, a live Angine de Poitrine concert and rescuing a woman by becoming hospital staff! Go to http://shopify.com/triforce to sign up for your $1-per-month trial. Support your favourite podcast on Patreon: https://bit.ly/2SMnzk6 Music courtesy of Epidemic Sound. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Triforce! Episode 354! Pyrion's getting his poop scanned with dumpy bags, we're trusting dogs to sniff test for everything these days, we've been watching reboots like Poirot, He-Man and Balamory and we dive into the modern world of viral marketing. Support your favourite podcast on Patreon: https://bit.ly/2SMnzk6 Music courtesy of Epidemic Sound. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Triforce! Episode 353! Lewis is genuinely living in his gas leak arc, Pyrion dares to talk about something we've NEVER heard before on the podcast and we hear some 'hilarious' Lews News featuring a gaming grandma (who may or may not have killed her husband). Go to http://BUYRAYCON.com/TRIFORCE to get 15% off Exclusive $25-off Carver Mat at https://on.auraframes.com/TRIFORCE. Promo Code TRIFORCE Support your favourite podcast on Patreon: https://bit.ly/2SMnzk6 Music courtesy of Epidemic Sound. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Triforce Mailbag 71! It's time for a big Triforce rebrand, we try to uncover a house-move mystery (they were probably spies) and missing peoples cases (also spies) and the difficulty of making (and keeping) friends as older men. Pyrion's also been working on some (maybe controversial) voices. Won't someone just hire him already?! Exclusive $25-off Carver Mat at https://on.auraframes.com/TRIFORCE. Promo Code TRIFORCE Support your favourite podcast on Patreon: https://bit.ly/2SMnzk6 Music courtesy of Epidemic Sound. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Triforce! Episode 352! Lewis has complaints about his £20,000 AGA oven (he's just like us, guys), we try to discover how to live a chill happy life like Sips and we get scammed with some bad AirBNB reviews. Exclusive $25-off Carver Mat at https://on.auraframes.com/TRIFORCE. Promo Code TRIFORCE Support your favourite podcast on Patreon: https://bit.ly/2SMnzk6 Music courtesy of Epidemic Sound. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Triforce Mailbag Special 70! Sips hits on some linguistic research (without realising, of course), Pyrion pulls some rare cards with WikiGacha and we play a Foley Artist quiz! Support your favourite podcast on Patreon: https://bit.ly/2SMnzk6 Music courtesy of Epidemic Sound. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Triforce! Episode 351! Lewis is enjoying a lovely wedding in sunny Bicester (or is it Bister? Who cares), Pyrion gets threatened by a body building ex-fan while attending ConcreteCon 2026 with John Bovril and Sips watched a dog poop. Go to http://shopify.com/triforce to sign up for your $1-per-month trial. Go to http://buyraycon.com/triforceOPEN to get 15% off the Essential Open Earbuds. Thanks Raycon for sponsoring! Support your favourite podcast on Patreon: https://bit.ly/2SMnzk6 Music courtesy of Epidemic Sound. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Triforce! Episode 350! Lewis finally reveals his house survey was completed by a blind man, Smart appliances keep sucking up my farts and drinking my beer and we get sucked into some Pokémon card collection chat! Support your favourite podcast on Patreon: https://bit.ly/2SMnzk6 Music courtesy of Epidemic Sound. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Triforce! Episode 349! Your only real friend Pyrion talks about Parasocial Relationships, Lewis continues to explore extremely cursed and haunted home and Sips has been hate-watching "Handcuffed: Last Pair Standing". Support your favourite podcast on Patreon: https://bit.ly/2SMnzk6 Music courtesy of Epidemic Sound. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Triforce! Episode 348! Pyrion's hosting university talks, Lewis is making it big in traditional media (especially compared to Sips who just watched some TV) and we discover McDonalds Trading Cards! Go to http://shopify.com/triforce to sign up for your $1-per-month trial. Support your favourite podcast on Patreon: https://bit.ly/2SMnzk6 Music courtesy of Epidemic Sound. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Triforce! Episode 347! Pyrion tries to start a responsible discussion about the world of tomorrow today but Lewis and Sips get stuck on the world of the past yesterday. Orange Wine is making up believe we're in the Truman Show and Sips is getting quarked out of his mind at a military sex party. Go to http://buyraycon.com/triforceOPEN to get 20% off. Support your favourite podcast on Patreon: https://bit.ly/2SMnzk6 Music courtesy of Epidemic Sound. