Emergency Intercom

This is our 6th Halloween episode that Drew has been 16 for! Prank calling celebs!! Drew takes a tumble

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sorry about drew’s audio this episode he recorded it from the upside down/m. Yes I saw Mike!! 

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A Russian data center was blown up and enya lost all of her followers:( Drew and chappell roan hooked up

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You are deserving, you are capable

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Drew took the gay test and he passed (or failed depending in your perspective..)

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period

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Drew and Enya's neighbors yelled at them which is not cool because Drew is a minor

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Enya dives into theories about The Suite Life of Zack and Cody and Drew reckons with the fact that he is gay

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Drew comes out as a bear lover

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Tanner joins us to discuss bumpin denim and straight people (aka the male loneliness epidemic)

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Drew is gay

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Drew is finally ready to talk about When Tea Williams and Enya discusses her dead wife energy

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Mary Beth Barone joins us to discuss Zohran Mamdani, literacy on Love Island and working with Ky on her new Netflix comedy special

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Let me not forget my big hat

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Odiously we're joined by Josiah to discuss his solo career, family dymanics and his dreams coming to fructition

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Enya unlocks some empathy for men in this episode

but not too much

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We are finally back in the studio to discuss the Jojo Siwa cruise

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When in Drew

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Bonnie Drew

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Fight the urge to for introspection and start underthinking

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Heidi Klum's contacts at the met gala lets talk about it

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Boobyala, Titz, Gay, Cumming these are all real places on the map

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Something shifted.. 

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Josiah. we need to be friends period hands down everything

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Drew is the only one who hasn't lost his whimsy

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Its time to talk about beauty standards because no one else will

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You're bi

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Somehow we got to chat with Harrison Fishman and Dylan Redford about their masterpiece Neighbors

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Enya drank everyday for a week and got in a fist fight with a white woman and Drew likes throwing up now

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Eli joins us to talk about her alien animatronic, dming Addison Rae a bunch, her one women show, and upcoming tour 

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Drew got high and started asking questions

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Plushies drop tomorrow at 12pm pst - all proceeds are being split between pcrf and this is about humanity

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Enya’s does a reveal of her big bush and something very bad happened to Drew in the gym bathroom

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Live from your mom its emergency intercom

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We discuss the Grammys and Drew has been crying more now that he is crying more he has noticed that he wasn't crying as much before

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Drew wants to be the first ethical bottom billionaire

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Ky and Drew went to another gay bar. They are both straight though

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Serious ass episode. Drew and Enya tackle the opiate epidemic, manufactured consent, the gig economy weaponized by late stage exo-capitalism and Ky and Drew kissing.

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Marty Supreme is a boy movie and Enya will never watch it

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Enya’s purpose is to smoke weed and Josiah keeps telling people he worked at a popcorn factory

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Owen joins us to talk about body counts and bond with Enya over their shared love of musicals

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Enya talks about her box, Drew's car got impounded, Ky is silent.

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Drew and ky are doing comedy sets soon. Enya got banned from a dating app and the road trip ends horribly lol

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Enya thinks people need to stop admitting to crimes on Tiktok, and Drew was horribly embarrassed twice this week

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Violet joins us to pray for Ky and teach us that technology and nature can coexist

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Enya might be the last pure woman and Drew won’t shut up about his new phone

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saturday sunday

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Sending your friend 1000 memes is the new facebook poke, and drew got his blood test results back

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Drew got hate crimed on an island and Enya reminisces about 4th grade

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New York farting week

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No one dances anymore.

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The rapture happened yesterday but that wont have any effect on views for this episode because we are all going to hell

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Everyone feels the exact same, some are just better equipped to handle it with the brain chemistry they are given

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We drank and did hella drugs for this episode

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Men not being on camera is a turn on to Enya and Drew hooked up with someone in an insane asylum

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Drew is the last gay guy on the planet to find out about lattes, Enya broke sobriety with Ozempic and Ky messed up badly

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Enya would love to die. Period.

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Enya got mogged and drew doesn't believe in celiacs. Ky brought a bunch of weird stuff to the studio

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Enya thinks Drew has the vibe of someone who killed someone last night and ky is drews hag

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Drew's doctor is trying to hit, ky and enya went home together... and our house is haunted

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Drew and enya went to the high school musical high school then came back to la and got crossfaded

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Drew got hit by lightning and it turned him straight. Enya got a wall e chair that has an ipad and a toilet attached to it so she can watch the secret lives of mormon housewives without having to get up to cr*p or eat

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Enya totaled her car and Drew lives in alternate realities that don't exist.

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Enya died and Drew comes out to his mom

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Madeline is back to talk about how disturbing it was growing up with Drew. you're bi

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Drew teaches enya what Italian brain rot is, enya moved back to la and ky is an office bottom

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Enya moved to Miami. Why would we lie? Drew got hit on at a club and Ky finally got asked to be a third

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Someone told Enya that she curses too much, Drew has body teasmorphia and ky opened the stink portal in the studio

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Ky is in his office siren arc

His cute sweater and toned body tells a story

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If you go to coachella you are ran through

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Apple ringtones are silly, Cris angel is a Mindfreak and how to turn cookies to gold!!

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literally, nothing is changing. Just wanted to scare you. Welcome back. Have fun. Enjoy. See you next week.

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Something sweet for the kids…

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we used to k*ll women that talked as much as enya in the olden days

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enya didnt know how sports worked until last year and drew will never date someone because he is scared of enya getting jealous

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enya gives 50+ swingers a pass and drew got scammed in multiple ways this week which is especially bad because he’s in his luteal phase 

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we got interns and apparently they use sniffies

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we are so crazy

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Ellen degenerate saves so much money because she does all the editing herself

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sorry for the delay!! had to focus on being safe and making sure people we love are safe! we have been spending the past week helping friends but are also making sure that we give to the community that has given us a home in la for 8 years! here are some donation links and in person drop off spots we have used. hoping everyone stays safe 

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Enya is going back to being a closeted misandrist and drew comes out as having a crush

Also this isn’t the last episode for a while I just wanted to see if anyone reads the description

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Drew thinks his parents are attractive that's weird. does anyone even read the description of the episodes. does anyone even care about me ?

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This is enyas last year to live and she’s going out with a bang

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we were in grindr wrapped, drew farts directly into the mic this episode

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enya saw wicked and it changed her brain chemistry, drew feels like he needs to explain himself after posting a thirst trap

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We lost everything… while yall were being thankful we were fighting for our lives. I hope you’re happy. We sure aren’t. Also drew got a haircut.

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We throw a party for Drew’s 26 day old poop!!! We also discuss how we exist on a lunar plane that doesn’t necessarily connect with typical mortal levels. Love at first sight? Alright… sit tight!!!

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The kind of ass where you just see butthole and don’t see cheeks

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Drew knows what its like to be a woman now because someone talked about his body, if you dont make more edits of enya she will blow herself up and put it on the patreon

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our scariest episode yet

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