Two Doting Dads with Matty J & Ash

The queen of common sense, Maggie Dent, is here to sort out the guys’ parenting problems with all the charm and wisdom we know and love about her.

From schoolyard friendships to why presence beats presents, Maggie dishes out some much-needed perspective on the little moments that make you a good dad (even when you’re fairly certain you’re stuffing it up).

Then she turns the tables and puts the guys in the hot seat to examine their own parenting. Needless to say, Matt gets emotional, Ash is left speechless, and the boys realise this little podcast they started for fun has become something far more meaningful than they ever could have imagined.

Part parenting masterclass, part therapy session, this one will make you laugh, cry and possibly feel better about your own parenting. All thanks to the wonderful Maggie Dent.

You can get Maggie's latest book, Digital Freedom here. 

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This week, the guys are feeling unhinged and it all starts with a pet graveyard in Nan’s backyard. 

Matt is still recovering from one of the most stressful airport experiences of his life for a holiday which somehow also delivered his biggest fanboy moment… with a Doter.

Meanwhile, Ash is loading his house with smart bulbs so he can automate the absolute shit out of everything and let the kids put on a killer concert. Priorities.

Plus, the guys discuss the prospect of a male contraceptive pill and why we all need to check our breasts this month.

And Vic is giving one lucky Doter the chance to win a bromance photoshoot thanks to Movember.

Stay tuned to find out how to enter. Finally, a chance to make your friendship official!

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Vic’s away, so naturally the boys have immediately reverted to children.

They’re talking snacks, childhood favourites and the finer details of losing their virginity… because that's what happens when they're left unsupervised.

Ash also gets a surprisingly wholesome moment when someone he used to coach reaches out to tell him the impact he had on his life. Who knew Ash was capable of inspiring anyone?

But there’s a job to do, and it’s Doter Dilemma Day.

This week: should teenagers be allowed to use the parents’ room in shopping centres? How do you help a dad who’s lonely? And should a daughter contact her biological dad after discovering who he really is?

So, snacks, sex and some genuinely big questions.

Basically, another normal day at Two Doting Dads

And if you or someone you know needs support with men’s mental health, head to Movember.com

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We’re all a little short on sleep this week, which might explain why we can’t keep a straight face from the second we turn the mics on.

Or it could be because Louis joins the boys with a joke that could put them out of a job one day.

In this ep - Ash reveals Macy’s disturbing new doll game before sharing his very specific foreskin cleaning schedule.

While Matt shares stories from his family cruise, where he questions whether bringing Nanna meant an extra pair of hands… or another child.

There’s also a moth plague, peace lilies and a whole lotta laughs that'll keep you smiling all the way through.

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Jai Arrow has fought plenty of battles on the footy field but now he's facing the biggest fight of his life - against MND.

The NRL superstar joins us this week for an incredibly honest and moving conversation about his diagnosis and the decision to retire from the game to focus on fighting the disease.

With his wife Berina and daughter Ayla by his side in the studio, Jai opens up about the realities of living with MND - the things that have surprised him most, how it’s changed life as a dad and a husband and why his family are his reason to keep fighting every day.

It’s raw, heartbreaking, inspiring and at times, surprisingly funny.

If you’d like to learn more about MND, access support or help fund the fight, head to www.fightmnd.org.au or www.mndaustralia.org.au

All proceeds from our Two Doting Dads hats during the week of this episode from October 4-11 will go towards MND - you can purchase them here.

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Buckle up, because you’re in for a wild ride with this one.

The guys are loosey-goosey after a whirlwind trip south for the Choreplay calendar shoot - they get so loud in fact that the pod almost gets shut down by noise complaints from the neighbours. 

Perhaps they got a little too into character on the shoot because they've come back with sex on the brain! Ash has invested in an intimacy pillow, while Matt is still trying to get his head around his intimacy challenge with Laura.

Meanwhile, Matt has done something to one of his girls that he seriously regrets but on the plus side, he’s got an idea that could eradicate nits from every school around the country. 

Plus, the boys unpack whether a simple formula can actually help keep a marriage alive and kicking.

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This week the guys are flying solo without Vic, which means only one thing - another loose episode. 

The guys ask parents the one thing they’d love more of and without getting too political they think the solution is coffee.

Meanwhile Ash has some breaking news from Latvia & Matt has a hack for fixing his faulty freezer

But they're here to solve come more Doter Dilemmas and this week they tackle the tough topic of unfair dismissal when it comes to paid parental leave.

Remember, you can sign the petition here to help lobby the government for more paid parental leave.

Plus the guys tackle the age-old parenting dilemma: when the hell do you actually talk to your kids about the birds and the bees?

All in all, another chaotic housekeeping episode, just with significantly more farting.

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This week Ash has brought a brand new slang term to the pod and naturally, it’s all about the word penis. Now we just need to see if anyone else is actually willing to use it.

Ash also shares a few of the things that have helped him stay off the booze before turning his attention to the far more pressing issues of Oscar’s new haircut and how a seven-year-old somehow has enough money to pay for the family’s streaming services.

Over in Bondi, Matt's forking out big bucks for toys Poppy keeps grabbing, while simultaneously threatening to declare war on his street over the ongoing saga that is Tree-Gate.

And finally, there’s the intimacy challenge… which has Matt completely stumped and Ash thoroughly grossed out.

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This week we sit down with the man behind Choc’s Chats, Jake Cullen, who you might recognise from social media for his funny videos, which are suspiciously similar to Ash’s.

So naturally, the guys have a lot to talk about.

Choc and Ash actually have a very similar meet-cute to Matt and Ash… although there’s one fairly significant difference: they’ve pashed. On a work trip.

So prepare for some jealousy. Mostly from Matt.

But beneath the pashing and petty rivalry, Choc opens up about becoming a dad to 18-month-old Bobby, including one of the hardest decisions he and Kate have ever had to make while she was pregnant.

He also gets honest about the dad guilt he never saw coming, the pressure to be present while also keeping everything else going, and why the juggle of work, parenting and life is very real.

And yes, Matt is still processing the fact that Choc has kissed Ash.

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This week Ash is back from what he can only describe as the most disastrous holiday he’s ever been on.

But there was one silver lining - he and April had their fastest date ever… you genuinely won’t believe how fast.

Naturally, this leads the guys into an unexpected obsession with fajitas.

Meanwhile, Matt is coming to terms with the fact his little girl is growing up and has already outgrown something he never expected.

Plus, the guys have discovered a teacher’s error - could this be the first time a teacher has ever got something wrong?

And we know the guys swear… a lot, but it seems their questionable language is starting to rub off on some of our youngest listeners.

Don’t forget to sign the petition for paid parental leave for dads here.

You can buy a copy of Damian Kookaburra here. 

If you want to check out the linear clock a Doter designed, take a look here.

And you can follow Producer Vic here. 

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The guys have had a busy week. One minute they’re in Canberra lobbying politicians for more paid parental leave for dads, the next they’re accepting Father of the Year awards. Standard.

Then it's straight into the important Doter Dilemmas because it’s Housekeeping Day.

They address playground etiquette and the age-old question: when is it actually acceptable to go up the slide? Plus, is it OK to say no to the kids when you’ve got absolutely nothing left in the tank?

From Parliament House to the playground… just another week in the life of Two Doting Dads.

If you wanna run with Matt as your coach, use the code: MATTYJ for one month free of the KICApp (can only be redeemed when joining via kicwellness.com)

If you would like to sign the petition you can do so here. 

If you'd like more info on Dads & Paternity Leave you can read Movember's report here.

You can buy Gen's High low Buffalo cards here. 

If you'd like a personalised mug like the guys you can grab them from here. 

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This might just be one of our most emotional episodes yet.

We’ve heard Ash’s sobriety story - the pain, the struggles and the voices in his head but today we hear from the person who was there through all of it: April.

From their binge-drinking teenage years, through their 20's and into parenthood, to Ash making the life-changing decision to give alcohol up in his 30's, April has had a front-row seat.

She opens up about what she did, what she didn’t do and what she’s learned about supporting someone through addiction without losing themselves in the process.

It’s a raw, honest and incredibly vulnerable conversation that gives us a whole new look at their relationship, built on love, trust, honesty and a whole lot of hope.

There are some seriously powerful takeaways about marriage, parenting, addiction and what it really means to stand beside someone when life gets hard.

We hope you love this one as much as we do.

If you need help with addiction you can call Lifeline on 1800 250 015 or you can find resources here.

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Our favourite parenting expert Gen Muir is back, and the guys waste absolutely no time using her as their own personal parenting hotline.

The Oracle has also somehow found the time to write a whole new book, this one about boundaries,  so naturally she kicks off by setting a few with the guys.

This ep is packed with genuinely brilliant advice: the one question every parent should ask themselves before setting a boundary, why modern parenting feels so bloody confusing and what to do when your kids push back.

Basically, Gen is back to make us all feel slightly more capable of parenting our children once again.

You can buy her new book here or follow her daily wisdom here.

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The guys are back and they’ve fallen straight into silly mode this week.

It starts with a roly-poly show from Macy-Moo, before Ash gets into a crazy water fight with a magpie threatening his mental health walks.

Matt has a hack for tired parents trying to keep their future plans in sight while stuck on the parenting hamster wheel, while also realising Poppy has entered the hardest parenting season yet. His angel baby is on the move.

Plus, with Father’s Day approaching, the guys get some very revealing messages from their kids about what they’re really like as dads.

And, of course, more of your best parenting lies, thanks to OMO Capsules.

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This week, the guys are recovering from Book Week - the annual tradition of parents spending far too much time and money making costumes their children will wear once before deciding they hate them.

Who has the time when there are more parenting dilemmas to deal with?!

This week the boys attempt to answer (but not give advice) on:

Is it OK to ask another parent not to swear?

How do you tell a friend you don’t want your kids playing with their constantly sick kids?

Should you buy a present for siblings to avoid birthday disappointment?

Plus, the guys weigh in on Oreo-gate and discuss what parents should actually be doing with their kids instead of telling each other off.

Because apparently parenting wasn’t already complicated enough.

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This week Ash opens up about something he’s NEVER told anyone and it all stems from this week’s breaking news about testicular pain. It’s got to be heard to be believed!

Meanwhile, Matt is getting an early start on the spring clean, trying to offload furniture he’s shocked no one wants to buy… or even take for free.

He’s also in the trenches helping the girls with their homework, putting their public-speaking skills to the test.

Plus Ash has a hack to give your glow-in-the-dark ooshies a glow-up and something Oscar does in his sleep makes him think he might actually be a good dad after all.

And more parenting lies to keep in your back pocket for the week ahead.

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This week the guys sit down with the baby whisperer himself, Dr Golly, Baby Bunting's newest ambassador.

Dr Golly has spent the last 20 years as a paediatrician, but he said it was becoming a dad himself that gave him his biggest lessons in the job because he realised just how hard babies can and how much they can shake up the entire family dynamic.

So, for the past decade, he’s gone deep on baby sleep and helping families work out what to do when nobody’s sleeping.

This is a must-listen for any parent who’s ever stood over a sick kid at 2am wondering, “Do we need the hospital… or are we being dramatic?”

Plus, Dr Golly puts the guys through the ultimate mental load test to find out whether they’re actually sharing the load at home… or just think they are.

And Dr Golly is giving $20 off all his online courses, use promocode: 2DOTINGDADS20 expires 31/12/2026.

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This week, April leaves town and Ash quickly discovers how much she's holding the family operation together after the kids come dangerously close to burning the house down.

The guys admit they both use a questionable tactic to get the kids on side - in fact it could even be a parenting hack to use whenever things get desperate.

Meanwhile, Matt's battling parent guilt after his day alone with Poppy somehow turned into a struggle just to leave the house.

Plus, the guys declare war on ice packs. When did they become the cure for every minor inconvenience?

And more of your brilliant parenting lies, thanks to OMO. Because life with kids is messy enough already.

You can grab a copy of Ash's new book The Secret Ingredient here. 

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We know the guys say they don’t give advice… but that hasn’t stopped them from giving plenty of it in this episode.

It’s Doter Dilemma Monday and the questions are coming in hot - what to do when strangers try to touch your baby, how to navigate friendships when your the first to become a parent and whether babies have any business being in Business Class.

Three dilemmas. Several questionable opinions. Absolutely no qualifications. Enjoy!

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This week we’re celebrating Ash’s birthday... with a gorilla-gram, because why not?

Matt has become a godfather and now he’s finally got the son he’s always wanted. Naturally, he plans to shower the kid in gifts and a car is apparently not off the table.

Ash has been solo parenting while April is away and he’s discovered a genius trick to get the kids out the door. Naturally, it’s already backfired and of course screens are to blame.

It’s Open Education Week, which means yet another school event for parents to squeeze into the mental load and Matt would like some sympathy from the mums because he's carrying just as much of it as them.

Plus, your best parenting lies thanks to OMO Ultimate Capsules.

And if you'd like to join Zach for a walk you can follow him here or buy his new book about becoming a dad here. 

While you're at it you can also grab a copy of Ash's new book The Secret Ingredient here. 

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This week the guys get schooled by author, actor, comedian, teacher and now new dad Ben Knight and for once, it’s not their kids doing the teaching.

Ben reveals what teachers really mean when they write those cryptic little comments on our kids’ report cards, and shares the one thing we should actually look for if we want to know whether we’re doing a decent job as parents.

He also gives the guys a fascinating insight into what school is really like from the teacher’s perspective, although becoming a dad himself has given Ben a very different view of his students. Funny how that works.

Ben also opens up about the arrival of baby Dulcie, whose birth was anything but smooth. The experience has left him incredibly grateful for everything he has in life… and probably a little more appreciative of a full night’s sleep.

And because apparently he wasn’t busy enough being a teacher, actor, comedian and new dad, Ben has also written a kids’ book and it’s got one hell of an earworm in it.

If you’re looking for something to get stuck in your kids’ heads for the next six months, you can grab a copy here. Or follow Ben on here. 

While you're at it you can also grab a copy of Ash's new book The Secret Ingredient here. 

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This week the dads are handing kids' sport a straight red card after both finding themselves trapped in sporting situations they'd rather have escaped.

Matt spent hours stuck in a chaotic queue for a dance concert while Ash accidentally became Oscar's fill-in soccer coach.

What started as helping out somehow turned into inspiring the team... and now he's terrified they'll ask him to do it again.

The guys also unpack why more 18-year-olds are getting vasectomies (which, frankly, isn't great news for parenting podcasts).

Plus, Ash books himself in for some long-overdue health checks and has an important reminder for every dad to do the same.

And finally, the boys declare war on Ooshies.

If you'd like to donate to Chris Dixon's run for free 3D hands for kids you can do so here. 

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This week the guys are going against everything they've ever promised, diving headfirst into your parenting dilemmas... with a sprinkle of advice for the Doters.

💥 Does moving away from your best mate mean the friendship is destined for the group chat graveyard?

🚸 What age should kids be allowed to walk to school on their own?

🍺 And how on earth do you tell your partner it's time to ease up on the booze... without it backfiring?

As always, Ash has some seriously good advice that every couple could take something from.

Plus, Matt shares a worrying update after Buster is rushed in for emergency surgery.

And if you're wondering why Matt's wearing a very special T-shirt, it's for Frankie, the daughter of one of our favourite guests, Jackson.

The shirts are raising money to support children living with cerebral palsy. If you'd like to help out (and score a great tee), you can grab one here.

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This week, Ash is up in arms over a betrayal of the highest order after walking in on his wife in... let's just say, a compromising position.

Meanwhile, Matt faces the ultimate dilemma: spend the evening watching a war documentary with his mum or having sex with Laura. You won't believe who wins.

Ash opens up about why he's changing the way he reacts to sport in front of Oscar, while Matt has an emotional conversation with his girls about heaven that might just leave you reaching for the tissues.

Plus, the best parenting lies we've heard in a long time... you'll want to write them down. 

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School's back, which means the guys are already feeling defeated by the daily lunchbox battle so they've called in the expert – qualified nutritionist Jules from The Bable (The Baby Food Bible) – to show them not only how to pack a healthy lunchbox the kids will actually eat but how to feed children confidently from babies right through to the school years.

With Matt navigating solids with Poppy, Jules shares everything any new parent needs to know about breastfeeding, introducing solids, baby-led weaning, fussy eaters, family meals and some genuinely game-changing lunchbox hacks that even the boys couldn't believe.

Then it's time for the ultimate lunchbox battle.

The guys go head to head with their lunchboxes and Jules will be the judge. There are some brutal scores, plenty of laughs and one clear winner crowned the supreme lunchbox master.

If mealtimes feel like a daily battle in your house, this episode is packed with practical advice you'll actually use.

To buy a Baby Food Bible or Lunch Box Bible head here. 

Or you can follow Jules here and The Baby Food Bible here. 

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Ash has survived the school holidays… barely. With the entire household struck down sick for eight days, he became the designated nurse: cooking, cleaning, and running the ship solo. 

Matt's back from said Bali with tales of parent-child massages, the cruellest security camera prank ever played on a seven-year-old, and Ash shares the sacred flannel wash system for dodging Bali belly,

Matt and Ash also take aim at this year's report cards. Apparently every kid in New South Wales is just "satisfactory". Ash unveils his masterstroke of parenting: the family Uno ladder, a whiteboard scoring system that's ended bedtime meltdowns once and for all.

Plus, some breaking news from the world of science that'll have every dad "looking after his health" 21 times a month, Ash cops a shout-out on another podcast (as "Jamie", naturally), and a trip to the soccer fields ends with poor Lenny copping a rocket to the face and a concussion. Twenty Pokémon cards later, all is forgiven.

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Matt's back from Bali and he's got beef... with the nonnas of this country, who apparently think it's fine to kiss children they've never met in airport elevators. Ash also unveiled the greatest travel hack of all time: April's buffet tackle box, a Kmart special that's fed the family for an entire holiday.

Matt and Ash also weigh in on the great plane seat debate, why the red-eye flight home is a rookie error, and whether telling your kids the screens are "broken" counts as good parenting (it does).

Plus, a Par-Rant about car park vultures circling mid-nappy-change, whether you're a good parent if all you do is bring home the money, and the daycare sickness dilemma splitting one very pregnant listener.

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Matt's on the brink after a house full of nits and a swimming lesson that never happened. He's also discovered that entertaining a baby is a lot harder than it looks after realising he has no idea how to play with Poppy.

Despite being sick, Ash has loaded up on vitamins and is ready to vent, starting with the ever-growing list of foods Oscar has decided he's scared of.

Plus, the annoying things kids do that are actually signs you're nailing parenting, and the parenting faux pas Matt says you'll regret if you don't avoid it.

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Confession: we thought we knew how periods worked. We absolutely did not.

This week we're getting a proper education from Jackie from The Nourished Cycle.

She schools us on every stage of the menstrual cycle including why we really need to know when the luteal phase is, why PMS isn't as simple as we've been led to believe and how we can better prepare our daughters for when that first period arrives.

There were plenty of genuine mind-blown moments in this one and whether you're raising daughters, living with a woman or just wondering how you've made it this far without knowing any of this, you'll walk away with a whole new understanding.

Plus exactly what tools you'll want to keep in your family's sanitary tool kit.

If you'd like to follow or get in touch with Jackie you can find her here.

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Ash is sick, in denial that school holidays have started and has a newfound respect for every woman who's ever had an epidural after seeing the size of that needle.

Meanwhile, Matt's just landed from the Gold Coast and is already off to Bali (must be nice), but not before spiralling over the family plane seating plan.

The guys tackle the screen time debate, why parents might be getting pocket money all wrong, the canteen gossip that's draining your wallet, and why a dad settling a baby in public gets a standing ovation while mums don't even get eye contact.

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Ash's sick, so naturally the episode goes completely off the rails.

This week we're discussing the deeply concerning music our kids know all the words to, whether there's an acceptable playlist for sex (and just how much mood lighting is too much), plus a Doter Hack from a listener who's found a genius way to get the kids out the door in the morning.

Then we tackle the debate that's got parents arguing online: should a dad have used the women's toilets to help his young daughters?

It's a bit of a mixed bag this week... but so is parenting.

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This week, Ash takes Oscar on a trip to make some core memories which might just earn him Dad of the Year.

Meanwhile, Matt is trying to avoid kicking off another sibling rivalry while celebrating Marlie's birthday, but one very unimpressed child isn't exactly sold on the entertainment.

Plus the boys settle the debate on Australia's favourite biscuit, say goodbye to one of our OG listeners and finally retire one of the worst nappy bags we've ever seen (sorry, Vic).

And Ash has a new book! You can preorder it here

If you'd like to send some kids' artwork to hang in the studio - email us at hello@twodotingdads.com or DM us for the address.

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We've had plenty of parenting experts on the podcast lately and while we've loved every bit of advice they've shared, today's guest brings something just as valuable.

Jackson Wray isn't a doctor or parenting guru. But he's an expert in showing up every day for his daughter, Frankie.

Frankie is four years old and lives with severe cerebral palsy, blindness and epilepsy. While many might expect Jackson's story to be one of heartbreak, it's actually one filled with love, gratitude and positivity.

Together with his wife Alex, Jackson shares glimpses into their family's life, and it's impossible not to be inspired by Frankie's determination and joy. She continues to prove that her diagnosis doesn't define what's possible.

This conversation is full of perspective, hope and a reminder of what really matters in parenting. We hope you love it as much as we did.

It's one that will stay with you long after it ends.

If you'd like to follow Jackson, Alex & Frankie's story you can do so here. 

If you'd like to buy a Frankie t-shirt to support a charity that helps her you can get them here.

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Hosts: Matty J & Ash Wicks

Producer: Vic

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The boys are getting sentimental this week - after three years of recording everywhere from kitchen tables to borrowed spaces, they're finally settling into their very own podcast studio and enjoying the fruits of their labour.

Ash shares the full, gruesome story behind his recent tooth extraction and how he narrowly escaped the clutches of the "tooth salesman".

While, Matty is deep in the trenches of solo parenting, battling exhaustion, endless responsibilities, and two daughters who have somehow negotiated permanent residency in his bed.

Plus, the songs that made us cry, the unexpected tracks that hit us right in the feels and a debate every parent can relate to: should we already be pushing our kids to do homework or should it stay within school hours?

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Hosts: Matty J & Ash Wicks

Producer: Vic

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It's another Housekeeping episode and the boys are tackling one of parenting's toughest questions: should footy ever come before fatherhood?

Matty reveals he's been flying solo while Laura and Nanna are away, so Vic suggests a little "tandem parenting" to help get through the chaos.

Meanwhile, Ash's snack monster tendencies strike again, this time putting Oscar's birthday lolly bags in serious jeopardy.

Plus, the boys weigh in on the latest breaking news from the pram parking front.

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Ash is having a rough week. Not only is he battling a toothache, but it also cost him a shot at some much-needed romance.

He's also got an all-time "poonami" story after literally following his nose to discover one of his kids was hiding a nasty surprise.

Meanwhile, Matt is flying solo on parenting duties and soaking up all the praise, while testing what he believes is a groundbreaking parenting hack - strategically offloading his kids onto families they meet at the park.

Plus, the boys go head-to-head on a parenting debate that divides plenty of families: is it actually good for kids to sleep in your bed?

And more smart parenting hacks from the Doters who really are some of the smartest parents going around. 

Consider yourself a smart shopper? Take the ALDI IQ Test today at www.IQ.ALDI.com.au and find out if you’re a true grocery genius... or not.

ALDI. Good different.

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Producer: Vic

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This Men's Health Week (from June 15), we're turning the spotlight onto dads. Because when's the last time you asked a new father how he's really doing?

Findings from Movember's More Than A Providerreport reveal that 1 in 5 dads feel more isolated or lonely since having kids. The study also found that fathers are 2–3 times more likely to experience mental health challenges than the average man.

In this episode, the boys sit down with Dr Zac Seidler — a clinical psychologist, leading men's mental health researcher, and new dad himself — to unpack what men are really going through behind closed doors.

The conversation explores the identity shift that comes with fatherhood, the challenges many dads face in staying connected, and why simple things like sport, friendship and community can have such a profound impact on men's wellbeing, relationships and longevity.

It’s a raw, honest and incredibly important chat that every parent (mum or dad) can take something from.

A huge thank you to Movember for the incredible work they do supporting men's health and for helping make this important conversation possible.

If you're struggling and need to speak with someone immediately, contact Lifeline on 13 11 14 or Suicide Call Back Service on 1300 659 467. If you're ever worried that someone's life is in immediate danger, call 000 or go directly to emergency services.

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Hosts: Matty J & Ash Wicks

Guest: Dr Zac Seidler

Producer: Vic

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This week the boys are divided over pet names - Ash says they’re pure ick, while Matt’s fully committed to the cringe.

Then things escalate when Ash roasts the way Matt talks to his kids… until Matt produces actual evidence of Ash using a very different voice with Macy. Hypocrite or justified baby chat? We’ll let the Doters decide.

Matt and Ash went head-to-head in a fierce battle for tickets to State of Origin Game 2 in Melbourne. You'll have to listen to find out who came out on top. If you want to join the boys at the game, grab your tickets here.

Plus the Doters deliver more elite parenting hacks including why ice blocks for breakfast might actually be genius.

Consider yourself a smart shopper? Take the ALDI IQ Test today at www.IQ.ALDI.com.au and find out if you’re a true grocery genius... or not.

ALDI. Good different.

If you want a tradie recommendation or to make one of your own head to www.hernextvillage.com.au or to get in touch with Dan head to https://www.instagram.com/pierce.projects/ 

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We’re back with another housekeeping ep and the boys are ripping through the to-do list this week — from parenting lies and par-rants to a couple of doter dilemmas thrown in for good measure.

The guys unpack the backlash around “new baby on board” commuter badges… and let’s just say they’ve got thoughts.

They also launch an investigation into the most spirit-breaking kids toys ever invented - particularly the ones lovingly gifted by certain mothers-in-law. 

Matty reflects on his early newborn days and the loneliness that can hit when there’s no dads group or village to lean on.

Plus there’s another birthday party etiquette drama and this time Ash has had to call it in to April which lands him in more hot water.

As always: plenty of enthusiasm, very little advice.

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This week, we're laying all our worst habits on the table.

From snoring to bath-time dinners and a comment that quickly veered into dangerous territory, the boys aren't exactly covering themselves in glory. 

Add in a stressful studio fit-out and a few petty squabbles and things are getting a little tense.

Meanwhile, Nanna's battling a mountain of washing thanks to the endless rain, while Ash puts his secret first-aid skills to the test after Macy takes a tumble.

Plus, one of the smartest breakfast parenting hacks we've heard in ages.

Consider yourself a smart shopper? Take the ALDI IQ Test today at www.IQ.ALDI.com.au and find out if you’re a true grocery genius... or not.

ALDI. Good different.

If you want a tradie recommendation or to make one of your own head to www.hernextvillage.com.au or to get in touch with Dan head to https://www.instagram.com/pierce.projects/ 

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Today's guest is an absolute legend when it comes to understanding boys... and judging by this chat, parents too.

Tim French is a father of two boys, a teacher, and now a parent educator who's helped countless young men find their feet when they've lost their way.

He's seen struggling teenagers become school captains and says the key isn't tougher parenting or stricter rules — it's connection. A common interest, a shared goal, and adults who genuinely care.

In this episode, Tim shares practical advice on how to talk to boys in a way that actually gets through, the phrases parents should avoid, and the surprisingly simple moments when kids are most likely to open up.

And if you've ever worried about the influence of the manosphere, social media, or where your son is getting his ideas from, this conversation is one you won't want to miss.

You can find Tim at www.instagram.com/coachingwithtim 

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Cover your kids ears for this ep because there's a whole lotta adults only chat on board.

Matt's girls walked in on something he'd rather they hadn't (don't worry, it's not as bad as it sounds).

Ash's all hot under the collar because April's doing party pumps.

Plus we debate the great parenting dilemma: is a child-free holiday self-care or selfish?

And one of the all-time smartest dinner hacks with kids.

Consider yourself a smart shopper? Take the ALDI IQ Test today at www.IQ.ALDI.com.au and find out if you’re a true grocery genius... or not.

ALDI. Good different.

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This week the guys are tackling the big questions facing Australia... and it's all centred around a beloved birthday party ritual that seems to have fallen by the wayside.

Ash also thanks everyone for their outpour of support for his sobriety journey but there's one Doter letter that leads him down a rabbit hole.

Plus Matt digs a little deeper into why Ash still feels like he's going through the biggest break-up of his life.

It's another emotional ep so grab the tissues and settle in.

If this chat raises any feelings for you - you can see help from:

https://reduceyourrisk.org.au/ 

https://www.lifeline.org.au/

https://www.beyondblue.org.au/ 

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This week the boys are carrying on like feuding brothers who’ve just been told they need to share a bedroom.

There’s tension over paint samples, furniture choices and the studio fit-out, forcing Vic to step-in and split them up.

Meanwhile, Vic gives the guys a much-needed education on geriatric pregnancies and period cycles… because, unsurprisingly, they are deeply clueless.

Ash is convinced he may be raising a child prodigy & there’s a song that could be giving Oscar an unfair competitive advantage.

And Matt’s feeling slightly sheepish after caving on a parenting rule he swore he’d never break.

It's another week of the good, the bad, the relatable and absolutely no advice.

Consider yourself a smart shopper? Take the ALDI IQ Test today at www.IQ.ALDI.com.au and find out if you’re a true grocery genius... or not.

ALDI. Good different.

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You might remember Holly Nicholson from winning the heart of Pilot Jimmy on The Bachelor - but these days her biggest challenge is negotiating with a toddler and surviving motherhood on minimal sleep.

Since finding reality TV love, Holly’s gotten married, had baby Lenny and built a loyal following by sharing the very real side of mum life… and not just the cute Instagram bits.

From toddler meltdowns to the relentless chaos of raising a tiny human, Holly’s refreshingly honest about the parts of motherhood that are messy, mundane and occasionally make you question your sanity.

In this chat, Holly opens up about her struggles to fall pregnant, the challenges that came after Lenny arrived, and the things you should absolutely never say to a pregnant woman unless you’ve got a death wish.

If this chat raises any feelings for you - you can see help from:

https://www.panda.org.au/

https://www.gidgetfoundation.org.au/

https://www.lifeline.org.au/

https://www.beyondblue.org.au/ 

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This week there’s a LOT of pent-up frustration… and for once the kids aren’t entirely to blame.

Ash is convinced Bluey is ruining his life, Matt’s at war with the latest pet Marlie’s brought home and a faulty door lock has officially cock-blocked Matt and Laura.

The boys bond over the one baby product they’re sick of seeing dumped on the side of the road.

Plus more things we were ridiculously confident about before becoming parents… back when we still had free time, energy and sex lives.

Consider yourself a smart shopper? Take the ALDI IQ Test today at www.IQ.ALDI.com.au and find out if you’re a true grocery genius... or not.

ALDI. Good different.

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We're back so soon! Not what you were expecting!? 

You've been asking and now we're FINALLY delivering - two eps a week every Monday and Wednesday.

In today's new ep we dive head first into housekeeping and boy is there a lot of it (because we all know you secretly love it)!

Ash reveals a pathetic injury he got while parenting this week.

While Matt is wondering if he'll ever be remembered for his who he really is!?

And there's a new phrase in their kids vocabulary that is driving them nuts!

Perhaps the double full moon is to blame - either way, we're all going loosey goosey!

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From bedroom conversations to playground politics, nothing’s off limits this week.

We’re talking sexy talk, navigating spicy playdates and wading bravely into the great gender debate... and let's just say they've got some surprising revelations about the two sexes. 

The boys also tap into their emotional sides reading letters to their wives ahead of Mothers' Day.

And more of the things we thought we knew before having kids.

Consider yourself a smart shopper? Take the ALDI IQ Test today at www.IQ.ALDI.com.au and find out if you’re a true grocery genius... or not.

ALDI. Good different.

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We’re kicking off the week with a conversation guaranteed to spark a few chats at home…

The guys sit down with globally recognised sexologist Juliet Allen for an honest, eye-opening chat about intimacy, connection, and keeping the spark alive.

From dirty talk and wooing their wives, to the uncomfortable question of whether they’re actually doing the bare minimum as partners - nothing is off limits.

Juliet shares practical advice on low libido, emotional moments after sex, and how to start those sometimes awkward conversations about mixing things up in the bedroom.

Insightful, relatable, and just the right amount of spicy - this one might leave you wanting more… from the episode or from your partner!

If you want to get in touch with Juliet or check out her huge catalog of resources, tips and advice - head to her instagram here or her website here

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It's been a tough week in parenting for the guys - Ash is pissed his kids keeping wasting paper.

While Matt's thinking about lying to one of his kids about their birth date which got them wondering why are we so fixed on birth dates in the first place?! 

And Matt confesses he and Laura have crossed a line they can't take back.

The guys dive deep into a Doter Dilemma on babysitters' ages and we're back with more hilarious takes on what we thought about parenting before having kids thanks to Aldi.

Consider yourself a smart shopper? Take the ALDI IQ Test today at www.IQ.ALDI.com.au and find out if you’re a true grocery genius... or not.

ALDI. Good different.

If you need a shoulder to cry on: 

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You asked and we delivered - everything you ever wanted to know about the person you hear giggling in the background of each episode.

Vic joined the pod late last year and since then she's become a close part of the team, pumping the guys up, offering advice (and worming chocolate) and being a shoulder to cry on if they need it. 

She's had an extensive career in both TV and radio as well as being the proud mum to two little kids. 

So she's well versed in keeping calm amongst chaos - thank god!

You can follow her here.

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The guys are on a mission this week - helping tiny humans get the strongest start by funding breast pumps for hospitals that urgently need them.

We’re donating 100% of every Two Doting Dads Plush Toy sold to the Humpty Dumpty Foundation to help fund more pumps across Australia.

If you'd like to donate some cash to the cause head to www.twodotingdads.com!

Meanwhile in the Johnson household - someone has a wobbly tooth - but someone else isn't happy about it! 

While in the Wicks household - Macy saved a life this week and it's a story that's got to be heard to be believed!

And we have a new segment thanks to Aldi about all the things we thought we'd do as parents that went straight out the window once our kids arrived.

Consider yourself a smart shopper? Take the ALDI IQ Test today at www.IQ.ALDI.com.au and find out if you’re a true grocery genius... or not.

ALDI. Good different.

If you need a shoulder to cry on: 

Two Doting Dads Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/639833491568735/ 

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We only made it through one term of school before we had to drag Gen Muir back for some more advice on how to parent our kids.

This time she teaches us how to set boundaries with an empathy sandwich, why our kids lying to us is actually a good thing and why modern parenting is doing our heads in.

It's another gold standard episode with our favourite parent educator and we know you'll leave feeling smarter and more capable to parent your kids than before you listened. 

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The guys are still recovering from what they say is the biggest parenting stitch up of all time... and the end of daylight saving has left them tired and grumpy.

Matt is pare-ranting after spending all weekend inside cleaning while the kids complained, while Ash is in brag mode after Oscar had a big win in sport.

The guys dissect how much pocket money we should be giving our kids for this week's Doter Dilemma.

And with Mothers' Day coming up the guys reveal the epic prize they're giving away to some deserving mums. 

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Ash went on an adults only holiday and accidentally booked himself into a very questionable hotel.

Meanwhile Matt's recovering from a dramatic week after Laura's 40th and the death of his neighbour.

Ash is suspicious that both events occurred in the same week.

The boys have a LOL about whether or not sausages belong in the lunchbox and Matt's daughter has created a book about their family pet - cute story but let's just say the title needs a bit of work. 

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Today's guest is a former detective who spent ten years on the force interviewing kids - so she knows everything there is to know about keeping them safe.

Kristi McVee is also a mum, so she knows how hard it can be getting kids to tell us anything!

So she's got some great advice and even a card game to help kids to start thinking about their safety and how to open up to us about it.

We all love our kids but we might not always know how best to protect them - well in this chat, Kristi shows us how we can arm our kids with the best tools to stay safe from now until adulthood.

You can get in touch with Kristi here.

Or buy her child body safety cards here. 

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The boys let loose this week with a few fun facts about farts and let's just say their wives won't be happy about them.

Plus Ash is dealing with a bad habit that Oscar has picked up from school.

While Matty's been belting out a tune with very questionable lyrics to keep baby Poppy happy. 

And the boys discuss how much we should be spending on birthday presents that got the whole podcast team up in arms!

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This week it's back to the crazy, beautiful chaos of parenting and the boys feel like they're in the wild west where it's every parent for themselves.

Matt stumbles into a kids' fight club at the cinema and is wondering where the f*** are all the parents!? 

Meanwhile Ash thinks Oscar has signed up to some sort of playground premier league.

And the boys discuss why kids are so obsessed with bandaids and when we all need to stop being nude in front of them. 

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He's known as relatable teacher Jim, but he's also a relatable dad-of-three with so much great advice when it comes to kids, we started taking notes.

He's a primary teacher from Victoria who's built a huge online following for his incredibly relatable videos on everything from how to change a nappy to how to bath a baby.

You can follow him on instagram or twitter - but for some real nuggets of gold, listen to this episode where he digs deep about how connection is the first place to start when it comes to our kids.

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 It's a heavy ep today but an important one. 

Ash opens up about his sobriety journey now he's made it to day 100... a milestone he and Matt weren’t sure he’d reach.

Ash stopped drinking simply to have a break - but what it unleashed is something bigger than he could've ever imagined and now he's not sure he can go back. It’s a really honest and, at times, emotional chat. We touch on mental health and some of the struggles he’s faced along the way.

Importantly though, Ash is in a really good headspace right now and this is him reflecting on some of the tougher times. As always, we’re super proud of him and grateful he felt comfortable sharing it with you all.

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https://www.lifeline.org.au/ 

https://reduceyourrisk.org.au/need-more-support/

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The guys are lucky they can bring you the pod this week after a near brawl with podcast rivals at a recent awards night.

The boys live to tell the tale AND there's footage of how it all went down - you won't believe who started it!

Plus Ash is unlocking core memories with Oscar lately and it's CUTE AF!

While Matt's recent outing to the zoo uncovered his secret spite for Laura's plans to go wrong.

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We know author & comedian Tanya Hennessy has been open about her struggles to become a mum, but we didn't know she'd been secretly pining to come on the podcast but couldn't because she wasn't a mum yet.

Well she's put an end to that because after seven years and seven rounds of IVF she's now enjoying motherhood with her beautiful baby Scottie.

Tanya reveals why it's been hard complaining about sleep deprivation when she's been part of the infertility community for so long.

Plus the juggle of being a working mum with a stay-at-home dad and the things you definitely shouldn't say to her if you see her in the street. 

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It's tough times for Matt at the moment - his white goods are dropping like flies and he's in the dog house with Laura - but he swears it's not his fault!

The guys deep dive into mum rage and Ash has a cracking story about April - his ceiling fan has never looked the same since.

And can you give the tooth fairy an IOU if you've got no coins? The boys battle it out over whether we need to keep the magic up for our kids. 

Plus the boys look at more of the childhood movies that left us all traumatised. 

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It's not been a good week for poor old Matt.

There's a doll in his daughter's life that's causing him all sorts of grief.

Plus he opens up about being verbally assaulted by a child at pickup AND why he can't stand people who insist on spoiling his kids.

Meanwhile Ash thinks he's getting trolled by his family before Matt starts trolling him about his Sizzler order.

Oh and did we mention Sizzler's coming back! It's the good breaking news we've all been needing!

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The boys meet Tiktok megastar Havea 676 also known as Ilai Matangi.

The father-of-four has had a huge couple of years after being named both Tiktok creator of the year and comedy creator of the year.

And while he might have a few more million followers, Ilai is as humble as they come... and as the boys discover, is a big softie at heart.

He even sheds a few tears getting deep with the boys about dad life. 

Plus he has some incredible dad hacks so that he can parent his daughters differently to how he was raised.

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Matt is still recovering from Lola's birthday party - but he's fronted up to give Doters advice on what not to do after things almost went horribly wrong.

Plus he's realised the hardest part of having a nanny is something he never even considered.

Meanwhile Ash reveals why he was surprised by the odd "toy" Macy chose to bring to kindy.

This week the boys are back with more advice - they've opened the floodgates and now nothing can stop their advice-giving ways!

This time they weigh in to the great debate over whether or not you should discipline other people's kids.

Plus the kids' movies that left them traumatised for years to come.

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We know, we know - we said we'd never give advice.

But our inbox has been heaving with questions from mums & dads begging for advice and we started to think, with five kids between us and two hundred eps under our belt we do know a thing or two about parenting. 

So we're opening the floodgates, starting with a new dad who desperately wants to know if there is light at the end of the tunnel while in the thick of those sleepless newborn nights. 

Plus Ash reveals there's something strange keeping him and Macy up at night at the moment. 

And Matty shares the chaos of Lola's first week at school.

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You might recognise Matty Fahd from his 17 seasons on Gogglebox, but he's also a father-of-two caught up with the boys during a long week of solo-parenting while Sarah is away.

Matty opens up about how he was raised, how it's affected his parenting style, how he gave away his adrenaline-junky lifestyle after having kids and the anxiety he faces as a parent of two boys.

Matty admits while he might not have height on his side, he has a big heart and some larger than life stories to tell.

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School is finally back and the boys have dragged their tired dad-bods to the finish line.

Their trick? The path of least resistance... and the guys admit they've been letting their kids get away with whatever gets them through the day.

Ash got sucked into buying flowers for Macy while Matt agreed to let Marlie busk on the street - but with the kids now out of their hair, the boys have time to answer some important parenting questions.

What is the rule regarding pool toys that are left on the side of the public pool - Matt has some strong opinions after an awkward moment in Noosa.

And what is the etiquette when it comes to pulling out of kids' birthday parties, Ash almost had the best excuse of his life before the council stepped in and saved the day.

Plus the boys take a look back at their sex education class in highschool and where their knowledge of women went horribly wrong.

It's another loose episode that'll keep you laughing all the way to work/drop-off/the coffee shop.

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It's almost the start of the school year so you know what that means? New term, de-worm!

Th boys sample a smorgasbord of worming chocolate for your listening pleasure. 

But the taste tests don't stop there... to celebrate 201 episodes together the boys take a little quiz to see who knows who the best and the loser has to drink baby formula (although let's just say he enjoyed it a little bit too much).

Matt admits he's already failed at all his new years resolutions while Ash reveals he's kept a big one, forcing Matt to retract his comments last week and apologise for ever doubting him.

Matt also details some big changes that have been made in their household surrounding Poppy and how it will affect his sleep... and the show!

Plus Matt did something on holiday that left Ash baffled and Ash has a hack that can help save you from the endless questions from the kids these school holidays.

Join the boys in solidarity as they try to survive the final weeks of school holidays!

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From babies and grandbabies to catfishing and condom lessons, this chat is full of laughs as well as a whole lotta love from big softie, Matty Acton.

You might recognise his voice from Aussie radio where he's been talking on-air for the past 20 years and while he might still look fresh-faced, don't be fooled, this 38-year-old is a wealth of parenting knowledge.

Because Matty isn't just a Dad to three amazing kids, he's also now a Grandad and boy does he have some stories to share.

He's seen it all, from the sleepless newborn phase, to toddler chaos, scary teen dramas and now seeing his son get married and have his own baby. 

There are so many takeaways from Matty to try out on your own kids - even Matt & Ash were taking notes!

And you can buy Matt's children's book, Bumble, The Bum Stinger here.

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It's the new year and the boys are wasting no time getting out their new years' resolutions.

But can they actually stick to them? Some are achievable, some are... less so.

Let's just say there is a boat and a new language involved so stay tuned. 

The boys realise they're officially getting old when everything at the playground gives them vertigo or has them seeing double from dizziness.

And Matt reveals he's finally found a new babysitter but could it leave Nanna out of a job!?

All will be revealed... so take a listen!

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The boys have brought back "The Oracle", Gen Muir, for some advice before school goes back and how to avoid those post school meltdowns.

Lola is starting big school and Marlie and Oscar are both moving up a year - a big transition for our little ones.

Gen teaches the boys how to get the kids (mentally) school ready as well as how to prep them for any  problems that may arise... and it could all come down to a lunchbox.

Matt opens up about his biggest fears for the girls at school, while Ash is surprised to find his past school fears bubbling to the surface while discussing Oscars'.

Once again Gen has loads of take home advice plus a great, new card game to play with the kids (and the boys) that'll get them giving you more than one word answers after school.

This is one episode that you'll want to share with your fellow parents.

Give your kids the reading edge they need with ABC Reading Eggs.

Head to readingeggs.com.au/2DD for your 30-day free trial and make this school year their best one yet!

You can buy Gen's High, Low, Buffalo cards here. 

Or follow Gen's amazing advice here or her instagram here. 

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Before we bring in 2026, we want to remind you of how great 2025 was! 

Aw, remember when Poppy was just a twinkle in Dad's eye? 

When Matt announced he was going on I'm A Celeb and the both tried to eat a century egg?

When Ash went to a school parent pizza night.. or was it a something more sinister?

Relive these moments before the boys are back from holidays and we get stuck into another year of shenanigans !

ALSO GIVE US A REVIEW FOR THE WELLBEING OF MATT !

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Taylah Montoya - How Taylah found out she was having Twins Wholesome Sarah - How Sarah's struggle with breastfeeding led to a dramatic turn of events.   Reggie Bird - Recalls being run over by an old man on a mobility scooter Jessie Stephens - Shares feelings of depression during pregnancy and how it's important to seek help.  Ryan Jon – How his biological mother gave him the gift of a big life.

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Before we bring in 2026, we want to remind you of how great 2025 was!

Ash is finally diagnosed with severe adult ADHD Matty J's sister loved to dress-up her brother back in the day Listener question – Mum of a one-year-old is fighting with her partner. This is your PSA to take it easy on yourself! Ash and April’s sleep routines include peculiar meditations 

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Before we bring in 2026, we want to remind you of how great 2025 was!

Matty J has a kink for pregnant women! Ash is blamed for destroying the father’s door when he was 5 years old Nana shares a Parenting Lie that involves the PlayStation ***TW*** Body Autonomy with child psychologist Victoria Barendsen 

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Before we bring in 2026, we want to remind you of how great 2025 was!

Chontel Duncan - Son’s close call to drowning and shares the importance of pool safety during summer. Becky Lucas – The comedian's struggle to come to terms with her son’s heart condition. Ben Tate – Ben Tate shares the rollercoaster of the day his daughter Zara was born. Sam Frost – During her labour experience, Sam's partner Jordy asked for a Panadol! Hugo Toovey – The confronting truth of planning your son's life without you in it.  Sassy Scott – 6-year surrogacy journey that led to becoming a father to twin boys.

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We're at Ash's house today and Matt's already snooping around checking out the new pad.

Luckily for us, April was home, so we brought her in to chat to the boys on life with Ash.

And does she spill the tea or what!? Let's just say a war of words erupts and Matt is loving his front row seat to it all.

The boys also discuss how much work it takes to keep up the magic of Christmas as Matty tries (and fails) to recruit Ash to join the Elf on the Shelf trend.

And with Santa arriving tonight, Ash reveals he's facing all sorts of questions about how the big man in red will get into their new place to deliver presents.

Happy Christmas doters - we hope you have a wonderful and safe celebration with family and friends.

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Like so many others, we’re still trying to come to terms with the scale and impact of the recent attack in Bondi. As a result, we’ve made the decision to pause our usual episode schedule - it didn’t feel right to continue as normal, and we appreciate your understanding.

We also want to acknowledge the civilians and first responders who stepped forward in moments of unthinkable danger. Your courage and compassion made a difference when it mattered most.

Our thoughts are with the Jewish community and everyone directly affected.

If this event has triggered past or present trauma or has left you feeling overwhelmed professional support is available at:

Lifeline 13 11 14

Kids Helpline 1800 55 1800

Beyond Blue 1300 22 46 36

PANDA 1300 726 306

Mental Health Line 1800 011 511

Transcultural Mental Health Line 1800 648 911

How to talk to your kids about what happened - advice here

If you would like to donate blood head to www.lifeblood.com.au

If you would like to donate to the victim's families head to:

Matilda's family

Rabbi Eli Schlanger's family

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One thing we pride ourselves on at Two Doting Dads is that we provide you with the good, the bad and the relatable parenting stories but we NEVER provide advice.

Until today... well sort of.

We've brought in parenting expert Gen Muir from Connected Parenting to dish out the advice and she has some incredible tips for the boys to try on their kids.

Plus she does the unthinkable... she makes Ash cry (although he won't admit it) and he is left speechless for the first time, maybe ever!

And the parenting hack that could actually get your kids listening to you! There are so many nuggets of gold to take home in this episode, you won't want to miss it. 

If you want more advice from Gen head to: https://www.connectedparenting.com.au/

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As we all drag our tired parent bodies to the end of the year, the boys' focus has moved to sleep and how they can get more of it.

They dive into fierce debates over bunk beds and baby blankets and their answers might surprise you!

Meanwhile another week and another e-bike fiasco for Matt - they say bad luck comes in threes so hopefully after this one it'll be clear riding from here on?!

And Ash has finally lost his mind... literally.

One minute he's telling a story, the next minute... everything goes blank.

We're still trying to figure out exactly what happened but needless to say many LOLS are had.

Plus the Christmas fail that almost burns the house down.

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Matt opens up about his sex life life after baby #3 and how Poppy's presence in the room is somewhat ruining the mood. 

Meanwhile Ash divulges all the dirty details of his recent Vegas trip, including his fall from grace going from "the penthouse to the shithouse".

Plus little Lola has graduated from preschool and it's got Matt feeling all the feels - his little girl is growing up and he's not ready!

And the Christmas fail that made granny blush - you'll never believe what she found in her secret Santa!

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Laura's back with Poppy in tow and she's dishing all the dirt on how Matt's doing as a third-time-dad. 

Hint: he's bringing all the positive vibes (just don't ask him to cook with Poppy strapped to him).

Laura opens up about Poppy's healing nature and how their girls are adapting as a family of five (including Lola's surprise hot-take on her baby sister).

And she answers the big question.. does she feel complete with three or could there be room for one more in their lives?!

The answer even has Ash doing a double take! 

Plus how they make time for each other now they're lives are busier than ever.

This episode gives you the perfect peek inside this crazy beautiful time in their lives, it's one you won't want to miss. 

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If you’re into ASMR of people eating apples then this episode is for you… Ash has an incredible trick with an apple that accidentally aroused his wife.

He’s also got a new tattoo… and it’s big .. but he maintains it’s not the size that matters ;)

Matt has been lashing out at random strangers again - last week it was a van driver, this week’s it’s a photographer he’s set his anger on but was it is mis-directed this time? Perhaps the festive season is getting to him early.

And speaking of festive - we hear more of your hilarious Christmas fails including the Dad who forgot to pack any presents when the went away Christmas. Let’s just say Santa got lost for some kids that year.

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It's a deep one today and it's a question the boys aren't taking lightly.

In fact Ash reveals he's back with his psychologist to talk through his concerns over how he's parenting Oscar and his big feelings.

While Matty reveals the kids aren't the only ones struggling to regulate their emotions after he had a run in with another driver.

We get an update on Marlie's annual dance concert and the surprising "other" show that is held at the hall.

And with the festive season approaching faster than a kid at a candy shop the boys share listeners' hilarious Christmas fails including a dog poo disaster that's got to be one for the record books.

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The dads are running off fumes this week!

Sleep expert (and founder of SwoopBaby) Sarah Clifton joins us to answer all your burning questions about kids and sleep. From night wakes to nap strikes and the dark art of keeping your child out of your bed, Sarah has your answers!

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We're into another chaotic week with the kids but this time it's Buster who's in the naughty corner. 

Ash shares why his daughter's hunger has no bounds, even when it comes to saving the seals and Matt reveals how he became the innocent victim of a water gun attack.

The boys learn what the actual meaning of 'Baby on Board' means, plus a listener has shared what could be the greatest dinner-time hack of all time (and could save your sanity at the dinner table).

Aaaaand the countdown to Christmas is well and truly on with the boys debating whether it's too early to be putting the tree up - if at all!

The silly season is officially here and we're leaning into it - so strap yourselves in, it's going to be a wild ride.

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Matty J's wife, Laura, has been accused of throwing out an expensive bottle that belongs to producer Jess (it has a metal top, mind you!) Should she be blamed for this horrible act, though? 

Speaking of throwing out important things. Who in your household has the desire of someone who wants to live in a museum? Ash complains about losing items to the tip. 

It's also Grandparents' Day, and Matty J had to step in for Nana, as she has found herself in the hospital again. 

The boys also check in with former guest and friend of the show, Hugo Toovey, to hear how he's faring post what we hope will be his last major surgery. 

To top off a chaotic week with the kids, Marlie-Mae leaves Daddy a sweet Lunchbox note that brings everyone to tears. 

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You know Ryan as one-half of the Toni and Ryan show. He also happens to be a dad to little toddler Mabel! 

From the time his partner Bridget squeezed his fake finger a bit too hard during labour to getting in trouble at school for not throwing an eraser... Ryan’s got stories.

He also opens up about being adopted, meeting his biological parents for the first time, and the very risky joke Toni dropped at the family reunion.

Yes, the lasagna really was really good. 

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What's the most you've ever paid when it comes to your child's sporting activities? 

Matty J is left speechless after getting a glimpse of Marlie's ballet recital tickets. Can you top this?! 

Ash had the privilegeof using a line every parent dreams of using after little Macy did something unspeakable. 

And Ash has a new sleep hack for the kids that you should definitely use next time your kids are refusing to sleep. 

Making a return for this week's episode is your Parenting Lies and Pa-Rants! We've got some good ones. 

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It's been a while since Daddy Ash has had an "accident" in public. Unfortunately, it happened at the worst place possible and has left him scarred ever since. 

Matty J has found a way to sort out Lola's phantom "tummy aches" at the doctors. Is he an evil genius or just a very loving dad?!

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Wholesome by Sarah is the absolute queen of keeping family meals real!

She knows exactly how to keep the kids happy, from picky eaters and beige diets to sneaking in a few veggies into your kids' bellies. 

Sarah is mum to three daughters and shares the household and business load with her husband. She gets into the raw pain she experienced after breastfeeding that landed her in the emergency, why she's sick of the "hands-on-dad" myth and how she gets her kids to eat all of their dinner. 

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The Johnson/Byrne's are finally a family of five! 

Despite a change of midwives mid-labour, Poppy's birth was a breeze (according to Matty J). Dad was nervous about the growing private medical bill and even tried to barter with the doctor. 

Meanwhile, Ash couldn't believe his sister was asked to pet sit an animal that definitely shouldn't be pet sat.

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Technically, baby Poppy has arrived! 

However, in this episode, past Matty J, his wife Laura, and Ash have yet to meet her. The anticipation is high! So are the nerves...and in the words of Ash, "good luck!" 

While Matt prepares to welcome a third baby, he's playing pranks on Marlie, and it's getting her into trouble at school.

Ash has finally said goodbye to his Balie parasite and shares the remedy for getting rid of the things (yuck).  

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Becoming a parent has a way of reshaping everything you thought you knew about yourself.

For Scotty James, an Olympic medalist, professional snowboarder, and father to 1-year-old Leo, this involved tackling a new challenge while balancing nearly twenty years of training and competing at the top with the unpredictable and humbling experience of dadhood.

In this episode, Scotty opens up about:

Special thanks to RedBull for bringing this to life!

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Poppy has arrived! 

Except, in this podcast universe, she's still in Mum's belly waiting for her father to sort out the hospital insurance...that he forgot to renew. Oh dear. 

Ash is back from Bali and took home an additional pet, or some would call a parasite. The best cure is bed (and toilet), but unfortunately, Ash is in the middle of moving house. 

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We’ve got something different for you this week, our first-ever live show!

Recorded at the Apple Store on George Street in Sydney as part of a Today at Apple event, this bonus episode brings you straight into the room with us. Expect plenty of laughs, dad banter, and a taste of what it’s like when the Two Doting Dads hit the stage.

Couldn’t make it on the day? Don’t worry! This is the next best thing. 

And hey… if you like the idea of more live shows, let us know. We just might have to do it again. 😉 

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Before you ask...baby three isn't born yet! 

That's probably a good thing because there are builders onsite (again) at the Johnson/Byrne household, fixing, plastering, hammering last-minute things before the baby arrives. 

Ash, on the other hand, couldn't be living a more opposite life to Matty J right now! He has returned from a sexy poolside cocktail-sipping week in Bali with his wife, April. The couple made sure to bring the essentials for the trip...unfortunately, everyone knew about it. 

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