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Triforce Mailbag Special 69! Nice. We're falling into classic subscription traps, questioning the thin ice of doing accents (and offensive comedians) and we're taking a wildly unbalanced test on English knowledge! Support your favourite podcast on Patreon: https://bit.ly/2SMnzk6 Music courtesy of Epidemic Sound. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Triforce! Episode 346! We're talking about antiques, museums and a world full of all that old tat you don't care about any more. Meanwhile, Lewis' house saga continues now he's moved in with a giant dead fish and Sips and Flax share their top parenting tips for troublesome children. Support your favourite podcast on Patreon: https://bit.ly/2SMnzk6 Music courtesy of Epidemic Sound. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Triforce Mailbag Special 68! Pyrion prepares to open his bistro (not a brasserie), we want to understand Charity Shops and we're asked to be the moral compass for the Vegan Curious! Go to http://shopify.com/triforce to sign up for your $1 per month trial period. Support your favourite podcast on Patreon: https://bit.ly/2SMnzk6 Music courtesy of Epidemic Sound. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Triforce! Episode 345! What would we spend our lottery winnings on? Lewis is in the midst of continual house panic with surveys and repairs and Pyrion has some very serious questions to ask about Interstellar! Go to http://buyraycon.com/triforceOPEN to get 15% off. Support your favourite podcast on Patreon: https://bit.ly/2SMnzk6 Music courtesy of Epidemic Sound. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Triforce Mailbag Special 67! We have 15 (!) Jingles to play to you today as we catch up on the biggest, most bulging sack we've ever had! Support your favourite podcast on Patreon: https://bit.ly/2SMnzk6 Music courtesy of Epidemic Sound. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Triforce! Episode 344! Lewis is in the middle of his big house move (and it's VERY stressful), Pyion went to see the korean death metal band (Madman's Esprit) live and we talk about the healthy ways to approach anxiety and depression. Support your favourite podcast on Patreon: https://bit.ly/2SMnzk6 Music courtesy of Epidemic Sound. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Triforce! Episode 343! Welcome to 2026, we're sharing our christmas and new year celebration stories! Pyrion has a massive ass disasster in a cinema, Sips spent all of christmas in hospital and Lewis has been frequenting the nude beaches. Go to http://shopify.com/triforce to sign up for your $1 per month trial. Support your favourite podcast on Patreon: https://bit.ly/2SMnzk6 Music courtesy of Epidemic Sound. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Triforce! Episode 342! Lewis is on a sunny christmas holiday and we argue between Audio Books vs Physical Books, Pyrion compiles an in depth document on the history of the 67 meme and Sips dressed up as Kim Kardashian. Support your favourite podcast on Patreon: https://bit.ly/2SMnzk6 Music courtesy of Epidemic Sound. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Triforce! Episode 341! Sips has discovered Create (the best Minecraft Modpack ever made), we talk about the hidden art of strategic friendship groups (with some classic dad stories) and, unfortunately, we're forced to talk about AI again. Support your favourite podcast on Patreon: https://bit.ly/2SMnzk6 Music courtesy of Epidemic Sound. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Triforce Mailbag Special 66! We get mail from an award winning classical composer, discover the cooking bot (that only makes spaghetti) and we try to find film plots that are eerily similar to each other! Support your favourite podcast on Patreon: https://bit.ly/2SMnzk6 Music courtesy of Epidemic Sound. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Triforce! Episode 340! What professional named would we adopt if we became famous actors? Flax has stolen yet another quiz for another Quiz Special episode and Sips is on the hunt for his next favourite action movie! Exclusive $35 off Carver Mat at https://on.auraframes.com/TRIFORCE. Promo Code TRIFORCE Go to http://expressvpn.com/triforce today and get an extra 3 months free on a 1-year package! Support your favourite podcast on Patreon: https://bit.ly/2SMnzk6 Music courtesy of Epidemic Sound. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Triforce! Episode 339! Someone crashed their car into Pyrion's house (obliterating his entire collection of Hustlers magazines), we go back to some University stories and try to discover the origin of Flax's bald dome. Exclusive $35 off Carver Mat at https://on.auraframes.com/TRIFORCE. Promo Code TRIFORCE Support your favourite podcast on Patreon: https://bit.ly/2SMnzk6 Music courtesy of Epidemic Sound. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Triforce Mailbag Special 65! We get a curious collection of country jingles in our mailbag today (while demanding the ~ladies~ bring in some jingles), we talk about the biblical significance of the first suck and get a surprise visit from Simon once again! Go to http://auraframes.com and use code TRIFORCE to get $20 off their best-selling Carver Mat frame. Go to http://expressvpn.com/triforce today and get an extra 3 months free on a 1-year package! Support your favourite podcast on Patreon: https://bit.ly/2SMnzk6 Music courtesy of Epidemic Sound. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Triforce! Episode 338! It's firework night (at time of recording) so we're gonna shoot some BIG ones! Pyrion gets informed of the infamous Man vs Horse races and we look at the guys in their sheds making processors for nvidia. Go to http://auraframes.com and use code TRIFORCE to get $20 off their best-selling Carver Mat frame. Support your favourite podcast on Patreon: https://bit.ly/2SMnzk6 Music courtesy of Epidemic Sound. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Triforce Mailbag Special 64! We're bringing back a load of old topics with some feedback mail and Sips has the AUDACITY to ask for FREE STUFF from a HARVEST FESTIVAL?! Go to http://expressvpn.com/triforce today and get an extra 3 months free on a 1-year package! Support your favourite podcast on Patreon: https://bit.ly/2SMnzk6 Music courtesy of Epidemic Sound. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Triforce! Episode 337! The grey filter has taken over Britain, Pyrion compares his phone to supercomputers of old and we talk about how scarily easy it is to get guns in England. Support your favourite podcast on Patreon: https://bit.ly/2SMnzk6 Music courtesy of Epidemic Sound. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Triforce Mailbag Special 63! Lewis Farage's internet troubles continue as we bust open our engorged mailbag featuring real mail from actual adults telling us we're dumb dumbs and the financial logistics of flying an entire football team. Go to http://expressvpn.com/triforce today and get an extra 3 months free on a 1-year package! Support your favourite podcast on Patreon: https://bit.ly/2SMnzk6 Music courtesy of Epidemic Sound. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Triforce! Episode 336! British Sips has been watching a lot of UK TV (including Celebrity Traitors), Lewis is having terrible internet issues while making a game and Pyrion's got a justified bone to pick with the Riyadh Comedy Festival! Go to http://expressvpn.com/triforce today and get an extra 3 months free on a 1-year package! Support your favourite podcast on Patreon: https://bit.ly/2SMnzk6 Music courtesy of Epidemic Sound. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Triforce! Episode 335! What if Josh Gad was the Godfather (Gadfather)? Sips gets a bountiful apple harvest, Lewis shares his Jingle Jam related comedy set and Pyrion begins some much needed house work! Go to http://expressvpn.com/triforce today and get an extra 3 months free on a 1-year package! Support your favourite podcast on Patreon: https://bit.ly/2SMnzk6 Music courtesy of Epidemic Sound. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Triforce Mailbag Special 62! The gang read a very strange text conversation about buying socks, we get some jingles of varying levels of quality and we get some great questions about the Yogscast! Support your favourite podcast on Patreon: https://bit.ly/2SMnzk6 Music courtesy of Epidemic Sound. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Triforce! Episode 334! Pyrion returns from Hamburg with more TI tales, we ask the question "Do Valve know what they're doing?" (yes), Lewis wants to understand Friendshop games and we go through our top 10 most played steam games! Go to http://expressvpn.com/triforce today and get an extra 3 months free on a 1-year package! Support your favourite podcast on Patreon: https://bit.ly/2SMnzk6 Music courtesy of Epidemic Sound. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Triforce! Episode 333! Live from Pickaxe Week 2025 it's the Triforce! People getting abducted (and, of course, banging the aliens), questions about Sips' flowers, plane landings and Lews News in a bumper, action packed episode! Support your favourite podcast on Patreon: https://bit.ly/2SMnzk6 Music courtesy of Epidemic Sound. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Triforce Mailbag Special 61! Pyrion has received TONS of emails about eating ordinary food very weirdly. Maybe don't listen to this one while enjoying a meal? Go to http://expressvpn.com/triforce today and get an extra 3 months free on a 1-year package! Support your favourite podcast on Patreon: https://bit.ly/2SMnzk6 Music courtesy of Epidemic Sound. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Triforce! Episode 332! Pyrion tunes into the podcast from Hamburg for the Dota Internationals, Sips goes through his "back-to-school" prep and Lewis gets very critical about a Star Trek board game he's never played. LewsNews gets replaced by random wikipedia surfing and a quiz about prisons! Support your favourite podcast on Patreon: https://bit.ly/2SMnzk6 Music courtesy of Epidemic Sound. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Triforce! Episode 331! Lewis reads some camping reviews clearly written by uppity city-folk and uses ChatGPT to try to do a basic task (and it fails terribly), Pyrion shares his scathing review of Dungeon Crawler Carl while Sips heartily recommends the Portaloo! Go to http://expressvpn.com/triforce today and get an extra 3 months free on a 1-year package! Support your favourite podcast on Patreon: https://bit.ly/2SMnzk6 Music courtesy of Epidemic Sound. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Triforce Mailbag Special 60! In a world of soup dippers, massive bonfires and incessant warnings we have to ask: are we getting dumber? Sydney Sweeney is no good, UK Legislation makes browsing difficult. It's too hard to get hard now! Go to http://buyraycon.com/triforce to get 15% off sitewide. Support your favourite podcast on Patreon: https://bit.ly/2SMnzk6 Music courtesy of Epidemic Sound. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Triforce! Episode 330! Pyrion is back from his grand Japanese journey with a jam-packed diary of his discoveries! Go to http://expressvpn.com/triforce today and get an extra 3 months free on a 1-year package! Support your favourite podcast on Patreon: https://bit.ly/2SMnzk6 Music courtesy of Epidemic Sound. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Triforce Mailbag Special 59! How much would you pay for a pair of Sips' pants? Would you hire the Cheeky Girls? We get a trip report from an American in England and more in a fresh new mailbag! Go to http://auraframes.com and use code TRIFORCE to get $20 off their best-selling Carver Mat frame. Support your favourite podcast on Patreon: https://bit.ly/2SMnzk6 Music courtesy of Epidemic Sound. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Triforce! Episode 329! LinkedIn Lunatics rub us the wrong way, Flax does some research into continental drift (and it's super sexy) and we go back in time to some ancient early-internet memes! Go to http://expressvpn.com/triforce today and get an extra 3 months free on a 1-year package! Support your favourite podcast on Patreon: https://bit.ly/2SMnzk6 Music courtesy of Epidemic Sound. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Triforce! Episode 328! Professional gamer Lewis gives Flax some advise on how to live his life and we discuss brain rot like YouTube Shorts, the Manoverse and Grok. Lewis loses control the podcast during a warped and hungover version of Lews News! Go to http://buyraycon.com/triforce to get 15% off sitewide. Support your favourite podcast on Patreon: https://bit.ly/2SMnzk6 Music courtesy of Epidemic Sound. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Triforce! Episode 327! Pyrion creates a vicious The Platform-esque utopian society for pigeons, shares his story of getting onto the weight loss drug Mounjaro and shares some amazing stories of the greatest con artists! Support your favourite podcast on Patreon: https://bit.ly/2SMnzk6 Music courtesy of Epidemic Sound. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Triforce! Episode 326! Pyrion went to see Chaka Khan which somehow sets the tone for the entire episode, Lewis goes on a tangent about tangents and talks about building character for young people and we share a whole lot of bad news. Go to http://expressvpn.com/triforce today and get an extra 3 months free on a 1-year package! Support your favourite podcast on Patreon: https://bit.ly/2SMnzk6 Music courtesy of Epidemic Sound. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Triforce Mailbag Special 58! Is this a podcast about nothing? Or maybe it's a philosophical podcast about free will, futurology, human emotion and reasoning, mathematics, morality, ethics, culture, war, arts science, history, modern social standards, the effect of all these things on the human emotional state and our experience navigating all these things as a person alive today. Support your favourite podcast on Patreon: https://bit.ly/2SMnzk6 Music courtesy of Epidemic Sound. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Triforce Mailbag Special 57! We open with not 1, not 2, 3 or 4 but FIVE jingles and a poem about Sips' eating habits! Also, we get a ton of update mail and an interesting message from an AI Wrangler! Go to http://expressvpn.com/triforce today and get an extra 3 months free on a 1-year package! Support your favourite podcast on Patreon: https://bit.ly/2SMnzk6 Music courtesy of Epidemic Sound. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Triforce! Episode 325! We're back with yet another huge AI rant and Lews News returns with some more crazy stories! Go to http://BUYRAYCON.com/triforce to get 15% off Raycon's best-selling Everyday Earbuds! Support your favourite podcast on Patreon: https://bit.ly/2SMnzk6 Music courtesy of Epidemic Sound. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Triforce! Episode 324! Pyrion brings a new segment to the podcast: Tech Nightmares! All the grandest technological failures across history but we get kinda distracted by Virgin Island and P in V. Go to http://auraframes.com/ and use code TRIFORCE to get $20 off their best-selling Carver Mat frame. Go to http://expressvpn.com/triforce today and get an extra 3 months free on a 1-year package! Support your favourite podcast on Patreon: https://bit.ly/2SMnzk6 Music courtesy of Epidemic Sound. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Triforce Mailbag Special 56! We make predictions for world events over the next two years, discuss some very serious topics and end on a high. This'll age fantastically! Go to http://expressvpn.com/triforce today and get an extra 3 months free on a 1-year package! Go to https://www.chubbiesshorts.com/triforce and use code triforce to get 20% off your order. Support your favourite podcast on Patreon: https://bit.ly/2SMnzk6 Music courtesy of Epidemic Sound. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Triforce! Episode 323! We're taking a look at our bucket lists as we edge ever closer to our deathbeds, we talk about cheating in board and video games and Lewis declares, very seriously, that Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 is "not very French" Go to http://expressvpn.com/triforce today and get an extra 3 months free on a 1-year package! Support your favourite podcast on Patreon: https://bit.ly/2SMnzk6 Music courtesy of Epidemic Sound. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Triforce Mailbag Special 55! We're going on a rollercoaster of topics as we jump from musical intros, the art of reading kids bed-time stories, "finishing" into the sink and a whale's weighty load, a great 'Teacher Quiz' that Sips destroys and an EXCLUSIVE behind-the-scenes look at The Apprentice! Go to http://auraframes.com and use code AURA20 to get $20 off plus free shipping on their best-selling Carver Mat frame. Support your favourite podcast on Patreon: https://bit.ly/2SMnzk6 Music courtesy of Epidemic Sound. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Triforce! Episode 322! Pyrion discovers some amazing deals made in the sports world and tells stories about the worst colonization efforts when we make an actual podcast episode! Go to http://auraframes.com and use code AURA20 to get $20 off plus free shipping on their best-selling Carver Mat frame Support your favourite podcast on Patreon: https://bit.ly/2SMnzk6 Music courtesy of Epidemic Sound. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Triforce! Episode 321! This gaming podcast is NOT for game chat (unless it's Football Manager), Lewis has a full crisis, we discuss the origins of Jean-Guy Tupperware and Flax dabbles in some music lessons! Go to http://expressvpn.com/triforce today and get an extra 3 months free on a 1-year package! Support your favourite podcast on Patreon: https://bit.ly/2SMnzk6 Music courtesy of Epidemic Sound. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Triforce! Episode 320! We're looking for some fresh new games, films and TV series to watch so it's time for a bunch of recommendations and Pyrion challenges the guys with some Kids News! Support your favourite podcast on Patreon: https://bit.ly/2SMnzk6 Music courtesy of Epidemic Sound. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Triforce Mailbag Special 54! We go back in time to some ancient (and problematic) fantasy and sci-fi novels, Lewis goes on a big rant about AI (among many other things) and we get some mail about "Cool Maths". Go to http://auraframes.com and use code TRIFORCE to get $20 off their best-selling Carver Mat frame. Go to http://expressvpn.com/triforce today and get an extra 3 months free on a 1-year package! Support your favourite podcast on Patreon: https://bit.ly/2SMnzk6 Music courtesy of Epidemic Sound. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Triforce! Episode 319! Sips has been forced into a Windows 11 upgrade, we imagine a horrific world where Lewis manages the England football team. Jason Mamoa departs from Ludite Avenue with Minecraft hate, we fangirl it up with John Lithgow and much more in a bumper bunch of Lews News! Support your favourite podcast on Patreon: https://bit.ly/2SMnzk6 Music courtesy of Epidemic Sound. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Triforce Mailbag Special 53! A big bulging sack bursts some premium mail ranging from the classic corrections to incredible stories about Russian video rental customers! Go to http://auraframes.com and use code TRIFORCE to get $20 off their best-selling Carver Mat frame. Go to http://expressvpn.com/triforce today and get an extra 3 months free on a 1-year package! Support your favourite podcast on Patreon: https://bit.ly/2SMnzk6 Music courtesy of Epidemic Sound. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Triforce! Episode 318! We've all been a bit negative recently. It's time to talk about things we love! Like headphones, and plastic and house repairs! Support your favourite podcast on Patreon: https://bit.ly/2SMnzk6 Music courtesy of Epidemic Sound. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Triforce! Episode 317! Continuing our trend of talk about nothing we're remembering some great 80s action movies, we take a look at some real box-office poison (like The Rock) and Lewis gets real about Civilization VII! Go to http://turtlebeach.com/TRIFORCE and use code TRIFORCE to get 10% off your entire order. Go to http://expressvpn.com/triforce today and get an extra 3 months free on a 1-year package! Support your favourite podcast on Patreon: https://bit.ly/2SMnzk6 Music courtesy of Epidemic Sound. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Triforce! Episode 316! Lewis goes on a "cool dude" retreat to play board games, we all receive some very obvious spam calls and emails, we revisit Yogs Quest with some classic D&D stories and we tell some very cringe stories with behind-the-scenes of the Yogscast and Triforce! Support your favourite podcast on Patreon: https://bit.ly/2SMnzk6 Music courtesy of Epidemic Sound. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Triforce Mailbag Special 52! A varied mailbag brings us unusual fetishes, LEGO fans with poor TV taste and estate agents defending themselves and we introduce a really fun (?) new segment where we guess where planes are going. We also spend far too long writing a disclaimer to cover all our bases for the Triforce Podcast! Go to http://expressvpn.com/triforce today and get an extra 3 months free on a 1-year package! Support your favourite podcast on Patreon: https://bit.ly/2SMnzk6 Music courtesy of Epidemic Sound. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Triforce! Episode 315! Sips shares his gaudy decoration plans for his house, Flax reinvents himself with some running and weekly grand meals (including poorly cared for Mussels) and Lewis is Mr Bean. Support your favourite podcast on Patreon: https://bit.ly/2SMnzk6 Music courtesy of Epidemic Sound. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Triforce! Episode 314! Lewis gets a bug infestation in his dank basement apartment, we take a look at some recent Hearts of Iron controversies and Flax takes a look back at his dead Golf hobby! Go to http://expressvpn.com/triforce today and get an extra 3 months free on a 1-year package! Support your favourite podcast on Patreon: https://bit.ly/2SMnzk6 Music courtesy of Epidemic Sound. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Triforce Mailbag Special 51! We take a look at some super inappropriate action figures and Lego minifigs, Pyrion investigates the weird subreddit for the prison fitness influencer Wes Watson and we get way more strange eating habit stories! Go to http://auraframes.com and use code TRIFORCE to get $20 off their best-selling Carver Mat frame. Go to http://buyraycon.com/triforce to get 15% off sitewide. Support your favourite podcast on Patreon: https://bit.ly/2SMnzk6 Music courtesy of Epidemic Sound. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Triforce! Episode 313! We return to a Triforce classic: Terrible Movies, Sips returns to his favourite 80s animated shows and find the most indescribably horrible, vulgar, stupid, tawdry, depressing, embarrassing, filthy, vile, stinky, repugnant, slimy, unclean, nasty, degenerative and mind-numbing film around! Support your favourite podcast on Patreon: https://bit.ly/2SMnzk6 Music courtesy of Epidemic Sound. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Triforce! Episode 312! Young Terry the Tortoise returns to us from his long hibernation, Pyrion drops another incredible new song featuring some classic Sips rage and we try to find some modern day luxuries and civilizations we want to see in Civilization VII! Sips but he gets angrier as the video progresses: https://youtu.be/BOLMK_5cvPY?si=6FftCvFQClEbD1lW Support your favourite podcast on Patreon: https://bit.ly/2SMnzk6 Music courtesy of Epidemic Sound. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Triforce Mailbag Special 50! It's the year of new experiences when Flax discovers a new love for Marmite then tells some boring story about some boring place in a boring sport (I wasn't listening) and we talk about weird phobias! Go to http://expressvpn.com/triforce today and get an extra 3 months free on a 1-year package! Support your favourite podcast on Patreon: https://bit.ly/2SMnzk6 Music courtesy of Epidemic Sound. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Triforce! Episode 311! Deepseek AI does what AI does and steals from everyone (including AI), Flax drops some perfect Trump and Biden impressions and we talk about America. Sorry. Support your favourite podcast on Patreon: https://bit.ly/2SMnzk6 Music courtesy of Epidemic Sound. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Triforce Mailbag Special 49! We have a mixed bag today with money thief stories, falling into abandoned mineshafts, living in -60c northern Canada, saving lives, public embarrassments and we discover the origin of Sips' microwave fears! Go to http://auraframes.com and use code TRIFORCE to get $20 off their best-selling Carver Mat frame. Support your favourite podcast on Patreon: https://bit.ly/2SMnzk6 Music courtesy of Epidemic Sound. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Triforce! Episode 310! We've been doing a whole lot of nothing recently so we're going to take a GCSE level quiz, I guess. Support your favourite podcast on Patreon: https://bit.ly/2SMnzk6 Music courtesy of Epidemic Sound. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Triforce Mailbag Special 48! We want to know the criteria to become a prisoner firefighter, we get a load of emails about retail work and we try to figure out the numerical values of a couple, a few and more! Go to http://expressvpn.com/triforce today and get an extra 3 months free on a 1-year package! Go to http://buyraycon.com/triforce to get 15% off sitewide. Support your favourite podcast on Patreon: https://bit.ly/2SMnzk6 Music courtesy of Epidemic Sound. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Triforce Mailbag Special 47! We once again show how dated the podcast is by talking about Elon Musk and Path of Exile 2, we find out Diggy Diggy Hole is being played in Plopsaland, and we react to the hatred we're getting on the Triforce Subreddit. We also have a small YogPod throwback with a Simon cameo! Support your favourite podcast on Patreon: https://bit.ly/2SMnzk6 Music courtesy of Epidemic Sound. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Triforce! Episode 309! What have we been playing in 2025? We take on the recent Elon Musk vs Path of Exile 2 controversy and Lewis is taking the leap onto the property ladder... in this day and age! Support your favourite podcast on Patreon: https://bit.ly/2SMnzk6 Music courtesy of Epidemic Sound. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Triforce Mailbag Special 46! Did you know Lewis is in a slow, boring and horrible game of Twilight Imperium? This is news to us! Meanwhile, we learn exactly how you're meant to deal with beautiful women (like Lydia) and we get some amazing Ali Express and Airbnb emails! Support your favourite podcast on Patreon: https://bit.ly/2SMnzk6 Music courtesy of Epidemic Sound. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Triforce Mailbag Special 45! We got a ton of emails about "weird" eaters, we journey through a choose-your-own-worst-date story and we review the banned words list from a popular brand! Go to http://expressvpn.com/triforce today and get an extra 3 months free on a 1-year package! Support your favourite podcast on Patreon: https://bit.ly/2SMnzk6 Music courtesy of Epidemic Sound. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Triforce! Episode 308! Sips had a chaotic, crazy, carnage Christmas, Flax is a generational cycle-breaker and Lewis had a delightful new year in Tenerife! Also, it's time to talk about Honey. Support your favourite podcast on Patreon: https://bit.ly/2SMnzk6 Music courtesy of Epidemic Sound. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Triforce Mailbag Special 44! We're burning through as many emails as we can but mainly because Lewis keeps getting bored and writes bad haikus with ChatGPT. Go to http://buyraycon.com/triforce to get 15% off sitewide. Go to http://expressvpn.com/triforce today and get an extra 3 months free on a 1-year package! Support your favourite podcast on Patreon: https://bit.ly/2SMnzk6 Music courtesy of Epidemic Sound. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Triforce Mailbag Special 43! King Charles is just like us, he's a regular human being! We also have mail about listening at 1.5x speed, fake Wikipedia articles, Logo design and the Triforce Underrated Jokes Quiz! Support your favourite podcast on Patreon: https://bit.ly/2SMnzk6 Music courtesy of Epidemic Sound. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Triforce! Episode 307! Would you go to Turkey for a Brazilian Butt-Lift? Our jaded, ancient brains are hoping Path of Exile 2 is the next big game to scratch our gaming addiction and we play a quick round of the drinking game Trivia Shots! Support your favourite podcast on Patreon: https://bit.ly/2SMnzk6 Music courtesy of Epidemic Sound. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices